@@planetpeterson2824i love the argument that the moon was split in two. Because if that was the case then at one time supposedly the moon was 2x bigger. Which would cause the moon to fall into Earth and destroy the planet
@@TheSlave69 we all already have it. Spanky speaks through the wind to us all. Its biologically coded in our hearts. To deny that is to deny truth. It clearly says in Spankymiah 31:33, which states that Spanky will make a new covenant by putting his laws on their hearts and writing them on their minds; this concept is further echoed in passages like 2 Spankithians 3:3, where it says Spanky writes on "tablets of human hearts" with the Spirit of the living Spanky.
I shouldn't be, but I'm always GENUINELY shocked that they can't figure this out. Then they double down on their own claims, without realizing their own special pleading. They absolutely CANNOT apply skepticism to their own religion.
People in 1006: *sees a supernova* Literally every culture in their records in 1006: "HOLY **** THERE'S A NEW STAR" Mohammad: *splits the moon* Every culture in the 6th century: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "Eh..."
And at some point the guy says, "well we know that the Q-r@n has been preserved for 1400 years..." Which is basically saying "No sir, we made this up years ago"
The thing I love about this is just that disconnect that people have when Peterson has this perfect parody of religion. They’re like “Well obviously Spanky is wrong” and Peterson goes “Exactly.” And then they go “Uh what? I have no idea why that’s the point.” The lack of understanding is telling right there.
Brainwashing is a hell of a drug. The Islamic text is even more insidious than the Christians' for instilling the idea that it can not be questioned. And it's taught that it is *literally* the words _the_ god intended everyone to understand, hence Muslims have to learn to read it in the original language as written... And it just does not stop with the threats and warnings about what non belief, or ceasing belief will get you. It's as psychologically damaging as the Catholic's BS about how utterly worthless and disgusting every human is, and how they deserve punished for being grossly full of demons and sin.
They hate it when you rub their face in the ridiculousness of their own deeply held beliefs, just turned back around on them. "It's not the same. No it's not. You know this." Riiiiiight, excellent rebuttal.
Do these people think the whole "winged horse split moon" thing actually happened??? That is almost as dumb as thinking the whole "global flood/critter cruise" thing actually happened.
2:54 Infinity isn't a number and division by zero isn't defined. But even as a limit problem ♾️/1=♾️ but ♾️/0 could be either plus or minus ♾️ so it's not true even then.
Based on the context I think he was trying to say that there’s no difference between 1/infinity and 0/infinity - which I believe is correct (correct me if I’m wrong)
To be fair, this has to be one of the most chill, and understanding Muslim apologists I've ever heard. The indoctrination is just so strong, but he sounds really intelligent.
In my experience _most_ conversations with Muslims are pretty chill, same with Christians too (the ones I've personally had conversations with, that is) The only times I've encountered any anger/aggressiveness has been when engaging with someone who has literally never critically engaged with their religious beliefs and I've just challenged them in real time, and they don't know what to do at that point. Or, it is someone that has engaged their religious ideas critically and they're aware of how untenable their position is and decided it's best if they double down while yelling, so they get into presupposition bollocks and sophistry to delude themselves they've got an intellectual leg to stand on.
Pascal's Wager is driven by a pragmatic appeal to self-interest, with a focus on potential rewards and risks rather than the truth of God's existence. Occam's Razor, on the other hand, would emphasize simplicity and explanatory efficiency, discounting unnecessary assumptions like the existence of God unless compelling evidence is provided.
@@Julian0101 I think maybe a typo/brain fart? Like a Freudian slip...? Wager - Razor. You can see how easy it is for people to make copy errors - probably explains all the cockups in the 'holy books', and why there's so many religious nutters at each other's throats. "My made-up God is better than your made-up God"
When callers ask you to define "god" like when you said "any kind of god could exist", you should go with Aron Ra's definition of "magical anthropomorphic immortal". It's a solid minimal definition that doesn't imply anything theists want to sneak in.
You need to make sure Spanky's book is in a beautiful language that only you can read, and which doesn't translate well, so you can make it say whatever you want.
atheist: in all things, i seek evidence theist: so, you are being irrational the insanity of theist apologists is mind-boggling. and response other than WTF ??? is ... words fail me
He tried to get you with the stupid "You wouldn't care about god even if you knew one existed and therefore, your reasons are entirely emotional and not rational" argument. It's ridiculous. The hypothetical he is setting up is one in which the existence of a god would have been proven to me beyond any doubt. He then ask a morally driven question, "would you care about this god?". Of course my answer to the question is going to be based on my morals and whether or not I believe the god matches my moral principles. For example, I would not care about a god that condones or even orders genocides. This does not mean my, or anyone else's, reasons for not believing a god exist are emotionally driven.
One of your best. Aad, scary and funny how these people exist. They are humans like us, how is this possible? Something is wrong in their heads I guess.
A public service announcement that I offer to people in your line of work. The mental condition of schizophrenia is characterized by an inability to entertain hypotheticals. There is no value in arguing with someone who suffers from this condition because they cannot grant a thing they believe is not. Perhaps you will notice such a consistency in your opponents.
He actually said that it's a singular perception that makes your belief, so it's impossible to have the same God. Why does that not apply to his religion? Because he is scared and indoctrinated.
It bothers me ao much when muslims point to the memorization and preservation of the koran as proof that its true. IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS 100% accurate, ACCURACY is not the same thing as TRUTH
It's like Peterson is arguing with a toddler... There has never been a decent argument for any god, let alone the Islamic one, which has the worst arguments for it because they all boil down to arguments from incredulity, arguments from authority and begging the question.
You can buy a Spanky plush if you want. Just saying... planetpeterson.myshopify.com/products/spanky
Spanky told you to say that.
@@rembrandt972ify he literally did
@@planetpeterson2824i love the argument that the moon was split in two. Because if that was the case then at one time supposedly the moon was 2x bigger. Which would cause the moon to fall into Earth and destroy the planet
Is there a way I can get the Spanky Bible?
@@TheSlave69 we all already have it. Spanky speaks through the wind to us all. Its biologically coded in our hearts. To deny that is to deny truth. It clearly says in Spankymiah 31:33, which states that Spanky will make a new covenant by putting his laws on their hearts and writing them on their minds; this concept is further echoed in passages like 2 Spankithians 3:3, where it says Spanky writes on "tablets of human hearts" with the Spirit of the living Spanky.
Presups are like vampires. You can put a mirror directly in front of them but they still won't see themselves.
Every time, the guests fail to understand that you’re playing the same game they are with Spanky.
I shouldn't be, but I'm always GENUINELY shocked that they can't figure this out. Then they double down on their own claims, without realizing their own special pleading.
They absolutely CANNOT apply skepticism to their own religion.
Remember, four in five people aren't capable of introspection, these people don't know what they are lacking.
People in 1006: *sees a supernova*
Literally every culture in their records in 1006: "HOLY **** THERE'S A NEW STAR"
Mohammad: *splits the moon*
Every culture in the 6th century: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "Eh..."
And then he went and did do diddled a 7 year old girl.
12:50 "so this claim about Spanky, did you make that up just now?"
"No sir, I made this up years ago"
And at some point the guy says, "well we know that the Q-r@n has been preserved for 1400 years..."
Which is basically saying "No sir, we made this up years ago"
I'm like 80% convinced this guy opened up his heart to spanky after this
...as has been prophesized.
AND HIS BUSSOM!!!
He opened his pants and bent over for Almighty Spanky, to allow the divine message into his core of cores.
I let the holy spirit of Spanky spank my spiritual cheeks and have been forgiven 🙏
Praise be
The thing I love about this is just that disconnect that people have when Peterson has this perfect parody of religion. They’re like “Well obviously Spanky is wrong” and Peterson goes “Exactly.”
And then they go “Uh what? I have no idea why that’s the point.”
The lack of understanding is telling right there.
Brainwashing is a hell of a drug.
The Islamic text is even more insidious than the Christians' for instilling the idea that it can not be questioned.
And it's taught that it is *literally* the words _the_ god intended everyone to understand, hence Muslims have to learn to read it in the original language as written... And it just does not stop with the threats and warnings about what non belief, or ceasing belief will get you.
It's as psychologically damaging as the Catholic's BS about how utterly worthless and disgusting every human is, and how they deserve punished for being grossly full of demons and sin.
I don't want to be mean, but it really demonstrates how exceptionally stupid the average person is. Especially the religious folk.
'My religion is real. 'spanky' is just silly.'
It's different when it's their thing.
These guys really don't get when their arguments are used against them it's so fucking funny
If this guy was honest and used his arguments against Spankyism but directed them against Islam instead - he would become an atheist.
It breaks my heart how lost this world is. I pray that you find your way.
Spanky is King 🙏🏻
You have to unharden your heart and blindly believe in Spanky to receive his devine flagellation.
You've been watching way too much TH-cam.
@@rembrandt972ify Imagine all that time wasted on YT that could have been used to worship Spanky.
@@doranku Kinda hard to argue with that. 🙏
Babe wake up peterson used my thumbnail
Good for you.
Mans is waking up his girl 24/7
@@wiledman2430she understands, Peterson is worth it
Every video I wonder what the new “babe wake up” comment will say
Anyone making Pascals wager in relation to god clearly have no idea what they are talking about. Amazing video Peterson!
HOW DARE he deny spanky our lord and saviour
They hate it when you rub their face in the ridiculousness of their own deeply held beliefs, just turned back around on them.
"It's not the same. No it's not. You know this."
Riiiiiight, excellent rebuttal.
yeah but... if it's for your own benefit, it's fine; according to Pascal's wager ...
Do these people think the whole "winged horse split moon" thing actually happened??? That is almost as dumb as thinking the whole "global flood/critter cruise" thing actually happened.
He put it back together though...
I fell out when he pulled out the Spanky Bible. I feel like i need one to pull out when im debating!❤
2:55
no, there are different CATEGORIES of infinity. however, in PRACTICAL terms, the result is the same: it doesn't matter
Any number + 1, there, infinititty.
Pascals wager also assumes a god that isn't evil.
Religious people claiming they can reach their religion through logic never fails to make me laugh.
8:00
honestly, i just get tired of this.
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD.
ALL HAIL, SPANKY
No one can deny Spanky. They may try, but they will fail. Spanky is eternal!
2:54 Infinity isn't a number and division by zero isn't defined.
But even as a limit problem ♾️/1=♾️ but ♾️/0 could be either plus or minus ♾️ so it's not true even then.
Based on the context I think he was trying to say that there’s no difference between 1/infinity and 0/infinity - which I believe is correct (correct me if I’m wrong)
@@deeryme9374 For most reasonable definitions of infinity I'd say yes!
The reciprocals of these objects should be both 0.
19:01 live: Dude getting it.. without getting it.
This is the behavior my god would punish...
To be fair, this has to be one of the most chill, and understanding Muslim apologists I've ever heard. The indoctrination is just so strong, but he sounds really intelligent.
In my experience _most_ conversations with Muslims are pretty chill, same with Christians too (the ones I've personally had conversations with, that is)
The only times I've encountered any anger/aggressiveness has been when engaging with someone who has literally never critically engaged with their religious beliefs and I've just challenged them in real time, and they don't know what to do at that point.
Or, it is someone that has engaged their religious ideas critically and they're aware of how untenable their position is and decided it's best if they double down while yelling, so they get into presupposition bollocks and sophistry to delude themselves they've got an intellectual leg to stand on.
Pascal's Wager is driven by a pragmatic appeal to self-interest, with a focus on potential rewards and risks rather than the truth of God's existence.
Occam's Razor, on the other hand, would emphasize simplicity and explanatory efficiency, discounting unnecessary assumptions like the existence of God unless compelling evidence is provided.
Occam's wager? I knew a out occam's razor but this wager is new for me.
Occam's razor*
@@Julian0101
Indeed it is razor and not wager. I've corrected my mistake.
@@Wheres_the_money_lebowski
Yes, Occam's razor is the correct principle I was referring to; not wager.
@@Julian0101 I think maybe a typo/brain fart? Like a Freudian slip...? Wager - Razor. You can see how easy it is for people to make copy errors - probably explains all the cockups in the 'holy books', and why there's so many religious nutters at each other's throats. "My made-up God is better than your made-up God"
New fear unlocked: the one true god cares which sock I put on first and I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.
Wellll....have you heard about sockless gods? Very vindictive gods
Spankey has blinded his eyes
I came here to learn how to argue against religions, but now I believe in Spanky.
What just happenned ?
You opened your heart *and bussom* to Spanky and Spanky revealed the truth to you
Spanky will forgive (or cleanse, its not entirely clear) all the heretical non-believers such as this muslim.
And yet another prophecy from the sparky bible has came true, things will happen
“Your view is not rational”
*uses math*
“We’re not trying to solve a math problem here”
I am unique like every turd i created, I am like shit, just like everyone else.
Holy **** thats deep.
Pascal's Wager is gambling reality on faith, which can easily go wrong.
We all deny Spanky 😂
Now I wouldn't dare DEFY Spanky.. All praise be to the one, true Spanky.
Not one of these guys has ever seen Monty Python’s Life of Brian
5:00
TRINITY is a red herring. it is a meaningless SEMANTIC point, at best, or purely meaningless, at worst
When callers ask you to define "god" like when you said "any kind of god could exist", you should go with Aron Ra's definition of "magical anthropomorphic immortal". It's a solid minimal definition that doesn't imply anything theists want to sneak in.
It's like when you make a simile and they're like well, you don't really "make" a simile.
This might be my favorite episode.
The devil literally pretends to be an angel, literally anti-devil is the first thing the devil is known to do.
Thank you for this gem. Perfectly executed. So much laughter.
“It shouldn’t be so hard to answer a simple question….”
😂 my guy, come on…
Spanky is our one true lord of the universe. It's a fact. He's even in my home. My dog plays with Spanky every day. All Hail SPANKY!!
Even your dog is a true believer.
🙏🦛💜
I wanna get a piece of this Spanky bible! I love it! Infallible predictive power. I just hope Spanky sees fit to offer me personal revelation.
You need to make sure Spanky's book is in a beautiful language that only you can read, and which doesn't translate well, so you can make it say whatever you want.
Wow I can't believe he actually said we should be denied our spankings and be sent to a concentration camp because of our religion 😰😰😔😔😭😭
This is actually hilarious, it’s like watching a betta fish fight its reflection 😂 he doesn’t even realize what’s happening
I already feel like we're going to hear a lot of "clarification", or question evasion, from this guy
atheist: in all things, i seek evidence
theist: so, you are being irrational
the insanity of theist apologists is mind-boggling. and response other than WTF ??? is ... words fail me
If there is no sadness, then how can you tell you are happy? Since there is infinite happiness should be easy to define.
You can lead a theist to irony but you can't make them think.
This guy is so dense he can't tell your being facetious and I think that he thinks that you actually believe Spanky is really a god.
16:13 Spanky Conversion Uploading......
20:00 "mass transmission"
A band wagon fallacy/argumentum ad poplum.
Never heard “bosom” so many times in my life.
Your guest is yet another one that can't admit he may be wrong.
"Ooh I'm a pumkin!"
- planet Peterson 2024
I lost it when the spanky bible came up. 😂
Amazing work, keep it up!
Finally Spanky Bible dropped 🗣️🗣️🔥💯
He tried to get you with the stupid "You wouldn't care about god even if you knew one existed and therefore, your reasons are entirely emotional and not rational" argument. It's ridiculous. The hypothetical he is setting up is one in which the existence of a god would have been proven to me beyond any doubt. He then ask a morally driven question, "would you care about this god?". Of course my answer to the question is going to be based on my morals and whether or not I believe the god matches my moral principles. For example, I would not care about a god that condones or even orders genocides. This does not mean my, or anyone else's, reasons for not believing a god exist are emotionally driven.
How does he not wince when he says "infinite punishment for eating pork"?
Fucking love this channel bro it’s so funny. Also good to fall asleep to 😂
do you think muhammed studied the lunar phases and predicted the day thered be a quarter moon and said hed "split" it that day
This caller's brain is so locked into Islamic ideas he cannot even conceive of anything other than that.
One of your best. Aad, scary and funny how these people exist. They are humans like us, how is this possible? Something is wrong in their heads I guess.
My God. I talked to God and he just told me he is an atheist.
I prophesy that in 1,400 years, Spankyism will be the dominant religion.
Spanky hardened my-well im not gonna finish that 😳
Put this Spanky Bible in your merch store and I will give you money for it.
the most literal man alive
You can HEAR the electrical fire in the caller's brain.
Where is the comment about honey having a baby because Peterson posted or something?
sorry i was fetching our narcolepsy meds, i woke babe up now
A public service announcement that I offer to people in your line of work.
The mental condition of schizophrenia is characterized by an inability to entertain hypotheticals. There is no value in arguing with someone who suffers from this condition because they cannot grant a thing they believe is not.
Perhaps you will notice such a consistency in your opponents.
As a spankologist, I eat pork because it is the body of christ. Eating pork is the only way to avoid eternal damnation
He actually said that it's a singular perception that makes your belief, so it's impossible to have the same God. Why does that not apply to his religion? Because he is scared and indoctrinated.
It bothers me ao much when muslims point to the memorization and preservation of the koran as proof that its true. IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS 100% accurate, ACCURACY is not the same thing as TRUTH
Just openly defining a God into existence right from the get-go.
The irony is deafening.
So in the end, did this guy understand that there is just as much evidence for Spanky as there is for his God? Which is none.
The Spanky bible doesn't say you can't eat pork so therefore you can eat pork.
Ohhh I hope Spanky has mercy upon him.
People like this caller will never get it because they dont want to get it😅😅😅
Did he just blaspheme Spanky? Doubters will cower in fear!
he is so close to getting it.
All hail Spanky.
I speak with Spanky every night before going to bed.
Bruh, i believe in Spanky for sure, as you spanked this guy, as foretold in the Spanky Bible 😂😂😂
How does one become a Spankinite? I want to accept him into my heart/and or Bussom. They are both open.
“No they do not lol” 😂
It's like Peterson is arguing with a toddler...
There has never been a decent argument for any god, let alone the Islamic one, which has the worst arguments for it because they all boil down to arguments from incredulity, arguments from authority and begging the question.
The caller blasphemed against Spanky, the Almighty. He is an infidel!
The Muslim talking about truth is hilarious.
How is he so ignorant to the irony? It's like he's talking to himself but doesn't know it.
18:30 Hahaha, used logic.
That is the first time I have seen the Spanky bible, it made me lol very hard
Planet Peterson are you a new Padawan of dark Dawkins
This is one of your best
Iblis is a djinn, dude don't even know his own religion.
HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣
He's SO CLOSE!!!
I believe in spanky, All profecies where perfectly described and came true, on a daily basis
Gonna need the Spanky Bible lol.
Btw all spanky deniers are going to hell....he revealed it to me too😂😂
All hail Spanky!! That is absolutely hilarious.