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Who the hell gave Grandma a phone-
@@zuki9537 a lot of people
I did
The sad thing is, most people need to adapt to phones to have access to a lot of things. Not every grandma is in elder care homes.
@@iclynnx yis
grandpa willy probably did
As a Hungarian, we don't really have monsters, we have stuff like the "Kis gömböc" which is basically a pig's stomach filled with ground up pig organs, that became sentient and attempted to eat an entire village, only stopped by a shepeard's knife. I recommend using this one to curse people.
True, but if you shout 'TRIANON' it should work too, no?
how about Rézfaszú bagoly i assume it would sound really scary to someone who doesnt speak hungarian
magyar népmesék with their mundane forest fauna villains but also multiple-headed dragons and sentient inanimate objects as well as "silver woods", "copper fields" and "diamond mountains" beyond the "Óperenciás" sea really made us see the world differently. Also, always have a fearful respect of Nagymama and her wooden spoon, and expect to offend her if you don't let her feed you to the point becoming ill.
Oh that is insanely terrifying.
There are also other old Hungarian myths, there are entire wikis about them. Personal favorite is the blood sucking miracle chicken!
That fake Russian band name at 1:50 translates to "I poop in my pants" in case anyone is wondering.
thank you for this information.
wrong timestamp?
Спасибо, товариш.
😂
should be 1:20
The elephant thing is a reference to a "white elephant gift" which today is usually cheap silly Xmas gifts at office parties, but originally it was an actual white elephant and gifted to ppl you don't like, bc they are big and expensive and create a lot of problems. But you can't just refuse or give it away bc it was a gift, that's the idea at least ☺️
Yes and also they were considered sacred so you couldn't use them for any actual work. But you still had to keep them well looked after and could never sell them because it would be an insult to the king.
Heck, I was sure you guys are trolling, but sure enough, this is an actual theory. Mind blown.
@@chanterelle483 fact is so often crazier than fiction, isn't it! 🐘🎀
Perfect weapon to get back at the bullies in your life.
@@SarahElisabethJoyal AND, because of the severe melanin deficiency, they're more likely to develop skin cancer! You'd go bankrupt just keeping it fed and shaded.
Lexi, that’s unnecessary to pack a French Horn.
Pack a Recorder. It’s slimmer, more lightweight and you can put it in your suitcase so you don’t have to pay to check an instrument bag.
plus they are much more annoying, since they're high and shrill
Depends where you are going I mean a recorders one thing but if you are going to a comedy festival then it has to be a slide whistle and if you're horse riding in the old west take a mouth harp got to give your life a quality soundtrack
I'd take a kazoo on my carryon.
no. Pocket trumpet.
Get an otamatone instead of a recorder
17:48 That actually made me think of a specific day in the late 70s when I first recognized that smell . . . like, damp leaves and the scent of smoke from people’s fireplaces mixed with cold air. Edit: plus the smell of burning leaves.
4:20 Spider here. I've been in this situation before, but instead of becoming a bartender, I became a hotel receptionist.
The elephant question is a simplified version of the white elephant problem. If you hated someone, you could gift them a white elephant. They were sacred, so you couldn't get rid of it or even use it for work like other elephants, but still had to care for it, so you had to act grateful for a giant money pit. Hence white elephant gift exchanges now.
Lexi, pack in a way that you're always ready to annoy. EMBRACE CHAOS.
EMBRACE IT! i am chaotic good therefore i agree with this 🤣
YES! I am a people-shaped cat, and when I'm not napping or playing, I do enjoy causing a bit of chaos.
@@wmdkitty meow meow CHAOS CHAOS
Just got to the point with the procrastination/ADHD advice. Thanks Lexi, I actually haven't heard that before. I'll have to try it sometime. I'm always happy to find new coping strategies.
Time stamp
Kids randomly threw up in grade school because we didn't know about food intolerances (barely even knew food allergies were a thing) back then.
Also parents love sending their sick kids to school -- just pop a few kid tylenol or cold meds in them before school, and by the time it wears off boom! Vomit time in a classroom.
I was the kid who threw up in the middle of class. We were taking turns around a circle practicing our alphabet, and when it was my turn my response was to vomit onto the little paper they gave us
Guess I was just that sick of the alphabet that day
I was relatively good in that regard, but two moments I remember with total clarity. One was when I was going on a school trip to Weymouth (this was a regular thing, the 4th years, some 5th years who had been the year before to act as chaperones, which lead to Matty Heliwell getting in trouble for blasphemy, but that's a whole different story....😉) and on a hot day the teachers thought it was a good idea to give us milk with our packed lunches. Cue acts of projectile vomiting around the coach - and me prostrate with nausea but unable to be sick, other than spit sick if you know what I mean. Fun times....😃🤮. The next occurrence was finding out if you put milk and or cream in a chicken pie, I'll huey like nobody's business! Fine with chicken in a cream sauce normally, or cream of chicken soup, but creamed chicken in a pie? No way, just no bloody way! (Also can be a little nauseous with creamed chicken with rice, but that's hit and miss, and nowhere near as bad ) What makes this worse it that I LOVE chicken. But that's my two worst ones, so that it's probably no surprise that I've turned into a bit of a gutlord.....🤔
Lexi always puts a smile on my face. Next Skitty I catch I'm naming it after her
Bro, I didn't know what a skitty was till now, and it matches her energy so well lol
What Pokémon would the other narrators be?
@@evagarcia865 I'd have to think but I'll post a comment on videos they narrate to give them their own spotlight
@Eva Garcia The pokemon I pick for Robin is Quaxly. Not the evos just Quaxly because Quaxly gives off the same "I'm done" vibes with Fuecoco that Robin sometimes gives in the one job videos.
@@evagarcia865 jack has got to be one of the weird fish ones. that, or Mr Mime.
Is it not normal to have an evil bullfrog under your bed? GUYS?!
I'd say it is, I have one named Gerald
It certainly is! Mine is named Reginald and wears a top hat.
mine is not so evil anymore but yea it's completely normal.
@@michealmalloy1934Nice name! I've named mine Remmington.
Idk,i dont know what people consider normal,but im guessing it is,mine is called Raymund
The editors did a good job this episode. Perfectly chosen GIFs and graphics.
i love lexi so much, as a transgender person myself, it makes me feel better we have more representation :) shes my favorite narrator and always makes me feel at peace
shes my favourite narrator too
For a second I was like
Is she is using a voice changer? 😅
Then realization kicked in.
(Please note: This is not a hate message.)
She’s so wholesome too :D
Lexi - my parents, well mainly my mother, went through this thing where she tried all kinds of things for my ADHD, including "family therapy" and even put me in a psych ward at 9 years old for kids ages 8-18 that had all kinds of problems, before finally taking me completely OFF my medication at 10 years old and telling me to "deal with it" and to "learn the triggers" and "fight them off" on my own. My son has ADHD and I've made sure that he's got the tools needed to help him handle daily life, school, and the anxiety that he faces. I won't let him go through this on his own because I know what it's like to be punished for something you literally cannot help and be told that you aren't good enough because you're having an anxiety attack and the person who is supposed to be there for you is literally the last person in your corner and willing to help you. That will NOT be my child. Soo...yeah, I get it.
6:14 that exacact thing almost happend, but it was with amazon reviews such as "I loved this shovel, great for digging shallow graves in my back yard!" "this padlock is great for the shipping container where I keep my hostage" AND ALL OF IT WAS TRUE
Yep, it's Todd Kohlhepp that you're talking about.
@@danielt2k8 Yes! Thank you, I couldn't remember his name!
The first one, seriously, who’s grandma thinks to text the person she thinks was the *dead body* found on a random road?
Fr
Does she expect a response, if they _were_ dead what was the point of texting them?!
@@Glegh just to make sure
i know a guy who texts his friend every time he learns someone died/tried to die bc his friend is just like that
@mbbmaxi About 3 years ago, when I worked the night shift at FedEx, a lady was brutally mutilated (part of not having the experience to work at that area and negligence of her team leader and manager).
My mother heard the news early that morning and told my dad to call me if I was ok (all that was on the news was a worker died).
Workers aren’t allowed phones inside anywhere (unless you’re team lead or upper management).
Great video it’s only been out for 27 seconds
Great comment it's only been out for 21 minutes
Lexi always puts a smile on my face
I felt kind of mad at school today, so thanks Emkay for the content that makes me feel good and Lexi for narrating this episode! I thank you!
You're not the quiet kid are you?.
@@rustythecrown9317 no, I’m most of the time a friendly person! Most of the time.
@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake so... quiet some of the time.
@@rustythecrown9317 yep!
@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake I was class clown so I'd go third or fourth... yeah that's about right ... bullies , cool kids , ones who pretend to sympathize , class clowns... then The SWAT come in , unless it's Texas.
That sign about no drinks on the pool table...
I was once a member of a private club that had a pool table upstairs. In the stairwell just before you went into the room there was a sign.
" No Sex on Pool Table. There are Cameras. We Will Watch."
I feel like the type of people to have sex on pooltables in clubs would be encouraged by the whole being watched thing.
@@NotChicoAndPico I think the people who did it first didn't know about the camera, and just thought it was a private area they could be alone. I know I never saw the sign enforced and due to my bf at the time we were there a lot.
I’ve been watching EmKay since 2020 I think? And I love this channel. Y’all are so cool and funny. My fav narrators have got to be Jack and Lexi since they’re both so amazing (with Lexi being wholesome af and Jack doing reactions/effects which make the posts even funnier). Y’all truly are a great channel, keep up being so cool!
5:14, this is super relatable. I have ADHD (it might be autism) and I get things that are most commonly referred to as "special interests". A lot of the time, for me at least, these special interests can last years. I've been obssesed with a British horror fiction podcast series for almost two years. only two of my irl friends like it. The series is called The Magnus Archives. It has amazing queer representation! sorry for the rant about this podcast, it's just consumed my brain
you could have adhd and asd. I do
Lmao, same, except I likely have ADHD _and_ autism, and my special interests are usually centered around cartoons.
none of my irl friends know much about both of my special interests (danganronpa and pokemon) and my current hyperfixation (yan sim) so I'm just constantly suffering lmao
@@sharkksoda That is exactly my thing, I have a lot of online friends I feel I can be myself around, not too many of them really know about my fixations, but a few do. Not a single irl friend knows I have the interests I have. It's nice to find people online. If you don't have that, I hope you will :)
I have ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) and ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). So sometimes I hyperfocus on usless things that have no real purpose and then once I stop, I've only then realized that I've spent hours messing with stuff. :b
3:00
This is where the "White Elephant" idea came from, i believe if the king wanted to annoy somebody they gave them a white elephant, if the person gave it away/sold it, they would have ZERO room to talk for denying the gift from a king, however if they kept it, they would be in financial ruin because of how much money it took to maintain the thing.
Top 10 things you didnt know existed.
3:32
Well, I make sure the elephant is trained to live comfortably and not feel threatened near humans, especially small children. Then I charge admissions for children to play with the elephant while I supervise for safety.
1:53 my boyfriend speaks Russian, lives and breathes Russian, and constantly sends me songs in Russian, despite being a kiwi. This meme is funnier to me than you can possibly imagine.
gotta say though GONE.Fludd's UFO LUV slaps. I also like...the one with the purple dog album cover and the deep voice that gets ruined at the end by the artist trying and failing in a thick accent to say "SUCK MY! FUCKIN! DICK!" repeatedly in English.
I cannot read the name of the song. God bless.
...hmm. question, is he a tsarist rossiyaboo, a communist rossiyaboo, or a gopnik rossiyaboo? cause, I mean, all of those are bad, but some options are worse than others.
You're dating a bird?
(Am kidding. Kiwi is also a type of bird
I POOPED IN MY PANTS
Imagining Lexi as grandmother -
Story time will be uhmaaaazing!!!!!
My grandma would be the first one if she learned to text lol. She worries a lot and I feel bad
Sounds like you need to call her regularly.
@@SewardWriter I try to as much as I can when I'm working.
0:33 this is a nightmare scenario for me, i shit bricks when i see frogs
i hate having an irrational fear of frogs WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE FROGS SO MUCH?
Frogs ACTUALLY disgust and freak me out too. I can't explain it but they make my skin crawl
2:50 Then there's my mother, who meticulously plans out everything she needs to pack 3 months before the trip, then has nothing packed by the time the day comes.
My mom has a laminated list she made years ago that she uses before every trip
She usually waits until the night before to start packing
Lexi narrating is the best thing in TH-cam ❤
6:47
Publisher: Ok... what else?
Roald Dahl: Well I've got another book about a man who owns a giant candy factory.
09:25 You get your friend blind drunk, then make a curry. Add as much pure heat as you can, chilli, curry, hotsauce, you name it, your friend wont care they're too wasted. You also add a powerful laxative.
Tomorrow, your friend will earn the achievement 'Volcano ass' and will have to deal with the fallout from their own pyroclastic flow.
3:25 tell the responsible authorities I have an elephant and they'll take it away because I don't think I'd be allowed to keep an elephant. So this way it has the best chance of getting the proper care it needs and I didn't give it away.
Lexi: *reads absurd phobic post*
Lexi 2 Seconds Later: “It’s true. I am the gender.”
Me: “ALL HAIL THE GENDER GODESS!!!”
Perfect time Lexi. I've got a mock job interview tomorrow and about to go to bed. I'm so nervous (I know it's only a mock but I hate interviews in general lol) this is just what I needed
Answer for 14:41
Math teacher calculating their health bills and future health care products.
English teacher perfecting the language of love and finds a loophole where she gets paid to stay home and only worry about one kids future rather than about 30.
When I was trying to go to Uni, I used to spend all day at a coffee shop. I told stories because I tended to find myself in strange adventures.
So anyhoo, I was at the cafe and I heard a dude telling one of my stories but with himself as me. Very surreal.
"Lidérc."
The Lidérc is a supernatural creature that takes on different forms depending on its mood or the situation it is in. Sometimes it appears as a beautiful and seductive woman, while at other times it takes on the form of a frightening monster with glowing eyes and long teeth.
Lexi is an amazing narrator!
She really is though.
Yes! I love it when she does the I.T. videos (even though I don’t understand it. I.T., that is)
The elephant question……I’d DONATE it. 😊
3:18 Here you go Lexi: Ördög, pretty much the devil. O-O
10:10 Hit a bit too hard to home lol learned yesterday that my uncle cheated on my aunt (my moms sis) after over 16 years for several month with a woman they both know. One time literally during her birthday party (he sneaked off and was weird about that y'know ppl noticed) and he is prissy that his parents are mad. His mom basically disowned him. And my aunt is still like "Maybe i didnt do enough?" And that's what makes me want to punch a wall. Like she tried to talk about the problems in their relationship prior and to work on them but he never responded and apparently he was all like "I can't change how I feel uwu,"
Worst thing is my baby cousin who is 6 is now afraid that her Papa won't visit her, because mine never visited. :( And I have to sit there and reasure her that her dad isnt an asshole like mine while I want to bash his head in. As far as I am concerned he is not my family anymore, even if they might get back together. I do not understand how people can tolarate cheating.
He dosnt even understand why I am hurt to like he wasnt part of this family for almost 20 years.
(Sorry for the rant I'm just so irrationally angry, like if you arent happy in your relationship and dont want to talk about it/work on it than break up. He only admitted the affair because a cousin (my mom's other sisters kid.) saw him!
Cheaters are assholes...
Ps. Your aunt deserves better.
12:11.
*adhd noises*
I’m glad you were finally able to get something that works for you!
3:33 I report and collect the bounty of the person that forcibly made me responsible for the elephant for abandonment, animal endangerment and smuggling of an endangered species.
Ikea furniture is too expensive and has little character; going to the thrift store and purchasing a solid wood desk, a possible haunted wardrobe, and a series of novelty glasses for the cupboard is where it's at. Seriously, I've great quality, cheap, and minimally cursed items from thrift stores. The most haunted thing was probably the creepy doll that came in a bag with a few other dolls, including a MH doll that I wanted.
That "phase" of grade school is how some of us found out about lactose intolerance. Me, being (unknowingly) lactose intolerant and (unknowingly) severely _anxious,_ frequently just moved the de-facto barf bucket (trash can) next to my desk and prayed it wouldn't be my day to puke.
BTW, this "phase" only really ended after going lactose-free and Low FODMAP -- my body apparently just does not like _anything_ that isn't meat or bread.
I'm not lactose intolerant, but my sensory issues prevent me from eating most food so I very much relate to the whole "not tolerating anything other than meat or bread" thing
4:14 This is actually how some invasive species gets around, although most would hitch a ride in shipping containers
3:50 Unless it's a german spider - then it will open a german bakery 🙂
Your pronunciation of Roald Dahl was nearly bang on 😃😃😃
2:06 holy SHIT I think my heart stopped
this is literally me. (it's not a perfect one-to-one match, of course. The only differences are: I'm 26, she's in her 70s, she has a different name, and we *both* work in accounting. Aside from those tiny details holyshitthat'sme!!!)
christ I've never felt so called out by an Emkay video
seriously this is downright uncanny (especially after the last couple weeks I've had, with her making my life unnecessarily hellish)
Babe wake up, Emkay just posted
11:17
Yo I should be doing my homework right now LOL
sameㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
That "Glorious" squirrel meme is just so perfectly fitting for Lexi...
0:45 Yeah I remember that. In 2nd grade there were probably at least 5 instances of a kid randomly throwing up
I learned what the word “puke” meant when a kid in first grade did exactly that on the color spot carpet
My response to the given an elephant question:
Once given the elephant, I would sell my property and buy a very large amount of farmland. I’d set up the Elephant there with everything it needs to live, and I’d start to charge people to come by and see the elephant. As time goes on, and I raise money, I’d make more and more improvements to the property, and eventually I would search for another elephant of a similar age to be a companion to my elephant. And as more time goes on, I’d eventually start hiring employees, constructing more enclosures, and purchasing other animals to keep in their suitably large enclosures, each suited to that animal’s habitat. Charge more money, get more profit, more workers that are paid well, get more animals and expand more, rinse and repeat the cycle, and now, many years later, I’m the owner of a very profitable zoo, thanks to the generous donation of a single elephant.
5:58
on the opposite side of the spectrum, there’s the person that writes the slowburn fluff that makes you feel a little happy simply because its so cutely written, and then you scroll down and its like
Notes:
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Im so sorry i havent posted in a long time ^^ i overdosed on painkillers and survived a bloody civil war after both of my parents died, so i had to be off my laptop for a bit, but i should be back to updating regularly once my spine transplant is done!!! so sorry guys
Seriously?
That "Not allowed to read HP"-thing is so addly specific...i mean...my GF was in such a family.
She wasn't allowed to read HP, see Sailor Moon, or weven watch Pokemon (WHERE DO THESE ANIMALS GO? IN A BALL???? WITCHCRAFT!!!)
Amphasis on *was* and yes, i am not sure, if "they" like me, after i showed her basically EVERYTHING™!
Everything here is weirdly accurate in ways that I wouldn't expect
Libreoffice won't print evil amulets, switch to FOSS
5:03- that raccoon story made me lol.
20:40 That picture is HIDEOUS!!!
Where are the bookcases full of book and the computer desk with a high-end gaming rig?
Where are the Essentials of Life?
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
'"Airplane cra...clapper"... bahaha!
9:45 so on the school announcements today they’re talking about this book club, where they would let you know read books that we usually band and or challenged in our school or like the general public. In that announcement, they mentioned the book The Giver by Lois Lourey, and it had Harry Potter because witchcraft
10:17 that must be the most useful advice I have ever received. I’m convinced I have ADHD, however I don’t have the possibility to get a diagnosis and often try to find coping mechanism to help me study and stuff like that. Thank you so much for the advice, seriously
This video reminded me of the graphic novel King City; that whole thing is a trip. One of the main characters is a cat named Earthling JJ Castworthy III, yes that is the cat's actual name, and the cat is a super genius that also gains powers as needed when he gets special injections, which actually happens in the comic, one of the least crazy things you encounter is a product called "Turtle Cola," which is a brand of soda that in-universe is stated to have over 300 flavors, one of the main characters literally ends up drinking a soda that is "divorce" flavored and says he doesn't like it because it is too bitter.
10:24 I am, in this exact point in time, ACTUALLY procrastinating by watching EmKay, and I AM in fact eating chips with an outward air of calm...
@14:34: Son of a.....why the hell am I a chicken?! Lexi, what kind of magic spell did you just cast?! 🤣
6:46 I have a heated blanket partially for this reason lmao
4:52
This is me and firearms.
“Violently do something else”
I answered the elephant job application question on another video somewhere on this platform. I stand by my answer. Which basically boiled down to turning the gifted elephant into a business venture so that eventually it not only pays for itself, but becomes a new source of income for you.
Yes... rides and such...
@@rustythecrown9317 rides, photo ops, renting for films, music videos, and photo shoots, if the price is right- use it for animal posing for an art class. The possibilities are endless.
Nah, they're all glaring at you because you killed Bob before THEY could...
😄😁😆😅😂🤣
0:35 - As an elementary school teacher, that is still very much a thing. Oddly, the chances of it happening increases the closer it gets to the end of the day, with the most happening in like the last 30 minutes of right before we leave
As a Hungarian i know a few monsters. There is a monster called "Rézfaszú bagoly" . Which translate to Copper d**ck Owl. Which came to you at night if you were a bad kid and didn't go to bed when you were told. Or the "Vasorrú bába" which translate to "Iron nose witch". There are several Hungarian folklore story where this "witch" is the main evil.
bit concerned what something called the copperdick owl would want with a child...
Did you know that giving someone a white elephant is basically a shorthand for saying….
I will ruin you financially
17:55 - Pray for him 🙏
Wait, what about the people who start packing two weeks in advance? That's my family. We have most things in the suitcase, plus a list of things to add at the last minute as we need them on a daily basis. But it still happens quite often "Where's such and such?" "Oh, I already packed it." and then sometimes we have to somewhat unpack again because we need stuff. But still, it saves forgetting stuff and makes the actual day a little less stressful.
That raccoon trench coat story feels like a Lexi story and I’m all for it
7:53 Lord Farquaad would love this
For some reason watching this on a firestick starts the audio with the grandma story, desyncing everything by like 5 seconds! Only on the firesticks though?!?
5:26 “Believe me, I am *so* normal about this piece of media, like the *most normal* definitely normal and not obsessed at all, just so very normal”
You do not get near the lake. You do not recognize the bodies in the lake. You do not call out to them. You do not get in the lake in desperation. You do not recognize the bodies in the lake.
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.
5:57 that’s giving me tatsuki fujimoto lmaooo
That elephant question is a semi popular question when it comes to job applications, just have fun with it. Say that you would ride it to and from work.
Or answer that you're going to go out and find a nice cookbook full of elephant recipes
@@dadoctah Oh no
OK. Two things:
1/Because I was stupid enough to know the language at 1:53 was Russian, and because I was too intrigued to know I should not have done so, I translated the Russian. It literally means, "I pooped my pants." Made me angry for falling for it, then made me laugh.
2/If that IS "Ivonovativich", he's a hottie. Then again, Russian men are rather hot.
1 year late so you prolly don't care but no, he's not, cause that's not how russian names work, it's just a made-up name
at 15:14 my heathers addicted brain instantly went “wE CAN SMILE AND CUDDLE WHIIILEEE THE FIRE ROAAAAAARS~” and i think the rest of the paragraph made me correct in thinking that
I'd loan, not give or sell, my elephant to a zoo with a good conservation and breeding programme, and well as strong animal enrichment, so Snooters can get proper treatment and care, and I can still visit to pet his trunk. Alternatively, I'd loan him to an African or Asian wildlife preserve and let him live a long, happy life with his own kind. This isn't giving him away, because it's basically summer camp.
Gets beaten up, while said children scream:
Its me pewdiepie
8:31 - Save the poop and bake the offender a shitpie.
For me, my english teacher never took sick time, and my pre-cal teacher went on maternity leave
1:23 You guys have done this one at least three times, but I never grow tired of it 😂
I don't know how to explain this but Roku won't play correctly for just this video. The sound is a whole image ahead, but it plays it the same wrong way every time and it's only this video. I came to the comments on my phone to see if it was a video glitch only for my phone to play the audio perfectly fine.
I don't understand how it could be just this one video on just this one device.
So I’m not going crazy
I know it was a joke, but in the Hitman film with Rupert Friend, Katia Van Dees, is actually “quatre-vingt-dix” because she’s Agent 90, female agent exists so be weary of women in red dresses, The Matrix also taught us that.
4:29 Stanzi has an entire series on this! They're all shorts, I don't know of there's a compilation of all of them.
so apparently my obsession with TF2 has resulted in me flailing happily when I see a random image of the Spy
Missed some, going 80 in a 35 because you're late for work, putting salsa on your taco while wearing a white button up for a presentation, and watching EmKay.
Safe driving all 🙃
Probably one day in the future, a friend of my nephew will ask: Why do you sleep with a fly swatter?
My nephew: To keep the crabs from getting me in my sleep
His friend: But why, and more importantly, how would crabs get you in your bed, in your sleep?
My nephew: They won't... The flyswatter... Have you not been paying attention?