Now we need these versions: They're both non binary They're gay They're lesbian Or They're best friends who say fuck gender roles and vibe down the street in shades with coffee
Robin completely missed that the crouching lady _unplugged the wireless router_ to charge her phone. And she looks like the kind that would later complain that the wifi is down.
Highways actually negatively impact the traffic flow by prioritizing car travel over other forms of travel, there is no major proof that in major cities they help cut down traffic, if you're interested and have a lot of free time you should read the death and life of Great American cities by Jane Jacobs
Roses are red He shows no remorse Santa clause joined terrorist force He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s building an improvised explosive device
"Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli" Danny is one to talk
The koolaid man is an arthropod, the jar is his exoskeleton and the juice is all of his insides mixed into a soup Edit: notice how he is a pitcher glass, he hunts like a pitcher plant waiting for a child to go in to drink the delicious koolaid, the sedative toxin causes the child to fall into the jar. The child is dissolved and consumed inside the red stomach acid.
Koolaid man is the jar, he can fill himself with any liquid, seen in one of the commercials where he fills himself with water in the shower. So yeah, he is the jar.
4:57 actually in the Kool-Aid app they show him feeling himself up with water in a shower and then putting flavor packets into him to make the Kool-Aid so yes he is technically the pitcher
8:43 *Imagine poking your finger into a tree bark curiously and it just pops out and crawls onto your finger. You try to shake it out but the more you shake, the deeper it sinks its appendages into your skin. It scuttles along your arm all the way to your face and enters your eye. You begin to itch and itch as you slowly give up your body to it.*
4:50 The kool aid man is both. The jar acts as the body that vessels everything while the liquid acts as a place to hold its soul along with acting ad its blood and bodily fluids
Day 89 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
“Is it unfortunate that I can confirm that.” Eh I don’t think so, I mean kids would touch anything so rubbing walls would be normal. As a adult? I dunno, figure that out yourself.
Fruits that are good on pizza: Capsicums Chillies (related to capsicums, but not the same) Cucumbers Olives Pineapples Tomatoes Probably more that I haven't tried, such as apples or bananas on a sweet pizza.
Kool-Aid man is the pitcher, he starts his morning off by filling himself with water and adding one of the cherry sugary Kool-Aid packets into the water to give kids a sweet summer day.
Me: opens fridge
Literally anything I wanted to eat: Adios
When mom open the fridge: bojour
When grandma opens the fridge: *THICC*
Same
I starve myself to death because of that and somehow I'm constipated
@@ionevenknowman wtf
8:21 "Look, I like pineapples on pizza, but I draw the goddamn line with adding other frickin fruit."
oh boy do i got some news for you
I'll try other fruit, but only one at a time.
Yea, put watermelon on pizza.
@@BambinaSaldana *Soon.*
*slowly puts Australian guy away from being sacrificed because of their pizza*
Peppers are fruit
Friendly reminder:
Floating nerve system with big eye balls hanging fixed at you is much more horrifying than an ordinary spooky skeleton
Basically SCP-1027 versus skeleton
@@thatsamood crap it exist
@@randomuser4960 Yep
The begin scene is why I have VERY short fingernails.
Bit them all off, spiced them up and put them in a bag of lay’s
Why did I laugh at that scene...
what
what
@✨Warzone_Bee✨ I thought your user said ✨Wanna_Bee✨ 👁👄👁
Same!
eh i just bite them off
4:59 its actually confirmed in his comics he's a sentient jug who fills himself with water and crystals to save the world or villans and thirst
Fun fact: The Koolaid man is actually marvel canon, he literally has a comic book that features spiderman at one point
And that he, canonically, is one of, if not, the strongest marvel character.
@@gokaputt *oh my gah*
@@gokaputt really
@@Potatoman_-fx3gs yes and its mildly concerning
BUT HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY A FOOD THEORY
NGL; genderbent Beauty & The Beast is kinda cute.
It really is tho
Now we need these versions:
They're both non binary
They're gay
They're lesbian
Or
They're best friends who say fuck gender roles and vibe down the street in shades with coffee
Furry
Theyre adorable
@@HundTheHound is that an insult, because it’s not.
Me : Nah, it probably won't be THAT bad..
* Sees the first photo *
*I WAS WRONG*
Y E S
🤢
"Lays, flaming hot, fingernails, uek" THERE. THAT IS WHEN I LAUGH SO MUCH, even when I write this, I still laughing a lot
"Lays...flaming hot, finger nai-....
*ugh* *blegh* im sor- *eeeeh* im *eeeh* im sor- *uuuuuuuuugggghhhh* ( *vomiting intensifies* )'
"Much crunchy, very delicious.."
"nvm"
*ueagh*
🤢
"Lays! Flamin' hot fingernuh - "
What a wonderful way to start an episode, isn't it?
Robin completely missed that the crouching lady _unplugged the wireless router_ to charge her phone. And she looks like the kind that would later complain that the wifi is down.
Wehn he said “I-95” i thought the Japanese Submarine instead of the high way.....
I thought It was some weird Russian aircraft I haven't heard of yet. Though, there might be one.
I thought it was a usa gun
Same
I thought about this comment
I thought about your mom
True, you can put any highway there and it still works
but those other highways is nothing compared to NY and LA traffic
why do i see you everywhere.
Highways actually negatively impact the traffic flow by prioritizing car travel over other forms of travel, there is no major proof that in major cities they help cut down traffic, if you're interested and have a lot of free time you should read the death and life of Great American cities by Jane Jacobs
The beginning made me gag, because Robin was gagging.
I can FEEL that hangnail comic.
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
i have one rn
*OH MY GO-*
It's weird that the "this is fine" meme actually ended like that in the original
it did? :0
For those who don't know The Kool-Aid man is the Pitcher
He fills his pitcher with the kids that trust him :) ohhh yeahhhh
He seems like a catcher tbh
@@deathlad6238 Get out
So... Kool-aid is Kool-aid man's blood? You mean to tell me I've been drinking an innocent soul's blood my whole life?
@@yvngjay3925 mmmh yeah skeleton = the human
No...
the last thing we need is for the Smurfs and Gargamel's cat to have a baby
What in mother earth are you thinking?
*please no*
Well, hello again
You're a dead man Kim, the skies belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
Poor Azrael.
3:26 they’re not pretending, it’s the lingering effects of Pregnancy Brain making the mom THINK their baby is cute
"Lays...flaming hot, finger nai-....
*ugh* *blegh* im sor- *eeeeh* im *eeeh* im sor- *uuuuuuuuugggghhhh* ( *vomiting intensifies* )'
Imagine you're talking to someone who's clearly bored af and then they just pull out a bag of flaming hot Lay's fingernails like wyd
Stop talking to them
Give them some samples of my fingernails
I AM EATING
Use (X) Holy Hand-Grenade.
*run.*
Roses are red
He shows no remorse
Santa clause joined terrorist force
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
He’s building an improvised explosive device
This man has his own ways with words, so beautiful
Heheheh boom boom candy
Poetry
Why is that so good
Why lmao
"Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli"
Danny is one to talk
Ravioli is too soft, pizza rolls would've made more sense
4:00 I agree again. I honestly love this picture from the creativity of it!
i literally gagged at the "much crunchy fingernails"
"Lay's Flaming Hot Fingernails"
_I'd eat mine but not some random persons_
Me: mom whats for dinner today?
Mom: f i n g e r n a i l s
The koolaid man is an arthropod, the jar is his exoskeleton and the juice is all of his insides mixed into a soup
Edit: notice how he is a pitcher glass, he hunts like a pitcher plant waiting for a child to go in to drink the delicious koolaid, the sedative toxin causes the child to fall into the jar. The child is dissolved and consumed inside the red stomach acid.
Jesus christ
I hate the helmet ur wearing on halo 5
@@iamabrickyes3620 I will make dooms glory kills look family friendly if you talk shit about my helmet
*GOKUHARA GONTA IS TYPING...*
why did you spend to much time in the shower?
4:52
Thats the same as saying:
“Is a human the skin, or the blood?”
The kool aid man is the pitcher cause it has to fill itself up with kool aid so-
Are humans the skin? 👁️👁️
@@exceptionallyriso No.. Have you heard of blood transfusions lmao
@@exceptionallyriso it’s pitcher you uncultured swine
@@donk2c
Oh right I forgot people around the world don't call them jars
•👄•
The Kool-aid is his blood.
friendly reminder yelling "I'm rubbing this bank" is not a felony, but inciting a panic is
me, wiping my hand on the brick wall outside the bank: "i'm rubbing this bank"
0:48 that’s just wholesome
4:18 "It's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor", the same story, just different perspectives ☝️ :)
.
I always think this.
"Its raining cats and dogs" "crimson skies"
7:20 “horribly ugly” just like whomevers .... bad things read this
4:54
The Kool-Aid man is actually canonically the pitcher, you can see him filled with water.
He is a coalescent being
0:48
Me:See now why would you hate that
0:54
Me:Ok who do I need to hunt down
6:49 the dog. The fox is just laying there but the dog is punching. He's training.
The fox is so strong he doesn’t need to train. BUFF FOX! I am a furry
BRO THE FIRST ONE MADE ME Laugh TO HARD, that my lungs just flew out of my throat:LAYS FLAM’N HOT fingernai-
Tbh I’d eat a fingernail as long as it doesn’t have that dirty stuff that gets inside your nails 😬🤮
@@talanez ew
@@talanez I tasted soap when I bite my nails in the shower
The kool aid man is the jar because in one ad he is shown filling himself up
Koolaid man is the jar, he can fill himself with any liquid, seen in one of the commercials where he fills himself with water in the shower. So yeah, he is the jar.
3:30 made my day when it says baby's first heart attack
4:32 i like how he says its mike wasowski and mentions nothing about it not being his face this is the new normal
“Cats can eat watermelon”
My brain: MEL ON
Did you meant
*M E L O N Y*
Sorry for the interruption but that’s a punishable melony
@@Skovul don’t make me commit a melony
The melony has committed a felony
YOU HAVE DONE A MELONY
4:50 I asked my dad this question and he said "He's both, that's like asking a person if they're the skin or their guts."
4:57 actually in the Kool-Aid app they show him feeling himself up with water in a shower and then putting flavor packets into him to make the Kool-Aid so yes he is technically the pitcher
watch food theory
@@lukeedwardes6041 yeah I just watches videos glad someone else watches them too have a good day
Fix your spelling
@@menace135 this is from 3 to 4 years ago
@@UnsaidLies you said feeling himself instead of filling himself and its just weird lol😭 theres literally an edit option
7:41 that actually looks more like Grover to me than Cookie Monster haha
That raining men one is actually dope! I LOVED IT!
0:48 I actually really like the drawing
Same idk why someone finds it bad
Bruh, that intro is not good for a sympathy puker like me to watch. Genuinely gagged.
Same and I was drinking some nice kool-aid too
@@crownedcrow These are sadness times.
*vomiting noises* good luck!
1:32 this version of realistic smerfs is a million times better than the 3D remakes imo.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the amount of work the editor(s) put into these videos?
8:43
*Imagine poking your finger into a tree bark curiously and it just pops out and crawls onto your finger. You try to shake it out but the more you shake, the deeper it sinks its appendages into your skin. It scuttles along your arm all the way to your face and enters your eye. You begin to itch and itch as you slowly give up your body to it.*
my day is ruined😖
4:55 Canonically, it's like a flesh and skin thing. The Jar is the skin, and the liquid is the blood and organs.
People who don't swallow the nails after biting them are just absolute cowards
edit: tastes okay too
I'm sorry. *What.*
@@MMumbles you heard em
I am going to take your nervous system out and put it in the wrong way 🙃
Purple i completely agree with you
W o W what a comment-
"Is the Kool-Aid Man the jar or the liquid?"
Are you your skin or your blood?
I am living in your walls
I am living in your foot
0:06 IM EATING POPROCKS AND I DID NOT NEED TO THINK I WAS EATING FINGERNAILS
“pineapple on pizza is ok, but i draw the line at adding other fricking fruits”
bell peppers and olives:👁👄👁
He is the jar according to a commercial where he gets out the shower and puts some koolaid in his face
This sounds weird without context
Here it is: th-cam.com/video/lPau4rZl8xw/w-d-xo.html
“How’s it going ladies and gentlemen”
After what I just heard ten seconds ago, BAD
What?
What did you hear?
@@alpharoam15chris51 Literallt watch the first 10 seconds
Grandma approved
Ga
Shut up
hi grandma
@@blaqundead1131 yes
@@slug8039 lol
the real life smurfs are cute. i wanna take one, put it in my pocket, and we'll be best friends forever.
7:30 ngl I'm kinda vibin with Sonic-shaped Eggman.
0:09 a meal from lemon demon
Is it bad that the fingernails look like finely cut onions to me?
Bro
4:50 it is the jar
THERE IS AN AD OF HIM FILLING HIMSELF UP WITH WATER, THEN PUTTING IN THE MIX, IT'S THE JAR YOU DINGUSES
I knew that
@@Kingtron5464 is it from that food theory video?
@@chargelux7717 no I saw a commercial
@@Kingtron5464 ok
4:50
The kool aid man is both. The jar acts as the body that vessels everything while the liquid acts as a place to hold its soul along with acting ad its blood and bodily fluids
The realistic stuff is adorable
2:06
Somebody once told me the world is ravioli!
*the fingernail one got me thinking how they got such big tower of nails*
Oh no
2:36 his fists are no match for my shotgun
Till you find out he’s bulletproof
I nearly chocked on my taquito when the rise and shine scream happened
I love how you just are chill and never use capitals
Note to self: *don’t become a dentist*
The Kool aid man filled himself up with regular shower water, he is the jar. End of discussion.
Ew shower water
Day 89 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
I have evil one.
Lexi: r/jaidenanimationsr34
For fun
@@SkibbidyToilet-f4e ...not the cursed one...
@@SkibbidyToilet-f4e ...no.
yes.
Yes
0:09 I was so used to the beat I chuckled on the beats.
"Um, Actually, the worst year in human history is 536 ad🤓"
“Is it unfortunate that I can confirm that.” Eh I don’t think so, I mean kids would touch anything so rubbing walls would be normal. As a adult? I dunno, figure that out yourself.
1:57
I hope Robin knows that when the sub button is red it means your unsubbed.
U mean white
Now it disappears when you sub
Fruits that are good on pizza:
Capsicums
Chillies (related to capsicums, but not the same)
Cucumbers
Olives
Pineapples
Tomatoes
Probably more that I haven't tried, such as apples or bananas on a sweet pizza.
I know one, flaming hot fingernails
@@autumnerez NO
The jackey Robinson is the best example because it’s been getting worked on since 2015 and it’s still being worked on
3:50 Overstated but accurate description of what it feels like...
8:35 YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!
6:33 No. I am DONE. NO.
Aww, he's robbin my heart
See yourself out
Day 1 of asking Emkay to use dark mode.
Day 1 of noticing this comment
When I'm sad emkey makes me happy
Kool-Aid man is the pitcher, he starts his morning off by filling himself with water and adding one of the cherry sugary Kool-Aid packets into the water to give kids a sweet summer day.
0:01 im eating chips right now. why.
I WAS TOO
6:38 and here we have the EXACT reason Remington Leith got expelled from the Christian school he went to
Well I think the earth is more like a bitterball: A hard crust with hot lava inside.
"I'm okay with pineapple on pizza"
Uh-oh, EmKay, you're in for it now.
Claim your GERBER "ghost peppers" edition to let you baby have an instant heart attack!* *surgery not included
5:56
did Dwight Schrute write this or what
9:40
Here's a random timestamp, tell me how bad it is.
oh no
it’s horrible
Everyone “highwayhighwayhighway”
Me: is no one gonna talk about the *fucin demon at **9:13**??*
4:52 Kool-Aid man is actually the pitcher
Kool-Aid man is definitely the pitcher.
Day 2 of hoping to voice for emksy someday 🙏
Day 1 and Episode 2 of asking EmKay to record an Episode in the Shower.
Correction: All babies are cute, unless they are part of your immediate family.
Correction: all babies are ugly
I don't like human babies. Never have.
@@jessieqk12 very
PLEASE MY INTERNET STOPPED AS SOON AS THE FINGERNAIL PILE SHOWED UP AND NOW IM STUCK SEEING IT
Flaming hot FiNgEr NaIls **cough** **cough** wOaGh BlAh- **spit** I'M sOrRy- **cough** **throws up**
Me: uh bro you good?