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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @errantwinds-up8uu
    @errantwinds-up8uu วันที่ผ่านมา +720

    Isn't Matilda's dad basically a villain used car salesman written by Roald Dahl? I can't remember if that's literally his job but he certainly has the character of one.

    • @carbs_r_delish
      @carbs_r_delish วันที่ผ่านมา +89

      That is, in fact, correct!

    • @davidcroucher6262
      @davidcroucher6262 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

      Not only is that correct, but Quentin Blake's illustrations of him resemble Heath Lerr.

    • @themeemman
      @themeemman วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      yes

    • @adrianblake8876
      @adrianblake8876 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      It is literally his job. In the movie at least, he puts sawdust in the engine, and turns back the milage with an electric drill...
      Also, they look nothing alike. Harry Wormwood has a moustache and usually wears a hat, which Matilda once super-glued to his head as a prank...

    • @ahsetal75
      @ahsetal75 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Omg you're right

  • @luthfihar3211
    @luthfihar3211 วันที่ผ่านมา +506

    Tate calling people who have recreational sex "gay" is ironic being that the guy flaunts that he has "alot of sex" and IS running a prostitution ring

    • @šokolataSK
      @šokolataSK วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      He is kinda sus what he did in Romania and we dont know how he got money

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +16

      Yeah, he said that's what happens if you never watch star wars, like him, because he never watched star wars.

    • @firewolf950tfwgaming7
      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +27

      @@IdkpleasejustletmechangeitAs someone who has never watched Star Wars, I have never wanted to watch it more just so I don’t have something that could be used to associate myself with the guy

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

      @firewolf950tfwgaming7 I mean, I have seen some speculation about him actually having watched star wars, as in his 60 tweets about never having watched star wars, he did reference the star war quite a bit for someone who's never seen star wars. So you've found yourself in a Schrödinger's Cat-esque situation.

    • @maxkrystal7403
      @maxkrystal7403 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      And doesn’t have any children

  • @MHurley21
    @MHurley21 วันที่ผ่านมา +265

    3:15 "class traitors that come from wealth" is biblically supported. Moses was raised as Egyptian royalty; imagine someone calling the Hebrews hypocrites for accepting Moses' offer of deliverance.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Warren Buffet and Bill Gates. If anyone knew anything about them they would know both of them are pro higher taxes on the wealthy and billionaires and supporting the working class.
      A historic example would be Fredrick Engels. He helped found communism with Karl Marx despite owning multiple businesses including a bunch of textile mills.

    • @Mrhellslayerz
      @Mrhellslayerz 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +30

      Being a Christian myself, I legitimately believe Luigi was sent by God to serve as a warning for the upcoming nightmare that's gonna be the next 4 years.

    • @5Demona5
      @5Demona5 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      Yooo, Luigi being a modern representation of Moses hits hard!
      Then instead of the 10 plagues on the Egyptians, it'll be the Revolution on the rich

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@MHurley21 I mean Communism was literally co-founded by a wealthy top elite class, Friedrich Engels. It has always been a thing even outside mythological stories.

    • @MHurley21
      @MHurley21 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@AIHumanEquality I never suggested it wasn't a thing and the biblical reference wasn't a random example. The faux populist elite appeal to faith and patriotism in order to masquerade as "men of the people." Fun facts about communism wouldn't make a dent in that facade.

  • @YourWaywardDestiny
    @YourWaywardDestiny วันที่ผ่านมา +251

    If elongated muskrat saw Star Trek, it wouldn't even matter if he did. We already know he doesn't take any lesson from any media he allegedly consumes. His ass showed up to the Fallout tv show set to try to be on it, and then later crashed the premier party. Do you have any idea how little you have to play of Fallout in order to understand the late-stage capitalists were villains? Literally it's the opening of FO4, you don't even have to be a legacy fan to get that message loud and clear.

    • @kauske
      @kauske วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      He probably looks at the Enclave and thinks 'they are great, we should make that' and misses the part where the Enclave is literally its own worst enemy. Like, The Chosen One doesn't even do that much, it's Horrigan that self destructs the oil rig 'cause he's butthurt. Raven rock enclave collapses over a difference in ideologies and the FEV, letting the Brotherhood walk all over them. And then Whitesprings branch literally self eradicated with the scorched plague.
      It's never from outside that their BS collapses. But Muskrat probably saw 'a vault full of managers' and got excited, LOL.

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      Yeah. I've never even played any of the games (nor have I seen the show), but even I know that. Like, Elon would probably unironically believe that the experiments done in the vaults are a good thing.

    • @triopsate3
      @triopsate3 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      I mean let's be real, it's an actual fact that Elno literally outsources his gaming to other people so he probably outsourced that lesson from fallout as well.

    • @Moon_x_sun
      @Moon_x_sun 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      It’s kinda like those billionaires who saw squid game was popular and decided to make it happen… with out understanding the meaning of the series

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@YourWaywardDestiny Apparently Liberty Prime wasn't enough for some people to realize Fallout was making fun of capitalism not praising it.

  • @Narinder55555
    @Narinder55555 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +65

    6:12 The woman who died from not getting an abortion could have cured cancer.

  • @damiancrowley569
    @damiancrowley569 วันที่ผ่านมา +282

    Red State individual here, can confirm, we have tent cities everywhere..
    Until the police find them, then the homeless either get arrested or run out while their tents are stomped out

    • @protomae
      @protomae 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      at least the homeless are getting some sorta home?

    • @ItalianCountryball11
      @ItalianCountryball11 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +18

      @@protomaeSadly, no

    • @FreyaonaPegasus-jc5qb
      @FreyaonaPegasus-jc5qb 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@ItalianCountryball11 i think theyre referring to prison,,,

    • @TheNeoVid
      @TheNeoVid 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@FreyaonaPegasus-jc5qb A homeless person on the street costs the taxpayers around $30k a year, a prison inmate costs us about $60k.
      Giving a person a room to live in costs us about $10k annually, but Americans are always willing to spend more to hurt people in need.

    • @KXZero
      @KXZero 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Cruelty is the point. It's always the point. That's why there is a saying, no hate like Christian love. ​@TheNeoVid

  • @oliverkirkland9332
    @oliverkirkland9332 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +45

    25:15 my dad has a diametrically opposed list -- he has a list of how much money he has borrowed _from_ us, his kids. He does this bc his mom used to nickle and dime him; she even went so far as to steal his mail and cash his paychecks herself, when he was in his teens. She never repaid a single cent of that money.
    Dad thought that was unfair, so he made it a point to _never_ do that to his own children; if he ever needed to borrow money for any reason, he would make sure to note how much it was and he _always_ pays us back as soon as he can manage it.
    I always tell him not to worry about paying me back in a timely fashion (I am broke, so I _do_ need the money returned) because I know him and his ethics; and I know, with the same certainty as the sky being blue and water being wet, that he'll return that money. Therefore, if he needs it, he can have it and take all the time in the world to pay it back.
    (I'm even adopting his standpoint and making the same lists for my friends, so if I ever borrow money from them I will make _damn_ sure I pay it back, too)

  • @pokeydude
    @pokeydude วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    3:57 he's pushing 40 and we don't have confirmation on whether or not he actually has any kids, he only claims to have 10 of them.

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Since he also claims to be a pro gamer an genius but has bought those achievements from other people?
      Yeah, he probably bought those kids too.

    • @Anon_Omis
      @Anon_Omis 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@VirtualblueartI think you're confusing Tate with Musk

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +24

      @Anon_Omis I think you are right. But in my defence, they are both completely weird.

  • @bobguy5148
    @bobguy5148 วันที่ผ่านมา +232

    7:39 "sHaReInG iS cOmMuNiSm AnD tHaT's BaD"
    -Elon on why donation is runining the west

    • @frstwhsprs
      @frstwhsprs วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Bro played too much GTA Vice City Stories

    • @_StarlightRose_
      @_StarlightRose_ 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

      No he'd probably say something like "bUt WhY wOuLd YoU gIvE tO tHe PoOr?"
      The troglodyte has little to no filter

    • @SithBunny1
      @SithBunny1 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

      Got to love how the ones complaining about "communism" don't actually know what communism really is.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@bobguy5148 Friedrich Engels who was a top class of his time basically the billionaire class of his time period, co-founded communism and frequently gave away his money to help the working class.

    • @bobguy5148
      @bobguy5148 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@SithBunny1 exactly! They just hear the generic stuff from pop culture and think "can't have that happening or I might have to be on level with those middle class peasants"

  • @AStangeSoup
    @AStangeSoup 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +34

    The difference between Robin and the people that Robin doesn't like is that Robin has this weird thing called empathy. You'd be surprised by just how many people categorically lack empathy.

  • @silvervoid_
    @silvervoid_ วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    16:18 the person who sang discord "eurobeat brony" came out as a trans woman a few years back

    • @silvervoid_
      @silvervoid_ วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      also 25:13 a friend of a friend is a CEO and he does sometimes ask for small amounts back
      but luckily he is getting better at letting it go because my friend does call him out on it

    • @_StarlightRose_
      @_StarlightRose_ 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@silvervoid_ good for her, good for her
      I should probably listen to the original track and not the living tombstone one sometime

    • @efad3215
      @efad3215 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      Congrats to the pega-sister!!

    • @greenxlady4585
      @greenxlady4585 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@_StarlightRose_ I really recommend it, her song has a faster beat (TLT's version is slower, but the vocals are sped up so it feels faster) and great instrumentation. I also recommend the song "Luna", the harmonies are gorgeous

    • @SithBunny1
      @SithBunny1 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      The woman who created the score for The Shining is also trans. And created the best album ever: Weird Al's Carnival of the Animals Part 2.

  • @FFVison
    @FFVison 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +34

    Just wanted to point out that When Elon tweeted let's make Starfleet Academy real, the response was from Robert Picardo who was the actor who played the hologram doctor in Star Trek: Voyager

  • @cameronbudden4036
    @cameronbudden4036 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    Do you remember the kid in school who had nothing interesting to talk about so they just made shit up.
    Andrew tate apparently never grew out of that habit.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I've never seen a human being who gives off bigger 'lonely loser' vibes than he does. The only difference between him and a neckbeard is that he's in good shape.
      I honestly can't believe people see him as some kind of role model

  • @J.PC.Designs
    @J.PC.Designs 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +23

    24:32 Yes, it was youtuber Whistlin Diesel in his first cybertruck durability test video. Spoiler alert, it's not. The frame is made of aluminum and snapped in half (which has also been corroborated by another incident of this happening), and a lot of the panels are held on with elmer's glue sticks, the ones you used in elementary school to stick two pieces of paper together.

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon วันที่ผ่านมา +158

    Oh yeah, those lightbulbs that fucking explode occasionally, too.

    • @Tacko14
      @Tacko14 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Gaslights, anyone? They got plenty of those and they're really nostalgic

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@Tacko14no they aren't

    • @thou_dog
      @thou_dog 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@timohara7717 Goddamnit :D

  • @decaydjk8922
    @decaydjk8922 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    6:36 being an easily-led right wing stooge is, sadly, not only not considered a disorder but is aggressively encouraged and taught

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      The ideal follower is one who questions nothing you say and believes everything you tell them.

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      People with disorders should be looked upon with empathy and given the chance to get whatever help they need. The willfully ignorant do not deserve this kindness.

    • @yinyang9508
      @yinyang9508 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Same with left wing stooge too, let’s not forget

    • @tomnelsonast
      @tomnelsonast 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@yinyang9508 There's a lot more right wing wackjobs both online and IRL nowadays and they're a lot louder than the tankie crowd.

    • @ShaneBarton2005
      @ShaneBarton2005 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@yinyang9508 Politics in general can and will turn everyone involved into stooges.
      I speak as a disillusioned American who currently lives in Republican Texas.

  • @SuaMaePontoCom
    @SuaMaePontoCom วันที่ผ่านมา +67

    Imagine if you had to pay for a gold tier subscription so the police arrived at your door faster

    • @UrTherapist911
      @UrTherapist911 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Kinda like cyberpunk

    • @Suky34
      @Suky34 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@UrTherapist911 literaly.
      But in Cyberpunk they charge you something like 5 Eurodollars per minute that you are on a call with the police :3

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      The police don't need tiers: they evaluate the neighborhood and speed up or slow down accordingly.

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@UrTherapist911My thought exactly.

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      Delete this comment now before you give them that idea.

  • @kiltedbird11
    @kiltedbird11 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +28

    16:07 the way the lyric out of nowhere gave me fuckin whiplash😭😭😭
    A̶n̶d̶ s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ i̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ m̶i̶d̶d̶l̶e̶ o̶f̶ a̶ s̶u̶m̶m̶e̶r̶ a̶f̶t̶e̶r̶n̶o̶o̶n̶
    D̶i̶s̶c̶o̶r̶d̶, w̶h̶a̶t̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ d̶o̶ w̶e̶ d̶o̶, t̶o̶ m̶a̶k̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶ t̶a̶k̶e̶ o̶u̶r̶ w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ a̶w̶a̶y̶?̶
    Stuck in my head now, so thanks for that lmao

    • @creztoonz
      @creztoonz 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      DISCORD, ARE WE A PREY ALONE? OR ARE WE JUST A STEPPING STONE TO TAKING BACK THE THRONE?
      Happened to be listening to this while working earlier lol

  • @bonjourmarlene
    @bonjourmarlene วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    Can't buy a home! Just do what I did: cancel your Netflix, have filter coffee at home, and have your dad make the down payment for you!

    • @OriginOfMajesty
      @OriginOfMajesty 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

      I don't know which outcome is funnier/more grim, the possibility that they're so out of touch with life that they think a cup of coffee costs the same as a down payment or the possibility that they're so out of touch they don't even think about the cost of coffee or a house at all

    • @bonjourmarlene
      @bonjourmarlene 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

      @OriginOfMajesty "It's a banana, what could it cost? $10?"

    • @colorbugoriginals4457
      @colorbugoriginals4457 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

      are you saying you did NoT have to give up avocado toast?

  • @Tbill6763
    @Tbill6763 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Robin, wait until you see the deductible on that insurance. My brother makes $15/hr and has a $2k deductible. I was talking to a hospital employee the other day. A family has a group deductible of $40k, 18k/person. By the time you meet your deductible, it's time to start over. You need a catastrophic injury before it pays.

  • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
    @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    I feel that Healthcare anxiety. Last year I worked myself into multiple anxiety attacks because my sensory issues as a result of being autistic and ADHD started changing (which happens in adult women) and my anxiety gave me worse physical symptoms, leading back to anxiety about the discomfort my anxiety was causing. Took me a bit to realize that anxiety was directly causing all the stuff I thought were clear signs I was dying lol
    I do have to worry about my insurance ending in about two months, though. Woot.
    Stay safe and comfy, Robin.

  • @pokeydude
    @pokeydude วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    15:56 the rich are so rich, they're monopolizing cringe

  • @peachypossumcreations
    @peachypossumcreations 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    Not really what you asked at all; but before I moved I had a neighbor, who was quite rich (not millions of dollars but very very well off, owned several homes, etc etc) who once spent HOURS on the phone with the power company because they overcharged him by 10¢, but would frequently buy us car loads of groceries and try to help all bc my dad would mow his yard and help him. He passed away about 2 years ago, but he was definitely a goat

  • @taknial09
    @taknial09 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    hey man, congrats on getting healthcare. you seriously deserve that and so much more. thanks for giving us this content (maybe not this exact content) so we can relax from the hell that is life right now

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions วันที่ผ่านมา +167

    Our back hurts.

    • @KaihighOG
      @KaihighOG วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Hello Trainspotter

    • @David-bl6tv
      @David-bl6tv วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      my bad, I will go easier on you next time

    • @chickensurfer
      @chickensurfer วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      You are a train

    • @EoghanDonnelly-m3x
      @EoghanDonnelly-m3x วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@chickensurfer you're the train!

    • @TheRiRiRiverest1
      @TheRiRiRiverest1 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      R u the push-up guy

  • @jchapalee
    @jchapalee 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    Scott's charitable giving goes straight to the organizations rather than diluting it with boards and charities. Maybe musk is worried about all poor charity board members who don't get a cut.

  • @EduardoFerreira-yi4qc
    @EduardoFerreira-yi4qc วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    0:23 lauren i feel like you should save that "insult" to elon musk, he's the type of guy that needs to hear this sh@t but his egocentric $ss would not even care enough to even hear a single word. the musk even admited that he's "CoNsTaNtLy Is InSulTeD oN tWiTtEr"

    • @darterglo2
      @darterglo2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      twitter is for old people

    • @EduardoFerreira-yi4qc
      @EduardoFerreira-yi4qc วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@darterglo2 i wish it was too man

    • @darterglo2
      @darterglo2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ wait what

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Even if musk did hear it. Ain't gonna matter. He's still rich enough to do pretty much whatever he wants.

  • @inokainemis
    @inokainemis วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    here's what Elon was thinking; "i am the most important person ever. i want to extract wealth from everyone without any restrictions, and democracies regulations are a big obstacle. other rich people should think exactly like me. donations to any fund that helps people who have historically been marginalized would make it harder to extract wealth or hurt the people i dont like (poors)" the guy is a literal racist from south africas apartheid era, who grew up with gems in his pockets that were mined by what was effectively slave labour, and invested those gems into companies that might make his dream to be the emperor of mars a reality, he gave a nazi salute at a political function and actively ignored the fact that his cars cant actually self drive in spite of being "just six months away" for years, his factories break laws all the time, he has promised fully automated humanoid robots "in a year or two" for the last decade, his space company fails to get beyond our orbit and regularly has complete vessel failures. if NASA had half the funding of spacex we would already have a lunar base and would be mining asteroids for materials to go into cargo ships bound for mars.
    elon musk is a nazi sympathizer wearing an 'industrial capitalist' nametag, and so many people willingly ignore the lack of a difference.

  • @matthewbarnes1509
    @matthewbarnes1509 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    9:06 robin got me crying on my way to work because I don’t feel like I’m doing enough and needed to hear I’m proud of you

  • @TheGoldenDunsparce
    @TheGoldenDunsparce 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +15

    16:57 - Joke wooshed right over his head. She meant that she made him, so of course she knows how to make jokes. Her kid's a joke!

  • @sai_ai__8446
    @sai_ai__8446 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    21:46 Since there is a Star Trek episode where a normal car is found in the middle of space, i can definitely see Elon having watched at least a little Star Trek.

  • @LukeySkywookie
    @LukeySkywookie วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    I love clever comebacks, I wish this subreddit was reviewed more imo

    • @JustCallMeFran-i6v
      @JustCallMeFran-i6v 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      if only there wasnt so much political and topical shit, i want funnier comebacks

    • @LukeySkywookie
      @LukeySkywookie 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @JustCallMeFran-i6v same tbh

  • @JP_Loco_93
    @JP_Loco_93 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    The fact that there are people who look to Andrew Tate like he's some kind of role model is honestly disturbing, dude is a pretentious know-it-all narcissist who thinks he's cooler than he really is. Tate seems like he was the type to get bullied a lot in school, watched a few too many action movies and decided that as an adult to play a characture of himself based on his definition of what he thinks 'cool' is.

  • @rebeccareisman1435
    @rebeccareisman1435 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    Roald Dahl did write a villain used car dealer…

  • @adrianblake8876
    @adrianblake8876 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +19

    22:23 He's an undocumented alien who fights the mega-millionaire arch-villain. Couldn't be any more left wing...

    • @thomrichards8495
      @thomrichards8495 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I'm pretty he also straight up fought the KKK in one comic

    • @HXSKlmfao
      @HXSKlmfao 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      literally an alien 😭

  • @adrianblake8876
    @adrianblake8876 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    6:29 Unborn fetuses have heartbeats too, what they don't have though, are functioning lungs, aka "the breath of life" or a "spirit"...

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    4:07 Found the modern-day incarnation of the apostle Paul: Ace and thinks he's better than everyone else for it.

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    19:38 If I want to eat a whole cake myself, I can make one any day of the week. It's literally as simple as throwing butter, eggs, sugar, flour and baking powder into a bowl, mixing that up, greasing a pan, and turning the button on the oven.
    Hell, you can throw oil, flour, sugar and baking powder into a mug, mix and turn the button on the microwave and you'll get a very similar result. Cake is so easy to make, I have to be responsible with how often I make it to avoid ruining my health. It's easier than bread. Easier than pancakes. Easier than cookies. Anyone who complains about giving away *cake* is just whining.

    • @J.PC.Designs
      @J.PC.Designs 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I spent my 21st birthday completely alone so I decided to buy a cake for myself to cheer me up. They didn't have any small cakes so I bought what they had. I tell you, it is fucking MASSIVE for me and I've literally been eating it for a week now. I would be so willing to share it with people but I'd need friends for that so whoop de do

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @J.PC.Designs Are there any homeless near you

  • @thecursed01
    @thecursed01 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    The band snap! "Rhythm is a dancer" is a great german invention.

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ok, but did they use Google?

    • @matzemunz2827
      @matzemunz2827 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      No it isn't

    • @YutakaKeiji
      @YutakaKeiji 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Rudol von Stroheim

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    My general policy is that Billionaires should only be allowed to exist in a society that the people are taken care of in and taxes should apply fairly no exceptions or loopholes.

    • @_StarlightRose_
      @_StarlightRose_ 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      If they paid their fair share of taxes, they wouldnt be billionaires
      I agree with you but in an ideal society like that, billionaires wouldnt exist

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@_StarlightRose_ Then so be it. If they can't make billions honestly they aren't making billions. That's how real meritocracy works.

    • @_StarlightRose_
      @_StarlightRose_ 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@AIHumanEquality exactly, billionaires should not exist

  • @gegor41311
    @gegor41311 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    2:25 also, the split would be equal.
    literally the most idiotic argument against socialism ever.

    • @luthfihar3211
      @luthfihar3211 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      It's because the guy both did a hyperbole and a strawman. Straight up saying "communism bad" would've been way more substantial than his whole stupid tweet

  • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
    @nikitatavernitilitvynova วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Honestly in italy if we had a school party we were all instructed to do it potluck style. Barely ever did a teacher pay for all of it. We would set it up ourselves. We each bring a cheap thing and go to town. One guy one year brought rice cakes as that's all he had at home and I love ricecakes personally. Some think they taste like cardboard but the slightly salted ones or the corn ones are so nice they're addictive. Literally you could've brought discount supermarket chips if you felt embarrassed to show up with off brand cola and everyone was happy as long as there was food. And you can get a big bag still for a euro in Italy.

    • @Moon_x_sun
      @Moon_x_sun 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ricecakes are good especially with some butter on it :)

  • @SaHaRaSquad
    @SaHaRaSquad 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    So Andrew Tate is 38 with no children but calls people at 40 with less than 5 children gay. Hmm...

    • @idontknow2469
      @idontknow2469 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wait doesn't he have a shit ton of kids from a bunch of different women?

    • @SaHaRaSquad
      @SaHaRaSquad 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@idontknow2469 I'm sure he's bragged about having kids, but that's about as much evidence as a fart, unless there's more info on them.

  • @jonmendelson1104
    @jonmendelson1104 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    21:57 "I don't believe Picard should do that."
    That's Robert Picardo, not Picard. He was the holographic doctor on Star Trek Voyager.

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      He's imitating musk watching TNG. Saying Picard shouldn't do XYZ thing (which is... probably helping an endangered community or something)

  • @TUMMY_emergency
    @TUMMY_emergency วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Dude the percentage of people cussing in between 2024 and 2025 is MASSIVE and the hatred too

    • @TUMMY_emergency
      @TUMMY_emergency วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I've been noticing this in Piggy build mode where basically everyone is just hating on each other so much and are using >and< to not hashtag cuss words it's insane

  • @chs9999
    @chs9999 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Every one talks about the man vs bear debate but nobody talks about the male equivalent the woman vs tree debate which is "men would you rather talk about your emotions and personal problems with a woman or a tree?"

  • @Radonium
    @Radonium วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    20:19 fun fact: there actually was a female pope joan, i think, disguised as a man though, probably just a legend though

    • @Cynchronicity7
      @Cynchronicity7 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Wasn’t she found out because she suddenly gave birth and the excommunicated her and maybe murdered her?😅

    • @Radonium
      @Radonium 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @Cynchronicity7 idk, I heard she gave birth during a speech or something and died

  • @AIHumanEquality
    @AIHumanEquality 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +11

    No it wasn't always bad education in the US. Theodore, FDR, JFK and more Presidents had a focus on improving education. It's only started going down around Reagan's time.

    • @Funky-Joe
      @Funky-Joe 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Well I think its more the model of how were taught considering the methods barely changed since the kids in factory days.
      We need it but also change it.

  • @Davtwan
    @Davtwan วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Credit unions are getting worse? Oh Hell no. There better not be bank managers or “consultant” companies invading credit unions.

  • @WombatOfDisaster
    @WombatOfDisaster 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like this channel's descent into reality - organize people, organize!

  • @Rul4rzR4achFan
    @Rul4rzR4achFan วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I feel bad for people who can’t afford to have these necessities, I think I’m better off than most (my mom earns 10k-40k a year) but that doesn’t mean I don’t have empathy

  • @sweatynoob1402
    @sweatynoob1402 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Korean president got arrested a few days ago btw

  • @willparry
    @willparry วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    14:04 it's a modern day Hooverville except this time around the rich haven't lost their money, they've squeezed what they can from the poor and are hoarding it all for themselves.

  • @everythingwastakenwastaken
    @everythingwastakenwastaken วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    8:24
    this flash says
    “ AHHH
    CURSED AUDIO”

    • @ImMrV
      @ImMrV 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      It actually startled me. I’m a weak turd.

  • @Redbeardian
    @Redbeardian 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    24:45 When I lived in Vancouver, BC, Canada, I was heading into a McDonalds and a homeless guy asked for money. After explaining (lying) that I only had enough for a Mcdouble, and I was very hungry, he gave me one of the 2 Mcdoubles someone had given him shortly before our interaction. I sat with him and had lunch and got to see his sketchbook filled with very creative drawings. Every demographic has jerks but also sweet caring people.

    • @hellonheels703
      @hellonheels703 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      You played the jerk in this scenario.

    • @rat3138
      @rat3138 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@hellonheels703you better be able to afford to hand out money to every single homeless person you ever encounter then. or you dont encounter enough homeless people for that to be a problem? oh wow, privileged

  • @filthycasual6118
    @filthycasual6118 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    12:28 - Because the ones who glorify suffering have never experienced their fair share of it. Think about it: you don't have soldiers with PTSD coming back from war saying, "five stars, would recommend."

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      “I was spanked as a child and I turned out fine.”
      Nah.
      “I had to go into the army and go to war to get my college paid for.”
      Nah.

    • @AIHumanEquality
      @AIHumanEquality 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      You know which veterans haven't served in a lot or any battles cause they always got a superiority complex about being in the military.

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    21:01 not only is that post applicable to r/CleverComebacks, but to r/MaliciousCompliance too! I love it!

  • @ahsetal75
    @ahsetal75 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Andrew Tate just turned 38 last month. He better father 5 children in the next 2 years or ... 🤣

    • @Zhella_alt0999
      @Zhella_alt0999 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Hopefully he doesn't.

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I'd feel bad for those kids

    • @ahsetal75
      @ahsetal75 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Zhella_alt0999 if what we all suspect is true (gay) we won't have to worry.

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Does Tate have kids at all?

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@myheartismadeofstars no which thank goodness for that

  • @AGREY-p1s
    @AGREY-p1s 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bro these companies got me screaming for Luigi like he’s mahoraga😭😭

  • @kyomuryuu
    @kyomuryuu 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    26:01 isnt this literally the plot of 1984 💀

    • @PrototypeSpaceMonkey
      @PrototypeSpaceMonkey 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Fun fact: 1984 was banned in the USSR for being anti-communism. It was also banned in the US for being pro-communism.

  • @Burst_AO_Studios
    @Burst_AO_Studios 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    13:08 Not only does Jesus use pronouns in the Bible, but every time that His pronouns were used, they started with capitalization, so it was damn near impossible to miss whenever He was speaking 😂

  • @lukeytron
    @lukeytron 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    My friend from school sold his business for 30m, at age 26. If we are in the bar, he will get about half of the rounds.

  • @thenecromancer4113
    @thenecromancer4113 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I think the lightbulbs thing is in reference to the fact/myth that the original Thomas Edison lightbulbs could last for centuries but companies made them burn out faster so you have to pay them again. It might be true, it might be false, but that’s that I think they mean by “Original Lightbulbs.”

    • @PrototypeSpaceMonkey
      @PrototypeSpaceMonkey 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The original carbon-filament bulbs from Edison's days could last for ages, but they were prohibitively expensive, had extremely poor efficiency, and their output decreases over time. They won't "break" exactly, but they'll barely emit any light after a while. Later tungsten filament bulbs had vastly superior performance but had to compromise between light output and the lifespan of the bulb. The longer you want your bulb to last, the less light it produces per watt of power consumed. Light bulb companies then calculated what would be the sweet spot between "acceptable lifespan" vs "acceptable power consumption" for most customers and agreed among each other to err in favor of their own bank accounts as opposed to the power companies (obviously) but really not by a statistically significant amount. With today's energy prices carbon filament bulbs would be completely unviable. There's a reason why large companies/buildings replaced all their incandescent bulbs with CFL bulbs, then again with LED. That reason is money.

  • @EvanLovesWhiskey
    @EvanLovesWhiskey 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The only down to earth rich person I met was the creator of chips for Intel before retirement

  • @arctic_wolf-cr4ju
    @arctic_wolf-cr4ju วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    16:44 Japan's department of education also isn't as incompetent as our department of education Japan actually cares about the kids

    • @_StarlightRose_
      @_StarlightRose_ 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      To be fair, the kids are literally how they get their social security in japan(might actually be china), so they want the kids to always take care of their parents

    • @arctic_wolf-cr4ju
      @arctic_wolf-cr4ju 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @_StarlightRose_ that sounds like China but it could also be Japan but fair.

    • @arctic_wolf-cr4ju
      @arctic_wolf-cr4ju 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @_StarlightRose_ okay I did a little look doesn't look like it. But the children get an allowance to assist with poverty.

    • @_StarlightRose_
      @_StarlightRose_ 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@arctic_wolf-cr4ju aye, fair enough, though in my defense if I'm wrong, I am an american
      It would be so much easier if my human geography class wasnt just lecture after lecture after lecture and actually effectively taught me, then I'd probably know which one it was lol

    • @arctic_wolf-cr4ju
      @arctic_wolf-cr4ju 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @_StarlightRose_ yeah same my actual good history teacher was for new Mexico history.

  • @infin8ee
    @infin8ee วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Mackenzie Scott is doing what you should do when you have mega money, helping others. The broligarchs are out to help themselves. Too much is never enough.

  • @DanaBArtz
    @DanaBArtz วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    God damn the next few years is going to be stupidly irritating…

  • @akihirotomoya
    @akihirotomoya 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Name one thing Germans created without googling"
    "World Wars 1 and 2, actually"

  • @i1DERProductions
    @i1DERProductions 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "I'm not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer"... that just went in my vocabulary and will stay there. YES!

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    **insert clever comeback here**

  • @chopps_doc
    @chopps_doc วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Another day, another video from the floating hand. Classic.

  • @TheAlicePerson
    @TheAlicePerson 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    this is more social commentary than comebacks but its entertaining anyways lol

  • @redpandamurphy
    @redpandamurphy 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Can we please stop with the existential dread? I hate having to feel like my life and/or future people's lives will be stuck in such a boring dystopia where no one can escape and people become stupid to the point that they willingly accept these things with open arms. I just want peace, but everything I see online seems like it wants me to be angry, and I hate that it has made me bitter because that means that it has already won. I try to clock out from the media, but it just sucks me right back in anyway, and the cycle continues.

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      🤷‍♂️ is what it is

    • @littleladybrooks6635
      @littleladybrooks6635 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Not unless we see genuine proof of things actually getting better. Like, a lot better. So I guess your best bet is try your hardest to avoid the dread because I doubt it's gonna leave anytime soon until we actually get our hope for future existence back.

  • @Limejuice-y7s
    @Limejuice-y7s 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    I’m scared. I’m 16 and might never be able to have my own home. Why was I born here of all places?

  • @Lukas_Mull3r
    @Lukas_Mull3r วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    10:42 Germany, invented modern jets, we made the first operational one, ME-262 WWII, we made the first rockets, we were the reason nato and the Geneva Conventions were made, we are the reason Volkswagen, Audi, Mercedes, and BMW exist, we were one of the direct causes of modern tanks.

  • @Ultranger
    @Ultranger วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Glad we had that last one to lighten the mood at the end of the video

  • @thatbagelman
    @thatbagelman 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    21:19
    1 Timothy 2:12
    "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet."
    Real equal right?

  • @aCat602
    @aCat602 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    3:35 if some of A class sympathetic toward class B that is not equal to all of class B being united for its needs.

    • @decaydjk8922
      @decaydjk8922 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yes, propaganda of the deed does not make a revolution in and of itself, but it's a good start

  • @MettaFTW
    @MettaFTW 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    my MiL is always complaining about how miserable she is. i dont think ive heard her say a happy, positive thing with more than a 2 minute complaint buffer. she complained to my husband once because she asked me if i wanted a drink as we pulled into a zaxby's, i said yes, and didnt offer to repay her $2

  • @Mrcheeseman200
    @Mrcheeseman200 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I’m not rich myself, but my parents are. And yes, my parents do that.

  • @KaytlinDrawz
    @KaytlinDrawz 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    5:47 makes me wonder if he means stores no longer selling real incandescent bulbs, the kind that will literally burn out if you touch it with your bare hands…. cuz here in MN and wisconsin, it was a new law in 2023for most bulbs to be converted to LED replacement bulbs.

  • @darlindeli3340
    @darlindeli3340 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    16:31 Okay but Discord (Especially the TLT remix/version) Goes pretty fucking hard, especially given the current circumstances

  • @TheLeky98
    @TheLeky98 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Didn't Ben Shapiro post this exact tweet at 19:21 and get the exact same response from someone a couple years back?

    • @ik-hou-van-jou4900
      @ik-hou-van-jou4900 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah but to be fair if nobody shows up to your birthday you eat the whole cake he just doesn't know any better

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    7:45 - I've found that, most of the time, when you ask someone like that to explain, they either won't respond or will find a way to insult you.

  • @mathieupoulin5012
    @mathieupoulin5012 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The red line in the thumbnail confused me; I thought I already looked at the video

  • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
    @GAMINGOBRIEN69 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    OK BUT THE LAST ONE WAS SUPER WHOLESOME i wnat that so badly

  • @noxthedremoralord2683
    @noxthedremoralord2683 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Huh, if being a megachurch pastor really earns me that much, maybe I should be one (I’m agnostic, which is kinda the halfway point between atheism and being religious)

    • @Cynchronicity7
      @Cynchronicity7 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It’s the questioning Q in LGBTQ but for religion.😊

  • @Moon_x_sun
    @Moon_x_sun 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    17:52 how does he know what I even did?
    First of January I spent with my mom playing games I def didn’t feel like a waste

  • @owngamesgamer4030
    @owngamesgamer4030 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    13:50 i googled it
    IT ADVERTISES ITSELF AS A PRE-WORKOUT
    i dont drink coffee before exercise...
    i get that thats no what all americans drink but still
    no wonder why americans dont undertand that accein addiction means you need caffein to function
    and its not just the sociaty around them

  • @RebelsccaGirl
    @RebelsccaGirl วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    My sixth sense told me emkay would upload right now
    - Sophia

  • @ObadiahQRex
    @ObadiahQRex วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    21:40
    Has he even seen transformers?

  • @Redbeardian
    @Redbeardian 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:38 This sounds like the remarks of a dude who has to pay women to just be willing to be in his presence and it's getting to him. It must tear at his fragile ego that most men, now and again, get to experience women having actual fun canoodling with them vs faking enthusiasm because it's a financial transaction. Judging from his pictures in sweat pants it looks like there's another small issue that may have contributed to his warped brain.

  • @augisterman3685
    @augisterman3685 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    5:30 If you google Mike Lee, it says he’s a “politician”, just like that, with the quotes

  • @agerothn
    @agerothn 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:00 Some people must really love incandescent bulbs. I only use them for Christmas lights because the color looks richer.

  • @Bacteriophagebs
    @Bacteriophagebs 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wait, isn't that first guy calling virtually every Hollywood actress ugly?

  • @TommyBo42
    @TommyBo42 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Is that the same Taylor Swift that donated $10 million to help fire victims in CA?

  • @HitchcockJohn
    @HitchcockJohn 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Maybe Elon Musk confused Star Trek with Warhammer 40k. That’s probably what it is. He said Starfleet but he’s probably thinking of the Imperium of man.

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    BOA needs the Luigi treatment.

  • @DanielAusMV-op9mi
    @DanielAusMV-op9mi 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I want to say, USA is very much into, "you are responsible for yourself", this is why 50% of US citizens are low-income lol
    Edit: grammar

  • @Lroxed
    @Lroxed วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love yall Emkay! Thanks for uploading chat