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  • @geeway5923
    @geeway5923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    people always fawn over Damien's laugh, BUT CAN WE JUST MENTION HOW INNOCENT HIS FREAKING GASP IS

    • @sadiewinterlord6908
      @sadiewinterlord6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES

    • @aeadpenci6809
      @aeadpenci6809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damien is so pure and innocent

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adorable

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chance Welsh okay? So? Nobody cares and that’s just rude. Plus, if you don’t like him, you don’t have to watch you know.

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kangarooster
      I just wanna talk to him
      *cocks gun

  • @skeppymuffins3412
    @skeppymuffins3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Damien's laugh is too pure

    • @SaraAliciaCaster
      @SaraAliciaCaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Atleast hes stopped the annoying "ha ha ha" and went back to his actual laugh

    • @azidthenawi4221
      @azidthenawi4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *WHEEZE*

    • @skeppymuffins3412
      @skeppymuffins3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE HEART, I'M SO HAPPY RN :)

    • @jadevasdc988
      @jadevasdc988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u

    • @taralynn1030
      @taralynn1030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W. H. E. E. Z. E.

  • @c0smicc0re
    @c0smicc0re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Here's what's wrong with the photo:
    "Classic" and "Original" mean the same thing. So both flavors taste the same, just different packaging

    • @MagDogsAirsoft
      @MagDogsAirsoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      nah nah nah nah nah. that logo was a lil off center....

    • @megasauce9388
      @megasauce9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it was both. Both hurt me.

    • @Moshie-art
      @Moshie-art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah classic has a more black and white taste

    • @Dan_-
      @Dan_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Come the heck down to Blubb-o's and try your dang self the Blubb-o's Classic, the Original, the Regular, the New Original, the Old Classic, and the Isosceles Fish Sandwich."

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logg classic and orignal aren't technically synonyms.Though have pretty simillar meaning.

  • @jquetua7843
    @jquetua7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Heres a translation for non-filipino speakers at 1:16
    "the footbrige is the first on to be flooded. You're toast. "

    • @jaydentt
      @jaydentt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nobody7817 i didnt but ok

    • @UnfortunateIS-7
      @UnfortunateIS-7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can understand filipino, but i almost laughed when he used it XD

    • @duckbecausewhynot2022
      @duckbecausewhynot2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peynis kayo 😂 napatawa ako sobra 😂 😂

    • @youraunt
      @youraunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh no?

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks

  • @BraveLilToasty
    @BraveLilToasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Footbridge was the first to get flooded. Beat that.

    • @Emerald29
      @Emerald29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm a filipino, but I'm shit at tagalog. Thanks for translating the stuff I kinda don't understand.

    • @BraveLilToasty
      @BraveLilToasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Emerald29 Panis kayo is actually quite confusing even for me. Saying panis at a food means it is spoiled. But saying panis at people means "beat that" or saying that they have no chance at besting you

    • @chipzg832
      @chipzg832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Panis kayo means "you're all screwed"

    • @BraveLilToasty
      @BraveLilToasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chipzg832 Not exactly. You are not going to say panis kayo if you are going to do something bad to them. Saying panis kayo is more of a show of pride or accomplishment about you have done that can't be beaten by others. He used panis kayo in the sentence sarcastically. Saying that you can't beat Filipino technology because even the footbridge gets flooded.

    • @conti_tho
      @conti_tho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *gago*

  • @joshlamour9985
    @joshlamour9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    It was CLASSIC and ORIGINAL for the eggnog. That’s means the same thing

    • @krieger1152
      @krieger1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Not necessarily.. Classic means highly regarded over a period of time while original means the first.. For example when you think of Coca-Cola.. Classic would be the kind they served in like the 1960s.. Original would be from early 1900s and would have cocaine in it lol

    • @pauldodds9646
      @pauldodds9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Unique Sky I do its interesring

    • @silvrsqnder
      @silvrsqnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Unique Sky
      I’m not sure anyone cares about you either. That’s actually technically true so shut up...

    • @nathana8602
      @nathana8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh

    • @joshlamour9985
      @joshlamour9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OnlyGizmo69 wow

  • @nsmusic5513
    @nsmusic5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Everyone: haha classic and original are the same thing lol
    Damien: finds something small that is correct and no one else would have seen but misses the obvious thing

    • @theironsword1954
      @theironsword1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also missed that one bottle is ever so slightly larger tahn the other.

    • @alexursu4403
      @alexursu4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That... sounds like something Chuggaaconroy would do.

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I relate to that

    • @Moretoob3
      @Moretoob3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I I missed the classic and original and only got the in centered part

    • @jillianbruening8199
      @jillianbruening8199 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theironsword1954 than

  • @therealSWADDS
    @therealSWADDS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3:44
    "Hi! Im Archie, I'm a penguin with a lot of things to say. As you can see, i got a full set of human adult teeth. now, these didn't come naturally... i stole them, plucked them fresh from a poor shmuck who was sleeping in The Antarctic. that's what you get!"
    Damien: **laughs evilly**

    • @sadmac356
      @sadmac356 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That feels like it was at a children's dentist office honestly

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Nothing gets me on my daily morning routine more than looking at how terrible people are with designs

    • @krazyboowomp
      @krazyboowomp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I forgot to sleep today

    • @krazyboowomp
      @krazyboowomp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m serious

    • @korkki8808
      @korkki8808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      makes me feel like i actually am something :)

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you know that you're not the worst?

    • @AllyMcDonald12
      @AllyMcDonald12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing gets me on my daily morning routine more than looking at how terrible people are with designs

  • @redace8192
    @redace8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    5:00 Imagine picking up a cup with a treble cleff handle
    This post was made by bass cleff handle gang

    • @c0smicc0re
      @c0smicc0re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cleff*

    • @redace8192
      @redace8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c0smicc0re thank you broo 🦵🏿🗿👌

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine limiting your grip to a bass cleff. This post made by the Tenor Cleff Gang

    • @redace8192
      @redace8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davincent98 i am angery now

    • @hellyeah5090
      @hellyeah5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      use a percussion cleff

  • @judgechacon4399
    @judgechacon4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    “Footbridge ang unang binbaha,”
    Translation: The Footbridge was the first to flood”

    • @KonnaroTaro
      @KonnaroTaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Troll Spinel hello honey

    • @irumamiu
      @irumamiu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spinel! :D

    • @markseraph
      @markseraph 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, Spinel

    • @mochaXX16
      @mochaXX16 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi spinel :3

    • @khairulhafiz2002
      @khairulhafiz2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The articles is in Philippines, huh? Thanks for the translation.

  • @gigizard1343
    @gigizard1343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    3:50 I'm more concerned about the tiny "penguin" at the bottom XD

    • @felixfelix9062
      @felixfelix9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh my god thank you for pointing that out

    • @arlinkr7574
      @arlinkr7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OoF.....!

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah is little purple guy getting stepped on?

    • @darkbobblackpants9747
      @darkbobblackpants9747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *MAX NUT*

    • @SepticKit
      @SepticKit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im concerned about little Timmy Chonga to.

  • @ramroller
    @ramroller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    2:54 the logo is too much to the left, and classic and original both significate approximately the same thing

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Le Bélier I noticed the second one, but didn't noticed the first one until he pointed it out

    • @logansoda3217
      @logansoda3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Significate is not a word pal, YOU HAD ONE JOB XD
      That was a joke don't take it offensively I misspell all the time

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logan Soda Well I'm sorry, mate. Would you prefer *mean* the same thing?
      xD

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Catherine Vo Yes, it isn't so obvious at first look

    • @Silverfox89777
      @Silverfox89777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not just the logo look at the bottom at exactly 2:41 the original one is slightly smaller yet still says 2L

  • @fiizzi1
    @fiizzi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    BRUH CLASSIC IS ORIGINAL BOI
    edit: Hi Emkay! Love your vids!

    • @AFantasticCat
      @AFantasticCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      When you wake up all your pets yelling “CLASSIC! GET IT?! JUST GET IT!” at your screen.

    • @Smug-Senpai
      @Smug-Senpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My head hurts cause now im starting to see that hes not wrong about the logo but he didnt get classic and original were the same @n@ help

    • @djmadmatt4772
      @djmadmatt4772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the shark picture in the subway 2 days ago was real

    • @AFantasticCat
      @AFantasticCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DJMadMatt ...funny you don’t seem to know that posters are real. Good job

    • @spar8334
      @spar8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye he a lil slow on some stuff

  • @tinydancer6095
    @tinydancer6095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The sea picture has a bathroom sign above it with no bathroom near it that’s what’s wrong with that picture 12:09

  • @solmyd
    @solmyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    1:16 the way damien speaks filipino lol

  • @LemPppoopoo
    @LemPppoopoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    These need to be in r/TIHI

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *_DEKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU_*

    • @idontknowhowtoname1266
      @idontknowhowtoname1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eeeeeeelemons th-cam.com/video/2foI62hzyQ8/w-d-xo.html

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      idontknowhowtoname when it’s the wrong deku but you’re not disappointed: OuO

    • @saintsimp4803
      @saintsimp4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      schmelly beans it’s the true Deku

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smug Dancing they’re both the true deku

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    “ITS WANTS YOUR TEETH”
    Buzz light year

    • @bedtoaster
      @bedtoaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s like the 5th time I see around somewhere

    • @ethanf507
      @ethanf507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get Nae Naed nice

    • @Jitdifferent
      @Jitdifferent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Subscribe to me for no reason
      I saw you in Albert’s reason vid.
      *_You’re everywhere._*

  • @lucishell
    @lucishell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    04:38
    "Please do not close the door fully! It is very distracting for the ones who have to go and let people in. Thank you!"
    you're welcome :3

    • @brokenprincessofhell4743
      @brokenprincessofhell4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wanted to say that too, but saw ur comment first. Was a nice challenge to read it tho, don't you think?

    • @lucishell
      @lucishell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brokenprincessofhell4743 not really, but yeah, you just had to look closely

    • @mr.mafia_monopoly4644
      @mr.mafia_monopoly4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I spent like five minutes figuring that out.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Distracting...kind of like that see through mirrored sign???

    • @Shribbuvuv_
      @Shribbuvuv_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wot??

  • @riseroyalz3598
    @riseroyalz3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why can I imagine that penguin running up and whispering in my ear "teeth please".

  • @GuardianSpeed
    @GuardianSpeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    7:17, I have used all of my braincells to comprehend this (read the reply of this comment)
    EDIT: Eat burger Damien, *eat*

    • @GuardianSpeed
      @GuardianSpeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      So as long as you have food in your mouth, there is no sincerer love than the love food. You have solved all question for the time being. Life is short, *eat a h a m b u r g e r*

    • @GuardianSpeed
      @GuardianSpeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Terroid I am not a professional or anything but....
      *EAT HAMBURGER*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐁Ü𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑

    • @grimreaper78945
      @grimreaper78945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *BÖRGËR*

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      burg borg barg birg

  • @aidanhayward3329
    @aidanhayward3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I think those stairs with the lights are in a movie theatre.

  • @Y2Kittyowo
    @Y2Kittyowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My boyfriend and I watch your videos a lot together before bed because we find them relaxing. We were really surprised at 7:12 because that's our post!! Thanks a ton for featuring it :> We both really appreciate it

  • @toby7712
    @toby7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:40 "Please do not close the door fully.
    It is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in.
    Thank You!"

    • @thomassimpson8760
      @thomassimpson8760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toby : / I feel like I’ve copied you now I just spent all that time encrypting it but I give you a like to make up for it

    • @toby7712
      @toby7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomassimpson8760 k

  • @tlf.
    @tlf. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    *when the LSD hit*

    • @nsxzlaz8569
      @nsxzlaz8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R 4 when the mushrooms kick in at church

    • @nuclearshorts1243
      @nuclearshorts1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you take one of dad's pretty purple pills

  • @BobiMcBob
    @BobiMcBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    i like teeth

    • @makki233
      @makki233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hey me too

    • @-.Truey.-
      @-.Truey.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tasty delicious

    • @-Bishop-
      @-Bishop- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My mouth tastes like teeth

    • @moonpenguin1394
      @moonpenguin1394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👌👌👌👌👌

    • @PatchOfMoss
      @PatchOfMoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I really do love the Crunch

  • @jEsus-sh7qv
    @jEsus-sh7qv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    No one:
    Damien at 2:50 : I got it. The logos are off center.

  • @satanicpanic4565
    @satanicpanic4565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:24 here’s a translation. “So long as you have food in your mouth there is no sincerer love then the love food. Life is sort eat a hamburger. You have solved all questions for the time being”

  • @salemishere8848
    @salemishere8848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The eggnog thing was about how original and classic are the same thing

    • @ReddCrystal
      @ReddCrystal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nobody7817 well that was different for them. People remember the 1980's version as classic, but the original ones had cocaine in them.

    • @ReddCrystal
      @ReddCrystal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nobody7817 oh, cool.

  • @trainman05matthewb.65
    @trainman05matthewb.65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The Egg Nog thing was "Classic" versus "original" which are the same word

    • @aljaberhk
      @aljaberhk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not really

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aljaberhk It is for eggnog.

    • @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town
      @Dragon-of-Insanity-Town 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's most likely the off center thing, cuz classic vs original, maybe there was a different recipe long ago (classic) but now there's a new recipe used as the normal (original)

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      something that is classic is technically something that is highly-respected over time (e.g. a classic movie), not the original thing. but emkay hand sees what you mean they basically are the same word in that context

    • @nagol_069
      @nagol_069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EmKay like how Skyrim is considered the classic even though it isnt the original.

  • @New5oul
    @New5oul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:16 i laughed when he pronounced those tagalog words xD

    • @christianjudeberbano7613
      @christianjudeberbano7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol by the way I'm a Filipino🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

  • @DeadMutt
    @DeadMutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:45
    I’ve actually been to the place where these... uh... penguins are and um... they’re even creepier in real life...

    • @falteringnews
      @falteringnews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why penguins? What is the place? I am curious as to why this choice was made.

    • @DeadMutt
      @DeadMutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Faltering News The place is called “Winter Wonderland”, it’s in Wales, UK every winter. They have the penguins in a ice skating ring and they disturb me so much ;~;

    • @falteringnews
      @falteringnews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sophiesaurus47 OH MY GOD- We have a winter wonderland every year in Australia too! Thank god it doesn’t have creepy penguins as well.. I think.

    • @DeadMutt
      @DeadMutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Faltering News Phew

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeadMutt I thought it was a shower curtain...

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    12:09 There's a sign for customer toilets for no reason

    • @misslissy7795
      @misslissy7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I saw it, like go pee in the ocean, hahaha.

  • @xylinx4413
    @xylinx4413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:17 when He just started reading the Filipino I legit almost died laughing.

  • @SincradTB
    @SincradTB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have decoded the sign at 4:44. It says "Please do not close the pool fully." "It is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in." "Thank you."

  • @not2be4gotten02
    @not2be4gotten02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Normal people: Available
    Damien: Availyable

  • @SchrodringersEclipse
    @SchrodringersEclipse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Merry crymas

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    6:03 If this was my school, they’d actually assign a student this locker.

    • @dylanwhipple9882
      @dylanwhipple9882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How would they manage

    • @comradekatyusha
      @comradekatyusha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If not I would choose it. It's not so problematic.

  • @daltonpinell6251
    @daltonpinell6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damien: Politics are dumb man
    I couldn't agree more Damien

  • @cashewletta4999
    @cashewletta4999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:48 its because Classic and Original is the same thing,I think..still not horrible

  • @dreamingwitch7543
    @dreamingwitch7543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    All I want for Christmas
    *is for Damien to get the joke*

  • @regrdls3453
    @regrdls3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Can we just appreciate Damien's effort in speaking tagalog(fiipino)

  • @redstonepotato9756
    @redstonepotato9756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sign reads “please don’t close door fully, it is distracting for those who have to get up and let people in. Thank you!”

  • @phntmzk
    @phntmzk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:19 "footbridge is the first one flooded. y'all are weak."
    excuse my rough filipino

  • @therjschannel904
    @therjschannel904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Everyone else: Pika-bongs
    Damian, an intellectual:
    Pika-*DONGS*

  • @quantummickey6875
    @quantummickey6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When Damien doesn’t get the joke but at least he *knows* he doesn’t get the joke

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always appreciate Damien's laughter.

  • @imdirtydan9604
    @imdirtydan9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:45 “That’s a waffle iron! I’ll still do it for the pancakes though”

  • @TheFallOutPilots
    @TheFallOutPilots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Damien, I just want to say good job reading those Tagalog words (1:19). You actually did read it correctly.
    Anyways, it just says that the footbridge is the first thing that got flooded, not the streets.

    • @TheFallOutPilots
      @TheFallOutPilots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Luke_4044 I really did mean that he did a good job reading it. It wasnt sarcastic at all 😅. I'm a Filipino and know the language and also know English speakers will have a hard time reading it but Damien actually said most of the words correctly.

    • @TheFallOutPilots
      @TheFallOutPilots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@squeaky8694 In some context it could mean that, but for this one (not a direct translation) it conveys 'you got nothing on this one!'
      Fun fact: 'Panis kayo' literally translate to 'you're all rotten' but that's not how we use it. It's a two-word expression conveying the message "this thing is so amazing, you have nothing on it" :)

    • @Percise_bee
      @Percise_bee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheFallOutPilots your talking to nothing

  • @calmfox493
    @calmfox493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:16 translates to "Footbridge was the first to be flooded" (obviously lol)

  • @iverakansol9218
    @iverakansol9218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:40 is "Please do not close the door fully. It is a distraction for those who have to get up to let people in. Thank you!"

  • @jadevasdc988
    @jadevasdc988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Black friday is officially a holiday.I didn't say it, Damien did.

    • @rovko819
      @rovko819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just did...

    • @jadevasdc988
      @jadevasdc988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rovko819 You did me there

  • @idonthaveacreativename.
    @idonthaveacreativename. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:16
    ....don't you dare try speaking tagalog ever again. You're scaring the kids.

  • @gsj9896
    @gsj9896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    me, a filipino, see's filipino text
    Damien: *says it entirely wrong*
    me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @accuratejaney8140
    @accuratejaney8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The microwave isnt a crappydesign, the time is how long to cook the microwave stuff for, the clock is to show the time like 3 am or such.

  • @cmeredith4325
    @cmeredith4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We love the videos Damien and Zach. Keep up the good work 👌

  • @ltrexy7287
    @ltrexy7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Emkay, the thing that was wrong with the Egg nog was name "Classic" and "original" both mean the same thing

  • @MaverickRiou
    @MaverickRiou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:16 translated: “Assassin Brotherhood (in) training in Calamba. (The raised) footbridge is the first one to get flooded. Try to Top that.”
    So basically whenever it rains, it turns that damned elevated, over the road, at least one to two storeys high footbridge into an impromptu game of The Floor Is Lava. As if it doesn’t flood up to your eyeballs on ground level anyway.

    • @ZF_Aspiris
      @ZF_Aspiris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MaverickRiou ikr this always happens here in calamba

  • @annabelromano3536
    @annabelromano3536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the sign says "Please do not close the door fully. it is very distracting for those who have to get up and let people in. Thank you!"

  • @swiftlyaswiftie
    @swiftlyaswiftie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My brothers on Christmas: open their presents and play with them
    Me: forced to open presents and then goes back to my room to watch Emkay without saying anything because my voice is gone

    • @ElliottLarrubia
      @ElliottLarrubia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's unhealthy and antisocial. Spend time with your parents. It's Christmas and you should spend time with them. Not cool bro.

    • @swiftlyaswiftie
      @swiftlyaswiftie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      elliottgabler I spent like 10 minutes there and it's not like they would've wanted to talk to me anyway

  • @tubbyqueen
    @tubbyqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:53
    ITS CLASSIC AND ORIGINAL THEY ARE THE SAME THING WITH DIFFERENT DESIGNS

    • @sampound9236
      @sampound9236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but maybe one is normal and one is the old recipe?

    • @joeok522
      @joeok522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As nouns the difference between original and classic is that original is an object or other creation (eg narrative work) from which all later copies and variations are derived while classic is a perfect and/or early example of a particular style.

    • @onerandomperson1089
      @onerandomperson1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monkey Moses Except that they both mean the first one (original/classic flavour)

    • @joeok522
      @joeok522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onerandomperson1089 Original would mean that it's original eggnog, while classic would mean the main product of the brand. Classic and original are not the same thing. Education gooo

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joeok522 As a first time buyer, which would you choose?

  • @redsolocup2011
    @redsolocup2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:17 ill translate since i know that language
    “Assassin Brotherhood in training Calamba. The footbridge is the first one flooded. You’re all in trouble”

  • @nickkoelle9674
    @nickkoelle9674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could watch these videos all day

  • @helmaschine1885
    @helmaschine1885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The beam in the hallway was the funniest and i just couldn't stop lol'ing.

  • @exgrammarpolice6001
    @exgrammarpolice6001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:15 I love the way you pronounce "ang unang binabaha. Panis kayo". If you're wondering what that language is... That's Filipino.

    • @ZF_Aspiris
      @ZF_Aspiris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ex Grammar Police yawn ang tama preh

    • @ZF_Aspiris
      @ZF_Aspiris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do u speak filipino

    • @makki233
      @makki233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i got confused when i heard him pronounce it. he tried his best 😂

    • @exgrammarpolice6001
      @exgrammarpolice6001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZF_Aspiris Yes, I'm Filipino

    • @alfb2453
      @alfb2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cute nga ng pagbigkas niya... Haha...

  • @greasybutter9600
    @greasybutter9600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:16 the way you pronounce the words make me laugh-- but I respect that
    That translates to
    "Footbridge is the first thing that floods. You're toast"
    Hhh im not a good translator pls forgive me

    • @roundertoaster5876
      @roundertoaster5876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not your dead it it's your toast

    • @greasybutter9600
      @greasybutter9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roundertoaster5876 ok

    • @Jayd0993
      @Jayd0993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greasy Butter I respect your pfp

  • @lukescastle
    @lukescastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:04 I was laughing so much that my chest started hurting and I half thought I was having a heart attack

  • @caspianjuno
    @caspianjuno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:41
    Damien: "I don't like him in this state. What state you may ask?"
    Me: "Missouri"

  • @noahboyer8500
    @noahboyer8500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:19 LOOK AT THE 5TH AND 6TH LINES! (from the top)

  • @jameseastwood2702
    @jameseastwood2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:43 yes Damien, the logo is off center.

    • @hypirex9942
      @hypirex9942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      James eastwood I think it’s because it says classic or original and they mean the same thing

    • @koopalingfanemma2296
      @koopalingfanemma2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And classic and original are pretty much the same thing

    • @tammasdexter4291
      @tammasdexter4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hypirex9942 that's what I thought

    • @jameseastwood2702
      @jameseastwood2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hypirex9942 oh ye I see that now lol. It is off center tho right??? XD

    • @shribs8737
      @shribs8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jameseastwood2702 i think the purple one is tilted a bit like the whole carton

  • @eskhatos
    @eskhatos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How to tell Zach and Damien apart
    Damien: slightly sounds like a mix between Markiplier and Poofesure
    Zach: doesn't

  • @hart1871
    @hart1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:18 translation bridges are the ones to be flooded first bang"

  • @NoobiestNoob
    @NoobiestNoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:43
    “Please do not close door fully
    It is very frustrating for those who have to get up and let people in.
    Thank you”

  • @DarkShamilKhan
    @DarkShamilKhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Mmmmm Eggnog my faaaavorite milk

  • @12inchesofworm26
    @12inchesofworm26 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:18
    Oh hey I'm useful for once!
    This translates to
    Assassin botherhood in training in calamba. The footbridge is the first place that gets flooded.
    You're all expired (you're all dead, screwed, etc)
    Hearing Damien try to read tagalog warms my heart

  • @iateamuffintheotherday5619
    @iateamuffintheotherday5619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was panicking that I thought I had covid 19
    This made my damn day
    I love Emkay

  • @pyro8493
    @pyro8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Original and classic are my favourite flavours

  • @FolkGarlicCh
    @FolkGarlicCh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn, this is why we need an Assassin's Creed Game in the Philippines.

    • @sdiaz1681
      @sdiaz1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Main objective: skip EDSA traffic
      (Optional): eliminate Templars

  • @marambadran7205
    @marambadran7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The most precious thing is damien’s laugh

  • @CyberKnightMiky
    @CyberKnightMiky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Egg Nog part, I also question what's wrong
    But for real Damien, you're really teasing us with your pretending stupidity, and I love you for that, genious.

  • @yamigekusu
    @yamigekusu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:44 .l"... My smokin hot wife who's a cyborg!"
    **Kuririn has entered the chat**

  • @Ajbrowwn
    @Ajbrowwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    you don't get pikachu he has a mustache

    • @greenbird6435
      @greenbird6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats just pikachus french brother

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenbird6435 funny joke incoming

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oui-kachu

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "oui-ka oui-ka"

    • @greenbird6435
      @greenbird6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EmKay XD

  • @kenpercent4586
    @kenpercent4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Merry Christmas Damien!

  • @theialockhart
    @theialockhart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your laugh keeps me alive

  • @KaytaRaven
    @KaytaRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The eggnog is both classic and original

    • @skyrat3816
      @skyrat3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Put vodka in to make it extra special.

    • @cooppermcpoop187
      @cooppermcpoop187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skyrat big brain

    • @skyrat3816
      @skyrat3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donno about that mate as its prob a way to shrink a brain a little.

  • @swibishdumbhorse
    @swibishdumbhorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he butchered Tagalog in a fun way XD
    When he says 'kayo' all I remember is *OKAY KAAYO* XDD

    • @neilyworm
      @neilyworm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swivel Starsong WE’LL FIGHT TIL THE END

  • @dumpling543
    @dumpling543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAOOOOOO Damien reading filipino is something I didnt think I needed until noww

  • @Catglittercrafts
    @Catglittercrafts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Damien finally got the back of the truck one, it’s so adorable

  • @bababoo2189
    @bababoo2189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:17 lol it says (if u didnt know) "the footbridge was the first one to flood"

  • @willowz8962
    @willowz8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    B•E•A•N•Z

  • @uuuuheeee4254
    @uuuuheeee4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If a post is funny enough, the turbo kicks in when Damian is laughing

  • @GDStormy
    @GDStormy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he tried to pronounce Filipino

  • @Silent-mt2ot
    @Silent-mt2ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The reason the eggnog one was a “crappy design” is because classic and original are basically the same thing lol but there advertising them differently

  • @cookie3967
    @cookie3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:18 “footbridge Ang unang binabaha. Panis kayo”
    “The footbridge here was the first one to flood. Get rekt.”
    Your welcome

  • @Notrockyy
    @Notrockyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Merry christmas my guy hope it's as amazing as your videos

  • @Flirtatious_Hypn0sis
    @Flirtatious_Hypn0sis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone says dream's wheeze is contagious
    Damien is the true king of contagious laughs and wheezes

  • @SpiritedSpy
    @SpiritedSpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:14 christ, how is that design so crappy!

    • @toby7712
      @toby7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

  • @shaunreid2978
    @shaunreid2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Merry Christmas

  • @bloodystatic4156
    @bloodystatic4156 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The impossible math problem in Baldi’s Basics be like: 4:38

  • @thamrew676
    @thamrew676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:16
    Bruh the way he read Filipino though. 😂
    Anyways Filipino gang where ya at? Just me? Well...