Nowhere to run father and son Fall one by one under the gun They Will be done and the judgement has begun Nowhere to run father and son Fall one by one fields of verdun
:) Theres no where to run Theres no where to hide I'll always find you You can't run And you can't hide I look creepy as fuck in the mirror and hella emo along with i look like an albino twig how the fuck do i fix this shit
when I asked my Biology teacher that, she gave me a lecture about "How the baby is already floating in a liquid" and thats when my faith in humanity dropped even more
Be sure to like this person's post, doubly so if you liked my similar post. Note to self: Look for posts before posting, because there will always be someone with the same idea. I salute you, human of culture.
Aged urine has a higher concentration of ammonia, which can bleach stuff. Ammonia also smells a lot. I'm guessing she's heard that urine can give her "white, smooth skin" or something, and she disconnected her brain afterwards.
I can read an analog clock just fine, but if you think about them they are fundamentally really, really, stupid. Like obviously they were a good idea when digital clocks didn’t exist, but now they server little purpose lol
@@tgt773 I wouldn't say they're entirely stupid, because they still hold some purpose as a learning tool. They're good for teaching about mechanics and establishing an initial logic for understanding things like relations in physics or cause and effect. Though admittedly, their functional use is becoming more and more redundant as technology advances.
A “Slave Play” is suppose to show the racism back when slaves were legal. Getting offended over its “racism” is like being offended that the sky is blue.
@@dictolory It says a lot about me that it took 5 days for me to remember who Barbra Streisand even was...I thought it was some song I'd never heard of.
@@DavidJoh That sign is probably in the intracoastal or lake/river, because there are no restrictions on speed in the ocean both places would be surrounded by land.
@@VoodooAngels That's what my elementary school did in grade 2 They *are* supposed to do that. That or your parents. But, apparently, one of my high school teachers did it with one sentence. Why did I learn this skill so late? . . . . . . . . . I don't wanna talk about it.
Damien I have been fricking exhausted and depressed the past couple weeks but every time I watch these videos and hear your laugh it boosts my will to live by 100. Thank you for being so frickin funny sir
9:23 gonna be honest, I myself have trouble interpreting analog clocks. Dunno what's up with that, I just know that I often need to stare at it for a solid few seconds just to figure out how I'm supposed to be looking at it.
9:25 Damien didn't even mention that the guy said 8:53 when the time was actually 7:53. It may have been a joke but it's funny to think that Damien can't read analogue clocks.
11:15 im guessing the stone was left to stop the car from rollin away and the driver forgot it and forced the stone and the car along without coming out to see wat was stopping it from driving properly
tbh them clocks are hard to see the exact time without having a reference(at first glance) I've always preferd the use of digital as i learnt 24 hour before 12 hour
Free Plus this clock is literally messed up. As pointed out in other comments if it is 7:53 it would be before the 8, not on it. If it is 8:53 the hand would be nearing the 9. The publisher is trying to trick the public, or very bad at doing anything.
"the irony that you post this on thanksgiving is amazing" A. they ran from Holland (who was really very accepting of them but they didn't want their kids to grow up around "sin" since it was a freer country than most at that time) after running from England(because it persecuted them) they did not run away from America, and B. they weren't the only ones to come here, all in all for those who know a lot about history that was fairly irritating to read
The fact that one of my best friends and another kid in my class could not read a clock is very upsetting. I legit lost faith in that friend after that. They’re argument, and I quote, “You don’t need to read a clock or know time as an artist.”
8:59 Hey, don't bother that guy, at least he's taking a space nobody was going to use instead of taking 2 spaces that somebody was gonna use.....plus cmon, everyone just leaves their carts in random places
'What's the problem with the rock in the road?' Damien, Damien, Damien. You answered your own question! ...unless I just got bent and am stupid dunce and have to go put on my dunce cap
Mom in 1920: "Oh no it's about to start storming soon tonight. Son: Mom why you gotta be a pleb and reference a video game thats not going to be out for another 97 years.. Mom: What's a video game??
Actually The windshield wiper one is fair I've seen delivery vans before where they painted the back windows in such a way that it has little dots all over that from the outside are hardly visible and make it look like a complete picture but from the inside because it's darker in the back of the van you can still see trough the window
I had a similar cat story as a kid. Got home to find him run over flat, in front of our house. We cried. My dad got a garbage bag and we went inside... Where our cat was waiting to greet us. He lived another 10 years
seeing all these things where kids aren't able to do simple things like read analog time and so forth rlly seems to show a lack of education on basic things (either by their parents or schools). saddens me :(
The pregnant swimming thing just messed with my head. Could you imagine if the vagina had to take a breath every now and then? What if it also had teeth?
Damien’s laugh could be a possible cure for the cancer that my late grandfather died from; but it could also make me feel better after my jaw operation.
Actually “Does getting shot hurt?” Is a fairly good question, because although it seems like the answer would be yes, most people report that you don’t always notice getting shot right after it happens because of the adrenaline rush from being shot, adrenaline being a great painkiller. I heard about a guy who was shot and he initially thought the people who did it missed until he feel over because bullet in leg makes running hard
Slava toin I know you’re joking but he wasn’t shot in the head he got shot in the chest four times Mark d chapman shot five times missed once what a fucking loser
6:30 they're both right. "International airports are usually larger than domestic airports and often feature longer runways and facilities to accommodate the heavier aircraft commonly used for international and intercontinental travel."
First aiders (in the uk at least) can be sued for using first aid to save a persons life without permission but can also be sued for knowing first aid but not helping
11:02 title is actually supposed to be “No, More Plastic”
r/technicallythetruth
2nd lol
3rd lol
@@EmKay hi my namien ain't damien thats for sure
Punctuation is everything
“Nowhere to run”
Gosh that sounds like a threat
Nah nah nah
Nowhere to run?
Nowhere to run father and son Fall one by one under the gun
They Will be done and the judgement has begun
Nowhere to run father and son Fall one by one fields of verdun
06:50 EmKay,listen to the old Glados equation from the known game
Comedy = tragedy + time
Now,to make it comedy we need to wait about 30 years
:)
Theres no where to run
Theres no where to hide
I'll always find you
You can't run
And you can't hide
I look creepy as fuck in the mirror and hella emo along with i look like an albino twig how the fuck do i fix this shit
No its a promise
“No running”
Looking at you, *Jesus*
R/whoosh
That pfp fits perfectly
@@paulcooper3722 how the fuck is that a whoooosh
gentlesmol bamn i was going to comment that
@@paulcooper3722 how??
If a pregnant woman goes swimming that makes her a submarine
when I asked my Biology teacher that, she gave me a lecture about "How the baby is already floating in a liquid" and thats when my faith in humanity dropped even more
YaBoiMayo ... really depends, are they above waterlogged caves? Is so... then she might have a point...
*Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?*
FBI: stay right where you are
A flesh submarine.
7:18
Damien: "They're just being ironic."
Humanity: "You underestimate my stupidity!"
so I’m guessing the “no running” sign is either for when the tide is low, or when their was an old dock/pier
Or for jesus
Lisa Henry
THAT COMMENT IS UNDERRATED LOL
I think they probably grabbed the wrong sign. They must have meant to put a no swimming but got it mixed up. It’s much less funny.
@@Kat704d I thought it was flooded, and thus the post doesn't belong here.
@@lisahenry20 underrated comment
0:40 Pick your fighter :
> London is my country
> England is my city
England is my country-
Nice one😂
Be sure to like this person's post, doubly so if you liked my similar post. Note to self: Look for posts before posting, because there will always be someone with the same idea. I salute you, human of culture.
That cat did die, its just hes on his 2nd life.
We do not know if that happened to it before, so...
He respawned
Bold of you to assume the other cat wasn't a decoy
He respawn
Hes actually now on his 9th life
damien: *WHEEEEEEEZE*
me: *WHEEEEEEZE*
damien: ahaha~
me: *CONFUSED WHEEZE*
Goggles Tigerkhan this is Emkay sorry I’m probably r/whoosh
@@dylanforsman450 r/emkay gold here i come
hi goggles, emkay hand here
how are you what are you up to today
@@penguinmaster7 ayyy you have a Twitter right? I remember seeing you on there. Subscribing because of consistency
Pee lady: "please i need some help here"
Me: Yes. Yes you do.
Aged urine has a higher concentration of ammonia, which can bleach stuff.
Ammonia also smells a lot.
I'm guessing she's heard that urine can give her "white, smooth skin" or something, and she disconnected her brain afterwards.
4:02 is the beginning of the longest, most defeated sigh I have ever heard in my lifetime.
0:47 Imagine just vibing as a cat and someone just ends up burying you alive
I actually can't take this comment serious with your name
@@LilDarkieTopic just placing hearts everywhere won't help you hitting your goal
@@purplebeast8353 Ok Giorno
1.The new Justin Y here
2. Chiaki Nanami best gamer girl, no one can tell me otherwise
Well, they do have 9 lives
"No running"
It's not a rule, it's an observation.
r/technicallythetruth
9:26 The irony of that comment being that the clock actually shows the time as 07.53
@Jason Raber uuuh ok? Kind seemed like it wasn't a joke (or at least not a good one) considering it's an easy enough mistake to make.
I can read an analog clock just fine, but if you think about them they are fundamentally really, really, stupid. Like obviously they were a good idea when digital clocks didn’t exist, but now they server little purpose lol
So i was right
I wonder if EmKay only liked this comment to cover his ass like he did recognize it while still recording lol
@@tgt773 I wouldn't say they're entirely stupid, because they still hold some purpose as a learning tool. They're good for teaching about mechanics and establishing an initial logic for understanding things like relations in physics or cause and effect.
Though admittedly, their functional use is becoming more and more redundant as technology advances.
A “Slave Play” is suppose to show the racism back when slaves were legal.
Getting offended over its “racism” is like being offended that the sky is blue.
Tom the Cat true dat
ah yes, the slavery here is made out of racism
yes like getting offended at To Kill a Mockingbird
yet most slavery was not based on race...
I just want someone named "Jerry the mouse" to come and argue with this
"Exotic Turtle"
Sir, are you scared of spiders? Spiders are arachnids.
SCORPIONS are arachnids, too.
that was actually a false scorpion
"No one can walk on water."
*smash cut to Jesus breakdancing on the Red Sea*
play Barba Streisand
@@dictolory Ocean Man
@@dictolory It says a lot about me that it took 5 days for me to remember who Barbra Streisand even was...I thought it was some song I'd never heard of.
@@spartanhawk7637 lol ok
I would pay to see that
EmKay: "No one can run on water"
Jesus: "Am i a joke to you?"
He never says this.
He does however say "I can assure you I am not from Bible-times," implying EXACTLY that he wasn't Jesus. You are an idiot.
@@GustavRex damn eat an ice cube, and chill out dude.
I can imagine jesus slipping above water and breaking his hip
Lancomepotatoes nah, dude was still stupid
@@GustavRex fam why u mad
"What country u from"
"London"
"Britain is my city"
When a boat is up on plane it is "running", so that sign makes perfect sense.
And here I was thinking about tides
As a boater this comment brings me immense relief, you could also say when a boat is on it’s running
Considering that it's facing toward the shore, nice try, but no.
@@DavidJoh That sign is probably in the intracoastal or lake/river, because there are no restrictions on speed in the ocean both places would be surrounded by land.
@@denilla8034 same
When I go to Florida ,every man,woman,child and alligator better sound like damien
Trust me, they do I've lived here for a couple years. xD
As a Floridian I can confirm that everyone sounds like Damien.
@@midbizkit yep
Thanks for the heart Damian .I appreciate it
I lived here all my life, and let me tell you, that's exactly how it is.
Schools: Don't teach kids how to read clocks
Also Schools: Remove clocks because students are too dumb to read them
Yung Bok Choy back in my day I was to dumb to learn how to read a clock
*NON VISIBLE CONFUSION*
Bruh it’s not the school fault you don’t how to read _clocks_
Schools aren't supposed to teach you that.
@@VoodooAngels That's what my elementary school did in grade 2
They *are* supposed to do that.
That or your parents.
But, apparently, one of my high school teachers did it with one sentence.
Why did I learn this skill so late? . . . . . . . . . I don't wanna talk about it.
There'll be nowhere to run if you go too deep into my woods and have an encounter with me
oh, bigfoot. ur so silly!!
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access Bro your’re everywhere i go
but i wanted to have a pizza party
“No Running”
Naruto: “Am I a Joke to you?”
Me: no but sadly you do not exist
(Photoshopers): NOW HE IS REAL
11:55
Upon getting a new phone once, I had to give my camera access to my camera.
Android am I right
Actually, this is so you can timestamp your photos. Like if you took a photo a year ago, it will show the date
@@jdog3609 if i dont give my camera access to my camera, i cant use the camera... so no, thats not what that permission is for
Damien Thomas oops I thought that said camera access to calendar lol. My bad
😃👍🏽
Thumbnail: *No Running*
Jesus: AH FRICK
XD
Damien I have been fricking exhausted and depressed the past couple weeks but every time I watch these videos and hear your laugh it boosts my will to live by 100. Thank you for being so frickin funny sir
THE NAMIEN IS DAMIEN
Go to Damien lee and watch r/facepalm from yesterday he said it
@@chemical_raccoon he said for us not to say it...
th-cam.com/video/rTQXmKc2dsw/w-d-xo.html
You all do realize he's just making a joke, right
@@iristhefox2298 Probably
“ no running”
Jesus: “like zoinks ar- are you challenging me?
One time my grandma argues with my mom about when my moms birthday was.
She also argued to my mom about when my birthday was.
Who was correct?
0:17
What do you mean that's a scorpion my pet turtle has always looked like that
♡
heart emoji
*boy do i have news for you*
the "fortnite reference" comment really makes you lose hope in humanity
you have to remember, these people will vote someday
I'm scared.
@@spencerhaveman4117 Me too bud, me too.
The point of a min age limit on voting is to give them a chance to grow up
FuNot FuMe some people never do
As long as they don't found a "FoRtNiTe PaRtY"
These are too much that my palm isn't enough for a Facepalm
So I used the Wall instead
Facewall?
I prefer facebook or facedick
Wall Time!!!!
It’s cute that you think that a wall is enough to cover the stupidity of humanity😂
@@weebboi9457 It doesn't. I allready broke 2
10:52 even funnier is it was posted the 22nd, AFTER the 13th...
9:23 gonna be honest, I myself have trouble interpreting analog clocks. Dunno what's up with that, I just know that I often need to stare at it for a solid few seconds just to figure out how I'm supposed to be looking at it.
Hey, at least you're not confidently incorrect like the person commenting.
Damien’s laugh sounds like a wholesome cough
Rare insults
I think
@@LilDarkieTopic you need 1000
It’s Emkay. Are they the same person sorry I’m new
Oof
R/RareInsults
*Aged Urine Rubs* ...
Today on Watch Mojo's Top 10 reasons to get a divorce!
I_Am_Dragoon wait until they try putting lit matches to make it smoke
The title is mildly infuriating why is there only ONE dot.
Ok
Always
Exactly
r/mildlyinfuriating
Huh what
9:25 Damien didn't even mention that the guy said 8:53 when the time was actually 7:53. It may have been a joke but it's funny to think that Damien can't read analogue clocks.
9:33 Random Cowbelly cameo
Brian Cull less likely can’t read the clock more that he didn’t take the time to read the clock.
@@levygaming3133 Surely, he must have asked himself why it was on r/facepalm and double-checked.
11:15 im guessing the stone was left to stop the car from rollin away and the driver forgot it and forced the stone and the car along without coming out to see wat was stopping it from driving properly
Q: Death row inmates, how long is your sentence for?
A: E T E R N I T Y
Michael Bachman death row inmates have a sentence that they need to serve before they may die.
“Nowhere to run”
Jesus: Are you challenging me?
When Damien didn't realize it wasn't actually 8:53 on the clock
tbh them clocks are hard to see the exact time without having a reference(at first glance)
I've always preferd the use of digital as i learnt 24 hour before 12 hour
Free Plus this clock is literally messed up. As pointed out in other comments if it is 7:53 it would be before the 8, not on it. If it is 8:53 the hand would be nearing the 9. The publisher is trying to trick the public, or very bad at doing anything.
12:58
That, my friend, should actually be on r/boneappletea.
"the irony that you post this on thanksgiving is amazing" A. they ran from Holland (who was really very accepting of them but they didn't want their kids to grow up around "sin" since it was a freer country than most at that time) after running from England(because it persecuted them) they did not run away from America, and B. they weren't the only ones to come here, all in all for those who know a lot about history that was fairly irritating to read
Literally crying over "Are u lack toast and told her aunt ?" 😂😂😂😂
*Sees sign in water saying no running*
*My genjustu:* :(
Isn't genjutsu the school of mental manipulation ninja skills?
Sad Jesus noises
“No running” how is anyone supposed to run?
*sonic quickly running on the water intensifies*
Terry just didn't like that cranberry sauce.
The fact that one of my best friends and another kid in my class could not read a clock is very upsetting. I legit lost faith in that friend after that.
They’re argument, and I quote,
“You don’t need to read a clock or know time as an artist.”
I’m just at school doing my work then Damian posts again:
*aw shit, here we go again*
That rock in the middle of the road looks like it was dragged there under a vehicle. You can see the skid marks on the road.
8:59
Hey, don't bother that guy, at least he's taking a space nobody was going to use instead of taking 2 spaces that somebody was gonna use.....plus cmon, everyone just leaves their carts in random places
Literally caving in my skull from so many face palms.
That guy that wants to print a GIF needs to ask Dr Eggman
"No running on water"
*God has joined the chat room*
4:46 that's *supposed* to be the joke, because he failed his physics exam, he doesn't know that plastic is an insulator. this is a facepalm for the op
"Lack toes in taller ant"
Ah yes, I am skilled in tech knowledge e.
Ngl, Terry had those thoughts waaaaay before the "toke", it just gave him the courage
The "My printer won't print gifs properly" guy is Patrick. Fitting.
I love when Damien goes " aH HA HA"
Same.
I am scared of it
@ajko lmaoo
I feel the need to point out, in Latin “during midday” is “per meridiem” so 12 PM could also mean 12 during midday
I saw a comment that said this, but I’m going to reinforce it.
**Remember, most of these people have cars and the right to vote.**
'What's the problem with the rock in the road?'
Damien, Damien, Damien. You answered your own question!
...unless I just got bent and am stupid dunce and have to go put on my dunce cap
Mom in 1920: "Oh no it's about to start storming soon tonight.
Son: Mom why you gotta be a pleb and reference a video game thats not going to be out for another 97 years..
Mom: What's a video game??
"no running"
no one on earth
jessus walks on water
everyone: wait thats illegal
No, walking's fine. As long as he doesn't run, he's not breaking any rules.
"No running"
jesus: there goes my plan for today
4:50 the person who posted it actually got woooshed lmao
he used a plastic fork cuz he doesnt know anything about physics which is why he failed
The Irony that you respond to something a a bit dumb with something completely moronic is amazing 6:20
“My printer won’t print GIFs.”
You know Harry Potter is fiction, right?
Actually
The windshield wiper one is fair
I've seen delivery vans before where they painted the back windows in such a way that it has little dots all over that from the outside are hardly visible and make it look like a complete picture but from the inside because it's darker in the back of the van you can still see trough the window
" Soiled it, soiled it." 😂
(13:05) There's a slight possibility that they only specialises in common car models, and not vans.
I had a similar cat story as a kid. Got home to find him run over flat, in front of our house. We cried. My dad got a garbage bag and we went inside... Where our cat was waiting to greet us. He lived another 10 years
seeing all these things where kids aren't able to do simple things like read analog time and so forth rlly seems to show a lack of education on basic things (either by their parents or schools). saddens me :(
I've never been shot but my dad has. Apparently, he could feel it hitting but the brain sorta cut out the pain so it actually didn't hurt
The pregnant swimming thing just messed with my head. Could you imagine if the vagina had to take a breath every now and then? What if it also had teeth?
Then "he f**ked me with a tooth brush" would make a lot of sense
There is actually a name for the teeth thing. It's called "vagina dentata"
@@pseudotaco a part of me what to google it to make sure, the other is utterly terrified of what I might see.
@@pseudotaco Really? I will never look at one the same again 😨
@@pseudotaco it's a myth though
You NEED to say 'My namien is Damien and it will always be the samien.'
did u just make a pun of the name and the word "same"?
Damien’s laugh could be a possible cure for the cancer that my late grandfather died from; but it could also make me feel better after my jaw operation.
Actually “Does getting shot hurt?” Is a fairly good question, because although it seems like the answer would be yes, most people report that you don’t always notice getting shot right after it happens because of the adrenaline rush from being shot, adrenaline being a great painkiller. I heard about a guy who was shot and he initially thought the people who did it missed until he feel over because bullet in leg makes running hard
Umm... I have a family member who did this last name Vickers but they never had a cat named Tom...
Oreo Cookie ik but it’s weird the same thing and same name it’s just a funny coincidence
10:31 1.thats a blood rage reference and 2. I only know that cause dead meat and 3. It’s not cranberry sauce Archie
3:27, ew, natural fox repellent.
9:30 That's sad,I kinda enjoy reading analogue clocks
The irony of the people who are supposed to teach kids taking down analog clocks cause they didn’t show kids how to read analog clocks is astounding
Not gonna lie he got me at 3:41
Why can’t schools just teach students on how to use a clock?
You mean do something worth while? Why would they want to do that?
Good point
The no running is for when the tide goes out
Jamesminicooper r/woooosh
Sophia Torres bruh you just got double woooshed ...
Jamesminicooper >:,(((
Sophia Torres how does it feel to be the loser ;)
I've been subscribed for a while and can I just say, I love the outro music. It's catchy.
*Allow calendar to access your calendar?*
"Ah, jeez, idk, what's it gonna do? Calendar stuff?"
That sent me 💀
“No running” sign on the water.
What the hell happened here?
jesus was running on the water, and they had enough
8:32 yeah, he ate lead.
Slava toin
I know you’re joking but he wasn’t shot in the head he got shot in the chest four times
Mark d chapman shot five times missed once what a fucking loser
0:33
what the hell damien
6:30 they're both right. "International airports are usually larger than domestic airports and often feature longer runways and facilities to accommodate the heavier aircraft commonly used for international and intercontinental travel."
3:33 I thought that was the end and instantly skipped to the next video, but saw right as i was skipping that it still had 10 minutes left
3:19 aren't those one way windows?
If so r/woooosh
Yes
Title:
Weebs: *Check this out.*
@Shrek is disappointed in your Recent actions Because ninjas can run on water
"the Norway flag" bruh. The norwegian flag.
The Norway flag. The flag of Norway.
@@lunalgaleo1991 "The flag of Norway" and "The norwegian flag" are both more gramatically correct than "The Norway flag"
@@NickAsNickName True, but my point is, it's technically neither right nor wrong to call it the Norway flag.
0:25 "No running"
EmKay: but there's nowhere to run
Asian's: are you sure about that boi
First aiders (in the uk at least) can be sued for using first aid to save a persons life without permission but can also be sued for knowing first aid but not helping