r/Crappyoffbrands | just spread it
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I'm so glad Lexi is here to teach us the lore of off-brand convenience stores 🙏🏻💕
126 likes pinned and no reply let me fix that.
hello
I made that post 14:25
@@BK_Isiah you're famous now bro
@@EmKay O
There is a British company called Hornby that makes model trains. They did make a Thomas engine, and not only can the face be taken off, but it is interchangeable with the firebox front panel on Hornby's LB&SCR E2 engine (the model engine that Thomas was based on in the first place).
I think if you ask a model train enthusiast, they would probably imagine the personality follows the face.
Wow, that is actually really cool
5:17 It isn’t even a Nerf gun, but a “projector gun” which seems to actual project an image.
I do agree it would be awesome done in brass and dark wood colors to make it steampunk.
I gotta admire the designers of those offbrands for thinking about such hilarious and memorable names.
Yo
At first I thought ur pfp was conan with a lesbian flag background, but I think it's just a pink background and I'm just too tired to see right.
You again
4:47 This Dicern DVD is enhanced with Dicern FastPlay. Your movie and a selection of Bonus Features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. FastPlay will begin in a moment.
Nice one, mate.
"I do not have room for anymore Nerf guns"
I was under the impression that only I had that issue. Glad to see Lexi shares my struggles
I also have that issue. Not quite enough space at my parents house or my apartment. But I still keep getting more, because I love Nerf guns, and I want to have a full arsenal of Nerf guns.
Ofcourse. We must be ready for the inevitable nerf war
lmaooo same bruh
But do you you have a heavily modified NERF Rival blaster that holds 1800 rounds, and can fire up to 18 rounds per second? Because I do.
5:19 That implies Lexi has not only multiple, but too many nerf guns.
9:55 ...A bandicoot, Lexie, he's a bandicoot. XD
An infernal b-b-b-b-b-bbbb-bb-b-b-bandicoot!
16:37 loved when encanto said "its encanting time" and encated all over the place
The best part
5:04
"Hey wanna play some fefa later?"
"Oh sure, ready to kick some ball?"
"no... I meant fefa" *shows the toy*
10:09 Pokemon is actually Pocket Monsters over in Japan. They had to change it to Pokemon for western release because it was too similar to the trademarked "Monster in My Pocket." The more ya know
Yep. Here in Japan it's usually referred to as "Pocket Monsters" in writing, but when spoken it's normally called "pokemon." It's not really a Pokemon specific thing. In Japanese we often abbreviate things this way. We call smart phones "smapho", personal computer is "persocon", electric guitar is "elegui", and so on. I don't think the name Pokémon has anything to do with "Monster in My Pocket" because the abbreviation is already used from the very first episode of the Japanese animated series from 1997, which I believe is made before any Pokémon title was released in the west. Perhaps they chose to use the abbreviation rather than the full name for that reason, but it was already called pokemon in Japan.
1:21 Regarding GoNutt
GoNutt is one of those brands of hazelnut spread that I see as an alternative to Nutella. I occasionally see this brand at Dali Everyday Grocery in the Philippines.
Dali Everyday Grocery offers many products, wich are also "off-brands", such as "Fave".
Dali Everyday Grocery products have a barcode around it, and it is the case for the GoNutt.
I am suprised that a certain off-brand sold in the Philippines had made its way into an EmKay video (and even its thumbnail!) Thank you EmKay for supporting the Philippines.
Hazelnut spread is my favourite knock off lol it's better than the original
I love gonutt, I remember when dali first opened in my neighborhood and people were lowkey hoarding gonutt
4:28 Even worse is that they straight up stole a Lego set (Set 41164 Enchanted Treehouse for those wondering), which is something that got Lepin sued and shut down.
2:26 “gre-gory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us gre-gory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus. But I know you can do it gre-gory”
9:00 fun fact: in my local store they are actually selling this. Also they are selling "street" (an offbrand of sprite) and "coolcola" (you get what it is)
"The Tempered Birds"
"The infuriated avians"
"The easily irritable descendants of the dinosaurs"
You know it's a lexi video when the comments are filled with Lexi love
16:37 reminds me of a show my local ballet academy did some 3 years ago. It was Disney themed and one of the dances was Brave, but they just called Merida "Brave" (like Princess Brave) for no reason other than to show that they clearly didn't research
0:27 It's definitely musical chairs. Duck duck goose you only have at most 2 people standing.
This is hilarious! BTW, the Russian text above the Alex the Lion/Turtle abomination reads: MADAGASCAR: positive screen… What the heck? LOL
0:57 *L I G H T I N G M A C Q U E E N H E R E*
A N D I U S E R U S T E Z E M E D I C A T E D B U M P E R O I N T M E N T N E W R E A R - E N D F O R M U L A
14:43 the BFDI mouth strikes again
9:42 Aaaah so that's what he did during the time when the franchise took a break.
And Crash Bandicoot is, as shocking as it may sound... a BANDICOOT, not a fox or a dog, a Bandicoot.
The bullsheet of Madagascar is using the cirilic alphabet, used at the Russian Language, and it says Madagascar - Tsentr Pozitiva, which can be roughly translated as "madagascar positivity center"
Ok fun fact "Nut Master" is real and it's not photoshopped. If you go to any Turkish discount market, you'll probably see that thing on shelves.
Can back this up as I have also seen it through at a international market here in the US in the European section
It would be funny to have a random quote from the video at the end.
I will start first in the hope of a new tradition:
“Gonutt: Just spread it!”
0:45 the way she says "Mater?!" followed by the zoom in has me laughing so hard
Everytime I hear Robin, I think he's my favorite. Then I hear Jack, and think he's my favorite. Then I hear Lexi, and think she's my favorite. Bottom line? I love them all (But I do wish they'd use Lexi more. She's always a treat for the ears.)
@Monke 1. No she's not. 2. That's a problem, how?
I kinda miss Damien
@Monke honestly respect to you for respecting her gender identity tbh
you were a bit confused at the start but you eventually figured it out, so good on you!
@Monke Hey, thanks for correcting yourself :)
@@katiecurbow7086 honestly.... same
Cheese Tasters look like they're from Marks and Spencers, which is a british store. it's not a rip off, it's own-brand. the branded version would be Wotsits. all our supermarkets do that and it's usually a cheaper alternative to branded items, but M&S just don't offer branded stuff. I went into our local one last week and they've even gotten rid of the smaller (150ML?) bottles of Coke.
The “cheese tasters” come from M&S, a generally higher-end chain of stores in the UK. Their shtick is that 99% of their food is own brand. The reason the description seems so weird is because all the food is labelled like that to make it seem fancier or better than it actually is.
High-end? Bro it's just overpriced that's it, it's not good quality that's just the branding they coined but can't live up to. Straight up saw one, literally just one, boiled egg and a miserable piece of lettuce in a plastic pot for £6 there💀
(This was a one off thing, I don't regularly go to M&S)
tbh even when m&s tries allergies they skip over everything and everyone but vegans and vegetarians so being gluten free ( unable to eat wheat barley etc etc) so i get left with a damn egg and cress sandwhich
Aldi Also Does The 99% Of Their Own Brand Thing
According to my friend who has a hobby of learning about linguistics and the phonetic alphabet, the first word at 05:42 actually does mean Madagascar
Madagascar - positivity center. Yes, it barely makes sense in russian too.
@@1_GigaWaffle clearly this is right translate
“Whatever the hell he is”
Yeah, I wonder what Crash BANDICOOT is. The world may never know.
It's obviously a panda like that sonic character
i was trying to see if anyone else caught that aksjdh
"just spread it"
a quote to live by
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✌️ ☮️ 🕊 🏳️
Apart from being interrupted once or twice, I've probably never laughed so much for so long for a long time!
Lexi's awesome like that
The white figure next to Superman is one of Ben 10's aliens "Echo-Echo" who's power is to make echoey sounds to stun enemies.
Unfortunately that nutmaster one isn’t photoshop, it’s a legit brand here in Turkey 😂
If that one's legit then they did a good job of fucking up the text curvature...
Ah yes, Turkey, hone of the greatest off brands, like that one oreo clone...
There is also a brand called Master Nut that sells packaged nuts. I don’t know how to feel about it 😅
Doth thou enjoyith the Nut Master?
“Boy deformation” sounds like something a priest would do
Knock Off Companies: Alright, we need a word to replace Transformers.
Coworker no. 1: AutoBots?
Coworker no. 2: Shapeshifters?
No...
Coworker no. 3: Deformations?
YES
at 7:35 the writing in the box is french and it mean "funding box 'les manettes' " by how it's written I guess that 'Les manettes' is the name of a school and more likely a primary school which means that these are drawing just to give a more childish look and not to "scam" parents or children
"It looks like Duke Nukem got- eaten by a Jeep-" - Lexi, Emkay
I laughed at that
@@linainverse9369 yippie!
@@Naritarance Lexi is pretty hilarious though, she makes me laugh more than the other two
3:54 fun fact: "justice buster" is the name of a ironman style suit that batman owns thats designed to defeat the justice league if they were to ever go rogue.
17:24 i do believe that by "beast boy" they mean beauty and the beast's beast but as a boy.. not the teen titan beast boy.
So glad to hear Lexi again. They need to get her doing more.
frr
him*
@MinecraftGod Lexi is a woman lol
@@littlewolfyzapling8810 Yeahh, no. That is clearly a dude.
@@minecraftgod5066shes trans, sorry for the necropost
Lexi makes EmKay great like the other members of the team! Y’all rock! Go EmKay go❤🎉
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Still waiting for a new episode of „lexi squealing at cute puppies“ aka r/aww
1:49 reminds me of a school paper we had for whatever, and they literally had Rarity with red glasses on to make her look like a teacher 😆
Pretty sure Rarity does wear red Cats eye glasses in Suited for Success, when she's actually making outfits and such. So the just... took an official vector then.
17:25 "beast boy" it's beauty and the beast 😂 she was so upset lol
*she
@@maissie fixed the typo
Loved the Happy Porter series
My favorite was Happy Porter and cup of combustion
0:40 the white thing is Echo Echo from Ben 10
6:06 literally choked on cigarette smoke trying to laugh 😭🔥
Thomas is probably gonna sue his knockoffs for the glory of what Sodor used to be.
11:19 "Peppa loves eating countries!"
*Cuts to everyone else also eating countries*
_"Everyone loves eating countries"_
Peppa loves jumping in "muddy puddles!" (shows peppa stomping on the earth making it explode)
@@forkalamari6093 She just squishes it like a grape lol
@@-themightymittens- "Peppa loves eating grapes." "Mummy, this one is crunchy!" "Peppa, no!" "Oh dear. Peppa has eaten the earth." (it's that sad slide whistle thingy in Peppa Pig)
@@forkalamari6093 lol
I didn't know I needed "Duke Nukem eaten by a Jeep" xD
0:21 This is known as "Reise nach Jerusalem" (Travelling/Journey to Jerusalem). 8 people walk around 7 chairs. On command everybody needs to sit down. Last person standing (without a seat) is eliminated. Then another chair is removed until 1 chair stands. First person sitting is the winner.
13:49 Nah, it’s a scam of the Mystery Bags you can get for Roblox figurines. Each one has a code to get in-game cosmetics.
8:30 actualy this movie (if remeber correctly) came out before the emoji movie.
Yes and no, this did come before the emoji movie, but it isn't a movie it's actually a series
This was made in Russia.
I think
Love how often you guys post. Keep going!
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@@somemonkeythingfrombjsofal4654 nah I'm real
Lexi please never change, you are a treasure
"As much pizza as whatever he is can eat"
He... He's a Bandicoot...
14:40 Not the BFDI mouth SpongeBob 💀
17:36
Not to mention Gran Turismo, which is a racing simulator.
0:38 it's echo echo...
My disappointment is unmeasureable and my day is ruined
That thing has 3 Bens and 3 of his aliens. Echo Echo, XLR8, and Humungosaur.
I just KNEW Lexi would be narrating this 💚
I started out watching GioFilms for reddit videos before he stopped making videos and I came to emkay. the offbrand thing seemed to be his signature subreddit to review. This video brought back memories.
I stopped watching gio before he quit but honestly it was kinda sad. Hope he's doing well lol he was funny
8:23 for the people interested deel is dutch for part.
5:40 The Alex Turtle is saying “MADAGASCAR - The Center of Positivity!” in Russian!
THAT WINNIE THE POOH BLANKET!! i worked at a vets office that took blanket donations sometimes and we had that exact one!!! his name was Winfred the Shit
15:08 I think it's a Kroger-sold soda. NOT SURE.
...
Dr.Dynamite sounds like the name of a 1980's Metal song.
8:40 reminds me of how my town has 5 separate barbers. How are they all still in business at the same time? (one is barber + nails, but whatever) And two of them are literally across the street from eachother.
Yes, I love my dark of … dark of the moon toy?? 😂
The movie at 8:26 is actually a Russian movie, «Колобанга». I instantly recognized it as I am Russian. It actually came out before the emoji movie did (it came out in 2015, while the emoji movie came out in 2017). This version changed the @ dog (on Russian @ is pronounced «собака», and it also means dog) to a cat. I know it is not a different movie as the designs of the 2 characters are identical to that movie’s.
Green chickens is what you get if you hatch your green eggs instead of cooking them with green ham.
I have some Japanese Pokemon cards as well. It says Pocket Monsters, because that's what Pokemon is an abbreviation for. Pocket(Poke) Monsters(Mon). If you wanted to be more accurate to how they'd write and say it in Japanese you could type Poketto Monsutas. Japanese doesn't have "C's" the "St" sound, words that end in a single "T", and their "R's" don't sound like "R's" so they opt for the "ah" sound instead, thus "tas."
Day 13 of asking for Kenny to read the memes
I second this
I third this
And have Robin Lexi and Jack edit it
Day 69,420 of asking people to stop asking (joke you do you)
yep
6:46 No, it probably isn't. I had peanut butter with almost exact same wrapper. Yellow background, same font. Same overall design, down to red thing with text over nuts and % of nut content in the same place. I could drop you a photo if you want) 11:55 that top pizza kinda looks like it said WRAAAAAAGH!!!! a lot when it was still alive. 13:22 oh no, there are plenty of these here in Ukraine. Right about when brony fandom stared collapsing, all these ripoffs surfaced. My lovely horse, Happy Horses, My Tiny Horse, Lovely Pony and yeah, this one too. No one bought them really, and plenty are still on the shelves in small stores. Don't have a photo on hand, but probably could find some in the wild.
Fun fact: Nut master is real and its sold in Turkey. Its quite popular too
17:35 - The fact that Gran Turismo, a PlayStation racing game series, is in the name just completes it
At the subday logo there is another Russian message "sendvitschi salati polli" which can be roughly translated as "sandwhich salad chicken"
nope, that last one's rolli, which is rolls. polli does not mean chicken; in fact, it does not mean anything.
@@comradewindowsill4253 thank you for your help, I'm a beginner at the studies of the Russian Language and I still need to improve more until I can make some basic conversation without using translators.
@@henriquehartmannleite6697 good luck then, I can imagine it takes a while to adapt to a whole new writing system. just keep in mind- Russian P always looks like a П. very similar to greek pi.
@@comradewindowsill4253 yeah, part of the Russian Language comes from the greek alphabet, that takes more time to make the associations.
I’m gonna say it. Lexi is the best narrator.
The mock busters add strategically deployed to prevent Emkay from going to their subreddit
5:47 it roughly translates to - MADAGASCAR , center of positiveness
*Aggravated Avians* would make a kick-ass sequel to Hitchcock’s *The Birds*
15:36
"That's why bigger pieces are better for crappy off brands."
Umm, I don't know Lexi. Remember Legos attempt in Lego Dimensions, making Knight Rider and KITT looked like something out of an off-brand mario kart, because Lego couldn't even bother to take the fans designs into question. Seriously, Playmobil actually made it BETTER THAN LEGO!
I saw a knockoff transformers toy at a store that was called "Henshin" and the box said "The ultimate cool upgrade" "Transfiguration" and "Henshin666"
0:50
Ben 10 to the 5th actually.
14:21 the acliclas is just replacing the d's with cl's because those letters combined look like a d
5:51 honestly the best part
Did i mishear, or did Lexi just call a bat a bird? 2:58
My grandma used to get off-brand cheese puffs that she made us eat out of a bowl with a little wooden toothpick (and only have about four or five) because they were "fancy."
Could you please explain the "used to" part?
Why is this so funny to me 😭
1:33 yes actually you can remove the face from the engines in Thomas
Maybe the donkey brains were the friends we made along the way
I thought the cheese tasters were cheese tater tots and got excited
As an ohioan, we can confirm that we eat the famous ohio sandwich cookie
Y u m
Most normal cookie enjoyer in ohio💀
Its december now. You can all use gonutt™ on your bread now. 😏
tbf Duke Nukem looks like the guy who would drive a Jeep regardless of situations.
7:49 I like Mega Man as a rat.
Quick reminder: Oreo is an off brand itself, one that's more popular than the original, but an off brand non the less.
Crash Bandicoot's pizza now introducing: THE NEOBUSTER! Complete with deep fried wumpa fruit .
Never thought I'd utter THAT sentence but here ya go I guess...
5:41
yep, it's that guy right there officer
"madagascar - positive center'' II " madagaskar - chentr positiva"
9:37 Hy-Vee is a mostly-Midwestern grocery chain, so Panburger Partner is exactly like Great Value Twist & Shout sandwich cookies: it's the store brand equivalent of a more widely known product. I've never had Panburger Partner, but Hy-Vee's store brand soda is pretty good, so I'd guess these are also likely fairly solid.
There's a shit ton of these ripoff products from where I live and it causes me physical cringe, and disappointment too
Lexi made me cry laughing at that GTA post😂😂😂