[ Edit, so people stop commenting about this: I KNOW WHO MATT ROSE IS. *I WATCH HIS VIDEOS ALREADY.* ] People actually reading the incomprehensible gibberish out loud with even a roughly faithful pronunciation never fails to make me cackle like a schizophrenic witch. Bonus cackling if they read it in one go without breaking pace.
I love the narrators way of reading -Robin sometimes gives up, but is really good -Damien reads perfectly -Lexi reads Lexi. I will not elaborate further. -Jack IS the stroke
The fact that at times Damien could just casually say gibberish without any hiccups, is both fascinating and also, terrifying. What powers does he possess?!! Robin's absolutely the same. He's the other one. WOW.
@@sweat_coffee_bean8781 Is way? Out your pasta crap when your home and your family get together and you get to eat it all up in the oven with your friends and then you
I just wanna say, the text at 1:25:18 makes perfect sense IF you parse things a bit: "Are you doing chemistry homework? I don't know the chemical reaction for making H2O. It'll be easy once we study this chapter! Text me later with the answer, okay? Thanks."
Love how the German below "the entrance is not allowed in swimsuit" says litrally the same in German making as much sense as the English one XD. They managed to translate the nonsensical English phrase perfectly into German yet it still doesn't mean anything. Curious what language they translated this from originally
I don't know what they translated it from, but it does make sense to me. It's still WRONG, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "You are not allowed to enter when wearing (just) a swimsuit."
I think it's from french, it made sense to me at first and I was wondering why it was in this video XD. I translated the sentence with Google traduction, i obtain the same phrase. Most french people aren't really good in englis so i don't find this surprising... (Sorry for my terrible english btw)
2:24 Just realizing that this isn't gibberish but Jamaican Creole lmao. It basically means people who want it won't get it and the people that get it don't want it. 💀💀
49:21 has the same energy as " have you ever had a dream when you you when you when you you when you when when you when when you you when you you when"
And that is the only thing that I have never seen so far is that I have no textures and no one is a good thing for s hat to make a great deal for hat and the other is the game sees the game sees the game sees the same as the same as the one left in his head for a few days he was going on the shd d j ahuddbiuh sdbduc8gwebdgu gbsdc bgy7sdddwdcbg7uwdd ;^_7#$'÷xsxgbsyuawsduygccdwsugycbwuvsydgcyugvdsygubuygwcdbdeugy
i remember one time me and my friends were dying laughing at our one friend who tried for about 10 whole minutes to type a word. her autocorrect was out for her, she was so mad at us for laughing. the word was oil. we just watched her type variations of it for 10 minutes, and she got increasingly mad each time it was incorrect.
6:28 this one still doesn't make sense, even if you try to flip it around ("It doesn't take a pro poker player to know every KING needs at... his QUEEN")
6:25 For those that wanna know what it's supposed to say, it's meant to say _"It doesn't take a pro poker player to know every king needs his queen at..."_ but it seems that it was misarranged on purpose for the meme. Just for those who don't know.
Just because an article in this video was spreading misinformation: Disabled is not a bad word. The *disability* activist community is generally appalled by attempts to erase disability as a concept with offensive and blatant euphemisms like "differently abled."
1:16 has to be the funniest of all. Even after he says "wrong number", the stranger refuses to believe and spams the word "I'm bringing chili", truly silly.
Let me clarify 5:33 for those of you who don't understand. "Is" is just "just is" without "just". That wasn't an r/ihadastroke moment, that was a moment of someone not using quotation marks when they should have.
@@javarafi6 Actually I seem to have made a mistake in my first comment putting quotations around the second is instead of the first because it's a comment not a question. Correcting that now
@@Goddess_Of_Love_And_Beauty Actually it turns put we were both wrong because it's a comment not a question because there is no question mark. I corrected my comment above
damien's first part sounds like google translate when you type random letters, starts off weird then ends with a seizure (if they weren't having one at the start, somehow) and goes word by word (if those letter combined are actually considered words)
guys the message at 2:17 is in Jamaican creole and it basically means "the people that want things, are not able to get them and the people that have things don't want them"
If you're going into this game temperature then you'll probably lose. But that doesn't really mean anything is my way around! You guys don't know that much more hunters would come up. Edit! I know the exact number in this post to post on what I'm looking into is basically my last time of the map. But it's orders on a different page for many years or too much. Just spammed autocorrect word suggestions in a paragraph-
@hieroglyphics There's multiple narrators on the channel, there's Damien (Who left), there's Zack/Zach (Who also left), there's Slazo (The official owner of Emkay and the first narrator), and then there's the current narrators, Robin, Lexi and Jack. This video features a few of them, being a compilation of all the previous videos on this one specific subreddit, mainly Damien an Robin, as well as a bit of Jack and Lexi.
Did you know? If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot, the boiling pot water steam spoon wood.
At 2:24 "Wanti Wanti cyan get I', getti getti no want I" is actually coherent. It was just pronounces incorrectly understandably so because it is a Jamaican (St. Vincent, Guyanese, ect) saying with 2 meanings being either: A person (mostly a child in this situation) would see something sparkly, new or shiny and would want it desperately but cant get it ("Wanti Wanti cyan get I'...). However, when said person(or child) get this thing they no longer want it and shortly disregard it after quickly getting bored (... getti getti no want I") n . or "Someone may want to have something desperately that another person may have but cant get it, while a there person that has said thing doesn't even want it"
I made a storyline out of Im Bringing Chili. Here it is! PERSON ONE: Im bringing chili. Im bringing chili. Im bringing chili. PERSON TWO: Um, you have the wrong numbe- PERSON ONE: [in a violent tone] IM BRINGING CHILI! *_IM BRING CHILI!!!_* PERSON TWO: Woah woah, calm down ma- DOORBELL: Ding dong, ding dong! PERSON TWO: wait, whos at my door? PERSON ONE: i have brought the chili. PERSON TWO: Wait, how did you get to my house!? PERSON ONE: the chili. PERSON TWO: HOW DOES THAT- Wait... [Person One is confused] PERSON TWO: What kind of chili is this, dorkhead? This is literally just mashed peppers at this point. PERSON ONE: [after 3 seconds of silence, throws boiling hot chili at Person Two's face] PERSON TWO: OOOOW! MY FACE! I CANT SEE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? PERSON ONE: chili. PERSON TWO: [punches Person Two in the neck, but was trying to get the head] PERSON ONE: ...the chili shall rise. PERSON TWO: ..Wait, what? PERSON ONE: THE CHILI... PERSON TWO: What is happening!? PERSON ONE: S H A L L . . . PERSON TWO: Oh god, this is terrifying! WHAT IS GOING ON- PIZZA MAN: Hey, did somebody ord- PERSON ONE: RIIIIIIIIISE!!! [A meteor shower begins, but the meteors are actually huge balls of chili] PERSON TWO: What the hell is going on!? [A chili ball hits the pizza man, causing him to melt] PIZZA MAN: This is really awkw-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PERSON TWO: Dude, you just killed that guy! Why are you doi- [A chili ball causes the house to set on fire, and it spreads across the world.] PERSON ONE: the chili has won. PERSON TWO: How is this even possi- [The atmosphere has so much chili in it, that the sky catches fire and everybody dies.] THE END I will call this 'The Calling Of Chili'. Note that the sky catching fire is a SCIENTIFIC POSSIBILITY, just not by flying chili balls.
8:07 "You have to cry to live, stand up and a war will be over. We will be too tired to appreciate life. Didn't ask to be born, so let me live my way. Dreams are like stars. If you look up, they are always there."
i love this series it is litrally my favorite. 5 minutes in and i have not been able to chew on my food because i have "hard laughed" like 10 times edit 8 months later, i havent watched this in a while but IM BAAACKK and this js still funny asf.
An hour and a half of EmKay making stupid noises. Time well wasted! Had me in hysterics.
I agree
me when 3am (fr im watching at 248am)
omg youtube gold right here
@@funded. yo....Chill out.... (is currently 3:17am)
lol yew thay is funnyecppl godjob for the nrratirs
[ Edit, so people stop commenting about this: I KNOW WHO MATT ROSE IS. *I WATCH HIS VIDEOS ALREADY.* ]
People actually reading the incomprehensible gibberish out loud with even a roughly faithful pronunciation never fails to make me cackle like a schizophrenic witch. Bonus cackling if they read it in one go without breaking pace.
yeah
This is not a weird insult but a weird compliment
r/brandnewsentence
*im stealing that*
Yes.
I love the narrators way of reading
-Robin sometimes gives up, but is really good
-Damien reads perfectly
-Lexi reads Lexi. I will not elaborate further.
-Jack IS the stroke
Yes.
r/newsentence
Fr
fr lmfao
i havent seen jack read yet.
The fact that at times Damien could just casually say gibberish without any hiccups, is both fascinating and also, terrifying. What powers does he possess?!! Robin's absolutely the same. He's the other one. WOW.
Trew soy thos withot stoke
It's his calling!
Clearly you haven't met Matt Rose yet
COOL CUD
FANG
SWEAT POO
U HACK
STANK LOVE
*H O L E*
@@edwardclark6731 Nice
I made this my ringtone so whenever I get a call… "WANTI WANTI CYAN GET I’, GETTI GETTI NO WANT I’! WANTI WANTI CYAN GET I’, GETTI GETTI NO WANT I’!"
WANTI WANTI CYAN GET I’ GETTI GETTI NO WANT I’!!
@@Sewn_Doll *Picks up phone* "Hello?"
@@Sleepingcatgaming191 “hello. I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
@@Sewn_Doll "Oh, really?"
@@Sleepingcatgaming191 *comes in from other room* "Hang up, it's probably a scam.
We need a 10 hour loop of Damien saying "I'm bringing chili."
petition
Yes
Or of Wanti wanti cyan
Yes we do. It woudk listegne to it evru day.
I am watching this toomuchs
I'm to lazy to fix this
@@lacyomsberg1235 get I', getti getti
God I love "I'm bringing chili" it just progresses into a sadistic, satanic chant in such short order
no
Wanti Wanti cyan, get i', getti getti , no want i
im bringing chili
im bringing chili
im bringing chili
Gonna set this bookmarker for my favorite parts-
0:00 - This is Game.
1:15 - I’m Bringing Chili.
IM BRINGING CHILI!
I’M BRING CHILI
I'M BRINGING CHILI
did you know:
IM BRINGING CHILI 🔥
Did you mean:
IM BRINGING CHILI?
The way Damien can fully quote The Scout at 37:45 without skipping a beat is insane
As the wise Uncle Dane one said, everyone has to memorise the dialogue of Meet The Scout before bed.
bonk
R/IHADASTROKE
38:04
@@The.Dinks. I'm a force of nature. If you was from where I was from? You'd be fucking dead.
Ihadastroke being the funniest subreddit to me is proof is that my humor is fucked up
I’m bring chili
@@MpanzuSolos lmao
I always say my phone/computer is drunk in these situations xDD
@@MpanzuSolos I'm bringing chili
r/engrish makes me laugh until i have to pee
As a dyslexic person, this subreddit is so fun seeing other trying to scramble the words, like I have to do that daily just with letters
Diddo
Wait of you're dyslexic does the mess on the subreddit seem readable to you. I'm genuinely curious
@@pencilcase8068 kinda but I can usually figure it out after a little while. I'm minorly dyslexic not really to where it's impossible to read =]
Wait I read that wrong lol
@@sweat_coffee_bean8781 Is way? Out your pasta crap when your home and your family get together and you get to eat it all up in the oven with your friends and then you
I just wanna say, the text at 1:25:18 makes perfect sense IF you parse things a bit:
"Are you doing chemistry homework? I don't know the chemical reaction for making H2O. It'll be easy once we study this chapter! Text me later with the answer, okay? Thanks."
Spelling and punctuation are optional nowadays. Yes, you are right, but I think you meant "pause" xx
Love how the German below "the entrance is not allowed in swimsuit" says litrally the same in German making as much sense as the English one XD. They managed to translate the nonsensical English phrase perfectly into German yet it still doesn't mean anything. Curious what language they translated this from originally
I don't know what they translated it from, but it does make sense to me. It's still WRONG, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "You are not allowed to enter when wearing (just) a swimsuit."
I think it's from french, it made sense to me at first and I was wondering why it was in this video XD. I translated the sentence with Google traduction, i obtain the same phrase. Most french people aren't really good in englis so i don't find this surprising... (Sorry for my terrible english btw)
@@erebebugue6122 "google traduction" I'm sorry what
@@H128 Translation in French is traduction. It's similar in other Romance languages, so I've seen it used before by others.
anyone ever noticed that Germans always have to let everyone know that they're German and/or understand anything German in any video?
17:57 The way Robin narrates the whole thing has me literally pissing myself with laughter, and the gasp at the end as well
o k a y 👍
1:29 i think hes bringing chili guys
You sure though???
How did you know?
Im not sure but if you say so
I'm not sure... Source?
Nah I don't think so
Gotta love how Damien remembered "I'll grind you like cheese" and mentioned it in another video.
I had a stroke is my favorite subreddit
Flex seal
me the when a was
One time I said Bebb in front of my grandma I was trying to say bee.
*I stroke has a is favourite have mine soup reddit
Same
Emkay:
Damien: the funny one
Robin: voices in Suction Cup Man
Lexi: the only female
Jack: Jack
Slazo: newest to me
Zach- wait who is he?
WHO IS SLAZO!?
@@Sonic.exe_uwu666literally the person who made emkay
Yes
Jack is Jack
Hearing Damien saying *"ENGLISH IS GOOD VERY"* Like a MeatCanyon character is probably the best thing in the world
no
@@CampfireStalker wgy
@@CampfireStalker why
@@Potatoes482 *wgy
@@PearllDoubleL gwy*
1:19 I need this as my ringtone
2:24 Just realizing that this isn't gibberish but Jamaican Creole lmao. It basically means people who want it won't get it and the people that get it don't want it. 💀💀
As a Jamaican I'm so happy at least someone understands! that was funny as hell
30
the fact that Damien can pronounce all of those sounds without dying is admirable
very
Ikr
I'm bringing chili
Do yours wetc hull bide to o
5:57
Don't worry, he's just singing the German version
In a Scottish accent
"Wrong number, dude"
"Doesn't matter, I will hunt you down, I will find you, and you will eat the damn chili!"
The thing that got me the hardest wasn’t even the subreddit itself, it was the censor sounds at 59:23 that got me rolling rofl
FUHHHHHK
r/ihadastroke
Stop drop and roll
AAAAA-
dude same
1:25 you can't say no to him. The more you say no, The more chilli he brings.
49:21 has the same energy as
" have you ever had a dream when you you when you when you you when you when when you when when you you when you you when"
The "Kentucky Fried Kurczak" made me laugh to the point I was in tears.
12:10 tha random "G to the power if seven" killed me 🤣💀💀
The fact that EmKay is so good at making random noises is just impressive.
Me and EmKay both have something in common. We both make random noises!
+@@toonlink5399 Ok
I just fixed the 69 likes 👍
Which voice actor? All of them?
@@turner_kia yep
Can we talk about how good Damien is at mimicking Joe, Scout, Eddy, and others?
yeah he’s really good at joe impressions
Don’t read it
olay
okya
olkay
Damien is my favorite narrator on EmKay.
Agreed
Ironically, I just had a stroke while watching this on TV when Lexi came on at 23:20. I was like "Oh! Its Lexi! I love Lexly! Lesley. LEXI."
We stan Lexi
I get so happy when it’s Lexi in a video😭
LEXI ❤️🏳️⚧️
I now realize that Damien could actually be a substitute voice actor for the scout.
yes, yes he could
He's scarily good at that voice
37:45
Damien either read that off a script, or he has entirely memorized the Scout monologue.
no
And that is the only thing that I have never seen so far is that I have no textures and no one is a good thing for s hat to make a great deal for hat and the other is the game sees the game sees the game sees the same as the same as the one left in his head for a few days he was going on the shd d j ahuddbiuh sdbduc8gwebdgu gbsdc bgy7sdddwdcbg7uwdd ;^_7#$'÷xsxgbsyuawsduygccdwsugycbwuvsydgcyugvdsygubuygwcdbdeugy
@@Niko.oneshot44 no
@@CampfireStalker yes
@@superduperperrywhat?
Me day was not at all satisfy.
0:24 this is a review on plants vs zombies btw
İ guess the zombie take a big bite out of the brain😂
that explains a lot
bro i bet evil crazy dave wrote that ☠️
1:49 no one talking about his strange ability to speak german with ease
I'm german and this sounds like a drunk russian
i remember one time me and my friends were dying laughing at our one friend who tried for about 10 whole minutes to type a word. her autocorrect was out for her, she was so mad at us for laughing.
the word was oil.
we just watched her type variations of it for 10 minutes, and she got increasingly mad each time it was incorrect.
@caffeine_6279also you put "ouil" twice
6:28 this one still doesn't make sense, even if you try to flip it around ("It doesn't take a pro poker player to know every KING needs at... his QUEEN")
3:56
It's the 'help' at the end that got me 🤣
It's the NENE that got me.
37:45 I can't believe I never got around to seeing Damien's near perfect impression of Scout.
2:20
*The BEST PART*
vibe
Real
6:25 For those that wanna know what it's supposed to say, it's meant to say _"It doesn't take a pro poker player to know every king needs his queen at..."_ but it seems that it was misarranged on purpose for the meme.
Just for those who don't know.
Just because an article in this video was spreading misinformation: Disabled is not a bad word. The *disability* activist community is generally appalled by attempts to erase disability as a concept with offensive and blatant euphemisms like "differently abled."
Yea, people tend to prefer "disabled" to any other terms, cause it's descriptive and should be an inherently neutral term :)
I usually just say God nerfed them because they were too powerful
@@dickjames8446 I say that about myself too… or I’m playing life on hardcore mode 🥲
@@dickjames8446 Still powerful. That power just went to different traits of the person.
as a disabled person terms like "differently abled" are just plain stupid. just call me what I am
Lexi is actually terrifying. She can read gibberish
Lexi sounds like a guy
@@Joseph-nj6pk she's trans bro
@@Raccthusiast ah
I love her voice.
She's evolved, or she created gibberish??
Mad respect to EmKay for reading all this gibberish, they probably went to the hospital right after finishing the video 💀
yup. they all ended up having strokes from reading these /j
I think you mean they went to the "homo hot lips"
We all need a song of Damien saying "Wanti wanti cyan get I', getti getti no want I' " Don't we all agree?
1:16 has to be the funniest of all. Even after he says "wrong number", the stranger refuses to believe and spams the word "I'm bringing chili", truly silly.
Emkay: **casually reading a weird text that he could understand **36:15****
also Emkay: **Speaking russian intensifies **36:19****
more russian: 43:49
@@ceecee3329💀💀
Sounded like an angry german
💀
😂😂
I wonder how many Demons have been summoned by EmKay pronouncing warped nonsense. Pretty sure he’s in a debt of about 700 souls by this point.
I mean we all know what they say about the *other* Damien…
Did someone say demon?
@@BinglesPDemian
@@user-fq3jv7pl5k No 'Damien' is the name of the Devil's son in some fiction apparently
I'm your 100th liker
This entire subreddit is like me trying to type something on my tiny keyboard with my giant-ass fingers
Let me clarify 5:33 for those of you who don't understand. "Is" is just "just is" without "just". That wasn't an r/ihadastroke moment, that was a moment of someone not using quotation marks when they should have.
Actually its: Is “is just” just “is” without “just”. The quotes should be on the first just and not the second
wait both make sense this is crazy
@@javarafi6 Actually I seem to have made a mistake in my first comment putting quotations around the second is instead of the first because it's a comment not a question. Correcting that now
@@Goddess_Of_Love_And_Beauty Actually it turns put we were both wrong because it's a comment not a question because there is no question mark. I corrected my comment above
r/ihadastroke is one of the best subreddits for funny content, fight me.
r/engrish is hilarious
I di want to go to the gym or have any of those times I have to do it tonight so I have to go to bed 2 3
The dog
@@xozar. same thing, fight me
The you when you the but I do the had been a the it the a died but he had a but he I want to go but he want to a died
damien's first part sounds like google translate when you type random letters, starts off weird then ends with a seizure (if they weren't having one at the start, somehow) and goes word by word (if those letter combined are actually considered words)
5:33 this makes sense (barely)
it basically means
“is the word “is” just the phrase “just is” without the word “just” in it”
4:57 mom the car wont start
4:39 this clip just fixed my entire day. thanks emkay 🗿
Damien's laugh at 47:16 fills me with joy, idk why
guys the message at 2:17 is in Jamaican creole and it basically means "the people that want things, are not able to get them and the people that have things don't want them"
I personally have had an actual stroke. However, listening to Lexi and Damien read these posts, I fall out laughing.
I don't I'm right here it's way ::::;;; shcohol
Shcohol
@@DragonloverWVwow what a coincidence you had a stroke in a emkay r/Ihadastroke video
If you're going into this game temperature then you'll probably lose. But that doesn't really mean anything is my way around! You guys don't know that much more hunters would come up. Edit! I know the exact number in this post to post on what I'm looking into is basically my last time of the map. But it's orders on a different page for many years or too much.
Just spammed autocorrect word suggestions in a paragraph-
@@geekedhoopoe6371r/ihadastroke.
9:13 is the best part in my opinion
11:46 HOW DID HE FIT JAPANESE HIRAGANA IN THERE LMFAOO
I worry that this whole video is full of dark magic rituals and tomorrow I'll wake up with a third eye
“But alas, when I returned, she had been a the died.” 😭SO DEEP
real
True
0:01 my favorite one 💀
49:55 How dare the editor make fun of my haircut and turn me into a egg >:(
Love that Damien sounds like he's trying to speak German and is doing well at it
0:12 why does he speak like he's jesus
Jesus* Also you're killing me.
@@Crewsi3hesys
Robins commitment is so funny man, I’m literally dying over here hearing him read this utter nonsense
no
@hieroglyphics There's multiple narrators on the channel, there's Damien (Who left), there's Zack/Zach (Who also left), there's Slazo (The official owner of Emkay and the first narrator), and then there's the current narrators, Robin, Lexi and Jack.
This video features a few of them, being a compilation of all the previous videos on this one specific subreddit, mainly Damien an Robin, as well as a bit of Jack and Lexi.
2:22 we need a loop of EmKay swiying "Wanti wanti cyan get i getti getti no want iz"
Did you know?
If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot, the boiling pot water steam spoon wood.
Good to hear Damien again.
frrr i love his contagious laugh
I will admit, "Spongeboy me Bob" has entered my regular vocabulary. I can also do the Krabs laugh to near perfection.
21:21 come here get crispy with kermit
At 2:24 "Wanti Wanti cyan get I', getti getti no want I" is actually coherent. It was just pronounces incorrectly understandably so because it is a Jamaican (St. Vincent, Guyanese, ect) saying with 2 meanings being either:
A person (mostly a child in this situation) would see something sparkly, new or shiny and would want it desperately but cant get it ("Wanti Wanti cyan get I'...). However, when said person(or child) get this thing they no longer want it and shortly disregard it after quickly getting bored (... getti getti no want I") n .
or
"Someone may want to have something desperately that another person may have but cant get it, while a there person that has said thing doesn't even want it"
the chili one always makes me die of laughter
My favorite part of the of the video
DAMIENS LAUGH IS SO CONTAGIOUS I SWEAR LMFAO has me dead every time 😂😂
Playing for the balls i died at that
no
@@CampfireStalker killjoy
@@CampfireStalker have you no have go have no skool cuz it are answert yess
@@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD what the fuck did you just say
everyone could hear damien about to die laughing when saying
"i'm bringing chilli"
12:00 This is the epitome of keyboard mashing, they got Japanese characters in with the English
1:37 guys, I think he’s bringing chili. Not sure tho.
1:22 guys i think he was bringing chili
I made a storyline out of Im Bringing Chili. Here it is!
PERSON ONE: Im bringing chili. Im bringing chili. Im bringing chili.
PERSON TWO: Um, you have the wrong numbe-
PERSON ONE: [in a violent tone] IM BRINGING CHILI! *_IM BRING CHILI!!!_*
PERSON TWO: Woah woah, calm down ma-
DOORBELL: Ding dong, ding dong!
PERSON TWO: wait, whos at my door?
PERSON ONE: i have brought the chili.
PERSON TWO: Wait, how did you get to my house!?
PERSON ONE: the chili.
PERSON TWO: HOW DOES THAT- Wait...
[Person One is confused]
PERSON TWO: What kind of chili is this, dorkhead? This is literally just mashed peppers at this point.
PERSON ONE: [after 3 seconds of silence, throws boiling hot chili at Person Two's face]
PERSON TWO: OOOOW! MY FACE! I CANT SEE! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
PERSON ONE: chili.
PERSON TWO: [punches Person Two in the neck, but was trying to get the head]
PERSON ONE: ...the chili shall rise.
PERSON TWO: ..Wait, what?
PERSON ONE: THE CHILI...
PERSON TWO: What is happening!?
PERSON ONE: S H A L L . . .
PERSON TWO: Oh god, this is terrifying! WHAT IS GOING ON-
PIZZA MAN: Hey, did somebody ord-
PERSON ONE: RIIIIIIIIISE!!!
[A meteor shower begins, but the meteors are actually huge balls of chili]
PERSON TWO: What the hell is going on!?
[A chili ball hits the pizza man, causing him to melt]
PIZZA MAN: This is really awkw-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
PERSON TWO: Dude, you just killed that guy! Why are you doi-
[A chili ball causes the house to set on fire, and it spreads across the world.]
PERSON ONE: the chili has won.
PERSON TWO: How is this even possi-
[The atmosphere has so much chili in it, that the sky catches fire and everybody dies.]
THE END
I will call this 'The Calling Of Chili'. Note that the sky catching fire is a SCIENTIFIC POSSIBILITY, just not by flying chili balls.
8:07
"You have to cry to live, stand up and a war will be over. We will be too tired to appreciate life. Didn't ask to be born, so let me live my way. Dreams are like stars. If you look up, they are always there."
I just love how I hear emkay pronounce these sentences like a pissed Russian man on vodka
I sure do love when EmKay™️ says “It’s EmKay™️ing time” and EmKay™️s all over the place
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10:10 bro turned into one of those rappers with 100 adlibs
HAHAHAH WHILE I WAS WATCHING THIS MY COUSIN MESSAGED ME “So it’s been a phenomenon will you speak to? I have a no contact.”
JESUS CHRIST
36:50 "We burn our flag, Salami in the bag" is simply the funniest thing I have ever heard.
5:46
at that time my brain died
21:26 a rabbit actually prefers to eat the leaves of the carrot, so a rabbit would prefer the carrot with larger leaves
Damien's pure joy at the Jornan figure has me in tears
37:34 as a TF2 player, I can repect this
8:38 The whole state of Missouri just had a stroke
Sans
POUR MISSERY!
Oh, the Missouri
Everybody wants to be my enemy
Spare the sympathy
Everybody wants to be my enemy-y-y-y-y
We have:
Airplane
We need:
Earthplane
Waterplane
Fireplane
THESE ARE ELEPLANES ;)
I laughed so hard my husband came in to make sure I was okay because I guess I sounded like I was dying? 😂
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i love this series it is litrally my favorite. 5 minutes in and i have not been able to chew on my food because i have "hard laughed" like 10 times
edit 8 months later, i havent watched this in a while but IM BAAACKK and this js still funny asf.
These hour-long episodes are really sweet!
More coming!
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3:05 Every time I watch this I still can’t get over the fact that Damien missed the last “is flex seal”. I’m so unsatisfied
43:59 BOY YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT PVZ YOUR KID CAN'T RESIST A VIRTUAL ZOMBIE EATING A BRAIN IN THE GAME
37:42 I laughed so hard at this XD