Damien: "I am a dummy and cannot pronounce anything" Damien: _Perfectly reads off numbers that are hitting upwards of eight digits flawlessly_ why would you lie to me
Maybe he was kidnapped by the weather gods for crying when lightning striked and burned his friend's house down. Ungrateful creature deserves to spill his endless tears to make the rain pour down to free him of his sins. They sensed his state of sadness and took advantage of his passed friend to transform him into a teary-eyed vessel of calamity.
Night Were and Kaizo-kun1130 are talking about raid shadow legends? The number one mobile app that will change what we think of mobile gaming and has players all over the globe?
Yzabelle Lanit not to be “that guy”, but i can actually tell from the sign that this is a theatre called Movie Tavern, they have one in my town. they basically give you a tray table and a button during movies so you can summon a waiter and order actual restaurant food. but out of context, their slogan does seem odd :p
Fun fact about that slicer at 4:05: the thickness on that slice option is exactly the maximum 32-bit integer plus 1 (so I assume they weren't counting from 0 like normal).
@@Batorch1d As in his audio is not matching with his video. For example, he commentates over something that hasn't even appeared or happened on screen yet. I found the same problem in other videos of his.
@@christinahamilton7676 i mean theres a place called "Anguilla" , and the word for Eel in spanish is "Anguila". There's an L missing but thats my best guess ahaha
so I was playing at anime Dating Game it was a dare For a sleep over and the dude asked me to marry him and the options were... Man or ;) we were very confused.....
Here’s a softwaregore, this video is trending on gaming. A reddit reading video about broken/dodgy/glitched technology is trending on *Gaming*. God I love TH-cam.
At 4:20 that fact that that blue car becomes red makes a little sense because one of the drivers become red paint because of blood and there’s more of a Chance of that happening if someone does not have a seatbelt on also sorry for that cursed image in your mind Idk why I typed this but I did
5:03 this error is mostly caused because the spritesheets value got messed up, so then it selected the chinese flag and that x and y value postition was messed up so that's why it's caused
2:29 Basically what happened, is that I used to have an LG Tablet where when you flipped app pages to go from looking at your downloaded games to like the built-in weather or some shit, the pages flipped like book pages, what you could do is take a screenshot while holding it to where its almost at the next page, but its just hanging off to the side. It was the funniest shit ever,
at 3:42 was a gamesite called Granblue Fantasy, a japanese game, and the site has an English option, not sure why op's friend would use google translate for that
When he said “what did the small dog say? All static?” I cringed knowing that the dog he was talking about was a cat. From a game about cats. Called the battle cats.
I know how 2 of the windows glitches in this video work, and can reproduce them on my computer 6:16 is the main screen buffer being overwritten with black due to an incomplete graphics hardware reset (or some program rewriting the buffer and not telling Windows about it). Windows doesn't refresh the entire screen at a constant rate, it overwrites parts of it at any given moment to save on memory bandwith. 7:07 is a missing window graphics buffer due to a program setting a hidden OBS window to be visible but not telling OBS and Windows it did so. This causes a feedback loop in the system's window compositor.
0:50 A Sheep failed interpretation of Damien 1:10 1 tomoe sharingan without being a dojutsu 7:47 Me when i hear a weird sound during night & quarantine
I recently observed a disturbing glitch in the Sims 4. They recently released another pack which contained mermaids and mermen. A regular sim could consume magical kelp to gain the ability to transform into a mermaid/man whenever they were exposed to water. The main issue is that their entire face would suddenly disappear and leave a complete set of teeth just floating there. Let’s just say that I had some pretty horrible nightmares that night...
I was having a small debate recently on whether computers could be considered "human" ... A friend made the argument that computers always know what they're doing, whereas we're not consciously in control of our inner workings, and sometimes can't understand why we think/feel/do things, etc. His point was basically that computers aren't human because they don't do things for no reason. I'd like to show him this and ask how it affects his stance.
My phone glitched when i opened this video. The home bar at the bottom of the screen wouldnt dissapear and i couldnt interact with the screen. So ironic
Damien: "I am a dummy and cannot pronounce anything"
Damien: _Perfectly reads off numbers that are hitting upwards of eight digits flawlessly_
why would you lie to me
multiple takes
It's even better, it's *9 digits.*
Numbers aren't difficult...
well naming a 9 digit number just from a single glance is
*Worcestershire*
"weather alert child abduction emergency" i think this means the weather is abducting children and that is terrifying
weather child abduction
T O R N A D O
I think that's called a very specific tornado
*don't forgettable bouncy house incident.*
Eeeeeeeeee
"Hey, what's your morning workout like?"
"Oh, I do some sit-ups, leg raises and DEATH."
"...Do you need help?"
"Yes, please, the leg raises can get really tiring."
No no no he can Respawn he doesnt need help from a Mortal
"Yes the DEATH is hard"
My humor in 2020
And also some 🚲
True software gore: when you charge you iPad that’s dead, it turns on, and in less than a second it dies again.
Yᴇs
That just Happened Twice like 10 minutes to me XD
My iPad acts dead but when I put the charger in, it says it’s 100%
No you BARELY CHARGED IT (if this was a joke I'm sorry but I just don't get it)
I have the same problem with my wireless headset, but instead of turning on for a second, it turns on for 0.25 seconds
The Simpson’s one looks like the DDLC characters when they speak Sayori’s name in part two
im pretty sure only 4% of people reading your comment will get the joke.
@@yaboi81 Just Monika will understand
I WAS THINKING THAT OMFG
*When u delete Monika*
Bella_0115
Mhmm-
Son: dad, what that sign say?
Sign: *HOV 2+ ONLY: C L O O P S E E N D*
Last I checked, PewDiePie didn't do a Kardashian skit
Can't you see? the sign doesn't lie
4:48 “Listen a kid’s been stolen, but uh, it’s also gonna rain real hard”
Heavy Rain, (2010)
Maybe he was kidnapped by the weather gods for crying when lightning striked and burned his friend's house down. Ungrateful creature deserves to spill his endless tears to make the rain pour down to free him of his sins. They sensed his state of sadness and took advantage of his passed friend to transform him into a teary-eyed vessel of calamity.
Also nice reference, have a nice day
Shaaaaaaaun
Shaun!
press x to shaun
I swear to god Damien's voice is just like a weather forecaster-
ªªªªªªªªª HA
Tru
I swear to atheism that I agree
I've never heard something so true.
It does XD
4:37 A storm front picked up and blew a horde of Drifloon into the area. Obviously.
Ace enjoys Damien's videos
*noice*
iffjfjfjjfjfjfjfjffjfcjjcjccjcjcjjcjcjccjjccjcjjccjjcjcj thats code
ITS ACE!!! What's the chances
Ace, holy shit! Hlelo.
I only understood this cause I had the Pokémon card lmao
"so what do you want from McDonald's?"
"hmm can I get the *V O I D* please
That's how Gaster got into the void.
*rimshot*
I would like a void burger with some void fries and a void coke pls
You know you general order of V O I D
Alright that will be 6.66 alright?
Well...we know how Gaster got lost.
"I SQUISH WITH FOOT LIKE SPLAT"
He is speaking the language of gods.
No that last one was messaging us in the Language of the Shadow Realm
Night Were and Kaizo-kun1130 are talking about raid shadow legends? The number one mobile app that will change what we think of mobile gaming and has players all over the globe?
I read this in a Russian voice
In Soviet Russia, you squish foot!
why does he sound like plankton
"Have you done it?"
"Yeah."
"What did it cost?"
"$552.72"
r/technicallythetruth
H! qhysc!c Fr!3ñđ Fr3dB34r!
Other person: Y-you spent THAT MUCH on CAT LITTER
E
@@barbarabalog7988 r/ihadastroke
I Always Pick Death For My Exercise, Not Really Good At It.
You'll master it one day...
ITS DEATH BRO YOU ARE SL DUMB DONT WOOSH ME I UNDERSTAND THW JOKE BUT HOW ARE YOU THAT DUM
Whý
@@spongebobfunnyy *ima have to ruin this guy's video comments.*
@@spongebobfunnyy you spelled "so" and "dumb" wrong you can't speak here.
Sometimes I wonder if he is laughing at his own jokes or the ones he’s reading
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
*OK.*
I’m actually curious how that got in. Is that a mistranslation? Is it modded in, somehow? Is it just a pure glitch?
But did you do it?
@@diamondmetal3062 it is in the real game, I think it might be a mistranslation because I think Konami is a Japanese company
@Diamond Metal it’s normal, it’s something from the show I believe
Right away, ma'am.
3:56 That stuff is so good that it goes back in time just for making itself better
r/angryupvote
Those aren't the Simpsons, those are just the sins.
Scout no the simps
@@Esponja4 I found the comment I wanted
now I can finally accept the warm embrace of death
BY LAUGHTER
The Simp-sins
The sinsons
*The Sinpsins*
6:35 I didn't think we will see Slazo in this chanel ever again...
I don't think we want to see slazo ever again
@@TheeNero Why? the rape and abuse allegations were false and his ex gf was proven to be a pathological liar so 🤷♀️
@@dannydeyeetos9765
I live under a rock and i honestly don't give 3 fucks about slazo
@@peskyrat4
It wouldn't be the first time
@@TheeNero well if you don't care about him don't spread false news.
10:15 “small dogs”
damien, those are cats. the game is the battle cats.
**dissapointed noises**
Nice to see other people know about it
I actually play that
he did not go to school
HE IS SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE GODS
12:00 the dvd logo reaching its ultimate power: hitting every corner of the tv screen at lightspeed
1:08 I can totally imagine Bart sounding like that as a grown man.
“ Embrace Nothingness!! “ 🤩
8:25
No one notice the sign at the bottom?
"Movies never tasted so good!"
*insert emkay laugh*
*chuckles in daimen*
Yzabelle Lanit not to be “that guy”, but i can actually tell from the sign that this is a theatre called Movie Tavern, they have one in my town. they basically give you a tray table and a button during movies so you can summon a waiter and order actual restaurant food. but out of context, their slogan does seem odd :p
@@kiiddoskrap443
I have one like that called "Studio Movie Grill." I think it's only in Texas, but it's exactly like that.
I noticed
@@kiiddoskrap443 *I shall sacrifice 666 virgins to summon a Demon Waiter*
1:22
“Embrace nothingness” is something she said from the show and is meant to be there, it’s not from the glitching, just to clear that up
Wait, when?
It apparently has to do with her being a Buddhist...even though this was more of a foreshadowing to that since this was way before that happened
I thought the game was about to rip apart our dimension
@@thegremlin7432 lol
4:18
He didn't just knock them into a new paint job, that first car just grew a bicycle.
8:08 I think what's funnier is the sentence below the screen...
*M o v i e s N e v e r T a s t e d S o G O O D !*
because everyone knows that you go to the theater to watch Popcorn and eat shrek 2.
@@kirbomatic1573 can't spell Theater without Eat
@@skullcrusade3436 you can't spell proof without oof
*e A t*
“Yo man! I lost all will to live!” I died laughing at this
Same 😂
"God, I love the process of birth"
-Damien 2019
the new kink
@@xephyre6955 *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
@@xephyre6955 noooooo
Fun fact about that slicer at 4:05: the thickness on that slice option is exactly the maximum 32-bit integer plus 1 (so I assume they weren't counting from 0 like normal).
0:26
Seeing the giant AT appear on my screen like that... I'd be laughing hysterically.
I would be absolutely terrified
know that AT is the epic word
_at_
2:04 the fact u know its terraria... mad respect homie
at
*at*
Bat
9:26 this happens to me a lot. The first time I saw it I was horrified thought my phone had virus but now I just laugh really hard
8:37 i love how frank's head is normal size
Anyone noticed that the audio is slightly out of sync? This is so meta EmKay.
It's literally not tho..
Wdym..out of sync
@@zt1663 ikr?
@@Batorch1d As in his audio is not matching with his video. For example, he commentates over something that hasn't even appeared or happened on screen yet. I found the same problem in other videos of his.
@@Patatobear I had the same problem with a older video. Are you a beta tester? I'm a beta tester and maybe its because of a bug?
5:28 The page auto-corrected Old and Bearded because there is a country named Antigua (old) y (and) barbuda (bearded)
That doesn't explain "Eel".
@@christinahamilton7676 i mean theres a place called "Anguilla" , and the word for Eel in spanish is "Anguila". There's an L missing but thats my best guess ahaha
“Leg raises, and *death*!
Oh I know exactly which one I’m gonna do...
The leg raises.”
-Damien, 2019
"A kid has been stolen."
Me dragging an kid to my basement: Oh, thats sad.
ye
r/cursedcomments
Damien: *Pancake?*
*flashbacks to the pancake report with gerard way*
Gerard getting hit in the face with a pancake
so I was playing at anime Dating Game it was a dare
For a sleep over and the dude asked me to marry him and
the options were...
Man or ;)
we were very confused.....
*_The ;) option is a secret shortcut to the sexual intercourse_*
Ill select man
I'll select...
O R
(Also, this is the original account owners' granddaughter:b )
If you didn't chose ;) you are not a gamer
I'm confused
Here’s a softwaregore, this video is trending on gaming.
A reddit reading video about broken/dodgy/glitched technology is trending on *Gaming*.
God I love TH-cam.
At 4:20 that fact that that blue car becomes red makes a little sense because one of the drivers become red paint because of blood and there’s more of a Chance of that happening if someone does not have a seatbelt on also sorry for that cursed image in your mind Idk why I typed this but I did
Also this might go onto r/cursedcomments
I, too, like bread slices the size of int.max() mm
yummy
Ah yes, the truest software gore, trying to play a legacy Terraria world on console after a new patch.
U also like terraria?
Mobile 1.3 WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@komilewder7782 WOOOOHOOOOO even tho i play on pc
0:26
*_A T_*
*_A T_*
*_A T_*
*_A T_*
*_A T_*
You must remember *_A T ._*
Jfc i will
At
At
At
At
0:34 the squares with the ? means its a symble that your computer cant read, so basically the computer forgot how to read letters.
Bruh
☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ ☠︎🕆︎💣︎👌︎☜︎☼︎ 💧︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☜︎☠︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☜︎☼︎ ✡︎☜︎❄︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👎︎✌︎☼︎😐︎☠︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 😐︎☜︎☜︎🏱︎💧︎ ☝︎☼︎⚐︎🕈︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎👎︎⚐︎🕈︎💧︎ 👍︎🕆︎❄︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 👎︎☜︎☜︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎ 🏱︎☟︎⚐︎❄︎⚐︎☠︎ ☼︎☜︎✌︎👎︎✋︎☠︎☝︎💧︎ ☠︎☜︎☝︎✌︎❄︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☠︎☜︎✠︎❄︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎💣︎💧︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ⑤︎ 🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ 👎︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ❄︎🕈︎⚐︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎😐︎
That Simpson arcade game looks like some sort of creepypasta
*E M B R A Z E N O T H I N G N E S S*
Oh Yeah. Someone probably got influenced.
Nitro Invert
Oof
Yeah lol
Simpsons. EXE
Everybody gangsta till the computer starts speaking hieroglyphics
2:50 it's called 'Display network speed' and can be found under Display - Status bar - Display network speed.
5:03
this error is mostly caused because the spritesheets value got messed up, so then it selected the chinese flag and that x and y value postition was messed up so that's why it's caused
5:14
*Detroit become Human in a nutshell*
2:29 Basically what happened, is that I used to have an LG Tablet where when you flipped app pages to go from looking at your downloaded games to like the built-in weather or some shit, the pages flipped like book pages, what you could do is take a screenshot while holding it to where its almost at the next page, but its just hanging off to the side. It was the funniest shit ever,
at 3:42 was a gamesite called Granblue Fantasy, a japanese game, and the site has an English option, not sure why op's friend would use google translate for that
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!
7:47 his entire world is a literal fucking earthquake all because he didn't have his coffee
LMAO ?65)?()٫٫)(٫()?) 𝕯𝕰𝕬𝕿𝕳
2:00 This happened to me every time I went on a wiki on my phone (this exact one when I looked up the Moonlord’s stats).
You are not worthy to join the Cult of Cthulu.
Black Ibis r/iamveryedgy
Black Ibis it’s a game called Terraria
@@notcarl5476 I know mate
When he said “what did the small dog say? All static?” I cringed knowing that the dog he was talking about was a cat. From a game about cats. Called the battle cats.
O Shiz I was looking for this comment
We all are
that bread slice is about 13,340 miles long, just to put that into perspective, longer then the UK by quite a lot, that UK is 7,723 miles
Fox! And it's doin the UwU
@Kunihole xd, I see that you took your comment away
Holo Fox OwO
@@SirSkelebone *O w O what's this?*
@@maltainu3621 a couple of furries seeing each other >:3
Laughing at a giant just makes me know that humor is deteriorating and it makes me smile
6:27 that's pretty dope, I wish that someone programmed this to be an interactive wallpaper. id rock it 100
I know how 2 of the windows glitches in this video work, and can reproduce them on my computer
6:16 is the main screen buffer being overwritten with black due to an incomplete graphics hardware reset (or some program rewriting the buffer and not telling Windows about it). Windows doesn't refresh the entire screen at a constant rate, it overwrites parts of it at any given moment to save on memory bandwith.
7:07 is a missing window graphics buffer due to a program setting a hidden OBS window to be visible but not telling OBS and Windows it did so. This causes a feedback loop in the system's window compositor.
i got you covered fam
#include
int main() {
std::cout
Damien: Dog says static
Any wh o has ever owned a phone before: ITS A CAT YOU MORON
Old and bearded is Antigua y Barbuda-an island over at central america- translated to english
1:02 Konami always turns everything demonic
0:50
A Sheep failed interpretation of Damien
1:10
1 tomoe sharingan without being a dojutsu
7:47
Me when i hear a weird sound during night & quarantine
11:32 in Budapest, Hungary there's a sightseeing bus that actually goes through the river that separates Buda and Pest.
7:15 let's just ignore the game called hentai Loli vs pedobear
Yes officer this game right there
Honestly, with half of what's on Steam, I'm hardly surprised such a thing even exists....
@@KitsuneYojimbo CBT with Yuuka
That's real
VERY POSITIVE REVIEWS
at least it isnt downloaded y'know
That's not really surprising when you look at his wallpaper
5:52 Diavolo dying be like
11:48 as a fellow floridian I can confirm that they look exactly like that
me: how many viruses do i have?
computer: yes
Literally me downloading anything
NotSyKLz xactly
I recently observed a disturbing glitch in the Sims 4. They recently released another pack which contained mermaids and mermen. A regular sim could consume magical kelp to gain the ability to transform into a mermaid/man whenever they were exposed to water. The main issue is that their entire face would suddenly disappear and leave a complete set of teeth just floating there. Let’s just say that I had some pretty horrible nightmares that night...
I was having a small debate recently on whether computers could be considered "human" ... A friend made the argument that computers always know what they're doing, whereas we're not consciously in control of our inner workings, and sometimes can't understand why we think/feel/do things, etc. His point was basically that computers aren't human because they don't do things for no reason. I'd like to show him this and ask how it affects his stance.
3:48 Nice Spongebob reference
4:06 That is in Czech Republic. I am friking proud of my country.
I just KNEW that there were gonna be some Czechs the moment that our glorious language got shown. Čau lucko
Hello bruddas :)
Yo Damien ur audio is abit ahead of the video also youtube loves to keep recommending the same vids even after watched. Just a heads up
You can say “not interested” about videos in the suggestion feed, then you can specify why and click “already watched”
2:02
Dude was just trying to see how rare it was for Moon Lord to drop the Last Prism.
I did not know you like Terraria, Ralsei.
@@Rye-sq4fx There's quite a bit of things you don't know about me.
“Weather alert:
Child abduction emergency”
Sounds like something from welcome to nightvale
im sorry but i can't help love the fact that he puts king dices theme tune at the start
He does that every episode
Thats because Damien is the gamest in the land
@@roadroller8851 true
I'm starting think GioFilms and EmKay are part of some hivemind.
2:34 VR MATE
6:45 "That's not RuneScape"
well I mean you aren't wrong
3:20 I think someone saw IHOP’s “IHOb” stunt and thought, “Well, I guess, ‘pancake,’ starts with B now.
🅱️ancake
Bawigan E
His laugh can cure every illness known to man.
Last I checked I still have depression.
"Give it up for day 15!"
**Spongebob Episode Flashback**
I love the way at 8:20 that he ignores the words under the sign
"I AM POKEMON TRAINER''
And a legend begun
I like when the blue screen turned green and asked, "Y we're just c"
That bit with the Simpsons is a Creepypasta if I've ever seen one.
2:13 when he said Fuuuunction my headphones glitched out and it sounded like a weird error
7:07 Hentai Loli vs Pedobear *LOL WAT*
0:48 me trying to explain to my parents why I was up at 3am watching TH-cam.
Haha
4:05 if youre wondering the middle option is actually the highest 32-bit integer...
8:59 holy shit they finally found missingno’s real life inspiration
You think it was flow. No.. the Moonlord knows what you’re doing.
Emkay: What did the small dog say? All static? I love him.
Me, a battle cats player: ...wh-
Same
*Frustrated cat noises*
10:14 Damien: Small dog
Me, a battle cats player: Excuse me uh, dafuk did you just say about my mohawk cat?
Ah yes
Another way to waste my time
On *PurPose*
There is a club penguin rewritten! :D (just saying cause it's just like the original and you said you missed it!)
BlahBlah BlahBlah yeah it was in the clothing catalog in cpr.
Hello brother penguin
My phone glitched when i opened this video. The home bar at the bottom of the screen wouldnt dissapear and i couldnt interact with the screen. So ironic
7:06 Those are some questionable games
"Hentai loli vs pedobear" good Jesus.
The menu in the restaurant is from modern warfare.
Same
"Ah, you failed school, see that makes a lot more sense now. He's dumb"
5:46 H e w a s p l a y i n g b r a w l s t a r s
Hello tord
7:41
*at that moment i almost spitted out tea through my nose*
*because i felt it coming up*