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To whoever kept suggesting that Robin should return to saying “What’s popping, I’m Robin”, you did it. Good job!
HE DID IT BOYS
YEAH LADS HE DID IT
bloody poggers
What's throbbing, I'm Robin
@@da359 I dislike that on a spiritual level
That first one wasn't a murder, it was a beating to the point of evaporation and 2 afterlives
Dude I hate these reply bots🙄
@@a6shot199 I'm here homie
What is happening 3 out of 6 comments are bots
@@user-gf5lq2pe3q tell me about it
4 porn bots commented on my comments
Ironic how they only comment on my comments on every videos i watch even if its different channels,genres and themes
They always find me
wow
The first post didn't really age so good now that "Velma" is out.
yeah...
i was thinking the exact same thing lmao
i didnt even know that mindy kaling wrote the office, talk about a downfall in her career
@@purpleprawler9286can agree and episode, not the entire thing, otherwise it would have been another mindy project again.
@@cristinamariabritodeolivei5991 oh ok lol
The "aaaaaa" every time Robin swears is amazing.
I read this just as it happened, and it felt amazing
i dont know why but that's got me giggling every time because it's gotta be hell on the poor editor.
finally i found someone who mentions it
It is!! lol. I think that every time. Glad someone said it!
I love your profile picture
"An adult animated Scooby-Doo series is in production at HBO Max."
[touches the ground]
This...a relic of a more...hopeful time...
Holy shit the first meme was a banger.imagine complaining about a show creating a meme from the office.and one of the caster/writer of the office episode reply to you.
Hey can u pls watch ur language some people are younger than 10
But ur right
@@skyalpha956 This is the fucking internet, sooner or later they’ll learn about swears
@@skyalpha956 I'm 12
@@arandomloser1455 you shouldnt share your age if youre that young in the internet bro. Plenty of creeps out there. Stay safe!
0:13 This aged so well lmaoo
Yeah I was coming down to the conversation to say that lol
The milk seems to be chunky and it smells weird, it probably fine.
Dushcahwnwffvfjddgahagaaaaaaaaaaa
It was not fine
"I wrote the episode of the office that this gif is from"
the only good thing kaling did
yeaaahhhh
"Always weird that traitors get to fly their colors in the country they were defeated in." that still gives me chills
I mean France could fly their flag even though they lost to British. Lol
@@yunoyukki7344 different thing, that's a foreign nation, the confederacy were traitors to the United States of America. They are a bunch of treasonous losers whose flag deserves nothing but scorn. God bless the USA, down with the traitors.
@@yunoyukki7344 lol
Lol I kept replaying it.
" i don't give a aaaaa "
That's the most hilarious bleeping voice over i ever heard.
💯💯💯💯
kalah
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@built different stop
@@jannie6605 oh great, now there's one of YOU spamming the replies...
2:45 Not to mention the pride flag doesn't abide by national flag rules. The confederate flag however is flown by a group of people that tried to identify it as the symbol of a sovereign nation making it subject to flag etiquette at which point flying a larger or higher flag than any other national flags on display will be interpreted as a sign of disrespect at very least, but as such could also be read as an act of war.
I applaud OP. Thank you!
Which is probably why confederate flags are not as common in the central US as you think. (Or rather have been lead to believe.)
I've been all over the country and yet to see one. It's almost like you have to go out of your way to specifically head to a backwards right wing hell town so your article will get clicks
@@datachu Or just drive down I-95 toward Virginia where a garrison sized confederate flag is flown over the highway
@@datachu I'm not saying they're common or anything, especially the ones actually hanging out. People will have them on their walls and shit sometimes but if you don't count those I fully realize they're quite rare. That however doesn't take away from international flag ettiquette so I fail to see the relevance.
@@datachu "Backwards right wing hell town" you say? But where I live, I'm pretty sure I see one every day.
Oh… oh, no…
As someone who’s learning Spanish currently, about half of the class tried to “cancel” the teacher when she told us the word for black
In Italian negro is the formal way of saying black
You can even find it in literature and luckily no one ever said anything dumb about it
I was like 90% sure that tweet was a joke lol
@@tuluppampam then what's white in Italian?
@@MunchaBuncha Looks like it's bianco/bianca. I'm pretty sure that most of the Romance languages (which English is definitely not a part of) use something near "blanca."
Negro is also the general Romance word for "black" (not necessarily Black, like people) in with different tweaks to it. How English speakers even found the word negro to incorporate into a slur is actually kind of bizarre, considering it's just not part of the language. I'm guessing they heard a Portuguese sailor call them that once and only took the word as it applied to the skin color of the people that were being sold, rather than focusing on the color that the skin supposedly was
Nooo 💀💀💀
Ok I loved that “Arrivederci” LMAO IT’S PERFECT-
it was a better Arrivederci than Bucciarati's
Sticky fingers
@@alessiaagazzi8605 as an Italian I agree
@@alessiaagazzi8605 this is the taste of fantastic good
Agreed
LMFAOOOO THE FIRST ONE AGED SO BAD NOW THAT THE SHOW IS ACTUALLY OUT AHAHAHAHA
the guy with 6k followers on tiktok trying to be a manager of KSI is like a kid telling his dad that he can fix anything with his plastic hammer
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Even better analogy, kupo.
The kid with the plastic hammer would have better chances at managing KSI's account
10:44 This is less a brilliant comeback and more a teacher being a jerk to a responsible student who didn't format their message exactly perfectly.
Hmm, there was a better way to do it imo.
Most teachers have rules about this they go over during the first class
I was thinking the same way. The way the teacher wrote that, made them look like a total ass. I get that the student should have specified, but still. Total dick move
@@mechengr1731 Yes, but the teacher's response was childish and uncalled for.
@@potatocow3305 it is apt for the disrespectful/casual text like email.
Editing to add
It will be actually immensely useful for the kid to be taught how to write an official email.
@@drkrishnap I guess that's true, but I still feel like the professor could have phrased their reply less bluntly. If you want to teach someone how to be polite, it's probably better to set a good example then to ridicule what appears to be an earnest attempt.
Unpopular opinion: The “ahhh” sound is better than the dolphin sound they used in Spongebob Squarepants
Ngl, that sound just made me remember those weird old fnaf animations from smg4
I cant like it bc its 69 likes but count mine too
OMG ITS AN UNPOPULAR OPINION OMG IM SOOO OFFENDED IM GONNA CANCEL YOU NOW BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF OPEN MINDEDNESS!!1!
Fun Fact!: The dolphin sound is actually just the sped up laughter/call of the Kookaburra (prolly not how it's spelled)
You know…that makes more sense.
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 369th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
369 days? You must be very dedicated. And I like that. I hope these subs get done soon.
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@built different stop
You gotta love how bots raid comment sections
Holy shit
0:01 This has aged worse than that one apple in the fruit bowl that is obviously rotten, but everyone pretends it doesn’t exist so they don’t need to pick it up, and it’s leaking rotten liquid all over the countertop.
I didn’t know we were warned about the coming of Velma so early.
Robin: "PragerU, it's almost cheating."
Me: So, kupo? It's still funny, kupo.
It would be a bit funnier if some people didn't wholeheartedly believe their messages. I giggle a bit, then get depressed.
@@fevre_dream8542 that last sentence describes r/meirl in a nutshell
Hey I'm half Moogle too Kupo
@@peskypigeonx yep
A delivery of archon bread, courtesy of one Tataru Taru, kupo!
;) I'll miss SHB
The CoS Twitter is hilarious because like the majority of their tweets are about a podcast or something, and then they actually interact with a Christian and they usually roast them more than the Bible says the flames of hell will.
Dear god
@@jannie6605 wtf
@@jannie6605 reported
@@xboxoneyes7734 wtf happened
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 It was an Bot
A type of bot i dont like remember it exists
Honestly there is a subreddit for Velma NSFW so nothing surprises me anymore
@built different may you don't
I mean, from my knowledge of being very very stupid there is mfs who make nut ice cubes so that isn't that bad
@built different you summoned a bot
@@tetronadionoxide5275 we must smite it
I regret everything in my life now
That first post aged like milk.
Holy shit the scooby doo one aged like milk
r/Murderedbywords and r/Rareinsults are some of my favorite subreddits! Keep up the good work!
r/Ihadastroke is my favorite. I find that one as one of the funniest subreddits.
R/askreddit isn’t on Emkay but it’s super funny in the comments sometimes, on this channel would be r/quityourcrap
r/cursedcomments
the kids in the basement can confirm (jk)
0:10 I’m here from the future to say this actually happened
Just because she wrote the office doesn't mean she can write Velma, clearly.
0:06
Y'all making an adult version of everything
I wouldn't be surprised if there was an adult version of teletubbies 🚶♂️
Now I know why they call him Tinky-Winky
dont give them any ideas
@@autobotCRSHR 😭😭😭this made me coke on my sprite
@@arvofrehner8969 shhhhh
Rule 34: hello there
Okay, this is my new favorite series
Fkin bots
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Me too I watch one episode and then I watch them all
!!!
100th like
Well they weren't wrong about Velma...
Oh boy, that first one didnt age quite so well
Yes
0:02 That first one... Didn't age well at ALL...
I love the “aah” every time he swears 😂
now that velma came out... it became a reverse roast. she roasted herself.
He said "What's poppin, I'm Robbin" again. I'm happy
That Velma series turned out to be the biggest mistake HBO could make
*God the Mindy Kaling one age so well* 😂
the velma thing would be good if the show didn't end up being exactly what the first reply thought
Looks like Robin's going to jail for murder
Amateur mistake. But it happens to everyone
@Just wow shut up and don't advertise your stuff here
@@cringcring8473 facts. Also he just wants views so ignore him like he didnt exist.
9:07, in all honesty, there are these magnificent plants with large soft leaves that I was shown while camping in Canada that would be my go-to option
Dude, as an American Christian, I am so disappointed in these people
Damn when an actual American Christian actually has more common sense than most of these “devout American Christians” on the Internet!
@@arturoromero951 Yeah and christians are supposed to love thy neighbor, and guess what most of these "christians" aren't doing
@@alphanumeric_andy
This is old but ikr? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
That’s the trick, your not an Evangelical Christian like these people. Evangelical Christians are the weird messed up ones
same.
The first one aged like wine
So true
0:15 , how does a roast manage to age like milk??
That first one has the same vibe as "I'm the person who made the computer you're insulting me with"
The Velma segment of this video aged like a fine vintage milk.
That first one used to be a murder, but then the show she created came out....
Yeah coming back to the intro I think the person who got “murdered” is more justified now
The first one aged like fine milk
Man... Robin is definitely going to the naughty corner, Whoo!
I feel like this episode was where he had to be bleeped out more than any other episode Emkay has uploaded
Lol
What the fuck is this comment section
@@ballsdeep7056 Ikr, so much bots, just report and go along your way, don't even bother wasting time on this.
I believe there is something called r/quityourcrap I feel like there is more bleeping in that
Archery girl used the term hip quiver and field quiver backwards. A hip quiver points forwards, a field quiver points backwards. I'm an archer too. The comeback was still fucking great though. People know nothing about archery.
maybe they'll get the point eventually
@@quinnception631 ahahahaha. the point. like an arrow. such a jokester.
Bruh that girl should know what she's talking about before going on a rant lol. Instead of roasting him, she ended up roasting herself. It was hilarious
@@memelescream4796 the pun is not intended
Sweet god that first meme aged like absolute shit
Not *all* girls care if other chicks wear the same dress
I’m Lesbian, and both me and my wife wear whatever we want and we both think we always look adorable no matter what it is, even if we wear the same thing more than once
That's because you actively admit to liking girls. It's the girls who don't want to admit it that do that.
@@nemasisdemarini8339 I don't know what girls you've met. Most of 'em I've met literally start befriending one another when they wear something even a little identical. The others don't care. I've only seen them get upset wearing rhe same thing on television.
@@robin9759 Genuinely, I'm joking. I've never actually met anyone who gets, or got, upset at a girl for wearing the same clothes.
@@nemasisdemarini8339 Ah, my bad.
@@nemasisdemarini8339 Man, I've seen so many 'judgy' girls it's pathetic. You know the stereotype 'blond mean girl?' Had so many of those in school it was pathetic. Then again, I was in school until the early 2000s, so...
ooof, that velma one did not age well
So... apparently Velma is terrible.
That first one aged like milk
The first one didnt age well...
That first bit aged like milk
10:46 is literally why I hate teachers. The man just wanted to help his friend get through a tough time! Obviously you talk about 'having manners' so much that you've forgot to have some manners yourself!
Except that professor has an entirely valid point. Sure he could have been more tactful about it, but I guarantee along with the already busy schedule you have to work as a college professor, he gets hundreds of emails in a week from students, colleagues and staff. In almost all college courses literally everything you will do, down to the day you do it, is listed in the syllabus. So if you were a professor who has hundreds of backed up emails to go through, and you see one where a student fails to identify themselves, fails to look at the material you've already provided them, and tells you that your class isn't important, you'd probably be a bit upset.
the first one aged like milk
That first one ( 00:01 ) is r/agedlikemilk because she's proven all she cares about is milking the fans for money :)
Also it didn't even end up being a prequel series. it was literally just an insult to scooby doo fans, young and old.
(it was also repeatedly insulting anyone getting remotely interested but oh well)
the first one aged like milk.
That first one aged like milk.
The first one about Mindy Kailing sure aged well didn't it?
There's a girl I like at my college that wears the same dress two days at a time, so three different a week.
I really don't care what she wears because she still looks cute anyways, so why does it matter whether she wears the same dress two days in a row.
(Edit)
I asked her out the other day and she said yeah. I'm so freaking happy right now
All that I care about is it gets washed eventually.
@@BeckyNosferatu exactly. I don't get why (women) make fun of you for wearing the same thing twice in a row.
Off topic but where can I get your pfp lol
Cool but why here?
The one about the "velma" series... you know... the gif was right yikes
I picture the censor bleeps as what a robin (bird) would sound like.
Lexi's could be a cat meowing too. I'd say "What would Jack's be?" but then I just picture various animal sounds from Australia and giggle about it.
A bit unrelated, but a censor using crow noises would be really funny.
*Robin bird opens it's beak*
*aaaa*
2:43 Robin has confirmed he lives at least as far south as Virginia, any farther north and its presence dwindles significantly. Even in Virginia it's not that common, we're just the middle grounds both geographically and historically, i.e. West Virginia.
@Insomnia_Gaming
I’m from farther south. No matter what currency I was paid in, I’d be rich if I got anything every time I saw one of those wretched things.
@@-alovelygaycat- And the black and blue flag
He's said multiple times that he lives in Colorado.
@@deembbest4553 That's more common around the whole US. I've even seen a significant number of them in California cities. Definitely fewer since 2020, but there are still some.
The beginning of this video aged like milk, SO BAD
0:11 Yet almost everyone absolutely hated your new show.
First one aged like milk
That "Velma" post with Mindy aged like Milk
Ok, an origin story for Velma sounds neat, but why is it _adult?!_
Canon Scooby-Doo he- ntai confirmed?!?!!
Then....
Now it's in air...how bad is it?
@@juancr4713 By all accounts, horrible.
This aged like... uhhh... milk?
@@CertifiedWeirdass no, this aged like milk in a shut down factory in the middle of the desert.
And yet Mindy caused us to hate her
fun fact : the Stars and Bars flag people most commonly associate with the state flag of the Confederate States, is actually the battle flag for the army and navy! the real Stars and Bars is most best described as the Betsy Ross and Austrian/Latvian flag. after this, the government used the Battle Flag as a sort of canton and stuck a streak of red to its right.
edit : spelling
Correct! Offical Confederate Flag: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America
Battle/Naval Jack: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Naval_jack_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America_(1863%E2%80%931865).svg
@Bob Wills Yeah. Kentucky definitively stayed with the union and while that flag does represent the CSA, especially nowadays, it was never their flag.
@Bob Wills Oh trust me, there's more to it that makes the rest of us think the south is stupid.
I never understood why people think gender is completely a binary thing (I never understood why I thought that it was, as well), I've been watching biologist TH-camrs; people with actual degrees in biology not the fakes, the type of people who debunk unscientific rhetoric while also citing trusted scientific information and explaining examples in a way for the layman to understand.
And with that, they talked about how gender actually works and it's interesting how many DNA codes are involved to make someone be a male and within that biological process something can change in many different ways such as giving someone male genitalia yet still have neurological brain structures associated with the female gender; not just that but it comes in a sequence for humans particularly, it's hard to explain because I'm not a scientist but how I understand it.
Parts if genetic code to determine gender at birth are used to stop another piece of genetic code so that other piece to make someone male instead of female, it's a longer process than people realize; if something in-between has some sort of change that can result in someone having male reproductive organs while having the brain of a woman, the brain being designed to take in estrogen and not testosterone which can result in pretty much no puberty; same with woman, something happens in the gnomes that cause a woman to have a male brain structure instead, causing someone to basically never have a period even during puberty.
I don't know at all how to explain this I would have to look into it further but the societal idea of gender is greatly misunderstood.
You do realise those are rare deformities? As in something has gone wrong. You dont describe humans in general as having 2+ arms do you? It can happen, but only if something goes awry developmentally.
So yes. It is binary. But some people are unfortunate to have been born with certain bits mixed up.
It would be nice if we could develop our medical understanding and technology to help fix those deformities so they can live a normal healthy life.
Im just commenting to save this comment
@@josephbolton5893 damn you smoked him
I love the “What’s poppin I’m robin!” Every time I hear it my life becomes more complete
its funny that over a year later and velma has actually been released, and its the most godawful thing to exist in our current timeline, right behind zach of course.
The first one didn't age well
2:48-2:53 JEEZUS, you killed them, Robin
Do it again
They should have left america the moment the war was over
_Matthew was sniped by the knowledge of an experienced archer_
13:03 never once have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
3:58
Nonono, you see, humans ARE intelligent creatures, but many of us aren’t WISE creatures. Important difference.
That Velma one in the intro aged like milk
I feel bad for Mindy. We all know how bad Velma turned out
Edit: never mind, turns out Mindy not only wrote the show but s3xually 4ssulted a gay actor
dont lol, she wrote this show for herself and admitted to s3xually 4ssualting a gay actor. she deserves no sympathy
@@mani-ei5kq Never mind then
0:58 dolphin status is reserved for the worthy ones
Sadly, I am a mere moron pretending to be a dolphin on the internet typing out not-funny jokes like this.
The uranium lollipop one seems kinda dumb to me tbh.
1: Unlike the aforementioned lollipop, the use of plastic does serve an actual purpose. It's not like anyone is arguing that we should use plastic solely because we'll be able to fix the problem later.
2: I think its a fair criticism of climate activists, to say that they often ignore innovations and technology that do not align with their vision of a green society, such as nuclear power. Not saying their hearts aren't in the right place, I'm just saying, they don't always think through the full ramifications of their policies.
8:55 I would install a bidet if there was no toilet paper. that's what a smart person would do
11:08 Come on bro the student didn't deserve that.
the "Arrivederci" was so neatly said
That first one aged like milk......that dude was fuckin right and we shat on him....
1:38 this has the same energy as people getting offended when ever a K-pop song says naega or niga, even though they mean “I” and “you” respectively
I mean you can still be an unsufferable voice actor and be a good writer and director. The two skillsets arent mutually exclusive lol
This, her voice as Velma just bothers me. I dont discount her writing and directing ability. But Kelly and later seasons Ryan were my two least favorite characters. I liked S9 Nelly better than both of them.
That first post aged like the finest of wines.
"I guess we just have thicker skin" actually I think that's a thicker skull
2:43 I'm too lazy to look it up but I think there's a law that says no flag can be higher than the US flag in the USA, but I'm not sure if this is true
Man that intro aged like milk.
Theres instances where some languages' commonly spoken words sound like bad words in english
..just foreign words to other languages in general.
@@insaincaldo yup
Someone tried to argue with me about economics and claimed to be an economist my reply:
"Oh you're an economist? If the economy is run by people like you that explains why it's in flames."
1:26 I remember that post; wasn't it a joke post? Like, Crayola didn't get that they were being facetious?... At least...I HOPE they were being facetious. Knowing what I do having worked in retail for over half a decade, I know that, yes, people can be so astronomically dense as to put neutron stars to shame. >.>
It’s a joke the person who “cancelled” them next tweeted cool but why french
@@marcasmannarino2924 Okay, good. Sometimes it's hard to tell when people are being serious or otherwise. :/
but did you know that The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
I hate to tell you that doesn't work
I completely agree with that, since, well, I did. Anyway, the moon landing was staged
@@theeexcess you wouldn't think that if you knew that The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
@@StatusBadness But do you know pe*is
@@theeexcess I mean The FitnessGram ™ Pacer Test doesn't even work as well as threatening someone with a gun