I like how the animators specifically coded his expression to go from giddy to "Huh?" for this one scene. It makes the scene even more hilarious than it even needed to be. They did something similar with Majima's version of "Damn, no SEGA employee sex tonight", where he looks all kind and courteous while talking Rukia (the SEGA employee), and then he looks back to the Fantasy Zone cabinet and his expression just sinks.
Chipz Like 90 years old? Honestly though, if he was around 20 in Yakuza 0, he would've been 36 by Yakuza 1's 2005. That means he would've been around 46 in Yakuza 5 or 6 I think?
I had to try her 3.000.000 points score several times and every time I lost, the game showed me her crotch. I'm not sure if its supposed to mock or to motivate me xD
i beat the 5 million challenge from the electronic king after like 20 tries so this wasn't as tough as it was supposed to be but fuk me if i have to do that shit again.
I never managed to beat the high score, I always knew it was gonna be something else as a reward but always wondered what in particular, and it being a new game is very funny.
if you spend like 8 millon yen on this retro game you can master it in the end as i notced the patten of when cars apper dont change just got to remember it all
I'm sensing NTR here for my man Kiryu, I mean, Ruka could be really mean it right? RIGHT? then she had "really pushed" the manager to be able to dish out that Hang Out Motorcycle game.... and even after that, when Kiryu and Ruka was in the mid of the convo, he had to butt in and ask Ruka to help with some "stuff over there"
Yes, if it is GTA IV TBOGT Luis would have had a booty call oportunity "So, wanna test out the Bike together? Girls love a guy who can ride a crotch rocket"
When she said "ride of your life" and Kiryu was going _"Reeeally"_ all's I was thinking is this chick is jailbait, Kiryu, don't do it. Because she looks like she's only in her mid-teens, but at the same time no one's putting out because you can play a racing game, so there was that. That face is priceless, though
Can y'all help me? I lost Sega land property and when I went to talk to the lady she didn't say anything. I already beat the king for that area but still haven't gotten it back
Well she's based of an AV actress who was about 22 years old when Yakuza 0 was released, while Kiryu is 20 years old in this game. So no, she's not too young, she's even older than him.
They really should just let you buy the sega place, there’s absolutely no reason to get it free locked behind a friendship bar when you can just buy it
lmao I feel called out (as someone who sucks at OutRun and barely completed this sidequest) I honestly prefer Space Harrier... It's more fun to fly around and shoot sh*t
“Looks like this will be the only action I’ll be getting tonight”
Well, time to hit up the telephone club...
or Gandhara
Moshi mush
Gosh Goosh
@@MetalxMilitsia Or The Heroine Karaoke Bar
*aggresive phone pulling sound effect* hello there
"kiryu-san! I'm ready for you!"
*head whiPS*
"yOu aRe!?"
Plz timestamp
@@darkelectrick 20:58
I like how the animators specifically coded his expression to go from giddy to "Huh?" for this one scene. It makes the scene even more hilarious than it even needed to be.
They did something similar with Majima's version of "Damn, no SEGA employee sex tonight", where he looks all kind and courteous while talking Rukia (the SEGA employee), and then he looks back to the Fantasy Zone cabinet and his expression just sinks.
YOU ARE? 😊
Jeez..kiryu was kind of a horn dog in his younger years XD
Morpher X Was kind of a horn dog? What has changed in all these years? Just look at him in Yakuza 6, he's an amazingly funny old pervert.
Well..I haven't seen yakuza 6 yet, and I can't really read japanese so..yeah.
Chipz
Like 90 years old?
Honestly though, if he was around 20 in Yakuza 0, he would've been 36 by Yakuza 1's 2005. That means he would've been around 46 in Yakuza 5 or 6 I think?
get on in years even at 33 i feel am getting too old to keep single
Yakuza 6 takes place in 2016. He was 20 in Yakuza 0, which takes place in 1988. So, Kiryu is 48 or so.
"Is something wrong , Kiryu san?"
"Hnnnghh??!!!"
Young Kiryu is too pure for me.
He bought a fucking porn magazine for a little boy and told him not to hide it under his bed because it’s not as “safe”
Ya boi literally thought he was gonna fuck, only to get disappointed by an arcade game
Majin Romeo he didn’t in my play through, this game was so fucking weird at times
Majin Romeo still pure Because He told him so he doesn’t get caught.
he just massive murdered in that car?
15:59 you can tell hes been hanging around Mr.Libido too much.
Damn it Mr.Libido! You’re a bad influence!
21:19 The sound of Kiryu's expectations dying
Kiryu: I was expecting her to ride me but all I get is a ride in a motorcycle arcade version of outran
More like his hopes and dreams were shot out of the sky alongside him! 🤣
This sub story made both me and my sister-in-law scream with laughter.
Great pfp
Fun fact - Luka exists in real life. Ruka Kanae can still give you that ride you fantasized! Lol
I searched it up expecting to find an actual Sega employee, I’m still too pure
@@princetchalla2441 hahaha
@@princetchalla2441 B r u h and its a SEGA employee? Damn they fantasizing on Kiryu too
same to Majima's *fantasy* with another Sega employee
"Tobasu ze, Out ~ RanNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Young Kiryuu is young, isn't he... I want to ride Luka too.
This whole riding thing is getting deep.. and complicated.
lol
Kiryu can get any woman he wants. Even men get the hots for him. Pleasure King has it bad for Kiryu.
Nice pfp
As soon as this substory ended I had to take my boy to the telephone club, I felt bad for him lmao
I had to try her 3.000.000 points score several times and every time I lost, the game showed me her crotch.
I'm not sure if its supposed to mock or to motivate me xD
Its a motivational mock : )
i beat the 5 million challenge from the electronic king after like 20 tries so this wasn't as tough as it was supposed to be but fuk me if i have to do that shit again.
Every time i see her crotch i smile like wtf is with this game rofl
And me now suffer at this mission 🤣
whenever they showed thr crotch
i was fearing for my ps4
if somehow my parents saw it
i would be toasted and so will my ps4
Luka: Wow, your steering was amazing!
Kiryu: **crashes into a car and tree then the people fell on the godamn road** You think so?
Girl doesn't know what she missed on bwahahaha
Nah with Kiryu? Bitch coulda died yo
@@Gundamseeddabest surviving that takes strength
Daragoon of dojima
F for Kiryu, probably a virgin for the rest of his life
Wasn't it proved by Mr Libido that Kiryu already had some action?
Kiryu is canonically a virgin (F)
@@retuy1234 that bullshit
@@MemeLordNuke I think someone ask kiryu in 0 if he had sex. But kiryu declined it.
Joseph Bailey it’s true, the Storywriter of the yakuza series said so
bro 20 year old Kiryu was fucking something
i love this sidequest
this is way too cliche so you pretty much knows what will happens but the sfx and musics lmao its just like straight from animes
21:19 OH MY GOD, KIRYU'S REACTION. I'm so fucking done (excuse the language) literally laughed out loud when I was playing through this part
kenjilee92 someone make a meme
I never managed to beat the high score, I always knew it was gonna be something else as a reward but always wondered what in particular, and it being a new game is very funny.
@@davedsenches in all honesty on the PS3 version it took me a long time to get the high score lmao
But it was fun
lol Kiryu thought it was Sex, instead it was a Motorcycle Game.... Pretty Funny.
You have found the joke.
@@franklinwbush9005 yes
Motorcycle arcade > Fornication
@@Handlelesswithme i know what it means
@@miguelito3265 congrats?🎉
Just played this game starting last week. My first Yakuza game. I never tire of Kiryu's intensity, no matter how mundane the situation is.
"Aw, you wiped the floor with me!"
"Oh-hoho, that's not all I'm gonna--"
"So here's your ride! It's a new arcade game!"
"...Nani-?"
21:20 that face 😆👏
“i guess you need to work up some courage” LMFAO KIRYU
21:19 - If looks could kill 🤣
21:21 The face of disappointment
You know... I beat the highscore once by 5 million before she mentioned her 3 millioned highscore prize.
I guess the tension got to me too, huh?
Damn I expected Kiryu to be a innocent boi but he knows quite a bit
if you spend like 8 millon yen on this retro game you can master it in the end as i notced the patten of when cars apper dont change just got to remember it all
Don't worry, Kiryu. There's always the telephone club or video store.
I'm sensing NTR here for my man Kiryu, I mean, Ruka could be really mean it right? RIGHT? then she had "really pushed" the manager to be able to dish out that Hang Out Motorcycle game.... and even after that, when Kiryu and Ruka was in the mid of the convo, he had to butt in and ask Ruka to help with some "stuff over there"
You watch too many doujin man... but i can see the pattern here too...
@@Grupucc then we're the same
Kiryu is precious we must protect him at all cost
kiryu was ready for the ride of his life
This was the instant I fell in love with the game.
Does anyone know the background music playing in the arcade? it sounds familiar and it's driving us crazy trying to figure out the name of it.
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Sega version
21:19 the look of disappointment.
this was actually a nightmare to complete. the second time was SO DAMN HARD!
I tried this mission about 3 times and I finally did it, and then I realised I didn't talk to Luka for the quest.
having fun with gamer girls is a best to start a friendly relationship.....that is if they aren't too crazy of losing. 😁😁😂😂
Ron Paul in a sunflower field: I'm glad it turned out this way.
21:18
Instant reaction:
HáhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahagahahaahahahahahahagaHHHHHahaha hahahaha hahahaha kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkhahahahajkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Joshua Belmont Reese LOL
"Kkkkkkkkkk" are you brazilian?
Isn't she an adult actress or something, lol
Yes, if it is GTA IV TBOGT Luis would have had a booty call oportunity
"So, wanna test out the Bike together? Girls love a guy who can ride a crotch rocket"
She is actually. Look up an av actress named Ruka Kanae.
MrAsaqe A lot of the girls in 0 are pornstars lmao
@@ashikjaman1940 and kiwami 2
"had us in the first half not gonna lie"
Blue balled
Show this video anytime someone tries to say kiryu is too pure
It actually doesn't help that I wear the mew shoes during the quest
Ahhh... the thumbnail really appeals to... Nani?
When she said "ride of your life" and Kiryu was going _"Reeeally"_ all's I was thinking is this chick is jailbait, Kiryu, don't do it. Because she looks like she's only in her mid-teens, but at the same time no one's putting out because you can play a racing game, so there was that. That face is priceless, though
I think the legal age for consent in Japan is 14
She's actually a 22 adult video actress though, literally older than Kiryu.
@@shizuwolf th-cam.com/video/qS2zzDbL7pk/w-d-xo.html Japan, what the hell, man?
@@tamashi4242 That, would explain a lot actually. The trouble is, she looks way younger. In the game, at least
22:02 that transistion tho
You'd never expect a game about freaking japanese gangsters to be so wholesome!
What does Kiryu say when gets on outrun, im talking about the intense line he says
Hey I got your ride. Another Nostalgic Game! Yay!
Damn the Hang On thing is in Sonic Riders, that's cool
22:09 And the one that you deserve
Poor Kiryu
What's the secret about this mini game i always run out of time at the 1.5 million pt mark.
She took him for a *ride*
Kiryu needs a bussy cuz he work hard in the game. XD
15:06
Can y'all help me? I lost Sega land property and when I went to talk to the lady she didn't say anything. I already beat the king for that area but still haven't gotten it back
Do you get a vid of her at Gandhara after you befriend her?
Yes.
Is ... bubbly
21:19 Dame da ne...
But isn't she too young for Kiryu to be thinking that,I feel a little bad for Kiryu😂
Well she's based of an AV actress who was about 22 years old when Yakuza 0 was released, while Kiryu is 20 years old in this game.
So no, she's not too young, she's even older than him.
@@RandomTwat oof
I thought she looked a bit young too, I was kinda worried lol.
I hate this with a burning Passion
They really should just let you buy the sega place, there’s absolutely no reason to get it free locked behind a friendship bar when you can just buy it
I'm sorry but 0 was infinitely better than Kiwami
What I don't like about Kiwami is most of the substories are literally about kiryu being ambushed. The OG Yakuza 1 substories are good tho.
How can you go this fast?! I can only go on 193 in the game
If you press square once your speed will increase but for Xbox it's x
Kiryu gaming
If I was in the same exact position I would probably be disappointed too😆
Hi,devileon7!
I uploaded the Daisaku Kuze fight compilation :)
Some reason i can't send link! :(
How the f are you guys doing it i cant even pass 500k
This would be happen with gamer girl and boy
at least its better than fantasy zone
the outrun minigame is total shitlock,how you can beat her 3 mil score if there's too much fucking car in the way!
Just move the car lol
@@aerodynamo4874 Pro fighting tip: If you lose in a fight, then punch harder
The girl is so pure.....
OUTTO RUN!
Nice thumbnail
1,500,000 on Outrun is a good score? No it isn't. Even for a beginner that score is pathetic. Sounds like she can't even get off the first stage.
lmao I feel called out
(as someone who sucks at OutRun and barely completed this sidequest)
I honestly prefer Space Harrier... It's more fun to fly around and shoot sh*t
what the absolute hell
He never scored.♂️🚫♀️
i hate this minigame with a passion.
Its a Sega classic arcade in real life man its awesom enough for me because i used to play this arcade even if i born in 2003
Better than disco or "cat fight" and sometimes karaoke can be stupid too
Daniel Rodriguez no way bro the disco and karaoke are the best parts of this game out run fucking sucks
Daniel Rodriguez I can see what you mean w disco but no fckin way does karaoke ever get old
Say what you will, at least this is still easier to figure out and play than Space Harrier
God....damnit..
Out Run
I thought she was underage...
I thought we'll maybe she's like 14 and in Japan that's legal so he's ok ? Unlike with mika who is like 10 or less
Daniel Rodriguez nah Ruka is around 22 so in 0 shes older than Kiryu
Lmfao
I hate this minigame
Well shit.
I genuinely hate this substory
Who doesn't honestly
Exactly I just want my fourth style I don't want to grind a damm arcade game
XD WTH GIRL
This mission sucks