JAKE MITCHELL: Britain's Cringiest 'Roadman' Wannabe!

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  • @jaack
    @jaack  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4976

    Despite this being just another wank video from my shed; this did actually take ages to make. I’ve tried loads of series during my 10 years on TH-cam, and so far - only the Happy Hour podcast is one I’ve stuck with for more than 6 months! If you really enjoy Rank Bank, and want to see more episodes, I’m going to need to hear it, ya fuckers! So if this video hits 25,000 likes (big ask…) I’ll begin writing episode 2.That’s a bloody promise. Also, suggest the rank channels you want to see put into the Rank Bank, down below!

    • @owlproductiones
      @owlproductiones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great video Jack, but it's queasy not queezy in your description

    • @MattPL3_2
      @MattPL3_2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Do Lance stewart

    • @t_wilson4578
      @t_wilson4578 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @emilycowie7630
      @emilycowie7630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fucking Morgz please

    • @zawok1969
      @zawok1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you Jack so much for making this video!! I've been waiting soo long for a video on Jake Mitchell!! Can you please make a video about morgz and his mum. Thanks Jack :)

  • @radayah841
    @radayah841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5756

    Whips out a bottle of foundation and calls it's concealer, is Fiona teaching you NOTHING!

    • @tuffteey112
      @tuffteey112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Radayah Uzma my name is Fiona and I was so confused when I first read that 😂

    • @jackfr10
      @jackfr10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@sam24hardy Wow, you're a bit aggressive.

    • @lilykajd2203
      @lilykajd2203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sam Hardy 😂😂😂

    • @beautyh.9898
      @beautyh.9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miss mate

    • @Jade-5713
      @Jade-5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂💀

  • @Mariia002
    @Mariia002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    Here to see why Eloise looked like she wanted to murder him

  • @rebecca2047
    @rebecca2047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    "I'm going to cover it up with concealer"
    **Uses Foundation**

    • @jw045
      @jw045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Rebecca I’d like to apologise on his behalf as most of us men know fuck all about make up

    • @katiewaters1794
      @katiewaters1794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To be fair concealer and foundation do the same thing,foundation is just in a bigger bottle and lasts longer....

    • @pennyg1195
      @pennyg1195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Katie Waters no concealer has way more coverage

    • @alexrightnow2531
      @alexrightnow2531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bitch I'm a teenage girl and I know fuck all about makeup lol

    • @AdamDSalt
      @AdamDSalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rebecca Not sure he gives a shit tbh

  • @betasquadshort
    @betasquadshort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Who's here after watching the locked in episode?

    • @ivankapetrichor5187
      @ivankapetrichor5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mee!

    • @imogeninsufferable
      @imogeninsufferable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me. I'm looking everywhere to find where Jack spoke negatively about that JMX lad as well. I can't find evidence anywhere though. Anyone know?

    • @cusinator
      @cusinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remembered this video, but not JMX

    • @yulana990
      @yulana990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@imogeninsufferable There was a JMX video in 2017 but it's deleted, you can see some people on twitter who liked a video from Jaack called exposing JMX or something. But it was just 1 video 3 years ago that seems to have been gone for a while.

    • @imogeninsufferable
      @imogeninsufferable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yulana990 oh! Is it available anywhere or do u remember what was said?

  • @jibrilmohamed4120
    @jibrilmohamed4120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Who’s here after the new footasylum Locked in video

  • @mjh7236
    @mjh7236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    First Ellie Goulding, now Jake Mitchell? Jack's never gonna be asked to switch the Christmas lights on in Hereford.

    • @Ivy-og5xd
      @Ivy-og5xd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MJ H
      Who doesn’t he have drama with? Lmao

    • @ayeshabehery1400
      @ayeshabehery1400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Comment gold.

    • @joshwatkins4561
      @joshwatkins4561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Way surely this is Hereford gang yeha

    • @rhiannonford9813
      @rhiannonford9813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He wouldn't miss much, just the fucking awful Christmas tree

    • @solllx104
      @solllx104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hereford is sick

  • @hellohi7803
    @hellohi7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1686

    I will never, NEVER understand how the roadman look is considered attractive

    • @queenbean6922
      @queenbean6922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      hello hi wait ? People actually think it is?

    • @Enigmajestic1
      @Enigmajestic1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Them man dress for each other

    • @lasagne5161
      @lasagne5161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      the look gives me lots of red flags. drugs, smoking, alcohol it's like they are hiding something

    • @queenbean6922
      @queenbean6922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ayesha they r hiding that they are gay

    • @connorohoare7470
      @connorohoare7470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It used to be a central London style where you’d flex a bit Couse your getting a bit of money usually from illegal activity but the people who wore it where tough or nails not like this little nerd

  • @blythehilton6641
    @blythehilton6641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    You’ve got to do saffron barker now- the epitome of rank

  • @Juliaa1708
    @Juliaa1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Who’s here after Eloise nearly cried when she saw jaackmate tonight

    • @jamiel6482
      @jamiel6482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Only time she got air time

    • @aquataylorr
      @aquataylorr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me loool

    • @Adam-lq7fx
      @Adam-lq7fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeh

    • @Adam-lq7fx
      @Adam-lq7fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      She said she was 14 tho but she’s 18 now and this was a year ago

    • @ivankapetrichor5187
      @ivankapetrichor5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yesss!

  • @cpfcfin4715
    @cpfcfin4715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    Acting like he’s from London yet he’s from little Hereford which is literally countryside

    • @sebparry7767
      @sebparry7767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But have you seen a cow

    • @cpfcfin4715
      @cpfcfin4715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Sebastian Parry yeah mate I’m from Hereford

    • @sebparry7767
      @sebparry7767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh i thought u were dissing hereford

    • @coribramham2454
      @coribramham2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nothin worse when sum1 tries to put it on. Shits laughable lol

    • @drab8591
      @drab8591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Happens up and down the country, I blame the internet and the demise of bullying

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    my jaw dropped when he was above Ellie Goulding in the list of most famous people from Hereford, England. that was stupendous

    • @Mt-bj4nm
      @Mt-bj4nm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      El Scourou who’s Ellie Goulding ?

    • @pulptoe98
      @pulptoe98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mt-bj4nm oh my...

    • @Daniel-oz6qu
      @Daniel-oz6qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mt-bj4nm A very average musician

    • @subblonde3101
      @subblonde3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Daniel-oz6qu shut up, lights will forever be one of the greatest songs.

    • @Daniel-oz6qu
      @Daniel-oz6qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@subblonde3101 yeah alright

  • @alex-kc9rd
    @alex-kc9rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Jake Mitchell’s new accent is me when I go to uni up north and don’t want the entirety of Manchester finding out I’m from Oxfordshire and bullying me

    • @signity5540
      @signity5540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      manchesters shit come to liverpool

    • @josephclark77
      @josephclark77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@signity5540 Liverpool shit come to manchester

    • @goobagooba8448
      @goobagooba8448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Se Se shit is manchester, liverpool to come

  • @Hanne736
    @Hanne736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I had never heard of this kid before in my life and I would have preferred to have kept it like that

    • @henriettaonda9744
      @henriettaonda9744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha lol same here , I had no idea who he is🤷‍♀️🙈

  • @chrisneilson7
    @chrisneilson7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Didn't have a clue who Jake Mitchell was, wish I still didn't

    • @CAL1MBO
      @CAL1MBO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same bro

    • @laganjaestranja2202
      @laganjaestranja2202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I used to watch him 🤢

    • @Frank_MC
      @Frank_MC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      laganja estranja unlucky

    • @lilmental2185
      @lilmental2185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live on his street 😂

    • @oliviaharries2852
      @oliviaharries2852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Neilson I used to a always watch him like that he’s been on my favorite people but now he’s horriblexxxx

  • @EVERTHING7
    @EVERTHING7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    I cannot deal with little rich white kids from wealthy areas trying to be underprivileged kids from London 😫

    • @joebob2992
      @joebob2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Spit-Shine Philly w h I t e a r a b

    • @ohyeahyeah1068
      @ohyeahyeah1068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spit-Shine Philly I class places like Romania and khazakstan as 3rd world countries. Living off chickens and shit

    • @CC-uq2bu
      @CC-uq2bu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spit-Shine Philly exactly 🙌🏽

    • @goonseb6456
      @goonseb6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Spit-Shine Philly it is little rich white kids listening to London gang music and then they think they are a part of that live

    • @EVERTHING7
      @EVERTHING7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spit-Shine Philly lol fucking hell

  • @bellab8945
    @bellab8945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    saffron barker, touchdalight or james Charles need to be the next in this series🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @bakirafzal9929
      @bakirafzal9929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Touchdalight is ace, I think u wrote his name by mistake hun

    • @livs4721
      @livs4721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bakir afzal please leave

    • @skyebrewer5569
      @skyebrewer5569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yhhsaffron barker deffo needs to be👍🏼

    • @phiaoconnor
      @phiaoconnor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bakirafzal9929 nah his content is shit no, well boring

    • @bakirafzal9929
      @bakirafzal9929 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@livs4721 lool no I like Jack mates content and touchdalights so I have a right to be here 😊

  • @philipburrows6024
    @philipburrows6024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Genuinely the funniest bloke on TH-cam. Never change mate.

  • @molliejones9287
    @molliejones9287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I live in hereford..... he's literally putting the whole place to shame!!

    • @charll1404
      @charll1404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      mollie jones tell me about it, I’ve known him since primary as I was in his year. He was alright at first. Ever since he’s gotten big he turned super obnoxious lmao.

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just moved here but I'm packing my bags as we speak!

    • @lib8007
      @lib8007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mollie jones yo! im from worcestershire!

    • @Ruthevin
      @Ruthevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charll1404 Did he go to whitecross?

    • @amy_leigh_xo3077
      @amy_leigh_xo3077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And me 😂

  • @megan7663
    @megan7663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    How the hell is he 19, he looks 12.

    • @aussietalks6642
      @aussietalks6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      megan barraclough for a sec i
      Thought you were talking about jaaaackmaaaate

    • @yallneedjesus6343
      @yallneedjesus6343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's the Bieber Effect

  • @kuachii1408
    @kuachii1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Im here from locked in episode 9

  • @mattymoomoo036
    @mattymoomoo036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Please do Morgz (and his mum) next :)

    • @EthanMoss-Wills
      @EthanMoss-Wills 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dirty boy

    • @Tom-sw6fc
      @Tom-sw6fc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds normal to me

    • @EthanMoss-Wills
      @EthanMoss-Wills 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tom-sw6fc Dunno what you get up to in your free time

    • @tortoisetarzan
      @tortoisetarzan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Moss-Wills Yh I know wtf

    • @tortoisetarzan
      @tortoisetarzan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Txmmacc wtf

  • @riaeddy6442
    @riaeddy6442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Jack is becoming one of those beauty vloggers..

    • @daysb5084
      @daysb5084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He'll be bringing out a £50 advent calendar next 😂

  • @subtokryozk3077
    @subtokryozk3077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    As a qualified roadman, this is disgraceful. I will bring this up in a meeting with gang next time I get the chance, might have to run from opps so could be delayed, but I will definitely let you know how it goes. For the culture!

    • @beepboop1930
      @beepboop1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hope the meeting goes wida bang

    • @crispouk3070
      @crispouk3070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You ain’t on piss. People like you put real roadmen to shame. #Freebeyonce #freejayZ

    • @tejmag7608
      @tejmag7608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeez you’re cringe

    • @Naeem20100
      @Naeem20100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed. We shall get the Rambo charged up n run tru wid da bally n pattern the bredrin my akh

    • @IC-lt1xc
      @IC-lt1xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur wet

  • @marikalani5056
    @marikalani5056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Whys Elouise moving like Jack killed her firstborn lmaooo funny gal

    • @diyakapoor5504
      @diyakapoor5504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHAHAHA

    • @kazimujammel543
      @kazimujammel543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't know if you got loyalty to your fam, but I would never be cool wit someone that violated my bro- deserved or not

    • @giftokeze4926
      @giftokeze4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah there was another video four years ago, the dad got involved as well LMAOO do your research

    • @nicolewilliamss4685
      @nicolewilliamss4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kazimujammel543 exactly I commented my opinion just like yours and got shamed for it pretty much 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @KerouacsAccomplice
      @KerouacsAccomplice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hateful content for people full of hate.

  • @bradalls
    @bradalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Eloise said you slagged off her “whole” family. Twisted that a bit didn’t she

    • @sugarspells8781
      @sugarspells8781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was another video. Four years ago.

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      who is this eloise people keep talking about

    • @bradalls
      @bradalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@puddleduck1405 his sister, she was on a foot asylum TH-cam series

  • @thenamescara64
    @thenamescara64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    he also cheated on saffron barker afew years ago....

    • @brittpaget1010
      @brittpaget1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did indeed on her there was a video from the girl he cheated on with exposing him

  • @jess_6341
    @jess_6341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Sad when this is what 90% of the boys aged 15-19 have ended up like🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @plugGod_
      @plugGod_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tf hell no

    • @goonisamenace8956
      @goonisamenace8956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tf you high

    • @hannahs2265
      @hannahs2265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That seems like a HUGE exaggeration. I'd say 5%, if that.

    • @ridjxbdnjs_2995
      @ridjxbdnjs_2995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      boys in America/Britain ******

    • @erectustesticulus3191
      @erectustesticulus3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      xxxmarlacatherinexxx na American ain’t tough nor road. They’re either country boys or surfer stoners.

  • @user-tm3wd5fp9b
    @user-tm3wd5fp9b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Who’s here after footasylum episode🤣

  • @zolonny
    @zolonny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Jake was at a club in hereford, and he was shouting "I'm a celebrity dont push me" and walked into my sister, like wtf

    • @maisieperry8496
      @maisieperry8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @deanmcelwee5791
      @deanmcelwee5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ios5513 he's making me consider getting on a boat then straight to Hereford haha funny thing is I would

    • @lizardpoo8524
      @lizardpoo8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What even is a celebrity anymore. Doesn't mean much.

    • @vincenthill6037
      @vincenthill6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deanmcelwee5791 you can't get a boat to Hereford dude

    • @deanmcelwee5791
      @deanmcelwee5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vincenthill6037 I'm a cross the pond u eejit course I can plus get a rental

  • @Ben-og1xs
    @Ben-og1xs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Didn’t know who jake mitchell was before this. Now i feel sick

  • @georgiaedgeley2365
    @georgiaedgeley2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Please do one about Saffron Barker 😂😂😂😂

    • @yamicivetta5252
      @yamicivetta5252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Georgia Edgeley ugh I’ve heard of her through Angelika, she’s the worst.

    • @rebeccarousell8596
      @rebeccarousell8596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YESSSS

    • @annzpie
      @annzpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that Anastasia girl 🙄

    • @georgiaedgeley2365
      @georgiaedgeley2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yami Civetta haha she is!! I can’t help but watch her though just to see how annoying she is 😂😂

    • @georgiaedgeley2365
      @georgiaedgeley2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kylie nova yep!! They’re basically clones of eachother

  • @phoebeneedham72
    @phoebeneedham72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "I'm basically james charles now"
    This cracked me up 😂😂

  • @omari9593
    @omari9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Who’s watching this from Locked In?

  • @The.twinsies
    @The.twinsies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    PLEASE DO ONE ON THE JAMES CHARLES SCANDAL 😂

    • @imconfuseded
      @imconfuseded 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not "the" scandal, james charles entirely

    • @Kamillouu
      @Kamillouu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nooooo it has to stop

    • @lucysutherland1470
      @lucysutherland1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This didn’t age well

  • @gi4734
    @gi4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I use to be in the same high school as Jake and omg he was such a twat to everyone. He looked down at everyone like we were peasants.

    • @paulasuarez5960
      @paulasuarez5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jorja :p really? Wtf

    • @youngdaneth24
      @youngdaneth24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let’s be real you just didn’t did you

    • @gi4734
      @gi4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@youngdaneth24 Dude ye i did, Bishop's high school. He left soon after i started.

    • @user-vo9xe4yw7i
      @user-vo9xe4yw7i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Knvg someone had to go to school with him, why not this person?

    • @gi4734
      @gi4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-vo9xe4yw7i Exactly, thank you. Also yass beebo!! ^-^

  • @zawok1969
    @zawok1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Thank you Jack so much for making this video!! I've been waiting soo long for a video on Jake Mitchell!! Can you please make a video about morgz and his mum. Thanks Jack :)

  • @jaybee7761
    @jaybee7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Anyone else come to rewatch this after tonights Locked In? LOL

  • @laylaxx2585
    @laylaxx2585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    *touchdalight, saffron barker, morgz and tanya burr*

    • @kaceymcwhir6705
      @kaceymcwhir6705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Layla xx wait what happened to tanya?

    • @naima819
      @naima819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Layla xx he has made a video on both touchdalight and morgz

    • @laylaxx2585
      @laylaxx2585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maira Huss I said that a moth ago before he has lol

    • @laylaxx2585
      @laylaxx2585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kacey Mcwhir god knows

    • @naima819
      @naima819 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Layla xx yeah well I just assumed you didn’t see it yet 🙄

  • @bripez
    @bripez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I thought saffron barker was around 26 not 18! What the

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’ve read another comment in a video saying “the years aren’t kind to her” and it’s so true. Thought she was going on her thirties damn

    • @bripez
      @bripez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WonderLust I looked at a video I remember seeing her in a while ago when I thought she was at least 25, turns out it was 2 years ago so she was 16. I can’t believe it

    • @leoneabbacchio2098
      @leoneabbacchio2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmaoooo she looks about 30 ohmygod

  • @abbeyclaydon3152
    @abbeyclaydon3152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Feels like Jack hasn't uploaded in ages

    • @zizi368
      @zizi368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MATTY HEALY

    • @maisieotoole4417
      @maisieotoole4417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi I’m here because your profile pic is Matty x x x x

    • @abbeyclaydon3152
      @abbeyclaydon3152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeet yeet yesss😂

    • @abbeyclaydon3152
      @abbeyclaydon3152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maisië O'Toole :) 😁xx

  • @IshanAli
    @IshanAli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Missed your uploads! Glad you’re back

    • @maddie827
      @maddie827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ishan Ali you know I always see you commenting on youtuber’s videos we both watch- you seem like a great supporter and subscriber

    • @Dawn11180
      @Dawn11180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How do you watch every single youtuber i watch

    • @maddie827
      @maddie827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yuisaway I’ve just noticed him on other videos and stuff 🤷🏽‍♀️ didn’t have any bad intentions and never meant it like that

    • @MrsNomad-qt1yh
      @MrsNomad-qt1yh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      madeleine she’s talking to him not you...just thought I’d clarify

    • @user-gn2kp7id1f
      @user-gn2kp7id1f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      madeleine oh Madeline, you’re back?

  • @focalcrowd4135
    @focalcrowd4135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Won’t even be this early to my own funeral!

  • @MattPL3_2
    @MattPL3_2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    'video about my whole family' ah pipe down eloise you weapon

    • @nicolewilliamss4685
      @nicolewilliamss4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Think there was a different video that could of been about her whole family bc she said the video was made when she was 14 her family seem lovely don’t know why there’s the need to make videos like this about people

    • @KerouacsAccomplice
      @KerouacsAccomplice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hateful content for people full of hate

    • @raidahh6161
      @raidahh6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicolewilliamss4685 its literally a joke 💀💀💀

  • @user-so5zh4dd1i
    @user-so5zh4dd1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I mean Eloise just wasn’t 14 was she

    • @db_syx1300
      @db_syx1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how old was she

    • @tarekk19
      @tarekk19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Came on here to say exactly that 😂

    • @giftokeze4926
      @giftokeze4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah there was another video four years ago, the dad got involved as well LMAOO do your research

    • @jacqueenoel4490
      @jacqueenoel4490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@giftokeze4926 are you just copy & pasting that same comment everywhere it’s like the third time i’ve seen it word for word

    • @user-so5zh4dd1i
      @user-so5zh4dd1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@giftokeze4926 man said research on jake Mitchell dkm 💀

  • @livingsea2516
    @livingsea2516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Episode 2: TouchDaLight?

    • @yeetusthatfeetus7059
      @yeetusthatfeetus7059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @livingsea2 more like touchdasister

    • @selinagranst4141
      @selinagranst4141 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @livingsea2516
      @livingsea2516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeetus that feetus if he’s not touching someone he’s bathing in a bit of Sainsbury’s own brand bleach.

    • @user-rn3op5ex9v
      @user-rn3op5ex9v 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LivingSea2 touchdaqueef

    • @livingsea2516
      @livingsea2516 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-rn3op5ex9v CAM KIRKHAM BAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @siarmstrong4871
    @siarmstrong4871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Once jake Mitchell hits puberty and is out on his own he should take a walk round some south London estates to get a reality check

    • @SpiceisRice
      @SpiceisRice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get him to Peckham asap

    • @lewishersee4520
      @lewishersee4520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Si Armstrong My Guy I wanted to say the same thing you no. Little neek would be bullied hard

    • @OT_OTDway
      @OT_OTDway 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s done songs with loads of guys from ends so he’s more rated than most people in the comments😂 obvs he’s moist but just because he wears designer and says ‘widda bang’ which isn’t London slang anyway, doesn’t mean he thinks he’s hard

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy ปีที่แล้ว

      That niqqa would get shanked fast

  • @_curtis
    @_curtis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Omg isn't this the guy who was proud he failed his GCSEs bc he went to a party the night before

    • @monkeygif5543
      @monkeygif5543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he also missed a couple exams because he went to vidcon instead

    • @utilizeolly8491
      @utilizeolly8491 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @imfytm3350
      @imfytm3350 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      na he got c's in all dem

  • @ivyahern7104
    @ivyahern7104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    14:36 never trust a bloke that films himself getting out of his mercedes with a stone island jacket and airpods. it's as if he's trying to be a parody.

  • @MiquelEddie
    @MiquelEddie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    15:00 “yo what you saying g” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @beth8132
    @beth8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Please do an episode on:
    Tanya burr
    Jordan houston
    TouchDaLight
    Saffron Barker

    • @angelicagayle7414
      @angelicagayle7414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      beth and Jim Chapman!

    • @AJ-hg4by
      @AJ-hg4by 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why Tanya Burr?

    • @littleafricanpeen8641
      @littleafricanpeen8641 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      beth Jordan houston is alright he does funny videos

    • @abbie1129
      @abbie1129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thatguymichaelrosen C Used to, now hes making the same videos he used to make fun of

    • @beth8132
      @beth8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AJ-hg4by she has no direction in where shes going or doing, she did make up, then baking and now below average acting.
      I may be more of a matter of oppinion but i just feel she has lost direction of who she is and what she likes.

  • @valiummarbles317
    @valiummarbles317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I guess I'll never be able to understand people who genuinely find guys like Jake Mitchell attractive.

    • @valiummarbles317
      @valiummarbles317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ismail KhanOfficial For some reason it's hard to care about his eyes and jawline.

    • @hi-ls6lt
      @hi-ls6lt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He was slightly attractive when he was younger not gonna lie however now he looks like a...chav

    • @aislingohara2416
      @aislingohara2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is a good looking lad

    • @adammoloney2562
      @adammoloney2562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What you mean 13 year old girls

    • @sophiaalsbury706
      @sophiaalsbury706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lotte in weimar he looks about 11 years old hahahahha

  • @romcruse4011
    @romcruse4011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    So much energy did you snort a line before you started filming hahaha

  • @ilonaterry2703
    @ilonaterry2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i’m from hereford and people actually hate jake mitchell and most people his age act like that here

  • @MrLogik10
    @MrLogik10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Who’s here from Locked in?

  • @freyarebekah5635
    @freyarebekah5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Tanya burr next please!! xD

    • @abilou7225
      @abilou7225 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dinorix yesssss 😂😂😂

    • @freyarebekah5635
      @freyarebekah5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abi Lou It has to happen!! 😂

    • @freyarebekah5635
      @freyarebekah5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max Scardanelli so true though, haha

    • @ginat.8064
      @ginat.8064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What’s so bad about Tanya? I havent watched her in years but I used to really like her makeup videos.

    • @freyarebekah5635
      @freyarebekah5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gina T. She’s changed a lot for the worse, she’s recently divorced Jim also, and given up on what she had previously to become a ‘wanna be’ actress, which isn’t really who she is. Also making out she’s friends with big actresses on Instagram, when they don’t even follow her back. There’s a lot more too it but there’s some small details. I used to love her makeup videos too, but seems she’s just changed completely!

  • @laiisaaaa3718
    @laiisaaaa3718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Holy shit that James Charles edit scared me. Never do that again, Jack.

    • @jaack
      @jaack  5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I genuinely didn’t make it.

    • @SamLewis6
      @SamLewis6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JaackMaate that’s even worse

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Glad to see you’re using the vlogger Instagram tag thing, very classy Jack

  • @bricks4pennies426
    @bricks4pennies426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ok so background, I’m from Hereford and we went to opposing schools, he got on my bus one time and took my shoe and chucked it out the window when I asked whether he dances on TH-cam, he is a goat coke user, and he became friends with those that do the same sort of thing, and that’s why he is like he is

    • @maisieperry8496
      @maisieperry8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m from Hereford aswekk

    • @etherdemon9729
      @etherdemon9729 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine throwing someones shoe out the window

  • @danh6587
    @danh6587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Who’s here watching after Jack’s appearance on footasylum’s “Locked in” where he pissed off jakes sister? 😂

  • @bessiebuddy7951
    @bessiebuddy7951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    She’s kinda young but I’d love to see you “critique” rubyrube. She just ... well you’ll see...

    • @IceHolmvik
      @IceHolmvik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My god what have you exposed me to?! 🤢

    • @thetiarnanater
      @thetiarnanater 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i now need to bleach my eyes

  • @mikedrop4421
    @mikedrop4421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I didn't want to give Jake the views so I'm leaving my list here.
    #1 Don't draw suns.
    #2 Always draw suns.
    #3 Don't draw sons.
    #4 Always draw sons.
    #5 Don't go to the cinema but I stuff my pockets full of tater tots before leaving the house every morning.
    #6 Also I never leave comments in list form on TH-cam videos.
    #7 I always speak in list form.
    #8 I'm allergic to lists of all forms
    #9 I enter classes only after giving the entire school a written warning.
    #10 All my lists have 10 items. Because it's the law and I'm a good person.

  • @katieann19
    @katieann19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I’ve seen the thumbnail and don’t know if I can even watch the full video, his face is too much for me

  • @user-mb2ef8zz2j
    @user-mb2ef8zz2j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Whose here when he met jack Mitchell sister oh footasylum locked in

  • @David-jt1be
    @David-jt1be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    POV: u are here from footasylum 😃👍🏾

  • @ajlmedia5741
    @ajlmedia5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Don’t know how you didn’t immediately realise that Hereford is the home of strongbow dark fruit tbh

    • @bigdonac2666
      @bigdonac2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real best Celeb of Hereford

    • @ajlmedia5741
      @ajlmedia5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BigDonAC amen to that

    • @t.6071
      @t.6071 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol who knows that? 😆

  • @kimmycupcake1000
    @kimmycupcake1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    life sucks and then i watch jaackmate, and i get through another day.

  • @dvalentino87
    @dvalentino87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You are the literally the only youtuber i can watch anymore your videos are just funny everyone else like you said at the beginnings are offended little fairies ... keep it up #rankbank

  • @kjdrip2219
    @kjdrip2219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    If he’s a roadman who lives in the country side how’s he gonna go cunch if he’s already in cunch

    • @natsiel
      @natsiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KJDrip man goes to Colombia with a back pack comes back with 2 suitcases.

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂cunch youts are cringe like you’re the nitties we move there for not the trappers

    • @uaintboutdatlife2473
      @uaintboutdatlife2473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ukbanterclips1465 if u ain't from da pool Manny Brum or London Ur from cunch so 🤐

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll back d 15 inch I ain't no verbalist 247 what the fuck is “da pool” lool up north is basically all cunch

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll back d 15 inch I ain't no verbalist 247 white cities are cunch by default

  • @robertlawrence4918
    @robertlawrence4918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Jake Mitchell was accused of cheating on Saffron Barker 😂

  • @almondbabie4957
    @almondbabie4957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If anyone’s wondering why Eloise wasn’t happy with Jack on locked in - there was another vid he did years ago after Jake cheated on Saffron Barker, their dad Rob got involved in it on Twitter and it was a low-key scandal as his whole family were defending him even though there was evidence

    • @missmorningst4r558
      @missmorningst4r558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey :) I'm trying to find it right now, does he still have the video up? All these people in the comments calling Eloise a liar based on this one video are so annoying.

    • @jujbujbjj2989
      @jujbujbjj2989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So Jake cheats on saffron,someone calls him out for it and they get painted to be the bad guy,laughable

    • @nicolewilliamss4685
      @nicolewilliamss4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@missmorningst4r558 exactly it’s so annoying! They don’t know anything ffs I commented my opinions on the comments here and got shamed for it pretty much 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @bishopgains7863
    @bishopgains7863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The jaundice joke isn't getting enough credit 😂

  • @sw9818
    @sw9818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    You've gotta do James Charles next episode 😂

    • @nanpike4551
      @nanpike4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      poo
      poo
      poo

    • @taehajarvis8364
      @taehajarvis8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nanpike4551 ?

    • @NSRSkyline
      @NSRSkyline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taehajarvis8364 he's showing the full vocabulary of the average James Charles fan

  • @hollypl5685
    @hollypl5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Jack was the most entertaining person in locked in and he was only in it for 10 minutes! As if Elouise overreacted that much. Wishing you the best Jack. Love your podcasts :)

    • @nicolewilliamss4685
      @nicolewilliamss4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No he made most ppl in locked in feel pissed off and uncomfortable 😂😭

    • @KerouacsAccomplice
      @KerouacsAccomplice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hateful content for people full of hate.

  • @louispedlar2485
    @louispedlar2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    No one in Hereford likes Jake Mitchell anyway 😂😂 trust me

    • @garethgoode7900
      @garethgoode7900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wen ever I see him in town (hereford) he try’s to act so hard like plsss stop

    • @brendanfisher2528
      @brendanfisher2528 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@its666am not very hard to have ego bigger than his balls. he has a vagina!

  • @charliemaynard6375
    @charliemaynard6375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Anyone here from Locked In

  • @user-fz3ot4rm9g
    @user-fz3ot4rm9g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I saw his Instagram literally the other day and nearly puked. It’s the most cringe thing I’ve ever seen pahahahah😂

  • @tutin4090
    @tutin4090 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "things we all did" videos, rap song about teachers judging and overcoming them, the 2015 Dortmund player haircut, it's so blatant he was just basing himself entirely off Joe Weller. He even used the same whistling background music and the Stormzy instrumental.

  • @iStreaky
    @iStreaky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Who's here after Eloise's death stare on Locked In?

  • @hh-ul3kj
    @hh-ul3kj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *when your from London and you have to deal with people like this every day of your life*

  • @UGeurope
    @UGeurope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Nobody:
    Jackmate: SWEGWAY

  • @callmeclown3518
    @callmeclown3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m from Hereford. Jake went to my school. He’s an absolute melt

    • @davestar4718
      @davestar4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can we have more info?

  • @kryptoknight6043
    @kryptoknight6043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the making of this video .. long live the Rank Bank #rankbank

  • @esatgunaydin718
    @esatgunaydin718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Still don’t understand why eloise is that mad is a pretty good vid, he’s just takin the piss

    • @prathvk6266
      @prathvk6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@giftokeze4926 ye but have you seen the vid from four years ago. Jack is actually spitting pure fax. Jake was acting like the most toxic person ever

    • @giftokeze4926
      @giftokeze4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prathvk6266 alright then

    • @KerouacsAccomplice
      @KerouacsAccomplice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hateful content for people full of hate

  • @dixienormous13
    @dixienormous13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I actually feel sick, if my son even attempted to be like that twat i would divorce him as a mother 🤣 great vid jack

    • @lucygomez6663
      @lucygomez6663 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @yusein890
      @yusein890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m confused

    • @nimorisigh
      @nimorisigh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you meant to say "disown" ????

    • @dixienormous13
      @dixienormous13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nimorisigh no if i was meant to say that i would have said it smart arse

    • @sophiaridgeon5688
      @sophiaridgeon5688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nimorisigh *applaudable response*

  • @amanjatt799
    @amanjatt799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Who's here after Locked In?

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The World's Best Critique for TH-cam.
    It's not you Jack.
    It's JaackMaate!!!

  • @callummoloney8649
    @callummoloney8649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Finally someone taking the piss out of him 👌👏👏

  • @w7n424
    @w7n424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jake: I really wanna do music way more.
    Also Jake: “ takes down all song from TH-cam because of the hate”
    😂 lmao

  • @Olivia-ht7we
    @Olivia-ht7we 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Jack: NEW SERIES!
    *3 weeks later*
    Jack: NEW SERIES!
    *3 months of silence*
    Jack: I’M BACK! NEW SERIES!
    *crickets*
    Jack: *I’M BACK*

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least he's consistent.

  • @jadejenkins790
    @jadejenkins790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m also from Hereford & the amount of people who treat him like royalty is unreal. There are women my age (23) who will wait outside the clubs because he’s in them.. pathetic he does my head in hahah!

  • @katy_d2168
    @katy_d2168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I’m gonna cover it up with concealer” ** holds up foundation**

  • @freddiefulton9905
    @freddiefulton9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who here after watching foot asylum locked in 🤣

  • @Jack-pe4we
    @Jack-pe4we 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can't tell the difference between his accent before and his accent after, because I'm a dirty American lol, but I'm assuming it's like a northern American going down south and putting on a yeehaw accent.

    • @WaterMeetsLava
      @WaterMeetsLava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spot on! 😂

    • @lizardpoo8524
      @lizardpoo8524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol not really.

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      nah it's more like a rich white kid from the suburbs of ohio going up to detroit and putting on baggy clothes n shit and attempting to put on their accents and use their slang

    • @Jack-pe4we
      @Jack-pe4we 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadybeashooketh1911 Oh jesus that's so much worse

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jack-pe4we feel my pain🥴

  • @norasaleh6072
    @norasaleh6072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Can u PLEASE see how cringey SAFRON BARKER is

  • @Hawktuah2000
    @Hawktuah2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He still doesn’t sound like a Londoner, even if he is trying

  • @otnzx5otnzx583
    @otnzx5otnzx583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The what we wanna song he is tryna be like joe weller, then copied Jake Paul and now thinks he’s a member of 67

  • @youtubeyt814
    @youtubeyt814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Who came from footasylum lockedin

  • @brookeborley8311
    @brookeborley8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We are all back here from locked in lmao

  • @mufc435
    @mufc435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Elliot crawfords channel has gotta make it, those music videos of him trying to be drake are tremendous