JAKE MITCHELL: Britain's Cringiest 'Roadman' Wannabe!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- Rank Bank 2: JAKE MITCHELL!
Jake Mitchell used to be a teenager with a fringe, making relatable content for thousands of adoring female fans, who swooned over his perfect teeth and emoji cushion collection - but in recent years, he now fully believes he's a roadman from South London, and even speaks with a 'street accent'. Not sure why. Not sure how. But it'll make you feel queasy...
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Great video Jack, but it's queasy not queezy in your description
Do Lance stewart
😂😂😂
Fucking Morgz please
Thank you Jack so much for making this video!! I've been waiting soo long for a video on Jake Mitchell!! Can you please make a video about morgz and his mum. Thanks Jack :)
Whips out a bottle of foundation and calls it's concealer, is Fiona teaching you NOTHING!
Radayah Uzma my name is Fiona and I was so confused when I first read that 😂
@@sam24hardy Wow, you're a bit aggressive.
Sam Hardy 😂😂😂
Miss mate
😂😂😂💀
Here to see why Eloise looked like she wanted to murder him
Omg thought it was only me
Hahahah me too,
Same here
lmao same
ahaha same
"I'm going to cover it up with concealer"
**Uses Foundation**
Rebecca I’d like to apologise on his behalf as most of us men know fuck all about make up
To be fair concealer and foundation do the same thing,foundation is just in a bigger bottle and lasts longer....
Katie Waters no concealer has way more coverage
Bitch I'm a teenage girl and I know fuck all about makeup lol
Rebecca Not sure he gives a shit tbh
Who's here after watching the locked in episode?
mee!
Me. I'm looking everywhere to find where Jack spoke negatively about that JMX lad as well. I can't find evidence anywhere though. Anyone know?
I remembered this video, but not JMX
@@imogeninsufferable There was a JMX video in 2017 but it's deleted, you can see some people on twitter who liked a video from Jaack called exposing JMX or something. But it was just 1 video 3 years ago that seems to have been gone for a while.
@@yulana990 oh! Is it available anywhere or do u remember what was said?
Who’s here after Eloise nearly cried when she saw jaackmate tonight
Only time she got air time
Me loool
Yeh
She said she was 14 tho but she’s 18 now and this was a year ago
yesss!
First Ellie Goulding, now Jake Mitchell? Jack's never gonna be asked to switch the Christmas lights on in Hereford.
MJ H
Who doesn’t he have drama with? Lmao
Comment gold.
Way surely this is Hereford gang yeha
He wouldn't miss much, just the fucking awful Christmas tree
Hereford is sick
I will never, NEVER understand how the roadman look is considered attractive
hello hi wait ? People actually think it is?
Them man dress for each other
the look gives me lots of red flags. drugs, smoking, alcohol it's like they are hiding something
ayesha they r hiding that they are gay
It used to be a central London style where you’d flex a bit Couse your getting a bit of money usually from illegal activity but the people who wore it where tough or nails not like this little nerd
Jake Mitchell’s new accent is me when I go to uni up north and don’t want the entirety of Manchester finding out I’m from Oxfordshire and bullying me
manchesters shit come to liverpool
@@signity5540 Liverpool shit come to manchester
@Se Se shit is manchester, liverpool to come
Who’s here after the new footasylum Locked in video
Me
mee!
Me
Witch ones
I cannot deal with little rich white kids from wealthy areas trying to be underprivileged kids from London 😫
Spit-Shine Philly w h I t e a r a b
Spit-Shine Philly I class places like Romania and khazakstan as 3rd world countries. Living off chickens and shit
Spit-Shine Philly exactly 🙌🏽
Spit-Shine Philly it is little rich white kids listening to London gang music and then they think they are a part of that live
Spit-Shine Philly lol fucking hell
Acting like he’s from London yet he’s from little Hereford which is literally countryside
But have you seen a cow
Sebastian Parry yeah mate I’m from Hereford
Oh i thought u were dissing hereford
Nothin worse when sum1 tries to put it on. Shits laughable lol
Happens up and down the country, I blame the internet and the demise of bullying
my jaw dropped when he was above Ellie Goulding in the list of most famous people from Hereford, England. that was stupendous
El Scourou who’s Ellie Goulding ?
@@Mt-bj4nm oh my...
@@Mt-bj4nm A very average musician
@@Daniel-oz6qu shut up, lights will forever be one of the greatest songs.
@@subblonde3101 yeah alright
Whys Elouise moving like Jack killed her firstborn lmaooo funny gal
AHAHAHA
I don't know if you got loyalty to your fam, but I would never be cool wit someone that violated my bro- deserved or not
Nah there was another video four years ago, the dad got involved as well LMAOO do your research
@@giftokeze4926 but even then he was calling them out for doing something wrong. Jack wasn't in the wrong.
@@kazimujammel543 exactly I commented my opinion just like yours and got shamed for it pretty much 🤷🏻♀️
Didn't have a clue who Jake Mitchell was, wish I still didn't
same bro
I used to watch him 🤢
laganja estranja unlucky
I live on his street 😂
Chris Neilson I used to a always watch him like that he’s been on my favorite people but now he’s horriblexxxx
saffron barker, touchdalight or james Charles need to be the next in this series🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Touchdalight is ace, I think u wrote his name by mistake hun
bakir afzal please leave
yhhsaffron barker deffo needs to be👍🏼
@@bakirafzal9929 nah his content is shit no, well boring
@@livs4721 lool no I like Jack mates content and touchdalights so I have a right to be here 😊
"I'm basically james charles now"
This cracked me up 😂😂
Yay another phoebe
I had never heard of this kid before in my life and I would have preferred to have kept it like that
Hahaha lol same here , I had no idea who he is🤷♀️🙈
Im here from locked in episode 9
Shut up didn’t ask
Same lol
@@FBI-wc9ok Fuck off
@@mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380 don’t cry 😢
@@FBI-wc9ok Not going to mate I'm just telling you to fuck off :)
How the hell is he 19, he looks 12.
megan barraclough for a sec i
Thought you were talking about jaaaackmaaaate
It's the Bieber Effect
Sad when this is what 90% of the boys aged 15-19 have ended up like🤦🏻♀️
Tf hell no
Tf you high
That seems like a HUGE exaggeration. I'd say 5%, if that.
boys in America/Britain ******
xxxmarlacatherinexxx na American ain’t tough nor road. They’re either country boys or surfer stoners.
You’ve got to do saffron barker now- the epitome of rank
Genuinely the funniest bloke on TH-cam. Never change mate.
I live in hereford..... he's literally putting the whole place to shame!!
mollie jones tell me about it, I’ve known him since primary as I was in his year. He was alright at first. Ever since he’s gotten big he turned super obnoxious lmao.
Just moved here but I'm packing my bags as we speak!
mollie jones yo! im from worcestershire!
@@charll1404 Did he go to whitecross?
And me 😂
Anyone else come to rewatch this after tonights Locked In? LOL
Yeah fuckin horrible weed shortage 😂
Please do Morgz (and his mum) next :)
Dirty boy
sounds normal to me
@@Tom-sw6fc Dunno what you get up to in your free time
Ethan Moss-Wills Yh I know wtf
Txmmacc wtf
As a qualified roadman, this is disgraceful. I will bring this up in a meeting with gang next time I get the chance, might have to run from opps so could be delayed, but I will definitely let you know how it goes. For the culture!
Hope the meeting goes wida bang
You ain’t on piss. People like you put real roadmen to shame. #Freebeyonce #freejayZ
Jeez you’re cringe
Agreed. We shall get the Rambo charged up n run tru wid da bally n pattern the bredrin my akh
Ur wet
Please do one about Saffron Barker 😂😂😂😂
Georgia Edgeley ugh I’ve heard of her through Angelika, she’s the worst.
YESSSS
And that Anastasia girl 🙄
Yami Civetta haha she is!! I can’t help but watch her though just to see how annoying she is 😂😂
kylie nova yep!! They’re basically clones of eachother
Eloise said you slagged off her “whole” family. Twisted that a bit didn’t she
There was another video. Four years ago.
who is this eloise people keep talking about
@@puddleduck1405 his sister, she was on a foot asylum TH-cam series
Jake was at a club in hereford, and he was shouting "I'm a celebrity dont push me" and walked into my sister, like wtf
😂
@Ios5513 he's making me consider getting on a boat then straight to Hereford haha funny thing is I would
What even is a celebrity anymore. Doesn't mean much.
@@deanmcelwee5791 you can't get a boat to Hereford dude
@@vincenthill6037 I'm a cross the pond u eejit course I can plus get a rental
Jack is becoming one of those beauty vloggers..
He'll be bringing out a £50 advent calendar next 😂
Who’s here after footasylum episode🤣
Didn’t know who jake mitchell was before this. Now i feel sick
Same here!!
You're lucky!
'video about my whole family' ah pipe down eloise you weapon
Think there was a different video that could of been about her whole family bc she said the video was made when she was 14 her family seem lovely don’t know why there’s the need to make videos like this about people
Hateful content for people full of hate
@@nicolewilliamss4685 its literally a joke 💀💀💀
Who’s watching this from Locked In?
I use to be in the same high school as Jake and omg he was such a twat to everyone. He looked down at everyone like we were peasants.
Jorja :p really? Wtf
Let’s be real you just didn’t did you
@@youngdaneth24 Dude ye i did, Bishop's high school. He left soon after i started.
Knvg someone had to go to school with him, why not this person?
@@user-vo9xe4yw7i Exactly, thank you. Also yass beebo!! ^-^
Once jake Mitchell hits puberty and is out on his own he should take a walk round some south London estates to get a reality check
Get him to Peckham asap
Si Armstrong My Guy I wanted to say the same thing you no. Little neek would be bullied hard
He’s done songs with loads of guys from ends so he’s more rated than most people in the comments😂 obvs he’s moist but just because he wears designer and says ‘widda bang’ which isn’t London slang anyway, doesn’t mean he thinks he’s hard
That niqqa would get shanked fast
Omg isn't this the guy who was proud he failed his GCSEs bc he went to a party the night before
he also missed a couple exams because he went to vidcon instead
😂😂😂😂
na he got c's in all dem
PLEASE DO ONE ON THE JAMES CHARLES SCANDAL 😂
Not "the" scandal, james charles entirely
Nooooo it has to stop
This didn’t age well
I mean Eloise just wasn’t 14 was she
how old was she
Came on here to say exactly that 😂
Nah there was another video four years ago, the dad got involved as well LMAOO do your research
@@giftokeze4926 are you just copy & pasting that same comment everywhere it’s like the third time i’ve seen it word for word
@@giftokeze4926 man said research on jake Mitchell dkm 💀
Won’t even be this early to my own funeral!
Fr 😩
he also cheated on saffron barker afew years ago....
He did indeed on her there was a video from the girl he cheated on with exposing him
Feels like Jack hasn't uploaded in ages
MATTY HEALY
Hi I’m here because your profile pic is Matty x x x x
yeet yeet yesss😂
Maisië O'Toole :) 😁xx
15:00 “yo what you saying g” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
*touchdalight, saffron barker, morgz and tanya burr*
Layla xx wait what happened to tanya?
Layla xx he has made a video on both touchdalight and morgz
Maira Huss I said that a moth ago before he has lol
Kacey Mcwhir god knows
Layla xx yeah well I just assumed you didn’t see it yet 🙄
Tanya burr next please!! xD
Dinorix yesssss 😂😂😂
Abi Lou It has to happen!! 😂
Max Scardanelli so true though, haha
What’s so bad about Tanya? I havent watched her in years but I used to really like her makeup videos.
Gina T. She’s changed a lot for the worse, she’s recently divorced Jim also, and given up on what she had previously to become a ‘wanna be’ actress, which isn’t really who she is. Also making out she’s friends with big actresses on Instagram, when they don’t even follow her back. There’s a lot more too it but there’s some small details. I used to love her makeup videos too, but seems she’s just changed completely!
I guess I'll never be able to understand people who genuinely find guys like Jake Mitchell attractive.
@Ismail KhanOfficial For some reason it's hard to care about his eyes and jawline.
He was slightly attractive when he was younger not gonna lie however now he looks like a...chav
He is a good looking lad
What you mean 13 year old girls
lotte in weimar he looks about 11 years old hahahahha
So much energy did you snort a line before you started filming hahaha
30p energy drink
Who’s here from Locked in?
Who’s here watching after Jack’s appearance on footasylum’s “Locked in” where he pissed off jakes sister? 😂
Holy shit that James Charles edit scared me. Never do that again, Jack.
I genuinely didn’t make it.
JaackMaate that’s even worse
Episode 2: TouchDaLight?
@livingsea2 more like touchdasister
Yes
yeetus that feetus if he’s not touching someone he’s bathing in a bit of Sainsbury’s own brand bleach.
LivingSea2 touchdaqueef
@@user-rn3op5ex9v CAM KIRKHAM BAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY
Thank you Jack so much for making this video!! I've been waiting soo long for a video on Jake Mitchell!! Can you please make a video about morgz and his mum. Thanks Jack :)
14:36 never trust a bloke that films himself getting out of his mercedes with a stone island jacket and airpods. it's as if he's trying to be a parody.
POV: u are here from footasylum 😃👍🏾
You've gotta do James Charles next episode 😂
poo
poo
poo
@@nanpike4551 ?
@@taehajarvis8364 he's showing the full vocabulary of the average James Charles fan
Missed your uploads! Glad you’re back
Ishan Ali you know I always see you commenting on youtuber’s videos we both watch- you seem like a great supporter and subscriber
How do you watch every single youtuber i watch
yuisaway I’ve just noticed him on other videos and stuff 🤷🏽♀️ didn’t have any bad intentions and never meant it like that
madeleine she’s talking to him not you...just thought I’d clarify
madeleine oh Madeline, you’re back?
Whose here when he met jack Mitchell sister oh footasylum locked in
Jake Mitchell was accused of cheating on Saffron Barker 😂
Haha... how funny
It wasn't an accusation
@@helloniggas296 your name 😂😂😂😂
Anyone here from locked in
Don’t know how you didn’t immediately realise that Hereford is the home of strongbow dark fruit tbh
The real best Celeb of Hereford
BigDonAC amen to that
Lol who knows that? 😆
Please do an episode on:
Tanya burr
Jordan houston
TouchDaLight
Saffron Barker
beth and Jim Chapman!
Why Tanya Burr?
beth Jordan houston is alright he does funny videos
Thatguymichaelrosen C Used to, now hes making the same videos he used to make fun of
@@AJ-hg4by she has no direction in where shes going or doing, she did make up, then baking and now below average acting.
I may be more of a matter of oppinion but i just feel she has lost direction of who she is and what she likes.
The jaundice joke isn't getting enough credit 😂
I thought saffron barker was around 26 not 18! What the
I’ve read another comment in a video saying “the years aren’t kind to her” and it’s so true. Thought she was going on her thirties damn
WonderLust I looked at a video I remember seeing her in a while ago when I thought she was at least 25, turns out it was 2 years ago so she was 16. I can’t believe it
lmaoooo she looks about 30 ohmygod
Who's here after Eloise's death stare on Locked In?
Jake: I really wanna do music way more.
Also Jake: “ takes down all song from TH-cam because of the hate”
😂 lmao
If he’s a roadman who lives in the country side how’s he gonna go cunch if he’s already in cunch
KJDrip man goes to Colombia with a back pack comes back with 2 suitcases.
😂😂😂cunch youts are cringe like you’re the nitties we move there for not the trappers
@@ukbanterclips1465 if u ain't from da pool Manny Brum or London Ur from cunch so 🤐
I'll back d 15 inch I ain't no verbalist 247 what the fuck is “da pool” lool up north is basically all cunch
I'll back d 15 inch I ain't no verbalist 247 white cities are cunch by default
Ok so background, I’m from Hereford and we went to opposing schools, he got on my bus one time and took my shoe and chucked it out the window when I asked whether he dances on TH-cam, he is a goat coke user, and he became friends with those that do the same sort of thing, and that’s why he is like he is
I’m from Hereford aswekk
imagine throwing someones shoe out the window
i’m from hereford and people actually hate jake mitchell and most people his age act like that here
ik it's fucking torture
life sucks and then i watch jaackmate, and i get through another day.
Glad to see you’re using the vlogger Instagram tag thing, very classy Jack
I actually feel sick, if my son even attempted to be like that twat i would divorce him as a mother 🤣 great vid jack
😂😂
I’m confused
I think you meant to say "disown" ????
@@nimorisigh no if i was meant to say that i would have said it smart arse
@@nimorisigh *applaudable response*
No one in Hereford likes Jake Mitchell anyway 😂😂 trust me
Wen ever I see him in town (hereford) he try’s to act so hard like plsss stop
@@its666am not very hard to have ego bigger than his balls. he has a vagina!
“I’m gonna cover it up with concealer” ** holds up foundation**
If anyone’s wondering why Eloise wasn’t happy with Jack on locked in - there was another vid he did years ago after Jake cheated on Saffron Barker, their dad Rob got involved in it on Twitter and it was a low-key scandal as his whole family were defending him even though there was evidence
Hey :) I'm trying to find it right now, does he still have the video up? All these people in the comments calling Eloise a liar based on this one video are so annoying.
So Jake cheats on saffron,someone calls him out for it and they get painted to be the bad guy,laughable
@@missmorningst4r558 exactly it’s so annoying! They don’t know anything ffs I commented my opinions on the comments here and got shamed for it pretty much 🤷🏻♀️
Jack was the most entertaining person in locked in and he was only in it for 10 minutes! As if Elouise overreacted that much. Wishing you the best Jack. Love your podcasts :)
No he made most ppl in locked in feel pissed off and uncomfortable 😂😭
Hateful content for people full of hate.
Anyone here from Locked In
*when your from London and you have to deal with people like this every day of your life*
Who's here after Locked In?
The World's Best Critique for TH-cam.
It's not you Jack.
It's JaackMaate!!!
I saw his Instagram literally the other day and nearly puked. It’s the most cringe thing I’ve ever seen pahahahah😂
Jack: NEW SERIES!
*3 weeks later*
Jack: NEW SERIES!
*3 months of silence*
Jack: I’M BACK! NEW SERIES!
*crickets*
Jack: *I’M BACK*
At least he's consistent.
You are the literally the only youtuber i can watch anymore your videos are just funny everyone else like you said at the beginnings are offended little fairies ... keep it up #rankbank
Who here after watching foot asylum locked in 🤣
Still don’t understand why eloise is that mad is a pretty good vid, he’s just takin the piss
@@giftokeze4926 ye but have you seen the vid from four years ago. Jack is actually spitting pure fax. Jake was acting like the most toxic person ever
@@prathvk6266 alright then
Hateful content for people full of hate
Nobody:
Jackmate: SWEGWAY
Odd bloke
Thought I was the only one.
I didn't want to give Jake the views so I'm leaving my list here.
#1 Don't draw suns.
#2 Always draw suns.
#3 Don't draw sons.
#4 Always draw sons.
#5 Don't go to the cinema but I stuff my pockets full of tater tots before leaving the house every morning.
#6 Also I never leave comments in list form on TH-cam videos.
#7 I always speak in list form.
#8 I'm allergic to lists of all forms
#9 I enter classes only after giving the entire school a written warning.
#10 All my lists have 10 items. Because it's the law and I'm a good person.
I’m from Hereford. Jake went to my school. He’s an absolute melt
Can we have more info?
I can't tell the difference between his accent before and his accent after, because I'm a dirty American lol, but I'm assuming it's like a northern American going down south and putting on a yeehaw accent.
Spot on! 😂
Lol not really.
nah it's more like a rich white kid from the suburbs of ohio going up to detroit and putting on baggy clothes n shit and attempting to put on their accents and use their slang
@@shadybeashooketh1911 Oh jesus that's so much worse
@@Jack-pe4we feel my pain🥴
We are all back here from locked in lmao
She’s kinda young but I’d love to see you “critique” rubyrube. She just ... well you’ll see...
My god what have you exposed me to?! 🤢
i now need to bleach my eyes
I’ve seen the thumbnail and don’t know if I can even watch the full video, his face is too much for me
The what we wanna song he is tryna be like joe weller, then copied Jake Paul and now thinks he’s a member of 67
He still doesn’t sound like a Londoner, even if he is trying
Thanks for the making of this video .. long live the Rank Bank #rankbank
When Ellie Goulding popped up I just lost it 😂😂😂
I’m coming back to this monthly I swear😂
I’m also from Hereford & the amount of people who treat him like royalty is unreal. There are women my age (23) who will wait outside the clubs because he’s in them.. pathetic he does my head in hahah!
"things we all did" videos, rap song about teachers judging and overcoming them, the 2015 Dortmund player haircut, it's so blatant he was just basing himself entirely off Joe Weller. He even used the same whistling background music and the Stormzy instrumental.
Eloise sus... she just wasnt 14 was she and jack did not attack her whole family loool
Nah there was another video four years ago, the dad got involved as well LMAOO do your research
@@giftokeze4926 too much effort
I'm fifteen and if a man made fun of my sister I would slap tf outta them no matter when I see them. That must be the Jamaican in me talking but idc. You guys over there are soft af. Stick up for your family no matter what. T he kid probably got so man little nerds that watches this twats video bullying him
@@amilmcintosh2101 exactly that’s how I feel!! Don’t think Eloise did anything wrong whatsoever and everyone is shaming her for it and for feeling upset x
@@amilmcintosh2101 and I don’t like this vile prick jack who’s doing this either!! X