"As we all know....I don't learn" - Beard The best kind of player; allowing naught but enthusiasm and excitement to carry the day. That often makes for a great game because that sort of energy is just positive for any game. Never change Beard, never change.
Some puns for your consideration next time Ian takes to the field: "That was Ian-believable" "Suffer not the Ale-Ian to live" "I'm going to perform a heroic Ian-tervention" "Rotate Ian Shields!"
WELL DONE ALL! Gotta say this has by my absolute FAVORITE game since Bone left and Jinx made her first appearance. The chemistry was SPOT ON. Way to find your stride! 1:13:41- Chef, you glorious, magnificent son of a fiend. That was perfection.
At last. Returning to the studio...😢 is our tame wargamer. Some say he's been on a crusade for the Holy Grail. And that he isn't concerned by the fuel shortage because he has switched to a hydrogen fuel cell. All we know is... he's called The Stig
Have you ever done an "Armies on Parade" style video for the various studio armies, so we can see all the beautiful detail up close. Not a battle report I agree but would be cool to see some armies in narrative close up shots.
@@Dr.Marmalade that make sense. thank you sam. Rabbit hound reminds me of the scene with "white rabbit" from fear and loathing in las Vegas. For me its the same madness.
Sagitarium are my absolute fav unit that the Custodes have. But coolest looking are the jetbiking maniacs. Lovely to see knights even if they are a bit misguided / disloyal :D Happy saturday to yee all. Cheers!
God I love those Allarus heads on Aquillons! Never saw that before and its such a little thing but adds so much to the model [Edit] oh there are also Alarus torsos, very cool
Sttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig !!! good to see ya again, mate :) more plz ! good fun batrep, wp everyone ! :) shout out to Chef for great editing ! :) that always brings that little extra to a batrep :D
The dream was only alive for the knights through the might of Ian Don’t own either of these armies but both look stunning and make me want to go and start collecting them!
Chef needs to edit in a 👍 and Pal counter, I've heard more Pal's in this game than a Scottish local, 😂 keep up the great work peeps, as ever always entertaining to watch.
How did Stig come up with a 3+ invul save for the Aquilon terminators at around the 40 min mark? Really loving the paint job of the Custodes, but the wrong rule interpretations really changed some parts of this game I feel. Poor Beard :(
Poor, poor chef. Having to suffer for our enjoyment so we get these nicely edited videos, as well as his sad face when someone makes really bad mistakes
@@stig4983 At least I don't think this mistake made a huge difference since poor beard's rolling was so awful as is usually the case for him. There have been a few times where the mistake makes a huge difference like a character or unit(s) getting killed when they shouldn't have been, possibly causing a large point swing. Even then, people are humans and mistakes can be made, so we usually know they are honest mistakes instead of intentional cheating It was fun to see Custodes run, and all the shenanigans they can get up to (alongside that disgusting 3+ invuln you kept making!)
@@MarkofWisdom glad you enjoyed it! There were definitely a couple of times where I was rolling for 3++ when it would actually have been a 2+ so probably balanced out along the way! 🤣
Can I make a request? Please normalize the sound levels a little better between the sound effects and talking, so it doesn't get insanely loud randomly?
Beard wanted to change dice, at this point I would burn the green ones and go with any other set of dice because this amount of bad luck is not normal. These dice are clearly not blessed.
Well, while it is humorous seeing Chef react to a player unintentionally getting a rule wrong, I do share the frustration. It really does show what has already been discussed regarding the current levels of admin/bookkeeping in this game. Is it at all possible to have a dedicated referee?
Could be something the camera person/3rd person in the room could do. Might make the reports feel maybe too much like tournament games when some of these seem to be more like friends just having fun, but definitely worth it for league/tournament preparation games.
Today on Chaos Knights Kitchen we are going to be making custodes jam. Spread out your knights and start stomping the shell of the custodes is quite thick so you might need to put your entire weight on them to get to the squishy insides. After you have crushed them all properly underfoot all that is left is to put the jam in masonjars say a prayer to your favourite chaos god and mark them so you dont mix them up with space marine jam, similar in both colour and taste, dont forget to scrape between the toes. Have fun and good luck until next time. This has been Preator N'gell Al'wsson see you soon...
From the US and man my sleep schedule is fucked. When I see them upload I get a bit sad I'm still awake but then I watch them because they are too good
>Ancient Artifice mentioned >Internal Screaming in pain Lmao good game all. Big fan of the 3 person format. Runs very smoothly. I will forever root for my namesake Ian in all games from now on.
I remember when after second or third film i started to think that "tracer fire" is really a thing and checked sites and rulebook for it and never found it....still until this film i never was 100% sure that it is imaginery :D - thank you - my mind is at peace now :D
Fun game even with limited models on both sides, relatively. I mean, I just watched you guys play Tyranids and Orks with a bazillion models on the table. Those make these games look like the guys forgot to bring a case or two.
Erratic districter, Stig? Sounds like the Custodian that Dorn regrets assigning to the urban planning, while the Primarch was busy redesigning the palace defenses.
I'm alittle confused, can someone explain why he kept saying that he reroll because his dreadnoughts were vehicles. I know they are vehicles, but do vehicles inherently get rerolls?
The Telemon dreadnoughts storm cannon has the ability to reroll failed wounds against vehicles. So this is what stig was referring to when he said "reroll because its a vehicle (that he is shooting at)"
"As we all know....I don't learn" - Beard
The best kind of player; allowing naught but enthusiasm and excitement to carry the day. That often makes for a great game because that sort of energy is just positive for any game.
Never change Beard, never change.
The cameo of Chef and his reaction had me laughing out loud, thanks, I needed that XD
Beard! Throw Bones dice away and get some new ones!
That was perfection
Hahaha honestly brilliant
Some puns for your consideration next time Ian takes to the field:
"That was Ian-believable"
"Suffer not the Ale-Ian to live"
"I'm going to perform a heroic Ian-tervention"
"Rotate Ian Shields!"
Outstanding work there pal.
@@chaoslordbeard Thank you. 'Rotate Ian Shields' is my personal favorite I think.
The "Rotate Ian Shields!" made me shuckle xD
WELL DONE ALL! Gotta say this has by my absolute FAVORITE game since Bone left and Jinx made her first appearance. The chemistry was SPOT ON. Way to find your stride!
1:13:41- Chef, you glorious, magnificent son of a fiend. That was perfection.
Cheers Nicholas! Glad you enjoyed the game!
Thank you sir!
those custodes are painted so beautifully
Thank you! We love them. All done by Siege Studios.
@@chaoslordbeard Always used to golden bois, but this color scheme was striking and I loved it!
Katie is a really great addition. She's fun and positive, and able to keep track of the action to make sure the boys don't make too many mistakes.
At last. Returning to the studio...😢 is our tame wargamer.
Some say he's been on a crusade for the Holy Grail.
And that he isn't concerned by the fuel shortage because he has switched to a hydrogen fuel cell.
All we know is... he's called The Stig
I’ve been busy fitting solar panels to anything and everything possible! Now to figure out how to convert my cars to electric-trickery… 👀🚙🤖
@@stig4983 Well your friends Jeremy, James and Richard ran a car off batteries charged by a diesel generator
Have you ever done an "Armies on Parade" style video for the various studio armies, so we can see all the beautiful detail up close. Not a battle report I agree but would be cool to see some armies in narrative close up shots.
Tracer fire is totally a thing and should be embraced by all 40k players and that Knight is officially named Ian going forward!
The rabbit hound. One of my favorites along with inquisitor Heidegger. A clash between the two ...
@@Dr.Marmalade that make sense. thank you sam. Rabbit hound reminds me of the scene with "white rabbit" from fear and loathing in las Vegas. For me its the same madness.
🤣🤣🤣
Starting a petition to bring 'tracer fire' into cannon and legit gameplay.
Make it so
Do you mean playing T'au?
I believe those are called markerlights!
Tracer Fire, upon a successful hit any further attacks from the same model get +1 to hit! :D
@@Ankhtowe this is 40k, both could be correct. And Beard should get on that tracer cannon technology.
I just want to thank Stig for making these crisp edits possible. *Chef's-kiss*
I normally forget to like videos as I binge this channel's awesome content, so Beard yelling at me was really helpful! Keep up the amazing work 😀
I’m absolutely speechless at the paint job on the custodies. Well done. The whiteish grey and purple look so good together.
Sagitarium are my absolute fav unit that the Custodes have. But coolest looking are the jetbiking maniacs.
Lovely to see knights even if they are a bit misguided / disloyal :D
Happy saturday to yee all. Cheers!
And to you!!
The paint work on the Custodes are super cool. Battle was great, thanx for the content guys :)
Thanks for watching!
God I love those Allarus heads on Aquillons! Never saw that before and its such a little thing but adds so much to the model
[Edit] oh there are also Alarus torsos, very cool
👌🏻
15:00 you have a 1+ save, you should save those autocannons on 2s
Sttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig !!! good to see ya again, mate :) more plz ! good fun batrep, wp everyone ! :) shout out to Chef for great editing ! :) that always brings that little extra to a batrep :D
Thank you!
I hope Beard's feelings aren't hurt after being called an idiot multiple times 😉
The dream was only alive for the knights through the might of Ian
Don’t own either of these armies but both look stunning and make me want to go and start collecting them!
Chef needs to edit in a 👍 and Pal counter, I've heard more Pal's in this game than a Scottish local, 😂 keep up the great work peeps, as ever always entertaining to watch.
You always brighten up my day ^^
Also, those models look *SNAZZ*! I love the purple on the Custodes and the conversion work on the Knights!
That was a top notch Ramones reference.
TRACER FIRE BABY!
Nice job jinx 🤙
Chef, editing was on point. *Stern Imperial Fist nod*
Cheers Jesse!
Love the Stod3s! One thought, Halving damage on 'Naughts was FAQd across all factions when the permanent -1dmg was introduced.
Can anyone point me to where this lies in the library of FAQs please?
How did Stig come up with a 3+ invul save for the Aquilon terminators at around the 40 min mark?
Really loving the paint job of the Custodes, but the wrong rule interpretations really changed some parts of this game I feel.
Poor Beard :(
Beard: I've rolled a lot of 1s and 2s today
Stig: That's not like you is it?
😏
👀
Jinx "and if you want to see more of these beautiful faces" cue Beard and Stig looking puzzled "who's she talking about?"
😂
When are we seeing the duel of the ages: Ian vs Terry?
The world is not ready.
Great editing on this so far! Only 20mins in!
that conversion on the aquillion is sooo nice
That Custodes contemptor is gorgeous, especially with the action pose!
Poor, poor chef. Having to suffer for our enjoyment so we get these nicely edited videos, as well as his sad face when someone makes really bad mistakes
All my fault this time! 🙈
@@stig4983 At least I don't think this mistake made a huge difference since poor beard's rolling was so awful as is usually the case for him. There have been a few times where the mistake makes a huge difference like a character or unit(s) getting killed when they shouldn't have been, possibly causing a large point swing. Even then, people are humans and mistakes can be made, so we usually know they are honest mistakes instead of intentional cheating
It was fun to see Custodes run, and all the shenanigans they can get up to (alongside that disgusting 3+ invuln you kept making!)
@@MarkofWisdom glad you enjoyed it! There were definitely a couple of times where I was rolling for 3++ when it would actually have been a 2+ so probably balanced out along the way! 🤣
@@MarkofWisdom hmm.. seems like it could have made a difference given that he was unable to deal with the dreadnoughts as effectively as he could.
@@paintedtabletop Possibly, but beard's rolling is typically pretty awful, and that was in full force in this game too.
This is a classic pair. Always love to see Stig vs Beard, and the super elite armies makes each kill even more dramatic. Great job all!!
Thank you!
Loving all the guys and chef's little cameo's ha ha. Could probably hear the word 'pal' a little less though 😜
Just finished watching this... I personally think there should be a rematch! 😁 love the chef cameo 😂
Can I make a request? Please normalize the sound levels a little better between the sound effects and talking, so it doesn't get insanely loud randomly?
Beard wanted to change dice, at this point I would burn the green ones and go with any other set of dice because this amount of bad luck is not normal. These dice are clearly not blessed.
My pre-game sacrifice didn’t even help!
Well, while it is humorous seeing Chef react to a player unintentionally getting a rule wrong, I do share the frustration. It really does show what has already been discussed regarding the current levels of admin/bookkeeping in this game. Is it at all possible to have a dedicated referee?
Could be something the camera person/3rd person in the room could do. Might make the reports feel maybe too much like tournament games when some of these seem to be more like friends just having fun, but definitely worth it for league/tournament preparation games.
I thought that's what the girl who kept calling everyone pal was supposed to be doing
Love the paint jobs! Both armies look amazing! I always love chaos knights on the field. :)
two stunningly painted armies!
We love them. Both done by Siege Studios.
@@chaoslordbeard they do some great work for sure!
the auto cannons are ap 1 so the sword and board custodies would have been saving on 2s
plus he rolled 13 dice not 11
Hahaha, that Chef intermission was brilliant
Poor guy gets so much extra work 😂
Psst, Stig, the Telemon's plasma-thingi auto-hits. :)
DON’T TELL HIM THINGS LIKE THAT!
Today on Chaos Knights Kitchen we are going to be making custodes jam.
Spread out your knights and start stomping the shell of the custodes is quite thick so you might need to put your entire weight on them to get to the squishy insides.
After you have crushed them all properly underfoot all that is left is to put the jam in masonjars say a prayer to your favourite chaos god and mark them so you dont mix them up with space marine jam, similar in both colour and taste, dont forget to scrape between the toes. Have fun and good luck until next time. This has been Preator N'gell Al'wsson see you soon...
Brilliant!
47:34 The Twin Plasma Projectors are auto-hit. ;)
Was just thinking that
21:55 Showing your age there Stig. Classic 90s British adverts. Probs saw that watching Gladiators or Crystal Maze.
That Custodes paint scheme is pretty pretty!
Jinx looks really evil with the horns in the intro!
She’s a daemon spawn.
I've never seen so many command points do so little :D
Wow those costodes are BEAUTIFUL!!
32:17 Made my night Chef :P
1:13:35
The edits on the 6s rolls are hilarious, had me in stitches! Great game guys.
Yay Stig is back! Awesome Batrep 🔥
👋🏻
I think youre fun and endearing beard. Def not an idiot.
I love the energy of this channel! :)
Thank you! 🙏🏻
From the US and man my sleep schedule is fucked. When I see them upload I get a bit sad I'm still awake but then I watch them because they are too good
Sorry Luke 😂
Bucket List:
1. Disneyland
2. Watching Cricket at Lords
3. Playing 40k against "the Beard"
really fun game! beard is an absolute hero as ever. katie and stig awesome too!
Beard seriously needs a proxy roller!
>Ancient Artifice mentioned
>Internal Screaming in pain
Lmao good game all. Big fan of the 3 person format. Runs very smoothly. I will forever root for my namesake Ian in all games from now on.
Those custodes are absolutely gorgeous
I am honored to be named after the Dread Chaos Knight, Destroyer of Worlds, Ian.
Those Custodes are quite staggeringly beautiful 😍
They certainly are!
Beard fear forced me to like the video!!!
"Ian" means 'Gift from God'. Probably Tzeentch given the way he popped back up to vex Stig 😁
Love it! 🤣
"Ian"vincible
@@BacaryLasagne 🙈
I remember when after second or third film i started to think that "tracer fire" is really a thing and checked sites and rulebook for it and never found it....still until this film i never was 100% sure that it is imaginery :D - thank you - my mind is at peace now :D
I saw the four six role and almost had a heart attack!!!
Fun game even with limited models on both sides, relatively. I mean, I just watched you guys play Tyranids and Orks with a bazillion models on the table. Those make these games look like the guys forgot to bring a case or two.
Alright boys, it's clear we need to get the lad back on for an errata rematch
😂 make it so.
Oh yes!
Wow the Beard/Stig/Katie combo is mighty altogether!
So Awesome. A Telemon charging a knight.
Those BTS scenes are funny AF even though the grot-gang here is driving Chef mental.
These custode bases are very nice!
The custodes paint jobs AND there poses make me jelly!
Given the high production values, professional gamers playing the games, and pauses/takes, the ruled would be correct. Entertaining regardless.
We Ian's can't been felled so easily! We stand and fight till the last IAN FOREVER
We shall remember is name.
I'm not sure, and I could be wrong, but I THINK Chef edited this one. ;)
Erratic districter, Stig? Sounds like the Custodian that Dorn regrets assigning to the urban planning, while the Primarch was busy redesigning the palace defenses.
So forgive me if im wrong, 14:40 , 11 shots, but i count 13 dice rolled? and autocannons are ap1?
a great combination of players - it works much better with a third person as camera operator
Cheers Robert, glad you enjoyed it
How is it a battalion detachment of custodes if there’s only 2 units of troops?
At around 1:07:35 what happened to the custodes terminators. How is there only one? Other than that great battle report
That is a beautiful custodes army
May I ask what the intro music is? It is very nice. Also, very nice Battle-rep
Stig, the Telemons Plamsa projectors are "auto hit" its a plasma flamer! 🙂
Does any one else hate "pal"? Can we just call them Beard or Stig? Enjoying Katie's other side commentary though!
The telemons plasma projector auto hits like a Flamer.
"Thats FREE wounds!"
"THREE?"
"Yes FREE!!"
My mouth don’t always work! 😧🤣
22:15 I feel personally attacked...
Sadly Ancient Artifice no longer actually works anymore from the newest errata. Still a fun watch none the less!
Ah the lowest unit count battle apart from knights vs knights. Very nice, chaos knights are cool
Ok... my first battle report since bone went off galavanting.
Is it just me or can anyone else her a voice every now and then, usually beasting beard😯
I'm alittle confused, can someone explain why he kept saying that he reroll because his dreadnoughts were vehicles. I know they are vehicles, but do vehicles inherently get rerolls?
The Telemon dreadnoughts storm cannon has the ability to reroll failed wounds against vehicles. So this is what stig was referring to when he said "reroll because its a vehicle (that he is shooting at)"
How is it that custodas had so much more damage 3 weapons compared to knights?
Ancient artificers has a faq and it is that it only reduces 1 the damage nad its nota cumulative with any other damage reduction
It seems to be a pretty consistent thing that space marines and their variants are OP compared to other armies.
Can you share the paint scheme for your custodies, PLEASE!!!!?!?!?!? This is pretty much the exact scheme I want for my army.
I miss the Badallions. Ah, ah, ah.