Hands down one of the best, if not the best batrep i have seen on the channel! And I have seen pretty much every last one. Thanks for the entertainment.
have to say this is the best ive seen Chef. very very good form. I've been critical of past couple of bat reps using the same factions and same presenter vs presenter on the trot but Chef has absolutely nailed it this week; passion, wit, knowledge and funny.
Somehow you guys make such good content no matter who’s the guest player. Not many people have the charisma and ability to make battle reports so intriguing to watch. Keep it up guys!
Liking the Red Dwarf quote / reference and an Ork melee army. I know it’s all about flying dakka in the meta, but masses of boyz legging it forward is just the way it should be.
This game will be saved in my dirty little secret watch again list, so good to see a really good player playing the game, with knowledge and power. Strong tactical understanding and an ability to count past ten without taking his shoes off, oh and floorhammer Dave Love you really Dave, great to see you here and able to froth off about BT on a whole new medium of entertainment, your army is stunning and the new scheme is great, congrats
what a treat! Love the channel and seeing Dave and his army for the first time after hearing his voice for the last couple years is just icing on the cake!
Sorry, I had to stop the vid at 17.45 to take a moment an enjoy the look of Chefs face... it was fun to see that journey. Great games guys love seeing Orks and BT slug it out
I appreciate this is an older BR but I’m going back through the Templars ones. Where is the Templars t-shirt from (I notice he has decals of the breast emblem on his impulsive too)? Love the BRs, had my first game of 40K at the Bath store last week, good things. 🤙🏼
One of my all time favorite BRs. I watched this tonight with a few friends who were new but not completely familiar with the 40k universe. Absolutely shocked on how engaged they were. Great experience. Cheers mate.
I've really injoyed this batrep with Dave and all of you guys. I must admit, I really enjoyed humor and positive energy between you three🤗. Also, very nice of you Chef helping your opponent from time to time. And one more thing, Chef...if they hate you back there in TTT studio (although they probably don't😅) , don't worry...we still love you 🥰
I think the orks pulled a bit further ahead as it seemed you forgot the scenario... objectives remain held until your opponent secures it. Love these lists though, made for a great match! 👍
Really fun game boys, one of my favourites you’ve done. Dave was a great guest too. I always think it adds a lot to the reps when you have a third guy on camera/host (when you can I mean I know you guys are always crazy busy). Spoiler: I love watching primaris get krumped. High Marshal Helwrecked am I right ✋🏻 he got smoked!
I feel like the Emperor stopped the Champion from charging those ork boys with everyone else because he knew the Warboss was going to arrive very soon nearby
Dave was brilliant as a guest. Hell of a game, please bring him back! Also, if Dave would grace me with a response, how do you feel about a centurion assault squad in a land raider crusader in Black Templar? I bought the box as my first Space Marine army and am planning out how to expand my crusade force. Personally I think with Uphold the Emperor they have a good chance to get up the board and proceed to wreck face.
Centurion Assault squads can be brutal, but survivability is an issue. With the Vow giving them a 5++ would be really decent against very high AP, but my Centurions tend to die to mass firepower rather than high strength stuff in the past (much like the shooting from the Gladiator in this batrep). Having said that, the LRC delivery system got a LOT better with the Shock and Awe ability of charging out so it's certainly something to try out. It's certainly increased the stonks of Assault Terminators for the same reason!
@@dave_floorhammer OMG YOU REPLIED! *SWOON!!*. And yeah I was thinking of Assault Terminators as well, but if I were gonna use them I'd probably just deep strike them to cause some trouble in the back of possible. Still, thanks for the breakdown!
Excellent bat rep lads! I was wondering if we will see any of the new ork units in the near future? (beastboss on squigosaur, squighog boyz, kill rig etc.)
Hand me my gun, might be from the ambush in Waterworld, when everyone is missing and Dennis Hopper says this and shoots Kevin Costner. Brilliant battle and long my the Emperors light shine 🌞
Competitive Internet: Mob of 30 Boyz is ineffective. Chef: Hold my Choppa. Thank you Chef for playing Goffs gud and propa. No Mukkin' About with 10 Boyz Mob nonsense.
I’d like to ask where did Dave get those glorious bits on top of the armour of his sergeants and the bladeguard veterans? I’ve been opting to get a hold of those myself but cannot seem to find any online.
Maybe you should invest in those neoprene objectives that are the marker and the extra area around. I have some and it is amazing knowing exactly where the edge of the objective is.
Very entertaining game, guys. It does make me want to haul all my BTs out of storage, but none of them have crossed the Rubicon. Today's match is brought to you by the letter "W" because so many whiffs were had by all.
Watching an entire Boyz squad bounce off the Master of the Feast made me cringe internally. What a disgustingly resilient Templar, are we sure he hasn’t been dabbling in a little Nurgle worship on the side??
I dont hate you Chef, i find your snark and facial expresions of disgust refreshing and hilarious.
I live to serve 🤣
Chef: "I'm not going to do the voice, I'll leave that to beard"
Me: My disappointment is immeasurable
Hands down one of the best, if not the best batrep i have seen on the channel! And I have seen pretty much every last one. Thanks for the entertainment.
Cheers!
I’ve watched as many BR’s on your channel as I can, this was one of the best! So much fun. Well done! And thank you
Thanks!
have to say this is the best ive seen Chef. very very good form. I've been critical of past couple of bat reps using the same factions and same presenter vs presenter on the trot but Chef has absolutely nailed it this week; passion, wit, knowledge and funny.
Here here! I haven't been as active with the BRs recently but can't wait to see more of Chef after this one
I'll never tire of Chef's Necrons vs Beard, could watch a million more. That said, super stoked to see him running my favorite orky boiz
Somehow you guys make such good content no matter who’s the guest player.
Not many people have the charisma and ability to make battle reports so intriguing to watch. Keep it up guys!
Liking the Red Dwarf quote / reference and an Ork melee army. I know it’s all about flying dakka in the meta, but masses of boyz legging it forward is just the way it should be.
Can't argue with the classics
What…even kachanski? THEYRE DEAD DAVE
Lawrence randomly starting to worship Malal halfway through the batrep really speaks to the quality of the content on this channel. 10/10.
When Dave cussed his dice for embarassing him in front of his friends, I felt that in my soul
“It is unrelenting and ineffective!”
That might be the funniest thing I’ve heard all year.
This Battle Report was supremely enjoyable. Best one yet. Good chemistry between everyone!
Glad you enjoyed!
Tremendous fun to watch...the three person format always enhances the report!
Love Dave and the Floorhammer Podcast! Great to see it getting the exposure it deserves! And an amazing army too
Thank you!!
This game will be saved in my dirty little secret watch again list, so good to see a really good player playing the game, with knowledge and power. Strong tactical understanding and an ability to count past ten without taking his shoes off, oh and floorhammer Dave
Love you really Dave, great to see you here and able to froth off about BT on a whole new medium of entertainment, your army is stunning and the new scheme is great, congrats
It was great to have him BT froth without me having to listen!
I love his Black Templar army! So well done, in terms of painted, kit-bashes, etc .... just love it.
what a treat! Love the channel and seeing Dave and his army for the first time after hearing his voice for the last couple years is just icing on the cake!
Thank you!
He did us proud!
That was the most dramatic and funniest batrep I've ever watched.
This, now, and in two hours - winters seo vs the spider! What a time to be alive!! 🤜🏻
Sounds good to me
Great game lads, and awesome first appearance from Mr David and his awesome Templars. Thats numberwang!
Bring Dave again! The numberwang joke killed me off! Me and my friends say that and "Thats a bad miss" constantly when playing. Great game!
This is the first time I've heard malal in years I never thought he'd make his way back. What a blast from the past.
Best bat-rep I've seen in ages, more Dave!
Having Laurence back behind the camera really reminded me of why I subscribed many years ago. Great game folks.
Cheers!
Sorry, I had to stop the vid at 17.45 to take a moment an enjoy the look of Chefs face... it was fun to see that journey. Great games guys love seeing Orks and BT slug it out
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Dave was great fun, please have him back! I'd like to see what other armies he can bring with him.
Epic game, hilarious commentary, gorgeous models. Another classic, guys!
A lot of fun to be had guys - lol - thank you!
Was a lot of fun to film too! Glad you liked it!
what an awesome battle report.. loving the chef/dave combo
Thanks!
No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear! An inspiring crusade from Floorhammer here.
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Very nice Templar Army! Hope it will be back :)
Would love to see how the Bladeguard fares if the Apothecary is close to them :)
Probably bad for me!
Thank you for the kind words, I hope I will be back soon too! ☺
Could you imagine the Champion of the Feast with medic backup?!!! 🤮
@@dave_floorhammer yes - can't wait to see that in a battle report! Spice it up even more with the chaplains 5+++ and transhuman ;)
Love the orks army Green on Green never thought it would work but it does!!
Same haha, but it looks good!
Thank you !
Two of my favorites armies, excellent !
Enjoy!
Seriously guys - this is amazing. So much fun.
'That's numberwang' 😂
wooooof what a beating!!! Loved this match!!
Great seeing Dave from floorhammer such a great podcast. Loved seeing his templars they look awesome. Such a great match too
You stop it 😉 ❤
Proud co-host moment right here
@@richardokeeffe8375 when’s your guest apperance
@@jackjames2872 a man can dream! I’m working the Indie circuit
Hand me my gun might be the “hand me my long sword” line from Rome+Juliet
Platoon? Sgt. Barnes?
Really enjoyed the banter in this one.
Cheers!
This guy from floorhammer is incredibly funny!! Let's have him more often
@Chef, 1:17:20 Malal was introduced in 1st ed WHFRP
I appreciate this is an older BR but I’m going back through the Templars ones. Where is the Templars t-shirt from (I notice he has decals of the breast emblem on his impulsive too)?
Love the BRs, had my first game of 40K at the Bath store last week, good things. 🤙🏼
When your holy chainmail makes you look like something from Dune.
Anyway, its mushroom purging time! Rise a Knight!
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Dave berating his dice is very relatable 😁
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Loved this game. One of the best in a while!
Great game guys, would love to see a in depth look at that fantastic terrain!
Iirc it was an ebay purchase, could be wrong though
Stunning looking templars army!
Dave's done a lovely job!
One of my all time favorite BRs. I watched this tonight with a few friends who were new but not completely familiar with the 40k universe. Absolutely shocked on how engaged they were. Great experience. Cheers mate.
Glad you all enjoyed!
I've really injoyed this batrep with Dave and all of you guys. I must admit, I really enjoyed humor and positive energy between you three🤗. Also, very nice of you Chef helping your opponent from time to time. And one more thing, Chef...if they hate you back there in TTT studio (although they probably don't😅) , don't worry...we still love you 🥰
WE BEGIN THE CHARGE PHASE WITH HELBRECHT!!!!! Then the follow up pikachu face from Chef 💀 😂
Wow, those models look so good. Gotta work on getting some more cool poses for my Orks.
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Love that mitchell and Webb look reference.
"like starship troopers."
"world war ork!"
"STARSHIP TROOPERS."
1:49:45 You could have used the Apothecary's ability!! Maybe with a lot of luck (and the protection of the Emperor)...
Don't know who to cheer for on this one.
I'm a *WAAAAGH* person, but i'm also a huge fan of the Black Templars, most of all Merek Grimaldus.
Best BR I've ever seen. Not saying that because I'm an Orks player but being an Orks player definitely is a factor! Can't wait to see more!
Amzing game !! Thank you very much !!
Thanks 💪
Fantastic game. Get this guy on again! 👍
Agree with everyone else, this batrep is utterly amazing
Great battle report. Cool armies, too. 👍🏻
Amazing armies and report.
Thanks!
I think the orks pulled a bit further ahead as it seemed you forgot the scenario... objectives remain held until your opponent secures it.
Love these lists though, made for a great match! 👍
Great BatRep! One of your best!
Really fun game boys, one of my favourites you’ve done. Dave was a great guest too. I always think it adds a lot to the reps when you have a third guy on camera/host (when you can I mean I know you guys are always crazy busy).
Spoiler:
I love watching primaris get krumped. High Marshal Helwrecked am I right ✋🏻 he got smoked!
I feel like the Emperor stopped the Champion from charging those ork boys with everyone else because he knew the Warboss was going to arrive very soon nearby
Yes, let's go with that! 😅
@@dave_floorhammer wrote that before I saw him get steam rolled
@@hammer1349 hahaha yep, unfortunately let down by his Anti-Tank brothers on that one and had to face a death roller alone....
That Templars army is gorgeous
This is the best game I have watched in ages, and perhaps the best I've seen of 9th edition.
Thanks so much!
Dave was brilliant as a guest. Hell of a game, please bring him back!
Also, if Dave would grace me with a response, how do you feel about a centurion assault squad in a land raider crusader in Black Templar? I bought the box as my first Space Marine army and am planning out how to expand my crusade force.
Personally I think with Uphold the Emperor they have a good chance to get up the board and proceed to wreck face.
Centurion Assault squads can be brutal, but survivability is an issue. With the Vow giving them a 5++ would be really decent against very high AP, but my Centurions tend to die to mass firepower rather than high strength stuff in the past (much like the shooting from the Gladiator in this batrep).
Having said that, the LRC delivery system got a LOT better with the Shock and Awe ability of charging out so it's certainly something to try out. It's certainly increased the stonks of Assault Terminators for the same reason!
@@dave_floorhammer OMG YOU REPLIED! *SWOON!!*. And yeah I was thinking of Assault Terminators as well, but if I were gonna use them I'd probably just deep strike them to cause some trouble in the back of possible. Still, thanks for the breakdown!
1:37:15 NUMBERWANG!!!
16:30 I’m both used to it AND up in arms!
32:24 is that Grotty on the roof of the building?
Excellent bat rep lads! I was wondering if we will see any of the new ork units in the near future? (beastboss on squigosaur, squighog boyz, kill rig etc.)
They're actually next on the painting desk!
"Led by a swordbrother with-"
Me: "A Moustache"
Dave: "A power sword."
Me: "Ah. Yes of course.."
Cool looking armies, fluffy lists, charming personalities running them, and great production.
This is an awesome show. Keep it 💯.
Cheers!
It looked like the Orks were in a world of trouble until the battle wagon arrived and KO'd the Templars. Loved it!
Hand me my gun, might be from the ambush in Waterworld, when everyone is missing and Dennis Hopper says this and shoots Kevin Costner. Brilliant battle and long my the Emperors light shine 🌞
Should have hired Dave. Great guy and you have great chemistry. :)
Oh stop it! 😄
Who knows, with any luck I may be back on at some point in the future, complete with full audio! 😅
Competitive Internet: Mob of 30 Boyz is ineffective.
Chef: Hold my Choppa.
Thank you Chef for playing Goffs gud and propa. No Mukkin' About with 10 Boyz Mob nonsense.
Also Competitive Internet: Gladiator Lancer is ineffective.
Also Chef: Yes.
It was a lot of fun. My only question is why wouldn't you take the 5++ vow for BT?
I’d like to ask where did Dave get those glorious bits on top of the armour of his sergeants and the bladeguard veterans? I’ve been opting to get a hold of those myself but cannot seem to find any online.
Maybe you should invest in those neoprene objectives that are the marker and the extra area around. I have some and it is amazing knowing exactly where the edge of the objective is.
Did i catch a numberwang reference in there? Do love me some flying circus.
i have the orcs myself it gave me a boost to look at this game
Dave is such a funny guy 😂
The ammount of work put on these generic primaris models to make them look like Black Templars is insane.
What a great game! Big Helsreach vibes
Yes!!
Very entertaining game, guys. It does make me want to haul all my BTs out of storage, but none of them have crossed the Rubicon. Today's match is brought to you by the letter "W" because so many whiffs were had by all.
That's the beauty of it, all of your old marines are still viable! 😀
Also yes, whiff central is my go-to gameplay style unfortunately
IDK about that dice tray cam. Can't see the dice results very good.
Why is none showing the new models orcs have in the new codex? In their list?. Like the new warbosses and riders etc?.
That black on the templars is CRISP! Any tutorials on it?
Watching an entire Boyz squad bounce off the Master of the Feast made me cringe internally. What a disgustingly resilient Templar, are we sure he hasn’t been dabbling in a little Nurgle worship on the side??
Who knows what he ate in that feast?!
The Emperor protects
the other chaos gods referenced are:
Malal - The Outcast God
Zuvassin - the Great Undoer
Necoho - the Doubter
Check out Dave and Rich's podcast Floorhammer if you havent, its excellent
Please, can someone tell me if and where to buy Dave's Black Templars T-shirt? I need it in my life.
I believe it was from Redbubble, lots of Templar Ts on there!
@@dave_floorhammer Thank You!
Anybody knows the name of the BT intro Theme @4:49?
great game, nice seeing the orks crump some 'umies. Thanks for the video
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Is it apocalypse now Lt Col Kilgore? 55:00
just realized this isa recent video, nice, what a game!
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Anyone know what kits are used for that helbrecht stand in?
It's based off the Pri-Marneus Calgar model with bits from my old Helbrecht model as well as green stuff
Great game guys, very enjoyable. :)
Glad you enjoyed!
Great batt rep 😬👍
Cheers!