@@DonnieByrd what you define as "nonsense" is meaningful to many people. Humours transcend tragedy and Theo is a genuine comedian who make people laugh so they get through difficult times. If you watch his show and he always gets callers thanking him about their difficult journeys, anyways I hope you make more small talks
And it's so perfect too - when I first started listening to Theo I thought he was not all there but it turns out he's actually pretty smart in an odd way
I recently discovered that I'm more into natural humor than prepared humor. Prepared humor is an art form that needs to be practiced, edited and perfected. Natural humor is already there, no editing, no nothing. Theo Von's thought process is so asymmetrical, making him quirky, strange and funny without the need for an art form.
Natural humor still needs to be practiced though, still need to get comfortable in your own to be yourself and get in that “mode” and you also need to practice that mode, so its like practicing the whole thing extensively vs practicing bits and jokes individually
Agree completely Theo and Tim Dillon are two of my id say top 5 all time JRE guests and i cant say ive been able to sit through an entire specials from them ever
@@Rowsy91 Same. The difference between their standup and podcast work is almost hard to understand. Both are absolutely brilliant and hilarious, but I can't watch their standup.
You can take too many vitams... Example if you take too much vitamin C your pee will burn and it will smell horrible. granted i don't think you can OD but the idea is pretty randomly funny 😂😂😂
@@adam_nykali He clearly is, making up so much different shit on the fly is insanely creative; not only that, but he always treads the line of socially acceptable, which in today's climate, is incredibly smart
"I'd rather be dickless than blind. I had a blind kid in my neighborhood growing up. Actually no. This dude was deaf, actually. And... and they beat him up for doing bad magic" That has to be the most insane statement ever lol
I went to Vietnam for 3 months about 6 years ago. I talked to a lot of Vietnamese young and old. When I asked them about the war with America, they shrugged it off. They didn't hold any grudge whatsoever, and it was amazing to see. They are extremely strong emotionally and physically and have an almost superhuman adaptability. To them, we were an invader who lost, and then they moved on. It didn't seem important to them at all. Vietnam had been invaded an astounding amount of times and they've always survived.
@@philosophyandhappiness2001 he’s unfuckwittable because not only is he a comedian but even if he says a joke that our political landscape today considers racist, you can tell that he has no hatred, disdain, or feel any superiority over people of color. I’m from Hawaii, the one state where white people are the minority in this melting pot of cultures. There is a deeply rooted culture of racial comedy that was only possible because they were teasing eachother in a way only friends can. People have loss sight of that and all it’s done is divide us.
"I think if you gum down a viet" my favorite Theo quote ever.....The timing when Rogan says Vietnamese dont hold grudges and Theo immediately " exhibit A" is sooo perfect
Joe and Theo are probably the best duo. Joe doesn't budge and just let's Theo say off the wall lies. But Theo still cracks through him cause it's so damn funny.
Yeah its the perfect pod . Theo is great time on a pod either way but nothing matches him and joe for me Theo and Bobby are hilarious together but i cant listen to more than 20 min of it there isnt really substance o the chats Theo and Joe strike the perfect mix of hilarity with some good conversation also mixed in
@@khaoticpenguin3945 don't worry about it son it's just mass hysteria it'll wear off in a decade. The more you try to argue with obviously insane people the more they feel the need to strengthen their viewpoint
I believe his stories are real, just his kid brain remembered things differently, putting his own twist on things. Let's be honest, his childhood was pretty traumatic. Survival mechanism.
He’s had moments on his own channel where he gets real about his father and certain parts of his childhood where he actually cries. I haven’t seen it much because I’m not in a place to handle that.
this is honestly the best theo von compilation I've found so far! The only one that's missing is his vest-wearing cocained-up vest landlord story - "it was into january" hahah
Well, now I just went and looked that one up... So, thanks for that. (I think?) I thought you were saying it was the landlord with the vest. The one vest. Y'know, one person, wearing one vest, like you might expect. Nope. And also, nope. "I still live there." LOL
I frickin love Theo. His somewhat nieve simplicity is genuinely endearingly nice. One of life's rare 'nice, genuine and not tryingly' funny ppl left alive today!! Blessings be upon you Joe and all your circle of friends
@@Condoctuc Diaz literally went to jail for kidnapping somebody lmao just cuz they live wild lives that most people can’t relate to doesn’t mean it’s all made up
Theo reminds me of my old buddy so much, he wasn’t booksmart by any means didn’t finish highschool. But he was always asking questions, smarter than given credit for and hilarious as hell
100% ppl don't recognise it and take it for granted but you can tell he has a high iq regardless of whether the reason he thinks like this is because of practise or not
Joe is a master interviewer too, he really knows how to guide a conversation comfortably while still letting someone else speak, and even goes further as to actually connect with his guest
One of the funniest dudes on the planet. Whenever I’m feeling down I just pull up videos like this and instantly feel better. Someone should study his brain 😂
@matpeachey3946 Paul has the most important job right there and he’s going out there with the boys so I’m just waiting on them for you and I’m going back home so that we could talk and then I’m not in trouble because you 😊😊😊😊😊thank for all the support you give me for my yyuyyyyyyttttttgghhvff rfggh and you too have the most
I need to know the full story that made Theo get serious and say "If you wear a leather jacket at a Mexican restaurant, well you can just stay Away from Me!"
"Ive never really been heavily homosexual but i will say this, theres nothing really gayer than getting into another man's warmth after he's already left the room" Had me in TEARS actual tears streaming down my face from laughter
@@youngkob3408 lmao I thought the same thing. We need third party verification 😂 why a golden Oreo? Why even an Oreo? If Oreo ever starts making Golden ones I'm not eating them now
Theo is the perfect person to have small talk with.
Agreed and I hate small talk but I'll go out of my way at work just to say good morning to him.
If you want to talk about complete nonsense with someone who just says wild shit to get laughs. Not my style of small talk
@@DonnieByrd what you define as "nonsense" is meaningful to many people. Humours transcend tragedy and Theo is a genuine comedian who make people laugh so they get through difficult times. If you watch his show and he always gets callers thanking him about their difficult journeys, anyways I hope you make more small talks
@@DonnieByrd That's small talk, everything else is just normal talk. I'd pay to have a talk with Theo, just resets my brain
That’s so true
“Sawed-off humans” that shit had me rolling 😂😂😂
The whole “Exhibit A” thing just shows how sharp Theo is
I find the 'yeah but they leave' to be more impressive. It's scary how fast this guy is.
And it's so perfect too - when I first started listening to Theo I thought he was not all there but it turns out he's actually pretty smart in an odd way
I’m with you that’s a high IQ in action.
It’s hard to catch feels when the enemy would kill Civs to kill you
@@MakeLoveNotWar687 hey, can you explain me that one? low iq here
theo von is the human definition of let him cook
Niggas really breed culture into the US... Just for suburbans to butcher it 🤣
Ya 12
A 30 minute convo with Theo is what I want for my birthday this year
would you choose a 30 min convo with Theo Von or to end world hunger?
*Bobby Lee has entered the chat*
@@iceswallow7717 lmfao
I now have a birthday gift idea 💡 💯
Right!
Within 30 mins he would have you doubting its actually your bday...
Theo is the best example of what dogs would be like if they could talk. 😭
Needs a paw patrol filter on him 🐾 🐶 👮♂️ 🚔
Lol...exactly
This popped me so much 😂😂😂
I recently discovered that I'm more into natural humor than prepared humor. Prepared humor is an art form that needs to be practiced, edited and perfected. Natural humor is already there, no editing, no nothing. Theo Von's thought process is so asymmetrical, making him quirky, strange and funny without the need for an art form.
well said man
Natural humor still needs to be practiced though, still need to get comfortable in your own to be yourself and get in that “mode” and you also need to practice that mode, so its like practicing the whole thing extensively vs practicing bits and jokes individually
@@ssgssbeet4133 That wouldn't really make it natural. Naturally is just that, you don't have to practice. Its just who you are.
Well said!
I’m with ya, it’s a gift to be able to be that funny about just whatever.
I truly appreciate Joes appreciation for Theo and his unique mind.
It's crazy cause theos first few times on the pod Joe wasn't having any of theos humor
i appreciate how you appreciate joe's appreciation for theo
@@circa4650and I appreciate how you appreciate my appreciation of how Joe appreciates Theo 😊
I don't really think he does, it's weird how he didn't really get Theo for a while, now it seems he just has him on because other people get him
Theo is one of the funniest people on earth in regular conversation. His stand up is hit and miss, but just his conversation is pure comedy gold
There’s loads of comedians like this. I almost think the best comedians are better in free form than on stage.
@@matthewstephens6848 I think so too
Agree completely
Theo and Tim Dillon are two of my id say top 5 all time JRE guests and i cant say ive been able to sit through an entire specials from them ever
Hit or miss*
@@Rowsy91 Same. The difference between their standup and podcast work is almost hard to understand. Both are absolutely brilliant and hilarious, but I can't watch their standup.
The way Theo’s mind works just blows my mind. Crazy, but brilliantly creative.
“I tried to OD on vitamins “
“OD on vitamins ? What’d ya get? Just better ?”💀💀
🤣🤣
You actually can OD on vitamin gummies. Chubby Emu did a video on it. The kid's bones turned to jello basically and his organs went nuts
@@dianebrooks1859 thanks Diane for the clarification.
@Mr.Faulkner I thought u could just eat them instead of food? That's what I've done for years
You can take too many vitams... Example if you take too much vitamin C your pee will burn and it will smell horrible. granted i don't think you can OD but the idea is pretty randomly funny 😂😂😂
How is his entire vocabulary so wildly outta pocket? It's truly fascinating.
Right? "Sawed off humans," referring to legs as "low pieces," etc.
he's smarter than he lets on
@@TheDyingPlantlol don't think so. Just growing up in Louisiana in that neighborhood probably
@@lucaslorenz8580 I thought he was saying sawed-off as in like theyre not all there like mentally. And maybe even physically
@@adam_nykali He clearly is, making up so much different shit on the fly is insanely creative; not only that, but he always treads the line of socially acceptable, which in today's climate, is incredibly smart
"I'd rather be dickless than blind. I had a blind kid in my neighborhood growing up.
Actually no. This dude was deaf, actually. And... and they beat him up for doing bad magic"
That has to be the most insane statement ever lol
💀💀💀
😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
yo he really said that
Why would a deaf person be signing to people who can hear and don't know sign language? The premise of the joke itself doesn't make any sense.
@@pryingeyes1551 you clearly just don't get Theo's delivery. He intentionally comes of a bit slow or stupid. But he definitely isn't
- "You're not into French?"
-"Nobody is"
- "That's not true, people go to Paris every year"
- "Yeah, but they leave"
😂
Always get me the way he says it 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I went to Vietnam for 3 months about 6 years ago. I talked to a lot of Vietnamese young and old. When I asked them about the war with America, they shrugged it off. They didn't hold any grudge whatsoever, and it was amazing to see. They are extremely strong emotionally and physically and have an almost superhuman adaptability. To them, we were an invader who lost, and then they moved on. It didn't seem important to them at all. Vietnam had been invaded an astounding amount of times and they've always survived.
cause in reality America lost tho 😂
what's your profile pic? a drawing or something? like it lol, it caught my attention
@bob3007 It's a drawing of a lotus flower inside an Enso. Thank you! Have a great day.
“Blow Leche out their dome” is one of the craziest sentences I’ve ever heard
A bunch of sawed off humans 😂
The second best line of that interview was the sawed off humans
When he turned around the “Tot” story back on dude with the “Why you so laughing at him?” Genius move 😂
"a couple of sawed-off humans" is one of my favorite Theo-isms ever 🤣🤣🤣👍
I thought I was gonna die when he said that. Also when he said he knew a dude whose mouth was real slippery.
Me too it’s so awful but it’s the funniest thing
Broooo this one HAD me lol 😂
What does it mean?
I bout flight lined on that podcast show!!! 😂😂
"Punch your fuckin stepdad" LMAO
I love how theo calls out brendan for saying nicaraguan bad but then goes on to call them nicgars 😂😂
At this point, dude has to fucking know what he's doing 😂😂😂
@@philosophyandhappiness2001 why u think him and riff raff are friends smart mfs fr
@@philosophyandhappiness2001 he’s unfuckwittable because not only is he a comedian but even if he says a joke that our political landscape today considers racist, you can tell that he has no hatred, disdain, or feel any superiority over people of color. I’m from Hawaii, the one state where white people are the minority in this melting pot of cultures. There is a deeply rooted culture of racial comedy that was only possible because they were teasing eachother in a way only friends can. People have loss sight of that and all it’s done is divide us.
@@ampinghard111 ever been to Southern California? It’s Mexico down here
@@ampinghard111 Hawaiians are crazy racists bruv...
Theo gets asked a question goes completely off script and just tells a story 😂😂
“exhibit A” was actually delivered phenomenally . i’ve been laughin for 2 mins str8 bruh holy fuck😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I think if you gum down a viet" my favorite Theo quote ever.....The timing when Rogan says Vietnamese dont hold grudges and Theo immediately
" exhibit A" is sooo perfect
Theo is the only person who would think of describing eating a Vietnamese guy as a starter move
or if you eat a black woman in front of her family they will be pissed
Compared to eating a black lady with her family there...the logic is sound. Somehow lol
Joe nearly reset trying to understand that lol
Gummin down a viet
“ yeah but they leave “. 😂😂 I love that, that got a genuine chuckle from from Joe!!
"If you gum down a Viet."
lmao
Im thinking TOT was actually saying T-O-T but was trying to say Timothy, and that makes its 10 times funnier lol
your a genius, i didn’t even think of it like that
This needs to be top comment.
Joe and Theo are probably the best duo. Joe doesn't budge and just let's Theo say off the wall lies. But Theo still cracks through him cause it's so damn funny.
Yeah its the perfect pod . Theo is great time on a pod either way but nothing matches him and joe for me
Theo and Bobby are hilarious together but i cant listen to more than 20 min of it there isnt really substance o the chats
Theo and Joe strike the perfect mix of hilarity with some good conversation also mixed in
Lies? I think you misunderstand sir. Theo doesn't lie
@@CamelThief yes because gender is a or b. Male or female. You're born with what you are.
@@khaoticpenguin3945 don't worry about it son it's just mass hysteria it'll wear off in a decade. The more you try to argue with obviously insane people the more they feel the need to strengthen their viewpoint
Nah man. Theo and Bobby Lee
"People go to France every day" "Yeah, but they leave...." 🤣🤣🤣
“Exhibit A” is absolute GOLD and I watch that clip every week
itl's like an "exactly" synonymous ?
whats that even mean?
Theos superpower is saying the most offensive things without offending you, ya just die laughing love him.
"sawed off humans" is the greatest line ever conceived
Agreed! 😂
"Get em to blow Leche outta thier nose bruh?" 😄😄😄😄
👌 Perfection
“It’s like a weak one armed black kid tryna give you a hug” shit had me dying
Anytime Theo says, “I knew this one guy…” you know he’s gonna make up the craziest shit on the fly 😂
He knew them
@@domzburight he telling the truth
I believe his stories are real, just his kid brain remembered things differently, putting his own twist on things. Let's be honest, his childhood was pretty traumatic. Survival mechanism.
I'm convinced that his story's are true just slightly embellished
He’s had moments on his own channel where he gets real about his father and certain parts of his childhood where he actually cries. I haven’t seen it much because I’m not in a place to handle that.
Theo's the guy you hope to see at a party. In this case, don't care if stuff is made up. He picks up things and tell stories about them so good
Exactly. I dont doubt 90+ percent of theos stories are completely made up but the point is the funny and he is damn funny
The "punch your step-dad" because of the Rocky song is too relatable. I cried 😂
I can hear his jokes over and over again and still cry with laughter. My absolute fave and his accent kills me 🤣
Theo not trying to be funny is actually the funniest. His humor is so random and it’s hilarious 😂
The part about the deaf kid getting beat up because they thought he was doing bad magic when he was using sign language is just🤣🤣🤣
Joe: "Is this a character you're playing?..."
Theo: "no.."
Uncontrollable laughter
“Some guy shot out a window…from the inside” of that buffet. He got me laughing out loud there. 😂
Why does he stop talking before saying of that buffet
"Little races for cookies" 🎉
His lunch table story with the mental blowing leche out of their noses is by far the funniest god damn thing. Poor Tot 😂
“Some straight up sawed off humans.”
He’s a wild man for “blowing leche out his dome” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Sawed-off humans" is probably the funniest and most unique way I've heard someone refer to mentally challenged folk
When you first watch theo you wonder if hes being serious or not but then the more you watch him you realize hes just funny as fuck 😂😂
Theo is always a magic carpet ride, such a good story teller
Imagine hitting a blunt with Theo, he would take you to another realm
He constantly does bits of his comedy routine in just regular conversations with people lol
"Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story" - Theodus Vonus
My Father used to say that all the time. He was a consumate story teller.
I love Theo, he is just so serious but fucking hilarious. I have not been outta breath or crying so hard
Theo’s so funny even the camera guy is hysterically laughing
“Get some diverse friends” 😂😂💀💀
this is honestly the best theo von compilation I've found so far! The only one that's missing is his vest-wearing cocained-up vest landlord story - "it was into january" hahah
That was my favorite story of all time 🤣🤣 the landlord opened the door and nobody’s there 🤣
With the blender going making smoothies and trying on vests
Nah, best part is Joe asking was that when he was younger and says "Oh, this is two and a half years ago" hahahaha
Well, now I just went and looked that one up...
So, thanks for that. (I think?)
I thought you were saying it was the landlord with the vest. The one vest. Y'know, one person, wearing one vest, like you might expect.
Nope. And also, nope.
"I still live there."
LOL
I caught him doing some things
I think what i like about theo is hes so naturally funny. It doesnt even feel like hes trying its just him talking
"...yeah but they leave." His brain is so beautiful.
Theo just has the perfect blend of organic humor and really sharp wit
I wish Theo was a customer service person. The sh!t he would say while resetting your modem would be life affirming.
😂
Dont wish that hell to no one.
"He was doing BAD MGAIC"
*proceeds to do sign language hand actions*
LMFAO!
Theo Von is a gift to this world.
A suspicious gift from a stranger
I frickin love Theo. His somewhat nieve simplicity is genuinely endearingly nice.
One of life's rare 'nice, genuine and not tryingly' funny ppl left alive today!!
Blessings be upon you Joe and all your circle of friends
Theo is so full of shit but he stays dead serious 😂
And he changes the subject to something he wants to talk about with such conviction that nobody questions it
Nah Joey Diaz for sure is the one with the complete bullshit stories
@@Condoctuc Diaz literally went to jail for kidnapping somebody lmao just cuz they live wild lives that most people can’t relate to doesn’t mean it’s all made up
I'm convinced his story's are true but slightly embellished 😊
@@jakelang806 he’s said he does that i forgot what podcast it was though
"after i was born my dad had a stroke so we was learnin to walk at the same time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said they call the Dutch "The downhill people" 😂 Theo is hilarious
Kept repeating “they’re aerodynamic” lmao
"Pull up a Dutch!"
"a golden oreo" kills me everytime 💀
Theo reminds me of my old buddy so much, he wasn’t booksmart by any means didn’t finish highschool. But he was always asking questions, smarter than given credit for and hilarious as hell
"sawed off humans" LMAO
His improv witty responses are unparalleled 😊
At the end when he was talking about his dad had me rollin 😂 😄😁
“You ever seen a sawd off human mental blow leche out their face?!”Jesus Christ Theo.
That one had me dead
What is a "sawd off human"?
@@Solugrimstalker😂💀
@@Solugrimstalker he said it’s someone that’s mentally challenged
@@Solugrimstalker my guess would mean shorter or stumpy? Lol
Theo has an extremely high IQ. His brain is super flexible, fast thinking and witty
Yes. This is what people don't understand
100% ppl don't recognise it and take it for granted but you can tell he has a high iq regardless of whether the reason he thinks like this is because of practise or not
He's weird 100% of the time.
I can't imagine being the doctor putting Theo on a ketamine IV 😂🤣
"Sawed off humans" fucking absolutely shredded me.
Hahahaha best description ever
Those first couple episodes of Theo on fighter and the kid with Brendan was the best ever, I don’t see how any comedy podcast could get any better.
Remove schaub and any podcast would get better
“A science one huh” 🤣🤣🤣
Joe and Theo are amazing together ...Theo has such an artistic way of speaking and Joe has an excellent sense of humor
Joe is a master interviewer too, he really knows how to guide a conversation comfortably while still letting someone else speak, and even goes further as to actually connect with his guest
Theo is basically your inner voice just 'Sayin it out Loud'
"Well that's inspiring dude" is the funniest thing Brendan has ever said
One of the funniest dudes on the planet. Whenever I’m feeling down I just pull up videos like this and instantly feel better. Someone should study his brain 😂
@matpeachey3946 Paul has the most important job right there and he’s going out there with the boys so I’m just waiting on them for you and I’m going back home so that we could talk and then I’m not in trouble because you 😊😊😊😊😊thank for all the support you give me for my yyuyyyyyyttttttgghhvff rfggh and you too have the most
When Theo head starts nodding you know it’s going to be a good time lmao
Every type of kid grew up in Theo’s neighbourhood 😂
When Tot spit out milk he became known as PopTot
Theo is kinda like a freestyle comedian. Gotta love him.
"A science one" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you gotta be open minded to understand I suppose
I always laugh at that. Just such a funny misapplied scenario
Every time I see Joey with Theo, they're like a couple of giggling school kids it's brilliant
"The Downhill People" gets me every fuckin time man. How the fuck did he come up with that shit right then and there 😂
Theo had the most unsupervised hours per capita in the history of childhood.
He's a different character for sure, his analogies are insanely funny, but make perfect sense.
He's humour is so bizarre and unique. His brain thinks differently, but in a good way 🤣
"I think they would much more forgiving after a two day period." lmaooo
hadn't heard "sawed off humans" before goddamn that shit is hilarious
I need to know the full story that made Theo get serious and say "If you wear a leather jacket at a Mexican restaurant, well you can just stay Away from Me!"
@@hi-dl4kw I think he just really doesn’t like people who wear leather jackets in Mexican restaurants lol
@@hi-dl4kw prolly a failed attempt at making shit up
Then he sings it.
We all laugh so hard because we can relate in one way or another! Theo is a natural 😂😂
"Ive never really been heavily homosexual but i will say this, theres nothing really gayer than getting into another man's warmth after he's already left the room"
Had me in TEARS actual tears streaming down my face from laughter
"what'd you get? better?" 🤣🤣
Theo is one of those guys that makes me hurt from laughing.
"Golden Oreo"
Lmao can anyone confirm that? 😂
I was literally thinking so where did Theo learn this? ehhh😂😂😂 (as in it takes one to know one)
@@youngkob3408 lmao I thought the same thing. We need third party verification 😂 why a golden Oreo? Why even an Oreo? If Oreo ever starts making Golden ones I'm not eating them now
@@chiron01golden oreos have existed for years, google it
"I they'd be much more forgiving over a couple of days period"... lol
To Schaub…..”You can’t even speak on kratum can you” 💀☠️💀☠️💀
"Urban whack-a-mole" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think Joey Diaz is the only comedian that makes Theo genuinely laugh, them two are the funniest dudes out.
This man should be president
@bubba gump his EQ is through the roof
Exhibit A has to be one of the funniest genuine conversations two people have ever had
Wht does it mean?