Joey diaz is the funniest human being alive today in my opinion. Theo von is next. I like Tom Segura and Bert the machine Kreischer also. Ari Shaffir not at all. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are funny as hell also. Shane Gillis is good at times. Jim bruer hilarious always. Chappelle is funny too. Other then that I don't find very many other comedians funny. Joe rogan is far more funny on his podcast then his stand up is.
Out of all these re-uploads, this is the best one...hahaha...fkn Theo is insanely hilarious. "A fucking floating chair, like two seats together with chains" no one else in the world would describe a swing like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo is such an innocent spirit… and sooo funny! But I pick up every once in awhile a sense of sadness/loneliness from him. I hope he does find peace & happiness… sending love 🩷
@SharHolt-x6p I'm not them but just guessing it's probably because it sounds so off the cuff and casual like one would come across as when sharing a new thought vs it being well thought-out beforehand.
Sometimes u just dont be similar to ppl and cba wasting ur time with them when they offer no thought provoking chat.. listening to this podcast is always thought provoking sometimes hella silly or funny but its all thanks to Joe Rogan asking the right sht and prompting the right ways hes a legend for that and getting some class guests on
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Man that theo is one of a kind. Right in the middle of a conversation " contractors need to step up their game, people seeing through walls". There is no one that does it like that.
"Say someone's deceased, right? A deceased woman. & they're pregnant & you're starving ...do you think you'd go over .. & see if there's any milk in 'em?" 🤣😭 LOOL fuckin Theo, man! 😂😂 👌
Did anyone else hear when they were watching the Dracula movie clip .. (32:02 ) Joe says " oh he turned into a bunch of rats " Theo says " Gang Gang" and you can hear Jamie laugh in the backround?! 😂 😂😂😂 I had just take a sip of my drink and I spit it all over my car windshield!!!! Theo is effin goated in my book!! extraordinary
People dont seem to know whats going on. The reason so many episodes seemingly got uploaded a week ago and nobody got notified isnt a glitch, or a shadowban, or anything of the kind. When Joe went to Spotify his team will have made the episodes of the podcast private, and now hes back on youtube they have been republished, so when you go to the video it says it was uploaded 7 days ago, however on his channel they are still listed in the order they were origionally uploaded. Starting to bug me seeing everyone coming up with conspiracies about youtube trying to silence the podcast so I'm gonna somment this every time I listen to one of the freshly reuploaded Podcasts. Hope I helped clear things up.
this episode was by far, THE BEST episode of JRE. Theo Von is a Comedy Machine with infinite battery, you just have to turn him on and enjoy the show !
Right in the beginning "its like when you put a condom on and the other person is still on their phone." 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with this man. Theo is too much😂
I knew a landlord in NY who when he couldn't get tenants to leave, he would wait until they were out, then pack everything up and haul it away, change the locks and leave a note "come to the office to get your stuff" and that was that. He called it "Bag and Drag"
I just love JRs podcast. I love that he lets it just take whatever path it’s going to naturally. And I LOVE that Theo is on there. Already have belly laughs and it’s not even two minute in. ❤
The reason fasting is good for you: your body converts carbs and sugar into energy. If you fast, after 2-3 days without carbs and sugar, your body will enter ketosis and will use stored fat to convert into energy instead. 5-7 day fasting is healthy and very good for weight loss. After your body enters ketosis you actually dont feel hungry, will be more alert,full of energy and youll sleep great.
@@chrisdawson3859I used to intermittent fast all the time in my early twenties and it did a great job of regulating my weight. I'm 27 now, almost 28 and have gained a few pounds since those days. I'm gonna hop back on it soon again. It's so easy to do and extremely effective!
@@crazyrmj2580 i don’t hate Rogan, but I’m really disappointed in him. I’ve been listening to Rogan’s podcast since 2014. I’ve listened to thousands of hours over hundreds of shows and I still listen religiously. Rogan is two people, pre covid and post covid. Before covid he had on interesting guest from all walks of life. Now he has on right wingers 90% of the time. The fact that he considers Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, the Weinsteins, and Alex Jones friends should tell you everything about him.
When we smile like we did when we were kids, it's very good for our health. Theo does that for everyone, but i love that he does that for comedians. I mean it's cool to hear a comedian laugh like that. So easy to see they love being around him
Theo: "you have such a knack for remembering things. You're so good at it" 2 minutes later, Joe asks Theo for the second time if he ever smoked cigarettes....after Theo already answered it and told him a story about smoking a ton of Newports after a girl broke up with him.
“I’ll fuckin sweat on your children.” Two days in a row Theo has me dying lol I watched a different time he was here and he said “I’ll watch your whole family eat dinner…” 😂😂
Both those comments were hilarious! I just heard them too and thought they were comment-worthy too. What a legend Theo is. So much to the point where I'm guessing not even Theo understands how naturally funny is and perfect his delivery is.
Oh my! Go check out his show!! He’ll have Trump, Bernie Sanders, a school lunch lady, a carny, and a mortician all back to back and makes it so natural and feel so great!😂
I wish Theo was a reoccurring guest on Joe's podcast. He's truly the funniest human being ever.
Theo has his own pod cast. " This past weekend." Give it a watch! Theo is my FAVORITE!
Well he’s been on like 10 times so yeah lol
Joey diaz is the funniest human being alive today in my opinion. Theo von is next. I like Tom Segura and Bert the machine Kreischer also. Ari Shaffir not at all. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are funny as hell also. Shane Gillis is good at times. Jim bruer hilarious always. Chappelle is funny too. Other then that I don't find very many other comedians funny. Joe rogan is far more funny on his podcast then his stand up is.
@@trey934 Theo is a million times funnier than joey diaz
The shaman is above them all
As a female I love listening to Joe and his mates. I feel like a fly on the wall listening to men hanging out having fun. 🇳🇿
You are. Welcome 🇦🇺
Are you Joe or his friends lmao@@EETSTHECREATOR
@@pregerzoreo4886 yeah what a dick couldn’t even get my flag right I’m a kiwi not a Aussie.
Same here 😂
@@pregerzoreo4886yes he is 🥱🥱
Dude the way Theo described that damn swing took me out "its like a floating chair that 2 people sit on that's connected to chains" 😂
I can’t tell if that shit is a character or if it’s authentically him. lol
Out of all these re-uploads, this is the best one...hahaha...fkn Theo is insanely hilarious. "A fucking floating chair, like two seats together with chains" no one else in the world would describe a swing like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 belly laugh
@brandihillcom I think Theo's character is always honestly him. He's funny as heck😂
@jennSalvate this will be. a relly humungus laugh for you then!😂 🤰😂😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Theo is such an innocent spirit… and sooo funny! But I pick up every once in awhile a sense of sadness/loneliness from him. I hope he does find peace & happiness… sending love 🩷
I agree with you. Love that guy. May peace be with you Theo.
“You put a condom on and the other person is still looking at their phone.” LOL
Theo & Joe are the funniest duo on planet earth.
😂😂😂😂😂
3 mins in and laughing my ass off already lmao
Man listen to the Theo von Joey Diaz podcasts. Had me at work literally screaming laughing
He caught Joe good with that
I would prob kms after that or something, walk out at least
"A red dot will show you exactly where that bullet will go"
"And when it turns green is that when you shoot?" 😂
Bro's a trip on point! 😂
and rogan didn't get it lol
i was gonna tye the same thing haha
This is when I realized that there truly is sexism. If a woman asked that, y'all would be in hysterics. Joe would have giggled. Change my mind.
@@SharHolt-x6p joe would have still responded respectfully and we would be in hysterics cause we were in hysterics when theo, a man, said it. Go home
I love Theo Von, he truly deserves happiness and peace of mind. Great to see him on the podcast!!
His point of view on fighting his depression actually helped me out. Best thing to do is just resume your life. Stop focusing on the negative
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"Kiwi puberty" & Cinnamon divorce". How the fu*k Theo comes up with these on the spot always kills me. True genius & national treasure.
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@@PopsRMeI know it's an old post, by why do you think it's "on the fly"?
@SharHolt-x6p I'm not them but just guessing it's probably because it sounds so off the cuff and casual like one would come across as when sharing a new thought vs it being well thought-out beforehand.
Theo is the king of being naturally funny.
The RAT KING
Have you met WIll Sasso?
Joe is the exact opposite so it works well 👍
"time doesn't feel like you can kill it anymore" - Theo Von
Timestamp?
Joe casually dropping 200 episodes into my subscription
Maybe for the people who've not seen a majority of his content.
Right 😆 I'm just goin ... whaaaaaaaaaaaat
I was gonna say, a Theo von episode with only 4.6k views in 4 days is wild
I know i seen Theo Von just dropped and was like I have a new podcast to listen to with one of the best guest. I’ve already seen it.
@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 Think they're re-upload specifically to get the videos on Spotify onto TH-cam
I feel like I have friends when I watch this 😂
I feel ya bro
Real
It's like taking your morning dooky and you find out it's a one wiper.heartwarming...
Sometimes u just dont be similar to ppl and cba wasting ur time with them when they offer no thought provoking chat.. listening to this podcast is always thought provoking sometimes hella silly or funny but its all thanks to Joe Rogan asking the right sht and prompting the right ways hes a legend for that and getting some class guests on
I'm over laughing along then a commercial pops up and I'm like oh. I'm actually all alone
the red dot turning green when its ready to shoot joke is underrated
I wonder if he was joking or really didn’t know. I had to go back to hear him say it after reading your comment though 😂
@@rolandcarrasco2717 i promise you he genuinely wanted to know the answer to that... LOL
@@Drrewsterr I figured so because of the way he said it but it did sound pretty dam funny though lmao!
@@rolandcarrasco2717 lol nah theres no way he wasnt sure about such a thing
It's not a joke but it's hella funny came from Theo
Bro said it felt like someone was playing legends of Zelda in his lungs😭☠️ I swear he says the funniest nonsensical shit
Lol he's talking about Breath of the Wild. 😂
That's like the Jabu-Jabu level, based on his generation he probably played oot instead of botw
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You think it’s nonsensical until you actually research it
Man that theo is one of a kind. Right in the middle of a conversation " contractors need to step up their game, people seeing through walls". There is no one that does it like that.
Their is some good comedians that come on here but when joe and theo are together this is truly the best. Please get him on more!
Joe making 3 hour podcasts every 3 minutes is all the convincing i need to try alpha brain
Haha
Not entirely related but Alpha Brain is actually in a serious lawsuit due to their false claims about what their product does, just figured id share
@@nickphaux woah! Really? Lawsuit filed by a customer or competitor?
My brother did lmao, he was 16.
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Theo’s so convincing with some of his people and stories. Amazing storyteller and embellisher. Joe eats it up.
When he said “ it’s like when the other person is looking at their phone while the other is still putting the condom on” 😂😂😂
Shiiiineee that light on me, I’ll sip and tell you my story🗣️
First time In like 4 years I’ve watched this much Joe Rogan- he’s been dropping some bangers.
When Joe told him he had nice hair, I was expecting Theo to say "you too man"
“I burned my sister once when we were doin fireworks…and nothing like that’s gonna happen in my family again…” 😂😂
1:12:08 "Didn't you interview Robert Kennedy Junior?"
"Yeah, his voice is getting better" 😂
He said "his voice is getting better... I was just texting with him" 😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀😂😂
🤣 THe audacity he had to keep a straight face while saying it 🤣
Theo’s mind is a true wonder of the world….he’s absolutely hilarious 😂😂
Theo is hilarious. His delivery on the most insane wacky lines are underrated.
He doesn't try be funny
Unmatched level of comedy genius
theo was on fire the whole time
Bro watch theo and dil timmon latest.
he was probably on crack too
I've never seen him not on fire. He's truly a legend and naturally so funny and a comedian.
Theo is one of the naturally funny people ever.
I completely agree.
Theo is Joe's best guest
What makes Theo so funny is that he's mostly being serious when he asks a question or thinking out loud! Like those are his genuine thoughts! 😂 😂 😂
😂 it’s so cute how nervous Theo gets around Joe
You can tell Theo doesn't want to hit that cigar, but the sake of brotherhood, he will smoke it for Joe 🤙
To the point it actually looks awkward haha
Well-said.
@@Samtheman1889He probably has smoked very few of them in his life that it looks that way.
Theo is so genuine. I really hope life brings him all the good things. He's the best.
"Say someone's deceased, right? A deceased woman. & they're pregnant & you're starving ...do you think you'd go over .. & see if there's any milk in 'em?" 🤣😭
LOOL fuckin Theo, man! 😂😂
👌
You two guys and your random conversations are just right down fun and genuine.
Did anyone else hear when they were watching the Dracula movie clip .. (32:02 ) Joe says " oh he turned into a bunch of rats " Theo says " Gang Gang" and you can hear Jamie laugh in the backround?! 😂 😂😂😂 I had just take a sip of my drink and I spit it all over my car windshield!!!! Theo is effin goated in my book!! extraordinary
That part cracked me up too.
I caught that! 😂😂
Nice comment and catch.
Blood gays they call em... totally passed over Joe's head
Theo is my best friend from the internet.
I LOVE the way Theo’s brain works! 😂 He’s the best! Funny, smart, and gorgeous hair. ♥️
His hair truly is the greatest.
People dont seem to know whats going on. The reason so many episodes seemingly got uploaded a week ago and nobody got notified isnt a glitch, or a shadowban, or anything of the kind. When Joe went to Spotify his team will have made the episodes of the podcast private, and now hes back on youtube they have been republished, so when you go to the video it says it was uploaded 7 days ago, however on his channel they are still listed in the order they were origionally uploaded.
Starting to bug me seeing everyone coming up with conspiracies about youtube trying to silence the podcast so I'm gonna somment this every time I listen to one of the freshly reuploaded Podcasts. Hope I helped clear things up.
Thx for explaining for those that dont know
I thought it was pretty self explanatory. Especially since full episodes of his podcast haven't even been uploaded on TH-cam in years.
Thank God you’re here to clear that up! 😂
Never seen Theo so comfortable with another host
You haven’t seen him with Bobby Lee??
Jamie, pull up the entire back catalog.
Lmao
I love these two together, I wish they would do it more!
this episode was by far, THE BEST episode of JRE. Theo Von is a Comedy Machine with infinite battery, you just have to turn him on and enjoy the show !
these two together is the best on a podcast. love it
Theo is like the funny guy in high school who makes you laugh constantly till your stomach hurts, but now has a show.
Theo said the smelling salts felt like somebody was playing legend of Zelda in his lungs as I was playing Oot🤣
Smelling salts gave me ptsd, felt like I was gonna get a headcannon reaction from smelling some damn paprika and other spices
*song of time*
That's a classic
“I don’t remember that good at the moment “😂😂
Joe loves his shows & movies 😂 Theos just like “oh really… wow”
My guy Theo said “back then, if the person who gave you the information was an idiot, then you were an idiot” 😂😂
Theo Von is a gift to humanity lmao
Joe and Theo are a very unique dynamic duo😂
That Bram Stoker’s Dracula movie is amazing. One of my all-time favorites.🎉 And they are right Winona Ryder is just such a beauty
Right in the beginning "its like when you put a condom on and the other person is still on their phone." 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with this man. Theo is too much😂
He's too much but i can't get enough
been there before
If you are ever having a bad day, listen to this podcast with Theo and Joe, it doesn't get any better than this!😅😅😅
I pass the time on long drives by listening to this podcast. It always makes me laugh out loud like an idiot 😅
That's when you know the material and video is truly hilarious.
I knew a landlord in NY who when he couldn't get tenants to leave, he would wait until they were out, then pack everything up and haul it away, change the locks and leave a note "come to the office to get your stuff" and that was that. He called it "Bag and Drag"
“Outrun the zombie or get it dizzy”🤣
Right?! What a unique thought process and ideas Theo naturally comes up with. 😆 🤣
Theo is the BESTEST EVER!! Thanks for having him, Joe!
I just love JRs podcast. I love that he lets it just take whatever path it’s going to naturally. And I LOVE that Theo is on there. Already have belly laughs and it’s not even two minute in. ❤
The reason fasting is good for you: your body converts carbs and sugar into energy. If you fast, after 2-3 days without carbs and sugar, your body will enter ketosis and will use stored fat to convert into energy instead. 5-7 day fasting is healthy and very good for weight loss. After your body enters ketosis you actually dont feel hungry, will be more alert,full of energy and youll sleep great.
I did a 40 hour fast once. Felt amazing. I really do need to get back into it.
@@chrisdawson3859I used to intermittent fast all the time in my early twenties and it did a great job of regulating my weight.
I'm 27 now, almost 28 and have gained a few pounds since those days. I'm gonna hop back on it soon again. It's so easy to do and extremely effective!
“You gotta ride that bag” 😂😂😂😂 hilarious
When Joe laughs at theo, it sends me
Rogan’a laugh is as fake as he is.
@@skosh6359you sound like a hater
@@crazyrmj2580 i don’t hate Rogan, but I’m really disappointed in him. I’ve been listening to Rogan’s podcast since 2014. I’ve listened to thousands of hours over hundreds of shows and I still listen religiously. Rogan is two people, pre covid and post covid. Before covid he had on interesting guest from all walks of life. Now he has on right wingers 90% of the time. The fact that he considers Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, the Weinsteins, and Alex Jones friends should tell you everything about him.
@skosh6359 it sure does - it tells me that he has his head screwed on 🤷♀️
@@skosh6359it made him aware of a few things he wasn’t previously
i feel like they’re moving furniture in my dna baby😂
that was underrated af
theo is the realest person i know
Joe Rogan and Theo Von is the best combo 🔥
32:04 “Gang gang” after “they just turned into a bunch of rats” is crazy 😂
When we smile like we did when we were kids, it's very good for our health. Theo does that for everyone, but i love that he does that for comedians. I mean it's cool to hear a comedian laugh like that. So easy to see they love being around him
Theo: "you have such a knack for remembering things. You're so good at it"
2 minutes later, Joe asks Theo for the second time if he ever smoked cigarettes....after Theo already answered it and told him a story about smoking a ton of Newports after a girl broke up with him.
Theo"s humor is so unique, hilarious.
Damn I was so excited I thought this was new 😂
So did I 😢😢😂😂😂
Theo’s mind is epic I’d love to run around in there see wtf is going on 😂😂
“I’ll fuckin sweat on your children.”
Two days in a row Theo has me dying lol I watched a different time he was here and he said “I’ll watch your whole family eat dinner…” 😂😂
Both those comments were hilarious! I just heard them too and thought they were comment-worthy too. What a legend Theo is. So much to the point where I'm guessing not even Theo understands how naturally funny is and perfect his delivery is.
Jesus man I guess I’ll watch this pod again
i think i just realized the mullet is a hair farm for the top of his head😂😂😂
Holy shit theo explaining where our anxiety comes from blew my f-ing mind! Its so damn true ... Ive never been able to explain it or put it into words
What part
"Satan was the biggest enemy back then" Like it's a historical fact HAHASHJAHSDHDHJ I freaking love Theo
I love these 2 together 😂😂
💯 Legends!!!
Thank you Joe Rogan for blessing millions of peoples’ subscription feed for a day.
THEO IS THE GREATEST COMEDY PODCASTER EVER!!!!!!
Dude, you're not supposed to Inhale the Cigar bro😂😂😂
I've never heard of Theo Von but I've never laughed so much. 😂 A porch swing...omg
Oh my! Go check out his show!! He’ll have Trump, Bernie Sanders, a school lunch lady, a carny, and a mortician all back to back and makes it so natural and feel so great!😂
"This Past Weekend". That's his show and it's wonderful!
we need another joe and theo podcast
God, theo’s hair is so damn amazing.
Let me try vanilla again... because I didn't taste it that much.
"I don't remember that good at the moment." LMAO
Gotta appreciate how genuine he is and his comments are. They're truly off the cuff and naturally hilarious!
This is old as hell, but I never got to watch it, but I have laughed plenty of times during this episode. Thank you so much. My abs hurt.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh todays shift finna be litt hell yeah another Theo episode
Joe and Theo are the best podcasts I've heard. Interestingly engaging and very funny. 👏🏻
I feel like the “bro you’ve changed” is the next biggest one liner to come Theo! That’s the next shirt my guy
Joe and Von's friendship is so nice!
It's not a dog eat dog world. It's a bird eat bird world.
These 2 make the perfect podcast duo. Fucking love them both x
Joe dosen't do therapy, he does podcasts
Keep em comin Jamie lol, Theo and Rogan together are just the best duo
RIP OUR FEEDS AND THANK YOU JOE FOR ALL US ON TH-cam 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Theo is the man 😂
Theo talking about autism being in-between of man & machine. As an autistic person, This is exactly how I feel 🤣🤣😂.
Omg I’m trying to sleep I’m laughing 😂
"I'm jacked on this stuff" lmaooooooo
Dude never runs out of the story’s 😂 love it ❤ 🙏