The US Vietnam war was a sham yet today the Vietnamese hold no grudge, “exhibit A” is another way of saying “that’s my point”. Moral of the story is gum down a viet if you can.
@@Rishabh_Sachdev Rogan proved theo’s point that Vietnamese people are forgiving, so Theo said “Exhibit A” as in rogans point would be Theo’s proof that he could eat a Vietnamese person and it be ok
Theos comedic timing is on a completely different level. His ability to just come up with the simplest, most witty comments at exactly the right moment is just incredible to watch. Seriously you couldn't script it better.
Theo von is actually just incredibly intelligent. He uses his wild stories as a way to workshop his comedy. Even if they don’t land, they are still creative. Theo von is the comedians comedian.
Best part is that he’s from a small town in rural Louisiana where you really can’t tell if he’s telling the truth or not, so you just go along with the absurdity.
That was actually a really good point about dating someone who’s family member is mentally unwell, they would naturally be a more compassionate person 😂
@@DemetriusDemarcusThe3rdisnt this what we all do when we tell jokes? Theo von just uses the amateur style to get the professional result thats why hes a famous comedian
@@isars3433 no definitely not, almost every other stand up comedian has a set memorized that they tell at every location for that specific tour… thats why most of them don’t let you bring your phone in or any recording device so you cant leak their set before the tour’s over
I honestly am not a huge fan of theo’s stand up but when it comes to podcasts and interview I don’t think any comedian comes close to him. His humor is always a 10/10 on podcasts n interviews. Funny as fuck.
Him and norm mcdonalds made me laugh the most ever. No one is even close to these 2 dudes. But not their specials, their interviews and podcast... so damn funny.
He is actually smart and introspective but had a pretty rough childhood and became famous as a young adult. He is navigating it well for what he stumbled into. I am sure he lies sometimes but his stories have a grain of truth
He’s really hilarious. The thing is even when he says something that may be offensive you can’t get offended bcos he’s really not trying to hurt anyone he just has the almost child like quality of saying exactly what he feels
"I think if you gum down a viet in front of a group of people they'd be much less alarmed" 😂😂😂😂 I'll never forget watching that podcast it was the day Theo entered my top 10 lmfaooooo
He echoes a sort of Norm Macdonald style of humour, saying absurd things with a straight face, except it’s genuinely such a natural train of thought that you just know he believes it. He brings such an honest and real mindset to situations, and makes them seem ridiculous by contrast.
Theo reminds me of Norm- clever and sharp with impeccable timing. Norm was the king of comedic timing and the smartest guy in every room. Would’ve loved to see these two together.
theo might not always kill on stage, but he is hands down the most genuinely funny person ive seen, the kinda guy that would have you rolling in a convo
Theo Von is the funniest human being to ever exist solely because all of these stories are based on his life; OBVIOUSLY with some added details, but still man 😂
HIGHLY recommend seeing him live. Saw him in Atlanta 2019, so a lot of his stuff on his newest special. SO MUCH BETTER live, you can tell he’s nervous infront of the cameras on stage
He hosted a benefit comedy show back in 2017 at this tiny super old, run down theater in his Mother’s hometown of Wyoming, IL (outside of Peoria). I got there a bit late, after the first act had started. I was finishing my American Spirit and he came out of theatre and asked to if he could bum “one of those Winston’s” lol. I obliged and we talked for a good 10 minutes or so and then both went in for his set. Then he told me that his older brother, him and some of their friends were gonna go to the bowling alley down the street about 30 minutes after the show and I could join them and hang out for a little while. It was an awesome time and he was exactly how you’d expect him to be. Probably spent an hour and a half or so over there with them. He followed me on Twitter and we’ve messaged a few times over the years.
I once read a comment that Theos brain is like someone managed to somehow cure their own schizophrenia, & I’ve never forgotten it. I’m so grateful that Theo gives us hours of side splitting comedy. His storytelling skills are unparalleled. I couldn’t handle it if he was a stand up guy where we only get an hour special once a year if we’re lucky. Theo Interviewing his nephews is still a personal favourite. A genius. One that cured their own schizophrenia, but a genius all the same.
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CGI?
I don't know what his name was.
Bro 💀
That's was gold
He legitimate thought that CGI was the name of a person... Perhaps because he was sitting across from GI Joe. 😂
If that was intentional he's literally a fucking genius, if not he's still a genius to me .-.
In the full clip he says, ” no not cgi he wasnt black”
This is probably the funniest thing Theo has ever said
“Exhibit A” so well timed
Can you explain the joke to me? I'm not aware of the context
@@Rishabh_Sachdev vietnam war
@@ayevaboo Exhibit A means Vietnam War? Didn't America pull out forces from there?
The US Vietnam war was a sham yet today the Vietnamese hold no grudge, “exhibit A” is another way of saying “that’s my point”. Moral of the story is gum down a viet if you can.
@@Rishabh_Sachdev Rogan proved theo’s point that Vietnamese people are forgiving, so Theo said “Exhibit A” as in rogans point would be Theo’s proof that he could eat a Vietnamese person and it be ok
Anytime Theo starts a story with "when I was young there was a kid in my neighbourhood.."
You know it's gonna be golden.
🎯
Then next sentence is always “he died” or “he’s in prison”
Every summer
Theo "knows" the most eclectic group of hillbilly mfs in the world!
(For clarification... I dont believe 99.8% of his stories 😂😂)
lol we had a guy…
“You think you need water in the matrix?”
“I’m not gonna be the guy without it”
😂😂😂😂😂
The voice was so spot on too.😆
Best part is, he isn't even joking.
Bruh and he wasn't even joking, the way he looked at Joe laughing, almost as if he's offended 😂😂😂😂
@@ferozhossain3401”Is this a character you’re playing?” “No!”
@@Imitatechrist you KNOW he hasnt seen the Matrix yet 😂
“Dude, you’d pay $8.” 😂😂😂
"He probably made 60 dollars on a Friday night" 🤣🤣🤣
That one got me too! 🤣
That got me so hard this guy is hilariously legit
So good
So Sharp😂
This guy is more of a conversational comedian than a stage comedian
100%
Yeah… his last special was not it… and I like Theo but I couldn’t get further than 8 minutes
@@1Deep43VA He yells on stage and it doesn't work. Way to much energy. He should just chill out a little bit like it's a podcast.
Yup. Don’t like his standup at all. His humor works best with the deadpan delivery. He’s too animated on stage and it doesn’t land.
Make no mistake, Theo is one funny dude on stage with comedy that is not predictable.
The water in the matrix gets me everytime with Joe laughing hysterical and Theo being 100% serious about it
I love Theo cause every time people laugh he looks around like, “what’s so funny?” 😂
I love his stories about people he knew when he was younger.
That’s part of the act. Good for noticing!
Theo is that dude you'd love to hang out with but he's always busy hanging out with everyone else
Not even close bro what?
he’s the type to be funny asf for an hour then you need a week break from my boy. he is funny though for real
@@eezz7822 why not close?
@@dannygonxalez9011 Just that guy every1 loves to drink with. That's basically who I am; kinda sad
@@hockeyislife4122 and I'm super humble too
One of the most up unique comedians ever. He's a genius
His timing and cadence kills
@@G4mer_D4d indeeed
Hes not tryna be funny though it's just natural
The heart of a lesbian, and rib cage of a large cat
@@saltgenerat0r saying a professional comedian isn't trying to be funny is so dumb
"When I was born, some of the doctors said I had the ribcage of a large cat and the heart of a lesbian" 🤣 this man
Theos comedic timing is on a completely different level. His ability to just come up with the simplest, most witty comments at exactly the right moment is just incredible to watch. Seriously you couldn't script it better.
Theo once called ferrets "the limousine of rats." ...Pure art.
😂😂😂
Wit and timing are different things, he's got both but I'd say his wit is what's on a different level, not his timing
@@kova1729yeah, his timing is good. But his wit is unbelievable.
“Gum down a viet” 🤣🤣🤣
LOL he pronounces Viyyyya-eeeet, apparently that's a starter move in Theo's' world.
In a different clip he said he would need to eat another one because he would just get hungry again in 30 minutes 💀
"Exhibit A" 😂🤣
“You don’t think they’d get mad at you?”
“Nahhh the veeyets are more sacrific…uhh forgiving” wtf is this man on?😂😂😂
Theo von is actually just incredibly intelligent. He uses his wild stories as a way to workshop his comedy. Even if they don’t land, they are still creative. Theo von is the comedians comedian.
Playin the fool like Norm Macdonald. Both actually really smart
Graduated with a master's degree from the Norm Macdonald school of comedy
Best part is that he’s from a small town in rural Louisiana where you really can’t tell if he’s telling the truth or not, so you just go along with the absurdity.
I think it's what we call autism
"the comedian's comedian." awesome description.
haven't seen someone in a room with Theo who didn't laugh at least once.
He whipped out the“You’d pay 8” so fast😂
That was actually a really good point about dating someone who’s family member is mentally unwell, they would naturally be a more compassionate person 😂
Some real shii right there. 😂
I have a sister with mental handicap and she can be so mean. I have some pent up anger all the way back from childhood 😂
@@BorninthewrongeraBro do yourself a favor and go to therapy to sort that out
Unless u want to end up having the heart of a lesbian
💯
The way he blends the real with the absurd 🤌
"4 dollars for drawings?"
"Bro, you'd pay eight."
💀
Inflation!
@@allydr90No at all what he was saying lol
@@TheAluvisifylolol so good
He made $60 on a Friday, and that was in 1995.
@@paulharsh78that’s equivalent to like $123 today smh
I fucking love how he just starts a joke and he doesn’t even know the punchline, he just riffs until it comes to him and it’s fuckin hilarious
i do this its great
@@chumcity No you dont.
@@DemetriusDemarcusThe3rdisnt this what we all do when we tell jokes? Theo von just uses the amateur style to get the professional result thats why hes a famous comedian
@@isars3433 no it isn't
@@isars3433 no definitely not, almost every other stand up comedian has a set memorized that they tell at every location for that specific tour… thats why most of them don’t let you bring your phone in or any recording device so you cant leak their set before the tour’s over
His Vietnamese conversation with Joe is just a classic. So many bangers. "Gum down a Viet..." "Exhibit A".
The “Monster Energy Drink” bit is high-key one of funniest things ever said in a podcast😂 laugh literally every single time I see that clip
“you see those guys drinking it, u know theyre coming home to puunch” xDD
"You could hear a skittle hit the cement" absolutely cracks me up.
“the see ment”
@@dylan-np5hf "sea maent"
"I could hear someone fold bread from 80 feet away" is also unnecessarily funny
@@Libreom10 x likes
I honestly am not a huge fan of theo’s stand up but when it comes to podcasts and interview I don’t think any comedian comes close to him. His humor is always a 10/10 on podcasts n interviews. Funny as fuck.
His timing. One liners. Stories. How he matches other guests vibes. He’s better when he’s not on stage which is super rare. Real talented
Agreed, to me his standup seems a bit forced whereas in these interviews his flow is more natural and brings out his sense of humor
@@selokin3974 EXACTLY hes funniest when hes not trying to be funny
Only people that can fuck with him on the podcast/interview side is Joey Diaz and Tim Dillon for me other then them he's in a league of his own💯
I feel the same way about David Spade his stand up is okay but he's funny on interviews
A picture of his family, and water. This man has his priorities straight. We can all learn from Theo.
Whats the 3rd thing?
@@dragomilosevic4823 exactly
He's the comedian that makes all the other comedians laugh uncontrollably.
Theo has that Norm vibe where you would think he's not that smart when in character but some of the jokes are very particular and well thought.
Definitely, I would say Theo, Norm and Normand are all in the same arena on that front
The smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest guy.
He definitely knows it. He portrays his character in his stories to sell them.
Dude is absolutely dedicated to his comedy.
Lmfao. He starts the first interview by telling them they have autism. I'm crying
His comedy ain't joke writing, it's just him being Theo
“CGI or something?”
“Ehhh I don’t know what his name was” is one of my favorite jokes ever
"You know they're going home to punch" was the best line this video could've ended on
He makes Joe laugh more than anybody
Besides Patrice O'Neal.
Man crush 😂 I love it.
Him and norm mcdonalds made me laugh the most ever. No one is even close to these 2 dudes. But not their specials, their interviews and podcast... so damn funny.
Nah bro, i'd say uncle Joey takes the W on that one. That "oh my god, he's changing flavors" story had Joe crying 😂
Bill Burr
This man could possibly be one of the most naturally funny guy of all time
He is actually smart and introspective but had a pretty rough childhood and became famous as a young adult.
He is navigating it well for what he stumbled into. I am sure he lies sometimes but his stories have a grain of truth
This dude’s humor seems super intelligent and outside of the box
"I'm not gonna be the guy in the matrix with out it" -Theo Vaughn
Theo is a national treasure
Big Facts
The fact that he is funny without even trying makes him even better
Theo doesn't do comedy, he is comedy, a genius.
"How old were you at the time?". "I don't know man,probably 28".😅
You can never predict what Theo Von is gonna say next. It's never what you expect and it's always hilarious
Theo can’t predict what he’s going to say. That’s the best part. He starts a sentence having no idea where he is going to end up
Dude is a walking definition of "never let em know your next move" 😂
He’s really hilarious. The thing is even when he says something that may be offensive you can’t get offended bcos he’s really not trying to hurt anyone he just has the almost child like quality of saying exactly what he feels
"I think if you gum down a viet in front of a group of people they'd be much less alarmed" 😂😂😂😂 I'll never forget watching that podcast it was the day Theo entered my top 10 lmfaooooo
It's amazing how often people miss his jokes and believe the stories he's clearly making up on the spot
Pretty sure everyone knows that 😂
@@mynotificationsareoff..goc358 Joe Rogan doesn't most of the time 😅
I think some of his stories have some truth in them but obviously exaggerated
Yeah it’s the same stories about his life over and over again but it doesn’t get old.
Alot of black people and natives don't get it, and Tarantino for some reason. Worst of all Bill Burr.
“You know they’re going home to punch”
They cut off another classic: “Well I’ll say this… it’s the beverage of choice for some of those gentleman”
“CGI or something?”
“ i dont know what his name was”
😂😂
5:12 all these years of Dana Carvey, that’s the first time I’ve heard HIM laughing
The CGI one perfectly encapsulates what makes his humor so great
He echoes a sort of Norm Macdonald style of humour, saying absurd things with a straight face, except it’s genuinely such a natural train of thought that you just know he believes it.
He brings such an honest and real mindset to situations, and makes them seem ridiculous by contrast.
Mescalin Bro the only way to fly 🤯
@@fraserrisk1836mescalin make u puke often right, i wanna eat som cactus
“Bro you’d pay 8” gets me every time 😂
Theo and Joe Rogan are both awesome together. You can tell Joe is thoroughly entertained and enjoying himself 🤣
“Heart of a lesbian” 💀
Theo reminds me of Norm- clever and sharp with impeccable timing. Norm was the king of comedic timing and the smartest guy in every room. Would’ve loved to see these two together.
The funniest comedian in a long time for myself.
"You'd pay 8"
You literally cannot watch Theo without laughing, it's literally not possible.
Eh, just did it. Not that hard
@@theyonlycomeoutwhenitsquiethope you get better
This guy is absolutely hilarious. You can tell his mind works different
Theo is truly a treasure, he deserves the best of this world🤍 been a while since I’ve seen him pop up on my feed. Great post
Theo has that kind of Norm Macdonald-esque comedic style where it can be difficult to tell when exactly he’s joking.
Theo man. One of the genuinely most pure funny people in existence
theo might not always kill on stage, but he is hands down the most genuinely funny person ive seen, the kinda guy that would have you rolling in a convo
You think it was CGI?
Theo: Yeah, I don't know what his name was! 🤣🤣🤣
When they were talking about the matrix theo was serious as hell his face and him saying I would
It's true I don't wanna be the only without it shit use drops of water as currency
“You’d pay 8” was the greatest line
7:25 this clip always makes me cry 😭😂😂😂😂😂
Theo Von is the funniest human being to ever exist solely because all of these stories are based on his life; OBVIOUSLY with some added details, but still man 😂
“Bro you’d pay eight” 😂
I don’t think I’d pay to see him perform live, but I’d pay just to hang out with him. He seems like the funniest person to have a conversation with.
HIGHLY recommend seeing him live. Saw him in Atlanta 2019, so a lot of his stuff on his newest special. SO MUCH BETTER live, you can tell he’s nervous infront of the cameras on stage
@@justinking3127i would be too lmao
Damn you even got a photo with him thats cool man bless u
He hosted a benefit comedy show back in 2017 at this tiny super old, run down theater in his Mother’s hometown of Wyoming, IL (outside of Peoria). I got there a bit late, after the first act had started. I was finishing my American Spirit and he came out of theatre and asked to if he could bum “one of those Winston’s” lol. I obliged and we talked for a good 10 minutes or so and then both went in for his set. Then he told me that his older brother, him and some of their friends were gonna go to the bowling alley down the street about 30 minutes after the show and I could join them and hang out for a little while. It was an awesome time and he was exactly how you’d expect him to be. Probably spent an hour and a half or so over there with them. He followed me on Twitter and we’ve messaged a few times over the years.
That 1st clip is just an instant classic. The delivery was flawless
The last clip got me 💀
i love how joe rogan comes in with such a normal conversation and then theo just flips it on its head
"You know they're going home to punch" 😂😂😂
“You’d pay 8” had me dying 😂😂
Dude is the funniest man alive. I was walking to the kitchen when he said “you’d pay 8” and I fell on the floor laughing
“You eat a black lady and her families there they’re gonna be pissed” 😂😂😂
Exhibit A.
2:02 the fact that Joe tells Theo no, and then LITERALLY argues a point in Theo's favor is crazy. Joe had to be high
Theo is mankind's treasure. Must be protected at any cost.
I love him and Joe together. They make me laugh so much!
7:14 ''you'd pay 8'' 🤣🤣
Exhibit a is the funniest line I think I’ve ever heard as response 😂😂
That and the last bit
“Make you want to beat your wife too “
Excellent compilation 😂 thanks
„Gum down a Viet“ Jesus Christ 😂😂
Bruh he's a different kind of funny. He is the kind of funny that the one friend in the group is like. Just raw natural humor.
this boy is quick with it! love theo
I'll never care if his stories are fake or not. They are fucking hilarious lol
Fuck I wanna see Theo have a convo with Boosie.
They have a podcast episode together foo.
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This has to be one of the best videos I’ve ever watched in my life! 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude has me laughing all the time, also him and bobby lee are hilarious together
The skit about Kim and stealing his seamen kills me bro 🤣
I think I've seen all these clips like a hundred times and I think I could watch em all a hundred more and still not tire of them!
Joe: "Theo Von we're going into the Matrix"
Theo: "I'm gonna get my stuff first tho"
“Highway patrol got the biggest 🐔”
“Oh I gotta look that up” 😂😭
I once read a comment that Theos brain is like someone managed to somehow cure their own schizophrenia, & I’ve never forgotten it.
I’m so grateful that Theo gives us hours of side splitting comedy. His storytelling skills are unparalleled.
I couldn’t handle it if he was a stand up guy where we only get an hour special once a year if we’re lucky.
Theo Interviewing his nephews is still a personal favourite.
A genius. One that cured their own schizophrenia, but a genius all the same.
He beat down syndrome
A genius, that cured *their* own schizophrenia - their?!
Theo making Jocko laugh is sooooo good.
Theo is low key the smartest man on the planet 😂
Youd pay 8 🥴
That southern charisma comes through so well for him. Love theo
“…you know they’re goin home to punch” 😂
The Asian water had me laughing so hard! 😂
Theo kills me everytime 😂😂😂
Dude Joe’s face at “mentally unwell” 7:06
This never gets old stay fresh theo
Funny thing is I’ve never been a huge fan of his standup, but get this dude on a podcast and I’m gonna lose my shit every time he opens his mouth😂