Call of Duty Modern Warfare | Girlfriend Reviews

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  • @tylermoran111
    @tylermoran111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5360

    “No matter how fairly he got killed his reaction to every killcam is utter disbelief like surely there’s been some sort of mistake.”
    Well if this ain’t the truth.

    • @Helldog6
      @Helldog6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      BRUH. The level of fact in that statement....

    • @ezpz4646
      @ezpz4646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The accuracy

    • @Ibsmokin
      @Ibsmokin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      This is why we all no matter how bad we want to get back in the action watch that killcam looking for someway to fault the game for our own shortcomings.

    • @ImThe5thKing
      @ImThe5thKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      My roommate and 2 of his friends played a drinking game where they would sip a beer every time I said "WHY" or "WHERE" (specifically "WHERE" on Piccadilly). They went through an 18 pack pretty quickly.

    • @lofinova9413
      @lofinova9413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro this is all facts

  • @yupkyle
    @yupkyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4821

    “Yeah I’ll review your girlfriend she stinks”-Girlfriend Reviews rating 10/10

    • @gimmibox
      @gimmibox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Khrndz8 hey bro come on man that’s f**ked up

    • @BiggusDickusTheFourth
      @BiggusDickusTheFourth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She probably should go see a Urologist...

    • @JJJ-uo2xb
      @JJJ-uo2xb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Khrndz8 Guess "I'll have to go get another one then..."

    • @MelodicQuest
      @MelodicQuest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Come on man... Not cool. We were just messing around. Why you gotta go and hurt feelings?

    • @SXJAYSX
      @SXJAYSX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was hilarious 😂

  • @olivianoel5169
    @olivianoel5169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3443

    “My shotgun is a sniper rifle! My sniper rifle is a shotgun!”
    No truer words have been spoken about Call of Duty.

    • @MekhiTheOne
      @MekhiTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except sniper rifles aren't good close range you're best off using a 725 and a m4

    • @Ganador1853
      @Ganador1853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MekhiTheOne and now they patched it.

    • @MekhiTheOne
      @MekhiTheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ganador1853 good I wasn't using either

    • @alastordemon275
      @alastordemon275 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kkk

  • @deaconnavarro160
    @deaconnavarro160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3922

    I've been called the N-word so many times in COD...
    I'm japanese.

    • @davidrabbit8868
      @davidrabbit8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Ok 'navarro'😂

    • @davidrabbit8868
      @davidrabbit8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @A Guy Named Irthiza Nani nomo

    • @De_Helen
      @De_Helen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Noob?

    • @a2r103
      @a2r103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Respect bro

    • @bit_ronic
      @bit_ronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well, ain't this confusing.

  • @jaguarsmith546
    @jaguarsmith546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    if your girlfriend compares you to john wick, even as a joke, you've won my dude

    • @BNOBNO14
      @BNOBNO14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right! Reminds me of when MW3 was new and my sister's friends asked her to invite me to join them online in a free for all match. She simply asked them. "Are you sure?"
      They didn't want to play with me again after that day...
      And I'm not even that good lol. But somehow constantly winning with less than 4 or 5 deaths a game and always getting first wasn't what they expected from me lol.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BNOBNO14 I get that, once I played with some friends modern Warfare 2 or 3 on the ps3 in a death match it was my first time but I was always winning, they said it was because of my weapon

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BNOBNO14 I get that, once I played with some friends modern Warfare 2 or 3 on the ps3 in a death match it was my first time but I was always winning, they said it was because of my weapon

    • @BNOBNO14
      @BNOBNO14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alphagamer9505 definetly had that experience before too. But I never know what weapons are the ones that are over powered, I tend to stick to what works for me usually lol.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BNOBNO14 I did the same, I just pick the one i liked more

  • @alexscholz3438
    @alexscholz3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11857

    Girlfriend: "If you won't come to bed I'll turn off the power."
    Boyfriend: "Bravo Six, going dark..."

    • @DarkLinknl
      @DarkLinknl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @senorbob6217
      @senorbob6217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Alex Scholz instant classic comment

    • @TheFingerfinger
      @TheFingerfinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @valdal7679
      @valdal7679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ha ha ha ha ha classic my friend 👍👍😉😉

    • @annepreston1909
      @annepreston1909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

  • @ItsNaberius
    @ItsNaberius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2167

    "I payed the troll toll, it was dead bodies"
    Jesus that was amazing

    • @uspatriot42
      @uspatriot42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And somehow so wholesome

    • @drummer0113
      @drummer0113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You gotta pay the troll toll...

    • @BigfootBryce
      @BigfootBryce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If you wanna get into that boy's soul

    • @jamaaloverton7558
      @jamaaloverton7558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, one of the best lines I've heard in a while

    • @WitchYuki22
      @WitchYuki22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BigfootBryce Boy's hole*

  • @d23thomas23
    @d23thomas23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    “I’m not a camper, I’m the one they sent to kill the f***ing campers”

    • @GRIMxWARDEN
      @GRIMxWARDEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like me and my tio when teamed up

    • @benquinnobi6461
      @benquinnobi6461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@GRIMxWARDEN "Cousin's dad". Wouldn't that just be your uncle?

    • @GRIMxWARDEN
      @GRIMxWARDEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@benquinnobi6461 yeah idk why I typed him as my cousin's dad, just a small mistake

    • @kateofone
      @kateofone 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only camp because I am good at it. I steal other campers spots because they cab barely get kills and stay in one spot. I move around so its different XDXDXDXD

    • @ryanlivingston1622
      @ryanlivingston1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're actually John Wicks but most of them are father figures now. They'll come back when time is right.
      MODERN WARFARE 2 REMASTERED

  • @josephhorton5311
    @josephhorton5311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    In shipment: *ENEMY AT THE CARGO CONTAINERS*
    Me: yeah no shit sherlock

    • @flatpepsi
      @flatpepsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I say the exact thing.

    • @sirstash
      @sirstash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

  • @raymondmunoz-williams4491
    @raymondmunoz-williams4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4292

    The boyfriend intro with john wick is the single greatest thing ever.
    Edit: (Finally... finally I have the power to say this! The last infinity stone!! YES!)
    Wow I didn't expect all the like haha wow I'm so humble omg I love myse- you guys

    • @christianreyna5270
      @christianreyna5270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      do you know the song they used for the john wick joke ?

    • @rinokumura9223
      @rinokumura9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Texas Chaos 187 yea two wolves

    • @angeliglesiasramirez5757
      @angeliglesiasramirez5757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree

    • @Callsign-Cobra
      @Callsign-Cobra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You can never leave no matter how many times or how much you run away the past will come back to haunt you until your inevitable return

    • @droste3754
      @droste3754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The babayaga....

  • @jaysanchez4407
    @jaysanchez4407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    "I'll review your girlfriend . . . She stinks"
    "Oh come on bro"
    Why did I laugh so hard at this 😂😂😭😭

    • @LifeWulf
      @LifeWulf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "Guess I gotta get another one."

    • @BartvG88
      @BartvG88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It was one of the mildest of insults and he took it pretty hard, It got me good

    • @tylerbell9371
      @tylerbell9371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed at that one too 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😅 😭 🤣

    • @tylerbell9371
      @tylerbell9371 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BartvG88 me too

  • @bigsmoke1137
    @bigsmoke1137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    Goddamn she made her boyfriend sound like a gaming legend in the intro

    • @RegBeta
      @RegBeta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      That's when you know she loves him, Matt if your reading this comment.....Wife Shelby NOW!!!

    • @ethanw4702
      @ethanw4702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Gotta get you a woman who will hype you up that much irl

    • @AceUndaunted27
      @AceUndaunted27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Goals

    • @sixuals
      @sixuals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      motherfucking GOALS i need someone to hype my cod achievements like she does ;_:

    • @GmodGTX
      @GmodGTX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Matt actually has the main writing responsibility afaik, so he made HIMSELF sound like a legend, lmao.

  • @Marpurrsa
    @Marpurrsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    "and no matter how fairly he got killed, his reaction to every killcam is utter disbelief. like surely there's been some kind of mistake"
    i didn't expect to be attacked like that

    • @mauromaresmr
      @mauromaresmr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Me: *dies*
      Also me: "that's not even possible?!?!?"

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My gun has higher damage and fire rate and I shot him in the head at least three times how the f*** did I lose

    • @Marpurrsa
      @Marpurrsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Ranger_4878 when really deep down you know that you missed those 3 shots

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Marponsa but hit marker

    • @ryanhansen3037
      @ryanhansen3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know everyone says this, but the moment she said this, I saw this comment

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    I think this is your best one yet

    • @blueking7002
      @blueking7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you only got 2 likes on your comment, lol

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@blueking7002 he got million+ subs so the only 5 likes probably doesnt matter that much

    • @blueking7002
      @blueking7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@baranjan6969 im just saying usually big youtubers when they comment on a video get a lot of likes from people who recognize them

    • @baranjan6969
      @baranjan6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueking7002 oh... Yeah you are right

    • @Igobyazuz
      @Igobyazuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      da heck r u doin here

  • @matewis9387
    @matewis9387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

    "Huh?"
    "What?"
    "I couldn't hear your machine gun cause my feet are preposterous."
    *GOLD*

    • @User100mil
      @User100mil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And true, the sound design in COD is seriously shit

    • @keenanbartlome8153
      @keenanbartlome8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shooting headphones have mics and speakers that play normal sound, but deafen loud noises like gunshots and explosions. So actually it’s not too off.

  • @dxnlink
    @dxnlink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    “I’m used to a little trash talk from playing animal crossing” 😂😂😂😂

    • @nameforcomments4092
      @nameforcomments4092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No joke having an NPC animal villager hit you with some perceived slight cuts deeper than any puppy-strangling 11-year-old in an FPS can.
      It's all in the context.

    • @ghostzombies3252
      @ghostzombies3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Excuse me
      I'm concerned
      What reason would one have, to trash talk in ANIMAL CROSSING?!
      Pokemon would make some sense because of wi-fi battles
      But trash talking on ANIMAL CROSSING might as well be the equivalent to trash talking on FACEBOOK GAMES
      SUM1 PLZ XPLAIN 2 M3
      (insert why you no work face meme)

    • @537CH
      @537CH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey you laugh, but Animal Crossing don’t mess around

    • @MegaBigdadddy
      @MegaBigdadddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@ghostzombies3252 What? its not the players that trash talk you its the villagers, and they don't really trash talk you they just cut you deep in your insecurities as a fledging villager in a way that xXPu55yslayer420Xx can never do.

    • @ghostzombies3252
      @ghostzombies3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MegaBigdadddy NPC's trash talking?
      That's worse

  • @mr.spaghettiwizard8144
    @mr.spaghettiwizard8144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2462

    The John Wick part got me dying

  • @seanaaron7888
    @seanaaron7888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    "17 days worth of ingame hours was indicative of a problem"
    do you even RPG

    • @simonmarty99
      @simonmarty99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I'm thinking she must've meant 17 weeks but even then that's around 3000 hours, pretty standard for very good players in CSGO or CoD.

    • @aniksen9898
      @aniksen9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She meant 17*24=408 hours

    • @tylersimmons2154
      @tylersimmons2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      17 hours is how much you play before touching the main story.

    • @Brendissimo1
      @Brendissimo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      408 hours. A lot for an fps, but if you were playing a grand strategy game you'd still be discovering new features.

    • @DeepestFire
      @DeepestFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My Tenno has spent more time on the toilet then that.

  • @jdawgthethingod3212
    @jdawgthethingod3212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    "You're James Bond"
    Mission Impossible theme plays in the backgroud.
    Intended irony 10/10

  • @OlaMyki
    @OlaMyki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Honesly, these edits with John wick and game of thrones that fit perfectly is some of the best content I have seen all week

    • @elsephiroth666
      @elsephiroth666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt is a freaking genius at this. Fan of his work. Thank girlfriendreviews

  • @Nick-mp1zh
    @Nick-mp1zh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    "17 days worth of ingame hours"
    Those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up

    • @sagejay8177
      @sagejay8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Thats roughly 300 hours, which is not half bad considering with how many cod games they pump out.

    • @AMVaddictionist
      @AMVaddictionist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sagejay8177 Rookie
      Numbers

    • @gugumatt1
      @gugumatt1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I got over 8000 hours in dota....i kinda chuckled when she said 300

    • @rhynlock11
      @rhynlock11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got 26 days on WoW before life got in the way and I had to quit

    • @Outplayedqt
      @Outplayedqt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rhynlock11 26 days in classic, right? lol 15k hours clocked in retail

  • @woeb0t
    @woeb0t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    On April fools day, you should upload a video that is 100% Matt reviewing people’s girlfriends.

    • @Warhawk76
      @Warhawk76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, this!

    • @fxzero666
      @fxzero666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wholeheartedly support this 1000%!

    • @rice2meatu
      @rice2meatu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao, very literal

  • @DarienDragonFox
    @DarienDragonFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    "It decorates my snacks" idk why this is funny.
    Scratch that: everything about the script is flat out awsome

    • @Butteredthanatoast
      @Butteredthanatoast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't it?

    • @dsquared1173
      @dsquared1173 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Simpson meme is very relatable for a lot things

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s the delivery.

    • @NoOne-fe3gc
      @NoOne-fe3gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shelby is comedy gold. The BF writes the script, but she does the delivery and puts her own spin on yet, she is very good

    • @KahlevN
      @KahlevN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marcos I thought that he wrote the script basically based on what her thoughts actually were? Like it’s her ideas, and he just fine-tunes it into a script.

  • @kunalmadan
    @kunalmadan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    3:09
    The bottom fragger of the enemy team always doing the most smack talk, classic

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    *I used to play cod multiplayer on mute.... I got used to it* ✅🙂

    • @inhumation_
      @inhumation_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too

    • @InfiniteQuest86
      @InfiniteQuest86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You could probably still hear the footsteps.

    • @chris10878
      @chris10878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to mute it lol

  • @f25mart
    @f25mart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1892

    "Everyone just wanted us to review their girlfriends"
    Utterly hilarious

    • @nikkimelay5293
      @nikkimelay5293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lmao dude said "I gotta get a new one"

    • @satiricunicorn1290
      @satiricunicorn1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I recently just upgraded to the newest model

    • @satiricunicorn1290
      @satiricunicorn1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FBI open up!

    • @alexandrohutt8421
      @alexandrohutt8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're suppose to hide the punchline down there, not the end of your fkn comment.

    • @satiricunicorn1290
      @satiricunicorn1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexandrohutt8421 too bad so sad

  • @midknight1339
    @midknight1339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "The most dangerous game really is humans"
    Nice reference

    • @derpsterswag6455
      @derpsterswag6455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stalemate Bread is this a reference to the short story ‘the most dangerous game’?

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@derpsterswag6455 I believe so

    • @GamerTowerDX
      @GamerTowerDX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was a saw referece.
      Never watched saw,but for what i've heard that sounds something i could see in saw.

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GamerTowerDX it's a near word for word from 'the most dangerous game'. Good story 10/10

  • @torque2802
    @torque2802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    The game of thrones reference had me in stitches "Is that what he told you... He lied!" XD

    • @danielcalabrese5769
      @danielcalabrese5769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I totally agree with you it actually made me laugh out loud

    • @moitbeans
      @moitbeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People agreeing you on TH-cam... *visible confusion*

    • @ilbv5
      @ilbv5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      especially the classic mlg noscopee pro gamertag

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    SkillShare: **exists**
    SquareSpace: _Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary_

    • @FraserSouris
      @FraserSouris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Raid Shadow Legends: Pathetic

    • @daniilzhukov2952
      @daniilzhukov2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@FraserSouris Nord VPN : *Hello there*

    • @zo1147
      @zo1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honey: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @RedEyeKai
    @RedEyeKai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    “I thought call of duty was place you go to find out your mom has been romantically involved with multiple teenagers around the world...... and it is” I subbed just for that😂💀

    • @tohd007
      @tohd007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I scrolled down just to like this comment.

  • @ouchanrrul1591
    @ouchanrrul1591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    5:44 "Let's move on to the best part of call of duty"
    Me: The campaign!
    Shelby: The murders.
    Me: :(

    • @mstrsnippy
      @mstrsnippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You do consider the campaign the best part of this game?

    • @user-nw9hi5hj9k
      @user-nw9hi5hj9k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Imagine buying Call of Duty for the multiplayer.
      This post was made by the no Playstation Plus gang.

    • @anexceptionalbox120
      @anexceptionalbox120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mstrsnippy it's really good this time

    • @SayakMajumder
      @SayakMajumder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly! That's what went through my head!

    • @mstrsnippy
      @mstrsnippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anexceptionalbox120 Sorry, I can't agree, coz I'm Russian. But if you like it then good, no money spent in vane

  • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition
    @James.Stark.Ben.Edition 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "I couldn't hear your machine gun because my feet are *_P R E P O S T E R O U S"_*
    WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED

  • @KrazeBoyy
    @KrazeBoyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    3:16 “I called his phone like”
    *breaking bad clip*
    ahahahahaha what an edit!!!

    • @ConLLee
      @ConLLee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that one got me lmao

  • @s.p.o.o.k.s.1
    @s.p.o.o.k.s.1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Sansa: he never liked it! He was doing his duty!
    Clegane: is that what he told you?
    Killing the sweetest thing there is
    😹 Amazing!

  • @aj_wlyms3117
    @aj_wlyms3117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Boyfriend: I don’t know if I want to play the new CoD.
    Girlfriend: *TAKE THE GLOVES OFF*

  • @Phil54311
    @Phil54311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    “17 days of in game time were indicative of a problem...”
    *nervously sees my 92 days time played in MW2*

    • @lane_pp
      @lane_pp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you have 10,000 hours in csgo 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🚫🎩

    • @jacobsybertz5552
      @jacobsybertz5552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was like.. those are rookie numbers

    • @jukebox_heroperson3994
      @jukebox_heroperson3994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have 5000 in unturned, is that a good score?

    • @hakatapawa7115
      @hakatapawa7115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any mmorpgs player felt sweaty when she said that

    • @grlt23
      @grlt23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1000+ in Witcher3, 3000+ in BF4... Am I still normal? XD

  • @pedrosoares36
    @pedrosoares36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "I understand my doritos now" How deep and thoughtful...

  • @TheMegaPrimus
    @TheMegaPrimus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Girlfriends Reviews uploads while I'm at work
    "Register Six, going dark."

  • @bbuny10
    @bbuny10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "I paid the troll toll"
    "yea! It was Dead bodies"
    😂😂😂

  • @Christian-vq3lr
    @Christian-vq3lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:33, this is very accurate to real life. I don’t think I have ever truly accepted a kill cam.

  • @HamSquad25
    @HamSquad25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    “Enemy at the busses.”
    *12 busses on map*

    • @Bloodynine606
      @Bloodynine606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HamSquad25 almost as good as “enemy by the destroyed building”

    • @HamSquad25
      @HamSquad25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Minglis true! 😂😂😂

    • @omeeeezi
      @omeeeezi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or enemies at the container on shipment - thank you. Very very helpful 😂

    • @HamSquad25
      @HamSquad25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Minglis facts dude. 😂😂😂

    • @HamSquad25
      @HamSquad25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Minglis hey man, Check my channel out if you have a minute. I’m on the grind rn, lmao.

  • @Shilverow2
    @Shilverow2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    GR: “The sounds coming from games have a huge impact on my reviews.”
    Peter turns to Miles: “Clasic girlfriend reviews. Look next she’s gonna talk about the BOTW tablet noise.”
    GR: “In fact the BOTW tablet noise is why we started this channel.”
    Peter: “Clasic.”

    • @SariusxX
      @SariusxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your next line is...

  • @HeresZachy
    @HeresZachy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    "408 hours worth of playtime was indicative of a problem"
    *nervously looks at my (probably) 6000+ hours of maplestory*

    • @TheBowlingDk
      @TheBowlingDk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2000 hours CS source 😅

    • @SometimesBuddha
      @SometimesBuddha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheBowlingDk 1000 csgo and 600 on siege 500 on rust. 😬 Guess I need to go to therapy...

    • @weisshxc
      @weisshxc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheBowlingDk 6000 in Source. It's the best CS.

    • @mystletainn3723
      @mystletainn3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember almost 10 ys ago when I used Raptor app to track your games and my Lesgue of legends track said 7000 hour... 10 years ago... I dont even know how much hours would that be now lol

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mystletainn3723 check

  • @Mellowie
    @Mellowie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was dying with laughter while watching this. My gf was like this is you and I couldn't help but agree. These videos are awesome. Been watching them with my gf

  • @pyromaniacguy8133
    @pyromaniacguy8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Imagine waking up to find the channel name has changed to wife reviews

    • @bakedmomo5693
      @bakedmomo5693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i predict 2-3 years more before that happens

    • @nathanyein
      @nathanyein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or you could go the other way and be like "ex reviews"

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanyein white she going to review them? He's the one who plays & writes, so it'd just be new gf reviews

    • @nathanyein
      @nathanyein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kurtsudheim825 true, but the reviews are only so good because of Shelby's awesome bubbly personality; so no. ‘New girlfriend reviews’ would not be real girlfriend reviews.

  • @ghudson44
    @ghudson44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "I'm thinking I'm back."

  • @YellowBunny
    @YellowBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    She figured out Call of Duty's secret.
    Shotguns are sniper rifles and sniper rifles are shotguns.

  • @pizza6464
    @pizza6464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Ah, a new Girlfriend review video...
    "Time to go Dark."

    • @themajesticspider-man6116
      @themajesticspider-man6116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bravo Six going dark.

    • @pizza6464
      @pizza6464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themajesticspider-man6116 I know I know! I just wanted to do it a bit differently.

  • @WinterCharmVT
    @WinterCharmVT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I understand my doritos now"
    - GF Reviews

  • @BlackTemplar6th
    @BlackTemplar6th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    GF Reviews: "in a game where spacial awareness is so important that people wouldn't dare play without headphones-"
    Me, someone who plays with the sound muted and blasting music in my eardrums: *laughs hysterically heavy metal*

    • @ulfark7934
      @ulfark7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never wear headphones and on occasion mute it to listen to lectures. My performance may drop but hey at least it's easier to listen to the boring lectures.

  • @II2old4thisII
    @II2old4thisII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Which is almost enough to buy every cosmetic in black ops 4" - this is exactly where you got my like

  • @ethanmclean9050
    @ethanmclean9050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    What did your childhood sound like?? What does “online” sound like?
    Me: 2:09 😂

    • @jeffreysian-salas1689
      @jeffreysian-salas1689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Times may change, but salt is eternal XD

    • @TheFingerfinger
      @TheFingerfinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally my favourite part about cod online. 😂😂

  • @Jamar_Blaze
    @Jamar_Blaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    God tier edits lmao! I died at the John wick part. 😂😂😂

  • @dawienel1142
    @dawienel1142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This girl is a keeper.
    Literally made a successful channel on reviewing games that her boyfriend plays.
    Mad respect and subbed, even shared a few video's to my fiance hoping some genius would stick. (XD)
    Not that she isn't super smart though, this might just help a bit since she really isn't into games at all.

  • @emilybenson3147
    @emilybenson3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Me, who doesnt play with headphones:
    Am I brave, or stupid?

    • @ElamparithiK
      @ElamparithiK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You can't be brave without a significant amount of stupidity.

    • @emilybenson3147
      @emilybenson3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ElamparithiK ouch...

    • @Jackson-en2qx
      @Jackson-en2qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "You will die braver than most." -Darth Vader

    • @akhonankosi4704
      @akhonankosi4704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You legend😂👏🤛

    • @Speedy2619
      @Speedy2619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And im sitting via crossplay in your camera and question did he really not hear him omg right not left you idiot😂 Its so often you can literally see wich of your teammates dont use headphones.

  • @kansloosnl
    @kansloosnl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "I am noy a camper, I am the one who kills all the campers" that made me chuckle
    Arnold yelling I am here made me laugh out loud

  • @brkak5090
    @brkak5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Found your channel couple of days ago.. watched every single video and wondered when the next one would drop.. love your videos! Keep up the great work 😊

    • @arcangel879
      @arcangel879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to this addiction MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈

    • @brkak5090
      @brkak5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arcangel879 I have to admit.. it's really like an addiction 😂

    • @tunzv7282
      @tunzv7282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is one of those good ol' weekend shows

  • @kylerpolson4811
    @kylerpolson4811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "What, I can't hear your machine gun because my feet are preposterous" was hilarious in whatever 1920's voice Shelby was doing.

  • @dummpymuppet8880
    @dummpymuppet8880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    and yet the footsteps of everyother person trying to kill you is like they have permanent dead silence

  • @missbunny1058
    @missbunny1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love his review xD “No matter how fairly he got killed his reaction to every killcam is utter disbelief like surely there’s been some sort of mistake.” this is sooo true. This review is the most precise I ever seen. Every time he dies people cheat, uses aim-bot, wall-hacks and every cheat in the book.

  • @thatguywesmaranan
    @thatguywesmaranan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "boyfriend yaga..."
    - girlfriend reviews, 2019 -

  • @josuem.3875
    @josuem.3875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You guys have such a good grasp of your comedic references, it’s truly impressive. I love this channel and your reviews!

  • @JXie38
    @JXie38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "17 days worth of ingame hours"
    Chuckles in WoW Classic

    • @Ethaara
      @Ethaara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

    • @zarakikenpachiish
      @zarakikenpachiish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I played 15 days worth in the first month

    • @PippyPappyPatterson
      @PippyPappyPatterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Xie lmao my brother played over 300 days of playtime and I was like bruh

  • @derekjones4039
    @derekjones4039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "17 days worth" those are rookie numbers(me with over 110 days on a platforming game nobody plays anymore)

    • @idk-cc1ep
      @idk-cc1ep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Broforce?

    • @peterludwig4599
      @peterludwig4599 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I have decades of playtime in the Megaman franchise and Doom 1 & 2. But 17 days is a lot of time when you have a job and other things to do.

  • @harrisholding
    @harrisholding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    First of all: I loved the John wick intro
    Secondly: “the trash talk in mw is crazy” ooohhh you haven’t seen the lobbies of mw2

    • @expectus9297
      @expectus9297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those were the days if only we could go back to those times, mw2 lobbies are the reason I'm not getting into heaven

  • @danieljohn9257
    @danieljohn9257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Life goals: Understand what my Doritos have been trying to tell me.

  • @xcalieber
    @xcalieber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Man, 17 days of play time, I have a problem!"
    Me: looks at my Battlefield 3 play tracker with over 30 days of play time...

    • @stanger8992
      @stanger8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      accually crying

    • @ThunderTwat
      @ThunderTwat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish I could bring back the BF3 days. Dear lord I'm so sad BF3 is gone.

    • @Gravityys
      @Gravityys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThunderTwat There are rumors about a remaster (hopefully they're true)

    • @2KOOLURATOOLGaming
      @2KOOLURATOOLGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks at 67 days of rocket designing in Kerbal Space Program and 27 days in War Thunder (─.─||)

  • @user-nw9hi5hj9k
    @user-nw9hi5hj9k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The last time I was this early, Blizzard still had their reputation.

    • @dr.embersfield1551
      @dr.embersfield1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What? 15 years ago?

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but tell me you won't get Diablo 4

    • @user-nw9hi5hj9k
      @user-nw9hi5hj9k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deadshot1995 Watching BlizzCon right now as a matter of fact, but I'm not convinced to preorder.

    • @danielerbe8515
      @danielerbe8515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-nw9hi5hj9k never be convinced to pre-order

    • @shaggybaggums
      @shaggybaggums 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Rock 'n' Roll Racing was awesome.

  • @JackalsIII
    @JackalsIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:20, Matt reviewing girlfriends, may be my favorite minute of the channel.

    • @GamerTowerDX
      @GamerTowerDX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was actually 17 seconds.
      Im fun at parties.

  • @blizzit1211
    @blizzit1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:42
    I think that exact thing except on shipment where the narrator says, "Enemy at the shipping container!"

  • @nickcalleja9639
    @nickcalleja9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    6:32 Everyone’s reaction to dying in COD 😂👌

  • @TheJva29
    @TheJva29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The review wasn't even started and I had to like the video. The intro is just too good 😂😂😂

  • @deathmetalsl
    @deathmetalsl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "All I knew about Call of Duty is that once a year it decorates my snacks"
    Girl, I just showered my dog with my coffee 🤣

  • @justsomeguyontheinternet3822
    @justsomeguyontheinternet3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That John Wick Reference was one of the Best References i saw in my Life.....

  • @mattdaniel777
    @mattdaniel777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Homer falling out the car then landing in it again to fall in MW3 was the best thing I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @jaimetorrente7378
    @jaimetorrente7378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:10 that little message at the bottom telling you to have fun... precious. Good video, as usual!

  • @MarvelousGames07
    @MarvelousGames07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Omg the John Wick reference was so hilarious!

  • @frasermcmahon888
    @frasermcmahon888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The john wick part had me dying honestly this channel is comedy gold

  • @oh604
    @oh604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My family and I can’t relate on video game stuff very often, but I was watching this review earlier and they asked what I was watching. I ended up showing the video to them and they loved it. It’s honestly really cool how your channel uniquely relates to so many people, not just gamers but their family/significant others, too. Keep up the awesome work!

  • @noclue4108
    @noclue4108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just got to say, that little clip of Apocalypse Now at the beginning was gold.

  • @antoniocarbajal6248
    @antoniocarbajal6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:00 “War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed''.
    Shelby 2019

  • @legendsandgods9689
    @legendsandgods9689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I feel for the death stranding review. She's gonna sleep while reviewing

    • @pedrosoares36
      @pedrosoares36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sure dude, good argument based on crappy reviews and not playing the game yourself and not knowing the story.

    • @survivor3833
      @survivor3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pedrosoares36 DS is still about walking from A to B. I don't think what it's bad, but I think it's not so fan to watch from back.

  • @ztiwwa
    @ztiwwa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Reloading!"
    "Planting a claymore!" (in a posh English drawl)
    "Contact!"
    The accent game here is 🔥

  • @cristinadoloresgarrido8068
    @cristinadoloresgarrido8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My boyfriend sent this to me. I feel validated in thinking he's so loud and this game is a lot. I go to bed by myself and wake up at 1am when he stumbles in all sleepy. Weird times.

  • @priyankabcdefghijklm
    @priyankabcdefghijklm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:12 “yeahhh get off my bridge you..... dummies” Phew

  • @duxnihilo
    @duxnihilo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:39 Quote for the back of the box:
    "I understand my Doritos now!" -- Girlfriend Reviews

  • @johnellis7327
    @johnellis7327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I’ll review your girlfriend, she stinks” “Imma have to get another one I guess”

  • @rhett8729
    @rhett8729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:34 “I have to get another one I guess” oh my god I’m dyimg

  • @carnivorejayy
    @carnivorejayy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I WON, that had me crying laughing

  • @GrimmReaper7165
    @GrimmReaper7165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:35 Damn, that guy took the review of his GF to heart lol. I'm not a fan of COD, but I'm definitely a fan of this review. Great work! Keep it up!

  • @kylerice6985
    @kylerice6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Please, and I can't stress the "please-ness" enough, review The Outer Worlds!

    • @jensrandeacon473
      @jensrandeacon473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seconded!

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably on their list already.

    • @alteredstates3316
      @alteredstates3316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be an entertaining one

    • @muhammadnazrin3390
      @muhammadnazrin3390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup should be on their list already since the BF is a big fallout fan. And outer worlds is basically Fallout: New Vegas in space.

    • @kylerice6985
      @kylerice6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@muhammadnazrin3390 The game was so good, I know they'll love it

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    John Wick with a headset legitimately made me laugh so hard it hurt.

  • @j-lon3564
    @j-lon3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Everything is the bus”
    A better description os Piccadilly has yet to be found

  • @thomaswilliamson298
    @thomaswilliamson298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I understand my Doritos now."
    LOL

  • @LukeFromNY
    @LukeFromNY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Once a year it decorates my snacks 😂😂
    I’m in love with y’all and everything you do.
    Keep it real❤️

  • @TheKennykelly
    @TheKennykelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sansa and the hound o: that was great to see again haha

  • @AlexChristian
    @AlexChristian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The last time I was this early, Modern Warfare used to be called COD4

  • @iWatchTooooMuchYoutube
    @iWatchTooooMuchYoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When she said "SIT DOWWWN" I was like hell yeah 6:16

  • @JuLiAn31692
    @JuLiAn31692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So starting at 4:44 Shelby starts complaining about how in the game your character will yell out shit like "contact, Reloading, planting a claymore, etc."
    But like...thats what drill sergeants taught us to do in big battles lol.

    • @keenanbartlome8153
      @keenanbartlome8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. Violence of action is important. Also she doesn’t understand how shooting headphones work.

  • @sleepy.t5307
    @sleepy.t5307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    „It’s a triple kill, write that doowwwwn“