Biden's October Surprise: Marijuana Pardons | More Lies From Herschel Walker

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  • President Biden made history today by pardoning all federal offenses of simple marijuana possession, and Senate candidate Herschel Walker's lies continue to catch up to him as the election approaches. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @toddag42
    @toddag42 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Not enough people are mentioning the more important part of Biden's announcement today. He also initiated the process to have weed taken off the Schedule 1 list. That's a huge step towards decriminalization or legalization.

    • @myrahj1482
      @myrahj1482 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Exactly! Weed, Alcohol, Cigarettes should be in the same category and I don't partake in any of it. Simple Weed Charges is ridiculous.

    • @Jayewillams
      @Jayewillams ปีที่แล้ว +81

      And after that is done real research can be conducted and our veterans suffering from PTSD will finally get the best medicine they could have. I have PTSD. Until I used cannabis for my arthritis at 50, I had no idea it would finally allow me to deal with my PTSD and find happiness for the first time in my life. Thank you President Biden.

    • @theIronwolf1984
      @theIronwolf1984 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@myrahj1482 yep and I personally feel like alcohol is more harmful then Marijuana yet its been perfectly fine for people to enjoy in their free time for 50 years. It' seems more then a little stupid that a substance that is less harmful has been villianized the way it has. Whether it was to protect the interest of tobacco and textile industries or to demonize certain groups of people the weaponization of the law for use of a plant has always been ridiculous

    • @TruthinLies11
      @TruthinLies11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think there are more people who have gotten in trouble over federal offense that the fact it’s getting closer to decriminalized.

    • @elliott614
      @elliott614 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      decriminalize ALL drugs idk why there's even an argument

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    A pardon for simple possession offences... Not only a popular move, but also the absolute right thing to do...
    Go Dank!

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rickmaff , You said nothing!
      Do you agree with the pardons or not?

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@larrygarland3728 - I think... clearly @Rick Maffei does not agree with the pardons as 70% of US voters want to see MJ legalized. His quote is basically saying that majority rules aren't always the right rules.

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rickmaff your parrot of this truthism is moot, it is both popular AND righteous.
      Felony sentences for murder is both popular and righteous, does “what’s right isn’t popular durr” apply?

    • @extra4323
      @extra4323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a pardon for a federal crime of possession of marijuana which there is no one in prison for such a thing. I can't believe people actually fall for this kind of thing.

    • @TheDanorte
      @TheDanorte ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@extra4323 Some thousands are in fact in prison for simple possession of marijuana, both federally and in DC. You could've checked this in 30 seconds, half the time it took you to write this idiotic message. Even if it would only affect 1 person, it still is the right thing to do and sets a precedent that may be followed by some state governors who have the ability to impact many more thousands.

  • @willene58
    @willene58 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your easy and lightly wording of Walker's career in Hospitals were spot on... the man is a stalker!

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂 Stephen's so funny it's crazy. "jazz cigarettes"...i think that's my favorite and i'm going to start using the phrase routinely In fact I'll start right now, you silly jazz cigarettes.

  • @quiltygal6981
    @quiltygal6981 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    This will free up prison beds for the insurectionists, oath keepers and proud boys. 😁

    • @SilverQuillTV
      @SilverQuillTV ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WraithWriter
      @WraithWriter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oaf Keeblers & Pout Bois

    • @susannpatton2893
      @susannpatton2893 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​​@@SilverQuillTV why are you laughing?, one of them was sentenced today

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susannpatton2893 “One of them was sentenced today” Over a thousand people, mostly white men, participated in the insurrection and a huge chunk of them are walking free. Those men include the ones who killed a police officer, who build the gallows, the ones who defecated in the rotunda, and the ones who left piss bottles all over the Capitol building. But sure let’s be grateful about the ONE person who’s being punished.

    • @Soy_Preinaugural
      @Soy_Preinaugural ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment!
      *Chef’s Kiss*

  • @Undoubtedness
    @Undoubtedness ปีที่แล้ว +471

    As a Canadian, I approve of this message!

    • @notevenlistening6072
      @notevenlistening6072 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed!

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yup.. we just did à bit extra for him today!

    • @BoseEinstein7
      @BoseEinstein7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same here, my fellow citizen as a dual US-Canadian 😉

    • @josephoester5542
      @josephoester5542 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And just remember Canada is what the US could have been.

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@josephoester5542 I thank the stars I was born on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. But for 10kms, I could be wishing I'd been born on the Canadian side.

  • @ericjohnson6665
    @ericjohnson6665 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yup, nothing says "family values" like ignoring all your families! HW.

  • @-rocknrollscar11-36
    @-rocknrollscar11-36 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    omg I literally burst in tears of joy hearing about the pardons.

  • @scorpios_corz
    @scorpios_corz ปีที่แล้ว +73

    OMG I want that Dank Biden as a poster on my wall, please make it happen LS team 🙂

  • @axleb.2528
    @axleb.2528 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    From Canada where pot has completely legalized for a couple years now, I'm so happy for America to have gotten this step forward. Let's hope more sensible steps are to come.

    • @logarithmic7
      @logarithmic7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not completely legalized in Canada. You can still be charged for possession over 30gm or knowingly be in possession of illegal weed.

    • @axleb.2528
      @axleb.2528 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@logarithmic7 Seriously? If I said that sports cars were completely legalized in Canada would you still sit there and point out that they technically aren't completely legalized because you can't drive them 200 KMH everywhere you go?

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you to our Northern friends! 😘🇺🇲💙💙💙

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten ปีที่แล้ว

      @@logarithmic7 i agree but there is almost nothing completely legal. i mean they are not gonna hang you for 50g, it is a regulation to fight taxfree black market and not registered vendors or consumers. therefore it is a tax issue and not a drug issue. important is, it is now listed "way" below cocain or heroin and not just right under which was the actual conservative hoax ,-)

    • @logarithmic7
      @logarithmic7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@axleb.2528 Obviously not but what needs to happen is to decriminalize weed in Canuck land. With respect my dude I'm happy we at least can grow 4 plants and carry 30gm and not get arrested but there's still a long way to go. I just don't want other people who don't live here to misunderstand and think it's completely legal.

  • @MclEckert
    @MclEckert ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haha Stephen going off on weed is too funny!

  • @johnraumjr6383
    @johnraumjr6383 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahah him backing up from the reporters had me laughing out loud

  • @uzzislx23
    @uzzislx23 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "that's hell of a green new deal."
    "It's 4:20 somewhere."

  • @ericjohnson6665
    @ericjohnson6665 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    When I voted for Joe, I never expected anything like this out of him. He just keeps making me happier and happier I voted for him!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr ปีที่แล้ว

      he's going to need to do about 10 more of these in order to hold congress.
      the GQP, wall street, the Federal Reserve and even the Saudis have lined up to destroy freedom.

    • @humphreygruntwhistle3946
      @humphreygruntwhistle3946 ปีที่แล้ว

      What else makes you happy about him? High gas prices (he says he has no control over them, but takes credit when they go down), record inflation, out of control crime, tanking stock market, illegals flooding over the border, adding trillions to the national debt, the most divisive - and dumbest, most incompetent - president in history, a corrupt liar (see Hunter's laptop), showered with his daughter (see Ashley's diary), the fact that he can't remember anything that happened five minutes ago...

    • @ericjohnson6665
      @ericjohnson6665 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jacobhall1488 - Nope, student debt all paid as of last year. Mostly I like the money he's putting toward a greener future.

    • @deecohen1383
      @deecohen1383 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME!

    • @robpelick7460
      @robpelick7460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stocks: bear market, down 25%
      Bonds: worst year in history
      Housing: prices falling for the first time in a decade
      Economy: 2 straight quarters of negative real GDP
      Nuclear War: on the table
      Fed: hiked rates 3% so far this year and expected to hike another 1.25% before year end

  • @kierstenridgway4634
    @kierstenridgway4634 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this old man, our president is not only way cooler the POS could ever be. And he has a soul. Imagine that!

  • @calikiwi
    @calikiwi ปีที่แล้ว +21

    About time!! Talk about pissing off the Prison industry!! All those free labourers they were making money on!!!

  • @Susweca5569
    @Susweca5569 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    Now THAT'S how you use the Presidential pardoning power with fairness & compassion.

    • @justagirlsd3000
      @justagirlsd3000 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He’s a compassionate man who has suffered many personal losses.

    • @lolodee3528
      @lolodee3528 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Instead of selling them @ 2 million minimum.

    • @elliott614
      @elliott614 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      is it fair? When venture capital is gonna make billions annually WITHOUT federal interference for the same thing people who are NOT covered by this pardon remain in jail

    • @calikiwi
      @calikiwi ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And saving the taxpayers billions at the same time!!

    • @rabindergangapersad3665
      @rabindergangapersad3665 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He could do it also in his mind😉

  • @jeffcmo1957
    @jeffcmo1957 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What a minute, a politician did what they said when they were running for office. Inconceivable!!!!

    • @austinv183
      @austinv183 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really, possession is practically never a federal case. >99% of posession cases are municipal or state cases. The only time possession would ever be a federal case is if you got caught with it on federal land. So this is pretty much an empty gesture.

  • @brandonlongbottom5747
    @brandonlongbottom5747 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A pardon for simple Marijuana possession is a life changer for millions

    • @mrrobotobrains
      @mrrobotobrains ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you research this? 😆

    • @twocentproductions5326
      @twocentproductions5326 ปีที่แล้ว

      Millions, definitely deluded comment, it's all political bullshat!!

  • @DeepThought420
    @DeepThought420 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Can we all smoke one for Biden! 🎉👏🥳

    • @nicholasstocker6866
      @nicholasstocker6866 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wish, but I live in Idaho!

    • @TheClairemyst
      @TheClairemyst ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Already on it!! ::passing::

    • @whyamihereweirdo9912
      @whyamihereweirdo9912 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Got it!! Passing

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nicholasstocker6866
      Y'all are making me nervous. You're way too close and need to back off. You're already oozing your BS into Eastern WA. PLEASE VOTE!!!

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I REALLY want a Dank Biden blacklight poster! Someone please make this for sale.

  • @Jaws10214
    @Jaws10214 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "M&M with the candy sucked off" had me rolling! 🤣

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T ปีที่แล้ว

      was that down at the "school" by Cinnamon and Cheyenne?

  • @jassewalton1768
    @jassewalton1768 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great move to pardon simple marijuana possession for personal use. Just waiting for Tiny Fingers' response - it should be fun. Getting popcorn organised now. 🍚

  • @user-tw6bj4xx1l
    @user-tw6bj4xx1l ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn it ... I like our president. Lol 😆

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Hopefully this will be seen as being one step closer to ending the BS "war on drugs".

    • @THEEND4444
      @THEEND4444 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair. There is a serious Heroine and Opium problem going on.

    • @anikaru547
      @anikaru547 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@THEEND4444 yeah but sending them to jail doesn’t help, they need rehab and support

    • @ricmorales3406
      @ricmorales3406 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean "war on black people"

    • @nissan_skyline
      @nissan_skyline ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Two years ago in my state, (Oregon), we passed a measure that decriminalizes the possession of personal use of small amounts of all drugs, including cocaine, heroin, LSD, methamphetamine, and oxycodone. I believe we're currently the only U.S. state to have implemented this kind of policy so far.

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like a giant leap forwards

  • @bunnyfufu9933
    @bunnyfufu9933 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Literally backing away while smiling is a new one to me LOL 🤣

  • @kalyarthurs2846
    @kalyarthurs2846 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Maui Wowi - as said by walter Cronkite back in 1969 on the evening news- i was a kid but 😂 I about fell out of my chair at the dinner table!
    Classic moment! 🤭

  • @JamesWilson-ts5xk
    @JamesWilson-ts5xk ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s about time!! Happy for you USA! 🎉💚

  • @tuckgraph
    @tuckgraph ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Note to Herschel: Paying for clinic services is not the same as supervising a hospital.

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks, you gave me a laugh.

    • @arthurduncan5838
      @arthurduncan5838 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it was, I would be a supervising doctor at my local Planned Parenthood.

    • @cleatusbarncoat8642
      @cleatusbarncoat8642 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see HW working in hospital food service struggling to make jello, even with coaching. And it’s pathetic how much attention he’s receiving.

    • @joserobles7074
      @joserobles7074 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol.

  • @kathcasey2090
    @kathcasey2090 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Out of the park tonight Stephen! Big shout out to the writers too! Caught me off guard laughing out loud!

  • @robinwallace7097
    @robinwallace7097 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂🤣 "Peanut M&M with all the candy sucked off" 😆😂🤣 I can't stop laughing/crying/rolling!!!

  • @McShavey
    @McShavey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMFAO "peanut M&M with all the candy sucked off, Doug Mastriano."
    Good God, that's savage - and I love it.
    Pay this writer more, ASAP.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I literally did a double take over Doug Mastriano's "pole-dancing in schools" line. Is, is that guy seriously running for governor on that platform? For real? Seriously? Not a joke at all?

  • @bobcprimus
    @bobcprimus ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Legalise it!

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he's working on that too, but I think it has to involve the department in charge of that too (FDA?) I don't think he can do it alone and if he could the next GOP president could just reverse it

    • @nissan_skyline
      @nissan_skyline ปีที่แล้ว +3

      19 states and the District of Columbia have already legalized the adult use of marijuana for recreational purposes. Don't think he can just legalize it on a federal level. It's up to each state to decide how they want to handle it.

    • @intersanctum
      @intersanctum ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Clyde3 spammer go away

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 ปีที่แล้ว +2252

    Republicans will still vote for Herschel Walker. Being a total hypocrite is a prerequisite for being in the GOP.

    • @rob924egan2
      @rob924egan2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GOP- greatest oppressive party

    • @midknight
      @midknight ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Republican is an anagram for Hypocrite

    • @cece5088
      @cece5088 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Nobody FFFFs with Dark Brandon 😎🇺🇲

    • @honeypot-pd2oc
      @honeypot-pd2oc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sad but true, the soap opera watchers and hill billies , the uneducated,

    • @scottmwilhelms2437
      @scottmwilhelms2437 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conservatives have no qualms with Faustian bargains... especially the religious ones.

  • @onelegacyhemp3464
    @onelegacyhemp3464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This will be a rare taste of freedom for Black & Brown citizens who have suffered needlessly for generations. Keep up the amazing work, Mr. President! Thank you for taking a large part of the foot off their necks!

  • @ThisIS_Insane
    @ThisIS_Insane ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's about freaking time something moved on this issue, and I'm thankful it is NOW!
    DANK BRANDON in his First Appearance!! 🥳🤯💚💚💚

  • @spookyactionatadistance1316
    @spookyactionatadistance1316 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    All those thousands of pardons and not one for anyone trying to destroy democracy. Amazing!

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And it helps the poor and black & brown folks WAY more than rich white ones… (that’s impressive even for the Democrats.).

    • @mizz9841
      @mizz9841 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@karenneill9109 can you please explain your message?

    • @starsabove8059
      @starsabove8059 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your profile name is excellent. your zippy the pinhead pic as well.

    • @DT-dc4br
      @DT-dc4br ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@mizz9841 MJ laws have been used to disproportionately target minorities & the disadvantaged from their inception.

    • @mariom6368
      @mariom6368 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now if only employers would stop screening for weed.

  • @OGMangler
    @OGMangler ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Now, it's time to deschedule Marijuana.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sonomacats He’s working on it. That’s something he can’t do alone. To get it done, Dems must hold both chambers and the presidency - get your people to the polls

  • @tomjon8679
    @tomjon8679 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Walker running for the Senate? So.... this is where we are at? SMH

  • @SigJacG31
    @SigJacG31 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I sure that when Walker says he is supervising 6 hospitals around US, he is actually referring to the clinics where he has girlfriends getting a “procedure” he is paying for. 😂

  • @bianca-sg8zq
    @bianca-sg8zq ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Loved: "Quick follow up, why are you running for the Senate? I have no idea!" Best editing award!!

  • @TampaDave
    @TampaDave ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He also encouraged governors to expunge state arrest records. Also gave the go-ahead to take it off the class A list.
    It is like a dam breaking.

    • @anticharlatan5823
      @anticharlatan5823 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get marijuana taken off the Schedule 1 list, which is HUGE and would simplify things in states where pot is legal, since they can't use banks because of the federal laws.

    • @Kim-mz8co
      @Kim-mz8co ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he's the one who built the dam with the 1994 crime law. It's not like he's a saint in all this.He did what was politically expedient then and doing it again now. after putting thousands through decades of hell, he's done something that might lift a tiny bit of the burden for thousands of families he has harmed directly through his actions.

  • @t.u.5862
    @t.u.5862 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheyenne, Cinnamon…and Raven!!! That’s the Wigfield reference the world needed!!!

  • @misterguy9002
    @misterguy9002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who works in the medical field, and uses legal, medical marijuana, it’s been extremely difficult to get a job in the medical field. It’s completely ridiculous. I don’t share my “gummie bears” with co-workers not would I ever be under the influence of those darned devil gummy bears while I’m working. Yet, I’m punished for it, when I’m able, capable, and more then willing to go back to medical workforce.

  • @quiltygal6981
    @quiltygal6981 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    And this is what the Presidential Pardon was meant for, not "mates for rates"

  • @cyruschang1904
    @cyruschang1904 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    The saddest and most shocking part of the Herschel Walker scandal is how many people there still are who will vote for him.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a kkkult thing

    • @jerryross3438
      @jerryross3438 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Georgia's a low-information state.

    • @pdoggo64
      @pdoggo64 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He meets their minimum standard... He's not a Democrat...

    • @cyruschang1904
      @cyruschang1904 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jerryross3438 They don't seem to have any problem accessing all the misinformation. Or maybe they do have access to the correct information, but they just don't give a damn. In either case, very sad!!

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's a game, they just want the seat. They could careless who sits in it.

  • @froste7952
    @froste7952 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mr Colbert, you and your team deserve a raise. That was some great reporting. You made us laugh at the sad state of affairs the orange mafia are trying to pull off again. Cheers to you and your team.

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The positive impact this will have on many peoples life’s is incredible!

  • @anusharajendran100
    @anusharajendran100 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Peanut m&m with the candy sucked off is just hilarious and so on point

    • @nancyjay790
      @nancyjay790 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you suck off the candy shell of a peanut M&M and still have any chocolate left?

  • @joycliffe266
    @joycliffe266 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Love it when Stephen puts on the sunnies and does his Biden impersonation.

    • @RSfandude
      @RSfandude ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe af

    • @joycliffe266
      @joycliffe266 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RSfandude Ironically, describing something as "cringe af" is cringeworthy in itself. What a cliche.

    • @BarkerT
      @BarkerT ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definitely! His ‘Biden’ is the best!

  • @theresabarzee1463
    @theresabarzee1463 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heartbreaking and wonderful to have the view. Thank you, Kathy Vogan and to all the crews! We love your work, Consortium News!

  • @mikemattingly5128
    @mikemattingly5128 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About time! Glad to hear it

  • @Me-wk3ix
    @Me-wk3ix ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Good! Don't do it myself, but it should be legal for those that choose to.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Potheads in prison is a waste of tax money.

  • @renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300
    @renderuntocaesarwhatiscaes2300 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My mom calls it wacky tobacky 😆please protect Steven at all cost this guy is awesome

  • @twulff7060
    @twulff7060 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No, you misunderstood, that was a typo, it was supposed to say, “Herschel Walker was supervised in 6 hospitals!”. They tried to secure the two braincells flying around in that tin can between his ears like a bouncy ball, but as you see with no luck.

  • @JohnnySundahl
    @JohnnySundahl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The graphic of Travis Christ throwing up duel shockers is the best thing to happen to television in a while.

  • @tobiasgreenfoot1851
    @tobiasgreenfoot1851 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Joe in shades backing up made my week. Especially since what he said is true. There are worse offenses and drugs. It frees up resources to focus on those bigger issues.

    • @blazethefaith
      @blazethefaith ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That had me dying, the way he's smiling as he's backing up. It looks like he's smiling to one of his staff like "Think I can just back away? Omg it's working"

    • @tobiasgreenfoot1851
      @tobiasgreenfoot1851 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blazethefaith Haha yeah, it reminded me of Obama era Joe. I almost thought it was his way of cracking a joke back at the silly news reports about him looking like he doesn't know where he is going. "I don't need to see where I'm going. You see these shades republicans? They're for you. Cuz what's this? That's right. I just helped secure the stonies for November's elections. What do you use your pardons for?... and the best part of my plan is no one can stop me because I'm the President 😎✌."

    • @johnsolo534
      @johnsolo534 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh man 😆 I had a golden response to your "bigger issues" line, but I'm just gonna leave that one alone.. I mean, there's a myriad of "bigger issues" that Brandon and his administration have managed to create ever since he came into office, but it'd be a waste of time to list all of them.. Why? Because, 1) you'll completely ignore my comment lol, and 2) you'll just blame it all on Trump or the GOP whatever you're reading.. But that's cool.. It's the times we live in now.. Democrat GOOD Republican EVIL, and I've just learned to accept that is the narrative nowadays no matter what is said and done..

  • @richardvoisin6039
    @richardvoisin6039 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Great move for Biden for pardoning weed charges first and foremost...and Hershel Walker is a football helmet filled with scrambled eggs ...

    • @lesliecurran1704
      @lesliecurran1704 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is literally the best description I have ever heard of that walker person.

    • @WraithWriter
      @WraithWriter ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Walker: Texas Strangler

    • @_g7882
      @_g7882 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s an insult to scrambled eggs 🍳 😂

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😆🤣🤪🇺🇲💙💙💙

  • @feliciabrown-eaton9463
    @feliciabrown-eaton9463 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The story of the guy running for office and denying his children hits really close to my heart. Reminds me of my father, father of 4 with 3 different women and denied I was his till I was about 10 years old. His family didn't even knew I existed until I was 10... talk about trauma for the children. He's heartless.

  • @rayniecox7683
    @rayniecox7683 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell, I'm 68 and I would put that poster in my bedroom!!😎😎😎😎

  • @tejanoj3017
    @tejanoj3017 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Peanut M&M with all the candy sucked off"... 😆🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
    @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    Dark Brandon is a sensible, decent, capable and no-nonsense President.
    What a relief it is for the rest of the globe that you have a real human being back in the White House, USA.
    Especially with the World situation as it is, these days.

    • @zhaowei3025
      @zhaowei3025 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Are you on weed ? Most likely

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@zhaowei3025 you think Boris Johnson is a woke leftist, I’m on drugs and even I think you’re nuts.

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I guess you could call him "Dank Brandon" now!

    • @snoozy04
      @snoozy04 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Dark Brandon did more in 1 year than Trump did in his entire life.

    • @drunkengamer1977
      @drunkengamer1977 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@zhaowei3025 Yup loads of weed it's great smoked it everyday for 30 years.
      Never robbed anybody, never raped anybody, laughed my ass off and went about my day.
      Better than being a troll bot for a year, how's that working out for you?

  • @youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
    @youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Puffers are generally harmless creatures folks.

  • @ringothedoodle
    @ringothedoodle ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You killed it today Colbert! 😂

  • @markzimmer4898
    @markzimmer4898 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    If Walker wins, there is no hope for America.

    • @tejanoj3017
      @tejanoj3017 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only way Walker wins is if the election is stolen.

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or oz🙄

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Georgia would become more backward than it is now...yikes!

    • @RSfandude
      @RSfandude ปีที่แล้ว

      America is gone thanks to Biden

    • @paulherring8959
      @paulherring8959 ปีที่แล้ว

      Walker fits right in with MAGA Retrumplicans. Dumb as a stump and gullible as hell. And like Trump he appears to have had a lot of trouble keeping his willy in his pants where it belongs.

  • @derdin8
    @derdin8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    CBS should make 'Dank Brandon' t-shirt merch!!

  • @carolynbridgeman5981
    @carolynbridgeman5981 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "They've given us about five billion dollars in free publicity".... Want to bet he'll now claim he's suddenly five billion dollars richer 🥴

  • @sylvainroy9509
    @sylvainroy9509 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There used to be a magazine here in QC which slogan was : « It’s not because we laugh that it is funny »… You’ve got Walker

  • @ChairPacer
    @ChairPacer ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dark Brandon 🎉 crushing it! 🎉 finally this happened! We’ve been talking about it for a decade

  • @raybin6873
    @raybin6873 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Biden is the cool rule - played the pardon card with outstanding wit! Well done sir - I had some doubts - not anymore!
    (I don't even smoke pot!)
    🇺🇸✌😋

  • @anmnou
    @anmnou ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That outro was beautiful, such a warm sound! I would love to have heard more of it!

  • @MulrySquare
    @MulrySquare ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The band always sounds SO GREAT.

  • @annalopinski4459
    @annalopinski4459 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    😂😂 I love how he just backed away. I love Biden lol

    • @wtf1185
      @wtf1185 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Grinning as he did so. Priceless. 😁

    • @RSfandude
      @RSfandude ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RSfandude I want to see trump walk backward so casually.

    • @forgottenvet6055
      @forgottenvet6055 ปีที่แล้ว

      any Delaware Puppet loves and Smiles like a Puppeteer. Especially when the cameras are rolling as any megalopsychia-maniac really digs being watched only to control who is watching. A reversed 'peeping-Tom' aka Voyer. Just another garden variety Freak. Here's what smokinJoe see's and again, it's all about his 'blonde leg hair'
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyeurism

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      original too. i like it😏🥳🤣gonna try that move 😁🙋‍♂✌😎

  • @aaronshruby2674
    @aaronshruby2674 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Peanut M&M with chocolate sucked off" made me giggle so loud I woke the kids. Now they want pancakes 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @Humongous420
    @Humongous420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Some sleepy Joe to Smokey Joe! That is some awesome news. Far too many people have been thrown in jail or had their lives turned upside down because of one stupid charge of position of marijuana

  • @hongkongfueynz3071
    @hongkongfueynz3071 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I think Herschel meant he had ‘been supervised’ in 6 hospitals 😜😂

  • @MegaSpacemanSpliff
    @MegaSpacemanSpliff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's 2022 and we still can't call it by its correct name, cannabis??? Pardons are an excellent first step; now get cannabis off of the Fed's Schedule 1!

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Always felt women do the heavy lifting when it comes to contraception, pregnancy, & parenting. Thank you HW for so aptly illustrating my point of why anti choicers need to focus on male responsibility & stay out of women’s business.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hell yeah! ...So long as they don't, like, force marriage between women and the men who impregnate them... 😱 That'd be horrible and inhumane.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CloudsGirl7 --- That's probably coming, because it seems exactly like something they'd do.

    • @rachelgallagher6214
      @rachelgallagher6214 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said ✌ 💙 from Montana

    • @carldzoga1348
      @carldzoga1348 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the words of my lovely, oh so eloquent fiancé:
      "If I wanted the government in my Vagina I'd bang a senator"!
      😖🤣🤣

    • @BlueUncia
      @BlueUncia ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CloudsGirl7 You describe a thing that actually happened in the middle ages from time to time. To "save the woman's honour".

  • @stephaniecornwell8766
    @stephaniecornwell8766 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Ahhhh shucky ducky” is a reoccurring thing I appreciate a whole lot!
    Btw I grow pot, it’s legal here. If you can grow tomatoes, you can grow pot. Serious note, I started growing during my dads life destroying chemo treatment.

  • @everettedl
    @everettedl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "... and peanut M&M with all the candy sucked off... " 💀😂🤣

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hoping for the day when Colbert puts on the shades and launches into his Joe B impression and the real live Joe just casually strolls out behind him with the shades and that big grin of his.

  • @jwanie366
    @jwanie366 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's only Oct 6. Who knows what other "October Surprises" we could get before Election Day?

    • @susanbengston3208
      @susanbengston3208 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chanting faithfully, all good, all good, all good, all good , oooooommm…..

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Honestly, I REALLY want that Dank Brandon poster.

    • @erincoco612
      @erincoco612 ปีที่แล้ว

      With the weed leaves behind it absolutely same here.

  • @fantanaan2495
    @fantanaan2495 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ohmyword I wanna share this video so bad just can't stop laughing 😭

  • @sharonmores8697
    @sharonmores8697 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Amazing! About time!

  • @richard1472
    @richard1472 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Party on, dudes! - Abraham Lincoln

    • @jembozaba4864
      @jembozaba4864 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only Stephen had said it. Then in one week, both Stephen and Seth would have made a Bill and Ted reference

    • @richard1472
      @richard1472 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jembozaba4864
      Not much of a Seth Meyers fan, I'm afraid.
      But I do miss Craig Ferguson.
      Luckily, I have Jay Leno Fly to rely on.

    • @nancyhalstead916
      @nancyhalstead916 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO

  • @mjmaccabee7252
    @mjmaccabee7252 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Herschel Walker: "Why would I need to reach out to any of the mothers of my children?"
    Also Herschel Walker: "The fatherless home is a major, major problem in the African American community."
    Also Walker: “The father leaves in the Black family. He leaves the boys alone so they’ll be raised by their mom,” he said in a 2021 interview. “If you have a child with a woman, even if you have to leave that woman - even if you have to leave that woman - you don’t leave that child."

    • @ToEuropa
      @ToEuropa ปีที่แล้ว +54

      In Walker's defense, he doesn't remember anything he said five seconds after he said it.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr ปีที่แล้ว

      Walker is the "PERFECT" GQP senator - he will do or say anything to get/stay in power,🤑 he will carry bunker baby's water😜 no matter how stanky, and the MAGA crowd loves him because he is their lauded token...🤡
      Further destruction of the republicnt party... and congress in general,,, and JUST what they want. Really sad..🥵🥵

    • @Wraithlen
      @Wraithlen ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hypocrisy is the GOP's main selling point these days. It's despicable how their own voters refuse to hold them remotely accountable for all of their lies.

    • @youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
      @youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spoon fed and ready to do what he is told.

    • @MrBubyV
      @MrBubyV ปีที่แล้ว

      ATTN: ATTN: 🚨
      Herschel Walker represents EVERY INANE REPUBLICAN’T FAMILY MAN
      aka:🥴Witless DeadBead Dad Faction.
      THAT ABSOLUTELY DISQUALIFIES HIM ON MERIT ALONE. He’s irrefutably a brainless buffoon 👉🏽🤡👈🏽

  • @aprilroston3608
    @aprilroston3608 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe might have limped in but boy is on it now!!!! This was a really good move! The Dankness is real❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @patriciabulleigh3382
    @patriciabulleigh3382 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think that it's possible Herschel Walker thinks that supervising the hospitals is going to the sidewalk and talking to the buildings and telling the buildings what to do.

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime ปีที่แล้ว +295

    It is a good thing that Biden did this to help people who have faced unfair punishment for marijuana possessions, but yeah the timing is coincidental. It's kinda sad that anything good that happens feels like it has to be analyzed and has every hater trying to figure out how to spin it to make it look bad.

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      AKA Republicans bc they didn’t think of it😂

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This was one of his campaign promises, like the student loan forgiveness.Go Joe!

    • @loretta5653
      @loretta5653 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The people in jail get to come out now too or…

    • @nissan_skyline
      @nissan_skyline ปีที่แล้ว

      Right. Like, I'm pretty sure Republicans are going to try to spin the story to make it seem as if Biden loves drug dealers and he's encouraging our youth to be stoners, or that this decision will somehow make our neighborhoods unsafe. Something moronic like that. It seriously boggles my mind how so damn stupid some (most) Republicans are nowadays.

    • @Jayewillams
      @Jayewillams ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a functioning brain and a remote. I don't listen to that nonsense. Lol

  • @BexiAF
    @BexiAF ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a great thing to hear during my 6 a.m. wake n bake.

  • @onequickthing8950
    @onequickthing8950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Walker makes you look back fondly at the Lynn Swan governor bid.

  • @ruthslone2992
    @ruthslone2992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂 thank you, we really needed the comedy, Stephen!

    • @dkamphaus43
      @dkamphaus43 ปีที่แล้ว

      You won't find it watching him.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +82

    ".. he supervised 6 hospitals..."
    Herschel can count to 6? 🤔

    • @nata3467
      @nata3467 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once again Herschel Walker is absolutely the worst candidate they have pushed forward if we are to judge a person by their ability to tell any facet of the truth or hold themselves accountable to the same morals that they continuously spout the hypocrisy of the Republican party knows no bottom

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m not sure, he can count to potato tho.

  • @mercuryangel9223
    @mercuryangel9223 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Honestly, the writers of the Colbert show are the BEST!!!

  • @phyllisclark4450
    @phyllisclark4450 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Colbert is the absolute best!

  • @cheyennebrennan966
    @cheyennebrennan966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen Colbert said my name...!!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Lets all light up a doobie for Joe Biden

    • @RSfandude
      @RSfandude ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @amandacrawford7340
      @amandacrawford7340 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RSfandude more for me then👌

    • @pwilliam255
      @pwilliam255 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t. If I smoke I will fail my drug test and lose my ability to work and provide for my family. Apparently if I smoke on a Saturday night that means I’m going into work high on Monday. Even though I can drink till I pass out on Sunday night and go into work drunk and hungover on Monday. 🤷‍♂️ makes a lot of sense doesn’t it? 🤦‍♂️

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Way ahead of you. Here, have a toke.

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 ปีที่แล้ว

      C'mon man let's party! Gimme some of that Chinese/Mexican Fentanyl that the Biden Cartel has been importing. Thanks, Joe!

  • @Richbydesignpullupj26
    @Richbydesignpullupj26 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Yes baby I’ll vote for him now ❤

  • @c.t.murray3632
    @c.t.murray3632 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    M &M peanut with all the chocolate sucked off. I am howling for the past 15 minutes.