Fat Bear Week Scandal | Russia Launches Cyberattacks Against U.S. Targets
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- Stephen's namesake Alaskan fat bear was the victim of election fraud, and Vladimir Putin's hackers temporarily took down several U.S. airport websites in retaliation for America's support for Ukraine. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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R.I.P. Angela Lansbury 😢
Ah, all the good ones are dead!
I think the murders in Cabot Cove might suspiciously stop now...
1:50 - Don't worry Stephen... We know it's because you're part Hobbit AND part Elf... Much love & ears to You!
Stephen just came out as half-elf. It explains a lot. His amazing accuracy and linguistic agility. His lightfooted dance over the heaping bodies of his opponents. His amazing knowledge of all things Middle-earth. Yep. He is a half-elf alright.
THE LINE OF LÚTHIEN WILL NEVER FAIL!
@@jessicacaron5084 *raises fist, bow, axe, and sword.
Nailed it! I being but a harfoot.
He could be a Numenorean.
peredhel kin!!
“Why aren’t we live? It’s election night” had me ROLLING 😂😂💀
I knew there was a reason my pizza craving won out last night!
Something tells me that Putin’s mind……..is potato
🤯🥔😅
i think the only potato minds are the ones who watch trash like Cobert...
😆
If smoking pot caused violent behavior Grateful Dead concerts would have a totally different vibe.
I have never drank nor smoked, but, in college (the university), when my friends partied, they never got mean or belligerent when they smoked. Pols are such liars. I always preferred that my friends smoked and left the firewall alone.
That would be "firewater" not "firewall". I hate this &#‰^&! phone.
@@ronaldharding3927 I agree. Both my Grandmothers were alcoholics. Alcohol is much more destructive than pot.
@@wendelynanderson9517 Did they pistol whip each other?
Groovy man.
Can definitely relate about the ear. I’m deaf in the same one and it’s asymmetrical due to a surgery I had when I was a kid. I’ve actually always thought it was cool that Colbert’s ear was the same as mine. I’m a musician and whenever anyone talks shit about my ears I can point to Colbert and say ‘that guy has a career in TV and musical theater’ to get them to shut up.
7:51 - Vance is the kind of person who probably watched Reefer Madness as if it was a documentary.
As they say. 4 drunk guys start a fight. 4 stoned guys start a band. Haha.
I have never heard that one. I might have to use it, if you don't mind! 😊I mean the "saying" ! 😉
4 drunk AND stoned guys started a band too. Did that when I was a teenager.
What, you never pistol whipped grandma after getting high?👵
Yup
@JZ's BFF it's the Trumpublican drug of choice. DJTjr is the poster boy. Kim Gargoyle is the spokesmodel.
*My best friend died at 94 years old. One week before, he still walked 5 miles/day; Brilliant & Capable. I miss him dearly!!!* 💔
So sorry for your loss. ❤
Sorry for your loss 😢💙
I trust you walked many lovely miles together with your best friend. So sorry for your loss.🌺
"why aren't we live it's election night" that whole bit was rly funny 😭
I love your show and I love Joe Biden too! He probably laughed at your monologue too. Why? Because he's a well rounded individual who probably likes a little humor in his day. I know I do.
I never really paid attention to Stephen’s ear until he pointed it out tonight. It simply isn’t important. His skill as a comedian, late night host, and overall great human being are the things that really matter.
I've been watching him for countless years and never noticed!
🤚 same here
Yeah, he previously said that he had an injury and is deaf in that ear.
The people who hate the man don't even rip on his ear.
I didnt even notice. I barely notice it when i was looking
RIP to a true legend Angela Lansbury.
Angela is a GOAT💗
Very sad.
@@judyives1832 I just adored her 😞
What!? Angela Lansbury died? Please let it not be.
@@shirleyrombough8173 😞
That 'Break-it-to-him-softly' friend:
"They bleep that?"
"I guess so... Probably..."
Twinkle, twinkle, little Czar. You’re not the genius Donnie said you are.
One doesn't have to be a genius to bomb cities 😢
I love it!!!
I genuinely didn't realize Stephen had an ear thing. I still don't notice it when looking at him. Man's a legend.
Came here to say the same thing
I still don't know what the ear thing is. Other than him being deaf in that ear.
Same, never saw it, for years.
@@kingjamos2422 1:56 I've never noticed it until he brought it up. But it looks like one is higher than the other. A botched surgery that left him deaf in that ear
We’ve certainly come a long way from bears being “godless killing machines”!
Stephen has growed up
I've been watching the smack-down of Putin, Russia & even Belarus by NATO. My favorite part was the "Dismantling" of any particle of Putin pride delivered by the quiet, steely resolve of a Ukrainian member. 💪🏼💙💛
It's no coincidence that my mental health greatly improves when Stephen is on the air. Thank u.
I know it’s not the point and I agree with you, but I think mood is a better word than mental health right here. lol
I think we all feel like that
Watching in Straya!!!
I stopped being depressed after I stopped believing in god and realized that life has no purpose. Only the purpose you give it.
Antidepressants help a lot too. Lol
Me as well, literally it helps to know someone else sees this crazy world and gives us a reason to laugh when it's all too dark ota not an exaggeration to me to say it improves my mental health I struggle with major depressive disorder and anxiety disorder and it helps
747 is also known as Bear Force One. Pretty sure our boy won.
He was well ahead of 901 when last I checked.
@@nuclearhotseat1550 She's a big girl, but
747's just plain enormous! Although, I hope 901 comes out of the den next spring with some cubs, though. She's sure put in the eating for it and got courted plenty last spring!
Hi Jackie can i ask you a question if you don’t mind
Mitch McConnell is ALREADY 80
When Stephen was talking about the bear sisters, it made me think of "Kate And Allie", an old '80s sitcom. They weren't sisters, but they were living together, raising their kids, and doing '80s sitcom stuff.
Yeah... I'm bulking up lately in... uh... solidarity with the bears.
* darts eyes *
Yeah... I've been doing that every year...
Commendable, if you ask me. 🐻🍯
Winter migh be long. Bulk up when you can! ✌
I take pride in my discipline so refuse to procrastinate: I start bulking up in spring... early spring or even late winter... now you just gave me the -excuse- justification I needed. Thanks. !!! FOR THE BEARS !!!
I've been watching Stephen Colbert for over twenty years (not EVERY night, mind you) and I have never once noticed anything about his ears. Until tonight and forever hereafter.
I've met him face to face and I didn't notice it until now.
Cannot. Unsee. Help!
He's done that a few times, not that it makes it less weird lol.
@@Lanxe In the Trumpster Fire years I learned the mystic secrets of unlearning, but be warned! It is not an easy process, especially for your very soul. You'll need a bottle of whiskey and CD with a copy of Baby Shark on it.
Then just drink the whiskey. The CD with Baby Shark on it is to make you wonder why in the heck you bought a CD with Baby Shark on it while you were wasted. Trust me, though, it's of untold importance.
@@danielgehring7437 Baby Shark? The cure is worse than the disease!
Stephen,Jimmy , the medious brothers and the skews are the only people keeping me sane through all this craziness. Thank you guys 💕💕💕
Don’t forget Seth, he really breaks some sh!t down!
And Trevor
All these years I never even noticed Colberts ear. Dude is a national treasure.
Once I have my colbert monolog, I need my Meanwhile, then I can sleep. You and randy rainbow have gotten me through the last 6 yrs.
Saaaaame!!!
Yesss Randy Rainbow is beyond fantastic- His live show was the last theater event that I attended in the before times- The theater (in our beautiful Blue 🌊Oasis in AZ) was packed!
Colbert needs to have Rainbow on the show!
Me too. Always witty with enough laughs to make the topics bearable
Songbird and her parodies, too for me.
I've been watching Steven for many years and never noticed the difference in his ears. And now I cannot unsee it. No matter, he's funny as f---- and always has been.
Stephen, when I lost most of the hearing in my left ear and found out it was permanent, I thought of you and it helped me feel better.
Thank you so much Stephen for acknowledging the Katmai Bears!! I noticed this is 2 years in a row, and now I'm assuming you will be reminding people every year to Vote for your favorite "Fat Bear."
These cameras on Brooks River are the best thing on the internet.
Brooks river is about the only thing on my TV all summer long!
Yes I'm a Bearaholic I've been addicted for 3 years now.
I totally did not just play with my ear for 10 mins trying to get it to stick like Stephens.
I love the ear trick, and anyway beauty is in the eye of the bear-holder (and Colbert has a Col-bear.)
🐻🏆
I would have never noticed it, ever, if he had not pointed it out! It's like the Tom Cruise tooth thing.
What ear trick?
2:18 ear trick
The first time scientists put a "critter-cam" on a bear, she wandered into the woods and met up with a bunch of other females with their cubs. Four generations of Mama bears grooming and grunting. No one had ever seen this behavior.
Wow! That’s cool, wish I could see the footage!
Aww that's so sweet!
I've been watching a family of raccoons for about 20 years and they have several Generations hanging out together. They live for 25 to 40 years so they undoubtedly have family relationship, they travel together eat together and the only thing I haven't seen them do is groom together.
@@edwardroche2480 Actually raccoons only live about 5 to 7 years in the wild
Yes!
Omg, the sound effects almost made me spit out my coffee 😂
You’re so funny!! My favorite comedian and late night show. Thank u for making me laugh out loud. We all need that. And I so appreciate your politics.
"The important thing is, whoever wins, an Ohio Senator will do something with an ass." at 7:33 was indubitable.
They say the best people are the ones capable of laughing about themselves... and I loved how he tucked his ear in haha hilarious not hideous!! I love watching the show every night, best way to end the day so thanks for all the laughs!! Also I love the suits, always looking sharp!! Def my fave show!
I have to wonder if he was bullied in school about it.
I have to wonder if he was bullied in school about it.
Putin is the most intelligent man on the face of the earth right now!
I was legit today years old when I realized his ear was any different. Been watching him for years and never noticed lol
Wait, so is tucking one's ear in not normal?
I agree with Vance. We can't be soft on crime. Let's start by throwing Trump in jail for all the crimes he's committed.
Damn, I didn't even notice the ear thing until it was specifically pointed out, and I've been watching his stuff for years. I'll probably forget about it soon afterwards too.
Don't worry, Stephen... Beauty is in the ear of the beholder.
I've been watching Steve since the very early days of the Daily Show and never noticed his ears were THAT asymmetrical. I'll never unsee it now. Thanks fat bear week.
Same
That’s what happened to me last year when he brought up Fat Bear Week for the first time.
Yup. Super obvious now. Lol
The Daily Show was great till he took over and destroyed it.
That Cold Bear - Colbert is the fattest bear winner.
That last part with the sound effects just killed me! Thanks for the laugh!
That bouncy sound 😂😂😂
The robot sounds 🔊
I have been watching Stephen since The Daily Show, and I have never, until now, noticed his ears being asymmetrical.
Same, seriously!!!
Aren't everyone's ears more or less asymmetric? Kind of like fingerprints and retina scans, but operationally a bit more awkward to assess?
Really, really good jokes here, loved the monologue.
Also, I hadn't noticed Stephen's elf ear before now, but it fits the nerdiest man in Middle Earth! Rock it, Stephen! But please, don't go to the West with the rest of your fair people, stay here with us a bit longer!
Exactly what I thought! An elf!
I never noticed the ear thing but now that they showed it up close I suspect that the ear is not a deformity at all.
Stephen is clearly half-elf.
The Fat Bear Week contest is real! So was the scandal. And yes, bear 747 Colbert, is also known as Bear Force One!
Correction: That is Trumps porn name
@@TheKaiTetley they assign names to the gimps in pee porn?
But who won? 747?
@@LindaC616 Yes 747 won
Wasn't Colbert supposedly afraid of bears and made bear horror segments quite frequently?
Getting kicked in the potatoes was right there!
🤦🏽♀️ come on Stephen 🤭😎
Lol I was thinking same thing
Lol… hi Luna sorry where are you from if you don’t mind me asking
"On the plus side, l can do this." Me too! Colbert is the only person l know who can do that other than myself.
In southeast Asian countries, the older you are the bigger your birthday party is supposed to be. It's an acknowledgement of how you managed to still remain healthy enough to be alive and kicking despite being older than dirt. It also speaks to how much life experiences you've accumulated and how you're supposed to be a treasure trove of life lessons and guidance for the inexperienced young folks.
So why shouldn't they throw Grampa Joe a birthday bash? He managed to remain alive and healthy at 80 AND holding the toughest job in the country! Give him his party, dammit!
I said the same thing, at 80 he can't out think most 30 yr olds.
He's doing refreshingly well at Presidenting too. He deserves the celebration.
I totally agree. Joe Biden should have the party of the century with all his extended family. In fact, why doesn't he have special activities for every hour to symbolize the decade he's lived in? At one o'clock, bob for apples like in the '40; at two, rock'n roll like in the '50; at 3 pm, hula-hoop like in the '60; at 4 pm, experiment with marijuana like in the '70, etc.
And just like that, millions of Americans tried to see if they could "do that" too.
🤣🤣
I didn't. But I did think about it! 😄
And lets not forget about the nanny who smoked a joint and put the baby in the oven and put the turkey down in the crib! Facts!!
You know, all these many years I've watched Stephen Colbert and NOT ONCE have I EVER noticed his ear until he just pointed it out. Personality wholly is what counts. I ❤❤❤❤ Stephen Colbert!!! 😊
“Oh no rabbit I’m stuck” XD
Boy, did I need some good laughs today! Thanks, Stephen & Crew! SO excited for John Lithgow!
Really? Ok, I was a bartender, so here goes
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
a stick.......
Sorry, it won't happen again.
Ok, yes it will, but you DID express a need to laugh......
I heard a good one today: How many Trumpanzees does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Trump says it's already screwed in and the dark is fake news.
I'm excited for Rudy!
You needed a good laugh so you turned on Colbert? Lol that in itself is pretty funny.
@@jeremybenoit759 Since you don't find him funny, why do YOU watch?
Lets start a petition to get Stephen to run for president..... If there was ever a celebrity that deserved the position it is him. 😎
I never noticed his ears until tonight. That’s how entertaining he is 😁
I'm not ashamed to say I thought Fat Bear Week was a pride thing.
OhMyWord..I very nearly choked on the last bite of my pint of Ben & Jerry's Half-baked laughing so hard at this..I was midway through the same exact thought, and then...
Brain Freeze! from my discombobulated choke/laugh/sneeze...L🤣L
You think it's okay to compare queer people to bears? I suppose you also think people of colour are like monkeys? You should be ashamed.
It's not not that
I’m too naive. I’m going to have to look up fat bears who don’t hibernate. Will I blush? 😳 😂
@@mariag.8242 How do you feel about large, hairy gay men?
Grateful for my nightly dose of Stephen monolog.
I was waiting for this, and I was not disappointed!
Nightly? It's 6am here in Europe!
Like a soothing bedtime story after a day of scary news.
I'm watching while I have dinner at 1:20am before I go to bed lol
putin=hitler2
One of the funniest in a while and they are always good. TY!
If you smoke a joint, you’re too chill and hungry to commit violence
Hello Stephen. Thank you for all the laughs.
Hello Debra - REALLY? This guy sux
Hi Debra can i ask you a question if you don’t mind
Stephan is the SH*T. Cool AF and brilliantly funny! His writing staff and crew are beyond compare. 👏👏👏😄
That joke about President Joe Biden and the video clips at the end took me out 😂🤣🤣🤣
Hands down!!!!
Stephen is a shill for big business and the commie liberal government, he is a sick, soulless sycophant
Learn his name at least. Ok?
being lied to by a globalist agenda puppet...wake TF up!
I'm 75 and a mmj patient and to date our stoners are too busy trying to act straight.
They may just be godless killing machines, but 747's story is still inspiring beyond words.
Why do you say godless killing machines? If one believes in God, then they are creatures of God. And same as with sharks, humans are the killing machines of bears, not the other way around.
@@TobiasMeinecke It's a reference to one of Stephen's long running gags on the Colbert Report, the show Stephen Colbert did on Comedy Central before Late Show. Look it up, funny stuff.
@@chaoticcranium Got it. 👍 It is funny 😄Sorry for being such an ignorant plank.
Shots, shots, shots. Covid, Flu and Shingles😂😂😂
I always hit the 👍🏼 before I even watch Stephen’s monologue, because I know he (and his writers) will deliver and I get to go to sleep laughing.
Deliver garbage. Yes I agree
@@robertspencer6320 thanks for taking time out of your day to be here 'garbage' lover.
@@robertspencer6320 then why are you here????🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Game on haters
They like the abuse!
Grand theft nacho...gold! 😂😂😂
Honestly speaking I never noticed the defect on Stephen's ear, but now now I can't unsee it. 😢
When Stephen Colbert is on rhe air, it just seems the news is more "bear"able.
I'll finish your rhyme:
"When Stephen Colbert is on the air, the news is so much easier to bear." 🙂
“Beat an elderly person over the head with a pistol”… who is it that wanted to leave the elderly to die during the coronavirus lockdown? Who wants to get rid of social security?
I'll go with the GOP for 1,000, Alex. 🤔
Cannabis leads to asking an elderly woman to bake more cookies... go heavy on the chocolate chips, Granny!
@@cc1k435 I'm sorry, Your answer must be in the form of a question. You lose 1000.
@@dpsamu2000 She asked the questions, so we're moving on down to the big category answers now. 🤣😆
And this is the guy who became famous writing a memoir that explained the troubles of those addicted to opioids. what a faker and fool
Time for the Teddy Bears picnic.
Best take down of the Zuck (yuck)-Berg ever! Brilliant!
The Late Show should have Ariel Elias perform.😁
747 won fat bear week. Congrats colbert.
"oh no rabbit, i'm stuck" has me fucking dead 💀💀💀
I took my mother for a spa weekend in the Hamptons for her 80th birthday and it was lit! Massages cocktails & lots of wine!
Grin and Bear it would be funnier than 99% of US sitcoms
But then heard Kevin James would be in it. SO would not be funny
@@michaellarkin6158 Remember when Kevin James played the president in a movie and everyone critisized it for being too unrealistic? Yeah, I believe it now.
Agreed. Then again, there are hardly any sitcoms on anymore. Everything is a reality show or something with a first responder.
@@dalastdon2574 agreed. Haven't had tv in a year, and don't feel like I'm missing much
Sisters raising their kids together is actually a show I would watch.
but they actually have to be trans women.
Pres.Biden is wonderful-such a good heart .Congrats and we will celebrate!!!
I have never noticed Stephen’s ear until this video and I’ve been watching him for years! Congrats to his fat bear namesake!
This was great 😆 Thanks Stephen and Emmy Award winning writers! 🏆
For the record, I’ve been watching Stephen since he was on the daily show and never noticed his ear before. He is too beautiful a man.
“Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things from stealing pic-a-nic baskets. One: Light mayonnaise is not nearly as good as regular mayonnaise.
- Yogi Bear.
Fat bear week is the superbowl for wildlife photogs. Holly is my favorite!
I love 'em all - Otis, Holly, Grazer and the Grazerettes, 909 and 910 and their COY, and my latest fave, Bucky Dent.
Holy cow, how many other folks have never even realized Colbert's ear is different? I sure never have.
He's deaf in that ear 👂 😳
Ok it’s legal almost everywhere, but it’s suppose to lengthen your attention span, oh forget it😀
@@trevorz459 I don't think he is deaf. It's just misshapened.
@@sweett2185 do your research
I have watched for over 2 years and I never noticed
I've ben watching the Colbert show for years and I have never ONCE noticed the ear until now XD. The ear isn't who you are Stephen, your wit and creative vocabulary and nerdy knowledge are why we watch and keep watching.
I've been watching Stephen regularly for almost three years now and never noticed the difference in his ear!
I've watched this man for ears I MEAN YEARS, and I honestly have never noticed that his right ear was disproportionate, seriously, never even noticed. Thanks Steve-O, now I'm going to have to get even drunker and, idk, close one eye or something to counteract my o.c.d.🧐
Any night Steven dances is a good night!
My favorite look A like dad is on. Thank you Stephen. You made my night
Theres something primal about adding cartoonish sound effects to an old person
Comedy at its purest
Like watching someone laugh so much they fart
I never noticed your ears Colbert. Too happy everyday to hear your monologue.
I can't thank you enough for this episode.
Big congrats to 747 - aka Colbert - reclaiming his 2020 title to be Fat Bear 2022!
I’m so glad I’m not the only person who remembered!
Four more bears!! 😂
I can't find on their side name Colbert, they seems to refer to him only by 747
I love 747!
@@8draco8 He's also known as The Bearplane.
I want a Time Machine and a ticket (and less social anxiety) to go hang in the office where the young and vibrant, “energetic, youth-restoring, sound effects” were edited. Well done, you made me cackle.😆
😂 "Oh no.. oh no rabbit. I'm stuck."
OMG I never noticed Steven’s Spock ear! Makes him even cooler IMHO…My son has a Spock “bump” on one ear too (a sign of supreme phenomenalism 😊
Or cancer...
Fat Bear Week during a Bear Market 🐻 🤯