Pence Hands Over Docs To The FBI | More Jan 6 Idiots Are Going To Jail | Proud Boys Rule Book
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2023
- Apparently everybody in the U.S. government has classified documents laying around their houses. Elsewhere, more people who participated in the Jan 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol were found guilty yesterday including four Proud Boys, who follow a bizarre set of membership guidelines.
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George Santos is the only person that I have ever known to literally owe a dog money.
Yet you are quiet about Liz Warren claiming to be Native American to get her college paid for.
Sadly the dog died! What a horrible story!!!
Dogs need that money too - they are ferocious poker players
MAYBE THE DOG KNOWS SOMETHING WE DONT..NOTHING WRONG WITH HUSH MONEY
In that context, regardless of illness status, yeah, that's pretty fxvked up right there...
It's swell that the sad puppets on Jan 6th are seeing consequences but I want to see the members of the GOP who were involved and El Presidente Dorito see consequences even more.
LOL! El Presidente Dorito! I do like the title, only Doritos aren't orange enough. I like El Presidente Cheeto too.
@@Shasha-yg1mm tangerine emperor sort of did it for me. But in the end, we are emulating Trump and his childish behavior of calling people names to feel better. He's sort of asking for it, put he does drag us down to his level in the process. I'd still suggest silence. Ignoring him is the better option, I suppose. We only fuel the fire of wannabe fascists...
They don't respond to insults, or arguments. They just want to do as they please.
Just look at what the Dorito has done to politics in a few years. He lowered the bar beyond belief...
Their leader who led them for his coup HAS TO DO TIME!
@@corbeau-_- Oh, narcissists cannot stand being called names.
Tangerine is too healthy and dorito is too delicious
Imagine telling your mom or wife or brother that you belong to a group called the "proud boys." They'd probably wonder if you're subtly trying to come out to them.
Exactly…… these guys have to be the most pathetic bunch of repressed self hating gay men on earth!
Considering that “Proud of your Boy” was written by Howard Ashman, a gay man who died from AIDS, that’s not an unreasonable thing to wonder.
Projection.
@@katserizawa4122 Every Trumpublican accusation is a confession.
Lol, I do love the not so subtle suggestion that these 'proud boy's are in the closet about being gay, trans, queer, bi, queens, etc.
Honestly, when I first hear the name of the group, I thought they were a support group for letter mafia friends. I've been low key giggling about their name for years. I have an odd send a of humor I guess....
George Santos: "These comic impersonators have so far failed to capture the real me."
Comedians: "How are we supposed to know?"
At this point id be surprised if a politician didnt have classified documents just laying around
We should do a random check.
@@couragekarnga8735 let’s check The gop leaders of the house and senate, the mccrappys, and ManChin, Sinnerma, and hell let’s add mtg and boobnuts, or Matt Hatez
I’m beginning to think the same!
@@Tuturial464 Matt Hatez!!! Hahahaha good one
@@LollieVox crying McCrappy, and Ditch McConNo are my personal favorites. Replace a d with a b
I dont work in govt, but I'm checking my house for classified docs right now, you know, just in case.
Bahahahaahahhaa Good one!!!!
That made me laugh so hard!
I probably should too haha.
I sold mine to buy eggs! I can throw them!
LOL
@@kathleenaustin327 So, have you been anywhere near King Charles recently? 🙂
I asked my lawyers to search my home for any classified documents. Then I realized I didn't have any lawyers...or classified documents. Because if I took classified documents home, I would probably be sitting in jail. 🤦♂️
I suspect this isn’t uncommon at this level & it seriously needs to be addressed. What is uncommon is deliberately hauling them off by the boxload at the end of a term, knowingly storing them in your unsecure cellar, lying about it, & refusing to turn them over when requested, & violating a subpoena. The former is negligence on the part of someone tbd. The latter is criminal.
Spot on 🥳
A lot of documents are just regular administrative work that shouldn't be classified any more than your corporate management notes. Then there are other types of documents that hold real sensitive info, like data on nuclear capabilities of countries - which Trump took. Names of agents deployed in other nations.
@@ephimp3189 That's also what i understand happened here. And they found empty folders with highly classified markings on them at mar a lago.
Agreed
As the joke goes. Even the lunch menu at the cia cafeteria is classified
I think the local libraries in my county are way better at keeping track of their books than the U.S. government is at keeping track of state secrets and classified documents.
Those late fees man. The Librarian remembers…
I Know my Local Library is better at keeping track of documents than the National Archive is. 🤨
To be fair, it is hard to control what Presidents and Vice Presidents do with such papers. They are in charge. With such people, it is also up to their sense of duty and honor to ensure that such documents are handled well.
@@Xrisaac Dude! I think youve got a great idea here... maybe if there were late fees on top secret documents they'd be returned in a timely manner 🤣🤣🤣
Too many classified documents
The way Mike was looking away and seemingly thinking whether or not he did have documents at home is hilarious
I would love for a Body Language expect to check out Pence's response! 🤔🤔🤔😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Auto- Incorrect strikes again ! Well we all know TECHNOLOGY ALWAYS WORKS! I call that the Titanic Syndrome! 🤔😂🤣😂🤣😂
OR - he was considering the possibility/likelihood of Drumpfy Inc. having planted some in his home ! !
Oh, he knew he had some. He was squirming while answering and wouldn't look the guy in the eyes - definitely lying.
It's harder to accidently keep a library book than it is to keep a classified document.. at least they have a system and call about the book
They should make your strict school librarian in charge of all the classified documents!
The 'library analogy' does not apply. Classified documents are generated throughout the administration and circulated to those that need to see them in the course of people's normal work. The requirement is, depending on the level of classification, that such documents are kept safe in accordance with their classification until such time as they are submitted to the National Archives and any copies destroyed. You do not go to the NA and take out a bunch of classified docs 'on loan'.
They should do a skit where all the Santos impersonators are in the same room and you have to guess which one is the real George Santos.
Like the old game show "What's My Line"
Or "To Tell the Truth"
@@philster1883 Remove the N and its the perfect show title for George Santos or whatever alias he is using.
You know, that could be a game. You have a person holding a deck of cards. On the cards are either a pretty image on one side and Santos written on the other; or the pretty image on one and a smiley face on all the others. Half the players take cards, the other half make teams. The teams have to figure out who is the 'real' Santos. The ones with the cards have to try their best to 'be Santos'. The teams get to take turns being first to pick who they think Santos is OR remove who they think is Not 'Santos'. Points go to teams who are correct, card holders who stay after each turn, the last card holder left, and the quality of the Santos's.
Nobody would win!
"They should be happy, they tried to break into a government facility... and now they get to live in one." Pure fucking gold!
Hopefully all the BLM and Antifa friends who burned business' down, stopped emergency vehicles from doing their job, took over police stations, took over part of Seattle...including federal buildings...are all rotting in prison as well.
I agree, the joke writers are second to none for SC…. But he also has the kick ass delivery that few if any late nighters ever had!
@dirty … YES! Great truthful post. I love watching each and everyone of those seditionist get their fair day in court and then head to jail. Any MAGA with rebuttal is false and have learned former WH buffoon tactics of repeating the same lie until they actually believe such lie. Keep voting blue America 💙
@@rock-n-rollfoodie be nice if all rioters got the same treatment. The January 6th turds are teddy bears compared to the other rioters in recent years.
@@richsen3808 Lost the argument... change the subject. Classic.
“Mother says I may NOT woogah.” That KILLED me!!
The real bummer about the Proud Boys thing is that "Proud of Your Boy" is a genuinely lovely and touching song about a late bloomer struggling to find his place in the world who earnestly wants to do right by his mom... not that those guys would ever know/express that level of emotional introspection and honesty.
Pence and Biden did the right thing in fairness. Give them back straightaway
Yes and yet at sametime it also made gop look even more hypocritical since they also need to condemn pence as well.
If they ignore and focus just on biden. Oh boy they are not only hypocritical but ignorant to problem this happen not once not twice but Three times
Plot Twist: Documents installed to make Trump look bad for the 2024 election.
Exactly. It’s obstruction of the national archives duty to protect the secrets of USA. Not the having of documents, though them having them is very bad. Also by such obstruction one should be investigated more thoroughly to identify if national security has been compromised and how. And dully punished or fixed
Give _what_ back? Government documents they weren't supposed to have in the first place?
That's a strange way of defining straightaway.
Law abiding and respected individuals do not pepper spray police and try to halt or hinder the lawful democratic process. And they are not “rioters”, they are traitorous insurrectionists and should be treated as such.
Well put!
Well get a better government. Those gop idiots let terrorists run away and not investigate those members.
They're chimpanzees who carry their own feces and smear it on walls. They are also "christians" who went there to kill other Christians, and even advertised it on banners.
Exactly.
And I want to see the whole proud boys rule book lol.
Seditious Conspirators
Do I think Pence knew he had classified documents: No.
DO I think Biden knew he had classified documents: No.
Do I think Trump knew he had classified documents: No....I KNOW Trump knew he had classified documents.
I also think, like Nixon, that Trump believes in his own myth. 'If the president does it, then it is not illegal'.
First two were simply absent minded, the third one is a greedy bastard.
I'm afraid to find out what he did with the ones that are missing!
If this is your excuse we need an entire purge of the Intelligence Community who oversees classifying documents.. At the time these documents were found only 1 person was President at the time and that was Trump. And by law he's able to declassify anything. The mental gymnastics you people are pulling right now is laughable.
@@couragekarnga8735 He was complaining about toilets not flushing properly any more.... I think he was flushing documents.
Colbert’s writing staff has to be the best in the biz.
Not according to Adam Jacobs from Aladdin on Broadway lol. He got so annoyed by a segment joking about the proud boys which was apropos to the song Proud of your Boy from Aladdin but he thinks Stephen was making Adam look feminine lol. Talk about sensitive people in the Broadway community.
And Stephen’s delivery is the best too.
Instead of random drug tests for our politicians, we should do random classified document searches.
Sounds good!
Honestly, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if every politician has classified docs. But what makes me wonder is why the hell aren't these documents being tracked? Why aren't there records of these documents leaving the archives?
Apparently there are literally millions of government documents which someone might decide should be "classified" every year. It seems kind of out-of-control.
Dan Abrams had an expert explain it on News Nation. Nothing to worry about.....now that PENCE has docs. Yup. It's all good, now.
We KNOW Trump corrupted Secret Service. We KNOW they have covered up for him in massive ways deleting data for Jan 6. Does no one find it a little bit curious that as Jack Smith closes in on Trump over docs that 2 of Trump’s rivals- BOTH WHOM HAVE SECRET SERVICE DETAIL (secret service has access to their properties)- just HAPPEN to find all these stashed docs all of a sudden?? Come on now. I can’t believe no one is even considering the possibility…
Right? Every broke-ass local library on the planet knows how to make this work, but the White House and Pentagon don't?
@@HowlingWolf518 Photocopies, maybe? You're not going to photocopy an entire book, but a 4-page document is easy.
Santos not liking the impersonations of him is such a drag.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there.
🎶 Kind of a draaag...
Imo having a drag alter ego is about the most rock&roll thing anyone in the gop's ever managed.
bit of a shame that for most of the gop that's a lynching offence.
What did he do, sashay off twirling his feather boa? (Sadly, I er borrowed that from someone else)
Omg I was laughing waaaay too hard at the Proud Boys Rulebook
I would've, too, until I realized that those are cult tactics... When they've got you by the genitals, you become whatever the hell they want you to be. This is genuinely dangerous shit.
No wonder they're so pissed off all the time, yikes!
We’ve gotta start spelling it with a Z.
Proud Boyz
Bernie's "SOUP!", Pense's fly head, SC steering the Big Wheel, and just a treasure trove of great writing, excellent delivery, and abundant laughs. Thanks again, Late Show team! You continue to nightly knock it outta the park. FYI the Santos skit on Jimmy Kimmel's show was hilarious. All in one take and a pick pocketing.
It’s starting to become a recording of Oprah, now. “You have classified documents! And you have classified documents! And you have classified documents! Everyone has classified documents!”
😂😂😂I was right there with you.
I assume I have classified documents, now, they’re so common, they arrive in the mail.
I think it's safe to say by now that these mishandling of classified docs happen more often than most politicians are willing to admit.
During the cold war the CIA relied heavily on the improper disposal of classified documents from the Soviet bureaucracy to inform themselves. The US has one of the biggest.
Add that most politicians are backward assholes demanding paper copies of everything.. and voila!
Yeah. In an ideal world this wouldn't happen at all, but I think we're all getting a dose of reality here. Particularly with people who deal with that much documentation, so much of it classified in some way, and probably quite often while in transit between one place and another. If I had to keep track of every piece of paper somebody shoved in to my face between bites of a sandwich and while boarding an aircraft, I think I would probably forget some, too.
At this point I'm feeling self-conscious that I don't have any classified documents at home
@@merchantfan I know that's a joke, but it's close to reality than you might think. While not excusing mishandling, there's long been concern about the phenomenon of "classification bloat", wherein more documents are classified than need to be in order to avoid oversight and more people are granted clearances than need them because it's regarded as a status symbol. I recall hearing over a decade ago that at least 2 million Americans held "secret" clearance, and those trends have only accelerated as the GWOT continues. That's insane on its face, and, when examined, is even more so.
Exactly! While the three parties with documents THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN HOME bear varying amounts of responsibility, WHAT THE H*LL is the National Archives doing!!! The "system" for giving out and GETTING BACK classified and secret documents is clearly NOT WORKING!!! Someone needs to be fired and the "system" totally revised. I used to work for the NSA, but I am pretty sure I didn't bring home any top secret material! With the Archives, heaven knows who has documents now!!! What a joke- a DANGEROUS joke. They need a full investigation.
And here I was thinking that there were strict protocols in place for viewing or taking and returning classified documents. Apparently the U.S. government is less strict than any local library.
mike pence answered ‘did you take any classified documents home’ with ‘uhhhhhhhh, no’ and a simultaneous head shake “yes”.
he had and knew he had at least 1 document then.
Notice how Pence shakes his head Yes while saying No . Lol good stuff
Oh so people are guilty just because they're on the side we don't like?
Gotcha.
Your side murders babies.
Your side keeps blacks killing blacks.
Stunning and brave.
A psychologist would see that as classic lying behavior and visible cognitive dissonance. Pence, who claims to be a "main of honor" which he is not (i.e., Trump's running mate = NOT honorable) had to sit there and lie directly on camera for a question he may not have been prepared to answer. Truth is, he probably took loads of documents home for review and reading, which I'm not actually against. After all, he obviously had security clearance to view those documents, was constantly surrounded by Secret Service and surveillance, and he eventually had to leave the White House to let Trump and Melania go to sleep.
And, unlike Trump, Pence probably needed to actually READ those documents to prep for some important meetings (instead of hoarding them like Trump as display trophies or espionage leverage to keep from going to prison). So yeah, its possible, like Biden, that out of all the hundreds or thousands of classified documents that he had to shuffle around for 4 years while in office, Pence or his staff likely missed a couple when they got mixed up with other papers. No big deal. Like Biden, Pence did the right thing and immediately self-reported, returned them, and requested a thorough search for any other misc classified documents just to make sure they got them all.
But Trump? No. He refused to return them for way more than a year, after multiple official NARA requests and after a subpoena, forcing the DOJ to send in the FBI to secure and recover the documents. Then came the long list of ridiculous excuses, including that they were "planted" by the FBI, that he magically declassified them "with his mind", and that they "belonged to" him. And oh boy, where there a LOT of highly classified documents, many of them missing with only empty folders remaining. We still don't know the extent of the damage with all of that yet.
But one thing is clear, Biden and Pence were a simple and case of disorganization with a very small number of documents. And keep in mind, Biden has been serving in public office for many decades, not just 4 years like Trump. So he has seen and touched a LOT of documents. Not really surprising that a few got mixed in with boxes and boxes of other papers at some point. And also the fact that they are cooperating with officials to make right. Trump never did try to cooperate. And the huge cache of 300+ super top secret compartmentalized SCI documents (and many empty folders with additional documents missing) that he had stolen and then hid (and moved to evade detection) were a completely different situation. In legal proceedings, its all about INTENT. And Trump's intent was criminal.
Part of Pence's odd body language...
Like sitting in the chair with his legs splayed over the sides...? WTH?
Yes, I saw that!
I just posted the same observation before I read your post, very obvious he is lying. Looks like he is worried the journalist knows something he shouldn't and he is trying to corner him.
Pence's body language in that Nov. 2022 interview was screaming, LIAR! He nodded yes with a subtle smirk on his face as he denied having classified documents, and his clasped hands covered his junk protectively.
Exactly....the human subconscious likes to rat us out. Lol
I thought I was the only one that noticed Pence nodding "yes," and smirking after stuttering "no."
Covering his junk because lying is his k*nk? 😂
Me three
And he claims to be a devout Christian ?
The Proud Boys segment is PRICELESS!!
The Proud Boys manual is more disturbing than any horror movie I've ever seen. 😳
3:46 "Uh, I did not." But nods his head: Yes.
I noticed that back in November and figured he was lying! It's a body language cue that cops look for during interrogations all the time! People will say what they want you to hear, but the head movement will subconsciously do the opposite.
I think it's time for..."Proud Boys The Musical!"
Go ahead, SNL!
Slamilton
Sounds like something those South Park guys would do, like that Mormon one they wrote.
Mel Brooks could do it right.
An update of "Springtime for Hitler"?
The jury in the Oath Keepers trial spent two hours deliberating before convicting the OK’s on all counts but of that two hours, they spent an hour and fifty-five minutes having lunch and only five minutes deliberating.
Seeing Stephen sing and dance always lifts me up higher and higher!🎶🎵
George forgot the 3 people you NEVER mess up with: hackers, journalists, and comedians
hackers=long pig. look it up you cell-soldier
Well. You can mess with most American journalists going off of their general behavior/deference these last several years.
And the interns.
Costanza had more brains.
Don't forget to add "your proctologist" to that list.
I feel left out. I think I'm the only person who doesn't have top secret documents stashed at home.
Give it time.... 🙃
Are you sure…?🤨
Better check with your lawyers.
Yup, you are. Even I have hundreds of classified documents. Some came along with grocery receipts!
Don’t be too sure.
I love how gently Stephen says "Ok, George, you asked for it."
David Muir asked him “did you take documents” and Pence replies “I did not”. And at the same time, he nodded, his head up-and-down as if to say ‘yes I did.’
I love stevens Bernie sanders impression. It always gets to me
It was lovely but not quite as good as when SNL did Bernie!
3:45 Pence is literally nodding "yes" while he says "I did not."
@@bobbytookalook But never opposite to Momma.
Just listened to a fresh air episode about how bad the classified document system is. So so many things are marked classified. It’s such a mess, and hard to keep track of them. And, things are classified that shouldn’t be , indicating why people don’t even realize they have these things.
Anthony Devolder does a spot on impression of George Santos.
I'm an Aussie and never heard of the Proud Boys until Trump's 'Stand back and stand by' moment. I've wondered how the weird name was supposed to conjure up masculinity. Now I know. And it cracks me up. 🙂
Yep, some of them and standing back and standing by for a jail sentence!😊
Literally formed due to a song "proud of your boy", which is from Aladdin. Their initiation is to pretend to hit someone (a bunch of people hitting one person) while the person getting hit names of cereal brands/types. It's literally a fraternal group that happens to be conservative.
Ditto on everything you said except I’m an American born citizen. They don’t represent us. They’re a small minority
Apparently the founder of this group is Canadian. I'm sorry world, I'm not sure what happened.
I wish these people could see that they're all parodies of themselves!
Ugh... well it's time to put an amnesty box in Congress for everyone to dump any classified docs they may have taken "by mistake". Give them a short deadline and start raiding homes.
I feel like George Santos will be a big Halloween costume idea this year
The Proud Boys handbook tells you everything you need to know about someone who would make the irrational decision to join said group. It sounds like something straight out of National Lampoon's Animal House fraternity Omega Theta Pi. "Thank you sir, May I have another!!!!"
bunch of neonazi misogynists
Thank you for finally putting it out there that they take their name from the Disney Alladin stage play! It’s been torturing me that no one talks about it!
Aladdin.
If I remember correctly, that song was written by a gay guy.
Looked it up, yep, Howard Ashman!
Suddenly they became less scary.
It's been referred to several times. But, yes, every time it is, it is a joyous occasion.
Sitting in the audience of a live musical is probably a perfect place for a Proud Boy to masturbate--he'd likely be within a yard of at least two women. Especially if his mom counts.
Wow! I went and checked that bundle of postcards and brochures I picked up while visiting the Statue of Liberty a few years back. OMG! Turns out there's some Top Secret and Classified Documents hidden in there! What should I do? I asked my neighbour - a nice Russian gentleman who works for their embassy. He was so understanding... he said he would be passing by the American embassy later and offered to drop those documents in for me. What a relief! Thanks Vlad.
Oh man, that was lucky. What a great neighbor!
@@MrBsbotto I always thought that bundle of stuff I found looked a bit dodgy. Vlad really went the extra mile to help.
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
Reminds me of my neighbors. They run a travel agency in DC. Two kids. Super helpful with all my FBI work. 😛
Is this some kind of I am Spartacus moment where every politician stands up and hands classified documents over to the DOJ? “I am the mishandler, I am a the mishandler, I am the mishandler…”
"Okay George, you asked for it." 😂
I'm thinking I should check my own garage for classified documents. And I'm not even in the USA.
😂 that was really hilarious
"These comedians need to step their game up!"
If there is one group of people you don't want to antagonize, it's comedians. They THRIVE off attention at the expense of others and if you respond in any shape or form you just prove that what they are doing is working.
"THANK YOU!
Exactly. As soon as he read that, I thought 'oh god, Santos is going to bait out John Oliver'.
*_glorious flashbacks to 'Eat Shit, Bob: the Musical'_*
@@bengal4047 Exactly! If you truly you want to prove you don't care (even if you REALLY do) and really stab someone in the over-inflated ego: DON'T RESPOND! Ignoring is the best soothing balm for a burn.
Love watching Stephen Colbert! That was my cousin at the very end of show in that Broadway play! 😁
"It is healthy to sing the anthem once per night" reeks of some guy getting caught singing it then, to try to save face in his "masculinity," claimed it's the anthem.
I'm willing to bet that Pence decided in that exact moment that he should just check and see if he did have classified docs.
OK, so I'm over here in Australia. But out of 'an abundance of caution' I'm allowing the FBI to search my house.
I had a very low Security Clearance...and I need to go through my old documents. 🤣🤣
Hahaha! You rebel!
apparently we classify so many you’ll probably have one.
😂😂😂
Wise decision Kim
I don’t know how we’re expected to just go on living like nothing has changed after learning this information about The Proud Boys.
"Bernie's two top advisors: Ben and Jerry .... " LOLOL!
I want to see the entire proud boys rule book oh please 🙏 release the whole thing.
Tried a search for it, but no luck. Being that it's compiled by a white supremacist, fascist, misogynist group I can see why it shouldn't really become public. However, someone could put out the comedic bits though!
It really can’t be that hard to keep classified documents in their designated required areas. Like seriously?! How did they, the people who are supposed to know where documents are, have no idea they aren’t in their respective spots! Who’s not doing their job?
Clearly the US Government. Look at all that has happened in the past century of doom
Surely our national security is compromised?
For higher level classified docs there is supposed to be a chain of custody, but I can tell you as someone that had a TS clearance, not everyone is diligent about this - people get lazy or are afraid to tell their bosses they're supposed to return a document.
The national archives.
If Blockbuster back in the 80's could keep track of all those damn late fees, then someone could damn well keep track of classified documents.
Glad to see Jan 6ers finally held accountable for their actions against the government.
These documents seem to be treated like confetti. Haven't they heard about the concept of security yet
Colbert always delivers. Thank You, Stephen & Crew!
Delivers idiocy. Nothing more.
Where comedy goes to die is more like it
Geez guys don't smile too much, you may die.
Colbert is a lefty stooge and has never been funny.
@@jeffreyl.wiseman2597 You American INCEL Trump supporters say the "funniest" things
I could NOT stop laughing & giggling at your show tunes Proud Boy....you are the best.
THE PROUD BOYS REALLY JUST WANTED TO BE IN MUSICAL THEATRE ALL ALONG ! 💃
NEVER MIND, THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT - THEY WERE SHOWSTOPPERS FOR A WHILE ON THE HILL !
THEIR HARD MAN MILITIA IMAGE IS JUST A COVER ! ACCORDING TO THEIR PROUD BOYS MANUAL - THEY SHOULD SING THE SONG FROM ALADDIN - AT LEAST ONCE PER DAY - QUESTION - IS THAT INDIVIDUALLY OR AS A CHOIR ? 🤣🤣
For the encore, "We are men. Men in tights. Tight tights!" Where is Randy Rainbow when you need him?!😆
Once a month. No wonder they’re so mean.
Yeah I thought that this was hysterical as well. Unfortunately, the actor Adam Jacobs from Aladdin, got all upset on his social media accounts saying that Stephen is mocking him making him look feminine. What a sensitive community that Broadway world is! Jesus. Tbh, whether he was joking or not, Broadway is corny and is as over dramatic as it gets. I went to a few shows in the past to give it a fair shot but there’s so much cringeworthy material in these shows that I couldn’t wait for them to be over and done with. A lot of the actors are fake as f***, to boot. Somebody needs to blast Pantera during their shows, I swear.
Bernie Sanders impression was amazing 👌 as always
On fire, Mr Colbert, on fire 🔥
If any regular person had these they would be prosecuted. Hold them all accountable!
And radical war criminal george w bush too
I would bet my last cookie that the real person behind the proud boys is a 35 yr old female and she's just trolling the $hit out of the rules for them. 😂
Would not be surprised…..as these people look and sound as dumb as a tree stump!
That would be great
Is her name Karen?
Yup, Hence the “toast the housewives”
She is one of their poor poor wives
Nah it's a gusano, that is, a MAGA Cuban immigrant likely mad that Castro took his slaves. Which is why I support Cuba. Any "Cuba Libre" nonsense will inevitably be overrun with Proud Boys for that reason. We need to instead end the embargo on Cuba and then Cuba will truly be free.
Stephen Colbert you never disappoint when it comes to delivering the news with humor....I love watching your monologues. What would I do without you????
Stephen your imitation of Mike Pence and the TV commercial break was hilarious
I love how Pence nods yes while he lies, then the second time right after he looks away to hide his eyes as he lies again lol. Pence knew he had things he shouldn't, but instead of saying "I'll check again", he tries to lie lol
Look how he sits in the chair. Legs to the side, past the corner. Swinging his feet like a child.
@@IMelkor42 to be fair, he always looks uncomfortable. Have you seen him run?
Totally
Since he himself intentionally sent people to search for potential documents, your delusion of supposed "lies" fell apart before you began typing.
If you would like clear and objective evidence of what lying actually is, I refer you to the former orange mouth breather and his flock of uneducated mindless moronic worshipers. For not even one of them have stopped lying despite being exposed and prosecuted.
MOST vice presidents do not realize what documents they might still possess. MOST citizens have no working understanding of all that a vice president is tasked with during their term.
Biden and Pence BOTH immediately turned over discovered documents and then IMMEDIATELY initiated deeper searches where anything else that was found was IMMEDIATELY turned over.
What did the uneducated infant do again? Oh yea, he LIED about having anything, LIED about having even more of anything. Then to place icing on the cake of lies, he absolutely invented the most uneducated lie imaginable... "I declassified them with my mind".
You should investigate the definition of words before attempting to use them in sentences. But not before investigating reality vs invented fantasy. After which, look into the scathing reality that this has happened during EVERY presidential term, but has only recently come to public light directly due to the criminal actions of the former criminal stain.
The importance comes from the documents themselves. There is a reason why the stain's documents have remained a very serious issue, while nothing of real importance has been discovered within the documents discovered and turned over by Biden nor Pence.
There is intent and non-intent. Factors those born after 1990 simply can not understand, and blind worshipers intentionally refuse to accept.
Reality can never be altered nor adjusted simply by saying words.
If that were the case, TRUST ME, EVERY SINGLE blind worshiper of the former stain would currently be floating around the planet's oceans in search of a nation willing to accept them, for I have long ago stated that should be the punishment for intentional ignorance. Saying words does nothing at all to affect reality.
His body language says "I'm lying."
Steven colbert is one of my top 10 favorite people in this corrupt and cruel world. He makes me laugh till I almost can't breathe and his old show is timeless 👌 this man is a national treasure 100% he is quick witted and fast thinker of funny stuff even without teleprompter on the fly.
Really? This you found funny? He used to be awesome but something seems to be holding him back. The level of humor in this episode is non existent. Ice cream soup?
SC definitely has some of the best joke writers in the business!!!!…. And his delivery is second to none.
@@timnelson3431 ugh wtf? He was on fire 🔥 😂
Him and his team 😄
@@timnelson3431 I found it very "funny". I feel for mooks that can't understand that comedy addresses difficult issues in topical situations.
His George Santos is Edward G. Robinson 😂
I must say that it is very disturbing that the National Archives doesn't keep more accurate accounting of our classified documents...
You are under a misapprehension regarding the origins and handling of classified documents - that does not start with the NA, it _finishes_ with the NA.
Man, it's scary how quickly and fully he transforms into Bernie.
His accent and mannerisms are so....Bernie!
Wow!! That musical interlude at the end of Stephen’s monologue was fire! Props to that horn player !!
I'm pretty sure they were playing fire on the mountain, no horns normally in it but im sure you can find someone who covers it with brass instruments
I was just about to post the same. Who is that guy?
That's John Lampley. He also plays in the Wongnotes with Cory Wong
"Okay, George! You asked for it!"
I’m starting to worry that I have classified documents somewhere I don’t know about. 😱
“Not so much a handbook, more like a no handbook 😂😂😂 you pulled that on out, got a good grip, the rhythm and beat was perfect. Respect.
I exploded with laughter upon hearing that joke.
I knew Stephen would come through in the clutch!
Good grief. If that’s not enough to eradicate any shred of credibility for an organization, nothing is.
Dear Staff at The Late Show, please have someone in the band make the invisible prop drops sounds for Steven, Like John Baptist did. Thank you. I can tell he misses it.
I agree! Didn’t Jon have to train the new guy? 🎉
He’s doing a great job, just need some sounds for Steven!
Hes done it a few times but it seems like he either forgets or has chosen to discontinue it
Yes, please! I hate it when it's missed and it's so noticeable
That drummer could do it!!
actually that was very annoying!
Excellent reporting.
George Santos: Don't trust her. Epic
I swear to god, the more I hear of the proud boys the more I am convinced they are virgins
Angry virgins 😂
Apparently per the "book" at least once a month with something....
They're like a troop of scouts raised as incels!
They better be, they're just boys after all. Their "scout leaders" who lead them in their moral singing... They groom them right.
My local library keeps better track of their documents then the government does. Sad! The state of our government would be laughable if it weren’t so dangerous for all of us.
This one is CLASSIC, Stephen!
I will give a clap AFTER they are, actually, sentenced TWENTY YEARS!!!
Stay tuned for the Pawn Stars episode with Chumlee calling in an expert to determine if the classified documents the person brought in are real.
"Best I can do is 12 bucks..."
Pawn Stars should get an expert to determine if George Santos is real.
@@truthillinois6397 yeah but Rush Limbaugh is dead…..😅
🤣🤣
Don't be surprised if Santos claims that assassin in question was Lee Harvey Oswald.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephens “Bernie” is beyond on point 😂😂😂😂 the fingers, the lean, the voice. NAILED IT
Nailed it👍the George Santos was flawless.
Freakin knocked it out the park today. Going to be giggling all day in the office. Thank you Stephen.
-Andy Singer
“Space formerly devoted to human beings is now devoted to cars. Whenever I look at a highway or parking lot, I consider what formerly existed on the land it now occupies and what could exist.”
Stephen Colbert is so talented
Love how pence is shaking his head yes while he is saying 'Uh, I did not '! Lmao! Those are exactly the things that people who judge body language look for in search of Truth!
Comedians will lift their game with Santos because he has become fair game.
In their defense, it is kinda hard to get to that part of the Handbook with all the pages stuck together...
Considering that they are the group of people who don’t t wash their own assholes in case they feel a twinge of pleasure which they think will turn them into raging homosexuals, it’s safe to assume they can’t pleasure themselves, even if they tried.
Indeed. LOL.
The Jailhouse Rock riff! Brilliant byplay between Cato and Colbert.
I feel so blessed to know real men. Proud Boys...shame
Wow! The writers outdid themselves today! Give them a raise!
You can support them by donating directly to the DNC because that's who they're really working for.
@@colsonchambers6412 How does one become such a sad person as you?
@@FutureChaosTV I keep seeing Stephen Colbert's shill monologues on my TH-cam front page alongside of Kimmel's. It's easy to get sad when American's actually pay attention to those 2 idiots.
@@colsonchambers6412 what does the DNC have to do with anything? He’s covering facts that are hilarious. If you find those facts inconvenient, feel like a perpetual hypocrite, and take these jokes personal, perhaps you should consider evaluating circumstances objectively instead of being a cheerleader for the indefensible. Explain George Santos. Is he a liar regardless of political party, or do you have some mental gymnastics you deliver because he happens to have labeled himself a Republican?
@@JimmieFulton Stephen Colbert is a democrat shill that's what it has to do with it. He's a complete hypocrite. He isn't covering facts - he's covering the news as he see fits, as he's paid to do just like CNN, Fox, etc. He went from Trump being a Traitor and needs to be locked up for those documents (that he declassified) to "Biden didn't know, he gave them back".. Point is, Biden shouldn't have had them to begin with. I know you're being intentionally dishonest but you people need to try harder.. The Colbert show is almost dead last in late night "comedy". I'm just getting tired of seeing this shill on my TH-cam front-page. As for George Santos, I don't know about him, I really don't care. I don't blindly follow people like you do.