Presidents Know Who Is Coming To Dinner | A Hot New Herschel Walker Scandal

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  • The former president claims he didn’t recognize a known white supremacist who tagged along when Kanye West visited Mar-a-Lago, and Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker still claims his Texas home as his primary residence. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    Well. America _has_ been suffering from electile dysfunction. 😁

    • @jongmod9440
      @jongmod9440 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      VERY pun y! But very true! 😔

    • @seymourbutts4654
      @seymourbutts4654 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the side effects are sedition treason and severe headaches

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ba-dum tish!
      but also - nice one 😀

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially since Covid.

    • @eliassalcedo5229
      @eliassalcedo5229 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mushroom 🍄 😩

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 ปีที่แล้ว +5223

    It’s absolutely humiliating and embarrassing that Trump was at one time the President of the United States.

    • @grumpleforskin
      @grumpleforskin ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Trump was never president, it's fake news. America spent 4 years lead by Twitter and 4 chan.

    • @rrrjjj5572
      @rrrjjj5572 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      And he is trying to top that humiliation by pushing Herschel Walker on Georgia. Absolutely absurd.

    • @Tick421
      @Tick421 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success

    • @Tick421
      @Tick421 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success

    • @voixdelaraison593
      @voixdelaraison593 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@POPCORN_BRAWL It is truly embarrassing that Treasonous Trump was EVER a president of these United States. It is little consolation that Treasonous Trump is rated by Historians as the WORST president in History.

  • @InStitchesComedy
    @InStitchesComedy ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I LOVE that we are not saying his name anymore. Finally 👏🏼

    • @godisbollocks
      @godisbollocks ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's been happening for a long time on this show. Many many months, if not a year or more.

    • @InStitchesComedy
      @InStitchesComedy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@godisbollocks thats awesome, i didnt know

  • @KatieG55
    @KatieG55 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    As a nurse, his chain smoking aunt, who was a nurse, made me pee my pants from laughter! THANK YOU!

    • @lynnstlaurent6789
      @lynnstlaurent6789 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My family doctor used to smoke in his office way back when. He’s no longer with us to give you an idea of how long ago that was.

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lynnstlaurent6789 I recall that the doctors office had ashtrays in the waiting room

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lynnstlaurent6789 I remember people smoking on flying planes and at work. And yes, ashtrays everywhere. Streets full with cigarette butts and gum. Even cigarette bowls, like you would do with fruit, or some candy in the waiting room at the doctor. I wasn't born back then, but up until 1978 you could smoke in classes (here).

    • @mrroadrunner5304
      @mrroadrunner5304 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember our school having a smoking area for students!

    • @vivelaresistance3239
      @vivelaresistance3239 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of my first jobs was at a large LA hospital that had just gone smoke free. We used to sneak into the doctors lounge which was the only place where smoking was still allowed.

  • @anakamarvelous
    @anakamarvelous ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Damn asking 45 to be your VP and honestly thinking that would go well? Kanye really is crazy

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      His ego is even bigger than Cheeto's, hence his spectacular recent fails re his former sponsors.

    • @billgreen1861
      @billgreen1861 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mini Skitz,
      Was there any doubt ?

    • @goodgame3374
      @goodgame3374 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      How did he not realise that would be taken as an insult. I can imagine Don's eyes popping, "no, you can be MY running mate"
      "No you"
      "Nuh uh"
      "I'm the boss of everyone"
      "No I am! you should be honoured"

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's God. He told you!

    • @jeffreycarman2185
      @jeffreycarman2185 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It was a meeting of the narcissistic minds.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain ปีที่แล้ว +384

    TFG still has Secret Service protection. There's no way he wasn't briefed and aware Fuentes was coming to dinner. His default setting is to lie.

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sure the Secret Service knew who he was, but they may not have seen that it would be a PR problem. That's the job of the advisers whom he normally ignores. He may not have as many staff now as he did in the White House, certainly not as many senior politicos.

    • @Phoenix38m
      @Phoenix38m ปีที่แล้ว +25

      TFG....The Fat Guy?

    • @adamstilwell4209
      @adamstilwell4209 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TFG.... Tiny Fugly Genitals?

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      TFG, That F**king Guy?

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Always!

  • @user-ej8uh3lb9o
    @user-ej8uh3lb9o ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Herschel Walker bit was on point 🙈 What an embarrassment for Georgia and our country.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was standing next to Ted freaking Cruz...🤮

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@lenawagenfuehr53 Crazies tend to flock together.

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Stephen the monologue was hilarious as usual, many thanks to you and your writers. But a gold star is awarded for singing "All I want for Christmas."
    It's was wonderful.
    And done without a teleprompter, too

    • @thefly373
      @thefly373 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow. Your idea of humor is pretty old fashioned. Try Ricky Gervais. Now he's a comedic genius.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thefly373 Why are you here?

    • @thefly373
      @thefly373 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freya8133 Guess I was hoping for something funny? What a mistake that was. It's shocking that Colbert has so many subscribers with his mediocre comedy and terrible delivery.

    • @randallbolt9193
      @randallbolt9193 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefly373 So Laurel and hardy or no longer funny? Marx Brothers? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? Get real. And Ricky Gervais sucks. He couldn't hold Desi Anaz's jock strap.

    • @thefly373
      @thefly373 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randallbolt9193 You sound old. The limitations of comedy in that era is entertaining at least, and maybe that's what Colbert's going for. He failed. Failed miserably. If you can already guess the punchline before he says it, then it's no longer comedy. If he doesn't tell a compelling story, then it's not entertainment for most people. Why he doesn't joke about Biden, with golden raw material, is bizarre too.

  • @AndyM_323YYY
    @AndyM_323YYY ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I am shocked to discover strangers can turn up unannounced at Mar a Lago, the nations repository of top secret documents.

    • @MicheleEngel
      @MicheleEngel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They DON’T show up unannounced. Don’t believe a damn thing T**** says unless he’s confessing to a crime. He has Secret Service there, and you bet they check out anyone who wants to meet with him. There is no such thing as an “unexpected” guest about whom the former POTUS knows nothing.

    • @terryreynolds200
      @terryreynolds200 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is mind bending. Maybe the Intelligence Organizations in the US should shut it down .

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@terryreynolds200, we're working on it.

    • @melissa7041
      @melissa7041 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a golf course you sheeple

    • @AndyM_323YYY
      @AndyM_323YYY ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@melissa7041 I stand corrected: its the nation's Top Secret Document repository and a golf course. The two being entirely compatible. ROFL.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    Herschel has done a great job convincing me not to vote for the GQP for the rest of my life.

    • @HowlingWolf518
      @HowlingWolf518 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ... Took me literally half a minute to realize the Q wasn't a typo.

    • @VerenicruzX
      @VerenicruzX ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If i was in Georgia id vote for him just to have that stain on the GOP and listen to him fail to speak for 6 years

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, because no Democrats have EVER been involved in sex scandals. LOL.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Iran-Contra did it for me.
      I was 9.

    • @loki6626
      @loki6626 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      At least Herschel is addressing America's vampire problem.
      Biden never says a word on the subject.

  • @edc8657
    @edc8657 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I didn't know I needed Stephen Colbert to sing to me...but I 100% needed that.

  • @YesJustice
    @YesJustice ปีที่แล้ว +7

    hahahah😂🤣😂 This man made me laugh with his singing towards the end....I love you Stephen❤❤

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Herschel: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the dumbest of them all?
    Mirror: My previous owner was a vampire and even he was able to see the obvious.

    • @sambarris9843
      @sambarris9843 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Was the previous owner killed by a werewolf?

    • @hospicedragon96
      @hospicedragon96 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🥁

    • @ihcterra4625
      @ihcterra4625 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not sure he could tell the difference.

    • @hospicedragon96
      @hospicedragon96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sambarris9843 🥁

    • @grumpleforskin
      @grumpleforskin ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And after the erection he will pay for a abortion and send a nice get well card.

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie ปีที่แล้ว +531

    There is something deeply unsettling about Cruz and Graham flanking Walker for Walker's own interview...

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Handlers.

    • @Phoenix38m
      @Phoenix38m ปีที่แล้ว +23

      just "something" ? lololol...that's about as "something" as wondering if diving into a pool that someone to forgot to fill might be a teensy bit unhealthy ;)

    • @gl15col
      @gl15col ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@marshwetland3808 And see what a great job they did, sadly 3 losers don't make 1 winner.

    • @jimhays2772
      @jimhays2772 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lindsay was cleverly pulling the puppet strings

    • @Kuid4or3
      @Kuid4or3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      When you have to babysit your Guy for the Race, that really looks good...

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Stephen legitimately has a beautiful singing voice and excellent vocal control.

  • @gal1885
    @gal1885 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stephen with the voice of an angel 😇 That was amazing

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Whenever the Lardfather claims he doesn't know you and has never heard of you before, he knows AND has heard of you. Because that's the same excuse he used for every porn star who had spanked him with a rolled-up Newsweek with his face on the cover.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Okay, Lardfather. That's a new one. I like it.

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@marshwetland3808 I LOVE it! Love ALL the late night monologues but always have a soft spot for Colbert bc I'm from Chicago & Stephen is an "adoptive native" of my city! We love him here! These monologues are great medicine to laugh at the many deranged people doing deranged things! Picturing the Legend in his own Mind hearing Ye say he could be his VP is just priceless! Really needed that laugh! Thanks Stephen!

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And peed on him in the process.

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deborahwilson4684 So you must love Cecily Strong who was born and raised in the Chicago environs.

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It almost makes me nostalgic for the era up to about 13 years ago, when Republicans could lie convincingly.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I wonder if Mike Pence's book also comes WITHOUT a spine!

    • @hospicedragon96
      @hospicedragon96 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🥁

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean the guy who stood up to Trump and was threatened with violence? That guy with no spine?

    • @Creative-Chaos
      @Creative-Chaos ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you see the meme about Mike Pence, his book, and the cover w/out a spine.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnbrowne3950
      He didn’t stand up to trump; he did his damn job. The fact it took him this long to even utter this milquetoast response just shows he’s nowhere near leadership quality

    • @kathleenscullion8348
      @kathleenscullion8348 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😆😆😆😆!

  • @jessicageorge9136
    @jessicageorge9136 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    What a lovely treat to hear Stephen singing! Thank you for continuing to bring happiness into our households

    • @uis999
      @uis999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya but at the same time I dont like him tempting me to actually like that damn christmas song! Rofl

    • @susancervantez3336
      @susancervantez3336 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uis999 I agree. Love Stephen, but nothing will make me like that freakin'' song!! I can't listen to the radio at Christmastime anymore, also because of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Jeez, just put a bullet in me now!!! 😵‍💫🙀👎

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:14 - That moment when you are reminded that you miss Jon Batiste's piano keys as Stephen puts away imaginary objects...

    • @LPike-kh4dt
      @LPike-kh4dt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I miss seeing Jon Batiste. I hope he and his wife are doing well.

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LPike-kh4dt Latest news on Jon Batiste is that he will be serenading French President Emmanuel Macron during his state visit at the White House. So he seems to be doing fine.
      I haven't read any new news about Suleika's condition, but my heart goes out to her for strength to combat her cancer. I hope she's writing well in the meanwhile.

  • @calvinbonjovi
    @calvinbonjovi ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I absolutely lost it when Stephen said "fifa has an ethics committee?" Lol

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not to mention that he once said: "Watching soccer is like watching grass grow...with a bunch of soccer players in the way"

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ge2623 lmaooo actually true tho.

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was already laughing!

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it is similar to our tailbone. It doesn't really have a function anymore, even though it started out swell.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    The real scandal would be if Herschel Walker became a Senator! Can we please not make that happen?

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why not? The Democrats have AOC , Biden and Harris. Not a single functioning brain among them.

    • @bell2990
      @bell2990 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I believe he is going to lose big ❤️🥰 he ain't even trying to win😃😃

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The scary part is,that almost two million people voted for a liar,despicable being with zero integrity

    • @adamstilwell4209
      @adamstilwell4209 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@bell2990 I think he's spending more effort into becoming a werewolf than this erection. Did you know a werewolf can kill a vampire. I don't know if you know but vampires are cool dudes.

    • @tjahjadijudono1074
      @tjahjadijudono1074 ปีที่แล้ว

      That depend on the republican voter in georgia..they r the ones who self-claimed pro-life but insist doing abortions..😁

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I could just play Stephen's version of All I want for Christmas and never get tired of it!

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that Stephen just made an impromtu audience singalong strangely mesmerizing, if not beautiful?
    That guy bleeds entertainment and charisma.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I never knew an audit could take over 8 years

    • @Keallei
      @Keallei ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably because of all the significant figures.

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 ปีที่แล้ว

      There aren't and never have been laws that prevent one from voluntarily releasing their tax information. He's simply hiding behind the audit(s) as an excuse. His taxes will reveal what a greedy, lying scumbag he truly is.

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum ปีที่แล้ว

      It takes a while to manufacture crimes against people. Don't worry, Hunter and Joe have plenty of them and that will move along quickly at this point.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They had to audit all of the calories in his body. Took them 2 years for the waist alone!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr ปีที่แล้ว

      IRS was like: We were doing an audit?... guess we'd better get to work...😆😆
      Weaselburg will put donny in jail, his testimony alone plus all the years of racketeering.

  • @MareMeyer
    @MareMeyer ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "FIFA's ethics committee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love/hate how universal an understanding of the irony of that concept is. Including a country that supposedly "doesn't care" about football/soccer. 😞

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 We're huge into football over here, but soccer is only used to make the kids who weren't athletic enough to make the football team feel better. We invented "participation trophies" for everyone on the soccer team, so they all can -win- have at least one trophy. We know people in other countries only call soccer "football" because there's no one in those countries athletic enough to make an actual football team, and they need a participation trophy so they don't get all uppity and become terrorists, forcing America to smite them dead. Enjoy your World Cup Soccer, and don't worry: the USA will most likely continue to let you exist.

    • @science_bear
      @science_bear ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chonqmonk I think it’s because they prefer rugby to American football.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chonqmonk Ah, it's mostly Rugby League and AFL where I am anyway. No participation trophies there, and League is brutal.
      And I'm pretty sure the US cares zip about either 😀

  • @wintermute740
    @wintermute740 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I lived in Georgia for a couple of years in high school. I am from Ohio. One of my classmates actually asked "Is that in northern Georgia?" So yes, it is entirely possible that Herschel Walker, along with at least one of my former classmates, thinks that Texas is somewhere in the western part of the state.

  • @a.r.9530
    @a.r.9530 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Stephen never ceases to amaze me. What a flawless delivery of masterfully written jokes.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Thank You, Stephen & Crew... For making the awful things bearable...

    • @somethingcooliguess
      @somethingcooliguess ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’re referring to the ubiquitous Mariah Carey song, right?

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@somethingcooliguess Nope... About the racist a**holes in the world...

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somethingcooliguess Any more questions?

    • @violetqueen450
      @violetqueen450 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! This is the only source of news my poor battered psyche can handle anymore. Thank God for the Stephen Colbert show!

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum ปีที่แล้ว

      This current president is the most awful thing to ever happen to this country.

  • @roxannewolf7130
    @roxannewolf7130 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Your wife is one lucky woman! But, I have seen her on your show, and you , Colbert, are a very lucky man! Match made in heaven!!! Man, are you blessed! 😊

  • @rpryce2140
    @rpryce2140 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "FIFA has an Ethics Committee? Really??" Perfect!

  • @ianmusic19
    @ianmusic19 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I have been watching Colbert's nightly commentaries for years. But this has got to be the best one ever. 🤣

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, I think that every time.

    • @jefe2098
      @jefe2098 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he sucks something happens to Trump he'd be done

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a very good one. But for me, the live one on the night of January 6th is still the absolute standout.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Hershel Walker, Texas Werewolf Ranger trying to pull a Dr Oz, whom Herschel thinks is The Wizard's grandson.

  • @wetbobspongepants
    @wetbobspongepants ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey, ya gotta love that clip of Herschel Walker with tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.

  • @pangalactictuber
    @pangalactictuber ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Stephen really brought out the chromaticism of “All I Want For Christmas”. It was almost like reading sheet music - he has a good ear. (One is enough!)

  • @Gigalisk
    @Gigalisk ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "....FIFA has an ethics committee....?" LOLOLOL

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    “I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which of those three guys I’m talking about.” Solid, fucking joke.

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm surprised the sheer amount of ignorance, ego, and bigotry in one room didn't cause some sort of tear in space-time

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts!!

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok mexican

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burritodog3634 American, actually.

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexmartinez5859 mexican american

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Donnie was trying to recreate the 'Legion of Doom' villainous lair at Mar-a-lago... may good prevail over weasels!

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      More like the Legion of Dumb

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane ปีที่แล้ว

      IQ45 is still trying to create “scorched earth” to punish us for firing him.

    • @fatman957
      @fatman957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aww

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah c'mon,even Lex Luther thinks Trump is too evil for the Legion of Doom.Trump and Kanye belong in the Legion of Dumb.

  • @lauraw.7008
    @lauraw.7008 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved band member's face after you said "she brought your sister..."💖

  • @TheGruffchickJournal
    @TheGruffchickJournal ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Stephen has a fantastic voice. Record a few more Christmas songs with the band, bundle them all together, and sell them. All proceeds go the American Red Cross to help people after a major natural disaster. Or use the proceeds in the Ukraine.

  • @josefkay5013
    @josefkay5013 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    What a hilarious scene: Kanye offering Trump the vice-presidency, Trump screaming about Kanye's unelectability, and a crazy-eyed paranoid lunatic sitting there taking it all in as he stuffs breadsticks into his face.
    I always thought there was a trace of Moe Howard running through Trump's schtick, and it sounds like Mar-a-Lago verged on Stooge-level slapstick that evening.

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I REALLY would like to watch a tape of that part of the evening. I´d even pay for it.

    • @vanguard9067
      @vanguard9067 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Larry, Curly, and Moe-a-Lago?

    • @crazysc0tsman
      @crazysc0tsman ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I hope it gets repeated on the debate stage. Would be a great convincer for swing voters.

    • @michaelshanks6932
      @michaelshanks6932 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      More like the tea party from Alice in Wonderland. Did the denier get to be the Dormouse?

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love it!

  • @nyarlathotep4389
    @nyarlathotep4389 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    At this point we just wait for the next Hershel walker/Republican scandal to drop like it's a new album or pair of shoes.

    • @amil89
      @amil89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Walker is up in the recent polls, there is no hope for this country

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean like Paul Pelosi's gay lover spat...whoops he got caught again while Nancy was away.

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean like when Joe Biden called black kids roaches, on video?

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSoloAsylum try paying attention, instead of thinking up your next lame attempt.

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lizardog "Hunter is the smartest person I know" Joe Biden. I hope Joe lives long enough to see Hunter get 20 years in prison, because he is going to.

  • @JamesSmith-sl3ms
    @JamesSmith-sl3ms ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Colbert on fire again. Man I love this show!

  • @hollynordgren510
    @hollynordgren510 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Am I the only one who would love a Late Show Christmas Album??!!!

  • @eklectrikmusic
    @eklectrikmusic ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Lindsey Graham's button reads :"Run Hershel, Run!" - Maybe it's an inside Joke.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He can't run with any ideas. He's a walker, at best.

    • @williamduffy1227
      @williamduffy1227 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I saw that too and started cracking up. Miss Lindsey probably isn't even aware of it. 😆😆😆😆

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Herschel Walker makes Forrest Gump look like a genius. (Sorry Forrest)

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@p.j.m.d.1948 Forrest has another serious advantage: he's a fictional character

    • @loridancer9378
      @loridancer9378 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lindsey's is a musical badge. "🎵Run, Rabbit, Run, Rabbit Run...🎵"😉

  • @Genny-Zee
    @Genny-Zee ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Stephen actaually has a good voice!! I’m surprised he hasn’t made a Christmas album yet. SC doesn’t stand for Santa Claus, it stands for Stephen Colbert!!

    • @ernestocampos8330
      @ernestocampos8330 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He did a musical: Company.

    • @GoneTeal
      @GoneTeal ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He also did make a Christmas album/special back in his Report days

    • @emotionalsupporthipster659
      @emotionalsupporthipster659 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There is a Colbert Christmas album he did like 15 years ago. It's called "A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!" It's up on Spotify.

    • @jenniferhart559
      @jenniferhart559 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All the more amazing since he's deaf in one ear.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jenniferhart559
      Wow, I didn’t know that and yes, it does make it even more amazing. Thanks for that tidbit!! I always learn something new 😊

  • @DeborahGee
    @DeborahGee ปีที่แล้ว +40

    What a great voice you have Stephen Colbert! Every time you break into song it’s great! Tonight was extra great to hear your voice in All I Want For Christmas. I loved it! Thanks always for your humor. Happy holidays. 🎼🎉🎁🎶

  • @judeirwin2222
    @judeirwin2222 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best line of the night, “FIFA has an ethics committee ? Really?”

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The best nighttime monologue……..he should have 20 million subscribers.

    • @vc5385
      @vc5385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen Colbert does not have 20 million subscribers on TH-cam, because he goes MIA, so often...

    • @deedeeannash
      @deedeeannash ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vc5385 Johnny Carson used to work 3 days a week. What're you moaning about?

    • @amil89
      @amil89 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vc5385 or maybe because they hire the shittiest joke writers and it is complete derivative trash

  • @anjulikamins6420
    @anjulikamins6420 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Colbert is so talented. Even the singing was a pleasure.

    • @amil89
      @amil89 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too bad his joke writers completely gave up.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@amil89
      Don’t watch. Easy!!

    • @Pro24zach
      @Pro24zach ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dozzer009 but we agree… he is talented this is a good show,.. but the writers of every late night show seem to all make the same jokes about the same subjects every night… I only watch this and the daily show now, but even they had pretty much these same jokes on the same subjects… just expand their joke writing minds and maybe stop making everything in our world about the big orange tool bag named Donald Trump. Why wont he say his name still? its gotten weird.

    • @Pro24zach
      @Pro24zach ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dozzer009
      sorry you’re right, I’ll unfollow this channel and stop watch the tonight show too.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amil89 what show were you watching? Colbert's writers are on.

  • @renees.6614
    @renees.6614 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stephen singing gave me life!!! 🤩

  • @aleccopile
    @aleccopile ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:40 Stephen actually has a lovely singing voice 👍. I remember when he sang "Falling in Love Is Wonderful" with Anna Kendrick, I was surprised how good it sounded. He should record a Christmas album.

  • @pibyte
    @pibyte ปีที่แล้ว +330

    The world is broken but Stephen singing with audience healed my soul.

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the one person in the one place where he wouldn't have things thrown at him for howling out that awful cant.

    • @thomasdones4208
      @thomasdones4208 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are betting your a kareoke star...lol

    • @heintz256
      @heintz256 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

  • @Mike_Jones281
    @Mike_Jones281 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "THIS ERECTION IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE" ~ H. Walker

  • @ceceliavoss9174
    @ceceliavoss9174 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was an excellent monolog! 😂

  • @barbaraslater6507
    @barbaraslater6507 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    As a Canadian with family in the U.S., every time I think there are few sane people left in the U.S. I watch Stephen Colbert. He and his audience lift my spirits. It makes me think there must be more. Hopefully, a majority.

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are watching the end of the democratic party, enjoy.

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't tell people your a Canadian, while suggesting you want more democrats like Stephen Colbert, that's embarrassing to the rest of us, that's like saying you want more of Justin Trudeau and don't nobody want that.

    • @leonessity
      @leonessity ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Greetings from a west coast canuck! There is a study that shows people who watch the Colbert show are more educated and up to date with the politics at any given time, than people who watched or read the daily news. I've noticed that whole lot of us northies watch Colbert, while too few 'mercs could be bothered. Maybe we should try taking over down there, eh? lol

    • @salortiz6548
      @salortiz6548 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s an audience of sea lions.

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There are plenty of us.

  • @kathysorsoleil5448
    @kathysorsoleil5448 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    My sides hurt from laughing. Thank You!!!

  • @kidtroll9
    @kidtroll9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Steven can sing!!! He has a natural vibrato, who knew?

  • @Sanjidadipu
    @Sanjidadipu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No one is going to talk about Stephen's singing? He was great!!!!

  • @sarahschouveller1993
    @sarahschouveller1993 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Stephen truly has a beautiful singing voice! I know this, yet it takes me by surprise every time he sings on the show.

  • @gwen6453
    @gwen6453 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hahaha “FIFA has an ethics committee!”
    and what a Christmas song!

  • @DataJanitor
    @DataJanitor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A capella from Colbert almost brought me to tears. 🥲

  • @joenalewabau9589
    @joenalewabau9589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Noticed how Graham’s head turned immediately to look at him when he heard the word erection. That was good.

    • @terryreynolds200
      @terryreynolds200 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do declare! Well, I never! (Clutching his pearls!)

  • @karinwolf3645
    @karinwolf3645 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You notice how the two next to hershal immediately looked at him when he said that and later tried to say they didn't notice? 🤔😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😻😻😎😎💋

  • @deltazero4685
    @deltazero4685 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Steven’s got a pretty nice singing voice! What a treat!

  • @Angel-eq9tq
    @Angel-eq9tq ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Always a pleasure to hear Stephen sing.

  • @aliciagreen5411
    @aliciagreen5411 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Singing along with Stephen at six am this morning was lovely ❤️

  • @CFAweiss
    @CFAweiss ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I enjoy Stephen’s rendition of “All I want for Christmas” the most 😎👍

  • @time2livelife
    @time2livelife ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which one of those 3 guys I’m talking about.” 😂

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so did ye bring the white supremacist with him (Con-ye??) or did donny invite them both to solicit money and support? (or have some fun at their expense).
      trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel now...

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a keeper👏👏

    • @lisamessiana1032
      @lisamessiana1032 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ALL OF THEM!!!

    • @davidjames38589
      @davidjames38589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Candidate for best line of the monologue!

  • @MattHudsonAtx
    @MattHudsonAtx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "*she* brought your sister" DYIN HERE

  • @mariejoseehuot9309
    @mariejoseehuot9309 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is all so so funny but all so so sad at the same time.

  • @edwinnakamura1726
    @edwinnakamura1726 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    I like presidents who don’t invite anti Semitic racists to dinner and acts he wasn’t aware!!

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can you imagine koonye being president and trump being his vice president?...trump would do what koonye did to taylor swift but at the first state of the union address..He'd grab the mic and say,excuse me koonye I'm going to let you finish but I think trump/pence had the greatest presidency of all time 😂😂

    • @P.Kenney
      @P.Kenney ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pipedown1246 Racist comment by a racist lib!

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why weren’t the Kuschners invited? I’m sure the conversation would have been....interesting

    • @michelejohnson1001
      @michelejohnson1001 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A real president wouldn't ever think of that

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What must the Secret Service think?

  • @pippogriffthegreat7003
    @pippogriffthegreat7003 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Steven out here spitting facts, serenading, and making me snort laugh like a champ 🤣

    • @melissa7041
      @melissa7041 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean bahhhhh like a good little sheeple

    • @a.s.4601
      @a.s.4601 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melissa7041 Yes. You are not clever.

  • @derheadbanger9039
    @derheadbanger9039 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't expect to be forced to listen to "All I want for Christmas" for the first time this year on LSSC! I hope to be spared from "Last Christmas".🎶

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still voted for REPUBLICANA is beyond hope

    • @hanzgerberpresents
      @hanzgerberpresents ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As opposed to what's transpiring now?

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@hanzgerberpresents Yes. As long as trump breathes air.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@hanzgerberpresents what's transpiring now, Hanzy? Iz da Gerber baby not happy?

    • @julesbower762
      @julesbower762 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Any vote, for any Republican, for any reason, is an act of treason.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @susan ruthroff
      Baby Shart
      Poop your pants, do do do do do do
      Wave little hands, do do do do do do
      Give senseless commands, do do do dumb
      Time for change, you're sphincter's going numb
      Now you poop out of your mouth
      Fake tan, bigot the south
      Can't walk a ramp, it's the gout
      Can no longer lie or fake your way out
      Macho man, do do do do do do
      Support the Klan, do do do do do do
      Your evil plan, do do do do do do
      Might as well bury your head in sand
      You can't dance, you can't sing
      Only fear and hatred do you bring
      You can't lead, only be a boss
      Only salads do you toss
      Ignorance, do do do do do
      Hang Mike Pence, do do do do do
      Insurrect, do do do do do do
      Watch all the immigrants climb your fence

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    “I’m your host Stephen Colbert.”
    Best host ever.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1.Carson 2.Lettermam 3.O'Brien 4.Gutfeld 5. Leno

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnbrowne3950
      1: Carson
      2: Letterman
      3: Ferguson

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Washougalite1 You're right. I forgot Ferguson.

    • @amil89
      @amil89 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even fucking close especially with these horribly written 'jokes'
      Cable TV has become absolute trash

    • @AlexandarHullRichter
      @AlexandarHullRichter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hostus Mostus: Stephen Colbert.
      Oliver can be second best.

  • @JaneDoe-em7zi
    @JaneDoe-em7zi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I didn't know Stephen could sing. 🥰

  • @nancyradford8166
    @nancyradford8166 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Brilliant as usual, Stephen!

  • @Stiffdistantandweird
    @Stiffdistantandweird ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I wake up every morning and pronounce…”THIS IS THE PEOPLE’S ERECTION!”

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but do the people really want it, my guy?
      ;-)

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does that mean he only has an erection once every 4 yrs?

    • @williamduffy1227
      @williamduffy1227 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They asked a Chinese politician if he had elections. He said "Yes! Every morning!"

    • @Stiffdistantandweird
      @Stiffdistantandweird ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 the exit polling is looking pretty good right now

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Stiffdistantandweird well as long as your numbers are good then I guess you stand in line for some commendation 😀

  • @sharronmainor
    @sharronmainor ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you SO much for singing to us! Happy holidays to you and yours!

  • @atlpeach6852
    @atlpeach6852 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stephen singing was everything!!!! ❤

  • @dr.velmasablan3611
    @dr.velmasablan3611 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Stephen, you are so BAD, irreverent, and I just love it. Thank you for being comic relief during this craziness going on in our beloved country.

    • @230608grace
      @230608grace ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything right is now wrong and everything wrong is now right. We are going down the toilet. Wait until they change the Supreme Court. We are finished!!!!!!

  • @tripodthreefoot2268
    @tripodthreefoot2268 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Thank you Stephen for carry your show at a time when most people are still on Thanksgiving leave, it's timely and needed since most Late Night Show went mute during the pandemic, those laughter in a live studio is like therapy

    • @unseeliesidhegoddess
      @unseeliesidhegoddess ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know absolutely no one who is still on Thanksgiving break. Must be nice!

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      These garbage shows being mute during the so called pandemic was probably the best part about it

  • @TheThird1977
    @TheThird1977 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As soon as "... complained to FIFA's ethics committee" flashed up, you just know we all though the same thing and laughed heartily when Stephen fulfilled the prophecy.

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a perfect way to begin the Christmas season. Thank you for singing!

  • @c016smith52
    @c016smith52 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    MAGA EGOT and "He said, Ye said" both got me cracking up 😂😂

  • @hidinginsight1879
    @hidinginsight1879 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Big Island viewer here - Mahalo nui loa for the mention! Aloooooooooooha!

  • @peterjamesfoote3964
    @peterjamesfoote3964 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Sing along with Stephen, the family show we need for the holiday season!

  • @mikeysalais1313
    @mikeysalais1313 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Notably his best monologue this season. Fantastic! timing - graphics - setups everything. Loved it. I don't usually re-watch, but this one.......

  • @Dbeckdesign68
    @Dbeckdesign68 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks, now that f*cking song is gonna be in my head all night. Good grief.

  • @jessicaandrew9374
    @jessicaandrew9374 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Damn wasn't expecting his singing voice to be so on point 🤣

  • @JynxieTheMermaid
    @JynxieTheMermaid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nicely sung Stephen!

  • @neilhodgkinson2531
    @neilhodgkinson2531 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Warnock’s gonna have some stiff competition in the run-offs..

    • @kathryntanner9796
      @kathryntanner9796 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please, just one run-off to get rid of Herschel. That's torment enough.

    • @monaestrada6256
      @monaestrada6256 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewweisel438
    @andrewweisel438 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Aloha from the big island baby!🎉 no ash in Pahoa

  • @zorohibiki
    @zorohibiki ปีที่แล้ว +98

    if you ever feel useless remember that fifa has an ethics committee

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆🤣🤣

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All of FIFA's ignorance towards blatant human rights violations, the rampant corruption and the nepotism aside... At least they have some humour, LOL.. The "FIFA Ethics Commitee"... I am still LMAO😂😂😂

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@florete2310 I would like to be on committee. ......free pay check! Just ignore all the Qatari slave labor.

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they have an ethics committee, what the hell is the tournament doing being played in Qatar?

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well yeah, how would they know THE most unethical things they could do without a committee to tell them what ethics is?

  • @karmz1986
    @karmz1986 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank you for the serenade @Stephen Colbert 😍

  • @AmberCmagee
    @AmberCmagee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen has a beautiful singing voice

  • @tfcooks
    @tfcooks ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Word has it Lindsey left that photo shoot with Walker pregnant.

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one!🤣🤣🤣

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @marciaroy2096
    @marciaroy2096 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No idea his voice was so beautiful!!

  • @Angie-sk4th
    @Angie-sk4th ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, who would've guessed Stephen Colbert has a great singing voice! 😍🤩