We're NOT Eating Peanuts

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  • @ethan
    @ethan  5 ปีที่แล้ว +43001

    1: im very sorry that my camera decided to focus on the containers and not our faces
    2: can we hit 1 billion likes.
    thank you

    • @midnightqueen6531
      @midnightqueen6531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

      Absolutely, let's get this peanut free butter gamers

    • @darkerbit
      @darkerbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

      "CAN WE HIT 1 BILLION LIKES?" *smashes Ethan's entire allergic lifeforce*

    • @grace2550
      @grace2550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      well lads u heard the man

    • @cosmicitee8610
      @cosmicitee8610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Sup Heapass

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Me over here very worried.....but you'll not die!! *hides behind a chair* Is everything ok?

  • @emillievenus
    @emillievenus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5402

    "if your channel DIED"
    "the chance... is high"
    [sweats nervously in unus annus]

    • @literallyjustreilly
      @literallyjustreilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      SAME OMG IM WATCHING THESE VIDEOS TO FILL THE V O I D

    • @ra_mry3062
      @ra_mry3062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@literallyjustreilly SAME

    • @Maks-dq6yh
      @Maks-dq6yh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@literallyjustreilly same

    • @favoredexistentialcrisis5881
      @favoredexistentialcrisis5881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      18:27 "I will be starting a second channel" *cries in unus annus*

    • @gaiamarie254
      @gaiamarie254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME

  • @ummjoe
    @ummjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9108

    Mark in 2019: $84 is too much for peanut butter substitutes
    Mark in 2020: I spent $600 on *flashlights*

    • @LoMonke
      @LoMonke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Ethan 2019: I spent $600 on sex toys

    • @arandomvillager488
      @arandomvillager488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      They all said world's strongest he had to test it out

    • @zippitybopumdotupbum7740
      @zippitybopumdotupbum7740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LoMonke I require answers

    • @ilikeaxolotlsc9000
      @ilikeaxolotlsc9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@zippitybopumdotupbum7740 unus annus :)

    • @Mariah-tq4ut
      @Mariah-tq4ut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ethan 2020: my therapist made me cry saying I am proud of myself
      Also Eef: THE MOST PROUD VODEO EVER COOKING WITH SEX TOYS

  • @rubie4617
    @rubie4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4819

    "if I die, then I can sue a company. :D" - Ethan 2019

    • @marswithtrees
      @marswithtrees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I'm glad he's determined to sue a company in the afterlife 😂

    • @rubie4617
      @rubie4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@marswithtrees glad he has his goals set out for himself

    • @electra2731
      @electra2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rubie makes sense :D

    • @weirdo_2814
      @weirdo_2814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The “ :D “ got me

    • @chriscoughs5774
      @chriscoughs5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Famous last words.*

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    "If I die, I can sue a company!"
    Well, no, *YOU* can't
    Also saying "I'm Mark, peanut butter expert!" with Ethan by his side is almost like saying "I'm Mark, master assassin!"

    • @artemisthefoul7597
      @artemisthefoul7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      your pfp made me cry. FUCK

    • @randomuser9201
      @randomuser9201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s what I was thinking 😂 how would he know which one he reacted to?

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6594

    This is literally just an Unus Annus vid without the existential crisis

    • @sophieceleste4771
      @sophieceleste4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Are you sure about that? 8:34

    • @sarahadesert2103
      @sarahadesert2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Corporate needs you to find the difference between this and an unus annus video

    • @sarahadesert2103
      @sarahadesert2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Also. 12:32

    • @remisan7214
      @remisan7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      lack of existential crisis? ethan is a foot away from a line of butters that can kill him and can have reactions from Just 1/500th of a peanut,

    • @magpiem0th
      @magpiem0th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      0:34 he already mentions death

  • @rachelelizabeth4921
    @rachelelizabeth4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5916

    The fact that Mark says he has almond butter at his house for when Ethan comes over is so wholesome!

    • @mementomori8922
      @mementomori8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Imagine if He accidentaly switched the jars tho 😳

    • @masondefrisco4191
      @masondefrisco4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I didn't even thinking about that aww

    • @literallyanangrymoose7717
      @literallyanangrymoose7717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Take care of the homies, y'know?

    • @Ladybugg4099
      @Ladybugg4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Add a little peanut butter inside that and you got yourself some poison

    • @RisingPHNX27
      @RisingPHNX27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I WAS THE 1 THOUSANDTH LIKE THAT WAS SO COOL Also yes very wholesome :D

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3765

    _Unus Annus: Episode Zero_

    • @CurledRuby85
      @CurledRuby85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      The pilot episode

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CurledRuby85 I was about to comment that xD

    • @ollow_is_sad5373
      @ollow_is_sad5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And Markiplier Makes was the original series, then they revived it-

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ollow_is_sad5373 That would make Unus Annus “The Lost Season”.

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DarkDashV6 it would be really low if people start selling them. Not because the whole “defeating the purpose of the concept”, but mostly because they would be selling something they didn’t made thus they don’t own.

  • @amatanata
    @amatanata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    I wanna assume when Ethan Called, marks just like “hey Amy, heading out to Ethan. We’re gonna eat peanut butter together!”
    Amy - “isn’t he allergic to it?!”
    Mark - “yeah!….. it’ll be great!”

    • @kitzke6502
      @kitzke6502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The fact that that probably actually happened is really funny 🤣🤣

    • @hunter-hero-girl1987
      @hunter-hero-girl1987 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I can see it so clearly 😂 🤣

  • @enyapnamme7907
    @enyapnamme7907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4422

    "when i eat a sunflower,"
    *imagines mark stuffing sunflower petals in his mouth*

    • @mark_1076
      @mark_1076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Now I can't stop laughing 😂
      Edit: I can not believe I wrote stuff instead of stop. I'm such an idiot

    • @timtam9758
      @timtam9758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I actually laughed

    • @kaitlinathanasakis9321
      @kaitlinathanasakis9321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Petals???

    • @enyapnamme7907
      @enyapnamme7907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harriet Markham haa thank you

    • @parsaghorbani20
      @parsaghorbani20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the sound affects video with Matthias and Tyler and wade

  • @lispyboy7597
    @lispyboy7597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    "And I took away your EpiPens? Yea, I've thought about it-"
    Uh, Mark-

    • @CutestMaximus
      @CutestMaximus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I read this right after he said that.

    • @meganfreelove1551
      @meganfreelove1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm concerned

    • @unhiddencynic6667
      @unhiddencynic6667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lispy Boy yes I was thing the samething like ok Mark

    • @jaidynhalling2162
      @jaidynhalling2162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He said it so fast in response too

    • @ApolloStar
      @ApolloStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thats some true friendship tho.

  • @mandrake7305
    @mandrake7305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    17:40
    "We Actually Have Some, Just In Case So We Don't Kill You"
    Aww

    • @nathanh.9767
      @nathanh.9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      IKR mark doesn’t want to kill his boy 🥺

    • @blueberryman8975
      @blueberryman8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yes that was adorable :3

    • @SarahDaWolfYT
      @SarahDaWolfYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That was super sweet,,

    • @bllagrce7690
      @bllagrce7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      SarahDaWolf YT UNUS UNUS UNUS UNUS

    • @mister6599
      @mister6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tsk tsk tsk you silly goose it goes Annus annus.

  • @ezzalongford9097
    @ezzalongford9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    Heres a little story:
    I am fatally allergic to peanuts like Ethan, and I've been hospitalised from it twice because of my grandmother. She thinks that giving me peanuts in my food will build up a tolerance against it, so she has secretly put peanuts in a sandwich or something.
    I am no longer allowed to visit my grandparents without my parents with mw

    • @naan000
      @naan000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      i hate people like that. People who think people with allergies are just being picky and "oh just try one, don't be so fussy!" should be on a list, i feel like that's attempted murder

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's terrible

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it happens again you can press charges and you should. Maybe having a police officer handcuff her will scare her out of trying to kill you

    • @csyyyr
      @csyyyr ปีที่แล้ว

      SUE HER OMFG

    • @Jack-er1sc
      @Jack-er1sc ปีที่แล้ว +60

      is that not illegal? like... manslaughter, at least?

  • @SuperPlushBasket
    @SuperPlushBasket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4885

    This is the prequel to Unus Annus.

    • @Spaceghost0
      @Spaceghost0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes

    • @imtittys2890
      @imtittys2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Also Markiplier makes

    • @galekenig9907
      @galekenig9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's literally what I was thinking

    • @p4nd3m0n1um
      @p4nd3m0n1um 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Accurate

    • @AlyxDG
      @AlyxDG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      puffer boiii
      This came after a bunch of Markiplier Makes videos.

  • @furiouscash3313
    @furiouscash3313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3905

    Nobody:
    Mark: “Say your channel died...”
    2020: Unus Annus

    • @ra_mry3062
      @ra_mry3062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I JUST COMMENTED THIS💀💀

    • @DJ-do6ju
      @DJ-do6ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      At 9:03 I expected to hear : ARE YOU CLOSE

    • @sydneyrheanne8352
      @sydneyrheanne8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Memento Mori ⌛️

    • @Infinitynova
      @Infinitynova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Momento mori

    • @daphneramirez2415
      @daphneramirez2415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao i noticed that toooo ... im sad now

  • @Collo2101
    @Collo2101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2497

    Mark: “Yeah I’ve thought about it”
    Ethan: *run*

    • @glowinthedarkzombie
      @glowinthedarkzombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wtf is that little dude on your think

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@glowinthedarkzombie They're a sponsor of Ethan's channel and we get little icons at the side of our name depending on how long we've done it.

    • @glowinthedarkzombie
      @glowinthedarkzombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eaglefan2569 OHHJJHHH OKAY

    • @tearfilledrum
      @tearfilledrum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Collo2101 SAIL!

    • @mads8301
      @mads8301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im feeling a little unsafe

  • @theoneandonlymr.d
    @theoneandonlymr.d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    U/A's remains:
    -This
    -Markiplier Makes
    -I bought the world's brightest flashlight (by Markiplier)
    -Del Monte is dead to me (by Markiplier)
    -I have a confession to make... (by Markiplier)

    • @lex.is.ordinary
      @lex.is.ordinary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Also Mark “eating” Takis

    • @HeartMemory93
      @HeartMemory93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      -Safety Gadgets test

    • @thehunt-ev8jy
      @thehunt-ev8jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Marks - unus annus post mortem

    • @melteddoritos3990
      @melteddoritos3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also the videos of mark and Ethan playing Mario kart (I forgot the title)

    • @snickerdoodledragon
      @snickerdoodledragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Memento Mori
      (Mork and Eef)

  • @ArcaneEclipse
    @ArcaneEclipse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    “Maybe if I die I can sue a company for false claims” me *sweats* I don’t think you can sue when you’re dead

    • @brettturner5101
      @brettturner5101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Arcane Eclipse he can do a Sueance like in South Park

    • @kiaraegoober
      @kiaraegoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brett Turner a what

    • @brettturner5101
      @brettturner5101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiara C. It’s how you sue the dead or when you’re dead it’s suing someone with a seance

    • @brettturner5101
      @brettturner5101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiara C. You can probably find a clip of it on TH-cam haha

    • @brettturner5101
      @brettturner5101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Purple • Seal it’s a joke from South Park... thanks for the needless explanation though!

  • @fool9711
    @fool9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    It’s almost like a little piece of unus annus is still with us..

    • @gaiamarie254
      @gaiamarie254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Indeed.memento mori 🖤🤍

    • @hahafishands6637
      @hahafishands6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Honestly tho 🖤🤍

    • @thepricklybin
      @thepricklybin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yep 🤍🖤

    • @urmomsman7
      @urmomsman7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes.. 🖤🤍

    • @Rowlerdoe
      @Rowlerdoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This video was made before unus annus existed, but still yes.

  • @SmallKatas
    @SmallKatas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3488

    This video: *is over a year old*
    Unus Annus fans after November 14: Yes, perfect content.

    • @haleylampley1056
      @haleylampley1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yes.

    • @xoch3rry
      @xoch3rry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Momento mori 😔

    • @keepyoursins
      @keepyoursins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@xoch3rry *memento

    • @daisy_blues
      @daisy_blues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I DIDNT EXPECT TO BE *C A L L E D OUT* LIKE THIS TODAY

    • @xoch3rry
      @xoch3rry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keepyoursins oh whoops didn't realize I spelt it wrong sorry

  • @Egg_Sandwich1
    @Egg_Sandwich1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Crankdad: “Ethan is allergic to peanuts why would I have peanut butter in my house”
    Crankpa: “Yeah but I want peanut butter”

  • @nicolebrazina8982
    @nicolebrazina8982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5224

    Just the idea of Ethan randomly texting Mark and saying hey wanna come over and eat some nut butters is hilarious

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Imagining Mark's reaction to that text is pretty fun too!

    • @peridotasadeadbritishmonar7924
      @peridotasadeadbritishmonar7924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix I honestly feel like he didn't even bat an eye lmfao.

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ethan: "Hey, pretty boy. Wanna try lick some 🥜? They're not really peanuts. 😘"
      Mark: "🤔🤔🤔"

    • @faithfuluniverse6722
      @faithfuluniverse6722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It would be funnier if he had Justin's Nut Butter... It's an actual thing, thank me later.

    • @breverse4801
      @breverse4801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2,000th liker. You're welcome.

  • @ipek227
    @ipek227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4427

    This is a proto-Unus Annus episode.

    • @vodkasvoice
      @vodkasvoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Except that Ethan is acting like a functional human instead of an infant in man form. Then again, he also isn't being exposed to concepts like the pee sauna and two older men trying to pour hot wax all over his body.

    • @24sofia
      @24sofia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It's the pilot episode

    • @AllPurposeNerd
      @AllPurposeNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vodkasvoice Or butt disease.

    • @thecwd8919
      @thecwd8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@24sofia
      y e s
      thank you for this

    • @urlocalmemedealer5659
      @urlocalmemedealer5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A pilot

  • @m8rwa424
    @m8rwa424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10519

    When Unus Annus gets deleted, this’ll be the memorial video

    • @beedoesthings8037
      @beedoesthings8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

      BOONDOX in a box That directly contradicts the purpose and theme of Unus Annus though. The point is that the only thing left will be the memories we made along the way.

    • @strangerthingsxit3455
      @strangerthingsxit3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      omg yes

    • @bigsaroo5775
      @bigsaroo5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      @BOONDOX in a box you are my least favorite kind of person

    • @bigsaroo5775
      @bigsaroo5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @BOONDOX in a box WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPS OMG CHILL OUT DUDE 😩😩😩😩😩

    • @bigsaroo5775
      @bigsaroo5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @BOONDOX in a box WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE RESPONDING TO TH-cam COMMENTS ID YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS OMGHHG SJJEJEJEJJEIISKWNQHU 😩😩😩

  • @captainrogers3849
    @captainrogers3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    A lot of people cite Markiplier Makes as the basis for Unus Annus, but I feel like this video really showcases the dynamic between Ethan and Mark that carried over into UA. Mark being a verbally abusive know it all and Ethan being a little adhd gremlin who cannot speak. I love this video so much.

  • @user-ok4pk2mp3e
    @user-ok4pk2mp3e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I like how Mark could tell Ethan that peanut butter tastes like literally anything and Ethan would just have to believe him.

  • @wulap6135
    @wulap6135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5128

    Everybody on TH-cam: Minecraft
    Ethan and Mark: *Peanut Butter substitutes*

    • @virgienuss
      @virgienuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Marks desperate attempt to distract himself lol

    • @ladyvermillion4661
      @ladyvermillion4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welp that right Jack and Felix

    • @wellimabigbisexual
      @wellimabigbisexual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're a Minecraft

    • @farstreet5505
      @farstreet5505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Them behind the scenes: NO MINECRAFT what's better? One of them: nuts.

    • @weirgonine3298
      @weirgonine3298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They just made an entire video about peanut butter

  • @Goat_Clown
    @Goat_Clown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4431

    This is the last thing that can fill the black and white hole in my heart.

    • @johnu_wiku_sama6807
      @johnu_wiku_sama6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I was thinking of this video like the fetus of unus annus videos 🤣

    • @amatanata
      @amatanata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Memento mori friend

    • @myboneshurt1908
      @myboneshurt1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i literally got so excited because I thought it was an unus annus video 😭

    • @darkflame2601
      @darkflame2601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It can almost make a grown man cry😢 memento mori

    • @lucia-ur7vg
      @lucia-ur7vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Memento mori 😔

  • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
    @alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    6:43
    Mark: "look, who's the peanut butter expert here?"
    Mark's hair: *yeet*

  • @omgLOOKitsGIR
    @omgLOOKitsGIR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7861

    Mark, pre unus annus: "I'm a peanut butter expert"
    Mark, during unus annus: *proceeds to have a existential breakdown after eating spoonfuls of peanut butter*

    • @arandomvillager488
      @arandomvillager488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      He also threw up because of it

    • @wallieolliee
      @wallieolliee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@arandomvillager488 wait what-

    • @crazytornadoe7039
      @crazytornadoe7039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@arandomvillager488 Wait REALLY

    • @matchstick33
      @matchstick33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@crazytornadoe7039 yeah and then I believe he jumped in the pool, im pretty sure the video was called [REDACTED] and sorry I couldn't find the link :)

    • @strawberrycoolatta
      @strawberrycoolatta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@matchstick33 you couldn’t find the link because the video is gone.

  • @daslyg
    @daslyg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    The perfect job doesn’t exi-
    Markiplier:
    “Hi, I’m Mark, a peanut butter expert.”

  • @StellarEcho
    @StellarEcho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5062

    I’m VERY disappointed that Mark didn’t use his tactical shovel to eat

    • @hhhhomnom
      @hhhhomnom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Agreed

    • @AHippieFrom1969
      @AHippieFrom1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Now that you mention it, he should

    • @dansblackteeshirt2571
      @dansblackteeshirt2571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amy Armenta i second that

    • @roslynpettay48
      @roslynpettay48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Socially Awkward Gaming LOL HELL YAAAAAAAA!🤪😄😆🗡🔪

    • @hannahprobyn7242
      @hannahprobyn7242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Goddamn it he really should have 😂

  • @haleyjourneay8846
    @haleyjourneay8846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I feel like the sunbutter gives you the most authentic peanut butter experience in terms of packaging

  • @xanax4345
    @xanax4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7410

    Ethan: *talking about how Mark could kill him easily*
    Mark: And take away your EpiPen? Yea I've thought about it

    • @d0stoevsky_enjoyer
      @d0stoevsky_enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      O_o

    • @skychangames
      @skychangames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I was looking for this comment, I found that joke hilarious but nobody be talking about itttt

    • @Tacomaz125
      @Tacomaz125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @danivee8572
      @danivee8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      OMG i need a timestamp

    • @wil-ba8043
      @wil-ba8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      12:32

  • @madi_raymond29
    @madi_raymond29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    To sum up this video:
    Ethan May die
    Mark’s here too
    2 grown men eating peanutless peanut butter
    Mark’s plotting for Murder
    Walnut Butter is not good
    Granola Butter is worse

    • @acewildcard1243
      @acewildcard1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do I see you in every video? Creepy....

    • @madi_raymond29
      @madi_raymond29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ace Wild Card I don’t know, I thought the same thing. I guess I’m really lucky with top comments this week?

    • @Ellie_theJellie
      @Ellie_theJellie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does this not have more likes lmao this is literally the whole video 😂

    • @drawnbyneon
      @drawnbyneon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ugh tag ur spoilers, i hadnt seen the granola butter yet 😂

    • @lillithherondale1972
      @lillithherondale1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm allergic to walnuts actually

  • @RMills646
    @RMills646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2378

    Because of Unus Annus, I was naturally expecting Amy to be filming this

    • @snickerswo1f519
      @snickerswo1f519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same

    • @pastaparty1520
      @pastaparty1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I saw mark and ethan in the thumbnail and thought "oh I missed an unus annus vid" but noooo

    • @tozyo7124
      @tozyo7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      weren't we all

    • @LikableLoser
      @LikableLoser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg me too

    • @indseymago8910
      @indseymago8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes

  • @LocalAceAJ
    @LocalAceAJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    When Ethan started talking about how literally anyone (or himself) could easily kill him bc of his allergy, I started thinking about a book that I own that’s basically a murder mystery. Some kid died bc there was some peanut oil on a paper cup that he drank water from in a classroom and the five kids in there were suspects.
    I’ll put a spoiler warning here for the book’s ending, just in case. Btw, it’s called One of Us Is Lying. Pretty good too.
    In the end, it’s discovered that the kid basically killed himself through his peanut allergy and purposefully tried to set up each kid for his murder so each of their secrets (I.e. selling drugs while on probation, cheating on a test, etc) would be caught while investigating them since he didn’t like them for one reason or another.

    • @shaydeevee33
      @shaydeevee33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's such a good book

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why would you spoil it like that lol

  • @jaceyboswell9435
    @jaceyboswell9435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    Ethan: “Do you like crunchy peanut butter?”
    Mark: *violently shaking peanut butter* “NU”

    • @emily.gramley
      @emily.gramley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jacey Boswell I REWATCHED THAT SO MANY TIMES I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "peanut" butter

  • @Alia-bc3rc
    @Alia-bc3rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    Mark: "I'm the peanut butter expert."
    couple months later: Mark almost died after swallowing peanut butter while Ethan was chilling with some drinks.

    • @Kuroo21
      @Kuroo21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **mega oofers**

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Memento Mori 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey you're not an expert in something until you've almost died from overdoing it. I mean that is a scientific fact.

    • @dadams106
      @dadams106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@-desertpackrat I'm an expert onion chopper!

  • @whiteshadow8152
    @whiteshadow8152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2890

    Title:WILL I DIE
    *Sees Mark in thumbnail*
    Me:Yes you will, Heepass... Yes. You. Will.

    • @hijinnyanimations1460
      @hijinnyanimations1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Finlay Collins - *YES*

    • @korekob6778
      @korekob6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Finlay Collins wrong. Title changed. Why. Idk

    • @caleighsheehan5034
      @caleighsheehan5034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CRYING

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Finally someone else who remembers Heepass

    • @chahrlay
      @chahrlay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't know why he changed the title :/

  • @tuntalia
    @tuntalia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    10:40
    Who else expected Mark to say “f*ck, you close, YOU CLOSE??”

  • @carson6574
    @carson6574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3502

    Ethan: eats 1/500th of a peanut
    Ethan's body: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @katlyn6928
      @katlyn6928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Carson Archibald ethan: eats 1/501 of a peanut
      Ethan's body: understandable, have a nice day ✌️

    • @hiffahyphae6707
      @hiffahyphae6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg these are gold

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This whole man's life

    • @CheeseCrackery
      @CheeseCrackery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "I'm about to end this whole man"

    • @jacquelinecerrillo9040
      @jacquelinecerrillo9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he still be affected if he feet 1/800th of a peanut?

  • @zinatra1887
    @zinatra1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    The Unus Annus energy wasn’t quite there yet but you could sorta feel it

    • @keijello3632
      @keijello3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yup.... :,(

    • @24sofia
      @24sofia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They got a lot closer bc of ua. They were friends before obviously but unus annus had "super best friends" energy 😂

    • @zinatra1887
      @zinatra1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@24sofia and to think it all started with a backflip

    • @ChakraDragons
      @ChakraDragons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zinatra1887 STAP DONT MAKE ME CRY

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This was the first hint of Unus Annus that we got (with Mark talking about the "second channel")

  • @donteatthesucculents8097
    @donteatthesucculents8097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    Mark: says hes an expert on peanut butter
    Me: has a flashback to when he rubbed peanut butter on his facing yelling "Im KiNg Of ThE SQuIrReLs"

    • @Cinderspark9
      @Cinderspark9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      except that I think that was almond butter because he said peanut butter didn't have the consistency he wanted.

    • @trinity1536
      @trinity1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What was that episode....for...science reasons..yeah, science reasons

    • @ladyvermillion4661
      @ladyvermillion4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me:The kitties coming home with peanut butter on they
      Jack:?
      Mark?
      Ethan!

    • @ladyvermillion4661
      @ladyvermillion4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God damn it

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ACTUALLY THAT’S AN EGO- (😂)

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Ethan's brain: "if I die, I can sue the company-"

    • @Theo-hj2pl
      @Theo-hj2pl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good old allergy humor

  • @KatieMoorerose
    @KatieMoorerose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4392

    I know they are all peanut free but it literally terrifies me whenever he eats a spoonful of the alternative nut butters

    • @thatsaboutit1991
      @thatsaboutit1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Katie Moore SAME

    • @yamarryvizcarra3120
      @yamarryvizcarra3120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Same

    • @thericksterrick
      @thericksterrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      300th like, you're welcome hahah

    • @madelinhere
      @madelinhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If it makes you feel better, he literally has dozens of epipens I’m pretty sure.

  • @lemonzess4202
    @lemonzess4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Mark explaining what peanut butter tastes like to Ethan was comparable to people explaining color to the blind.

    • @swimmercat57
      @swimmercat57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ThatWDude or explaining what salt tastes like

    • @C1nShe
      @C1nShe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@swimmercat57 nah thats easy see - it taste sal.... oh. you're right.

    • @readmydescifyouwant650
      @readmydescifyouwant650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@swimmercat57 *My mind just exploded*

    • @spiderwes01
      @spiderwes01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Love when mark says “you ever cum...? XDD”

  • @Monkai_Monkai
    @Monkai_Monkai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12842

    The only *Legal* Unus Annus Episode.

    • @Hi-zq2mq
      @Hi-zq2mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@sonyamatthews4102 fair enough yes yes

    • @angel-nv7jk
      @angel-nv7jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Everything is legal when you're dead

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@angel-nv7jk *Ryan screams in the distance trying to stop Mark and Eef from commiting insurance fraud*

    • @imogeng6701
      @imogeng6701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Mark has does some after UA that seem similar. The one where he bought the brightest torches in the world had UA vibes, reminded me of the closet videos

    • @Mariah-tq4ut
      @Mariah-tq4ut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is all we have left

  • @lunalaudine
    @lunalaudine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    i love how considerate mark is to actually buy the no-peanut peanut butter in case ethan come to his place but then mark also thought of taking away his epipen when ethan needs it

  • @1esor2
    @1esor2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3310

    Ethan: I spent $84 on all this not peanut butter
    Mark: That's insane!
    Also Mark: spends $190 on a tactical shovel to eat ice cream with

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hey that was a hilarious video

    • @1esor2
      @1esor2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chasity777 Cline666 you right

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@1esor2 it also took a dramatic turn at some points

    • @jhvpeful
      @jhvpeful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chasity777 Cline666 i mean it’s mark...so it makes sense

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jhvpeful True tho

  • @daphneramirez2415
    @daphneramirez2415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Mark: " I will be starting a second channel -"
    Me: *whispers "...unus annus..."

  • @cloneboy42
    @cloneboy42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4991

    "Hey Mom, can we get Unus Annus?"
    Mom: "We have Unus Annus at home."
    Unus Annus at home:

    • @rosiepauline2621
      @rosiepauline2621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      this video is spectacular just a different vibe

    • @Mariah-tq4ut
      @Mariah-tq4ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Memento mori

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      oh my god I am the 999th like and this comment deserves more I-
      Also
      my friends
      memento mori.

    • @jacqueline1281
      @jacqueline1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can I just say that I almost fell off my bed reading this and I don’t know know whyyy BAHAHAHAHA

    • @bellathibault6852
      @bellathibault6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When mark was talking about what if Ethan’s channel just died...

  • @octosimp1717
    @octosimp1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I’m really glad they both made this video because recently my friend was diagnosed with an autoimmune disease and doctors said she couldn’t have any of the top allergens including soy and peanuts, she really didn’t like sun butter so because of this video I could help her find a good peanut butter substitute

  • @autumations6781
    @autumations6781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5018

    I'm surprised Mark wasn't too poor to afford peanut butter

    • @lunarbunny8098
      @lunarbunny8098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Autimations peanut butter is like the least expensive thing though, I get mine from the dollar store

    • @9dash
      @9dash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      arron davan woooosh

    • @sdg3363
      @sdg3363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I’m surprised he could afford air

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He made it himself

    • @claytondennis5245
      @claytondennis5245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not surprised. Peanut butter is cheap.

  • @Skittles1987
    @Skittles1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    Unus Annus first hidden video 2019 (colorized)

    • @creativeriver3769
      @creativeriver3769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Skittles1987 I’m your 69th like. 😏

    • @stygies.heretek987
      @stygies.heretek987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was looking for this comment, very unus annus

    • @skyrae8827
      @skyrae8827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the only video that will remain *DUN DUN DUNNNN*

    • @hallecarlson6880
      @hallecarlson6880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Colorized?

    • @voltxmilk
      @voltxmilk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hallecarlson6880 because in 2019 they didnt have colored films it was all in black and white

  • @s_archive1
    @s_archive1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    If Unus Annus get deleted. This is the closest content I would say what Unus Annus is

    • @AsuraRaver
      @AsuraRaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      This and the Markiplier Makez

    • @aqualucy_4817
      @aqualucy_4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      When
      What I meant to say was, "Not if, when."

    • @s_archive1
      @s_archive1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aqualucy_4817 next week

    • @nessiesenpai420
      @nessiesenpai420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @yusuf yılmaz oh l a w d this week

    • @phrog1109
      @phrog1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      This actually was the vid that sparked the idea for Unus Annus

  • @jacksonquery4057
    @jacksonquery4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This video splits my attention between 2 things:
    - Missing Unus Annus
    - Wanting Mark's shirt
    (super secret bonus part is am also appreciating Eef cause he's glorious, but that should be obvious)

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    Mark: Let's say your channel died...
    Ethan: (*says while shaking "peanut butter" jar*) *The chances are high.*

    • @businessrat9918
      @businessrat9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And look where he’s a only year later at two million subscribers

    • @artemisthefoul7597
      @artemisthefoul7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment… it was listed before chaotic greatness was born and died

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2867

    seeing mark's hair made me think "wow, it's the same length as the first unus annus! i'm gonna go watch that epi--" and then i remembered...

    • @FandomDealer
      @FandomDealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Ouch...my condolences

    • @noahcam1377
      @noahcam1377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Dude that literally still happens to me sometimes lmao

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Same I was watching a compilation and pressed the link to the channel and cried a bit because it said “channel as been deleted”

    • @Sodaztabz
      @Sodaztabz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      go on Facebook if your REALLY desperate

    • @slaygoblins
      @slaygoblins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The episodes are all over youtube

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Mark: I am a peanut butter expert.
    2013 Mark: *I’M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!!*

    • @ChasityCline
      @ChasityCline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @randomenby404
      @randomenby404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I see no difference. He attracted his subjects with peanut butter. Of course he would learn the best kind from his subjects.

    • @shelbiephillips1806
      @shelbiephillips1806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!!

    • @Blu3_Knight
      @Blu3_Knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha lol lmao

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also he’s the
      KANG!
      Of five nights at Freddie’s

  • @jnmusic9969
    @jnmusic9969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    What have we learned from this today?
    That Ethan can eat 1\501 of a peanut

  • @wackywyvern745
    @wackywyvern745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Mark: it tastes like someone chewed walnuts and vommitted in a jar
    The company who made it: *nervous sweats* he knows too much

    • @mushaluna
      @mushaluna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      XD

    • @marcelamorgan4887
      @marcelamorgan4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this as it happened in the video LOL

    • @ahumanthatexists987
      @ahumanthatexists987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      who ruined the 696 likes? its at 697 rn so who ruined it?

  • @catherinedances2099
    @catherinedances2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5210

    Mark having Almond butter at his house so he doesn’t kill him, is sweet to me.

    • @charlotteemily6705
      @charlotteemily6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      IKR it's so cute

    • @mrpoltergeist1412
      @mrpoltergeist1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      he says its almond butter but we all know he replaced the contents with pure jiffy peanut butter

    • @starberrymoth
      @starberrymoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Whats the time stamp?

    • @brookegarner1078
      @brookegarner1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@starberrymoth 12:33

    • @turntechgodhead1975
      @turntechgodhead1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@starberrymoth the timestamp from brookie cookie is a few minutes off actually, though im sure you know that by now. for those wondering, its 17:38

  • @retrieveidentity6302
    @retrieveidentity6302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    5:42 The way he turned the jars back over was hella smooth

    • @aldopaulino4066
      @aldopaulino4066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was thinking the same as soon as i saw it

    • @samchu410
      @samchu410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes it was just so satisfying

    • @ariannag2424
      @ariannag2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And Mark watched every jar turn😂

    • @epic.alex27
      @epic.alex27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The 2 one to the right...

    • @kindatoogayforthis938
      @kindatoogayforthis938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mark watched in like amazement-

  • @lunarweirdo4954
    @lunarweirdo4954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    8:46
    Ethan just talking bout peanuts.
    Meanwhile Mark: *BIG EMPTY*

  • @gwenyjacobs1736
    @gwenyjacobs1736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    Mark having some at his house so that he doesn't kill Ethan is real cute

    • @tiredsimp7892
      @tiredsimp7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn son

    • @hiffahyphae6707
      @hiffahyphae6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don’t keep swords at my house so I don’t kill my friend so cute. Don’t get me wrong, Crankiplier is super cute and I kinda ship it but... idk keeping substitutes for peanut butter for your friends isn’t that big

    • @guaposauce
      @guaposauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Life’s a party so have fun tbh as someone with a peanut allergy it would say numbers to me if someone did this for me, it wouldn’t necessarily be romantic. It just shows you care

    • @friendlyneighborhoodsis421
      @friendlyneighborhoodsis421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@guaposauce yeah, that's what I'm thinking🤷‍♀️

    • @gwenyjacobs1736
      @gwenyjacobs1736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Caley Schmidt That’s what I meant kinda, i never meant anything romantic but I meant it shows how much mark cares about his friends

  • @jessilink3942
    @jessilink3942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    Nobody:
    Ethan: calling Mark “Milk” in the description

  • @AlycatIsAlive
    @AlycatIsAlive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    I love so much that Ethan was like “hey wanna come eat stuff on camera” and Mark just came right over

  • @mariominecraft9833
    @mariominecraft9833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just had this video randomly recommended to me on my home page today and I'm so glad, I love videos like these and I hope to see more like it in the future

  • @jonfarah8529
    @jonfarah8529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3484

    That peanut butter expert is funny. He should have his own channel

    • @cookingwithben9923
      @cookingwithben9923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Wouldn’t that be cool!

    • @snipemic9879
      @snipemic9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@Vxmp1re_pr1nc3ss it was a joke 😭

    • @littletwinstarfav
      @littletwinstarfav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      I feel like he’d get loads of subscribers and make projects where the viewer goes on dates and heists with him. Idk though

    • @KitKat-ln6ec
      @KitKat-ln6ec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@Vxmp1re_pr1nc3ss u ruined it😭😂

    • @isopodboy
      @isopodboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      AlexisAnimations yeah that seems right. I feel like Ethan and the peanut butter expert have a channel together where they cook with s*x toys, cover themselves with wax with someone named jack and go on Omegle to try to find each other. I think?

  • @LogOff_11
    @LogOff_11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    *me seeing the original title "I WILL DIE!" and clicks to see jars of peanut butter.* HeapAss No!
    *Ethan* "This is peanut less peanut butter!"
    *Me* "Oh thank God!"

  • @wellidk3273
    @wellidk3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    If this was a movie it would be called: _Unus Annus: Before The Annus_

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My stupid ass read Before the Anus

    • @wellidk3273
      @wellidk3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lowheadvarney158 READING 100

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wellidk3273 Yeah i was joking but still it sounded funny to me

    • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
      @imlivingunderyourbed7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lowheadvarney158
      🎶I just want to learn how to read
      Come on, mister. Let's succeed
      I want to learn how to read
      I want to learn how to read
      Please, please, teach me how to read🎶

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cosmicofthestars3095 This carried my joke to a whole new level. Thank you much!

  • @enderg4mer495
    @enderg4mer495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I appreciate the fact that Ethan doesn’t use Mark as clickbait. It just gives me so much more respect for him than if he put “w/ Markiplier” in the title.

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like they used this title and thumbnail for an unus annus vid (this is from 2019)
      I totally agree abt. the respect thing

  • @peppershaker7194
    @peppershaker7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Mark with his deep voice , when he said “ Hi I’m Mark peanut butter expert” it’s kind of convincing.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Confidence is the key

    • @0CaptainZer0
      @0CaptainZer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pepper Shaker king of the squirrels

    • @Studio_WabiSabi
      @Studio_WabiSabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh I almost ruined the magic. It's at 666 likes.... Good thing I caught myself

  • @Gore-Labs
    @Gore-Labs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    My favorite line from this video: “MMM LA TAP WATER!!! Taste like pennies...”

  • @ertkonsert3938
    @ertkonsert3938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1307

    Coming back to this after Unus Annus is... wholesome

    • @P1aceHo1derName
      @P1aceHo1derName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But annus is still alive. For now......

    • @mirandahurst3241
      @mirandahurst3241 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i agree too much

    • @BitterJoyXx
      @BitterJoyXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Place holder name yeah but like- I’m too lazy to explain

    • @fin5354
      @fin5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russwin after Unus Annus I cant help but reminisce. I miss these wholesome bois 😢

    • @saullawrence4252
      @saullawrence4252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saaaaaaame

  • @remynisce
    @remynisce ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I want a friend that I could text "You wanna try water-free water with me?" And they could just be like "I'm on my way."

  • @thomaslarkin3307
    @thomaslarkin3307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    Conclusion: Ethan gets weirder when he's in Marks videos.

    • @lewis2916
      @lewis2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thomas Larkin this is Ethan’s video

    • @bee4598
      @bee4598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lewimchee Exactly, he’s not as weird in this then he is with mark

    • @miseryfortress4521
      @miseryfortress4521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      If you don’t get weird when you’re with your friends are y’all even friends

    • @BlueBariesss
      @BlueBariesss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      maybe he still is scarred from the backflip and every time he’s around mark or in his videos he has flashbacks and gets nervous. conclusion: ethan has a crush on mark and every time he’s around mark he gets giddy like a school girl in an anime.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BlueBariesss Lol really, a crush? Fandoms just have to turn everything into a ship.

  • @doggeenayter
    @doggeenayter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Body:I can create an entire human in talking blood,heart,working respiratory system everything,
    Also body:oh and if you touch a single peanut you D I e

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The antics Of hoodie man The really stupid thing is that the allergic reaction is the body trying to _protect_ itself from something it thinks is harmful. It's so dumb. "Oh no! You ate something that might kill you! Let me fix it… by killing you!" And of course, it's even worse, because the substance wouldn't be harmful if the body didn't react that way. It's creating a self-fulfilling prophecy, by having a harmful reaction to a harmless substance.

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NoriMori yeah like wtf

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me giving out free Epi-pens because I don't have allergies: 👩🏻👉🏻💼

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mother Of dogs the messiah

    • @gemmaphobic6233
      @gemmaphobic6233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment desires more clout

  • @svtolcgy
    @svtolcgy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    this is like the pilot episode of Unus Annus

    • @fruit8109
      @fruit8109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I've seen so many of your comments on so many videos and I'm beginning to consider you a friend

    • @chahrlay
      @chahrlay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      im pretty sure at some point ethan said that this video was a big inspiration(?) for unus annus, like they realised after this video that they want to keep making a bunch of videos together and then they kept having ideas after that or something lol

    • @epaily
      @epaily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JRTIRRDJFKKDW YEAH

    • @zuzanabartekova4823
      @zuzanabartekova4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chahrlay I think they were already working on it - Mark released a video with something sour and was talking about several secret projects and that the biggest one will be released even later than the others (I'm not sure if you can plan something as big as a channel where you'll be putting a video every day for a year with another person in like 2 weeks). Also Mark said in the Unus Annus New Year video that it's 1st of July, but that might have been just a joke

    • @leee777
      @leee777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zuzanabartekova4823 they said it took less than two weeks from idea to first video so I guess you're correct xD

  • @Dekubud
    @Dekubud ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's so funny to see different youtubers interact with Ethan because they all give very different, intense vibes with him.
    Mark is a tired dad whose patience is constantly tested but who is very supportive.
    Jack is mentor older brother who has a questionable influence on Ethan but who would fight anyone mean to him.
    Arin is way older but with Ethan, but he comes off a good friend the parents don't like to have over because he multiplies the chaos level.

  • @innaqstar
    @innaqstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    Teacher: What do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Mark: * raises hand *
    Teacher: Mark, being a peanut butter expert is not a job...
    Mark: * slowly puts hand down *

    • @honolex
      @honolex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He couldn't be Peanut Butter Expert so he became King of the Squirrels.

    • @0CaptainZer0
      @0CaptainZer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brennometer no way-

    • @teehee9251
      @teehee9251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there's a kirishima pfp a few replies under this go find ur husband

    • @innaqstar
      @innaqstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cookie Cake oh... sorry...

    • @RIN_SINGS2004
      @RIN_SINGS2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark (raises hand): Uh... Is Peanut Butter an instrument?
      Teacher: I said what do you want to grow up to be Mark
      Mark: Raises hand
      Teacher: NO MARK IT'S NOT AN INSTRUMENT

  • @gamingtmans6692
    @gamingtmans6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    Ethan and Mark: *Does anything*
    Literally everybody: "Is this an Unnus Annus video?"

    • @NinjaRose23
      @NinjaRose23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I lowkey feel like it must be kinda annoying after a while to him and Mark lol

    • @cheeseisherelive
      @cheeseisherelive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@NinjaRose23 it’s lowkey annoying to me if I’m honest 😂 no video anymore has top comments relevant to anything aside from Unus Annus, and they’re all the same comment... I loved Unus Annus so much and it meant so much to me but people need to not relate EVERY VIDEO of Mark and Ethan to it. I dunno how to express it 😂

    • @x1nvader196
      @x1nvader196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be honest i kinda miss unus annus tho

    • @maskedshadow6853
      @maskedshadow6853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      IM STILL MOURNING AND THIS IS MY COPING MECHANISM-

    • @x1nvader196
      @x1nvader196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maskedshadow6853 lol

  • @bonezenith7935
    @bonezenith7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13295

    someone PLEASE acknowledge how strangely knowledgeable mark is about peanut butter

    • @riftintimee
      @riftintimee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      Why wouldn't he be? He's a peanut butter expert!

    • @helalokidittor9183
      @helalokidittor9183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      Well of course! He's king of the squirrels. He has to be an expert on peanut butter

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      you just did...

    • @enbydream8890
      @enbydream8890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I mean.... he is an expert

    • @ameliahudgins9900
      @ameliahudgins9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Maybe it’s not a coincidence that he’s an expert on something that could be ethans demise...

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that Mark came here to taste test with Ethan. It feels a lot like "Yeah sure I'll come since your mom can't" but also a tiny bit of "I'm gonna make sure you don't effing DIE because one of these actually _does_ have peanut in it.." because Mark's a good (figurative) big brother like that.

  • @karsyndelaney2330
    @karsyndelaney2330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2322

    I thought this was you trying peanuts and i was very concerned

    • @lemoncardboard4199
      @lemoncardboard4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Karsyn Delaney just imagine Ethan sitting at a table with all the types of peanut stuff in the world, with an epipen next to each item
      Ultimate mukbang

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lemoncardboard4199 Oh noes.

    • @kaileytaylor4518
      @kaileytaylor4518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@lemoncardboard4199 next video: we are NOT going to die

    • @dreamieramune
      @dreamieramune 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

  • @crowblin
    @crowblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I think it's hilarious that even though Ethan isn't Mark's editor any more, Mark still is jokingly bossy and over the top with the editing suggestions in Ethan's own video.

  • @essenceisaway3633
    @essenceisaway3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    EpiPen: on standby, over
    ethan: were not eating peanuts, over

    • @oliviagabriel3233
      @oliviagabriel3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EpiPen : Am i a joke to you?!

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EpiPen: I warned you. If you eat peanut butter I’m not going to ejaculate into you

    • @jennifermckenzie5632
      @jennifermckenzie5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alxxsv AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @devinkenworthy7746
    @devinkenworthy7746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just wanna say the way he twists them all back so effortlessly at 5:44 is really satisfying wOw

  • @saoirsesharkey9546
    @saoirsesharkey9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3918

    Imagine just being able to say "I'm gonna text mark"
    Edit: this got so many likes since unus annus got deleted. We all had the same idea

    • @whisnuidabagus5670
      @whisnuidabagus5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "I'm gonna text Felix"
      ~Sive probably

    • @foodreport373
      @foodreport373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm gonna text mark

    • @leveye1696
      @leveye1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Yes, that is indeed how friends work

    • @sleepy-sheepy6517
      @sleepy-sheepy6517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Remember when mark did that thing where he gave his followers a way to text him but it broke several times and never fixed it

    • @supergalaxy9274
      @supergalaxy9274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why are these replies so recent on this month old comment.

  • @HunterTheFish
    @HunterTheFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    12:32
    Ethan: It would be so easy to kill me.
    Markiplier: Yeah I’ve thought about this.
    Me: *Oh alright then*
    Edit: RIP Unus Annus. Memento Mori!!!!

    • @ellenchapman5683
      @ellenchapman5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That’s what I thaught like DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS

    • @Grace-ol2id
      @Grace-ol2id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      helium therapy by Unas Annus. They plan murders.

    • @Sarah_707
      @Sarah_707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Grace-ol2id it's unus

    • @tabby4986
      @tabby4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark: :)

    • @flashpotato7815
      @flashpotato7815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed then heated what mark said and just dead stoped

  • @kuheighty
    @kuheighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4580

    it’s kinda sweet that mark has a jar of almond butter just for ethan when he comes over 🥺🥺

    • @kamryngordon6249
      @kamryngordon6249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      It really is i adore their friendship

    • @nickatkins9071
      @nickatkins9071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      They really have the perfect friendship. Mark is almost like his dad

    • @abby64835
      @abby64835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      My heart is melting 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @superbersyt
      @superbersyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      After Unus Annus he's also keeping a peanut butter jar just in case he wants to cause the death upon him

    • @lilahend
      @lilahend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@superbersyt LMAO

  • @deanjuliano7849
    @deanjuliano7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Me: Watches first two minutes...
    .... Notices Ethan talking lucidly, calmly, without stutters and confidently.
    Also Me: Wonders how many hours of bloopers there are, for one 19 minute video 0.*

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mark and Ethan practically switched in this vid

  • @graciewilliams90
    @graciewilliams90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    This was the beta test for Unus Annus

  • @crucifixdove
    @crucifixdove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    Mark, seductively: "sometimes it's nice, feeling like a dog. Right?"
    *Flash forward to Unus Annus first video* oh :)

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Julia Riddle you think of unus annus, I think of Alexander

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      None Of This Is Sexual

    • @crucifixdove
      @crucifixdove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@VanNessy97 Tooootally not 😂 just like Mark tooootally isn't a masochist... They can't fool us 😤

    • @icstaars
      @icstaars 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the third 😂

    • @nothingfordarkness
      @nothingfordarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julia Riddle why did you put the smile there

  • @ollie.62
    @ollie.62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Can we just acknowledge how this shows how mark is a reliable good friend? He came the same day just bc eathen texted him and asked him to come😤👌

  • @kyletatore4575
    @kyletatore4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    I remember this one guy tell me a story of a teacher he had in Jr. High trying force him to eat her salsa but refused to tell anyone the ingredients since you know a secret recipe thing. He is allergic to onions and was also annoyed at her so he took a chip an a small cup of salsa and said "call the ambulance" and ate it then was sent to the hospital this was a drastic way to get out of school.

    • @m4yr4i
      @m4yr4i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Now that's a story!

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I'm American so naturally my first thought after reading this was "I'd sue her or the school"

    • @teritt
      @teritt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@LoveLee_Dreamer Ok but good grounds to sue considering the whole putting a student at risk thing.

    • @Wolfy-qm9ye
      @Wolfy-qm9ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "Call the ambulance"
      I just imagine a deadass stare when they say this it's so funny idk why XD

    • @briannajones5184
      @briannajones5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      just a stare no emotion like 'here we go again' like he been through it a lot of times

  • @kaemorgan9578
    @kaemorgan9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    everyone: focused on unus annus
    me: who told ethan's grandfather no other beer was brewed in america?

    • @kariannek7326
      @kariannek7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Right?! I was so confused at that part XD

    • @mossriverbank7817
      @mossriverbank7817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Probably someone trying to sell their beer

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      His grandchild's brother's mother's child's neighbor's pet's owner's sibling's friend's neighbor's grandparent

    • @queentroller2865
      @queentroller2865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, missouri has a baseball stadium named after their brewery.

    • @storey662
      @storey662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think it was the FIRST beer company in America, so I think he just got confused.
      Edit: I checked.
      “D. G. Yuengling & Son is the oldest operating brewing company in America, established in 1829.”

  • @Catto077
    @Catto077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    So.... This is where the people of Unus Annus go after the channel got deleted...Is this what was awaiting beyond the boundary?

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this is what it means to go even further beyond

    • @gaiamarie254
      @gaiamarie254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The beyond is filled with.... nut butters...?

    • @kritimanoj1042
      @kritimanoj1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gaiamarie254 apparently 😂

    • @cherryscottage6801
      @cherryscottage6801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the various songs used in the background throughout unus Annus; Turncoat, I have a plan Mr. Norton, etc

  • @doomdude605
    @doomdude605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11:29 mark: "it's like, just the nuts"