"Dude looks like he could eat a corn on the cob through a fence" Now where have I heard that hm. "He looks like he could eat corn on the cob through a picked fence" ahh yes grandfather.
Adopting the phrase "homochondriacs" next time I have to deal with family members trying to demonize people being in love all because of their genitals matching.
''I need you to find the nearest scrabble set and eat all the letters. Next take strongest laxative you can find, then when you have shat them out inbox me what they say because they will make more sense than anything that will come out of your mouth'' I find this so funny XD
I Dunno Why, But I Feel Like You Guys Have JUST The Right Amount Of Balance On: 1-The Variety Of Narrators, So The Voices Are Always Different And Fresh. 2-The Change In Humor From Jack And Lexi Laughing At Most Posts, While Robin Opens Your Eyes To Bad Humor. 3-Sometimes Checking Out New Subreddits, Which Usually Turns Out Pretty Good!
*Gordon Ramsay looks like the kind of guy that would put on a Snapchat filter, walk into a completely dark room, and start venting about the restaurant down the street from him*
10:18 definitely keeping "homochondriac" because that is _almost every homophobe ever._ Sure, there are some real homophobes out there, but odds are he's just really insecure.
Insecurity and fear is about 98% of that brand of conservative "alpha male"'s entire existence. The other 2% is typically a mix of bad parenting and undiagnosed mental illness. It'd be genuinely pitiful if they didn't hold outsize political power here.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 227 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
This time's rareinsult was really hilarious! It's Robin approved! ♥ Also, 7:32 that Valak if she tried makeup. Valak needs to know that she's beautiful just the demon way she is, no need to turn into 'this' monstrosity.
i wouldn't say useless but yeah pukicho has enough of a presence for it to be fine to leave his name uncensored. like enough people know of him, right?
Robin is the kind of guy to be able to spell methylenedioxymethamphetamine in a spelling bee but also unable to understand why recipes are in the cereal box and not outside it
4:14 holy shit i can name like half of those things, Smiles, Chicken goujons, Mini-Pizzas (way bigger then usual), Chicken nuggies, Onion rings, Mozzarella sticks (good) Waffle things, beans, alpba beti fucking spaghetti, babybells, chocolate sticks (forgot the name of what is next to that)
"I would be ashamed to admit I was that worthless of a husband" is a God-level insult. It is truly epic. That's the kind of diss that leaves a mark on the victim's SOUL. I am pretty good with the trash talk but I am in awe of that man's game. That crap is thermonuclear.
I was slapped once by the guy in 1:46. Lights went out immediatly. It was during a sparring session. He used to work as a bouncer in many bars and clubs in our little town and from that day onwards he would always allow me to pass the queue and usually without paying for entrance. Years later he became part of a neo-nazi organization and once has beaten a friend of mine just because that friend was drunks and shouting profanities in the middle of the road.
Just so you know, the review at 6:47 is a review of some Xbox game called “One Leaves” made by The Real Cost (yes, the anti smoking company) about the dangers of smoking. The review is 100% accurate.
One with Charlie being a homeless Pokémon trainer is that much funnier now, since there's a character in one of the games that looks and speaks like him apparently. They made the joke an actual thing.
The fact someone spent 1M to look like Barbie and ended up looking like a randomly generated Skyrim dark elf and a guard from Gerudo Town in BOTW mixed together just upsets me.
8:23 to be fair, he's half right, the original 3 is actually paper mario, and the other 3 is just mario shaped peper, although the origami king was a step in the right direction, it's still boring in a lot of areas, but it at least has charm
Looking like every defense against the darks arts teacher at once might seem like a compliment to begin with, but you also have to remember that would include Snape.
8:20 who ever is the person who censored pukicho's name has never used tumblr for more than 2 months he's a fucking legend and he also makes music pukicho is probably the most recognizable tumblr user that isn't a celebrity the person who censored pukicho is the type of person to censor elon musk cause he didn't know he was the person who made the Tesla cars
"Fleas of a thousand camels" is a Johnny Carson joke from "The Tonight Show". Appreciate your elders for their knowledge. :D Or don't. I can still fish, and teach you how to feed yourself.
9:09 When someone only squinted a peek at the opened Ark of the Covenant. When a mortician fucks up so badly the subject gets returned "alive" with an apology note. When the mortician/Necromancer, mixes up his work-orders, sends an ambulatory corpse among the royals. When nobody notices you've peeled and dawned the skin of their leader as a suit to hide your insect carapace.
3:03 Fun fact: The American English voice actor for Goku, Sean Schemel, once passed out while recording Goku screaming (kamehameha wave)
Gonna guess during the cell games saga
I heard your counciosness is weak
Let Me fight it
Well give the man some credit for his dedication
Thats funny
Robin sounds like that pre-mature dad walking around the neighborhood
Well, yeah?
@Ranboos wife feels more like an uncommon tbh
yep
@GGx Cyclone yes
Lol yeah kinda
Comparing the Ice Age baby to freaking simon cowell is like the biggest diss you could ever do to simon himself
well deserved
no thats the biggest roast to ice age baby
@@burningplays how about both
I swear, Simon is like Gordon Ramsey and Sid the sloth in one, Gordon’s temper and Sid’s face
Why does@@burningplays
we all love to treat ourselves to a bit of emkay every now and then
Treat ourselves? I *only* watch emkay at this point (EzPz and deelee too)
@@admiralducky3931 *same*
To tru
More like daily
It's true ☺️
at 8:25 they tried to censor the name Pukichu but any tumblr veteran will know a Pukichu classic when they see it
*pukicho
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa same
I was like: Why the heck would you censor Puckis name. Everyone knows him!
His profile pic is a constant
He is immortal, and everyone knows who he is.
"Dude looks like he could eat a corn on the cob through a fence" Now where have I heard that hm. "He looks like he could eat corn on the cob through a picked fence" ahh yes grandfather.
r/rareinsults is basically a subreddit where people used 100% of their brains
*yes*
Y E S
Its hard to disagree with 😀🤚
key word "used".
That's the sad part.
2:10 homeboy has a chin longer than the time I've been alive.
You're a million years old?
These 2 comments just made me spat my g fuel all over my monitor
So it’s 6 inches long?
Jesus christ that first picture made me wonder why they even kept their hair
Same
Yeah, what’d you want?
@@JesusChrist-up7gx you to shave this man's head, his 'hair' looks like it smells of mould.
@@Hellsfavouritemain I second this.
@Teddy Chen KH5976 ok this is really random but i love your pfp-
I love how EmKay always uploads as soon as I get back from school
It's night where I am
he uploads when I get to school
@@Intersteiiar8
Oop
Good afternoon ig lol
@@qaiwiwi yea me too
@Daniel Mitchell Asian gang?
4:54 "hal reese!!!!11!! francis!11!! who invited our doppelganger versions of us here!!"
Who are they they look familiar?
OOO MMGGG!!!!!you SO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!that’s so CRAZY RIGHT???!!!!!!!!!!!
Adopting the phrase "homochondriacs" next time I have to deal with family members trying to demonize people being in love all because of their genitals matching.
They kinda right doe you cant date your identical twin
''I need you to find the nearest scrabble set and eat all the letters. Next take strongest laxative you can find, then when you have shat them out inbox me what they say because they will make more sense than anything that will come out of your mouth'' I find this so funny XD
Seen that in an Alruis video and that still makes me chuckle
Yeah, that's the point.
Day three of asking robin to introduce himself as our Throbbin' host Robin
He did say "What's throbbin? I'm robin" one time.
"Dew it" Palpotine
"Im your host Robin, and today im throbbing. Heres r/suddenlygay"
Please stop it
if robin did a jack intro for a day:
the “I watched this illegally and I still want a refund” is from the Ben Askren, Jake Paul fight in case you were wondering
i don't know how to feel that i immediately knew it'd be that fight
Yup. Lol. That's exactly what it was.
I swear I've seen the exact same comments on Belle Delphine's "spicy video".
@@pcjohnny i wouldn’t doubt it
I think that's originally from gib Vs Jake Paul honestly
I Dunno Why, But I Feel Like You Guys Have JUST The Right Amount Of Balance On:
1-The Variety Of Narrators, So The Voices Are Always Different And Fresh.
2-The Change In Humor From Jack And Lexi Laughing At Most Posts, While Robin Opens Your Eyes To Bad Humor.
3-Sometimes Checking Out New Subreddits, Which Usually Turns Out Pretty Good!
They do subreddits that get them the most views
*Gordon Ramsay looks like the kind of guy that would put on a Snapchat filter, walk into a completely dark room, and start venting about the restaurant down the street from him*
🤣😂😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂😐
EmKay is the only person that can make me smile after a breakup, after failing a test, after anything really
He really called potato smiles “happy face fries”
I prefer that honestly. Can we get a petition going?
It's clearly the superior name.
10:18 definitely keeping "homochondriac" because that is _almost every homophobe ever._
Sure, there are some real homophobes out there, but odds are he's just really insecure.
Insecurity and fear is about 98% of that brand of conservative "alpha male"'s entire existence. The other 2% is typically a mix of bad parenting and undiagnosed mental illness.
It'd be genuinely pitiful if they didn't hold outsize political power here.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 227 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
woah
yes i agree
Jeez
2:30 its an insult because Umbridge exists
8:23 i like how they still blurred pukicho’s tumblr handle even though his style of post and pfp is one of the most recognisable on tumblr
This time's rareinsult was really hilarious! It's Robin approved! ♥ Also, 7:32 that Valak if she tried makeup. Valak needs to know that she's beautiful just the demon way she is, no need to turn into 'this' monstrosity.
if you feel useless just remember
someone tried to censor pukicho's name
Fucking huh? 😃
i wouldn't say useless but yeah pukicho has enough of a presence for it to be fine to leave his name uncensored. like enough people know of him, right?
Robin is the kind of guy to be able to spell methylenedioxymethamphetamine in a spelling bee but also unable to understand why recipes are in the cereal box and not outside it
The "ain't never seen 2 pretty best friends" guy looks kinda like the "my main goal is to blow up" guy.
Riff Raff
@@chefcox5552 what?
"My mango is blow up, and act lai I don' know nobaday agagagagagagagagagagaga"
@@goose93 yeah
4:14 holy shit i can name like half of those things, Smiles, Chicken goujons, Mini-Pizzas (way bigger then usual), Chicken nuggies, Onion rings, Mozzarella sticks (good) Waffle things, beans, alpba beti fucking spaghetti, babybells, chocolate sticks (forgot the name of what is next to that)
That would probably wreck the someone's health immediately, but God I wish I could eat that.
2:01 Give him a red wig and he'll be looking like Groose from Skyward Sword
"I would be ashamed to admit I was that worthless of a husband" is a God-level insult. It is truly epic. That's the kind of diss that leaves a mark on the victim's SOUL. I am pretty good with the trash talk but I am in awe of that man's game. That crap is thermonuclear.
Sooo. Having Robin call one of my dumb jokes F*cking stupid has to be the highlight of my day.
I was slapped once by the guy in 1:46. Lights went out immediatly. It was during a sparring session. He used to work as a bouncer in many bars and clubs in our little town and from that day onwards he would always allow me to pass the queue and usually without paying for entrance. Years later he became part of a neo-nazi organization and once has beaten a friend of mine just because that friend was drunks and shouting profanities in the middle of the road.
Just so you know, the review at 6:47 is a review of some Xbox game called “One Leaves” made by The Real Cost (yes, the anti smoking company) about the dangers of smoking. The review is 100% accurate.
8:02
A fleshlight filled with porcupine quills
6:38 I've seen this one on so many of them and you're the first one to realize it she was a secretary not the librarian
I think they're referring to the one from monsters inc 2, or prequel, whichever that one was
1:07 He is constantly wearing a turtleneck
Never clicked so fast on a video
Hah
Ok?
@@0libu981 wydm ok you act like he wanted someone to care
@@rlly3497 ok?
One with Charlie being a homeless Pokémon trainer is that much funnier now, since there's a character in one of the games that looks and speaks like him apparently.
They made the joke an actual thing.
why did i just realize that this was made today
?????
"the librarian from Monsters Inc..."
I know exactly who they're talking about, and I hate it.
Glad to be alive to see videos like this
4:31 he looks like a 4k version of Barry from jetpack joyride
10:33 "What, sweetie what you talking bout?"✨✨✨💅
The fact someone spent 1M to look like Barbie and ended up looking like a randomly generated Skyrim dark elf and a guard from Gerudo Town in BOTW mixed together just upsets me.
Robin would be the guy to jump over the glass door to see whats behind it
That comparison for the Bieber HQ made my jaw drop.
EmKay 2:20 It means his teeth are pointing forward instead of being straight. Crooked teeth, you know?
"Fermented omelet of a conscience",
I'm gonna to use that next time I meet someone truly stupid enough to talk to me about Diet sodas.
Me watching on the opera GX browser when i saw this 9:20
The Ruffles chips one almost gave me a hernia from laughing so hard 😭
3:52
They stole it on 4/1/2021?
4/1? As in April First?
As in April fool's day?
It might have just been an April Fool's day prank
Me: Not excitedly watching Emkay.
Robin: “My name is Robin.”
Me: Screams happily.
11:41 I want to meet this man, shake his hand, give him two hundred bucks, and say I'm thankful.
0:43 The bee movie
11:03 I hate that my first thought was that I could actually do that since I’m female, live in the South, and it’s mid July right now
8:23 to be fair, he's half right, the original 3 is actually paper mario, and the other 3 is just mario shaped peper, although the origami king was a step in the right direction, it's still boring in a lot of areas, but it at least has charm
I can't watch this with a cold and my throat feels like Thanos snapped it
Looking like every defense against the darks arts teacher at once might seem like a compliment to begin with, but you also have to remember that would include Snape.
3:28
Aren't most trainers homeless though?
There are more trainers than houses in most, if not all, of the games.
3:32 is good to see that red alert 2 is still living on the memory of the people.
I loved robins moment: what does it mean when it says launch the train?
0:26 With that attitude, she'll be lucky to have *A* friend
8:20
Did they seriously censor Pukicho's name? 😆 We all know who that is! lmao
I did have a chuckle while watching this video,very good content.
At 3:48 ive seen that comment its on the jake paul and mayweather fight
We all know who did the one at 8:27.
Pukicho just absolutely WRECKED this fool.
Look, I love Joey (the anime man) but he does look like the kinda guy to do that 😂
4:06 dude looks like the irl version of Ken from the Bee Movie
11:57 It's pronounced "saponification". Hope this helps!
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...
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E
Legal Eagle looks like a character in a tycoon game who wants to sell you free real estate.
8:20 who ever is the person who censored pukicho's name has never used tumblr for more than 2 months he's a fucking legend and he also makes music pukicho is probably the most recognizable tumblr user that isn't a celebrity the person who censored pukicho is the type of person to censor elon musk cause he didn't know he was the person who made the Tesla cars
10:23 yeah, I want context too
I know humans aren’t as publicly friendly as doggos
XD
Fun Fact: Aikido is and actual martial art! Just... Steven Seagal doesn't know it
I'm sure if it was a type of food he'd know it. Cause he fat.
Robin sounds like he's fun at parties
1st one, When you have a hair transplant but it’s from your pubes.
0:03
mom: we have hair at home
Hair at home:
To the people who are early, hope your day’s going good.
h
You too-
same
its night
It feels like summer where I am 😅 thanks.
*terrible insult even tho it’s rare insults and not hilarious rare insults*
Robin:WhAt?!?!?! HuHhHh??????
question
does “dungeons and dragons oc” count as an insult
It depends
Depends on what class they would be.
@@mermazing1672
You want to say ranger, don't you?
Bro some short dude told someone: “shut up you dead built like a umpalumpa.” While we were playing basketball
Lmao
Heyyy its time for one of my favorites again :D
Sameee
Robin is the type of guy that doesn't have a filter when talking about opinions
Day 2 of saying hope u are good.
Edit:Singing never gonna give you up in the comments join
Day 1 of saying
Never gonna give you up
@@forgotten4500 nO
@@forgotten4500 Never gonna let you down.
@@Vukan.Kos.never gonna run around
@@forgotten4500 and desert you
Robin is probably like a father to most of us
People are having a stroke :D
Pftt-
I had a heart attack reading this
What kind of discombobulated jiberish was that?!
R/ihadastroke
I had a stroke reading this
"Fleas of a thousand camels" is a Johnny Carson joke from "The Tonight Show". Appreciate your elders for their knowledge. :D Or don't. I can still fish, and teach you how to feed yourself.
Fun fact: i know how to play the pokemon tcg
same
Everyone who is trying to "Roast" Robin makes the heat output of a somewhat damp sidewalk in a New Mexico April resemble that of the sun.
No
0:00 oh no i cant wait to hear what robins gonna complain about this time
Day 263(?) of recommending r/breadstappled to trees (i lost count again)
jeez youre determined
Best response from 2021: Cool. It’s gonna fail like the last one. Give me the bad food. 4:26
o.o
.o.
Owo
:D
a
O~o
4:01 sounds like something a person that sleeps in jeans AND socks would do
A Donut without a hole is a Berliner, or what its called in Berlin: a Pfannkuchen.
"I had some trouble understanding the use of the word cringy. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼𝘀"
2:29 He looks like he should be daring people to solve his labyrinth.
9:09 When someone only squinted a peek at the opened Ark of the Covenant.
When a mortician fucks up so badly the subject gets returned "alive" with an apology note.
When the mortician/Necromancer, mixes up his work-orders, sends an ambulatory corpse among the royals.
When nobody notices you've peeled and dawned the skin of their leader as a suit to hide your insect carapace.
Bruh my cheeks and abs hurt from all your videos EmKay love ya!
3:49 ~ Ghostbusters 2016 ... Ocean's 8 ... Charlie's Angels ... Mulan (2020) ... Star Wars 7-9... Bliss? I could go on.