Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!
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    The first few movies based on video games didn’t exactly give a great reputation to the genre. However the fourth video game movie to ever be made was Mortal Kombat, and it didn’t do too poorly at the box office-- meaning that the FIFTH video game movie ever made was a sequel! It… it wasn’t great.
    Mortal Kombat Annihilation raises a ton of questions. Like why did a bunch of the original actors quit? Why were the events of the first movie undone in just a few seconds? Why are is there an underground hamster ball network all of a sudden? Who hired these actors? Why do all the dead characters have identical brothers? What’s with that mud wrestling scene? Did a cameraman just attack Liu Kang?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @BlazerV61
    @BlazerV61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2536

    Camera men attacking lead characters is TIGHT

  • @ulisesjorge
    @ulisesjorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    "What's the story in this thing?"
    "Oh no no, none of that"
    "Oh, okay"

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about the story to the previous one?
      Well, the first thing we do is take the final scene and change it. Then we kill a main character.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Off to a great and accurate start, to be sure.

  • @TechDragon1
    @TechDragon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    *"Writing languagalistically"* is the most hilarious phrase I have ever heard. Where has that been all my life??

    • @spoonyg419
      @spoonyg419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks, I was wondering how to spell it.

    • @knightish
      @knightish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It certainly made me chuckle.

    • @FirecaseGene
      @FirecaseGene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It killled me .... Language-listicly speaking

    • @CeeworldMedia
      @CeeworldMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In his head lol

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Languagealistical writing is tight!

  • @fluidred
    @fluidred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    It always feels wonderful when you find one pitch meeting you didn't watch.

    • @kingofwrestling9758
      @kingofwrestling9758 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr. I keep finding them. I’ve watched a hundred or more already. Such good stuff.

  • @Thetazord
    @Thetazord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    “I don’t know, but they give him a haircut about it” LOL 😂

    • @Mbehrhshhenr
      @Mbehrhshhenr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wowowow wow wow

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is he Samson but with lightning powers? No hair, no powers?

    • @MrStringybark
      @MrStringybark 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      9 years later he adopts Dexter and then looks as if he aged 25 years.

  • @snake098765
    @snake098765 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    This pitch meeting actually makes the movie sound better than it is.

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was pretty good overall

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh wait I thought this was the recent one lol

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TROBassGuitar It's true, the pitch meeting makes looks so much better, that am actually thinking of watching it again honestly lol 😂🤣

    • @archaicsoul4597
      @archaicsoul4597 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It makes it sound like an actual movie as opposed to a masochism marathon

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@Keith D. That one wasn't really good either. None of the Mortal Kombat movies were actually good if we're honest with ourselves lol!

  • @aaronbouck7730
    @aaronbouck7730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    “Too bad you...will die.”
    Greatest line in cinema ever.

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everyone stood up and applauded!

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, Revenge Of The Sith has worse dialogue than that!

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@christianhardtofind6349 just barely tho...lol

    • @siegfriedc2332
      @siegfriedc2332 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@christianhardtofind6349Look up "Backstroke of the West". The subs it puts over Revenge of the Sith makes it so much funnier.

    • @katza831
      @katza831 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kal el no

  • @lyse
    @lyse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

    So... no one is going to conment about Ryan’s perfect acting “Too bad you... will die!”? I died at that line :))

    • @ulliquarahyuga7534
      @ulliquarahyuga7534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I came here looking for this 😂

    • @jeffwei
      @jeffwei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh?

    • @Arkainjel
      @Arkainjel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “And the Academy Award goes to...”

    • @Jmonkey25
      @Jmonkey25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAIT

    • @kobi-wanaenobi7080
      @kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, if you died than that's some real good acting.

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    "BARELY INCONVENIENCE HIM!"- Shao Kahn

    • @user-rb3yx1bf6g
      @user-rb3yx1bf6g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Tightality!

    • @particularbored6072
      @particularbored6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-rb3yx1bf6g Good one 🤣

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Get over here!" ---> "Get off my back!"

    • @joelgholami2672
      @joelgholami2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You will be barely inconvenienced mortal.

    • @zachsutton9866
      @zachsutton9866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No! Not Detroit!

  • @kingwill2282
    @kingwill2282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Whenever I get to the part in a movie when the title makes sense, I imagine producer guy saying "That's the name of the movie!"

    • @JanPopieluch
      @JanPopieluch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had that with the first episode of Into the Night :D

    • @danielmcgraw2327
      @danielmcgraw2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I do this whenever I'm watching a sequel or something- "he's from the first movie!"

    • @jenniferconstantine9041
      @jenniferconstantine9041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ryan saying this is literally my favorite part now of every pitch meeting where he says it.

    • @JanPopieluch
      @JanPopieluch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jenniferconstantine9041 mine is "I don't know!". I even used it in a pubslished film review once :D

    • @jasonb219
      @jasonb219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow wow wow wow imagination is tight

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    This is the Pich Meeting where he says "wow wow wow" the most, I loved it x)

    • @brianhanson7118
      @brianhanson7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As someone who watches videos at 1.5x speed, those moments are great!

    • @technomage6736
      @technomage6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow

    • @JB-ym4up
      @JB-ym4up 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WoW!

    • @gobbleswells2883
      @gobbleswells2883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WoOOW¡

    • @joester4life
      @joester4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "oh wow wow wow is TIGHT!"

  • @Fuzzy_Barbarian
    @Fuzzy_Barbarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "Believing in himself, huh? Sounds like it's gonna be hard."
    Mood.

  • @trybeingakr
    @trybeingakr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3362

    Then Liu Kang did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day!

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Naw it's probably fine

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Call backs to other videos are tight.

    • @ahmedwalid4819
      @ahmedwalid4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Wow wow wow wow

    • @themcusbiggestfan3210
      @themcusbiggestfan3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they should use that in a future pitch meeting

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Do you think that the backflip was hard to do?

  • @ACoderPerson
    @ACoderPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Anyone else notice that Ryan is slowly adding more and more wows to ”wow wow wow, wow”?

    • @Wats06071
      @Wats06071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I LOVE the wow wow wow .

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I worked, “Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience”, into a conversation yesterday! The people I was talking with did not get the reference.

    • @grumpy9721
      @grumpy9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alphagt62 wow
      Wow wow wow wow

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeahyeahyeah!

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Characters from a video game doing flippity-flips."
    This is a really good sentence, languagelistically speaking.

  • @PetePuebla
    @PetePuebla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    "He died in the first one too. Is this also his brother?"
    "I don't care."
    "That's fair. Me either to be honest."
    😂 🤣 🤣

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      His I don't care's on Super Mario Bros movie pitch meeting kills me

    • @lannielson1506
      @lannielson1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean, to be fair, 8yo me didn't care either and just wanted blue/yellow ninja flippy kicks.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least Scorpion's made sense. Even in the first movie he had the skull under the mask, implying that he's some kind of undead being.
      Sub-Zero was just to show the unmasked version from MK3. I think they treated it like a different character for the movie because money.

    • @MrSideswipe13
      @MrSideswipe13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 There are 2 Sub-Zeros and they are in fact brothers. The first one, however, does die and becomes Noob-Saibot (The black shadow ninja). Thats when his brother takes the Title of Sub-Zero. The good Sub-Zero is the one with the scar. It would have been better if they actually Brough Noob-Saibot into this film.

    • @idleoz21
      @idleoz21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrSideswipe13 they KINDA did when Ermac splits itself, the copy is meant to be Noob... Sorta

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "It's literally just a mud wrestling scene that's in there cuz I'm a little gross"
    Lmao, these pitch meetings are top tier.

  • @EdmundLoh
    @EdmundLoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    This is the right movie for the hero to do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day. But what a missed opportunity.

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      God damn it. Beat me to it

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think Ryan George is saving that plot for a truly epic cinematic work of art.

    • @kenoliver2782
      @kenoliver2782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You're going to have to get all the way off his back about that.

    • @rakdos36
      @rakdos36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@peterg76yt Or when it actually happens in the movie.

    • @charlierashi100
      @charlierashi100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ken Oliver, oh, lemme get off of that thing.

  • @laht93
    @laht93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I lost it at "it's kinda gonna resemble a fight"!

    • @tokus420
      @tokus420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yea, he nailed with that description lol!

    • @himdotcom
      @himdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment should get more love because Ryan nailed it with that one.

    • @NoteyouraveRage
      @NoteyouraveRage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too 😂

  • @cdorman11
    @cdorman11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "His heart belongs to Kitana."
    "Oh, are they a couple?"
    "Yeah, and they have been for several hours."
    "Very romantic."
    Love at first sight. I love love stories.

    • @XX-sp3tt
      @XX-sp3tt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty sure the tournament took place over days.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They weren't dating for most of that time.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, rushed love stories are TIGHT!

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XX-sp3tt but they spent very little time together. A few hours at most.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why I though I hated romance for most of my life

  • @agentmiko6049
    @agentmiko6049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "Oh okay, Lemme get off of that thing" is a seriously underrated line.

    • @safarnamaniac
      @safarnamaniac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's such a perfect That's What She Said set up

    • @PeamThePanda
      @PeamThePanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no it's not it's like the only one the comment section talks about next to "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "And then the Metal arm guy is gonna punch a centaur man"
    "Nice"
    "And he's gonna lose his metal arms"
    "Sounds like this might be a problem"
    "nah, he'll realise the power was within him all along and punch it with his normal arms"
    "Amazing, believe in yourself, great message for kids"

    • @smellycat6386
      @smellycat6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Those metal arms were just in the way

    • @alexkoder1982
      @alexkoder1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And he's going to be able to cause minor earthquakes with his metal arms.
      Hold on. Aren't we worried about kids trying to injure themselves so they can have metal arms to?

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Barely an inconvenience, then. 😄

    • @Dzurky
      @Dzurky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@flankspeed yeah he missed the golden opportunity. kinda sad though but the rest is briliant

    • @beastmode2541
      @beastmode2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan lost the opportunity

  • @mar10ssj1
    @mar10ssj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Can't believe that Cameraman did not become a lasting MK character.

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least we had Mokap!

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s too OP.

  • @daviddennis7063
    @daviddennis7063 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hearing Ryan Say "To Bad Yoouu... WILL DIE" perfectly synced was aaesome

  • @DavidErickRamos
    @DavidErickRamos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Need help...cannot find the “button button”

    • @TCthaCrisis
      @TCthaCrisis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's next to the button

    • @someone0
      @someone0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I guess it's not super easy barley an inconvenience all the time

    • @CaugheyMachine
      @CaugheyMachine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Use the keyboard shortcut -- hit Any key.

    • @gayatritripathisaxena7224
      @gayatritripathisaxena7224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's a button with a pretty big button on it.

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its labeled "Dislike Button" 😈

  • @kanyewest9591
    @kanyewest9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    ScreenRant: "Ooh Ryan what will we do without you"
    Ryan: "I don't know"
    ScreenRant: "fair enough"

    • @WolverineIncognito
      @WolverineIncognito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is Ryan quitting?

    • @Aeronor2001
      @Aeronor2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @N. Warner I'm gonna need you to get alllllllllll the way off of your soapbox.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Us being the people at Screen Rant?

    • @peace8381
      @peace8381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WolverineIncognito No he isn't.
      People just comment a lot that everybody is subscribed to ScreenRant just for Ryan George and his Pitch Meetngs.

    • @DSzaks
      @DSzaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wowwowwowwow.........
      .......... Wow.

  • @matthewsager925
    @matthewsager925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "All of the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again!"

  • @Daxyl
    @Daxyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Do a pitch meeting of Final Fantasy: Spirits within.
    "You have a movie for me?"
    "Yessir I do! A Final Fantasy movie!"
    "Oh wow! Final Fantasy! Will it have magic?"
    "No!"
    "An evil empire nearly in complete control of the world that in its hubris tries to take control of an ancient evil that seeks to destroy the world?"
    "Nope!"
    "Chocobos?"
    "Nuh-uh!"
    "Moogles?"
    "Nah!"
    "Any of the easily recognizable FF monsters like tonberry or behemoth?"
    "None at all!"
    "Airships?"
    "Well, planes and spaceships... so no!"
    "Will it at LEAST be set in another world with no connection to our world whatsoever?"
    "Nope! Earth in the future!"
    "Then what makes it a Final Fantasy movie?"
    "The name!"
    "Oh yeah! Names are tight!"

    • @harperharper6343
      @harperharper6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That was a disappointing movie

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think I saw it did it have a giant crystal that was important to the plot?

    • @Daxyl
      @Daxyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 I do not recall a crystal. There was the concept of the planet having a spirit called Gaia, which very VERY loosely correlates to the life stream in FF7, but that's about as close as it gets... Oh, and there was a scientist named Cid.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daxyl the movie I saw had a giant crystal in the earth. I think the hero became a part of it.

    • @moonwolfhowl
      @moonwolfhowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be a FANTASTIC Pitch Meeting seconded

  • @StefanGural
    @StefanGural 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Please do a PITCH MEETING for HIGHLANDER!!! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
    "But I want sequels."
    "What?"
    "I don't like that. I want sequels."
    "No, sir. It's the movie's catchphrase."
    "Oh catchphrases are tight!"
    "Yes, they are. But the story also doesn't lend itself to sequels."
    "How are we gonna solve that problem?"
    "Is it difficult to make just one movie, sir?"
    "No its super easy. Barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh really?"
    "Yeah. And if I want sequels, I'll just hire another screenwriter."
    "What?"
    (music sting)
    (Screenrant article)

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Catchphrase switchamaroos are TIGHT

    • @TheWhocaresusername
      @TheWhocaresusername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like you already wrote it for him lol

    • @zacharynugent9745
      @zacharynugent9745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg please.

    • @RtotheOY
      @RtotheOY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeaaaah do highlander!!! 😆

    • @alexkoder1982
      @alexkoder1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cut to Best friend, significant other, or Ryan wearing a wig.
      So you're the new screenwriter.

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Is this also his brother?"
    "I dont care"
    😂

  • @allanfrd
    @allanfrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    - "Starting the sequel by killing the best character from the previous movie is that going to be a problem?"
    - "That's probably fine."
    - "Amazing"

  • @nickkurszewski9869
    @nickkurszewski9869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'd like to see the pitch meeting for Mars Attacks.

  • @smellycat6386
    @smellycat6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I knew this movie was going to be bad the first 5 minutes in when the characters were different and Johnny Cage got killed.

    • @digital1401
      @digital1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      smelly cat I remember being so disappointed when I left the theater as a kid like wtf was that.

    • @wodencafe
      @wodencafe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@digital1401 Same

    • @petermarshall2256
      @petermarshall2256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because the first was such a good film?

    • @Rudoku1
      @Rudoku1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@petermarshall2256 It hid its shittiness better. Even kid me hated Annihilation. I felt bad for being mad that I couldn't see it in theaters once I finally got to see it.

    • @smellycat6386
      @smellycat6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@petermarshall2256 10 year old me thought it was good but annihilation was way worse.

  • @codysnowden2188
    @codysnowden2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    This movies whole creation... "Yeeaa It'll be fine!"

    • @boomerotic2498
      @boomerotic2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ohhh, the critical drinker is tight!

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That whole cast switch right at the start jesus

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Johnny Cage just kicked GORO'S ass so lets just kill him like hes chopped liver

    • @bboss7874
      @bboss7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally.. Or " when they see the rest it'll be okay" 🤔😒

    • @wes426
      @wes426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      being a critical drinker is super easy , barely an inconvenience

  • @ColdHawk
    @ColdHawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Great. So what’s the story in this thing?”
    “No-no-no, none of that.”
    You could cut and paste that into the pitch meeting for so many movies these days... sooo many... just sooooo many.

  • @airixxxx
    @airixxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Raiden against the Reptiles has to be one of the funniest scenes ever, besides the fact that no one is getting hit, you can see Raiden's stunt double face all the time, it's hilarious.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Question:
      Was Raiden and Reptile on that scene doing martial arts or ballet dances?

    • @aaronstevenson4136
      @aaronstevenson4136 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's basically a ballet recital.

  • @Morpheus0
    @Morpheus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Ryan George : "I don't, I don't care."
    Producer Guy who is definitely not Ryan George : "That's fair, me neither to be honest."
    The best

    • @Morpheus0
      @Morpheus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @drew pedersen If money's in, I'm in...😉

    • @phil2160
      @phil2160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Morpheus0 If he's in I'm in

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phil 21 Well if he’s in, I’m in

  • @bones22j
    @bones22j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Oh okay let me get off of that thing.”
    Gets me every time🤣

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "And then Liu Kand is gonna see a wolf and is gonna be attacked by the camera man"
    "What?"
    I rolled laughing

  • @annonymouslibertairian9120
    @annonymouslibertairian9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I hope the actress really nails that line." I literally spit coffee all over my screen.

    • @megaterio8
      @megaterio8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too... was epic

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Classes in Writing Languagistically will be held every other Wednesday on Zoom.
    You know, if he feels like it. 🤣😂

  • @user-cj9vi9or5o
    @user-cj9vi9or5o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    This movie could be summarized almost immediately, actually.
    ”Whoops!”
    ”Whoopsie!”

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Toasty!

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't feel like staying safe... I'm going to produce a video game movie!

    • @islandeveillard1510
      @islandeveillard1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the camera man."
      ✋😑👌

  • @arlopear7136
    @arlopear7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This pitch meeting was 60,000 times better than the actual movie

  • @waterywingz
    @waterywingz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Props to Ryan for having watched the whole movie and made sense of it to tell us about it again 💡

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the cameraman.” Im ded

  • @digital1401
    @digital1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Every pitch meeting he says
    “I don’t care” is hilarious.

    • @SiroBenju
      @SiroBenju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same! All petitioning him to add that to his recurring lines--it explains so much so quickly 🤣

  • @nurse425
    @nurse425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love how, between MK1 and Annihilation , the costumes went from looking pretty damn believable to Power Ranger levels of unbelievability!

    • @wittyjoker4631
      @wittyjoker4631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right like why not just reuse the costumes from mk1.

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wittyjoker4631 because they now need to look like the MK3 versions, so it go the old MK2 inspired ones

  • @jedc6507
    @jedc6507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "how does that happen"
    "well idk, I wrote that it happened so it seems like it's gonna happen"
    best movie logic ever lol

  • @sergio.h1985
    @sergio.h1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I feel Ryan could have spent about 3 more minutes talking about the CGI, which would be longer than the total amount that the CGI team spent

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Doing cgi with a shoestring budget in the 90s probably wasnt that easy.

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "So what's the story?"
    "Oh no none of that" 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Raiden comes back to life"
    "How does that happen?"
    "Well I wrote that it happens, so it seems like it's gonna happen"
    LMAO where does this guy come up with this genius dialogue!

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:07 this part killed me....Ryan pls dont change ever xdddd

  • @Paganbeliever
    @Paganbeliever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "so you have a movie for me?"
    "No Sir I don't"
    "You don't?"
    "No... No... It's more like a cashgrabby thing"

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Ryan or Critical Drinker: "Naw, it'll be fine."

    • @rubenchavez223
      @rubenchavez223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best comment

    • @Waaagh40KRed
      @Waaagh40KRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Anyway that's all I've got for today. Go away now!

    • @TheStonewall117
      @TheStonewall117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I understood that reference

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @Missjunebugfreak
      @Missjunebugfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Critical Drinker is awesome.

  • @kidcrusher666
    @kidcrusher666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    these pitch meetings are literally the sunshine to my day, OHRLY?

  • @hiddenshadow2105
    @hiddenshadow2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Writer-Guy: "I freaking love hamsters!"
    Somehow, I am not surprised.

  • @Vyufta1
    @Vyufta1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Face Off" pitch meeting!
    "Well now that the movie is over, I bet its gonna be real tough for him to get his face back since the special dr that did it is dead now?"
    "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    "Oh, really?!"
    "Yeah. He just gets it fixed, it's all good."
    "They didn't have to search at all for a capable doctor willing to perform a face transplant?"
    "That's what we're going with."
    "Well okay then!"

    • @charleslee8313
      @charleslee8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bravo! That was a good one.
      I had a similar one for "The Wizard Of Oz".

    • @Vyufta1
      @Vyufta1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@charleslee8313 A pitch meeting for Wizard of Oz would be a trip! I hope we see it someday.

    • @vladimirefest4980
      @vladimirefest4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This sounds exactly like something from a pitch meeting

    • @charleslee8313
      @charleslee8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Vyufta1 This was the "super easy" joke I had for it:
      "Well, with Dorothy's chances of getting back home literally flying away, it must be rather difficult for her to return to Kansas."
      "Actually, it's super easy; barely an inconvenience."
      "Oh, really?!"
      "Yeah, Glenda told her to click her heels together three times, and think 'There's no place like home,' then she's back."
      "Wait... so this good witch could have told her this information ages ago? She should be the bad witch."

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That movie makes face transplants seem super easy, barely an inconvenience. By the end of the movie they've swapped faces more than once, and they never even have any bruising, swelling, stitches, or scars. Not even a recovery period.

  • @ryanm.6005
    @ryanm.6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Even at 14 years old, I knew Sindel's acting was at porn movie levels.

    • @tyrionlannister4920
      @tyrionlannister4920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      that acting and CGI is taring me apart Lisa!!!!

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I've seen porn with good acting lol 🤣

    • @x5992
      @x5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Musetta Vander. In the late 90s, she was a go-to hot girl on a budget. To be fair, she was pretty hot.

    • @sterling7
      @sterling7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ...I'm not going to ask how much porn acting you had seen at 14 to warrant that comparison.

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tyrionlannister4920 oh hi khan

  • @Fybuh
    @Fybuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Too bad YOU, will die"
    The most cringe line ever

    • @peterkrug2327
      @peterkrug2327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Too bad YOUR...movie will suck!"

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel the need to point you towards "oh God, oh no, oh God, oh no"

    • @calebray1834
      @calebray1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Trolls 2: “Oh My Goooood!

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pretty sure "Rey Skywalker." is worse.

    • @christianhardtofind6349
      @christianhardtofind6349 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not even as bad as some of the lines from "Revenge of the Sith."

  • @swintjoker
    @swintjoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've watched all the pitch meetings. This one had me laughing my ass off more than any other. Your writing ,the acting with the "I don't care attitude" added with the clips of this awful movie were pure gold. Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in awhile.

    • @blinkmusic88
      @blinkmusic88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't there a pitch meeting for the 1995 mk movie? I can't seem to find it, but I swear I remember it

    • @littlesaresare
      @littlesaresare 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Super Marios pitch meeting is great for the "I just don't care" attitude.

  • @darkcornholio
    @darkcornholio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Skipping return of the king is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @coreyw5981
      @coreyw5981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ugh yes i must have. And all the horrible hobbit movies

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Subverting expectations is TIGHT!

    • @bitfusionsouthafrica
      @bitfusionsouthafrica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I bet that will be released next week

    • @realBlueMoonMusic
      @realBlueMoonMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@coreyw5981 They really weren't "horrible". Just not nearly as good as the Lord of the Rings.

    • @themanyouwanttobe
      @themanyouwanttobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd like you to get off Ryan's back about that.

  • @MrHardfoot
    @MrHardfoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Damnit, I put a lot of effort and alcohol into forgetting this movie existed.

    • @18deadmonkeys
      @18deadmonkeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. It's almost as bad as losing the game.

    • @patblabla8306
      @patblabla8306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @samuelasein6810
      @samuelasein6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao!!! Ryan just basically gave an explanation of why the movie did not make any sense to high school me. Lol!

  • @g.w.7893
    @g.w.7893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    " It's probably fine..." - Modern Hollywood in a nutshell.

  • @spiderpooldevi243
    @spiderpooldevi243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just came here after new Mortal Kombat 2021 trailer.....

  • @mercylimpokhuwe
    @mercylimpokhuwe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    PG: so what's the story?
    WG: oh none of that.
    PG: wow wow wow wow, movies without stories are tight.

  • @GorramT
    @GorramT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I remember my friends and I watching thinking, “nah, Johnny Cage ain’t dead. He’ll come back any second now....”

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I hope the actress really nails that line.”
    Lol!!

  • @ioncamin5
    @ioncamin5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have GOT to do a Pitch Meeting for the new Mortal Kombat...its like a movie made for this specifically

  • @kuziokundera
    @kuziokundera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Please Do “Flash Gordon” 1980, or “Masters of the Universe”

  • @Cinsavant
    @Cinsavant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I absolutely need a t-shirt that says "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that". Make it happen, please

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seconded.

    • @ivanrios5466
      @ivanrios5466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes please!

    • @kevinkassoka8628
      @kevinkassoka8628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @g.w.7893
      @g.w.7893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure you yourself can make that happen.

    • @Cinsavant
      @Cinsavant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@g.w.7893 I don't want to make it happen...I want him to benefit off of his own work by providing a t shirt for me to buy

  • @Spacecrust
    @Spacecrust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nightwolf was actually done really well, the transformation looks cool

  • @mitlandir5761
    @mitlandir5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the way Ryan writes words languagilistically!

  • @timestamp2525
    @timestamp2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "He also died in the first movie. Is this also his brother?"
    "I do - I don't care" 😂

  • @pcssfc
    @pcssfc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “So what’s the story”
    “Ah no non of that”

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lynden : ''Ehh...no sequel for me.''
    Bridget : ''Nope! Just remembered i've got that..other thing going right now.''
    Christopher : ''No thank you.''
    Robin : ''.... *sigh* .... ok. Sure.''

  • @yangonnerd6669
    @yangonnerd6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pressing LIKE the moment i hear "so you have a movie for me" LOVE IT!

  • @BFizzi719
    @BFizzi719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Director: "Are you sure you can handle the dragon special effects?"
    Effects guy: "Oh yea. It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "He passed that test earlier, right"
    "The one where he held himself back from sleeping with a woman he had literally just met"
    I mean that's not always super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @nooctip
      @nooctip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      But t can be tight.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would have failed that test.

    • @buddyfett1341
      @buddyfett1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've failed that test a few times.

    • @DexDexter0
      @DexDexter0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jebu911
      Easy test to pass.
      Skarlet

  • @EarlyBirm
    @EarlyBirm ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that you covered this. Love love love that you covered this movie!!

  • @PaulSman123
    @PaulSman123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO, the "What?" part at 3:10 got me man

  • @anhad004
    @anhad004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I was literally not interested in this movie but I freakin' wanted a Pitch Meeting of it.

    • @RobotHau5
      @RobotHau5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was an abomination nearly on par with Dragonball Evolution.

    • @anhad004
      @anhad004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RobotHau5 That's true.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same 😂😂

  • @joenesvick7043
    @joenesvick7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Christopher Lambert wouldn't return, and he did those Highlander sequels. Hey I never saw Speed 2, but Keanu Reeves didn't return and he did those Matrix sequels

    • @comicbookfanboy2183
      @comicbookfanboy2183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He and Sean Connery were contractually obligated to do Highlander 2. Which they both disowned before the film was even released. They knew how bad it was.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@comicbookfanboy2183 As bad as it was, it still wasn't as bad as the following sequels.
      At least the TV series was good.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dreamlandnightmare I'd say the third movie is better than the second, not that that's a high bar to get over. The plot was pretty much just a rehash of the first one, after all. But you know, when your first movie's premise is "There can be only one" and at the end there is only one, maybe, just maybe, movie-wise, there should only be one ;)

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dreamlandnightmare The Matrix sequels were infinitely better than the Highlander sequels. The only redeeming factor of the Highlander sequels are the individual actors in them such as Chistopher Lambert, Michael Ironside, Mario Van Peebles, Virginia Madsen, and Mako.

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What are these Highlander sequels you are all talking about? There's only one. There can be only one!

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are always fantastic, I could watch one of these for every popular movie. Keep up the great work.

  • @Daredevilsprmcy
    @Daredevilsprmcy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved it. This movie was actually requested by me, and I am the guy that also loves the “get all the way off my back” line that is used in the Pitch Meetings. Thank you so much.

  • @SevenPhotonsFilms
    @SevenPhotonsFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "....and then all the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again...." this kind of summarizes the quality of the movie.

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Writer Guy: "I really like hamsters!"
    Pretty sure most of the production's crew really liked gerbils, too. =/

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth google "richard gere gerbil" =)

    • @Cristopher.C
      @Cristopher.C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamesanthony8438 I hate you now

    • @justsomemegwithalongnose7116
      @justsomemegwithalongnose7116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      arinze

    • @18bluecat
      @18bluecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesanthony8438 it's proven false by snopes.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@18bluecat And some trailer-trash couple in a mobile home with access to Google are leading world experts in fact-finding... how again? How often are 'snopes' ever actually right about anything? They've got the same success ratio with facts as the main stream media... and that ain't much. =)

  • @shawnberry760
    @shawnberry760 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My favorite part of the movie is when they reuse a piece of footage. I believe it was when shao khan hit rain with a hammer and he fell into a pit of flames and then somebody else goes in there and it’s the same footage of rain falling into the fire.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My favorite was Raiden and Reptile fighting each other with ballerina twirl kicks.

  • @justaguywholikeshentai9019
    @justaguywholikeshentai9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And now we got a new Mortal Kombat movie that may do them justice!

  • @shadowdragonlord2295
    @shadowdragonlord2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Power Rangers movie
    Charlie's Angels 2019
    Chappie
    Short Circuit

    • @gwyld
      @gwyld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually, Charlie's Angels,no matter what year.

    • @purpleganja2
      @purpleganja2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +1 for short circuit!

    • @JamestheXennial
      @JamestheXennial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God, yes. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, ESPECIALLY.

    • @Dori-Ma
      @Dori-Ma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll throw _The Adventures of Pluto Nash_ in there too.

    • @joshuatoms7664
      @joshuatoms7664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Short Circuit is OFF LIMITS. I like my childhood...

  • @overkillz2721
    @overkillz2721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mortal Kombat Pitch Meeting??? This is gonna be TIGHT!

  • @simeceleski9700
    @simeceleski9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well done mate keep these videos coming 😂👌

  • @NetAndyCz
    @NetAndyCz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think that Mortal Kombat had really cool music.

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *Do already "Idiocracy"!* That movie, or rather the Documentary deserves a pitch meeting! That would be tight.

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That movie's concept frightens

    • @haris000000
      @haris000000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moves resembling reality are TIGHT !!!

    • @particularbored6072
      @particularbored6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, he should "do already" the "moves" about the world getting dumber lol. Also, Random capitalization is tight! 🤭😁😉

  • @Andyamalik
    @Andyamalik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OMFG RYAN YOU TOOK MY SUGGESTION TO DO THIS MOVIE
    YOU ROCKKKKKK!!!

  • @G360LIVE
    @G360LIVE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @3:55
    Fun fact: The guy doing the fighting as Raiden is Ray Park, Darth Maul himself.

  • @lucasrfma
    @lucasrfma 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got stuck in a loop at the syndell part.... That acting is true gold

  • @itsakingproduction727
    @itsakingproduction727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I died at "writing langualigistically"!! How the hell do you come up with these stuff for the videos?? Freaking genius! 😩😂😂😂

  • @arnabpaul4073
    @arnabpaul4073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Hair dressing gods are tight".. Actually I need a God who can grow my hair back.. 😥😥

  • @martialmonk2434
    @martialmonk2434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these! It would be really cool to see Equilibrium and Up!

  • @joneschad2810
    @joneschad2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im so pumped for the new one!