Can we talk about how they called manga mango the entire time? Also, wait in the dragonball movie he goes to a modern school? I've seen like three episodes of dragonball and that doesnt seem right
"It used to be a mango" Yeah, that's definitely the level of knowledge of the relevant canon that was on display there. Another fine example of "Hey, there's this popular thing - let's take the name and slap it on an unrelated piece of Hollywood schlock with the very vaguest of thematic similarities. Maybe use the main protagonist's name, but even that is a very shaky "maybe" a lot of the time.
The better looking, smarter, nicer older brother. I hate to say it, but as bad as this movie is, it's actually loads better than The Last Airbender movie.
Since then, japan bought this wanna be *Godzilla* and Renamed him to *ZILLA* .. and KILLED him *GODZILLA FINAL WARS* No joke. That's pure hatred and I love it!
Hiroshima bomb attack wasn't disrespectful. Pearl Harbor happen first we just did that to even the score and eventually win. Now Japan isn't an evil country.
@@kylewagner2004 So when someone attacks a military base, you "even the score" by dropping two atomic bombs on thousands of unarmed civilians?. Didn't you already even the score when you destroyed their navy and dropped fire bombs on multiple Japanese cities, including Tokyo which was almost completely destroyed?
When he said "4-Chis pizza," I had to stifle a laugh because I was eating pizza while watching this. Sadly, not a cheese pizza, but still pizza nonetheless.
Well I mean the guy who made dragon Ball evolution did apologize to dragon Ball fans because he did little to no research on this film and that's why he got so many things wrong like the only things that were right about the movie were the names and the fact that you needed seven dragon balls but then he didn't even use all seven dragon balls at the end of the movie he only used one and he got his wish lol
The existance of this movie only makes me think about how some people get to play with and waste large amounts of money that I will probably never have in my entire life.
When I get a billion dollars, the first thing I'm going to do is make an erotic furry fiction from deviantart into a movie and market it worldwide and see what the world does just because that would be hilarious.
"Have you seen it?" "No I haven't" "Me neither but I did briefly look it online" Yep sounds like the exact amount of effort that was put into that movie.
GrimmBones and he also said he knew enough about Dragonball to decline help from Akira Toriyama. Which to be fair probably wouldn’t have helped the movie all that much given Toriyama’s memory
You know a movie is bad when the director actually makes a formal apology to the fans and admits he was solely focused on making a quick cash grab, and not on making a good story. He himself also admitted that he knew nothing about DBZ.
@DarkSchneider oh my god, I didn't know Stephen Chow was involved in any way in this hot garbage of a movie. I enjoyed all of his directed movies so this is a big shock to me.
i have one answer... and that is It doesn't, we burned the people who made it at the stake. For this horrendous film that was nothing like the anime/manga
You know, just find the spaceship God used to come to earth, fix it, fly through half the galaxy and team up with a guy who tried to murder everyone of you last month to topple an evil empire; barely an inconvenience.
11 years ago the stars have aligned and gave birth to a movie so terrible it swore it wouldn't allow another movie so terrible to walk the earth... and oblivion followed in it's steps...
I really wish they said something about how Goku fantasizing over Chi-Chi is completely different from the anime where he neglects her for 90% of the show
"That's the name of the mango!" Ryan George reminds me of a sort of high energy Leslie Nielsen. Like Leslie, his comic delivery and timing are so natural that even corny jokes like that are hilarious.
@@andrescarrasco1248 Or maybe all of the above. A drunk intern searched online and vaguely described it to the film director. Who was possibly drunk too. Or high.
This is the only time I've seen scenes from this movie more than ever! Haha, and it's much better too! Every time he said "Mango" is just like Hollywood acts like when they think having an idea of the source material when in reality they have absolute zero! 🤣👏🏼
"None of these moments are gonna have effect on anyone's emotions whatsoever." I guess he means the characters. The audience felt all kinds of bad emotions.
In the movie's defense emotions are hard to write...and convey in any sense. Especially in a big movie where people have to feel things. Maybe we should give them a pass this time. They probably did there best here. **total sarcasm**
R.I.P. Akira Toriyama Sensei. Thank you for all the inspiration and dream you gave to the young boys and girls which subsequently strengthened their mind and spirit, creating a generation of adventurous people fighting hard for their dreams. You will be missed.
"Master Roshi tells him it's an airbending technique" "Oh airbending huh?" "Yeah pretty sure that's just a general anime term we can use." LMFAO did they actually call it airbending in the movie?!
"And then, if Goku wants to defeat Piccolo, he has to struggle with his inner demons, but also find his true self." I love how all emotional investment is gone from the Screenwriter's voice as he describes such a generic third-act trope, then immediately comes to life as he explains how easily it resolves itself.
“For the sequel that we’re gonna make after this is a huge success...” Somehow, this line makes me want to laugh hysterically AND cringe uncontrollably at the same time.
According to Wikipedia, mangoes are adapted to an elephant-like creature in India that went extinct long ago, and would have probably gone extinct with them if not for humans. Pickled mangoes were so popular in the American colonies that they were seen as the default thing to pickle, much like cucumbers today. They also were revered during the Chinese Cultural Revolution for supposedly containing Chairman Mao's essence. They're interesting.
That's strange... I keep reloading this youtube video titled 'Dragonball Evolution Pitch Meeting', but nothing comes up? Why would they upload a blank youtube video? The same darn thing happened when I tried to watch 'The Last Airbender Pitch Meeting'... So strange.
The Jupiter Ascending Honest Trailer is great "If you've been waiting for a female sci-fi lead character on par with Ripley or Sarah Connor, get ready... to keep waiting"
@Md Fayezio But that literally changed nothing for King Kai. At least if he wished back grandpa Gohan, he’d have at least seen Goku grow and have his own family.
@@aavila1206 in the Manga his grandpa specifically didn’t want to come back to life since he was happy in the afterlife. Goku meets him when he visits Uranai baba. It’s actually kind of a touching moment
“ There’s a cool fight scene!” “ why doesn’t Goku explain why they’re there?” “ so the fight scene can happen!” You know… To be fair that’s actually a good point about Dragon Ball.
At this period of time Gokus power level would have been between 25 - 40 . Not very high . But in comparison to a full growth adult males power level only being about 5 I guess its pretty good .
"Oh, hitting flies into your grandfather's mouth is tight." Well, whatever floats your boat. I love all Ryan's Pitch Meetings, but this is one of my favorites!
“Not only do I not see anything wrong with that, I’m going to spend a lot of money to bring it to life” „the power of his forehead vein“ lmfao. I immediately remembered that vein when I saw the new video was dragon ball z
@@יובלרוט-ת4ת I don’t really think she pushed him so much, she prolly said “hey goku u wanna try something” and Goku prolly said “erm.. ok I like a challenge” and then gohan was born 😂😂😂
@@amanjanko3950 Dragonball Super was not particularly well received. The first 2 arcs were just lengthening 2 movies that had been made. Power scaling somehow became even more farcical and inconsistent. It did have one all-time great line in the dub though, "Hold your fire! This man is not Black."
I haven't seen this movie, but just from the few little glimpses we get of it here it looks like it was created for the single purpose of punching every Dragon Ball fan in the soul 60 times a minute for the entire movie.
@@fightingmedialounge519 Not really, but the second one was just an addition I tought of after typing the previous one. I just felt like writing it on a new comment instead of editing the previous one. I also tought they were a bit separate in the points they were trying to establish, so I kept them separated.
If this movie wasnt titled dragon ball and was just some random action movie. I'm sure it would be a good movie. But that's not the case and this movie is terrible because of that
Despite the fact that I remember seeing this in theaters in 2009, being reminded what this movie looked like makes me feel like it came out around the same time as the old live action Super Mario Bros movie.
That small break between the "Wow"'s: Will there be a whole bunch of "Wow"'s coming? None at all? That pivotal moment where the viewer is held in thrall...then a single "Wow". Really evocative of Goddard without the presumption. Stark as an Ansel Adams print, but with words and action and stuff.
I like how they used "mango" instead of "manga" to actually describe the guys who created this awful movie. That's quite amazing humor and character build up.
This pitch meeting is the best explanation of the movie I have ever heard. I like this version better than what we got. I've never heard of Dragon Ball mango, but it sounds delicious.
The movie was actually a lot worse than portrayed here.
I can believe that, this made it look amazing 😍
He went pretty easy on them honestly, probably not a DB fan but I forgive you Ryan!
@@gkimz1 My thoughts exactly
Can we talk about how they called manga mango the entire time? Also, wait in the dragonball movie he goes to a modern school? I've seen like three episodes of dragonball and that doesnt seem right
@@antifaweeb6707 He doesn't no.
This pitch meeting is better than the whole movie.
No... it just made me cringe even harder and made me remember how terrible the movie is and every reason why I do
Not hard.
Watching paint dry is better than the whole movie.
Likewise can be said of a number of these.
That's not saying much.
It physically hurts to even see clips of this movie. Even without sound
Same here man.
I feel your pain
The good news: Jamie Chung is an attractive lady.
The bad news: Everything else.
im glad im not the only one that felt this way...
I never saw the movie and yet I still feel pain when exposed to short soundless clips of it
Screenwriter: "Have you seen DragonBall? It's an anime."
Producer: "No no I haven't actually."
Screenwriter: "Me neither..."
100% accurate
This was the comment I was looking for
"It used to be a mango"
Yeah, that's definitely the level of knowledge of the relevant canon that was on display there. Another fine example of "Hey, there's this popular thing - let's take the name and slap it on an unrelated piece of Hollywood schlock with the very vaguest of thematic similarities. Maybe use the main protagonist's name, but even that is a very shaky "maybe" a lot of the time.
Also with Avatar 🙄
"It used to be a _japanese_ mango."
"V e r y e x o t i c"
and expensive
M a n g o e s
Expensive mangoes are tight
the mango was better
Well in the Philippines, you can translate the word "mango" into "mangga"
Calling this movie trash would be an insult to trash everywhere.
Hard Truth
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
At least trash is food for flies. This movie doesn’t even respect flies. It literally flicked a fly into an old dudes mouth.
(Stephen Ahaszuk) Good one. 😂👍
@@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 indeed, trash was once useful, or made of sth useful.
Ahh yes, the older brother of the cursed Avatar movie
That new video of yours
👀
👃
👄
Whos the mother and the father 😲
f in the chat
The better looking, smarter, nicer older brother. I hate to say it, but as bad as this movie is, it's actually loads better than The Last Airbender movie.
Airbender was a good movie!
0:49
"So in terms of power levels..."
Well played, Ryan.
"America's biggest insult to Japanese culture since Hiroshima!"
- honest trailers
Since then, japan bought this wanna be *Godzilla* and Renamed him to *ZILLA* .. and KILLED him
*GODZILLA FINAL WARS*
No joke. That's pure hatred and I love it!
@@FizzleFX yeah, didn't Toho buy the rights to zilla just so they could have the real Godzilla kick his ass?
YES!!!
Honest Trailers with TFS was the funniest yet!!!!
Hiroshima bomb attack wasn't disrespectful. Pearl Harbor happen first we just did that to even the score and eventually win. Now Japan isn't an evil country.
@@kylewagner2004 So when someone attacks a military base, you "even the score" by dropping two atomic bombs on thousands of unarmed civilians?. Didn't you already even the score when you destroyed their navy and dropped fire bombs on multiple Japanese cities, including Tokyo which was almost completely destroyed?
"And now there's gonna be two Chi-Chis."
"Oh, it's like a 4-Chis pizza."
This is a ridiculously underrated joke that deserves more attention.
Uh- explain please
@@leosnake4692 2x Chi Chis = 4 Chis = Four Cheese. Damn man, try to keep up, lol
When he said "4-Chis pizza," I had to stifle a laugh because I was eating pizza while watching this. Sadly, not a cheese pizza, but still pizza nonetheless.
I laughed so hard! 😂
I paused the show to make this comment but here it is. Literally the best joke made on this channel.
"He will just kinda do the thing that has to be done. He just does it." Literally the amount of effort that went into this movies script.
That a complant
I LOVE the metal slime in your profile pic. I've recently been playing DQM, such a fun series.
@@KeeliaSilvis Dragon Quest Your Story was good movie
Well I mean the guy who made dragon Ball evolution did apologize to dragon Ball fans because he did little to no research on this film and that's why he got so many things wrong like the only things that were right about the movie were the names and the fact that you needed seven dragon balls but then he didn't even use all seven dragon balls at the end of the movie he only used one and he got his wish lol
I watched it in theaters... and part of my brain thought it didn't exist.
“Eat those strawberries chi chi. Eat them😁”
Fackin hell lol
should have eaten a mango
@@lancourt A _Japanese_ mango.
@@optillian4182 So exotic!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The existance of this movie only makes me think about how some people get to play with and waste large amounts of money that I will probably never have in my entire life.
Thats how Disney s been as of late
This kind of movie only exist for money laundering or thats what i make myself believe
Pretty much. "Why can't I be a screenwriter? Someone paid for THIS to get made, didn't they?"
never getting to achieve your dreams is tight!
When I get a billion dollars, the first thing I'm going to do is make an erotic furry fiction from deviantart into a movie and market it worldwide and see what the world does just because that would be hilarious.
"Have you seen it?"
"No I haven't"
"Me neither but I did briefly look it online"
Yep sounds like the exact amount of effort that was put into that movie.
Almost step by step.
The guy who made the movie did say himself that he never even watched Dragon Ball, so yeah.
GrimmBones and he also said he knew enough about Dragonball to decline help from Akira Toriyama.
Which to be fair probably wouldn’t have helped the movie all that much given Toriyama’s memory
More effort honestly.
Jodon The Sith I literally read this looking for your comment because yes the description is 1000% more effort than what was done
0:41 "That's the name of the mango!"
Ryan George while carrying this whole channel on his back.
Screen Rant: Oh hey sorry, lemme get off of that thing
@@silverblue73 Screen Rant: haha i was joking, pitch meetings go brr brr
@@silverblue73 I see what you did there 😄
wowowowowow .. wow
Cristhian Ramirez yeah I don’t get it why brr brr?
"And then some bullies, they try some vehicular manslaughter on him."
I laughed my head off
when was that line? i don't remember hearing that
@@ambrar12 Oh man. That was two years ago. Memory has long forgotten that - sorry (:
I've recently added "wow wow wow" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience." "That's tight." To my vocabulary. My wife isn't amused.
Ahhh wives not being amused is TIGHT!
Whoopsie
Tell her to _get all the way off your back on that one._
wow wow wow
Heathen, "Fair enough."
You know a movie is bad when the director actually makes a formal apology to the fans and admits he was solely focused on making a quick cash grab, and not on making a good story. He himself also admitted that he knew nothing about DBZ.
I only found the screenwriter's apology online, nothing from the director.
@DarkSchneider oh my god, I didn't know Stephen Chow was involved in any way in this hot garbage of a movie. I enjoyed all of his directed movies so this is a big shock to me.
@@Sercotani read what he wrote? He clearly meant that Chow was not involved in any way
The director made it into a Final Destination
@@Sercotani He just said that Stephen Chow wasnt involved amd should have been.
_I thought we all agreed that this movie doesn’t exist_
The pictures from this movie look... traumatising.
You agreed.
i have one answer... and that is It doesn't, we burned the people who made it at the stake. For this horrendous film that was nothing like the anime/manga
Alongside Airbender yes
What movie
I straight up LOST IT when he said "That's the name of the mango"
Me too
I hope you found it!
@@jeromevaleska2014 did you?
@@LeshAran Well, I didn’t lose anything. Tell me what you misplaced though and we’ll see if we can do anything to find it.
@@jeromevaleska2014 sorry to read that and no thank you 🙂↔️
"So you have a movie idea for me?"
"No sir I don't."
just several minutes of them staring at eachother awkwardly
First guy to ever pitch nothing at a pitch meeting
"Would you like to come to my place?"
pentelegomenon *blush* “Uh, yeah, maybe we could watch a movie?”
“Oh you don’t?”
“Yeah yeah yeah”
“How come?”
“I forgot to write one”
“Oh, forgetting things is tight!”
"Not only do I not see anything wrong with that, I'm going to spend a lot of money bringing that image to life"
~Mango lover.
Underground Volcanos are TIGHT!
Goku: **Dies
again**
Mango fans: It's gonna be hard to bring him back to life
Toriyama: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience...
You know, just find the spaceship God used to come to earth, fix it, fly through half the galaxy and team up with a guy who tried to murder everyone of you last month to topple an evil empire; barely an inconvenience.
They have 3 Sets of Dragon Balls now
That wasn't for Goku though, that was for the triclops, the pokemon and the green slug man
Almost forgot the guy Bulma dumped for an asshole prince
frisianmouve poor Yamcha at least he has an excellent baseball career.
“Four Chi’s pizza”
That is unbelievably brilliant!
"I don't see what could go wrong here."
Everything. All the things. If it's a thing in this movie, it went wrong.
Tho only reason I'm somewhat grateful for this monstrosity, is because it introduced me to Jamie Chung...
You said it!
11 years ago the stars have aligned and gave birth to a movie so terrible it swore it wouldn't allow another movie so terrible to walk the earth... and oblivion followed in it's steps...
Actually nothing was wrong really it was a fine movie
@Furyan Auror the movie is good fight me
Ok, imma just say it.... The Mango was better the movie. For one thing, it was way more delicious. The flavor was over 9000.
😂Yes!
I hate you so much.
Oh hell yeah eat those strawberries 😁😁
Yo mama 😂😂
Na, I'm pretty sure that's impossible.
This pitch meeting is way better than that monstrosity of a movie.
Listening to them describe this train wreck was better than watching it.
You can say that about literally any movie
M equals 13 which is why it was said
I really wish they said something about how Goku fantasizing over Chi-Chi is completely different from the anime where he neglects her for 90% of the show
*99% of the time
@@neerajcherukuri4052 150% of the time. Remember, Dragon Balls and Chambers of Space and Time.
@gentblue
We're talking about Dragon Ball, not Z.
0.025% of the story does have any interest in Chi Chi beyond, "LET'S FIGHT!"
@@SheetMan wasn't it near 0%
The filmmakers probably should have thought about her not being an object *before* they cast Jamie Chung.
Probably would have been better if the movie was about delicious mangos
*Foodfight?*
Sausage Party eventually...
@@FizzleFX I'm tempted to say Sausage Party was better than... this... and I think I would be right.
Now ain’t that some food for thought.
“This used to be a Japanese mango!”
This is the highest tier of anime trolling I’ve ever witnessed in my life. THIS is the final form!!
@@AstariahJW No
@@AstariahJW Japanese mango
@@AstariahJW mango
@@AstariahJW I’m sorry, I’ll stop now. They were quoting the video, which deliberately got it wrong.
@@AstariahJW you’re missing the joke completely
“😮That’s the name of the mango!”
"O, Eat those strawberries Chi Chi, eat em"
I nearly chocked laughing:))))
I never thought those string of words would make me laugh this hard hahahaha
Definitely my biggest laugh line.
It used to be a mango🤣🤣🤣🤣
"That's the name of the mango!"
Ryan George reminds me of a sort of high energy Leslie Nielsen. Like Leslie, his comic delivery and timing are so natural that even corny jokes like that are hilarious.
That’s a really good comparison. Nice!
I think you hit the nail on the head!
Hitting nails on the head are Tight!
true
He's so hood at it, I only noticed the corny-nest of the hoke til u pointed it out 😅
Most accurate pitch meeting ever: just searched online for what the show is about, not even saw pictures
Probly the film director did the same the thing
More like an intern searched online and vaguely described what they read.
@@tonyblake7569 or maybe he read it drunk, and barely remembered it when writing the script
@@andrescarrasco1248 Or maybe all of the above. A drunk intern searched online and vaguely described it to the film director. Who was possibly drunk too. Or high.
@@RPGmaxime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
US Government: After Hiroshima and Nagasaki, no one can hurt Japan as much as we did.
FOX STUDIOS:
you forgot to finish off with: hold my beer!
@@AnelorGalor Exactly what I was thinking.
Omg 🙊🤣
@@AnelorGalor Hold my mango
Japan: Nope were still okay!
Fox Studios: *Looks at Live Action Akira rights*
"Oh hell yeah. Eat those strawberries Chi-chi. Eat em"
That cracked me up more than I feel it should've
This is the second time I've seen this movie. This version is better.
This is the only time I've seen scenes from this movie more than ever! Haha, and it's much better too! Every time he said "Mango" is just like Hollywood acts like when they think having an idea of the source material when in reality they have absolute zero! 🤣👏🏼
Yep
I bet the other watch was from honest trailers
Please tell me you didn't spend money to watch this abomination.
@@darkop861 I did. I also saw ultraviolet. It is debatable which is worse.
"None of these moments are gonna have effect on anyone's emotions whatsoever."
I guess he means the characters. The audience felt all kinds of bad emotions.
Maybe he means that the audience just doesn't care st this point since the movie is just....just awful
In the movie's defense emotions are hard to write...and convey in any sense. Especially in a big movie where people have to feel things. Maybe we should give them a pass this time. They probably did there best here. **total sarcasm**
im sorry what audience?
@@JTD2024 The Dragon Ball fans who went in expecting a good movie.
First rule of DBZ, we don’t talk about evolution.
Second rule of DBZ don't talk about GT
@@diobuthesconfused7507 not that far gt was awesome I don't get the hate
@@erueka6 me neither why I am not a plot person i do enjoy the action
same rule applies for ATLA and Percy Jackson Fandom
It was a horrible movie
R.I.P. Akira Toriyama Sensei. Thank you for all the inspiration and dream you gave to the young boys and girls which subsequently strengthened their mind and spirit, creating a generation of adventurous people fighting hard for their dreams. You will be missed.
I'm not even a Dragonball fan and I'm angry for the Dragonball fans from the way this movie sounds.
yeah, but it did give the creator an excuse to make the current series...so...at least something good came of it
@@Azurath100 didn't get you.
Amar Dosanjh well thank everyone for the sacrifices they needed to make to summon akira 😀
"Master Roshi tells him it's an airbending technique"
"Oh airbending huh?"
"Yeah pretty sure that's just a general anime term we can use."
LMFAO did they actually call it airbending in the movie?!
Yes.
This hurts
Drejul Yup, it’s called airbending and not the utilization of Ki
@@averageplayers5288 Bless you.
Oh my gosh. NOOOO. I’m so hurt over this. 😭
:And then another Chi-Chi shows up."
"That's like a four Chi's pizza!"
LOL!
Yep. Genius once again!
Big brain flex.
This right here was god tier
5:01 "he's just going to use the power of his forehead vein" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAOO
Doflamingo has entered the chat.
@johannahulten I’m glad they didn’t make a live action One Piece movie like this
"And then, if Goku wants to defeat Piccolo, he has to struggle with his inner demons, but also find his true self."
I love how all emotional investment is gone from the Screenwriter's voice as he describes such a generic third-act trope, then immediately comes to life as he explains how easily it resolves itself.
Really? I must have watched all the wrong movies. Never stumbled on that one.
@@XX-sp3tt Pretty sure that happened in Shrek.
@Honudes Gai Trust me. There are plenty reused plot devices I despise.
Ikr
“4 Chi’s pizza”...I died lmao.
Outstanding 🤣🤣🤣
Chi was the best part of the movie.
“For the sequel that we’re gonna make after this is a huge success...”
Somehow, this line makes me want to laugh hysterically AND cringe uncontrollably at the same time.
Completely understandable.
It's sadly something that applies to a lot of Hollywood.
If you like this stuff, watch the end scene of Green Lantern.
Wow that seems like a difficult thing to accomplish. Is it going to be hard to do both of those things at the same time?
@@fiddlemyfoddle6374 actually very easy barely an inconvenience
R.I.P Toriyama. Hopefully wherever you are this movie does not exist. ❤ Thank you for my childhood memories.
Someone made a good point tho about this steaming heap. It inspired Toriyama to give us dragon ball super.
Lol “it was a mango first”
I think a movie about actual mangos would be more interesting than this movie
Oh Yeah? Try Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie.
You are goddamn right!
I would honestly rather watch a feature length documentary on Mangos.
According to Wikipedia, mangoes are adapted to an elephant-like creature in India that went extinct long ago, and would have probably gone extinct with them if not for humans. Pickled mangoes were so popular in the American colonies that they were seen as the default thing to pickle, much like cucumbers today. They also were revered during the Chinese Cultural Revolution for supposedly containing Chairman Mao's essence. They're interesting.
Manga in Arabic is mango
This pitch meeting actually De-offended me from blasphemy that was Dragon Ball Evolution.
I'm still offended.
Really? It Re-offended me...all those bits I try to suppress and forget exist came rushing back.
Why would you make a pitch meeting for something that doesn't exist.
Because it needs a pitch meeting before it can exist, you silly goose.
Cuze beerus is fighting Galaxia
you didn't think that joke through did you
That's strange... I keep reloading this youtube video titled 'Dragonball Evolution Pitch Meeting', but nothing comes up? Why would they upload a blank youtube video?
The same darn thing happened when I tried to watch 'The Last Airbender Pitch Meeting'... So strange.
There is also a The Last Airbender pitch meeting
"That's the name of the mango!" - Probably what the actual producer said when the actual pitch meeting happened in real life
*The Japanese Mangos did it better!*
Man, I love mangos!
*"yeaah,mango's are TIGHT"*
😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly, this pitch meeting makes a better movies than Dragon Ball evo
'Dragonball evolution'
That's a name I haven't heard in years
I wish I hadnt heard it again. Ohh the pain!
Hopefully this is the last time lol
Here I'll play along to the reference
I think my uncle knew [the movie], said [it] was dead
Dragonball evolution?There is no dragonball evolution in ba sin- nvm wrong movie and community.
This is exactly the kind of movie Pitch Meetings were made for.
Dragonball Movie: *fails miserably*
Avatar Movie: *write that down*
At least avatar tried to make the overall story right, here the only thing the got from the anime is the title and the character's names
When did they make an Avatar movie?
Dragonball movie: no one could ever bomb as bad as we did.
The last airbender: hold my beer*
@@ImAFatNerd90 I hear James Cameron made it like a decade or two ago, with giant blue people, but I've never seen it.
@@ImAFatNerd90 Really puzzling dude
They keep talking about this Avatar movie
When did it happen🤔🤔🤔
Do "Jupiter Ascending" I can really imagine you destroying that movie !
"She can talk to bees and wants to bang a dogman?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Sounds like Dr. Doolittle on meth."
“I CREATE LIFE!!! ...and I destroy it.”
-Eddie Redmayne, 2015
The Jupiter Ascending Honest Trailer is great
"If you've been waiting for a female sci-fi lead character on par with Ripley or Sarah Connor, get ready... to keep waiting"
@@bluemountain4181 Yeah, I love watching that one.
Is that the one where Channing Tatum has flying ice skates?
"Did he forget that his grandfather also died very recently?" Savage Goku 😂😂
LOL, even in anime, he still dont remember to revive King Kai until Super XD
Eh, he was pretty generic anyways
To be fair Goku did have brain damage as a kid
@Md Fayezio But that literally changed nothing for King Kai. At least if he wished back grandpa Gohan, he’d have at least seen Goku grow and have his own family.
@@aavila1206 in the Manga his grandpa specifically didn’t want to come back to life since he was happy in the afterlife.
Goku meets him when he visits Uranai baba. It’s actually kind of a touching moment
"Not only do I not see anything wrong with that, Im gonna spend alot of money to bring that to life"
- So now there are two Chichis
- So it's like a 4 Chis Pizza
... That's it. That's the joke. I no longer need humour in my life, I found the joke.
I totally lost it at that point.
Better than the entire movie
that's the chichi on the cake
What kind of cake chi chi cake(cheese cake)
It's the one!
You should marry it
“ There’s a cool fight scene!”
“ why doesn’t Goku explain why they’re there?”
“ so the fight scene can happen!”
You know… To be fair that’s actually a good point about Dragon Ball.
The movie was actually a lot worse than portrayed here.
"And then he gives him a Dragon Ball"
"That's the name of the Mango!"
"THATS THE NAME OF THE MANGO!" gets me everytime
Yeah, that was unexpectedly funny.
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?"
"IT'S THE SAME AMOUNT AS BIRTHDAY CANDLLLLLLLES!"
"WHAT, BIRTHDAY CANDLES!?"
At this period of time Gokus power level would have been between 25 - 40 . Not very high . But in comparison to a full growth adult males power level only being about 5 I guess its pretty good .
"Oh, hitting flies into your grandfather's mouth is tight."
Well, whatever floats your boat.
I love all Ryan's Pitch Meetings, but this is one of my favorites!
Real Goku: "I don't get it, why would possibly pressing our mouths together make me better at the Kamekameha?"
😂 So true.
Because of sexuality
@@youtubersworldwide3713 Goku is asexual/combatromantic
@@tyrant-den884 hahaha
Nice joke
Tell this to the director of the movie
@@youtubersworldwide3713 we would if he would have just asked.
Feel like “why does anyone do anything?” is an explanation for most movie decisions
I feel like that an explanation for life in general.
"You just blew my mind"
And it’s kinda accurate lol
its pretty much the equivalent of "people die when they are killed".
“Eat those strawberries chi-chi eat em” 😭😭 damn right lol
Real Goku would dream about the strawberries first and Foremost. Chi Chi just would happen to be in the dream in the background.
@@dingle2987 Ah yeah Chichi, poir that Maple Syrup. All over my breakfast. You beautiful woman that lives in my house.
@@a_jerry808 there's that inevitable TFS refference
Frengky Giovany every time
"Why does anyone do anything?" is something I will definitely use more in daily conversation XD
Paused the video the find this comment. Pretty much sums up the entire DB saga
Yes . New Mantra for life
That line was first used by the clown boss from the Joker (2019). Or it might have been used even before that (probably).
omggg found what i was looking for lol
"Goku's gonna have to learn this awesome move called the Kamehameha!"
"What's a hamenahem... What's a kame- what is that thing?"
I've never made so many embarrassingly loud distressed noises in 6 minutes before.
My forehead vein level is probably over 9000 now...
I love that they always have their passive aggressive smiles
Until the Twilight Breaking Dawn Pitch Metting - "😐 I dont like that"
“Not only do I not see anything wrong with that, I’m going to spend a lot of money to bring it to life” „the power of his forehead vein“ lmfao. I immediately remembered that vein when I saw the new video was dragon ball z
I'll never forgive them. goku is one of the most innocent characters ever, and they turned him into a horndog lol
Chi Chi is the horndog in the relationship, Goku probably would have still been virgin if she didn't push so much.
@@יובלרוט-ת4ת I don’t really think she pushed him so much, she prolly said “hey goku u wanna try something” and Goku prolly said “erm.. ok I like a challenge” and then gohan was born 😂😂😂
@@ronaldonwoke2004 goku should try to be a father for once... he spends half his time training, the other half dead, and sometimes both
@@alexanderzack3720 what does that have to do with anything
@@ronaldonwoke2004 that can be his challange
Dragonball is the best Mango ever periot.... But this mess of a movie, is like: " So what do we take from the Mango? - The names! - well... ok then."
Taking names from fruit is tight.
And they didn't use Krillin, which is just insane.
pentelegomenon
Krillin was lucky to not be part of this movie.
I immediatly heard Producer Guy "Like the Artemis Fowl Movie?"
This movie was so bad the original creator of dragon ball left retirement to make more series’s of dragonball
I heard this! It's why Dragonball Super was so epic!
Is this true? Well then the movie was not a total waste then.
Aman Janko it is, the comment above yours is 100% accurate
@@amanjanko3950 Dragonball Super was not particularly well received. The first 2 arcs were just lengthening 2 movies that had been made. Power scaling somehow became even more farcical and inconsistent. It did have one all-time great line in the dub though, "Hold your fire! This man is not Black."
Yeah, he didn't want this movie to be the last thing about Dragonball
As a Dragon Ball fan this movie looks so bad and unfaithful I almost feel sick thinking about it lol.
Great pitch meeting though.
I haven't seen this movie, but just from the few little glimpses we get of it here it looks like it was created for the single purpose of punching every Dragon Ball fan in the soul 60 times a minute for the entire movie.
“He has to do the thing and so he does it”
That’s Goku alright.
Ahahaha, fair point!
@@MrPhantoka1 I mean, they took some of the names and general terms.
And horribly mashed them together in the laziest way possible hoping to just cash grab with the movie's name alone.
Did that have to be two comments guy Ruy.
@@fightingmedialounge519 Not really, but the second one was just an addition I tought of after typing the previous one. I just felt like writing it on a new comment instead of editing the previous one. I also tought they were a bit separate in the points they were trying to establish, so I kept them separated.
"What went wrong with the live-action Dragon Ball movie?"
A better question would be what didn't go wrong.
Emmy Rossum was hot. That's about it
Nothing didn’t go wrong
Honestly, Goku's costume towards the end looked alright. Everything else was crap, of course.
What went wrong?
"Yes"
What went wrong? It was WHITE WASHED...
By this point, I don't need to actually watch movies, I can just watch a Pitch Meeting.
It's certainly more entertaining than the movie was...
That's what I do. Movies take too long, and that's time I could spend on gaming.
I usually go with Pitch Meeting -> Movie -> Pitch Meeting again. Only for movies that I feel interesting to watch tho
I once saw a bootleg version of Dragonball Evolution 13 years ago and that was enough for a lifetime.
lmao same
“It’s an airbending technique I’m pretty sure that’s a general anime term we can use”
*Wow wow wow.......*
*wow*
I got to disagree with you on this one there were emotional moments on this film, all of them negative but they did have an effect on the viewers
If this movie wasnt titled dragon ball and was just some random action movie. I'm sure it would be a good movie. But that's not the case and this movie is terrible because of that
Andy B I very much do not think it would be a “good movie”. It might be okay and forgettable, but definitely not good.
@@brandonmiller8351 I have to challenge that logic, especially when the movie makes the Dragon Ball manga and anime look more realistic.
"well why does anyone do anything"
"oh you just blew my mind, thats a great point"
yeah that literally the greatest point
Despite the fact that I remember seeing this in theaters in 2009, being reminded what this movie looked like makes me feel like it came out around the same time as the old live action Super Mario Bros movie.
A four Chi’s pizza? The internet doesn’t deserve you, sir.
"Oh what's the Hamenah-hamenah... what's i...kahmenuh... what's-what is that thing?" 😂😂😂 This whole thing...too funny.
This movie was so unfaithful they didn’t even have Yamcha get Yamcha’d.
"I don't know who this Yamcha is but it sounds disappointing"
To be fair, Yamcha wasn't completely useless in the original Dragonball series. Which is they attempted to base this off of.
@@brothaNblue because getting his leg broken makes him less useless than getting killed?
The anime: The power of their vocal chords.
This movie: Forehead vein.
That small break between the "Wow"'s: Will there be a whole bunch of "Wow"'s coming? None at all? That pivotal moment where the viewer is held in thrall...then a single "Wow". Really evocative of Goddard without the presumption. Stark as an Ansel Adams print, but with words and action and stuff.
We prayed for this pitch meeting and we have been answered😂😂, musta been jarring watching this movie in detail to make this. Kudos Ryan!
“Four Chis’/cheese pizza.”
2020...you taketh away, but you also giveth.
Nice
I like how they used "mango" instead of "manga" to actually describe the guys who created this awful movie. That's quite amazing humor and character build up.
“And then he uses the power of his forehead vein..” lmfao
Honorary Pitch Meeting line “well why does anyone do anything?”
Alastor: Sheer, absolute boredom!
"You be a movie based on a popular show based on a popular fruit, I don't see what could go wrong here."
😂
This pitch meeting is the best explanation of the movie I have ever heard. I like this version better than what we got. I've never heard of Dragon Ball mango, but it sounds delicious.
At least the movie is better than that garbage show you call Dragonball super. You gotta be a real shill to like that lazy excuse for an anime
"So, you have a movie idea for me?"
"I have over 9,000."
Wow wow wow wow ...wow
Why do clever jokes like this go unnoticed, while just quoting jokes from the skit gets all the love?
Underrated comment
@@scarybusey I don't know!
@@danielpa7785 fair enough!
"It used to be a mango." "Very delicious." lines killed me.