I remember when the doctor was a much older man. Kindly. Discreet. We didn't know anything about his private life. We didn't want to know anything about his private life. He didn't have a private life.
@@craigmurdock4740 One of my favourite actors. Have you seen "Hard Eight" ? Simply brilliant acting of Philip Baker Hall th-cam.com/video/yf0aPhYEcVI/w-d-xo.html&t=284
"71 that was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards. Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books."
You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze dried. Freeze dried crystals.
@Fran Ra yeah that ones pretty old i hear it a lot when i say i like my women like i like my coffee, others say "black" some say "hot and sweet" but i prefer mine BITTER give me a bitter bitch any day
"The history how we arrived at that, is so complex that I won't even bore you with it. Just let it be said that we don't allow anyone to use the phones in the examination rooms." PURE GOLD
I always enjoy looking through the drawers and cabinets in the exam room when I'm waiting for the doctor. It's fun to see how long you can get away with it before the he comes in. Then you gotta close them really fast and act all nonchalant before they catch you. It's a fun game.
Great to see the fast talking library detective from Seinfeld again. "Maybe thats how you get your jollies, David. Maybe using other people's phones turns you on."
He does have a cell phone. Larry used his cell phone and accidently called the Doctor's house number later in the episode. Much to the Doctor's anger LOL
First time I've seen this clip and am cracking up!! I love how Lt. Bookman didn't back down at all. One of the few people on the show who could legit go toe to toe with Larry! lol
Yeah, '71... Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length ofhis hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella......
The doctor: phillip baker hall acts like a real doctor here! ; calm, robotic and curt if necessary. I was waiting for him to bust out in " So you think you're a tough guy ha, well I've got news for you" One of the best scenes out of Seinfeld❤ RIP Mr Hall, thanks for the laughs😅😂
The history how we came to that, is so complex that I will not bore you with it. But since he ask the question, I am now really interested why they don't let people use the phone?
+marshall886 +Alex Wolk you can call in prescriptions with doctors phone, (pharmacy knows it's the doctors office) so Larry or anyone could call in narcotics prescription or whatever he likes without the usual doctor identification checks.
The last time someone used a doctor's phone was Thomas Edison calling the patent office to steal Nikola Tesla's inventions. So now no one uses the doctor's phone.
man alive that was frickin hilarious. This is why I love curb so much, there are so many of these humorous exchanges throughout the series. No other programme matches the natural realistic style of comedy found here.
A Mexican Standoff involving a head wound, a phone, a doctor and a one sided rule that won't be explained to the logical enquiring self labelled victim...Ya see what ya did Mel!
"ahhunnghnn.........THE HELL?!?!?! ...............Ya'...Ya drooled on me!" hahaha ...it was this random moment from this episode which i first saw that got me started on Curb in the 8th grade when this Season (4) premiered in late '03 or early '04. been in love with LD and this show ever since :]
you woudnt walk into a hardware store or supermarket, go up to the customer service desk and make a call, so why do it in a doctors surgery? I'm with Bookman on this.
Before cell phones you could ask to use the phone. I used to all the time. If it's related to why you are at the store, they didn't care. For example, at the video store you call your family to clarify what video they wanted you to rent.
"I just don't understand what the reason is. I mean you're saying not to use it, but's what the reason?" "I don't understand why you have to know what the reason." "I'm just trying to understand why you decided that. It seems very capricious to me."
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Never trust a doctor that's a former library detective.
Bernie Houston Is that what gets you off ? Joy Boy?
Doctor to Larry, upon catching him on the phone, "I've got a flash for you, Joy Boy! Party time is over."
Bookman
Shit I didn’t even notice that 😂
Catharsis a very respectable Boston politician before that, though Fraisier didn’t think so.
“The history of how we arrived at that is so complex that I won’t even bore you with it”.
One of my favorite oddball lines from the whole series.
That line was so out of left field I lost it
Finally larry meets someone who won't let go of a argument like himself
*an argument. Cry about it.
@@wt9767Ahh, c’mon champ, curb your enthusiasm!
I think these two could keep discussing the phone rule for an entire episode.
I'd watch that
The history of how we arrived at that is so complex that I won't even bore you with it.
I read ur comment before hearing it, as soon I finished hearings it, I bust out, u cought that lol..
I want to be able to say that to someone one day lmao...I hope the doc is back for season 9.
J1E2TS
You don't recognize the library cop, Bookman?
This is now my goto line if I don't want to explain something.
tbh I want to know the history
I remember when the doctor was a much older man. Kindly. Discreet. We didn't know anything about his private life. We didn't want to know anything about his private life. He didn't have a private life.
I love that so much
Oh! The memories 😀
Nice one
When you're thinking about that, think about this
We dont want you using the doctors phone
No exceptions
😂😂😂
Wao, this actor didn't even seem to be acting, looked like a normal conversation. Very nice.
Jan Waldner he obviously read acting without acting by Jason Alexander
Nick Archer lmao
That's Philip Baker Hall for ya.
@@narcher91 It must not have taken him very long to get through it. It wasn’t really a book...it was more like a pamphlet.
@@craigmurdock4740 One of my favourite actors. Have you seen "Hard Eight" ? Simply brilliant acting of Philip Baker Hall
th-cam.com/video/yf0aPhYEcVI/w-d-xo.html&t=284
"ITS HARD TO MAKE A RULE THAT TAKES IN ALL THE CONTINGENCIES"
"71 that was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards. Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books."
I remember I almost exploded with laughter with the whole "Yeah I'm not a doctor but I'm sure there is ONE PRICK INVOLVED" dialogue.
?
Dude I died
I really love this scene!
Yeah me too, those two could have carried an episode or two with their brilliant deliveries. I lost it too.
And the doctor's feeling is mutual.
The doctor is a great actor.
yeah.
+Eric K get your hands on Hard Eight (Sydney)
Eric Clark
Who knew?
Eric K movies the shit man
Eric K He was in scrubs wasn't he?
Rest in peace. Philip Baker Hall. Great actor
Hall's comic delivery is so nuanced and low key that he makes the Doctor a perfect foil for Larry David's curmudgeon.
You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze dried. Freeze dried crystals.
Fran Ra not funny, and not because of any principles, but just not funny,
@Fran Ra yeah that ones pretty old i hear it a lot when i say i like my women like i like my coffee, others say "black" some say "hot and sweet" but i prefer mine BITTER
give me a bitter bitch any day
Daisy Daisy sucks
Ill have to remember that
"The history how we arrived at that, is so complex that I won't even bore you with it. Just let it be said that we don't allow anyone to use the phones in the examination rooms." PURE GOLD
"the history of how we arrived at that is so complex that I won't even bore you with it" is a brilliant line. I'm definitely using that sometime
Have you used it in a situation yet?
Rest in peace, Philip. You were fantastic.
He was great in the Rush Hour movies
@@JayLewisNYR1994 I liked him in Bruce almighty as Jim Carrey's boss, Jack.
All deceased Rest In Peace..
I crack up when the doctor moves the phone away from larry XD
MrOblivious never noticed that until now hahaha
Lmao
Larry doesn’t let things go easily.
@Emily it's weird cuz I have the same personality type as Larry (Intp) and I'm just like him.... Like looking in the mirror
@@trmp9923 My wife even says I act exactly like Larry. I just feel the need to question things 😂
Neither does the Doc
"there is definitely one prick involved"
"It's not the expense of the call that we're worried about." LMFAO best quote out of a lot of good ones.
I wish I had Phillip Baker Hall audiobooks. His voice could lull me to sleep
I love the way the doc holds his hand over the phone waiting for the instant Larry puts it down.
So true 😂
I love how Jeff randomly chooses Ben Vereen out of all the fake names you could sign.
yes, just like the name "Vandelay" in Seinfeld. It is a Larry David thing i guess haha
I always enjoy looking through the drawers and cabinets in the exam room when I'm waiting for the doctor. It's fun to see how long you can get away with it before the he comes in. Then you gotta close them really fast and act all nonchalant before they catch you. It's a fun game.
Trying to find overdue books huh? Hmm....is that how you get your kicks Brill, you and your good time buddies!
@@frankdayton731 I returned that book in 1971
This is why we can't use the phone
Lol you guys are funny
@@frankdayton731😅
1:09 “Don’t use the doctor’s phone, that’s not right… they don’t like it”. How come Jeff is so well informed about these rules?
Many prior violations.
He read the script
the history of how he arrived at that is so complex that I won't even bore you with it
Common sense
Jeff knows the rule. You just know.
I love how Larry seems to accept the Rule then he keeps mentioning how the Rule makes no sense. He can't let it go.
The way he walks in and pulls the phone away is GOLD. Philip Baker Hall is just a master.
"THE Mel Brooks? The funny guy?"
Phillip Baker Hall is the best.
I love when Larry won’t let something go. Lol
Hey thats Mister Bookman!
Da Royal General a library cop’s name is bookman? That’s uncanny! That’s like an ice cream man being called cone!
Yeah! I thought the same thing but I wasn't sure
"well you could use it you obviously did" lol
Cobrakai77 we don’t want you to use it though.
"The history of how we arrived at that is so complex that I won't even bore you with it".
One of the greatest lines in Curb history not spoken by a main character
The next time I'm in an exam room I am going to use the phone
BJMcB92 Me too!
And I hope the doctor slowly dribbles saliva out of his mouth into your eye!
BJMcB92 same lol I will be just like LD and agrue with the doctor even though I have a cellphone lol.
@iconoclast Definitely not that one.
Me too
There's a lot of truth about the ego of doctors in this scene.
"The history of how we arrived at that is so complex that I won't even bore you with it"
amazing line
This doctor is so great, I want a doctor like him. His voice is do calming
Some of the best back and forth dialogue between Larry and the Dr in the whole series
" .... There is one prick ..."
Hey, it's the library cop!
I love the doctor's face when he first opens the dorr and sees Larry on the phone.
I could listen to them talk about the phone all day long
I love how he uses the word "capricious". Genius.
Great to see the fast talking library detective from Seinfeld again. "Maybe thats how you get your jollies, David. Maybe using other people's phones turns you on."
Well let me tell you something joy boy.
lol the library cop.
Eddie Espinoza you and your good-time buddies.
Joe Bookman…
The funniest
the history of how we've come to this is so complex that I don't even want to bore you with explaining it
this is the case with most rules and thats why we have law school
Get a cellphone, Larry.
+Alex Colberg For real!
Dan S. this was an old episode probably from like 2001, not many cell phones then
Jack Martin
There were plenty of cell phones then. Not many cared to have one though.
Jack Martin, I understand. I was feigning ignorance so I could make the "funny" remark.
He does have a cell phone. Larry used his cell phone and accidently called the Doctor's house number later in the episode. Much to the Doctor's anger LOL
“I understand, it’s just that the rule doesn’t make any sense.” - basically the entire structure of every amazing Curb episode ever.
I bet Larry is still bothered by the phone policy to this day.
Best show on TV. Come on Larry, do season 9! Clear History was great too.
This doctor was probably my favorite curb character. Wish they did more scenes before the actor passed
“It makes sense to us.” Lol
First time I've seen this clip and am cracking up!! I love how Lt. Bookman didn't back down at all. One of the few people on the show who could legit go toe to toe with Larry! lol
RIP Philip - and don't call 📱😆
RIP
Larry mentioned Mel Brooks........
For one glorious moment I thought Mel Brooks was going to walk in.
1971: Bad year for libraries.
2004: Bad year for phones in hospital examination rooms.
Yeah, '71... Bad year for libraries.
Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length ofhis hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But
you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public
Library, fella......
Wonder if they can make a 90-minute movie arguing about this.
I would pay for that
The doctor: phillip baker hall acts like a real doctor here! ; calm, robotic and curt if necessary.
I was waiting for him to bust out in
" So you think you're a tough guy ha, well I've got news for you"
One of the best scenes out of Seinfeld❤ RIP Mr Hall, thanks for the laughs😅😂
Larry david is so good at getting the right people in the right role. This is comedic genius.
OH, NO! IT'S THE LIBRARY COP!
As soon as the dr. Walked in and they started going back and forth I was already laughing.😂
Lmao! I love these series .. how he always takes things one step further :')
The history how we came to that, is so complex that I will not bore you with it. But since he ask the question, I am now really interested why they don't let people use the phone?
+marshall886 Because we don't want people using it.
+Alex Ramos but what's the reason?
+marshall886 +Alex Wolk you can call in prescriptions with doctors phone, (pharmacy knows it's the doctors office) so Larry or anyone could call in narcotics prescription or whatever he likes without the usual doctor identification checks.
The last time someone used a doctor's phone was Thomas Edison calling the patent office to steal Nikola Tesla's inventions. So now no one uses the doctor's phone.
marshall886 so that someone doesn't call in a 50,000 OxyContin tablets order to the local pharmacy
every time I'm at the doctors, i think of the sign in sheets or using the doctors phone
The exchanges between Larry and dr Morrison are the best...👍🏻
They are great some of the best
The next time the doctor leaves me alone I will definitely use their phone
I love the casual battle with Larry, "Well it's not the expense of the call we're concerned about."
man alive that was frickin hilarious. This is why I love curb so much, there are so many of these humorous exchanges throughout the series. No other programme matches the natural realistic style of comedy found here.
The concept of a “local call” is so quaint, makes me wonder what Larry would do if he made this episode in 2021.
Using the doctors computer to send an email.
A Mexican Standoff involving a head wound, a phone, a doctor and a one sided rule that won't be explained to the logical enquiring self labelled victim...Ya see what ya did Mel!
Curb always reminds me of these etiquette faux pas things i was vaguely aware of but have never been used for comedy before
This is a hillarious clip... the look on his face as he pulls the phone away from Larry is priceless...
The drool! Did not see that one coming!! 😂👌
RIP Phillip Baker Hall
We don’t have many rules here that’s one of them.
"Uh..yes, there is a prick involved."
I really the scene in which he mistakenly calls him afterwards. "I have things to do Mr.David"
The history at how we arrived at that is so complex … I’ve actually used this line in my real life.
I only know this actor from Curb and Seinfeld, yet his impression is huge. Two of the funniest moments on TV.
is this Mr. Bookman?
Yes.
That’s detective bookMan
"ahhunnghnn.........THE HELL?!?!?! ...............Ya'...Ya drooled on me!"
hahaha ...it was this random moment from this episode which i first saw that got me started on Curb in the 8th grade when this Season (4) premiered in late '03 or early '04. been in love with LD and this show ever since :]
I love this show
You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it.
remember when the doctor was at larry's house and he took a drink from the fridge? Well Larry, you don't want people using your stuff.
"just sign in as Ben Vereen" LOL
1:31.....Laughed when the doctor took the phone away
This scene beautifully describes the utter annoyance of having to sit in one of those waiting rooms.
you woudnt walk into a hardware store or supermarket, go up to the customer service desk and make a call, so why do it in a doctors surgery? I'm with Bookman on this.
Calm down
+4exgold 'go up to the customer service desk and make a call,', Ld probably would.
Whisperingsofwar
yeah you just know he would, hehe
Before cell phones you could ask to use the phone. I used to all the time. If it's related to why you are at the store, they didn't care. For example, at the video store you call your family to clarify what video they wanted you to rent.
@@nerthus4685 Yeah but that's if you know them. Otherwise you could always ask but if they say no, you're not going to give them an argument, right?
The doctor was funny as hell ... perfect face and voice, so damn funny 😆
Don't ever f with the guy who's going to be stitching you up. 🤣🤣🤣
“The history of how we arrived at that is so complex” 😅
Library cop from seinfeld?
👍
Hey it's the library cop.
I love this guy he was the best guest on the entire Seinfeld series as the overdue librarian cop
The way people exist and breathe air in here is amazing. So and so is truly a master
This is one of my favorite CYE scenes!
haha i love the docs reaction when larry hangs up the phone and he just grabs it and pulls it away from him
one of the best performances ever on curb.
I like how Larry says it's a local call though. He is so funny.
"I just don't understand what the reason is. I mean you're saying not to use it, but's what the reason?"
"I don't understand why you have to know what the reason."
"I'm just trying to understand why you decided that. It seems very capricious to me."