In Bedford With The Police

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
  • A visit to Bedford Police HQ to see if they'll provide a service as outlined in their code of practice (They didn't) and a lawful drone flight over a factory that shows that their control room is still overreacting to reports that someone is flying a drone.
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  • @totalutternutter
    @totalutternutter ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Even though trust and confidence in the police is at an all time low British Police never lack the resources to lower it even further.

    • @stopresistinjustice3680
      @stopresistinjustice3680 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@englishbulldog954and businesses

    • @colinpryor4290
      @colinpryor4290 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Everyone that has never had Police turn up to their burglary or mugging or car theft will watch this video and quietly seethe with anger at the sheer waste of Police time and the cavalier and profligate approach they all have to non-crime investigation. This is how broken the Police of today really are. The next time a Chief Constable points out how brave and selfless a particular Constable was during an incident, I will immediately think of the literally tens of thousands of videos that I have seen where they highlight themselves as the workshy, lazy, time-wasters they actually are.

    • @GampyBamblor
      @GampyBamblor ปีที่แล้ว

      They are not police they are enemy combatants.
      We are currently under hostile occupation by a foreign govt and their forces

    • @stan-ut5gj
      @stan-ut5gj 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Commerce calls always come before domestic calls,the freemasons that control the police demand it.

    • @almon799
      @almon799 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You should try Ireland, backwards, unprofessional, make up law and sections and will! Ridicule the public any chance they get..

  • @scottishwarrior8014
    @scottishwarrior8014 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The master has posted … sit back all and watch the black belt of audits ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @ArsenalTrill
    @ArsenalTrill ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Glad to see you back @Focus Pocus. Hope you and the family are well. Love your work ❤

  • @amberize9213
    @amberize9213 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Focus pocus, conjuring up 4 police officers from out of nowhere, when they usually cant be found within a country mile of an actual crime. Pure magic 👏🎩🐰

    • @elmo319
      @elmo319 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When your house gets burgled they don’t even turn up…..

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They are never interested in real crimes.

    • @elmo319
      @elmo319 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MikeEves - exactly! 👍

    • @Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_
      @Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@MikeEves. . . .well only 6% of it. . . or should I say 6/100ths?😊

    • @center__mass
      @center__mass ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikeEves they are too busy making crimes out of thin air hassling innocent victims

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond ปีที่แล้ว +207

    So four cops and two cars for a man doing nothing illegal! Yet the old lady who was robbed on Saturday is still waiting for a visit from the police. We are doomed!!!

    • @abizeusuk
      @abizeusuk ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is what always baffles me. They have graded 'call-outs' within the seriousness of the offence !!!

    • @richardkinghorn4729
      @richardkinghorn4729 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So a man with a camera is graded higher call it than someone who has been robbed. Sounds about right for cops mentality.

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And they haven't locked up the people pushing the clot shots yet.

    • @gregkasza1925
      @gregkasza1925 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s because you still think police are crime fighters. They aren’t. They are out and about making free citizens into criminals.

    • @MonkeyPo0
      @MonkeyPo0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh the irony. Yes.. the old lady waiting for officers to attend is having to wait longer because the limited resources are tied up having to entertain idiots like this.

  • @gc6855
    @gc6855 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The master auditor returns, nice audit and some very valid points about the utter contempt members of the police have for the public they are supposed to serve

    • @MRRTV133
      @MRRTV133 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most of the time they don't even identify themselves when first approach members of the public or inform them that they've turned their body worn cameras on police are the most unprofessional people in the uk

    • @senior4592
      @senior4592 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is generation old and cameras are showing this to the wider public, arrogance and ego is systemic in all police and it infects the civilian staff.

  • @Bob10009
    @Bob10009 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The helicopter sound effects, drone weight in ounces, “what about your dad”, every video is packed with golden nuggets of genius. To be fair to those cops, apart from the BWV oversight, they seemed like decent guys who knew their time was being wasted. It does beat trying to figure out how to print a section of pace from their etch a sketch back at the station though.

    • @pappy9473
      @pappy9473 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Despite your generous comment the calibre of officers in the UK police forces is woefully low.

  • @mickmcloughlin5816
    @mickmcloughlin5816 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Sorry to wake u up sarge another great one liner from the master. Please post more

  • @charlesmumby1881
    @charlesmumby1881 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The king of kings, you are by far the best of the best when it comes to auditing, the police should be using your video's as a training course for all police in training, fantastic work, nothing but respect my friend

    • @abizeusuk
      @abizeusuk ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well said, they should definitely

    • @domrice8628
      @domrice8628 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plus DJ audits

    • @billkosses3808
      @billkosses3808 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @charlesmumby1881 Jesus is the King of Kings, you blasphemer

    • @deebee1123
      @deebee1123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@billkosses3808😂 focus is the king if Kings. The second coming. The almighty himself.

    • @createbelief8678
      @createbelief8678 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@billkosses3808Jesus can have all the Kings he wants

  • @Mr.Potato_Head
    @Mr.Potato_Head ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I've been in twice to the front counter before to report a crime, both times came out feeling like a criminal. Utter contempt and arrogance. the video at the end deserves an award 😂. Brilliant!

  • @Mr1888bhoy
    @Mr1888bhoy ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The best Docu/mocku/rockumentarian on YT

  • @andybelloasis
    @andybelloasis ปีที่แล้ว +140

    As soon as the notification came up i got her. The best auditor by a million miles. Welcome back Focus

    • @colinpryor4290
      @colinpryor4290 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it Christmas already !!!!!!!!!

    • @PastaSauce.
      @PastaSauce. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s so exciting when it happens lol

    • @chrishartley1210
      @chrishartley1210 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't watch immediately, but unlike the officer recording, I did so at the first practical moment.

    • @christinecrockford1654
      @christinecrockford1654 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I so agree best auditor I seen. I love how he ties there mind up in his intelligence responses. Peep say AB is good but I think he's awful just talks in riddles and will not watch.

    • @alantrott8266
      @alantrott8266 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brilliant as ever. 💪

  • @DeborahTaylor.
    @DeborahTaylor. ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The godfather of auditors is back 🙌

  • @TheSmithyt
    @TheSmithyt ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Giving the weight in ounces was pure class 😂

    • @karenbaker7168
      @karenbaker7168 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes it was, I would have let them find out themselves how to convert it.

    • @davefenney5704
      @davefenney5704 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Twenty eight grams in an ounce, seven in a quarter and three point five in an eighth ain't maths brilliant 🤔

    • @blistiff
      @blistiff ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Absolutely. Their little heads were spinning

    • @grimprawn902
      @grimprawn902 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and height in feet.

    • @andiehyde3714
      @andiehyde3714 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@davefenney5704Just a Tenner wrap for me, thanks.

  • @craftcakesam793
    @craftcakesam793 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I do wonder what goes into the police training programme if internet bods can recite more from their textbooks than they can. Please keep it up Focus, there is no better example of why auditing is necessary than you!

  • @Asclepius445
    @Asclepius445 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Although focuses audits are not as frequent as we'd all like i look forward to each and everyone of them as quality overrides quantity every time! Thanks FP.

  • @deadpaul4399
    @deadpaul4399 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    A proper auditor

  • @JeffSimsIII-ro3qg
    @JeffSimsIII-ro3qg ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Welcome back FP, you've been missed my friend...

  • @RussPLFC
    @RussPLFC ปีที่แล้ว +73

    It’s been too long, where have you been mate?
    Always look forward to watching the best auditor in action 😅

  • @janneroz-photographyonabudget
    @janneroz-photographyonabudget ปีที่แล้ว +36

    What a treat, an FP upload, by far the best and most entertaining.

  • @iby914
    @iby914 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    12:25 came over acting like they're your buddies but they soon ask how heavy the drone is to try to stitch you up with something.

    • @center__mass
      @center__mass ปีที่แล้ว

      lol he gave him the word he was looking for " confidential" crack up

  • @bernardmountford3023
    @bernardmountford3023 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I’ll be honest I love your professionalism and your politeness you are the epitome of auditors I always hone in on your videos keep it up 👍

  • @buzzindrones
    @buzzindrones ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Great to see the master back at work😊

  • @byMRTNjournals
    @byMRTNjournals ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Good to see an auditor actually using pace as part of their content. I've seen so many auditors get trespassed and manhandled in England and wales and it didnt ever occur to them that there is an invitation in primary legislation to be there.
    Welcome back too

  • @nonenone-vt8cg
    @nonenone-vt8cg ปีที่แล้ว +64

    You would have thought that if the police had an ounce of sense they would have concocted a plausible excuse for not informing the public that they are recoeding by now.

    • @user-vg6df2hi8n
      @user-vg6df2hi8n ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've thought of one - "We're stupid tuncs"

    • @martinjustice
      @martinjustice ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think you mean 28.3495 grams.

    • @noodles8203
      @noodles8203 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many grams is that?

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ounce, was that a pun intended?

    • @judithmatthews8460
      @judithmatthews8460 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Recording by police without informing is not trivial. They asked questions which if answered with information against legislation could have incriminated Focus so they should have informed him they were recording. They have to give a warning when people are arrested. This is an underhand way of violating rights. So many auditors just let it pass which defeats accountability. Really pisses me off because how many have they stitched up. And that cop knew it.

  • @peterb2272
    @peterb2272 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Telling them in ounces is a great new game. You can then try multiples of a dram.

    • @Jo-yp8wy
      @Jo-yp8wy ปีที่แล้ว

      He got me there. For a second I was wanting to multiply it by 2,54 🙄.

    • @adamsmith6594
      @adamsmith6594 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I don't know ow how much it weighs" would be the funniest. "Get your scales out chief let's weigh it" ... which they must have to check you're not lying obviously.

  • @kevalino2
    @kevalino2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The master returns…

  • @markossmith8786
    @markossmith8786 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You have to love the NPC police trying to mingle and small talk banter with human beings by saying “mate” and “just having a chat”. It’s quite amusing in a way, probably like watching a child learn to ride a bike or learning to walk.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Call them darling or sweetheart, (both genders). I'll bet they'll love it, as" we're just chatting".

    • @Hew.Jarsol
      @Hew.Jarsol 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes cops do lack humour and/or common sense.

  • @ronskiuk
    @ronskiuk ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That helicopter audio over the drone footage cracked me up 😅

  • @MYCROFTonX
    @MYCROFTonX ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Still the best auditor... everything is connected.

  • @Sam-ky5bn
    @Sam-ky5bn ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Notifications for when Focus posts. I watch. Simple.

    • @MKB_Photo1
      @MKB_Photo1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s the only notification I have!!

    • @Sam-ky5bn
      @Sam-ky5bn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely!

    • @paulbrown7354
      @paulbrown7354 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MKB_Photo1 Same here 😁

  • @LeeOB
    @LeeOB ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When you told them in ounces instead of grams that was class.

  • @TheBrawlBox
    @TheBrawlBox ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The audit was of a decent standard but the song stole the show! 🤣👊

  • @michaelswan5032
    @michaelswan5032 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Godfather of auditing returns in style 🎉

  • @johnryan8711
    @johnryan8711 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "And what about ya dad?"😂😂😂😂 just brilliant.

  • @wildfrank
    @wildfrank ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank Goodness you have put on a new video, we all missed you Focu-Pocus! without a doubt the best on TH-cam

  • @samclinton874
    @samclinton874 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Another great set of interactions FP….never disappoint…the only disappointment is that you don’t post more often 😄

    • @pearsonator123
      @pearsonator123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good things come to those who wait l.

  • @Khgjrb
    @Khgjrb ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Mate you are a talent, you should be making and directing tv documentaries, excellent once again.

    • @edam
      @edam 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If we didn't live in such a stagnant media environment...

  • @improfit9945
    @improfit9945 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Great to see you back F P , these educational videos are a real asset to uninformed and vulnerable !

  • @bigdog5313
    @bigdog5313 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Always a good day when Focus Pocus uploads

  • @paddymat55
    @paddymat55 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You are definitely one if the best and the most funny auditors but I think you need post more

    • @tonyeff4447
      @tonyeff4447 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd rather quality of quantity 😌

    • @martinhollings
      @martinhollings 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Unlike the other bum auditors it seems this guy actually has a life away from this.

    • @zerooneonetwothree1872
      @zerooneonetwothree1872 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@martinhollings coughcoughabcough

  • @user-hf8qd6xy8q
    @user-hf8qd6xy8q 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The ounces conversion is sheer genius 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @kevinwilliams1421
    @kevinwilliams1421 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The legend is back…

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr ปีที่แล้ว +35

    A bigger and better comeback than The Rolling Stones!

    • @king77703
      @king77703 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah n we get the satisfaction 👍

    • @LorrieLogan
      @LorrieLogan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Equivalent

    • @JackMcLeodJr
      @JackMcLeodJr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But we can't always get what we want lol

  • @noelward8047
    @noelward8047 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    FP popped back into my timeline ... flippin' brilliant.

  • @mysticpiers6457
    @mysticpiers6457 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's just like waiting for the new James bond movie gotta wait a long time but my god when it happens it's the best auditing ever

  • @rickylee4465
    @rickylee4465 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He is back! The best….simply the best! Love your approach Focus! Pure class!

  • @AC-13
    @AC-13 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Yep, this is a segment of their arrogance

  • @gottliebdee263
    @gottliebdee263 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Accountability is my favourite word. I don't think the 5-0 there at the station share the sentiment.
    The grams and ounces thing was hilarious.
    What about your dad. lolol.

  • @miraclemile5451
    @miraclemile5451 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great to see focus back. Missed these uploads.

  • @cctvgrant1
    @cctvgrant1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thank god you’re back posting. Been bored with others 🤟

  • @robertlockwood3540
    @robertlockwood3540 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never 2 video's the same and always entertaining to watch. Video at end was top notch. Well done.

  • @humblequest7905
    @humblequest7905 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The master of his craft returns with an absolute banger 👏🏼 Who else would think to give the drone weight in ounces 😂 and loved the outro video. Just brilliant….thank you 👍🏼

  • @scorpionaudits
    @scorpionaudits 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Your Audits are great FP. Clear, concise with plenty of humour.

  • @dellshenanigans1985
    @dellshenanigans1985 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The man the legend returns.

  • @MJ88Owl
    @MJ88Owl ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hands down THE best. They’re all saying that in the comments. I do hope that you are back, we’re getting a bit worried

  • @freetipuk
    @freetipuk ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Never miss a Focus vid... as they never fail to impress. Bedford seem to be up there with the Met and (west or east) Yorkshire.

  • @kennymartin2583
    @kennymartin2583 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Welcome back to the one auditor that really knows what it's all about. ✌

  • @daytona1212
    @daytona1212 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Perfectly within your right to do this. You want it, and they have to provide it. Great how you handled the two coppers. Nice to see you at it again, great video.

  • @DanSmithBK
    @DanSmithBK ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The heli soundtrack on the drone footage has me chuckling!

  • @StephenLarkin
    @StephenLarkin ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Welcome back. We need so much more of this. So sync and precise. This should be your full time job. Come on. More like this please

    • @GapsOfTheGod
      @GapsOfTheGod ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HarryBarryGary I'm surprised you didn't end by saying you "...didn't intend to patronise, and by the way, patronising means talking down to you."

    • @pappy9473
      @pappy9473 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@GapsOfTheGodvery so sync

  • @michaelmunslow3402
    @michaelmunslow3402 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Never ceases to amaze me how quickly the Police react to calls from Corporations

  • @fordcapri6288
    @fordcapri6288 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Always a treat to see this guy upload!

  • @robertolusignani402
    @robertolusignani402 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Simply the best auditor out there... keep em coming

  • @badgermcspoon11
    @badgermcspoon11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Helping cops with big words, helping them with maths, helping them with their recording policy, helping them with drone laws…..but they couldn’t you with a minutes printing after a Google search. Police never treat people who turn up at the counter with respect it is why they try and get people to do things online it says top brass from getting desk Sgts out the canteen. I wish they would try harder to help people in need.

    • @badgermcspoon11
      @badgermcspoon11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well said Badger but the bright side Focus is back Hurray the people cried.

    • @center__mass
      @center__mass ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well said

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bang on mate.

  • @deanwallace4432
    @deanwallace4432 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Here in north Tyneside only today, my wife was out with dogs about a 5 minute walk from police station. Some guy was having an asthma attack so she rang an ambulance and walked over to tell the guy on the desk at station. He basically said tough shit and told her it wasn't a police problem. She was furious!

    • @Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_
      @Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_ ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been told many times by the police that they are not qualified first responders and not health care professionals! . . . . So I no longer report people in danger, I just get abuse from the call handlers. . . Then the next day there are appeals for witnesses and CCTV.

    • @philswales3814
      @philswales3814 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cobalt?

    • @deanwallace4432
      @deanwallace4432 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@philswales3814 Yeah on middle engine lane

  • @LessTimeThanYouThink
    @LessTimeThanYouThink ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Made my week. Always good to hear from you FP.

  • @projectfireland8821
    @projectfireland8821 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FP should have a million subscribers the work is righteous 📢💥💥💥💯

  • @sunnyinsanya2
    @sunnyinsanya2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Big budget production, hired a chopper and everything. Class from the #1.

  • @IBIZABIKE
    @IBIZABIKE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    love the ounces, they never give a toss about the failure to inform

  • @colinhall8998
    @colinhall8998 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    FP, the coolest cat on the block. Luv your work, you are the most composed and professional auditor on TH-cam. Keep on doing it.

  • @MrCitizenKaned
    @MrCitizenKaned ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I hope that you are indeed responsible for the video at the end, it's fecken brilliant.

  • @johnnorton2511
    @johnnorton2511 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In my opinion and my wife's too your by far the best and funniest photographer, Myself 80% and around 20 % viewing from my wife have watched endless hours of footage old and new of said photographers for a few years . If there was an award for ease of understanding reasons for film /photography/drone flying you would win it hands down . Most importantly if there was an award for exercising our photography and human rights you would also win hands down . This work you do is brilliant and outstanding and let's not forget entertaining and informative as far as proving rights to freedom and breaking down said laws on screen for ease of understanding for the simpletons like myself and others . Focus pocus I'm sure I speak for others ,persons,photographers,auditors,and simpletons alike that you are a credit to this legal lawful activity. Well done , ps this song recording should be a national treasure its gold . Thanks

  • @mummraaa
    @mummraaa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The casual “minding my own business” whistling! 🤣

  • @blurta2011
    @blurta2011 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So good to have you back.
    It's always calm and organised with your audits, so much yelling and shouting in some of the others.
    Love the way you calmly tell them what rights you have and that it is private so no need to ask me lol

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    If you want to keep the police away report the incident and simply say that you think it was travellers and you can be assured no police attendance it’s like Kryptonite

  • @weaversarms
    @weaversarms ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What a nice surprise, and thanks for not doing a 90 hour premier.

  • @djdelight_musik7181
    @djdelight_musik7181 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought you were going to ask those two spare parts who turned up to print off that section of Pace, maybe next time 🤣

  • @paulbromley6687
    @paulbromley6687 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “Must be readily available”makes it a requirement not optional or for interpretation by officers making unacceptable excuses as to why they have failed in their duty.

  • @teambean
    @teambean ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Glad you are back! Please dont leave us for this long next time.

  • @seanmccarthy1421
    @seanmccarthy1421 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great to see you doing more work. Thank you

  • @stuartb4525
    @stuartb4525 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Firstly FP welcome back been a while. Again as usual you have produced an excellent video in your own style. I assume you knew what would happen, you go to the very place you expect help, and basically got fobbed off. Then a little later out on the public street doing absolutely nothing untoward, all perfectly legal we get 4 of our finest plods in 2 units turn up. So you proved the point they cant in all honesty be too busy. Apart from the station, all the others were pretty decent, which is a plus point these days, but you have a way with words to disarm them. Love the old style weight you gave, that had them stumped 😂😂😂😂😂. All in an excellent thought out video. Many thanks.
    Forgot to mention the sound effects of the wocka wocka, very clever inclusion.

  • @andrewgilbertson5356
    @andrewgilbertson5356 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They should have at lest one copy of pace at the desk.

  • @dearnapst
    @dearnapst ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The helicopter sounds had me cracking up. Great audit.

  • @Allthegoldandcash
    @Allthegoldandcash ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simply the best police accountability photographer in England.

  • @moldomosbah7081
    @moldomosbah7081 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally ! Thanks you’re back ! Much love from France ! ❤❤❤

  • @bluemoose09
    @bluemoose09 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great to see you back. Another belter 👏

  • @Boothster77
    @Boothster77 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahaha loved the bamboozling with the ounces 😂😂

  • @willnewlove1
    @willnewlove1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The goat is back 🐐

  • @borisblade564
    @borisblade564 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You cannot mess with focus pocus the master

  • @Crow_Friend
    @Crow_Friend ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You've been neglecting us, Mr Pocus! 🙂

  • @Kenazzle
    @Kenazzle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The amount of time and energy they spent trying to avoid using the printer they could have written it all out with a quill and inkwell. Absolutely bizarre calculated incompetence.
    About 10 years ago I was the victim of an assault. Called 999 and nobody turned up for an hour while I was waiting. I walked to my local station and told them the situation and the receptionist chuckled and said "why didn't you sit on him?" I was overweight at the time. I then waited for about 45 minutes in the lobby before she then told me they don't take information about crimes at the police station I would need to call a number and they'd take my statement over the phone.
    I absolutely believe that police all over the UK mock us openly and it is endemic to "law enforcement".

  • @Jo-yp8wy
    @Jo-yp8wy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The GOAT returns!
    Anyway, someone please remind me how many seconds it takes to find a document and hit the "print" button?

  • @Hannah-pk6iq
    @Hannah-pk6iq ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The maestro returns

  • @jamesbaxendale1470
    @jamesbaxendale1470 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Articulate, masterful, charmingly assertive and extremely creative. There's no other auditor that gets close. Thank you, but that whistling ... ;-)

  • @Bloke-in-Stoke
    @Bloke-in-Stoke 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Walked the dogs in the rain this morning and thought what a crap day it was going to be. How wrong can one Bloke be 🤣F.P.'s back and the day turned out just great thanks 👍 Keep'em comin' boss 💪✌💯

  • @freetipuk
    @freetipuk ปีที่แล้ว +7

    using ounces... lmao.. you're a genius !

  • @tomcochrane56
    @tomcochrane56 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I completely agree with you. The scramble to employ police officers by this terrible tory government. Has unfortunately scraped the bottom of the barrel.

    • @bobtudbury8505
      @bobtudbury8505 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      now imagine liebour in power , you ain't seen nothing yet

    • @christopherchristos7275
      @christopherchristos7275 ปีที่แล้ว

      Come on mate.
      Westminster is rotten.
      A cross party collection of self serving pigs.
      All the same

    • @MattSigmaX
      @MattSigmaX ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm afraid the issues in this country are far deeper than with one political party. A lot of people are going to be disappointed when Labour likely gets in power, and they are just as bad, perhaps even worse.

    • @paddyb9159
      @paddyb9159 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not just the Tory’s, they’re all the same!
      But if you question them, you’re a right wing extremist!

    • @markc7440
      @markc7440 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Starmer and his buddies are Red Tories.

  • @francishughes2016
    @francishughes2016 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jeez, No question, Focus Pocus is the Zen master auditor, no one comes close, we just need more audits, they are brilliant ! !.

  • @sambishop9567
    @sambishop9567 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If I ever actually need the police, I would call and say Focus pocus, dj audits, auditing Britain, random outings etc… are all outside my house filming 😂😂😂
    I would expect the SAS to turn up 🤷‍♂️