the most ethical way to kill a fish

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  • @Tackle2thePeople
    @Tackle2thePeople  ปีที่แล้ว +2848

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    • @Snarpeze
      @Snarpeze ปีที่แล้ว +66

      where is the ultra light setup?

    • @Shoreangler-xd2wq
      @Shoreangler-xd2wq ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Snarpeze fr

    • @littleshadow_
      @littleshadow_ ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was taught to snap the spine by hooking a finger into the roof of the mouth and then pressing your thumb down at the base of the head (from the top of the fish and basically between the gills) and then to snap the head upwards by pressing down with your thumb and up with the hooked finger to cleanly and quickly snap the spine. They immediately died and stopped moving upon doing so, but if you're not comfortable with the whole thing since it seems brutal to be doing so with your bare hands then I'd suggest humanly killing the fish with a knife too. 👍

    • @skateboardingjesus4006
      @skateboardingjesus4006 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@littleshadow_ I usually tell the fish "oh, look over there" and when it's distracted, hit it in the noggin with the chainsaw.

    • @littleshadow_
      @littleshadow_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@skateboardingjesus4006 Lol I know you're joking when you say that.
      -
      But I assure you that I did not. I was taught to literally snap their spine and encouraged to do so. Though yeah it sounds pretty fu**ing brutal, I know. 😅😂

  • @lerlmibea4792
    @lerlmibea4792 ปีที่แล้ว +64776

    The fact that he isn’t allowed to say the word “kill” but can show the fish getting killed is mind blowing

    • @fibr-dragon7977
      @fibr-dragon7977 ปีที่แล้ว +5699

      Gotta love TH-cam/TikTok guidelines lol

    • @0LyricZ
      @0LyricZ ปีที่แล้ว +436

      yes lol

    • @Amigo21189
      @Amigo21189 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

      It's because English-language audio parsing AIs exist but the sort you'd need to "see" a video and figure out what's happening is way more difficult and expensive to develop.

    • @IncredibleMet
      @IncredibleMet ปีที่แล้ว +2189

      He didn’t kill the fish. He humanely reduced the lifespan of that particular fish.

    • @KujiArgisia
      @KujiArgisia ปีที่แล้ว +1165

      ​@@IncredibleMet reduced the life expectancy to zero

  • @flint6704
    @flint6704 ปีที่แล้ว +13746

    “Humanely”
    “Bonk em in the head a few times”
    Lol

    • @basedcarp
      @basedcarp ปีที่แล้ว +1469

      @@pandemicgrower4212 i was fishing at my friends grandpas house and he’s as old school as it gets. i was probably 10 and i caught a grouper off his dock and i was all excited and it wasn’t on the dock 5 seconds before he hit it with a brick 😂 shit caught me off guard

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

      Humanely is one time, cleanly and quickly with a purpose made hardwood knocker. Beating a fish several times with a stick is heading towards psychopathy.

    • @JohnDoe-xq8sk
      @JohnDoe-xq8sk ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Punch them like bear from the Brown family lol

    • @randytrashcan
      @randytrashcan ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@pakde8002
      I took a red oak dowel and shaped it into a mini baseball bat. One swift bonk to the noggin and the fish swimming under the rainbow bridge.

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen ปีที่แล้ว +510

      As a vegetarian, I'd eat a fish that was sustainably caught and humanely dispatched.
      I used to fish a lot when I were younger, fish can continue breathing for 30 minutes to several hours depending on environment and species. Especially on ice their metabolism drops so they should be able to live on for a bit longer.
      Being suffocated for literal hours is a lot of /needless/ suffering compared to a swift bonk.

  • @cheese_itz1
    @cheese_itz1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4770

    "knife goes in, guts go out"

    • @normalpair
      @normalpair 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Simpsons 😂

    • @MudwaterAnglers
      @MudwaterAnglers 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Bart simpson 😂

    • @haven_lady675
      @haven_lady675 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      "Spare my life and I will grant you three--AUGH!"

    • @butterd1403
      @butterd1403 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Thats what osaka seafood concern is all about

    • @shujinkoMK
      @shujinkoMK 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@haven_lady675”knife goes in, guts go out”

  • @Charlieinthetrees287
    @Charlieinthetrees287 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1625

    Bro imagine that fish in heaven being like, “yeah it sucks that I died, but at least the dude killed we with a fucking butterfly knife, I went out in style.”

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      “while also giving me a quick painless death, thankly you”

    • @Sciencedoneright
      @Sciencedoneright 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "I went out in style" 😂😂😂

    • @tuskedclover3308
      @tuskedclover3308 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "I'm afraid not"
      "I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen"
      "That fish- is a spy"

    • @BadJellyman100
      @BadJellyman100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@tuskedclover3308 "I never really was on your side!"
      "Oh dear, it seems I've made quite a mess."

    • @tuskedclover3308
      @tuskedclover3308 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BadJellyman100 "That spy is not one of ours!"

  • @FMHOutdoors
    @FMHOutdoors ปีที่แล้ว +43458

    Fun fact the bloodline isn’t just a bloodline it’s actually the kidney of the fish
    Rip fish kidney transplants

    • @theblobfish9614
      @theblobfish9614 ปีที่แล้ว +850

      No not necessarily, but just because the term bloodline is somewhat wonky. Usually itbrefers to the dark tissue along the sideline of the fish,, which is not kidney, but the gunk along the spine of the trout isbthe kidney, yes

    • @chevyfeltz8788
      @chevyfeltz8788 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It is the fish main bloodline bro:.

    • @theblobfish9614
      @theblobfish9614 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@chevyfeltz8788 nope. Its a trouts kidney

    • @FMHOutdoors
      @FMHOutdoors ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@theblobfish9614 thank you
      Check a body diagram before making assumptions

    • @pepemusic9563
      @pepemusic9563 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Over at the fish market I work at we call em mud veins

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem ปีที่แล้ว +13584

    Grew up fishing in Alaska. Found a big heavy stick and burned the name "Excali-bonk" onto it. It dispatched many a fish for years until it eventually broke. I'll always remember you, Excalibonk.

    • @Kathleenavery14
      @Kathleenavery14 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

      Ok that actually hilarious though

    • @josephbotswana
      @josephbotswana ปีที่แล้ว +1136

      Excali-bonk will be remembered

    • @tearex8688
      @tearex8688 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Nobel.

    • @yellow1433
      @yellow1433 ปีที่แล้ว +574

      Fish was killed by ledoytirebiter using “Excali-bonk”

    • @FadazMada
      @FadazMada ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Excalibonk, the true hero, may it rests in glory 🙏🏻

  • @TV-MA.x_x.
    @TV-MA.x_x. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +479

    Who tf doesn't own a knife? Better yet, who owns a fishing rod but not a knife?

    • @user-qo1hy8dq3f
      @user-qo1hy8dq3f 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Fly fishermen. They have cut initiators.

    • @Misslayer99
      @Misslayer99 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know wtf😂

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "Who doesnt own aknife" far too many people
      "Who owns a fishing rod but not a knife?" also, far too many people, but thankfully proportionally less than all people ever.

    • @Secondadmendment
      @Secondadmendment 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      People in Japan. You can get arrested in that country if you have a knife that's too big.

    • @Noconstitutionfordemocrats1
      @Noconstitutionfordemocrats1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@SecondadmendmentYep, gotta make unaliving each other hard to do like in Palestine.

  • @bigdapramirez6157
    @bigdapramirez6157 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +486

    Most ethical way to kill a fish:
    1: catch the fish
    2: bring the fish home in a cooler full of water
    3: tell my wife I couldn't do it and she's just gonna have to accept him as our new son

    • @MOMO_dakING
      @MOMO_dakING 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂

    • @SuperMakalena
      @SuperMakalena 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Since I have aquariums if my husband brought me a fish I probably would just keep him alive in an aquarium and name him Bob😂

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@SuperMakalenaBob misses his wife and kids.

    • @Featherless1
      @Featherless1 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Do you think fish know they're in water...?

    • @kenw2225
      @kenw2225 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yea they know.

  • @staroboom4880
    @staroboom4880 ปีที่แล้ว +7703

    Bro's life got made into a tutorial 💀💀

    • @Aurora-bv1ys
      @Aurora-bv1ys ปีที่แล้ว +152

      F

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      F

    • @DirtL
      @DirtL ปีที่แล้ว +164

      This made me laugh way to hard my humor is broken
      The truth goes unspoken
      I've even forgotten my name

    • @AmbyrRavyn
      @AmbyrRavyn ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@DirtL A STRANGER I REMAAAIN!

    • @DirtL
      @DirtL ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AmbyrRavyn red sun red sun over paradise

  • @mr.nothin
    @mr.nothin ปีที่แล้ว +2157

    “Knife goes in guts come out”

    • @based_ukulele
      @based_ukulele ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There's your answer fish-bulb

    • @peridoto14
      @peridoto14 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was imagining that exact scene when he did it

    • @walterhartwellwhite3319
      @walterhartwellwhite3319 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@baddthecameraman5935(stabs magic fish)

    • @azhari7968
      @azhari7968 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Spare my life and I will grant you three wis- AAA"

    • @GyroZeppeliLovesTeddy
      @GyroZeppeliLovesTeddy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@walterhartwellwhite3319 Knife goes in guts come out

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Gollum already showed us how to kill a fish.

    • @TheWorldisaLIE2
      @TheWorldisaLIE2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      this comment needs more likes

  • @garbage.cannot
    @garbage.cannot 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    “thank you for your sacrifice” and “bonk ‘em in the head a few times” fucking killed me 😂

  • @duglife2230
    @duglife2230 ปีที่แล้ว +6276

    You forgot one important step: always remark to the creature you just caught, "You sir, are a fish."

    • @escribiendoenpijamas6259
      @escribiendoenpijamas6259 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Good to see another cowpoke around here. Also I confirm it's essential to say that after capture.

    • @Bluebox3
      @Bluebox3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      If you don't do this step you end up with another random animal of roughly the same size

    • @driftingtesticle3570
      @driftingtesticle3570 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Uh uh muh lumbago!

    • @metelomaniac
      @metelomaniac ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't get that

    • @G4meBust3rLP
      @G4meBust3rLP ปีที่แล้ว +103

      ​@@metelomaniac There is a fishing mini-game in Red Dead Redemption 2. When you manage to catch one, your playable character says that line.

  • @christopherparks2987
    @christopherparks2987 ปีที่แล้ว +4646

    “Thank you for your sacrifice”
    “-my what now?”

    • @axy_cz
      @axy_cz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@Cavachonc777no

    • @judas6256
      @judas6256 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@Cavachonc777😂

    • @ctodagjr
      @ctodagjr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      😭😭😭 lil dude was just trying to get a bite to eat

    • @Goeatpie
      @Goeatpie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cavachonc777bot

    • @TuttaNeck
      @TuttaNeck 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@axy_czfnaf fan detected, opinion rejected

  • @Emarq31
    @Emarq31 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    It's with any animal you wanna process. You don't want cortisol running through the meat, it'll ruin it. So quick, painless and low stress is the best way to process it. Thank it for giving its life to nourish us and that is the cycle.

    • @jakestarr4718
      @jakestarr4718 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      there is no way to catch a fish without stressing it lol

    • @codymoe4986
      @codymoe4986 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @jakestar4718...Probably why they said "low stress" and not "no stress" huh?

  • @dailydrivensedans4875
    @dailydrivensedans4875 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Giant squid: "lemme just slowly eat this fish starting from the tail over the next 2 hrs"......

    • @fartingfox8072
      @fartingfox8072 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Uncultured bastard
      Humans are so much cooler 😎😎😎

  • @Menosore
    @Menosore ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    How to humanly kill a fish...
    *Reloads shotgun*

    • @averageforzaplayer1048
      @averageforzaplayer1048 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Those Shot pellets gonna taste horrible though

    • @dud3655
      @dud3655 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      But a fine red mist.

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reloads?

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      lol there won't be anything left to feel pain so I guess that works?

    • @mrgreenjeans
      @mrgreenjeans ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@averageforzaplayer1048 Use a slug

  • @Fargoleafy
    @Fargoleafy ปีที่แล้ว +4038

    "Unalive" Gotta love modern youtube where everyone has to talk like children to avoid the gulag

    • @CamelliaFlingert
      @CamelliaFlingert ปีที่แล้ว

      while they're completely ignoring the channels like "Cio Zone", who posting p*rn openly without any censorship with animals and l0lis, typical youtube

    • @slicclmao8366
      @slicclmao8366 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i mean it means the same thing?

    • @jonathansibrian695
      @jonathansibrian695 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      ​@@slicclmao8366 its newspeak

    • @fernandomollermorales4350
      @fernandomollermorales4350 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      ​@@slicclmao8366 YT is really sensitive nowdays, so content creators have to avoid saying insults and "strong" words or they will get demonetized

    • @midorimashintaro2092
      @midorimashintaro2092 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@jonathansibrian695 hyperbole much

  • @Phurzt
    @Phurzt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The reason why the fish taste better this way, is the adrenaline coursing through it. Its actually thought that this is the basis for the vampire myths. That cannibals got addicted to the adrenaline in thier victims blood at the time of the ki..... un-aliving session.

  • @cybersamurai1082
    @cybersamurai1082 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Mean while In the fish universe:
    How fishly unalive a man

    • @AscheOfTheLake
      @AscheOfTheLake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's on the shark channel

  • @vmann8168
    @vmann8168 ปีที่แล้ว +4128

    Too many people think fish can't feel pain. This is good to promote.

    • @draconian_dragons6588
      @draconian_dragons6588 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Recent studies show they do but in a different way

    • @draconian_dragons6588
      @draconian_dragons6588 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Pain is advantageous to have you newt

    • @wildsideofthings7733
      @wildsideofthings7733 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@draconian_dragons6588 its still pain. An unpleasent, uncomfortable feeling which causes a great deal of stress.

    • @qi1mu78
      @qi1mu78 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      @@draconian_dragons6588
      Guy: *tortures you* "Pain is advantageous. Deal with it"

    • @Patrick-zr8tv
      @Patrick-zr8tv ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ​@@wildsideofthings7733 may I present to you, the Masochist.

  • @someguy34231
    @someguy34231 ปีที่แล้ว +3388

    I don't fish anymore, but my family owned a fish farm. If you're going to kill a fish and you choose to bonk them, use a large heavy stick or bat or other long object with a heavy end. It's hard to get the speed and momentum with a rock, and it's hard to get the force required with a little stick. Do a test swing on the ground before you try so you don't end up just making the fish suffer with a bad blow. Also, props for appreciating and thanking the life taken. 👍

    • @AjZ530
      @AjZ530 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Put it in a hard surface like a rock first, that way you can kill it very easily with a surprisingly small amount of force, as a safe bet it’s a good option but there’s always the risk of basically exploding the head and getting brains everywhere on you

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero ปีที่แล้ว +51

      a fisher I knew had a weird VERY thick needle-rod that's 2~ cm long, on a sorta stapler type device for it, according to him, the papers for it said it's pretty much the same force as a .22 and instantly destroys the brain.

    • @kodyjayson2517
      @kodyjayson2517 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So... Something like a hammer?

    • @someguy34231
      @someguy34231 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@AjZ530 hugely important, thank you for mentioning that. is it alright if i add that to my original comment so more people see that? surface is a big thing.

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@AjZ530 Getting a little dirty, at least for me, is a sacrifice I can make in exchange for being able to help make a little buddy's journey out a little easier. I can see why some folks might not like it, though.

  • @noobsley1757
    @noobsley1757 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    'Thank you for your sacrifice."
    Fish: "I didn't agree to this."

  • @user-bz3ij4vc4f
    @user-bz3ij4vc4f ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    “Just get a rock and bonk him in the head a few times” 💀

    • @EcoNBeBop
      @EcoNBeBop ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fr bro that’s what lots of people do, including me. You can also buy these planting club things to just smack em over the head and knock them out, then you just slice their head off pretty much

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@EcoNBeBop Planting club? Like, for plants?

    • @randomdudr
      @randomdudr ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@EcoNBeBop it rarely works for catfish. Those fishes are really stubborn. How can you kill a catfish in seconds?

    • @niery5376
      @niery5376 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@randomdudr cut the tail off

    • @shademournthepegasi2366
      @shademournthepegasi2366 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed harder than I should've hearing that

  • @BeeBN
    @BeeBN ปีที่แล้ว +708

    the fish listening to you call him a sacrifice and dying for a tutorial:👁️👄👁️

    • @MontycelA
      @MontycelA ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @AugustoEL
      @AugustoEL ปีที่แล้ว

      At least it was a fast and mostly painless death.

    • @ryasiscool
      @ryasiscool ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right, because he obviously just threw it in the trash instead of eating it

    • @supreme1538
      @supreme1538 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ryasiscool bro the dude was just making a joke

    • @tirididjdjwieidiw1138
      @tirididjdjwieidiw1138 ปีที่แล้ว

      it tastes good tho so worth it :)

  • @justicedunham4088
    @justicedunham4088 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This will definitely effect the trout population

  • @KriegsmarineCZE_Jaegermeister
    @KriegsmarineCZE_Jaegermeister 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a Czech that has to slaughter carps each Christmas - I Thank you for reminding me How to do it properly.

    • @1gbayfisher
      @1gbayfisher 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Disgusting carp..,.. never would i even try it.

    • @KriegsmarineCZE_Jaegermeister
      @KriegsmarineCZE_Jaegermeister 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@1gbayfisher its a fish as any other. Only difference being you have to catch tham at autum before they prepare themselves for winter (afterwards the taste is not that good). And Fried Carp, carroted Carp and Carp Filé is a great Christmas dinner - as Jesus himself feed people carps and trouts with his fisherman. (Just be careful for the bones)

  • @batgirl4766
    @batgirl4766 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    “If you don’t have a knife, just bonk the fish to death”

    • @cplhazard2113
      @cplhazard2113 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The oldest methods are sometimes best lmao

    • @littlehowler450
      @littlehowler450 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol poor fishy

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My grandpa used to give it a solid smack on the back of the head with his blade to hill them with blunt trauma

    • @DefinitelyNotAnOsprey
      @DefinitelyNotAnOsprey ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@jackhazardous4008 Exactly! It's like using a stunner on livestock.

    • @AMonkeyThatIsChunky
      @AMonkeyThatIsChunky ปีที่แล้ว

      I've always gotten a good grip with one hand, and using my thumb in the top of their mouth with the other quickly jerk back their head which essentially decapitates them internally, they die instantly.

  • @bronson4534
    @bronson4534 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    "Be humane and stab it in the brain" kind of a catchy tagline

    • @strellettes8511
      @strellettes8511 ปีที่แล้ว

      This will be the motto for the resistance when the aliens inevitably come down to deep fry our booty holes.

    • @steadied407
      @steadied407 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Bonk a it’s head a few times with a rock 🪨 💀

    • @nomnom112
      @nomnom112 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Treat others how you'd like to be treated "

    • @ajaxlewis7664
      @ajaxlewis7664 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Judge, you misunderstand... like I keep saying, I stabbed him in THE BRAIN. 🙄

    • @anthonyfletcher8053
      @anthonyfletcher8053 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nomnom112 if someone’s going to kill me, I would want a quick death too.

  • @javin7134
    @javin7134 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The people in the comment section against what this guy is doing don’t know the difference between hunting and poaching. Poaching is the over-killing of animals and is what leads to extinction. That’s not what this guy is doing here. He’s simply hunting for food and only taking what he needs to survive;which is just the life cycle. It’s okay to go fishing if you’re just doing it to feed yourself of your family. Just don’t overdo it.

    • @Yabitom
      @Yabitom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s useless brother. You can’t win against morons

    • @theshadowfax239
      @theshadowfax239 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I seriously doubt this guy needs to kill fish to survive. He fishes because he enjoys fishing for and killing these creatures.

    • @AscheOfTheLake
      @AscheOfTheLake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@theshadowfax239if he's eating them, it's done to eat. Be it through choice or necessity, it is still survival.

    • @zhardin3652
      @zhardin3652 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      No he enjoys fishing for and EATING these creatures

  • @minosprime549
    @minosprime549 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "that fosh is dead, it just doesnt know it yet"
    "ho ho money🦀🎅"

    • @emmareid9991
      @emmareid9991 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brooo 😭 💀

    • @Dylan_gtag
      @Dylan_gtag 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠lol

  • @user-ff7is9zr8b
    @user-ff7is9zr8b ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    In my home country in almost every supermarket there are aquariums with fish. You can choose them yourself and the staff will kill it for you and even clean it if you want. In most supermarkets they use the "head bonking" technique and I remember how once few foreigners were literally screaming and saying that it was animal cruelty..

    • @sventheg9061
      @sventheg9061 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Well, it actually is animal cruelty

    • @connorbaz5980
      @connorbaz5980 ปีที่แล้ว +808

      ​@@sventheg9061 "WeLL AcKsHuLlY..."

    • @user-ff7is9zr8b
      @user-ff7is9zr8b ปีที่แล้ว +714

      @@sventheg9061 I guess you were one of these foreigners huh

    • @sventheg9061
      @sventheg9061 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@user-ff7is9zr8b probably not one of these explicit foreigners, but yes, I'm from Europe. But my origin isn't relevant for the question, if it's animal cruelty or not

    • @stonelion99
      @stonelion99 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      @@sventheg9061 How is stunning them before quickly dispatching them inhumane? They don't feel a thing while stunned.

  • @gavinalaniz5376
    @gavinalaniz5376 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "most ethical way"
    "Bonk that mf on the head"

    • @Loveanimalsdonteatthem
      @Loveanimalsdonteatthem ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha animal abuse is so funny. Why are you laughing at an animals pain and suffering?

    • @car8660
      @car8660 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Loveanimalsdonteatthem its not dumbass thats how you kill fish it kills them instantly

    • @maddoxprimeaux3565
      @maddoxprimeaux3565 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The bonk method works through. I’ve used it on mullet before.

    • @chasewainscott8739
      @chasewainscott8739 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Loveanimalsdonteatthem Bro they’re stocked trout, they are literally bred for the purpose of being caught and eaten. Do you think the fish are going to thank you for your heroism?

    • @SkizzyMarsss
      @SkizzyMarsss ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Loveanimalsdonteatthem he ate the animal, it’s survival buddy, even animals kill each other. It’s the ecosystem operates, you aren’t above anyone because you feel it’s wrong.

  • @muresmus6676
    @muresmus6676 วันที่ผ่านมา

    instructions unclear made the fishes head explode with a boulder

  • @lordisback1947
    @lordisback1947 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    So it's somewhat similar to halal technique as you throwout all the blood which can cause microbial growth and also blood clot hardens the meat

  • @T3ss3R
    @T3ss3R ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    bro imagine an alien just abducting you to unalive for a video on an interdimensional web of information

    • @GC-uu6fx
      @GC-uu6fx ปีที่แล้ว

      not if the humans are "humans are space orc" humans

    • @ardanwin5724
      @ardanwin5724 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Question: if the video goes viral, are you famous or only the content creator?

    • @DavisMultiverse
      @DavisMultiverse ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yea and They're like "just inject nanomites into any part of the body but closer to the head the better. Use your handheld device to connect to your nanomites, select melt brain, select human and yea that's your new nano bots, they're good at meticulous tasks, stick em inside yourself! Select glowing tattoos and watch them turn into moving glowing tattoos under your skin, it's fun"

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If he's cooking it's cool

    • @MyDuckSaysFucc
      @MyDuckSaysFucc ปีที่แล้ว +29

      As long as they do it quickly and humanely I’m ok with that

  • @jamestunedflat8942
    @jamestunedflat8942 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "Thank you for your sacrifice" I appreciate your take on killing for food.

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It didn’t sacrifice you murdered it you’re not welcome!!!

    • @jamestunedflat8942
      @jamestunedflat8942 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ferise1 unfortunately that's the way of the world. To eat fruit is to sacrifice the unborn plants, to eat meat or anything else is to kill it. One should at least be thankful for consumption of their food. It's a bad thing that people are so far removed from the source of their own diet that catching food in the wild is considered murder while a cheese burger is considered humane.

    • @Shleebster
      @Shleebster ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@ferise1 it was gonna get eaten anyway though... 🥲

    • @doesntmatter4160
      @doesntmatter4160 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@@ferise1 you're vegan. Aren't you?

    • @Leatherface123.
      @Leatherface123. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ferise1 vegan fagen

  • @xaasiyohooyoali5130
    @xaasiyohooyoali5130 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "no fish were harmed in the making of this video"

  • @Monkey-manmason
    @Monkey-manmason 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "And sure enough”😂😂😂

  • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
    @rockercaterrorencountered4924 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    as a fish hobbyist who loves my fish I appreciate this. Predation is natural and not inherently cruel, but as humans we have the ability to make it as painless as possible for them.

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Based take

    • @kita9868
      @kita9868 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But as far as I’m aware, fish don’t have a conscious experience of pain in any real sense. Isn’t the “humane” killing of a fish as nonsensical a concept as the “humane” killing of a tree? What cruelty is there if there’s no experience of cruelty on the receiving end?

    • @cjweezil5206
      @cjweezil5206 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      ​@@kita9868 Ultimately concepts like honor and dignity are entirely human and don't really exist in nature, but since they do exist for humans, they will be valued by people, and for some people it is worth preserving these values for animals who have no concept of them. It is humane because humans are empathetic, and would like their own deaths to maintain some semblance of honor and dignity. It's a Golden Rule kinda deal. It's what being human is about, even if it doesn't always make sense on first glance.

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star ปีที่แล้ว +137

      ​@@kita9868 That's the kicker. A lot of our understanding in science is ever changing. It took years for us to acknowledge that animals had any sense of pain at all. We need to keep an open mind that just because they might not feel it like we do, doesn't mean they don't feel something similar, etc. Also, fish have stress responses, we can observe that enough to say that it's probably better not to take chances.
      Hell, there are even fledgling studies now that show that plants might have some alternative stimuli reaction equivalent to pain. Need to not fall into human centrist viewpoints because we will never experience what another being goes through anyway. There's always possibilities and shouldn't that be enough to warrant the consideration of doing things humanely rather than find out oh, we've been doing this cruel shit for years when we didn't need to do it that way.

    • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
      @rockercaterrorencountered4924 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@kita9868 recent studies have shown fish absolutely do experience pain and distress, which makes the way they're usually treated by the fishing industry (allowed to suffocate) horrific. It makes sense, a lot of fish have the same functional parts mammals do (spinal chord, brain, nerves) so there's no reason they wouldn't. Having kept fish myself it's pretty obvious that they experience some level of discomfort, I've had fish with dropsy where their bodies fill up with fluid and it's clear from the way they move that they're experiencing something negative.

  •  ปีที่แล้ว +2754

    1984 by George Orwell: *exists*
    TH-cam in 2023: forcing people to say "unalive" instead of "kill"

    • @Cinema4PeopleWithNoTime
      @Cinema4PeopleWithNoTime ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Deeply concerning

    • @slicclmao8366
      @slicclmao8366 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Cinema4PeopleWithNoTime there are other things you should be worrying about like getting a job

    • @ilyaanawrozi8394
      @ilyaanawrozi8394 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "good and bad, instead of bad, why not have ungood, it is just as effective"-1984

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Today I saw a video where the word "unethical" was written as "un3thical". ( source: th-cam.com/users/shortsRW9Lj2rOiJo ) like... what the fuck?
      I await the time where we have to censor everyday words, like "bread" as "br3ad"

    • @penis__
      @penis__ ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is a certified Literally 1984 moment

  • @ranger_wolverine7870
    @ranger_wolverine7870 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Alternate universe: "How to fishanely kill a human"
    Omg 43 LIKES?!

    • @spets234
      @spets234 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Such is life

    • @AWSMcube
      @AWSMcube 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Underrated comment

    • @ElitaTheCat
      @ElitaTheCat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @niggymonkey "It's kill or be killed!"
      - Anonymous

    • @ranger_wolverine7870
      @ranger_wolverine7870 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AWSMcube tsym

    • @stonelion99
      @stonelion99 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      why are you excited over 43 likes? Are you being ironic?

  • @danielrandom3127
    @danielrandom3127 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you for this guide. I caught a wonderful bass that I think was over a foot-long and I’m glad that I was able to humanly dispatch it using this guide. After all, making sure your prey doesn’t suffer is one of the most sportsmanlike things you can do.

  • @nickdaveNDM
    @nickdaveNDM ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    Yeah, when I stayed at Grandma's in Alaska, she took me accross the channel in the morning to go fish. She had a club she used, pop them right on the head. One of them, it sent the eyeball through its skull and into its mouth. I was upset and she did a very good job of explaining the value of life and death, and the moral implications, etc. I had trout for breakfast that day, then combed the beach and ruins for stuff from the past. I miss it there

    • @jeremydudash7328
      @jeremydudash7328 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Damn this sounds like an amazing memory with your grandmother that taught you a lot about life and how to understand and respect other lives in the world.

    • @christiandoney6198
      @christiandoney6198 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No one cares

    • @megathighs8764
      @megathighs8764 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@christiandoney6198 Wowie, what valuable input and totally not just an attempt to make someone else feel bad for absolutely no reason.

    • @fancyincubus
      @fancyincubus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's good to understand fish don't feel pain they lack the neurological capacity to so that's also another important thing it's like eating larvea or beetles or somthing all they know is Instinct and won't hate your or feel it when you kill them although I'd focus more on the care in there meat when killing them due to people going brutal and tainting white fish with exploded gallbladder

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@fancyincubus Fish DO feel pain, at least the more neurologically complex ones like sharks do. They sense pain in a different way than humans do, though, so their form of pain would be alien to us. Fish have far more complex nervous systems than most people think, ESPECIALLY sharks.

  • @rantingguy1726
    @rantingguy1726 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I remember having a roommate who bred angelfish and german rams, he was damn good at it too, but also ruthless about removing those with birth defects and sickness so they didn't breed and spread their defects.
    Man eventually mastered exactly how much force to thump a ram's face with to kill it but not make it's face squish and make a mess. He was the fish assassin.

    • @leenari
      @leenari ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "the fish assassin" 😭😭😭😭

    • @ComplexityUnleashed
      @ComplexityUnleashed ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh wtf lmaoo

    • @Niction
      @Niction ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Sounds like a German

    • @Dang3rMouSe
      @Dang3rMouSe ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Experience is often the greatest teacher & the only way to become the infamous "Fish Assassin"
      🐟🗡️ 😶‍🌫️

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc ปีที่แล้ว +24

      German master fish race

  • @bigchazzamort
    @bigchazzamort วันที่ผ่านมา

    you could always pull a neil from the inbetweeners

  • @BallinBeyondBelife
    @BallinBeyondBelife 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "and sure enough"

  • @Alebrad
    @Alebrad ปีที่แล้ว +614

    We got a jumper is the most fisherman words you can get 😂

    • @gmreye
      @gmreye 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Alebrad no it’s actually OH NO OH GOD AHHH HELP ME (sounds of being eaten in the background)

    • @lookatmydescription8080
      @lookatmydescription8080 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or border patrol

    • @IPlayLegends
      @IPlayLegends 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "We got an egger!"

    • @soapjuice
      @soapjuice 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      or the store clerk at kohls when showing their selection of dresses

  • @shuttlechief
    @shuttlechief ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I don’t know why but seeing you lobotomize that trout made me really feel my own mortality and the fragility of our physical bodies. Mortality is an awesome concept

    • @dickenscider9178
      @dickenscider9178 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is why humans are stupid. Always overthinking everything. Just eat the fish, have lots of babies, die. Thats life. Welcome.

    • @Shvetsario
      @Shvetsario ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I already knew of the fragility, flesh is weak. Stop thinking you’re invincible in life, you’re always at the mercy of nature

    • @HoneyMochi
      @HoneyMochi ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Shvetsario Damn okay, thanks for the insight Einstein. They just made a comment on the video, get that pole out of your ass.

    • @dos1763
      @dos1763 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mortality is an awesome concept? You are a strange individual

    • @dummyddude08
      @dummyddude08 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know! I’m glad they added mortality in this new update😁

  • @Scavenagr
    @Scavenagr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That is actually pretty nice tutorial

  • @fettzvettz8718
    @fettzvettz8718 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    Deserves more attention this.

    • @Tackle2thePeople
      @Tackle2thePeople  ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I appreciate that!

    • @hunzilla3122
      @hunzilla3122 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Tackle2thePeople he means your video is too short and relatively vague

    • @DanielOnTheBank
      @DanielOnTheBank ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@hunzilla3122 that’s not what he means lol

    • @tunabestfish
      @tunabestfish ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how every fisherman does this

    • @chief5xz
      @chief5xz ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@hunzilla3122 he definitely meant it needed more views not “clearer” instructions. you’d have to be a caveman to not understand these ridiculously simple steps.

  • @gordsgaming2209
    @gordsgaming2209 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    “Just bonk him in da head a few times” has me dead

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought of the flinstones

    • @ThaDerf
      @ThaDerf ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same for the fish 🐟

    • @Zeptus1488
      @Zeptus1488 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like has the fish dead

    • @bartimaeu1
      @bartimaeu1 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would probably have anybody dead tbh

    • @ily____
      @ily____ ปีที่แล้ว

      poor fishy 🥺

  • @blank_space6682
    @blank_space6682 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That dark "bloodline" thats stuck under the fish's spine is actually a huge kidney!

  • @Plingey
    @Plingey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i never realized how squishy insides are

  • @WinVisten
    @WinVisten ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I'm glad that you were concerned more with the fish not feeling pain or suffering than you were about the quality of the meat, while also explaining how to make good quality fillets WITHOUT making the fish suffer needlessly.
    Sticking a blade through the brain would definitely make it stop feeling pain instantly if the blade severed the brain stem. I'm sure that fish would've thanked you for getting it done quick and painlessly, if it was able to.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 ปีที่แล้ว

      Conveniently, killing the fish faster and more humanely improves the quality of the meat. Fear and pain trigger the body to release cortisol, which makes the meat tougher and worse tasting. It’s the same from invertebrates to large mammals.

    • @gucknichtso2864
      @gucknichtso2864 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a fish 🤡

    • @dutchvanderlinde4653
      @dutchvanderlinde4653 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gucknichtso2864 why were people mad when Hitler killed the Jews? They’re just humans 🤡

    • @MontycelA
      @MontycelA ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gucknichtso2864 You don’t wanna fall down a path of needlessly causing pain to animals, if you know that you’re killing something humanely it doesn’t effect you (that much) but if you kill something knowing full well that it’s suffering or slowly builds up an insensitivity to killing and you can start to develop symptoms of psychopathy. But that’s just science, clown emojis carry more weight to them don’t they.

    • @gucknichtso2864
      @gucknichtso2864 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Cloudykook no they don't. You really think those things even think?

  • @averageforzaplayer1048
    @averageforzaplayer1048 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    There is a Japanese Method called Ikejime (活き締め) that is very similar to the one shown in the video. Instead of a just the head Bonking, a spike gets inserted quickly and directly into the hindbrain, usually located slightly behind and above the eye. the spike is then spun around which causes immediate brain death, and prevents the fish from reflexing its muscles due to the nerve connections being broken, making the fish retain it’s flavor for weeks

    • @aiyulee6366
      @aiyulee6366 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Yep it is the best method. Fishes for sushi

    • @1CE.
      @1CE. ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Sounds easier to just use a knife like here tbh
      Insert nail then twist? Bound to mess it up

    • @erdemalegoz1816
      @erdemalegoz1816 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That requires some asian discipline and patience to master it sounds:D

    • @Techyena
      @Techyena ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@1CE. honestly, the precision is probably pretty darn good with some basic anatomical knowledge. In many cases the body marks itself for spots like that, that’s how people do vaccines, using an anatomical bone-marker at your shoulder, cus stabbing right into the deltoid is inaffective and damaging.

    • @dana102083
      @dana102083 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@Techyenaumm injectioms/vaccines are put into the deepest part of the deltoid... Landmarking ensures you miss blood vessels and ensure its in the deepest part of the deltoid. 2 finger rule below the acromium process (shoulder bone).

  • @carlg4544
    @carlg4544 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought he said un-line at first, like unhook

  • @SeanShimamoto
    @SeanShimamoto 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I took my mainland friend fishing on our boat when he came to visit me in Honolulu…as soon as my dad pulled in a 150-lb ahi (yellowfin tuna), I grabbed my bat and struck it’s head two times in rapid succession…my friend yelled at me and told me, “WTF are you doing? That’s inhumane!” So I asked him, “would you rather I let the fish suffocate in our cooler? I’d rather make its death quick, which is what I did…not to mention a 150-lb fish thrashing in our boat could hurt or kill someone!” Yeah, he apologized really fast. LOL.

  • @adamr1162
    @adamr1162 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Modified ikejime - I’ve been doing this for years and more anglers who keep and eat their catch should as well. Fastest, most humane way to get there, and best flavor for your meal.
    Thanks for spreading the word!

    • @Tackle2thePeople
      @Tackle2thePeople  ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You got it, Adam! Nothing beats Ike Jime

    • @julien31415
      @julien31415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where can I find more detailed info on that ?

    • @Phrew
      @Phrew ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Interestingly enough, hitting the fish on the head with a rock or stick or specifically made tool (tiny baseball bat) and the either cutting the vessel behind the gills or puncturing the heart is required by law in Germany.

    • @samsadowitz1724
      @samsadowitz1724 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Andreas Kist is puncturing the brain an acceptable alternative to hitting the fish on the head in Germany?

    • @Phrew
      @Phrew ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@samsadowitz1724 Strangely not, only paralyzing and bleeding out. Only exception are eel and flatfish. Eel are killed by severing their spine right next to the head, there's even a special tool for it. Flatfish don't need to be paralyzed by hitting them on the head.

  • @RD-fg2in
    @RD-fg2in ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "Or just find a rock and bonk him in the head a few times" seems humane 😂😂

    • @zenofthemoment
      @zenofthemoment ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Hit/smash/crater/bludgeon = inhumane
      Bonk = comical and cute

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Humane = quick
      Inhumane = slow

    • @Alltimefox
      @Alltimefox ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor Glenn and Joel 😢

    • @ForrestMccroy
      @ForrestMccroy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, it’s instant. Letting the fish suffocate over the course of many minutes will put is torture and a good way to guarantee you do not go to heaven when you pass away.

    • @KeithTheKing67
      @KeithTheKing67 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like that nomadic tribe that clubs the people that get too old 😊

  • @user-nf6ju6gs8k
    @user-nf6ju6gs8k 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This mans: “I like to remove with my fingernail”
    Me: gets stuff under my nails and can’t get it out after 😭

  • @TheAmazingBeanVR
    @TheAmazingBeanVR 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “And sure enough”

  • @codyminecrack248
    @codyminecrack248 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    If you could make are a follow up vid on locating a fish’s brain it would be helpful as well, many different types of fish. This is something I’ll give a like to-

    • @henrylafferty4814
      @henrylafferty4814 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Most animals are pretty similar, behind the eyes in the middle. Find where the skull plate ends. Once you find Thst hard ridge go to the middle between the eyes and stab. You can twist and jerk the knife around to make sure you mulch the brain. The fish will spasm and it’s eyes will roll once you’ve hit brain. Going from behind the skull plate is often flatter and much thinner than the front of the skull making it easier to punch through. It’s also the location of the hindbrain or a fishes’ equivalent connecting to the brain stem. For animals the living focused important brain bits are in the rear located close to the spinal cord.

    • @ringofasho7721
      @ringofasho7721 ปีที่แล้ว

      99.9% of fish brains are located in the head

    • @mra8162
      @mra8162 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brains are in the head mate?

    • @toneysebits8458
      @toneysebits8458 ปีที่แล้ว

      just bash the head with a hammer or club or something. far easier.

    • @Velkhana_The_Myth
      @Velkhana_The_Myth ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@mra8162" shoot someone in the heart. "
      "where is the heart"
      "in the chest duhhhh"
      This is an exact replication of what you said

  • @idiotidiot5821
    @idiotidiot5821 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Sorry lil guy. Thank you for the sustenance

    • @videogamesarecool9280
      @videogamesarecool9280 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      femboy fishing?

    • @dinglemccrinkleberry2463
      @dinglemccrinkleberry2463 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@videogamesarecool9280 crazy idea for a youtube channel

    • @videogamesarecool9280
      @videogamesarecool9280 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dinglemccrinkleberry2463its a real youtube channel that exist. You learn very real things about pond and creek fishing

    • @neezynoryu2003
      @neezynoryu2003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dinglemccrinkleberry2463you’re not gonna believe this

    • @brandonsheets1883
      @brandonsheets1883 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except the fish didn't want to be your food.

  • @CertifiedGecko
    @CertifiedGecko 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Step one: catch a fish
    Me: fu-
    Gone fishing a lot this year not a single sizeable fish

    • @AscheOfTheLake
      @AscheOfTheLake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's only March!

  • @kmcombine4773
    @kmcombine4773 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Rip lil guy, give him a name, he was a good teacher

  • @vinxt
    @vinxt ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "Cut his brain so they don't feel pain"
    My respect for you is growing faster and faster

    • @de4d092
      @de4d092 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      without the brain we're practically just carbon based mushes of meat

    • @mindofbeasts
      @mindofbeasts ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact, fish dont feel pain

    • @RiotTrail
      @RiotTrail ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@mindofbeastsfalse.

    • @de4d092
      @de4d092 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Abd at-Tawwaab allah akhbar my brother 🧔🏿🧔🏿🧔🏿🫡🫡💣💣💣💥💥💥💥✈️✈️✈️🏢🏢💥💥💥💥

    • @deividaszirlys7526
      @deividaszirlys7526 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Abd at-Tawwaab bro shut up

  • @headstanding_Penguin
    @headstanding_Penguin ปีที่แล้ว +223

    In switzerland the following steps are mandatory:
    Edit: Step 0: make sure that the fish has the minimal lenght required in the water you fish
    1. As soon as possible wack the fish over the head with a heavy blunt object. (if it moves again/the eyes move, hit again)
    (This is to stun the fish and make him not feel pain)
    2. Bleed out by cutting throught the gills (or a stab directly into the hearth, but that one is risky to puncture the gallbladder)
    In restaurants/farms they use an electroshock bath

    • @etienneg.940
      @etienneg.940 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exakt! Gruess us lozärn :)

    • @giannicarbonara7342
      @giannicarbonara7342 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @thaz fff Then please refer to the "will taste better and last longer" part of the video.
      I don't care much either, but I like good tasting food.

    • @MlTGLIED
      @MlTGLIED ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Germany the same procedure 👍🏼

    • @lonewolf2150
      @lonewolf2150 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I rather eat it alive

    • @kierramccullough7287
      @kierramccullough7287 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lonewolf2150 gollum?

  • @DelMastro1984
    @DelMastro1984 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This fish had no idea that it would be the volunteer for this video 😂

  • @auri1075
    @auri1075 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well, a good ol' stick of tnt would be quite painless.

    • @Shickel
      @Shickel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would agree but it was somewhat illegal lol😊

    • @untextured4240
      @untextured4240 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahh yes fish with a side of gunpowder

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V ปีที่แล้ว +129

    As a cold-blooded assassin, I cover the fishes mouth and stab it in the back, whilst whispering "Shh shh ssshhh."

    • @Deathcat-
      @Deathcat- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Augusto_Pinochet
      @Augusto_Pinochet ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol 🐐

    • @kundilinisav6843
      @kundilinisav6843 ปีที่แล้ว

      Up

    • @TomFoolery350
      @TomFoolery350 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "sleep now, my sweet prince. just let it happen." 🐟🔪

    • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
      @PANCAKEMINEZZ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Excellent work, 47. Now, onto the bass on the other side of the lake."

  • @3rdGenCamaroGirl
    @3rdGenCamaroGirl ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I had one swim up to me as best it could. It was an injured bluegill. It’s fins and tail were flaking off and it was bleeding. I picked it up out of the water and it didn’t even fight. It got that glazed over look in its eyes as if to say “please end my suffering” so I did. I took my pocket knife and stabbed it right through the top of the head into its brain. I didn’t waste the fish. It was too small to cook so I used it as catfish bait instead. It was a very humbling and eye-opening experience

    • @EatAllDaHumans
      @EatAllDaHumans ปีที่แล้ว +19

      murderer

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I think it wanted help as opposed to annihilation, but you did the right thing

    • @catherinemckeon8414
      @catherinemckeon8414 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      it's probably not a good idea to eat something with severe health problems, anyway. hopefully the catfish was healthy.

    • @Conkel
      @Conkel ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@EatAllDaHumans unaliver*

    • @reajay8548
      @reajay8548 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      ​@@EatAllDaHumans as opposed to letting it slowly die and suffer?

  • @thinkingdom8727
    @thinkingdom8727 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who thinks Fish actually said Welcome in response to thank you

  • @LivingLifeGilligan
    @LivingLifeGilligan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Instructions unclear, I know have a rock and some fish paste 😔😔

    • @AscheOfTheLake
      @AscheOfTheLake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, no, no, you have an organic wild caught fish spread. Sell it for $30 an ounce. It's all in the marketing 😂

  • @Jayce762
    @Jayce762 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    In Soviet Russia, you don’t catch fish, fish catch you

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soviet union or Russia. It is like saying Confederated States of American.
      Also isn't this meme more accurate to Australia?

    • @anthonyfall6431
      @anthonyfall6431 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤓

  • @briggsdalton
    @briggsdalton 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +480

    I’m seeing lots of comments ofpeople being mad about “unaliving” a fish but just remember that mankind has been “unaliving” animals ever since we were a species in order to survive, and as a fellow fisherman I am grateful for every fish that has fed me in my life, tight lines to all fishermen including Tackle2thePeople and I love your content,

    • @tylerbenjamin3842
      @tylerbenjamin3842 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      People get angry at the idea of killing an animal even if it's humanely while they proceed to gobble down all the cafo chicken they can get their hands on like the cookie monster.
      People have their hearts in the wrong place imo

    • @Six_iffinder
      @Six_iffinder 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not to mention people have been killing and eating each other for thousands of years for the stupidest reasons

    • @hillarydana3057
      @hillarydana3057 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fuck all you I’m a true animal lover so I actually give a fuck!

    • @ItzCapy5879
      @ItzCapy5879 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@tylerbenjamin3842well to be fair its already dead

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ItzCapy5879yeah, but it had to be killed to be dead lol
      If people have a problem with killing, then they should be vegan
      No more ethical quandaries

  • @LolCat361
    @LolCat361 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You sir, are a fish.

  • @internetgirl4617
    @internetgirl4617 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me who’s never gone fishing before “mhm interesting”🤔

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I love this! I try to humanely cook the clams I catch by letting them chill a day in the fridge, boiling the water, and then moving them over without waking them up. If you tilt them or shake them they start to become aware of their surroundings. My dad taught me this, as well as how to clam without damaging the environment, and it makes me feel good to put the extra effort in.

    • @seth_code
      @seth_code ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sorry my english is not my first lenguage, how do you evitate to wake them up?

    • @harshchaudhary2459
      @harshchaudhary2459 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus is watching

    • @ottallman
      @ottallman ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@harshchaudhary2459tell him to get his own clams

    • @rustyspartan4258
      @rustyspartan4258 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf

    • @TurtleTracksStudio
      @TurtleTracksStudio ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@harshchaudhary2459 Jesus was literally a fisherman and was buds with fishermen in the books.

  • @adamfeldberg9521
    @adamfeldberg9521 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Also, that connective tissue at the bottom between the gills (throat area) is actually an artery. If you stick the knife in one gill and out the other (not in the gill rackers) and cut it it'll bleed them quick too

    • @TWSA_Krochlikmiov
      @TWSA_Krochlikmiov ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup put them in the water they just slip away peacefully, like slitting your wrists in a bathtub lmao

    • @barsch07
      @barsch07 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This.

    • @countcampula
      @countcampula ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is ideal, they can't stress out if you cut there.
      They don't feel pain, but they do release a lot of hormones and chemicals when they take damage so you want to kill them quickly.

  • @lumi55315
    @lumi55315 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that this is allowed but Dead Meat isn't allowed to show fake gore is crazy 😂

  • @Mr_Gamer1840
    @Mr_Gamer1840 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me an intellectual: 💀👍🏻

  • @user-zi3ef4cv4f
    @user-zi3ef4cv4f ปีที่แล้ว +654

    As a Fish in my past life, I can confirm that we don't feel any pain as soon as our brain is butchered.

    • @Ceticks
      @Ceticks ปีที่แล้ว +7

      underated

    • @ShinyFalinks
      @ShinyFalinks ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf

    • @Tobyfoxfoam
      @Tobyfoxfoam ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a shark in my past life i can confirm that before i kill and eat a fish i would commit the bite of 87 on its head so it feels no pain before getting torn and shredded apart by me

    • @Babylasagna123
      @Babylasagna123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goofy

    • @JustNargeToo
      @JustNargeToo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Uhh, well, fishes don't feel pain at all, they do reactto the pain but they're not able to feel it

  • @simonassarskog9600
    @simonassarskog9600 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    How to unalive a fish humanely:
    *flips a lawn mower upside-down*

    • @Rufusdos
      @Rufusdos ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funnily enough, that is more or less what they do to male broiler chicks. Known as maceration.

    • @anthonyramirez1503
      @anthonyramirez1503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How to kill*

    • @donlarocque5157
      @donlarocque5157 ปีที่แล้ว

      Garbage disposal comes to mind.

  • @scottyboy-b1x
    @scottyboy-b1x วันที่ผ่านมา

    "thank you for your sacrifice"

  • @shiskele3273
    @shiskele3273 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ok can u show the most unethical way?

    • @random_orange
      @random_orange 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're asking the real questions now

  • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
    @AccidentallyOnPurpose ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Mad respect when you said "thank you for your sacrifice", even though humans are meant to eat meat that doesn't mean that we shouldn't respect the lives that are given to us to survive.

    • @morganc.m1830
      @morganc.m1830 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Exactly. There is nothing wrong with eating animals. But, torture is and blatant disrespect and not caring or even thinking about what's in your food/what your food is, is.

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mhm exactly! The importance is respect, and honestly in my opinion there is nothing more respectful than killing and cleaning the animal yourself. You have to understand the fact that you are killing it and cleaning the meat takes time to master so naturally there is a reverence for the animal that is feeding you. Plus also if it was a wild animal such as with this fish, then there was as little human impact on the animal’s stress and suffering as possible

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!
      Thank your food, and don’t let it go to waste!

    • @TumblinWeeds
      @TumblinWeeds ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m sure that fish really appreciated that after it already died painfully

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@TumblinWeeds the entire point of the knife directly to brain is to server the nerves and to make sure it dies painlessly
      Good attempt at a joke, but you’re just wrong

  • @littlewolf9049
    @littlewolf9049 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Dude killed that trout the way Varg killed Euronymous.

    • @sawm_sang_a._
      @sawm_sang_a._ ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

    • @keithmicomonaco4693
      @keithmicomonaco4693 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      VERY niche reference. "Satan"

    • @mklzer0
      @mklzer0 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know, I was on my way to kill that trout myself.

    • @purgatorialuk
      @purgatorialuk ปีที่แล้ว

      I came here for this comment

    • @SkateSoup
      @SkateSoup ปีที่แล้ว

      That fish had a plan to 💀 him, so catching and dispatching it that way was totally just self defense.

  • @ryanvanwagoner3632
    @ryanvanwagoner3632 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    All he wanted was a hug😂

  • @beeman9229
    @beeman9229 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You sir, are a fish."

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    You could have the fish file a medical claim in the Canadian health care system. The government will offer the fish assisted suicide.

    • @ariyune7007
      @ariyune7007 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brutal

    • @casey360360
      @casey360360 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If the fish was a combat veteran, they will be pleased, even excited to assist the fish in its suicide.

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good on them. It's about time the law caught up to good medical ethics standards on that

    • @codygames5415
      @codygames5415 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment!

    • @StormyHotwolf88
      @StormyHotwolf88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't know they offered that. That's cool.

  • @GBGlass1
    @GBGlass1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    I think a better way to kill the fish is to crack its neck by putting your finger in its mouth and just press upwards untill the top of the head reaches its back. It dies almost instantly and shouldn't feel any pain at all

    • @PicklePro
      @PicklePro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      there are multiple methods, and both work nicely

    • @HoneyDoll894
      @HoneyDoll894 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I usually do that for small fishes that are easy to neck-break, and for larger ones I use a knife (or a baton or something to knock)

    • @pazsion
      @pazsion 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Snapping the spine is one of the most painful things to go through and has a tendency to keep the being alive… it’s just paralyzed.
      Why not just chop the head off completely? And quickly?

    • @GBGlass1
      @GBGlass1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@pazsion yeah snapping the spine will hurt but "my" technique snaps the neck so, like all animals with necks, it dies pretty much instantly.

    • @anothergamingchannel2656
      @anothergamingchannel2656 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That's what I was looking for. A video of thst method. My first time fishing was with my friend and his grandpa and he showed us this method. I couldn't bring myself to do it. That was a long time ago, though. I was pretty young, so I was trying to see how humane it is for future fishing trips plus just how to do it because I chickened out, so he had to kill all my fish for me, lol

  • @Thatoneguy-ju6gq
    @Thatoneguy-ju6gq 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I usually use this super advanced method called
    “Bonk”

  • @Breh_Why
    @Breh_Why 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro my dad uses scissors on big fish too

  • @U_r_hopeless
    @U_r_hopeless ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a great man once said:
    “You’re a fish!”

  • @CHOPERUS23
    @CHOPERUS23 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Whaking them on the head usually just stuns them. Whilst they're unconcious you cut the gills which bleeds them out and they do pass away without any pain.

    • @Totyen
      @Totyen ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's interesting, did you have your gills cut since you're saying "without any pain"?

    • @Runeite51
      @Runeite51 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Totyen kind of hard to feel and register pain when your fragile brain has been banged against some object equivalent to hitting the cement from standing height. The fish is fine. (well not really but it doesn't know that)

    • @OneAngryVelociraptor
      @OneAngryVelociraptor ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ​@@Totyen You dont feel pain when youre unconscious. Thats how anesthesia works.

    • @Totyen
      @Totyen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OneAngryVelociraptor Ah yes, cause wacking them on the head is considered anesthesia. And also, there have been cases where anesthesia didn't work properly.

    • @OneAngryVelociraptor
      @OneAngryVelociraptor ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Totyen Hitting a fush with a club is the equivalent of hitting a human in the head with a baseball bat. You ain't feeling anything after that.

  • @Maplespings
    @Maplespings 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Every time I see a fishing video for some reason, I can just smell everything

  • @Tumb0_33
    @Tumb0_33 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro had to pick a baby trout

  • @optimusGRAFF
    @optimusGRAFF ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Just bonk them in the head a few times” lol