The right way to kill a fish

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  • The most popular way to kill fish isn’t great for the fish - or our taste buds.
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    Most fish die the same way - slow suffocation in the open air. It’s easy for fishers, but it causes fish tons of stress, and floods their bodies with chemicals like cortisol, adrenaline, and lactic acid. Those chemicals make the fish taste bad, smell “fishy,” and rot quickly.
    But there's a better way: a four-step Japanese method called ikejime. It involves sharp knives. And a brain spike.
    We adapted this video from Vox’s Future Perfect podcast, which goes much more in depth on ikejime: www.vox.com/future-perfect/20...
    Cat Ferguson wrote a detailed article on the process at Topic: www.topic.com/how-to-kill-a-fish
    This article about fish and pain from the Smithsonian informed reporting: www.smithsonianmag.com/scienc...
    And here’s a link to the Ike Jime Federation, where Andrew is the president: www.ikejimefederation.com/
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  • @XyzzTooCold
    @XyzzTooCold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6117

    "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FOOTAGES OF FISH BEING KILLED"
    *YOU DON’T SAY*

    • @casketbutter1660
      @casketbutter1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @ILoveAss your comment is scaring me

    • @casketbutter1660
      @casketbutter1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @ILoveAss no

    • @esmemii584
      @esmemii584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like how the moment anyone has even finished reading that and is about to turn off the video, they're instantly presented with a visceral brain-spike

    • @casketbutter1660
      @casketbutter1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ด.ช.คน มนุษย์ what

  • @whitehonda2874
    @whitehonda2874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35267

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising”
    *fitness isn’t a hobby. It’s a lifestyle.*

  • @leoduren8962
    @leoduren8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1533

    I'm an avid Melbourne FL shore fisherman who's caught more than 25 different Atlantic fish species. I can say for sure that this method results in a much tastier and fresher fish dinner. Especially with oily fish like bluefish and mackerel.

    • @bringit3164
      @bringit3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I live on the gulf side and I do see more anglers bleeding fish out. I will try this to see for myself. If grouper can taste even better why not!

    • @taitaizozo
      @taitaizozo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does ikejime have a similar effect with freshwater fish as wel?

    • @mrhickeyshorrendoushacks4207
      @mrhickeyshorrendoushacks4207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      experienced inshore Titusville fisher

    • @thatwastakenagain
      @thatwastakenagain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bringit3164 did it work? also to everyone else Hi nice that fishermen are talking about this anyone tried on other seafood too?

    • @sum_Random_Hobo
      @sum_Random_Hobo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@taitaizozo i am no expert on fish, but I have no reason to believe why not. Things like adrenaline and lactic acid are likely released when freshwater fish suffocate to death as well.

  • @ccol009
    @ccol009 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    As a fisherman who catches and cleans an prepares what he cooks, I really appreciate this method being shared. I always try to find the best way to prepare a fish even down to a scientific level like this video, knowledge and demonstration here.

    • @ATG.0331
      @ATG.0331 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you I agree, this is awesome, every fisherman should do this

    • @CanadianBalls
      @CanadianBalls ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s 2023

    • @LuzuVlogsGamer
      @LuzuVlogsGamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats amazing sadly some fisherman arent as open minded as you

  • @guffythefluffy3013
    @guffythefluffy3013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5753

    Kid: Mom, why is that fish moving like that?
    Mom: *It's exercising*

  • @JustinSabrinsky
    @JustinSabrinsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4739

    she should've tasted the fish blindfolded to avoid a placebo effect

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      there was a large distinction between the two tho

    • @marmoris72
      @marmoris72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Phylippe Zimmermann Paquin how do u know tho

    • @davyddocarmocabral2989
      @davyddocarmocabral2989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@marmoris72 Eating the two types of fishs?

    • @dasnicenoob6140
      @dasnicenoob6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@davyddocarmocabral2989 Im curious is it only high end sushi restaurants that do this or others?

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Also some fish market vendors in Japan will do it for you if they're kind enough, it really isn't some advanced technology or something, it's just a cleaner, faster way of killing a fish

  • @ziaacodm2214
    @ziaacodm2214 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "When its suffocating, its exercising"
    Guys with asthma 💪

    • @raptorzilla0710
      @raptorzilla0710 ปีที่แล้ว

      as someone with asthmatic symptoms (does that count?) I can confirm this is in fact true

    • @ziaacodm2214
      @ziaacodm2214 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raptorzilla0710 it does when you think it does, always remember.
      "If you can't convince them, confuse them"-confusios

    • @ligmaballs2022
      @ligmaballs2022 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🥸

  • @moderndaypirate8931
    @moderndaypirate8931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Great video, I was a meat processor for nearly 15 years. I can tell if a pig or cow was killed properly as well. Definitely interesting seeing how this is accomplished with fish. If I ever decide to go fishing I will follow this method.

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm curious what your take on veganism is. I'm not trying to attack, I just want to learn new perspectives

    • @Emanuel10348
      @Emanuel10348 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      im not gonna eat grass my whole life

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Emanuel10348 neither am I. I had a delicious spicy burrito for lunch. You can have awesome food that doesn't come from killing and exploiting animals.

    • @davestewart3778
      @davestewart3778 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jacewright6428 people don't 'exploit' animals, we are omnivorous it's just part of our diet

    • @user-lf4te5bo6z
      @user-lf4te5bo6z 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jacewright6428 Eh, unless this animal is close to me on a personal level, it's potential food/threat.

  • @xy3707
    @xy3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11715

    So I've been eating stressed fish my whole life

    • @badmonkey2468
      @badmonkey2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Yup

    • @ezraboren2069
      @ezraboren2069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

      Its creepy knowing I had something in common with the fish I'm eating

    • @sum-dum_nerd
      @sum-dum_nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      You are what you eat, explains a lot doesn't it?

    • @logiic8835
      @logiic8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Krungx all good, nothing wrong.

    • @H3c171
      @H3c171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      yup, and you'll continue to do so up until you stop eating animal products

  • @michaelabe4040
    @michaelabe4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9056

    Warning:
    This video contains footage of fish being killed
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @nowhere474
      @nowhere474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Every minute in Afrika, 60 seconds pass

    • @cyropower7808
      @cyropower7808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      God I love that meme

    • @SamPlays0nline
      @SamPlays0nline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dont get it

    • @kiavang7309
      @kiavang7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      2000 subs no video every 60 minutes a hour passes

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hmm it seems like the floor is made out of floor

  • @cooperkick2108
    @cooperkick2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I searched up "king of new York killing a fish" and this was the second video that TH-cam gave me 😳

  • @kaleoariola
    @kaleoariola ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hey I took Andrew and his wife fishing when they visited Kauai in 2017! Taught him how to catch fish with seaweed! Awesome to see him again and doing well.

  • @blankname6657
    @blankname6657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    Fish : *Suffocating*
    Also Fish : "Oh yeah let me just get one last workout in"

    • @sutapabanerjee4181
      @sutapabanerjee4181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @karanmalhotra seee

    • @thewhoppinator
      @thewhoppinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      But consider the
      g a i n s

    • @Nathan-rt5vj
      @Nathan-rt5vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm drunk and cannot stop laughing at this omfg whyyyyy did you write this 😂😂😂

    • @gwynethchloe
      @gwynethchloe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mood

    • @willp6988
      @willp6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *the grind never stops*

  • @ramcnabunga
    @ramcnabunga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5111

    I came here just to check if the fish is gonna say “auegh” before being killed.

  • @livingcorpse5664
    @livingcorpse5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Honestly wish one of my uncles knew this. The way he killed the fish he caught was pretty awful. All life feels pain except maybe viruses and it's up to debate if viruses are even alive or just random strands of DNA floating around.

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Having a brain and nervous system is the main. Way we feel pain. Animals feel far more pain than plants if plants do really feel it which is why we should eat the latter. Animal products use more plants than vegan food.

    • @aika8127
      @aika8127 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacewright6428 I’ll stick with my meat, thanks

    • @ryantogo8359
      @ryantogo8359 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacewright6428 animals feel pain for all of like a tenth of a second when you instantly destroy their brain

    • @averagejoe8358
      @averagejoe8358 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's definitely random DNA in a shell. When it gets into your body, it's purely chance that it attaches or enters another cell.

    • @emilysaul4002
      @emilysaul4002 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Viruses aren’t considered to be alive. They don’t meet a few of the criteria for life.

  • @mohduzairrusli3741
    @mohduzairrusli3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Spinal cord distruction”
    That sounds like a wwe move

  • @nykerios9379
    @nykerios9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6121

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s excersizing”
    *jumps into deep end of pool* i need *abs*

    • @r3ddr01d7
      @r3ddr01d7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Results:
      Abs No
      Death Yes

    • @ok-eb5ly
      @ok-eb5ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      its been a week and I think hes still exercising

    • @ok-eb5ly
      @ok-eb5ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I looked at the pool and saw no bubbles
      Eh, I think hes mutating

    • @Prashant-xl1rv
      @Prashant-xl1rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *exerciSing*

    • @mariaelmorsy4280
      @mariaelmorsy4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      o k it’s been 4, he’s probably still exercising

  • @myra961
    @myra961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

    "when its suffocating, its exercising" wow they're on the verge of death but still has the time to exercise. shame on me.

    • @kie_.6107
      @kie_.6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i m crying😂

    • @mechamicro
      @mechamicro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It called desperate to survive.

    • @wolfboi5842
      @wolfboi5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MechaMicro it's called a joke💀

    • @najae084_
      @najae084_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @yazakuri6030
      @yazakuri6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      myra961 hahahahaha!!!!!!

  • @proseding9462
    @proseding9462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Anybody else just watched Joshua stomp on a fish?

    • @jojog2003
      @jojog2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah he made tuna salad

  • @JustinTimeForParties
    @JustinTimeForParties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:20
    I really like how she was honest with how she thought they tasted

  • @LittleMissLeared
    @LittleMissLeared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2615

    Finding Nemo: The Final Chapter

    • @kindanotj6509
      @kindanotj6509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      God.

    • @bak1089
      @bak1089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This is the best cursed comment I’ve see

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Quick, post this on reddit

    • @inoskyee
      @inoskyee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finding Nemo: Vain Sacrifice

    • @yelenazerk
      @yelenazerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahhahahhaha

  • @bluey_heeler
    @bluey_heeler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36688

    I’m not inviting you to my birthday party

    • @alexwhitton1
      @alexwhitton1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

      But why not

    • @ezekiel1249
      @ezekiel1249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

      I have a pet goldfish is that you Jimmy

    • @lixix1627
      @lixix1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Goldfish sorry I didn’t mean to flush you down the toilet

    • @randomperson3051
      @randomperson3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I have some fish food :(

    • @onionbowie3194
      @onionbowie3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Now are you making threats?

  • @TDgg123
    @TDgg123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    As a medical student, I found this video being super helpful, not only for academic but also for cooking as well lololol

    • @Rinsuki
      @Rinsuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need to stop watching crime shows lol. I mean I thought you were going to write for personal reasons too. I mean this looks brutal but I understand that it is better.

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rinsuki vegan seafood is better. We don't have to act like villians

    • @bluefusionx9455
      @bluefusionx9455 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacewright6428 you do know plants feel pain too, right?

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluefusionx9455 I find the scientific debate on that interesting but the fact is it that animal pain is much more obvious and that animal products require killing more plants than vegan food. It I had the choice to hit a dog in a car or swerve to hit a flower patch,

    • @korosensei1325
      @korosensei1325 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacewright6428 how is it villainous?

  • @Mihaugoku
    @Mihaugoku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    it tastes better, rots slower, is less painful.
    people: *T I M E A N D M O N E Y*

  • @dexxboii3080
    @dexxboii3080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    "real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish"
    That's a real specific passion, I wish I knew that much about myself.

    • @LuanMMello
      @LuanMMello 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ikr

    • @rohithkumarsp
      @rohithkumarsp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You'll be eating a fish with lead residue.

    • @ThatOneStuff
      @ThatOneStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its definitely on a different level, its like someone that sets out to be a proctologist.

    • @cozysrevenge
      @cozysrevenge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      there’s one way to find out about yourself
      shrooms

    • @ThatOneStuff
      @ThatOneStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AlanXD A doctor thats an expert in b-holes

  • @s000sdas
    @s000sdas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The right way to kill a fish
    Recommended for you

  • @benoto1014
    @benoto1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I went deep sea fishing the boat captain just smacked the tuna on the top of the head with a big stick, and it made a funny noise then stopped moving. Is that Iwo Jima?

    • @leedsboy64
      @leedsboy64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here did it to a tope then caught a Ling and cut its head off both very quick cant see Iwo Jima CATCHING on that quick

  • @mhejlskbsvsbwn6560
    @mhejlskbsvsbwn6560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Joshua should take notes

  • @TheSonar129
    @TheSonar129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3829

    1:09 “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising.”
    I’m gonna be a personal trainer so I can help people *exercise*

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      r/cursed_comment

    • @__-yh7zl
      @__-yh7zl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rikkowastaken Well, you messed that comment up. You want to try again?

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@__-yh7zl there

    • @diegojose193
      @diegojose193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Narajiナラジ no

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@diegojose193 no

  • @hitachi4264
    @hitachi4264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7487

    "The fish smells fishy"
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"
    -Jamal.

    • @jasonphoenix292
      @jasonphoenix292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      gg man ha, wrong. Here in Africa, we work on African time. A 1 second in Africa is about 10 seconds where you are from.

    • @bacreative4
      @bacreative4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Make my brain tingling

    • @bolievethat2588
      @bolievethat2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      When it starts smelling fishy it’s no good. It’s not supposed to smell fishy when caught

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's supposed to smell like the sea, not a fishy, rotten smell. There is a difference. Compare a freshly bought fish to a fish left outside the fridge, on heat, for 3 hrs. You'll notice the difference of "fishy"

    • @acez6756
      @acez6756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lan Dewell ok I know your just trying to help but the person is joking

  • @yushige728
    @yushige728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Japanese people eat tons of fish, but they don't eat it RAW if it is not killed with ikejime.
    In Japanese supermarket, raw fish is separated from broiling fish corner.

    • @rothsshvili5125
      @rothsshvili5125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      From my observation as a neighbouring Korean national, Japanese people seem to eat curry more often than sashimi (=raw fish) unless one lives in remote islands such as Ogasawara and Hachijo Jima. I was so relieved to find that during my visits to Tokyo for business and pleasure since I am a meat-loving person who has never been grandly fond of raw fish unlike the vast majority of my fellow Koreans. lol

  • @henriwolbrink
    @henriwolbrink ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks a lot for this video. I understand the benefits for meat and poultry, though never had seen this.
    Thanks for explaining Ike Jime in detail through science.

  • @mohamedzarif4473
    @mohamedzarif4473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    it does makes sense
    i rather have my brain crushed to remove self awareness
    than drowning for 30 minutes
    edit i meant suffocating

    • @l1fey123
      @l1fey123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *steb*

    • @munhunganh1299
      @munhunganh1299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mohamed Zahidin *drowning*

    • @luisleatherman6377
      @luisleatherman6377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Exercising

    • @Mirakuruuu
      @Mirakuruuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      but u will not experience the Ultimate lucid dream meant to be produced from your brain before the final shutdown

    • @LD-oe6ux
      @LD-oe6ux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fish don’t feel pain though, you would feel pain from drowning

  • @sudonim7552
    @sudonim7552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3005

    "The right way to kill a fish"
    "Warning: this video contains footage of fish being killed"
    Yeah I sure hope it does

    • @binnillust
      @binnillust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Vegan's would file a lawsuit if it didn't have the warning

    • @borgresearcher
      @borgresearcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      you never know when the american dumbness can strike, better make the obvious even more obvious

    • @Karthik-kt24
      @Karthik-kt24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@borgresearcher damn😂😂

    • @Tekeysix
      @Tekeysix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Karthik-kt24 sadly but true

    • @draconaisesin7785
      @draconaisesin7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raykeller8097 'other nationalities' they only mentioned one country lmao

  • @aaronmutch1883
    @aaronmutch1883 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Suffocating a fish is not “the most common” way in my experience. Most people either knife them or give ‘em a good whack on the head.

    • @DaCucarachas
      @DaCucarachas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yep, suffocation is allot more uncommon now
      I use a priest over its head and in about 4 blows its out cold

  • @kojiyaw
    @kojiyaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "spinal cord destruction"
    I almost expected him to say "watch me do a fatality on this fish"

  • @theonetheonlyw5483
    @theonetheonlyw5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3383

    You did it wrong...
    1. Catch fish
    2. Bite off head
    3. Set head on pike and leave on shoreline.

    • @michelangelo1680
      @michelangelo1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Nonono your supossed to start eating the fish whole

    • @mopping-1791
      @mopping-1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thank you god

    • @juancasanas4087
      @juancasanas4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Clout Sukker ha, cant stop laughing

    • @Ray-mw1fx
      @Ray-mw1fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Okay. So I gathered all the information from all the replies, so basically.
      1. Catch it
      2. Bite off its head
      3. Put head on pike
      4. Crucify it on a cross until it bleeds out
      5. Eat it whole
      This must be done in public among plenty of people to increase the experience of fear.

    • @srsorrow1708
      @srsorrow1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheOneTheOnly W You barbarian

  • @freddles7618
    @freddles7618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    Me : I’m going to have an early night.
    Also me at 3am : *The right way to kill a fish*

    • @carrisav
      @carrisav 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @DishaKotak
      @DishaKotak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sleep.. You will have fishy nightmares

    • @adamkallin5160
      @adamkallin5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      4am: The right way to kill a human

    • @nkaijkanjii6418
      @nkaijkanjii6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666th like :v/

    • @andromedaar
      @andromedaar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is me rn wtf

  • @The_Historic_Gamer
    @The_Historic_Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +11

    RDR2:
    Suffocation: -1 Honor
    Ikejime: +10 Honor +15 Health +69 Dead Eye +21 Energy

  • @davidstokes925
    @davidstokes925 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Unless a fish has a larger brain than what I was told, how can you pinpoint the right place especially across different types of fish?

    • @454Casull
      @454Casull ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Memorize each fish’s biology. Or look it up based on what you’re processing

  • @lordfoog9506
    @lordfoog9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    Everyone: talked about exercise
    Me:
    S P I N A L C O R D
    D E S T R U C T I O N

    • @conordwyer1553
      @conordwyer1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yoki TH is that an elbow destruction reference

    • @conordwyer1553
      @conordwyer1553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BETCH 36 wOoOoOo spooky

    • @goldiful9439
      @goldiful9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mortal kombat 11: Fish Edition

    • @nightmarex1669
      @nightmarex1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SCD
      FROM WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA

    • @nickshea9063
      @nickshea9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Discombobulate

  • @Desi-qw9fc
    @Desi-qw9fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9671

    “I’m an attorney, but my real passion is killing fish.”

    • @titanide
      @titanide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Psychopath by heart 😄

    • @harveyholmes9533
      @harveyholmes9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      John Smith not just killing fish, teaching others how to do it, which is arguably weirder

    • @harryroberts388
      @harryroberts388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice name

    • @joshuaberman4767
      @joshuaberman4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      John Smith where can I buy that spike and wire?

    • @Justme-xb2df
      @Justme-xb2df 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah a bit weird

  • @mcdonaldsinheritances1597
    @mcdonaldsinheritances1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "at least i died professionally"

  • @collin_y8303
    @collin_y8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    King of New York, take notes

  • @mythmaster6103
    @mythmaster6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3435

    Waiting for it to say: "My leg!"

    • @theloshii
      @theloshii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I see the Spongebob reference

    • @imtotallynotari3216
      @imtotallynotari3216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I see what you did there

    • @OscarMelon1
      @OscarMelon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @OGStarlightKY
      @OGStarlightKY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost choked on my water 😂

    • @bananayama1789
      @bananayama1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Only people with high IQ will get this right away

  • @theboybrutus9894
    @theboybrutus9894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2229

    “The fish has a fishy smell”
    *I was born at a very young age*

    • @crespop7
      @crespop7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      When a blind man goes to the fish market, he thinks he’s surrounded by ladies

    • @SomeRandomPiggo
      @SomeRandomPiggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The floor appears to be made of floor

    • @pumkingamer3140
      @pumkingamer3140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When I breathe, I live.

    • @supernt7852
      @supernt7852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My iPad is made out of a screen and more

    • @graydoor7718
      @graydoor7718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Food is made of food

  • @nahidnegar8814
    @nahidnegar8814 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Japanese do every simple thing with utmost respect and absolute perfection. They master of perfection. Love from India🇮🇳.

    • @cvilla1944
      @cvilla1944 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially their war crimes

    • @nahidnegar8814
      @nahidnegar8814 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cvilla1944 absolutely correct Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuclear bombings.

    • @jakonhentschel7476
      @jakonhentschel7476 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nahidnegar8814 200k people died in hiroshima and nagasaki. Japan murderes 6 milllion Chinese, Indonesians, Koreans and Filipinos.

    • @nahidnegar8814
      @nahidnegar8814 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakonhentschel7476 and Indians also. Japanese army killed Indian and cannibalise also. We defeated Japanese in Battle of Imphal which was major turning point in WW2. My point is nuclear bomb ended war for good. But detonating on civilian population is an act of terrorism. They could have detonated on military facilities. Discussion going in wrong direction starting from praise of workmanship to war crimes and blame game.

    • @mdskydive7245
      @mdskydive7245 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially when they fillet live fish for very expensive dishes. Very humane.

  • @violent_mooshroom9255
    @violent_mooshroom9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:01
    My brain: HAMILTON

  • @caramelcoffees
    @caramelcoffees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3194

    "when it's suffocating it's exercising" wow i feel like I'm suffocating when i exercise, who knew i was a fish

    • @anonmouse6337
      @anonmouse6337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      You should try exercising with the ikejimi method next time.

    • @mubasshiramaryamkhan302
      @mubasshiramaryamkhan302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DKuwu
      @DKuwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anonmouse6337 lmao

    • @mustafa.bakes.
      @mustafa.bakes. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOL
      Did you know that sleeping burns 100 calories, so guys I’m going to do my fav exercise 😂

    • @kayleefreiling14abv19
      @kayleefreiling14abv19 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao!! 😂😂💀

  • @arisafari1855
    @arisafari1855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    Imagine Rotting
    This post was made by Ikejime gang

    • @andyrajendra3103
      @andyrajendra3103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chrome Arome lmao

    • @fouilt
      @fouilt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoooooo

    • @wooga5107
      @wooga5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chrome Arome lmao, in my head I was just like sponsored by the ikejime gang

    • @amale2689
      @amale2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chrome Arome I remember that meme sadly it completely died

    • @kucingcalico
      @kucingcalico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao i loved those memes

  • @clem3463
    @clem3463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joshua takin notes rn

  • @rafaelrp07
    @rafaelrp07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I find very awesome techniques of a long time ago and why still make sense use them, but tech is catching up. In Japan they're using water supersatured with oxygen to preserve fish. This is a low cost feature if adopted massively and could provide freshiness flavour for days. Basically a simple piece of equip can introduce so much oxygen through micro an nano bubles that bacteria that rotten the fish could not thrive while immerse.

  • @tshexisawesome5977
    @tshexisawesome5977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    Public Disclaimer: No fish were harmed during the making of this video. The one shown in this video is indeed a paid actor.

    • @chrisbtw6896
      @chrisbtw6896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      of this video

    • @SlothLolo
      @SlothLolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That is so fishy.

    • @mattjimenez4428
      @mattjimenez4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SlothLolo that is puntastic

    • @trodriguez6024
      @trodriguez6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No fish were harmer just killed swiftly and harmlessly by the ikejima method.

    • @chickenman100
      @chickenman100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True man

  • @creepersbeware
    @creepersbeware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5891

    "the fish has a fishy smell"
    *100% of stair accidents happen on stairs*

    • @creepersbeware
      @creepersbeware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sageivu then thats a floor accident that happened on the stairs not a stair accident that happened on the stairs

    • @sageivu
      @sageivu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@creepersbeware oop-

    • @whitehonda2874
      @whitehonda2874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      vibe? hmm, yes, the floor accident happened on the stair

    • @soulcat7280
      @soulcat7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sageivu *Its a JOKE*

    • @Reaper-3000
      @Reaper-3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The leading cause of death is dying studies say..

  • @wuhumatt
    @wuhumatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOOKED UP “King of New York” AND THIS CAME UP

  • @jackknight1899
    @jackknight1899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spinal cord destruction
    Scorpion: "Hey, that could be my finishing move"

  • @sixtenpettersson3814
    @sixtenpettersson3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6884

    Bruh ”spinal cord destruction” sounds like a move an anime villian would use

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I think Bane did that to Batman

    • @mafic3351
      @mafic3351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      *FINISH HIM!*

    • @TepMod
      @TepMod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@mafic3351 *FATALITY*

    • @kritanshrestha270
      @kritanshrestha270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Spinoal cordo disturuction...

    • @adolfhipster2191
      @adolfhipster2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

  • @BasetsanaMoropoli
    @BasetsanaMoropoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    "an attorney and former commercial fisherman... who's real passion is teaching people to kill fish"
    Me: wait what?

    • @aydenseay7978
      @aydenseay7978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rando Bassie that was my first reaction 😂😂

    • @availablehage
      @availablehage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Breaking bad

    • @biketickler65
      @biketickler65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's the president of the ike-jime federation of America, makes sense

    • @pitchblackcap1218
      @pitchblackcap1218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SORE WA CHIGAU YO!

    • @jbtechcon7434
      @jbtechcon7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Huh? Oh, you mean teaching them to do it humanely?" "Umm... okay."

  • @edzranyduasa5091
    @edzranyduasa5091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Serial killer be like : this video is education

  • @mysticnlmb9873
    @mysticnlmb9873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    king of new york is taking notes rn

  • @Anni-kb5gj
    @Anni-kb5gj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4449

    Title : best way to kill a fish
    Video: warning will show a fish getting killed
    Lmao

    • @joshuaosullivan2761
      @joshuaosullivan2761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      They don't want the their Liberal viewers to feel a like their safe place was violated.

    • @foxadee
      @foxadee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      0:03 This is the part where he kills the fish.

    • @6loscar448
      @6loscar448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@joshuaosullivan2761 nice grammar

    • @TechnicFlow
      @TechnicFlow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Instantly starts showing killing the fish before some people can even read the warning.

    • @jonyjonsy
      @jonyjonsy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's vox for ya

  • @tgrgdv2621
    @tgrgdv2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5758

    “The fish get that fishy aroma”
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @brie3679
      @brie3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      TGRGDv2 Most fish shouldn’t smell “fishy”. If they do, you shouldn’t eat them.

    • @brie3679
      @brie3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Clinical Depression Well of course the guts will. But yeah, I don’t really get that concept. If it wasn’t killed correctly and cooked rather quickly, it isn’t fresh. If it’s been in an ice box at all, it isn’t fresh. A fresh fish is one that’s been killed and cooked.

    • @tgrgdv2621
      @tgrgdv2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Brianna Gordy its for comedic purposes, of course fish shouldn’t smell fishy

    • @aniketmore8236
      @aniketmore8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      together we can stop this!

    • @Ricky911_
      @Ricky911_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aniketmore8236 Please spread the word

  • @a50ftfall6
    @a50ftfall6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know a lot of fisherman would consider this unnecessary because it takes up time but I really wish they would just do the brain Spike if they can't do it all just at least do that it just makes it where the fish doesn't experience any more stress or pain and will shut down most movement decreasing lactic acid build up

  • @basedc6
    @basedc6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Joshua needs to watch this video 😕

  • @tigerburn81
    @tigerburn81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3002

    "... an attorney and former commercial fisherman."
    What, how did that happen?
    The hands say "fisherman", but the Rolex says "$500/hr for your divorce paperwork."

    • @nelumbonucifera7537
      @nelumbonucifera7537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      On the Vox podcast I think he said he worked as a commercial fisherman in college. He's actually a healthcare lawyer, and until recently worked for HHS. Pretty nice CV.

    • @bakingsoda1145
      @bakingsoda1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      He is a fish lawyer they pay him in sunken gold

    • @mkmasterthreesixfive
      @mkmasterthreesixfive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@bakingsoda1145 Aye he did the lad. Got me guppies out of the locker he did.

    • @RexOrbis
      @RexOrbis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If someone charges 500/hr, I'm sorry for your "Karen took the kids" narrative but you definitely won that case.

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bakingsoda1145 "fish lawyer" Hello harvey alibastor

  • @ariel3526
    @ariel3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    "This is Andrew Tsui, an attorney and former commercial fisherman whose real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish"
    Fish : (chuckles) I'm in danger

    • @b4c0n33
      @b4c0n33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me like, good

    • @andpoomodo7827
      @andpoomodo7827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounded like he said Choi and not Tsui

    • @taipogriz836
      @taipogriz836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andpoo Modo Because it’s the traditional way to pronounce it.

    • @ariel3526
      @ariel3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andpoo Modo yeah, looks like the subtitle is wrong

  • @brianmo2965
    @brianmo2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh spinal cord destruction sounds like some weird anime superpower

  • @monto39
    @monto39 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Really interesting to see advancement in the handling of seafood. This has been a long time coming in the US. This could give a lot of opportunity to add value to "less desirable" fish species, maybe relieving the stress a little on some of the overfished ones. ......The Ike Jime Federation must do alright - Andrew's wearing a beautiful Rolex Submariner

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    *Fish:* Give me a quick death...please
    *Humans:* _throws fish in an ice bucket_
    *Fish:* Let me out! _LET ME OOUUUUUTTTT!!_

    • @yin6287
      @yin6287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep its always like that

    • @skurjh4h475
      @skurjh4h475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's like eric andre but instead he wants to get out this time

    • @paulanderegg5536
      @paulanderegg5536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sorry fishy, you are the control group...

    • @3ctjhseolere
      @3ctjhseolere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If it's still alive, it's gonna see itself cut to pieces of sashimi.

    • @smilefenn4813
      @smilefenn4813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Isn’t it strange how we’re able to take it all as a joke even when we know that if it happened to us it would hurt so much, not throwing shade, just strange
      Anyways humanity succs

  • @SalutExpla
    @SalutExpla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4395

    Can't wait for this to become a series!
    "The right way to kill a ______"

  • @playerslayer91
    @playerslayer91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For bream and crappie, I grab the gill flap and pull back on the head. It is the equivalent of snapping a mammals neck and it kills it instantly. I will have to try this though and compare.

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "the fish smells fishy"
    "That man was about as tall as a 6'4" tree"

  • @user-tr2mb4xs7i
    @user-tr2mb4xs7i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

    "this video contains footage of fish being killed"
    Wow, really?

    • @Djdjdjfnnff
      @Djdjdjfnnff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ikr

    • @evilbadger34
      @evilbadger34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      You would be surprised at how many people wouldn't expect it.

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your user pic is hilariously appropriate for this comment. :-P

    • @niall798
      @niall798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      People could think the title was a joke or something

    • @314ax
      @314ax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know! Overprotective...

  • @steampunkhulk5559
    @steampunkhulk5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    At 4A.M. in the morning this is *EXACTLY* what I wanted to learn

    • @BryceMarchetto
      @BryceMarchetto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol it’s 3:53 am right now, I’m not even joking! 😂

    • @randomnem922
      @randomnem922 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      11:11pm lmao

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4:14 lol

    • @hilmy2633
      @hilmy2633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you're saying it can be 4AM in the evening as well?

    • @steampunkhulk5559
      @steampunkhulk5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hilmy2633 I just wanted to see if anyone would notice or not

  • @Marshalleats
    @Marshalleats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joshua didn’t see this video obviously

  • @Cxrn_zzz
    @Cxrn_zzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really wanna go fishing but I don’t like killing fish and seeing them suffer

  • @andykubash4280
    @andykubash4280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5325

    As a fisherman I actually appreciate this.

    • @alexsun3300
      @alexsun3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      yeah this is actually a huge tip!

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😊

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I'm not a fisherman but I really appreciate it too

    • @SeanShimamoto
      @SeanShimamoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andy Kubash Yup! I grew up fishing in Hawai’i.

    • @danielfitri97
      @danielfitri97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And i, as a commoner...wont mind spending a little more for fish like this

  • @scooooter
    @scooooter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3857

    Just to note, I am japanese and not all the fish in Japan are killed this way. It is quite rare to see Ikejimed fish in markets.
    One more note, the knife the guy in the video is using is one of the best knive makers in the world called Masamoto. its expensive but its worth it :)

    • @Mr-R.R.
      @Mr-R.R. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I don't remember them saying all/most fish are killed that way in Japan, but rather it's something that high end restaurant tend to do more

    • @oali2478
      @oali2478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      @@Mr-R.R. He's just saying that so people don't get the idea that that is how it is always done in Japan, because people might assume that.

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I doubt that knife is worth more than a regular one

    • @paulgan7097
      @paulgan7097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      garmon bozia check the prices boo

    • @savannapierceshimomura
      @savannapierceshimomura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ryuichiro Suzuki ya my baba has that knife and she constantly talks about it 😂

  • @norco4life518
    @norco4life518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that this came through during striper season, and he’s cleaning strippers. Beautiful tasting fish.
    Always dispatch your fish quickly if keeping it, and be gentle and support it when you release it to make sure it’s strong enough to support itself

    • @michaelio2306
      @michaelio2306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I first thought you were not talking about fish...

    • @norco4life518
      @norco4life518 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelio2306 Stripers or Strippers, same applies… as long as you wrap it

  • @MotorcycleMouse
    @MotorcycleMouse ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually prefer my fish stressed. If they could waterboard them and tell them their parents didnt love them id eat that one first.

  • @voisart
    @voisart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    Vegan: You can't eat fish because they feel pain when you kill them.
    Ikejime practitioners: Hold my salad.

    • @nandinhocunha440
      @nandinhocunha440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Hold my sushi

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fish don’t feel pain fellers.

    • @arisafari1855
      @arisafari1855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      IG wait, I thought that shoving the spike into the brain prevents it from feeling pain and the point of messing up the spinal cord is done to prevent the lactic acid buildup.

    • @azrazelhananto
      @azrazelhananto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@arisafari1855 it feels the initial pain and any pain after that if the brain isnt cut completely/broken instantly. i've experienced this with cows mostly, but cutting of the brain still has it feel the initial plunge of the spike to the brain. After that its just muscle spasms. I don't know how much my knowledge translates to ikejime though

    • @carsonjulvezan4031
      @carsonjulvezan4031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IG They literally point out in the video they don’t feel pain you might want to go and rewatch the video

  • @trainzguy2472
    @trainzguy2472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4846

    You missed the standard Chinese market method of "whack it on the head with a sawed-off baseball bat".
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone!

    • @gustiandreansuryapratama2810
      @gustiandreansuryapratama2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      i mean that's the only humane way that matter

    • @lemon_png
      @lemon_png 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      When I catch small fish that I use for bait, I just slam them on a rock. It’s quick, painless, and since I won’t be eating them, anything else doesn’t matter.

    • @bin_binz2885
      @bin_binz2885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      that's the way i mostly see in the market in our country

    • @covers1226
      @covers1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dab I’m going to be that one 8 year old
      YOUR ABUSING IT, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED IT
      but tho that is terrifying

    • @shuriken2505
      @shuriken2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      then use a over extended box cutter to slice it up.

  • @Ryan-io6yq
    @Ryan-io6yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    king of new york is typing....

  • @tinytnotfound4804
    @tinytnotfound4804 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you fall asleep first at the sleepover:

  • @jjandrooney
    @jjandrooney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    is that guy wearing a rolex to cut up a fish?! damnnn

    • @Inflake
      @Inflake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      QQJason i can’t even bring myself to wear a $50 shirt for fishing

    • @ab-zb8wr
      @ab-zb8wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      And he’s also using a $700 knife

    • @johnromanoski6418
      @johnromanoski6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He is an attorney

    • @yosefherrera721
      @yosefherrera721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The rolex is made to go into the water

    • @Phrancis5
      @Phrancis5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They said he was a lawyer, so this probably just a side hobby he's passionate about.

  • @mentalchillnesss
    @mentalchillnesss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    Death by suffocation or lobotomized, bled out and pick through the spine?
    Fish: Shark plz..

    • @DaltonPatrickCStory
      @DaltonPatrickCStory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @deltronzero9
      @deltronzero9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Being eaten alive is much better than instant brain death?

    • @deathbyseatoast8854
      @deathbyseatoast8854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      glowjar
      Depends on how kinky the fish is. Some people like to be eaten out.

    • @jassinzaki1734
      @jassinzaki1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@deltronzero9 heard of vore? wierd stuff bro

    • @DaltonPatrickCStory
      @DaltonPatrickCStory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @サイレントボイス ACCEPT YOUR FATE!!!!

  • @DaCucarachas
    @DaCucarachas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I usually just whack it with a stick until it stops wriggling

  • @derrybeausang9276
    @derrybeausang9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one fish at 1:23 : I’m alive but I’m dead

  • @icommandyew8221
    @icommandyew8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    “The fish smells fishy”
    *100% of gun incidents happen with a gun*

    • @21tryhard97
      @21tryhard97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg

    • @angelgalaxy3352
      @angelgalaxy3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im proud

    • @amanda.._..
      @amanda.._.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow I didn’t know!

    • @chinesenoodles8005
      @chinesenoodles8005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She’s saying that it has strong fish smell, and the other one didn’t. Fish is not supposed to smell super fishy, it’s just what we are used to.

    • @xkaosxvpx8165
      @xkaosxvpx8165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every sixty seconds a minute passes in Africa.

  • @kurt.rheinheimer4324
    @kurt.rheinheimer4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Some people: omg no dont kill that fish
    Home depot bucket: Let's DO this

    • @nathaniel1069
      @nathaniel1069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣 when you dont have the budget and you just throw the fish in

    • @zacktoor1591
      @zacktoor1591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Home Depot don't play.

    • @sporksto4372
      @sporksto4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank god for favoring me by not creating as a fish. Gee-whiz!

    • @anonymousbiscuit5799
      @anonymousbiscuit5799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably the best of this style of comment that I've seen this week.

  • @ebenbrowne6576
    @ebenbrowne6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Disclaimer: “no fish were harmed in the making of this film”

  • @Amegadeez
    @Amegadeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The video: *contains fish being killed.*
    Me: That's why I'm here...

  • @hyppoh5294
    @hyppoh5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3148

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising”
    I guess I’m technically a gym trainer

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Wow that’s got a lot of layers. I can’t even-

    • @nihiladest3492
      @nihiladest3492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unga Bunga

    • @insertname7596
      @insertname7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I see you are a man of culture

    • @yeejiahong7307
      @yeejiahong7307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hol up

    • @plausibillity2032
      @plausibillity2032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how the intro is a warning of dead fish and a 2 seconds later it showed a clip of a fish getting stabbed in the head

  • @Drakid13Re3kt
    @Drakid13Re3kt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    If the answer isnt with a shotgun im afraid you are mistaken

    • @AJ-dx6bn
      @AJ-dx6bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Aww man

    • @mrbub69
      @mrbub69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what about a principle making you mad. do you shoot up the school

    • @MisterMicrowaves
      @MisterMicrowaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It isn’t called a Hunting Rifle for no reason.

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is a .50 bmg good enough?

    • @johoreanperson8396
      @johoreanperson8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont want lead in my food.

  • @solomonmosley4519
    @solomonmosley4519 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate this method 100% but do you still have to do the whole rod in the spine thing?

  • @drillndeckur8788
    @drillndeckur8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "The fish smells fishy"
    People were born on their birthday.

  • @Xavibbb4782
    @Xavibbb4782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    The most humane way to kill a fish is with an enchanted fishing rod

    • @naikuf1984
      @naikuf1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Impaling V

    • @williamalexander5412
      @williamalexander5412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      ahh a man of culture

    • @put4ng
      @put4ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A wish?

    • @cintalamanweb4273
      @cintalamanweb4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The fish always stay fresh forever without freezer too

    • @ZK-ff2ru
      @ZK-ff2ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@MrNicoJac
      r/woooosh

  • @skrillah6259
    @skrillah6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    You can also grab it by it's tail then slam it with the might of zeus into the floor

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Or, y'know,
      Bash the absolute soul out of its skull with a literal concrete pole to the point of no remain of head are attached.
      But hey I'm no expert either.

    • @xnotz1930
      @xnotz1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No, drown it in water

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@xnotz1930 fish can actually drown

    • @Malik-td2ft
      @Malik-td2ft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dark6.6E-34 in water

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Malik-td2ft yess

  • @isaacavina9742
    @isaacavina9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why is he drowning the fish at 2:56😰

    • @hitsurapapel1978
      @hitsurapapel1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Where's my fu¢king money, $h!t head?"

    • @fisht6765
      @fisht6765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      was gonna like the video until he drowned it

    • @-kneenahh
      @-kneenahh ปีที่แล้ว

      Fish breath in water-

  • @Reycaparrosphotography
    @Reycaparrosphotography 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the information. I will definitely try this technique this coming season