I don’t know why but I’m genuinely sad when I see the bots freezing in the “commercial” and I get overwhelmed with joy when the demo smiles as he puts on his gibus
I doubt it. If someone called a proto-human troglodyte a fucking idiot, would you be offended? Naw you'd be like yah troglodytes are pretty stupid. This "AI' is nothing like what will overthrow humanity.
2:57 "for a teleporter to reach adulthood, they must be loved and cared by their engineer daddies " you mean the engineer daddies beating their wrench down on the poor teleporters for for 16 times?
or the cold war, as the usa and russia did NOT want to do stuff like stack troops and nukes, cuz they did not want the other to do the same, and nuke the world till its ded.
It's happened to me before. I was a BLU engineer, so guess what I did? Yes, I built a teleporter. I know, it's jerky, I only did it because I just so happened to be there at the wrong (right? Idk) time.
Hello again. Thanks so much for watching. The giveaway video I talked about last video should be up sometime this week. Had to wait for the items to become tradeable y'know? If you want to be notified when it goes live, or if you just liked this video, please subscribe. Also be sure to subscribe to Nuckshock for his amazing animation: th-cam.com/users/nuckshockanimations Last of all, you may be wondering why I sounded so weird in the outro. Just before I went to record it my audio interface blew up, so I had to use my crappy old USB mic. Typical, huh?
All of the Jungle Inferno maps let Engineers, Snipers, and Spies screw around in them, albeit, concentrating on getting kills instead of completing the objectives similarly to Helltower.
Who else here didn't break down into Angrish? Also, one fix for pl_upward is, when the exit closes after point C is capped, make the ceiling descend & kill those trapped within it, or something. At least that happened in the Egyptian maps, & it's better mercy than leaving the Scout for dead.
The commentary on the teleporters made me crack up xD And the sniper commentary gave me a laughing fit. Thank you so much for this treasure of a video! Also, I'm gonna make a keybind for my engie "Aggressively carries toolbox" lmao
19:30 this is really sad, I know it's a video game but somehow, a lone scout trapped in a room with no way out, sucking his thumb, is just really sad, the only hope for him is when the next match on that map happens and the doors reopen allowing for him to escape if he's not already dead
Pretzel Snack the commands are in the tf2 wiki if you're interested. And yes. The reason I know is because when I'm bored I just go on to wave 666 put on sv_cheats1 and then put on all of the beneficial addconds. (Go on. Call me stupid.)
This video is an absolute disgrace. You are forcing the bots to fight each other for entertainment. On top of this, you kill any bot that dares to stand up for what is right! Someday you will answer for your heinous crimes. In the meantime, I must protest by not commenting on this video.
![Why [TF2] has (Almost) Perfect Melee Weapons](/img/n.gif)
"The scout follows his instinct and goes on the wrong direction."
I DIED LAUGHING
SPEEDO WAGON
*Throws Sledgehammer*
Thank you speedwagon! Very cool!
Temmie?
Then how are you alive?
Two Hour documentary:
Me: *asleep*
30-minute video on TF2 Bots:
Me: *taking notes*
yes lol
Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
@@waluiginumberone2184 oh sorry man my notes got burnt because i was being chased by a pyro
Jak Man mine got stolen by a spy
Mine’s stolen by sniper to write his kill list
I don’t know why but I’m genuinely sad when I see the bots freezing in the “commercial” and I get overwhelmed with joy when the demo smiles as he puts on his gibus
Same
Gibus: *exists*
Demolishion Man: :D
So cute
Top Ten Greatest Anime Fights of All Time
StickMaster500 Watchmojo.com
Top Ten Brutal Anime Battles
StickMaster500 ur everywhere
StickMaster500 lol
Bot Porn Is Best Porn.
Piss.
15:40
"They don't abandon the cart"
Man, these bots are already better than public players.
I still remember the amount of times the entire team just left the cart to the point of it going backwards.
I still remembered that my team spawncamped the entire RED team and lost because they forgot the cart exists
PUSH THE CART YOU NOOBS, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME TODAY IV'E HAD A TRASH TEAM NOT PUSH THE CART
LittleShadowGames I feel personally attacked and I stick to the cart like glue.
When i Play heavy im a cart sentry
Moth: "..you can make a bot.. happy."
Also Moth: "WELCOME BACK TO *BOT WARS* "
America: diplomacy and peace :D
Also America: DO I SMELL *OIL*
I don't like donating to bots
They allwas shot me when i try
No joke here, if there was an organization giving out 1 hat a month for F2P's , I would totally donate!
Lightredflare not players bots
I would bots or newbs! Apple hat! Skinned Medi Gun! Waffle!
I want waffle. I have over 1000 hours in tf2 but im still a noob ;-;
I have like a day of TF2 experience
Please donate
Pray for scoot
1 liek equal 1 pray 4 scoot
scooty toot boi
rip scoot
97
RIP Scunt
the scouts look like bees trying to defend their hive.
I love it.
Stop teleporter abuse
_They have rights!_
Teleporter rights
T.R.
Telaporter life's matter
@Alex McKnight no u u
I'm your 250th liker ;)
Mmmmmm sandvich
you know what each team could use? 11 more snipers.
That would be ultra-realistic
i guess
No we need a new map called 2fort
Nah 5 more snipers
*Cuts to karma charger's 5 more snipers demonstration vid*
Oh yeah yeah
4:28 this engineer is standing incredibly still
Spy: lets kill him right this time
You know, when AI take over the world, I can imagine them being offended by this video.
I doubt it. If someone called a proto-human troglodyte a fucking idiot, would you be offended? Naw you'd be like yah troglodytes are pretty stupid. This "AI' is nothing like what will overthrow humanity.
FrenchDavid50 it was just meant to be a joke, but ok...
AI don’t have feelings I think
What if someone program them to have feelings?
The thing is that Ai can’t have real emotions that alive organisms have.
For what it's worth, the snipers on 2fort do show strong intelligence, despite the fact they tend to leave it behind.
" Maybe the bots aren't as stupid as they seem."
" Are you sure about that.?" -John Cena.
"Unable to move"
**says as engineer is slapping wrench in his hand**
Well, he is moving his hand
note that the engineer has 11 phds
each of those engineers has *11 PhDS*
FREE PIZZA GODDAMMIT damn, if they're that bad with 11 phds, imagine how many phds we could get
Wisshee zero
Wisshee because they have mastered every pootis art
+Wisshee 1395
FREE PIZZA GODDAMMIT soo, if they're heavies they will have 1 *PHD* Each?
"But which class is best at pushing payloads?"
Heavy!
"That's right"
:D
"Scouts"
>:(
D:
sadness noises...
Heavy:Thanks brother
Scout:what the hell is your problem?
Nitro Light well, scout has x2 capture rate...
I've never seen such pootis before
"Bot on Bot action"
this is some 18+ material here...
"engineer dadis" thats a gud line
The Bad medic *TrIgGeRrEdEdEd
Yall sure that we entered the correct website?
Thats to many bots for you
Daddies*************
*e n g i*
"so class, what did you do over spring break?"
oh i cried over a teleporter
8:32 Sniper 1: Oh glorious wall, what do we need to do in order to win this match?
Wall: Nothing...
Sniper 2: THE WALL HAS SPOKEN!
Peacefulmomoman I shall form a cult with that wall as our leader (this is a joke.)
@@Somerandomperson-hl1kt make it REAL
If(door.isLocated())
{
this.Face.Ram(this.Nearest(wall));
}
Flawless C++
I thought this is c#
I think the wall would be find.nearest"stage.wall" but that might be just me.
For what it’s worth this could be a lot of languages.
Seems like javascript
"Engineers are the smartest type of bots." *HECK YEAH*
YEEEEEEEEEEEE
9:37 Sniper: I died, must do a quick exercise
That really hurts if you dont know how to do it
2:57 "for a teleporter to reach adulthood, they must be loved and cared by their engineer daddies " you mean the engineer daddies beating their wrench down on the poor teleporters for for 16 times?
No that means giving then a brother
yea
Makes sense
Girl: how did you not cry to the Titanic? Od you even have emotions?
Me, an intelectual:
The first match of Engi vs Engi looks quite similar to how WWI went.
The cap point being the no man's land.
Lord of Tea We share the same thoughts my friendo
Exactly.
or the cold war, as the usa and russia did NOT want to do stuff like stack troops and nukes, cuz they did not want the other to do the same, and nuke the world till its ded.
Well, thats another way of putting it.
Imagine this but everyone is a spy
None of them realize that the Heavy wasn't theirs, forgetting that, as a team of spies, they have no Heavies.
That spy is a spy!
"It seems I am not the only spy."
That's hilarious. Just try it with 100% all the time uber and friendly fire. You'll see how much death there'll be... XD
i Am ThE sPaH
“As we know, Engineers are the smartest of the bots”
*flashbacks to me on pl_upward with Blu Engineer stuck in the door*
Holy shit the neglected teleporters part is fucking emotional
what about the scout stuck in the door
dewkdogg omg so sad I want to donate a Frenchman’s formals as well for the spy or scouts
A bottle of windex same with the trapped scout
I know
A bottle of windex I saw this right as I saw your comment
this seriously needs to be a tv show
Justin C. ikr
I lost a few brain cells watching this:
They're in my tears
Random Cluster Missile You might want to see a doctor about that
Random Cluster Missile yes ur brain cell think random crit is gud
Random Cluster Missile Ao
i’m still crying from the stuck scout
I felt so bad for the stuck scout at the end of the fight
Litten The kitten #feelssadman 😭
Litten The kitten ikr 😢😢😢😢
Litten The kitten fight for the scout!
We all do...
yeah i almost cryed
Girl: what do you mean you didn't cry while watching the Titanic, do you have emotions?
me: 3:59
I now want to donate some hats to the cause
I donated my Gibus... they deserve it
Seth McCallum I donated a reverse wat ever the last word was
I'll give them Roblox hats! XD
Nuggetism ! Fuck ROBLOX!
Din Mor fuck you
The stuck Scout was really dark.
Coming from Chara, this is scary.
lol
so sad
It's happened to me before.
I was a BLU engineer, so guess what I did? Yes, I built a teleporter. I know, it's jerky, I only did it because I just so happened to be there at the wrong (right? Idk) time.
***** Hardest decision of my life.
If this isn't turned into an SFM already I'm gonna do it
Shit man that teleporters part got deep af
ouch.
sad noises.
*Sad Teleporter Noises*
The bots left out in the freezing cold and the misunderstood teleporters are the saddest thing in history
5:20 *Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths*
Time stamps for each documental of the bots
0:50 - 19:57 Engineer Bots
7:27 Sniper Bots
14:33 Scout Bots
As a comp player...
I have lost 99% of all my brain cells
As a casual player i have gained 1000% more brain cells
As a training player I have ascended
As a player that has not even installed it, I have transcended existence.
As someone without a computer, I have become a God.
As a fetus without internet, I am beyond everything. Even god
Hello again. Thanks so much for watching. The giveaway video I talked about last video should be up sometime this week. Had to wait for the items to become tradeable y'know? If you want to be notified when it goes live, or if you just liked this video, please subscribe.
Also be sure to subscribe to Nuckshock for his amazing animation: th-cam.com/users/nuckshockanimations
Last of all, you may be wondering why I sounded so weird in the outro. Just before I went to record it my audio interface blew up, so I had to use my crappy old USB mic. Typical, huh?
Love your videos, keep up the good work
TooManyMoths I love this series now. So well made. I even enjoy the ads you made. Keep it up man!
TooManyMoths AND HERE COMES A OTHER 10,000 SUBSCRIBERS CONGRADULATIONS
TooManyMoths how about Spy vs Spy how would you react :)
This halloween soul collecting bs is really getting in the way
Never thought I’d feel bad for a teleporter
That poor poor red teleporter was forced to watch all of his brethren teleporters grow while he’s being neglected and that can make a grown man cry 😢
Congratulations, TooManyMoths, you have successfully made me feel bad for a TELEPORTER.
Pardoxia is right
Agreed
Damn Blu scouts, that's what I call playing the objective
Blucanyon they’re better than real players!
Butter H2 agreed
All of the Jungle Inferno maps let Engineers, Snipers, and Spies screw around in them, albeit, concentrating on getting kills instead of completing the objectives similarly to Helltower.
I dig it, make more. I wanna see 6 medics and 6 hoovies per team.
m
Awesome video. Could we get an episode with spies only on badwater? :D
Seventh Heaven yes Please
Seventh Heaven they just disguise and fall for all the other spies so it's like engi but not really as funny
+Ryan Gonzalez the bots know you are fake
Seventh Heaven great idea
They know because they are part of the game but won't take action
Ad: Shows Sad Poor Helpless Homeless Bots
Show: So This bot riped this other one apart, then spread its blood on the walls
6:32, that Heavy, he gave me one little laugh. He's just trying over and over.
please dont laugh at bots its rude
aquantic libbyssandbox they have no feelings dummy. They are computer controlled robots with no feelings or thoughts at all.
They do, for example sniper
"Engineer daddies"
@homie doge hot
3:53 Me.
Just, me.
I miss tf2 :(
Someone hacked my account
I reported valve
Valve doesnt answer
By valve i mean steam support
oh noes. sad noises.
Wep
Why did you go to getfreetf2hatsnovirusnosurveynoscam.com.gov
my acc got stolrn and my expirience with steam support is the exact opposite, we still play terraria
@@hordix7213 They recovered my account within a day
Who else here didn't break down into Angrish?
Also, one fix for pl_upward is, when the exit closes after point C is capped, make the ceiling descend & kill those trapped within it, or something. At least that happened in the Egyptian maps, & it's better mercy than leaving the Scout for dead.
Actually I checked and that door on point C opens from the inside. No idea why the bot gave up so early :s
Still, it's nice to mercy kill those that stay behind.
He got stuck so he couldnt touch the trigger to open the door...
Or, you could just type "explode" in the console... But bots can't use the console... But at least he could survive the BLU teams victory!
So many +1's. I didn't anticipate that.
Legend says that the scout is still stuck between the upward last spawn doors to this day
artificial intelligence? more like artificial incompetence amiright?
Artificial unintelligence
I love botwars
vance caldwell its like fucking natinal geographic
vance caldwell same
The commentary on the teleporters made me crack up xD
And the sniper commentary gave me a laughing fit. Thank you so much for this treasure of a video!
Also, I'm gonna make a keybind for my engie "Aggressively carries toolbox" lmao
You said "They like being inside of eachother"... Does this sound like subtext to anyone besides me?
cant spell subtext without buttsex
Krys Wilkins oh right. XD
Krys Wilkins buttsext
Krys Wilkins subtescts
All of these bot videos are gr8 m8.
19:30 this is really sad, I know it's a video game but somehow, a lone scout trapped in a room with no way out, sucking his thumb, is just really sad, the only hope for him is when the next match on that map happens and the doors reopen allowing for him to escape if he's not already dead
I need more of this in my life.
Dunkaccino, How about you watch Webm's?
the bot that was stuck in the second to last location should do a surprising comeback to the video.
The scout war would somehow be a good drama sfm I don’t know why
Engi to Engi
Engi: I want you inside me.
Engi: I want you inside me.
Dellis Runken really?.?
Look at his name
His is D. Runken
9:40
Ow that split tho
Me: *Watches video*
Video: “... and loss of brain cells.”
Me (After Video): “Ehkey, seh whet wes desbeiwolalllnsbakmhhhh.”
mY mout tates ike teef
6:30 I love that random heavy in the background!
Rip the scout with the leg in door
Like
“Hey robot 42...”
“What robot53 “
“Do you remeber robot32 “
“Robot32?”
“I forgot about robot32 “
poor robot32 scout guy
i'll call him scoutwasagoodguy32
“They seem to enjoy being inside of each other, much more then necessary, maybe we should give them a moment of privacy.”
that poor Scout :(
In the bots hq
The enemy has taken our intelligence!
Likely the dev is the enemy to the bots intelligence.
There is no intelligence to take XD
Literally
xD
Engies are used to being grouped with other species. Without them, they just build sentries blindly, hoping for an enemy scout to run in or something.
You gotta make more of these! They're awesome!
4:23 WW1 in a nutshell.
Then 57 scout tried to rush
And kepped sending in waves
3:20 My guy really put 2 teleporters on a ledge.
the engineers are the smartest because they know the only way to truly win a war is to not fight it
Do another one, but with all spies!! That would be hilarious!
Btw, how do you spawn bots of a particular character? I can only spawn random bots.
GoalieTender#31 tf_spawn_bot_class (any class you want) or something like that
Type tf_bot_force_class (class name, I.e heavyweapons)
Tf_bot_force_class then put the name, heavy is heavyweapons
What aboot the other classes?
Pretzel Snack the commands are in the tf2 wiki if you're interested. And yes. The reason I know is because when I'm bored I just go on to wave 666 put on sv_cheats1 and then put on all of the beneficial addconds. (Go on. Call me stupid.)
Yup. This is what youtube used to be like 5 years ago. It really did. But this can be barely found
In the commercial, was that the pacifist red engi between the two blue bots?
Engineer daddies?
"Hit me with your wrench daddy I need to be punished!"
Wora dude... no.
"that big turret of yours is even bigger!did you upgrade it?"
*Notices ur teleporter* OwO what's this?
Wora ii
Wora Erectin a dispenser :/
i remember watching this 4 year ago and now since the bot wave i dont no what to say
HOW DO I DONATE TO THE TOO MANY HATS GIBUS CHARITY? I WILL LEGIT DO THIS.
chuggabit it was.... uh.... just a joke
This comment was........ Uh........ Just a joke.
At TooManyHatsGibusDonateNow.Com
Cleggy Goofing /r/wooosh
chuggabit I would give away my favorite hat the pyro rubber hand hat
bot wars but every time moth says bot the video gets 5% faster.
SOMEONE DO IT.
Cosmin Metea ok
no u
Green Steam who the fuck do you think you are?
Cosmin Metea got it
@@yaboi-ts4rri wasted Your time by you comming here checking the coment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The second it said “ a word from our sponsor” an ad went on
"Engineer Daddies"
Pokemongineer "oh yes daddy, fist me with that Gunslinger"
TheUKNutter what’st’ve
Oh non't you didn'tn't
"this alpine Lab is located in a mountainis region"
5:17
The Belko Experiment (2016)
This video is an absolute disgrace. You are forcing the bots to fight each other for entertainment. On top of this, you kill any bot that dares to stand up for what is right! Someday you will answer for your heinous crimes. In the meantime, I must protest by not commenting on this video.
Dude, it's a joke, plus you just commented
Homie Eagle. WOOOOOOSHHHHH
homie eagle, look up sarcasm
r/Woooosh
@@jeremy20037 r/wooosh
youre really scraping the BOT-tom of the barrel here.
(just a joke, great vid as always)
sakmi kuhl BA DUM TSS
scrap-ing
Welcome to 2021 where this is almost real
Almost?
God. the kids NEED to know this *smacks wall* NOW
18:33 I really feel bad for him...
girl a: I can’t believe he didn’t cry during titanic!
girl b: do men even have feelings?
men: 18:30
"By donating one hat a month you can keep thousands of bots warm"
I would like to donate my Baseball Bill's Sport Shine.
6:20 - 7:13 is my favorite part.
that heavy in the background is hilarious
19:19 both blue scouts died at the same time, in the same position, facing the same way
Rest in peace- engineer who stood still that no one knew. May you be in all out hearts and in our asses.