No animals were harmed in the making of this documentary. Well, except for the spycrab Show the narrator of this video some love on his channel! www.youtube.com/@heckolo1122 (Also the canonical reason that the tourist dying was fine was because the documentary program is allowed one gruesome human death per episode)
On one hand if you like how an animal works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, animal reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart.
@@russellkee5541 And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking animals like the Spycrab had more of an identity than "Its the Pootis Bird but endangered"
Quick, give him more names for the wildlife creatures I'll start with the Yetis (Heavies with the Yeti's cosmetics... Although I dunno if he did those already)
As an avid TF2 fan who's working towards a career in Wildlife Management, this brings a tear to my eye. Nature is brutal and awe inspiring, and hopefully one day, the Spycrab populations will be able to make a comeback
@@ArthurOrtigosaNo, onccce the infant isss able to hunt for itssself, the parentsss jussst go back to their territoriesss. The Pyroshark isss actually unable to digessst milk, and have no idea of the concccept of money, ssso why would it go to buy milk?
@@EggWithAKnife I would normally sssuggessst that nobody panic sssinccce I friendle… but you are eg, sssnek eat eg, knife no sssave you for I HAVE KNIFE TOO!
The Spycrab is indeed a rare specimen, we at the Spycrab Protective Organisation have make it our life goal to protect this creatures. Unfortunately some may have escape our enclosure, we ask the public to help us take care of the rare spycrabs if you ever found one.
Have you noticed any of your Staff having a strong desire to leave the workplace, blindly walking into other members of staff or objects, or staff going missing only to be found in strange dark places with no reasonable excuse for their being there? Or perhaps some staff having unwarranted animosity towards certain spycrabs in their enclosure? Than you sir or ma'am have a spycrab breach. Remain calm and try not to panic, the spycrabs are intelligent enough to tell when they've been noticed missing, so do try conventional methods of capturing spycrabs and keep the information of their escape on a need to know. Once all specimens are accounted for please do run a lecture on the importance of teamwork while working/feeding the spycrabs and not to wear anything but the company issued uniform for certain enclosures... and make sure nobody turns their back on the spycrabs, no matter how much of an 'understanding' or bond they think they have. Lastly do inform their next of kin of their untimely demise.
At 5:02 You Can See A Rare Red Turtle Building A Sentry, Those Types Of Turtle Are So Rare Because There Are Only 10 Of Them Left, Its Amazing That This Documentary Caught One On Camera
Really nice video, one thing though you forgot to mention The Observer at 4:35, I can excuse this mistake because as a researcher I know how hard it is to find these amazing creatures and document them, still this is an amazing video with a lot of useful information! Keep up the good work lads!
I don't think it can be overstated enough how extraordinary this footage really is. The Observer is even more rare than the Legendary Spycrab! Managing to get a glimpse of this extremely elusive species on camera is an outstanding accomplishment by all means. Great job! 👍
Something that would be incredible would be that in the next documentary they show the Pootis bird, it is a great friendly bird and it is one of my favorite animals
@@Curly_Horsewe currently have next to zero information or data about these nicknamed “observers” all that we is that they well. Observe and area of interest. Local tales and cave paintings show observers have been around watching for a long time, Local legends and mythology tells us that these abstract creatures are attracted to sightings or soon to be sightings of a mass murder likely from a human war zone or animal take overs.
Just a spectacular video. It's a spot on parody of a nature documentary. One of my favorite TF2 videos of all time by far. Thank you for crediting the people in the description. I knew videos take a lot of effort, but 2 entire months? That just makes me amazed at content creators so much more. It was definitely worth it, while watching this I was laughing (...more like audibly exhaling, but same thing, right?) and smiling the entire time. I have no doubt that the other 450,000+ people who've watched this also had similar reactions to mine. It's people like you who keep the TF2 community alive, so just thank you. It's appreciated, and you have so much more impact than you know.
i was going through my comments that were "held for review", for some reason your wonderful comment got held for spam! i appreciate the kind words dude, it really means a lot :) I'm glad I was able to make you laugh and thanks for enjoying the video!
5:07 I like how there is just a random normal Spy just standing in the background, in the top right corner (it's probably just one of the cameramen hired to record the docmentary).
This video absolutely delivers, my heart was left empty after the Bot Wars ended all that time ago. Thank you, I now have 3 wife’s and I am truly happy with my life.
Seeing various TF2 specimens documented in videos is always hilarious to me and your videos are already comical so I just knew this was going to be great.
Love the accuracy of the script, with classic wildlife documentary attitude as we see an endangered spy crab be beaten to death by mackerel wielding bird scouts and make no attempt on interfering with nature...... National geographic level stuff right there
Man this was an amazing documentary, I learned so much of the inhabitants of the TF2 lands as for the classes in what they do in the wild to thrive. Thank you!
Its a Inspector/observer spy, scientific name; Inpectorious Pyscilis Obserbivify. They are very rare and only adults are spotted, we dont even know what they fully look like upclose.
I really want a version of this where it's overlayed over an actual sea documentary just so I can see how many people are convinced that this is a real documentary.
2:02 as per the 2024 summer update, pyrosharks have received an evolutionary leg-up on the mercs of the land, as their gas passers' clouds qualify as wetness.
No animals were harmed in the making of this documentary. Well, except for the spycrab
Show the narrator of this video some love on his channel!
www.youtube.com/@heckolo1122
(Also the canonical reason that the tourist dying was fine was because the documentary program is allowed one gruesome human death per episode)
But the spycrab is endangered
what about the piranha scout that died to a pyroshark
how dare you?
will there be part 2 or not?
@@madflam3192 "It's okay to eat fish / Cause they don't have any feelings" - K. Cobain, Whale Biologist
Animal reskins in nature always seemed like a strange case to me.
On one hand if you like how an animal works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, animal reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart.
@@russellkee5541 And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking animals like the Spycrab had more of an identity than "Its the Pootis Bird but endangered"
@@j.a.m.m all of should have worked at the documentary
I'm so sick of these comments
@@marshmellowguy586 These comments on TH-cam have always been a strange case to me.
I particularly love how the scientific names for the animals aren't just "pryo getoutofthewateryouactualdumbasseus" and are actually creative names.
Pyroisfirenotwateryoub*tch scientific name
Lol
I would watch an hour long documentary of this
YES YES YES YES YES
Yes
YES
YES
Quick, give him more names for the wildlife creatures
I'll start with the Yetis (Heavies with the Yeti's cosmetics... Although I dunno if he did those already)
Spy crabs only seem extinct because of their natural ability to perfectly mimic the appearance of other animals
and there are reports of an ability to turn invisible.
seeing a spycrab's true form, is truly an honor.
A creature that exists and it hunts Spycrabs
Stage 4 pyro mains
@@BonikialI believe this spy crab has adapted to have the ability to fake there deaths! Even more rare
My frog a spycrab?
also because i like to collect them. they, in fact, hunt down sniper-gators. funny thing to see a bunch of spy crabs rip apart a sniper-gator
This has a 2010 style of filming / setup that i appreciate heavily
HEAVYly
Oh hey, your the team neighbourhood guy. You making something new?
heavily tf2
0:55 missed opportunity to say Wellcome to the great Blu
It’s a reference to the popular tf2 youtuber Great Blue.
Man, I can't believe you hired David Attenborough to voice this.
Thank you Derbly! That means a lot.
David must really love tf2 to have voiced a masterpiece like this
Thanks Derbly! Im glad you liked it.
The truth he used AI for this
@@tonk5242 No he didn't, that's the real David Attenborough speaking!
As an avid TF2 fan who's working towards a career in Wildlife Management, this brings a tear to my eye. Nature is brutal and awe inspiring, and hopefully one day, the Spycrab populations will be able to make a comeback
plot twist: we already are spycrabs in disguise
You could've so easily made a great blue gator joke and it infuriates me
I wrote the script before he spent $3700 on commissioning a fursona OC
wow
@@rawccoonwhat
He did what?
Sorry for being so slow, but I need more context.
2:11 the pyro shark being too stupid to realize it shouldn’t be alive sounds like something they would actually say in the comics
It really does seem like something from the comics, maybe from medic
are you sure that it isnt already in the comics?
@@FivePebbles-e8sI was thinking saxton weirdly enough
I dont mind an hour long documentary like this. I need more
Same
Also why no one comments
I would be down to whatch an hour long documentary
No this documentary needs to be at least 10hours long
me too this is too funny to let to be a one time thing
2:23 "The parents are nowhere to be found." got me laughing
The parents went to buy milk. They will be back... i think
@@ArthurOrtigosaNo, onccce the infant isss able to hunt for itssself, the parentsss jussst go back to their territoriesss. The Pyroshark isss actually unable to digessst milk, and have no idea of the concccept of money, ssso why would it go to buy milk?
@@MyNaymIsSnek1526holy shit guys it's a snake what do we do
@@EggWithAKnife I would normally sssuggessst that nobody panic sssinccce I friendle… but you are eg, sssnek eat eg, knife no sssave you for I HAVE KNIFE TOO!
it's true! as a pyro main I can confirm I was genetically engineered in a lab
this is a GREAT video, it BLUE my mind.
Lol
:0
Hah.
nice pun
“Rolls on Deck laughing”
You should do more of this,
Here's some animals you should do;
- A bold Eagle as a Trolldier, habitat in Hightower only.
- A Cheetah as a Demoknight.
a rhino would fit demo more tbh and scout has chettah cosmetics
And the most dangerious animal;
Phlogpyro
UHM ACCUALLY ITS SPLEED BALDD EAGLE 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@dr_bapsAnd Cheetahs are actually very weak
@@dr_bapsSo it would only make sense
Thank you Raw! It was a blast working with you as always. I'm very proud of how it turned out.
nice job mate
The Spycrab is indeed a rare specimen, we at the Spycrab Protective Organisation have make it our life goal to protect this creatures. Unfortunately some may have escape our enclosure, we ask the public to help us take care of the rare spycrabs if you ever found one.
Have you noticed any of your Staff having a strong desire to leave the workplace, blindly walking into other members of staff or objects, or staff going missing only to be found in strange dark places with no reasonable excuse for their being there? Or perhaps some staff having unwarranted animosity towards certain spycrabs in their enclosure? Than you sir or ma'am have a spycrab breach. Remain calm and try not to panic, the spycrabs are intelligent enough to tell when they've been noticed missing, so do try conventional methods of capturing spycrabs and keep the information of their escape on a need to know. Once all specimens are accounted for please do run a lecture on the importance of teamwork while working/feeding the spycrabs and not to wear anything but the company issued uniform for certain enclosures... and make sure nobody turns their back on the spycrabs, no matter how much of an 'understanding' or bond they think they have. Lastly do inform their next of kin of their untimely demise.
i saw a pyro shark just turn into a spycrab. those things can TRANSFORM now?
@@TT-uc3pq some adaptions has been recorded
5:38 BRO 😂
Step-bro
We need more of these types of documentaries. Truly the majestic wildlife amongst the badlands are captivating.
7:06 the true reason why spycrabs were endangered
The single blood decal at 8:23 was so unreasonably funny considering the talk of the G rating
At 5:02 You Can See A Rare Red Turtle Building A Sentry, Those Types Of Turtle Are So Rare Because There Are Only 10 Of Them Left, Its Amazing That This Documentary Caught One On Camera
Pretty rare they didn't mention this type of Turtle Engineer
All of the words being capitalized gave me a stroke
Seriously, this was extremely well put together. Also amazing David Attenborough impression
3:55 It would have been hilarious if that had hit a cloaked Spy.
"the single brain celled organism named pyro mains"
as a pyro main,
ooga booga me go w+m1 on this ubercharged heavy
I can tell he was a soldier main or a spy main
@@Man_Aslumeno just a normal player
@@Bandog23
No, definitely a soldier main angry that a pyro main killed their medic girlfriend
It is wrong pyro mains dont have brain cells. Everyone knows that
the fact that the pyroshark scientific name part was a perfect recreation of octo's description gave me whiplash
Really nice video, one thing though you forgot to mention The Observer at 4:35, I can excuse this mistake because as a researcher I know how hard it is to find these amazing creatures and document them, still this is an amazing video with a lot of useful information! Keep up the good work lads!
I don't think it can be overstated enough how extraordinary this footage really is. The Observer is even more rare than the Legendary Spycrab! Managing to get a glimpse of this extremely elusive species on camera is an outstanding accomplishment by all means. Great job! 👍
Something that would be incredible would be that in the next documentary they show the Pootis bird, it is a great friendly bird and it is one of my favorite animals
@@Curly_Horsewe currently have next to zero information or data about these nicknamed “observers” all that we is that they well. Observe and area of interest.
Local tales and cave paintings show observers have been around watching for a long time,
Local legends and mythology tells us that these abstract creatures are attracted to sightings or soon to be sightings of a mass murder likely from a human war zone or animal take overs.
FELLOW RESAERCHERS, I HAVE URGENT NEWS ABOUT THE ONSERVERS THEY A-MMMFFF FMM!*static*
It's said that most footage of the observer is accidental. It's said that all "actual film" of the observer are actually hoaxes or fabricated.
Just a spectacular video. It's a spot on parody of a nature documentary. One of my favorite TF2 videos of all time by far. Thank you for crediting the people in the description. I knew videos take a lot of effort, but 2 entire months? That just makes me amazed at content creators so much more. It was definitely worth it, while watching this I was laughing (...more like audibly exhaling, but same thing, right?) and smiling the entire time. I have no doubt that the other 450,000+ people who've watched this also had similar reactions to mine. It's people like you who keep the TF2 community alive, so just thank you. It's appreciated, and you have so much more impact than you know.
i was going through my comments that were "held for review", for some reason your wonderful comment got held for spam!
i appreciate the kind words dude, it really means a lot :) I'm glad I was able to make you laugh and thanks for enjoying the video!
How you managed to go back in time and recruit a younger David Attenborough to narrate this is a mystery for the ages.
The Great Blu
Masterpiece. I have nothing else to say. Nice job!
8:15 nature is really beautiful
It’s honestly amazing how many animal-based playstyles there are.
Turtle engie
Pyroshark
Piranha scout
Spycrab
There are more animals too. Sniperdiles, Bear Heavy
Missed Opportunity to name it "The Great BLU"
Utterly amazing. Never thought I'd see a tf2 machinima with a dedicated costume department lol.
Another animal idea:
- Owl sniper map: watchtower
- Wolf medic, Spy-crow Map: Brimstone
- Croco-sniper map: Banana bay
- Pootis bird map: Lumberyard
Me: *casually watching*
7:06 Occasionally, a rare treat comes along…
Me: WAIT NONONO NOT THE SPYCRAB PLS NO 😭😭😭😭
5:07 I like how there is just a random normal Spy just standing in the background, in the top right corner (it's probably just one of the cameramen hired to record the docmentary).
In the next 'If TF2 was a Nature Documentary' episode, you should talk about Spycrabs and Sniperdiles.
And F2PS
And Rocket Jumping soldiers and Pootis Birds and Medimedes
Very well made, especially the Spycrab. If this was an actual Nature Documentary, I will watch this.
"Documentaries in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me."
"On one hand, if you like how a parody works but hate how it's presented, it's nice to have another option to choose from."
*i LOVE the title idea "Planet Fortress" sounds like a name for a very useful community-friendly website/program for team fortress community*
5:23 bro is 2 classes away from being canceled
Good one
Beaches in South Africa 30 years ago be like:
Should’ve named it “THE GREAT BLU”
glad to see the amazon working conditions we were put through during the recording sessions were worth it
I was not prepared for turtle engineer mating
No one ever is..
true fr
THIS IS SO GOOD HOLY
i love you, keep going
I'm glad I stumbled upon this. I love documentaries!
this was amazing, we need more
edit: we also NEED to get a TF2 community server from you so we can remake this stuff
This video absolutely delivers, my heart was left empty after the Bot Wars ended all that time ago.
Thank you, I now have 3 wife’s and I am truly happy with my life.
(insert harem joke here)
That is the only thing i want in my life 😀
Disappointed to see no mention of the legendary pissgator!
it is surprising spoting you here. but i suppuse we all have our interests too.
7:25 "🙂"
I have seen this 5 times and it keeps getting better every time
Excellent work! Love the homage to Bots: A Documentary!
**Dr. Dze would like to have a meeting with you**
I don't know how long you wrote this entire script, but this was oddly convincing.
I could watch this for HOURS without getting bored. This is so good
The production quality of this is amazing the diagrams make this so much better than I expected
This is both freaking halarious and well made😂
Note the rare symbiosis between the pyroshark and the turtle engineer.
I dont get it
@@ArthurOrtigosado you get it now?
The Spy Crab could be the perfect predator of the Engineer Turtles
I loved this, I'd watch a whole series of these documentaries
scout-phiranha needed more screen time, yet this video was one of the best documentaries ive ever watched.
I hope you make more of these! this video was really fun to watch!
Such a good video, i loved the tourists with the camera pictures on their objectors haha
As piranha scout i can say that i this 50% accurate. I am alone
This needs a part 2.
Seeing various TF2 specimens documented in videos is always hilarious to me and your videos are already comical so I just knew this was going to be great.
This Is The Most Beautiful Documentary I Have Ever Watched In My Whole TF2 Career
Man, this video takes me back to the early days of TF2 Machinima. Absolutely great stuff
jerma's old video "The Elusive Pyroshark" is basically this
I absolutely loved this video, it’s incredibly well made
This is so good! There’s so many animal cosmetics in TF2, please do more of this I BEG!
That's actually an entertaining/funny idea, keep up the good work!❤️
0:43 mating dance?
already a classic. big ups
“The Great Blue.”
Smart one there.
Great video, I'd love to see a series of TF2 documentaries
7:25 "you're going to suffer but you're going to be happy about it"
1:52 so the furry pyro main BANGGED A SHARK WTH????
Uuuuuuuh it definitely wasn't me
the shark:yeah somebody put some white sticky liquid into me
the pyro:MMMMMMM MMMMMMMHHH MHMMM MHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM MHMHMMMMMMM MHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@@SeriouslyJustAShadow mmbatumkammmmhhhh
@@nt33_old what?
please make some more like this this was actually not only funny and entertaining but also satisfying in a way keep up the good work
Honestly knowing that you can make a turtle engineer makes me want to become one. As long as I can find the loadout that it is.
Sadly it’s probably a halloween restricted item
@@huhwhuh Yeah it probably is.
It is a halloween restricted item, i have seen it and i can confirm. It is.
@@androide_t5322 awww man…
@@GoodMorningCIA Yeah,almost all animal related hats is Halloween restricted
Love the accuracy of the script, with classic wildlife documentary attitude as we see an endangered spy crab be beaten to death by mackerel wielding bird scouts and make no attempt on interfering with nature......
National geographic level stuff right there
we need a whole series about this or just a part 2
This is the only nature documentary I will ever willingly watch
This skit was probably one of the well made ones I have seen. Well done!
Man this is too good we need a part 2!
In 5:08 there is the observer in the top right corner
Man this was an amazing documentary, I learned so much of the inhabitants of the TF2 lands as for the classes in what they do in the wild to thrive. Thank you!
4:40 i just noticed the spy watching in the background 😭
Its a Inspector/observer spy, scientific name; Inpectorious Pyscilis Obserbivify. They are very rare and only adults are spotted, we dont even know what they fully look like upclose.
1:56 why you roast us pyro mains like that 😭😭
I really want a version of this where it's overlayed over an actual sea documentary just so I can see how many people are convinced that this is a real documentary.
This is the only documentary I would actually wanna watch
5:23 me when im at the beach
As a pyro main, I can confirm I have TWO Braincells.
7:20 is just too real
I didn't know I needed this in my life but now I want more!
LOL nice octo Reference, common nickname stupid :] 1:41
2:02 as per the 2024 summer update, pyrosharks have received an evolutionary leg-up on the mercs of the land, as their gas passers' clouds qualify as wetness.
Jesus christ why does the part where engineer's abandon their buildings make me sad 😭😭