How fast can you cross Red Dead 2's map with 1000% move speed?

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 มิ.ย. 2021
  • Can you fling yourself 100 miles an hour across all of Red Dead Redemption 2?
    Streaming live on Twitch! / dougdoug
    The mod used is the Telekenesis mod by alphaZomega: www.nexusmods.com/reddeadrede...
    2nd Channel: bit.ly/dougdoug2
    Twitter: / dougdougfood
    More Duggeroo:
    Latest Uploads: • OVERWATCH vs TF2, but ...
    Explained with Food: • Explained with Food | ...
    DougDoug Challenges: • DougDoug Gaming Challe...
    Popular Videos: • Popular Videos | DougDoug
    About DougDoug:
    Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
    #RDR2 #Train #ArthurMorgan
  • เกม

ความคิดเห็น • 3.6K

  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7976

    subscribe for a free trip on my fast travel service

  • @bjaui
    @bjaui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6056

    The Problem: The window is too close to the mission.
    The Solution: The window is very close to the mission.

    • @wetube6513
      @wetube6513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      THAT DOESEN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @tahaarslan5252
      @tahaarslan5252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@wetube6513 uh, yes it does?

    • @cheezeebutter452
      @cheezeebutter452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@wetube6513 wdym that makes perfect sense?

    • @flinkAdink
      @flinkAdink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@wetube6513 Wdym, I understand it

    • @smrutimanmohanty7780
      @smrutimanmohanty7780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Modern Problems require the same problems

  • @aguyonyoutube4sure
    @aguyonyoutube4sure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3573

    Imagine being a new resident of saint denis and while your walking down the street you see a cowboy flinging down the street and he’s says “scuse me”

    • @seanwade1532
      @seanwade1532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      *Hears burly cowboy yell lenny while flying*

    • @goose93
      @goose93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Another resident sees him confused
      "Yeah that happens sometimes"

    • @chocobear4078
      @chocobear4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would be afraid

    • @firstnamelastname-zi4mq
      @firstnamelastname-zi4mq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shoulda stayed outta Saint Denis

    • @firstname___lastname
      @firstname___lastname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!"

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    The best part is, he doesn't just ragdoll when he's flying.
    He *thrusts his mighty pelvis* wherever he wants to go.

  • @linox2054
    @linox2054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    im actually suprised how much rdr2 is capable of handling in terms of the game engine. hes legit 6 times faster than the fastest travel speed in this game and it just doesnt care

    • @gigabit6226
      @gigabit6226 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah the fact that it is actually controllable and still somehow looks "real" (albeit in a silly way) is quite impressive.

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    *”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”*
    - Arthur Morgan, as he being hauled across America on his ass by a godly entity

  • @lucascohen1617
    @lucascohen1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    That “We got a wild one here” as Arthur gets his face smashed into like five different buildings

    • @samuelevans7866
      @samuelevans7866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Reading this immediately after said face-smashing was some whisky for the soul.

    • @techno_otaku
      @techno_otaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yeehaw just became yehurt

    • @Underpantswher
      @Underpantswher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      4:31 for anyone who cant find it.

    • @lillemy5062
      @lillemy5062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sentient npcs

    • @xboyrayos3575
      @xboyrayos3575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Underpantswher thank you

  • @batturing
    @batturing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    i love doug frantically going "can we start the mission??" meanwhile in top right corner "WANTED for MURDER"

  • @incapacitatedtoad801
    @incapacitatedtoad801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "I'm paying him 3 dollars" You know in that time period that's not a bad pay

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, but for this?

    • @RayzeeBayzee
      @RayzeeBayzee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@FuelDropforthewin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~Arthur Morgan
      Well he’s fine he enjoyed it

    • @ikibo
      @ikibo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He got some Whiskey, all's good

    • @UltimateChampion164
      @UltimateChampion164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's equivalent to almost $100 in today money, so that's a pretty sizable paycheck back then, but might not be able to pay for 83 broken bones and concussions

    • @tacos_absolute1627
      @tacos_absolute1627 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's at least 6 cans of B E A N S .

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3340

    Imagine you're fistfighting a guy and then suddenly he starts flying around the room, breaks a buncha stuff, kills 15 people and flies out the window

    • @itsNep_
      @itsNep_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I must be tired because I read that as "imagine you're fisting a guy"

    • @idonthaveabody.help.4736
      @idonthaveabody.help.4736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Not even just flying, like some guy ur punching just gets grabbed by the balls by a unseen force

    • @Zyrdalf
      @Zyrdalf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Been there

    • @shash2505
      @shash2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This made me laughed way more than it should have

    • @shockwave_edits9568
      @shockwave_edits9568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@itsNep_ same....

  • @nastygumbo8426
    @nastygumbo8426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    Imagine being an NPC during this, you're just living life when a cowboy flys into your town, smacking 12 different people in the span of 7 seconds, smashing into walls, banging their head on a light pole, and finally leaving while grunting the entire time.

    • @rangeldino2633
      @rangeldino2633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Regular black friday sale I guess.

    • @neonbunnies9596
      @neonbunnies9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Free Guy (I think) intensifies*

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That inspired the founding of the Men in Black

    • @fodspeed
      @fodspeed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then just npc goes back to cutting wood

  • @piercemcmurry7914
    @piercemcmurry7914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Speedrunners: this highly sophisticated technique saves an entire 3 frames!

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The way Arthur flies is so damn funny. Looks like he got gut punched by Goku

  • @DarkViperAU
    @DarkViperAU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17976

    Rockstar watching this taking notes for Red Dead 3.

    • @faketoddhoward7280
      @faketoddhoward7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      Can't wait for rdr3 in 2069

    • @gun6145
      @gun6145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@faketoddhoward7280 more like 3020

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@faketoddhoward7280
      Can’t wait Red Dead 6- Oh wait.

    • @faketoddhoward7280
      @faketoddhoward7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@gun6145 more like 4099

    • @setLore
      @setLore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Hi matto

  • @thatf2p300
    @thatf2p300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    This feels like a sequel to the Skyrim version of this, and I’m all for it

    • @sluicesusan
      @sluicesusan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It is

    • @hellofend4734
      @hellofend4734 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you dident know that when you posted this comment

    • @NickMK
      @NickMK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you know what the skyrim video was called? I wanna watch that

    • @eetuaa
      @eetuaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NickMK "Can you beat Skyrim Fast-Travel with unlimited Run Speed?"

    • @idkhonestly7163
      @idkhonestly7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that engineer gaming

  • @Moro-Goro-300
    @Moro-Goro-300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Anime character will get hit like that and then say stuff like: "this is getting interesting"

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Gii hiii, I'm all fired up." - That one anime character

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omoshiroi

  • @WilliametcCook
    @WilliametcCook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Personally my favorite part was when the sound of the horse at 6:48 quickly faded because of how fast he was going

  • @baacloud
    @baacloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3556

    "You can only start missions if you haven't broken any laws"
    Well I assume the challenge is impossible now since the laws of physics are waaay out the window

    • @CoolChicken1213
      @CoolChicken1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Now it’s fine he went through the window

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      perfect comment and reply

    • @guwhy1907
      @guwhy1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420th like 😎

    • @m.irfanf.a9710
      @m.irfanf.a9710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hey cloud

    • @baacloud
      @baacloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@m.irfanf.a9710 aa yes henlo lovely tyrannosourest rex

  • @dingspingle9121
    @dingspingle9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    The people of Valentine gaze in fear as Arthur flies ass first into town at mach 6, and the ground trembles as he collides into the muddy street below shattering his pelvis.

    • @addderalll
      @addderalll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      just give him a little whiskey, he’ll be fine

    • @pl0xie494
      @pl0xie494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addderalll o

    • @drakechaston9151
      @drakechaston9151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pl0xie494 o

    • @MyTwoYT
      @MyTwoYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addderalll o

    • @cameronmoore7201
      @cameronmoore7201 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addderalll o

  • @wuzhere7518
    @wuzhere7518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Imagine just being some home steader working out in fields; something catches your eye. A bird? A daytime bat? No, it’s a cowboy flying at mach 1 bracing for taking out your fence and your kneecaps when he lands in your yard

  • @thedullahan5977
    @thedullahan5977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Dougdoug:"You can't turn and reorient apparently"
    Arthur: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    • @blurxtra5568
      @blurxtra5568 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i mean i'd be screaming too

  • @rainmanslim4611
    @rainmanslim4611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    "I'm paying him $3"
    Hey in the 1890s that's good money!

    • @2muchbeenz373
      @2muchbeenz373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Then how come a can of beans costs $4.50?

    • @Balls298
      @Balls298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@2muchbeenz373 bc it's a game

    • @2muchbeenz373
      @2muchbeenz373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Balls298 yeah ik that the games monetary realism is stupid.

    • @Sleepy_Cabbage
      @Sleepy_Cabbage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@2muchbeenz373 its some damn good beats okay

    • @ChonkManGTZ
      @ChonkManGTZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Sleepy_Cabbage yes

  • @thesovietdog1537
    @thesovietdog1537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    "I'm paying him 3 dollars" dude that's more than stranger missions give you in online, yeah I'd work for Doug

    • @CaptainJAS3
      @CaptainJAS3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      And that's in 1890. With inflation, it's worth $88.75.

    • @XKQ2
      @XKQ2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@CaptainJAS3 More like 30-40 dollars, but hey I'm in

    • @Valstrax420
      @Valstrax420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@XKQ2 It's actually $88

    • @Its_M1zn
      @Its_M1zn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CaptainJAS3 How in the hell is 3 dollars in the 18th worth 80+ dollars?? (I'm sorry if this a stupid question lmao)

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Its_M1zn it’s due to inflation, there’s more money in existence now, so money isn’t worth as much per bit of money

  • @engineerbeta1515
    @engineerbeta1515 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    DougDoug screaming "YES!" as he slams into everyone in the saloon is just hilarious to me

  • @jeef5222
    @jeef5222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:33 The way how Arthur flies is amazing

  • @D3mon551
    @D3mon551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    I really don't see how anything could go wrong, Doug has a perfect track record after all.

    • @yeetmahhotpockett1723
      @yeetmahhotpockett1723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perfect.

    • @Mr-Money01
      @Mr-Money01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      heheh
      track
      i get it

    • @Pek1gn
      @Pek1gn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well well well isn't it a fellow CallmeBrick server manager

    • @knolkanker
      @knolkanker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cha cha real smooth

  • @idonthaveskill5054
    @idonthaveskill5054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "I'm paying him $3" I didn't know you were Cave Johnson

    • @icecold5707
      @icecold5707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      3 Dollars in 1899 would actually come out to almost 100 bucks so not bad

    • @tc_mafya3910
      @tc_mafya3910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@icecold5707 but it is almost nothing for Arthur's wallet

    • @pixel_pixie
      @pixel_pixie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@icecold5707 Normally I'd agree but it seems a bit low for having your body flung at speeds above that of a train over half a dozen times.

    • @GodOfWallpaper9526
      @GodOfWallpaper9526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hello investors! Cave Johnson here

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pixel_pixie right? At least make it tree fiddy!

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Watching Arthur’s body flip around like it’s nothing almost suffocated me, i had to pause the video to catch my breath. Amazing

    • @nolongergabe
      @nolongergabe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "he does that everyday, its normal"

  • @snakerivercowboy
    @snakerivercowboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:32 “we got a wild one here” understatement of the century

  • @firstpersonsnooter2519
    @firstpersonsnooter2519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    “Can’t go ‘round the world, Dutch, cuz the world ain’t round.”
    -Arthur Morgan

  • @charsage1036
    @charsage1036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1094

    Love how they care more arthur breaking the law than him doing some magical voodoo shit.

    • @animq4ionboi.153
      @animq4ionboi.153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Well he may or may not have broken the laws of physics

    • @tonysintheattic
      @tonysintheattic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The mission only seemed to go unavailable when someone was injured

    • @monkeybusiness1039
      @monkeybusiness1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@animq4ionboi.153 this is so good

    • @nolongergabe
      @nolongergabe ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@animq4ionboi.153 physics cop here, he has violated 30 laws and now must be sent to reality jail.

  • @SilShitposting
    @SilShitposting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:42 Arthur scream sounds like squirrel

  • @dumpsterfire5063
    @dumpsterfire5063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imagine you’re waiting for your buddy in a saloon and you hear a whirlwind of screams and crunching bones as you see your friend repeatedly smash his face into the wall at light speed

  • @haventakalou6530
    @haventakalou6530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    This is actually a colossal difference considering the standard movement speed in this game is somewhere between crawling and being dead…

    • @homelessparty8994
      @homelessparty8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I watched the video this joke came from too.

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You’d be surprised you can become Sonic with 0 fat

    • @nonnayobuissness5682
      @nonnayobuissness5682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      haha i get the reference

    • @thethunders6733
      @thethunders6733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you mean Red dead speed

    • @uckbritley1305
      @uckbritley1305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thats what the horses are for genius lmao

  • @FrankieHiltz
    @FrankieHiltz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3298

    I'm genuinely impressed at how well this engine renders the world as you speed through it. There's basically no pop in, and you can see so far off. Incredible.

    • @flamesofjihad4069
      @flamesofjihad4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Exactly what i thought

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      Had to be prepared for when players figured out how to strap rocket boosters to their horses

    • @bigprojects2560
      @bigprojects2560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      It's the same engine as gta V isnt it? Gotta be able to render quickly for a jet lol (edit) confirmed they both use rage engine

    • @YewterWoman
      @YewterWoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the power of alot of vram

    • @maxxfaxx5408
      @maxxfaxx5408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      when u have low VRam the game renders it like poop

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "how did you get to school grandpa?"
    grandpa: 0:58

  • @platinumguitar
    @platinumguitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you would have cut to a spectator view of Arthur entering the saloon I would have completely lost it

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    Game: *Did you go to Valentine faster than the train?*
    Doug: *Yes*
    Game: *What did it cost?*
    Doug: *My bones*

    • @thetravelinghippyconfident4693
      @thetravelinghippyconfident4693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Correction. Cost him $3

    • @ark9542
      @ark9542 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thetravelinghippyconfident4693 And a couple shots of whiskey.

  • @schmid1.079
    @schmid1.079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    *man flies through window at mach 3*
    "Oh hey, Arthur."

  • @NoU-pf8fc
    @NoU-pf8fc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:57 “CHAT IS MOVING SO FAST THAT NOONE CAN SEE THAT I’M GAY” 💀💀💀

  • @PinnePon
    @PinnePon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:46 WHAT WAS THAT LAUGH

  • @ihatemegatron216
    @ihatemegatron216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    imagine being an NPC, minding your own business, then suddenly a bearded man comes flying through the street faster than an F1 car.

    • @Just__Mango
      @Just__Mango 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What's a F1 car partner? Is a 20 horses dilligence?

    • @d13g0wwryy5
      @d13g0wwryy5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Just__Mango times 50

    • @ihatemegatron216
      @ihatemegatron216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Just__Mango Nah, more like 600 horses in the size of a stagecoach.

  • @nappo0085
    @nappo0085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    I don´t know why, but seeing Arthur fly across the screen screaming and getting smacked into everything there is, was one of the funniest things i´ve ever seen.

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      His pain is our entertainment

    • @TheLordofDarkness1995
      @TheLordofDarkness1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Watching him pinballing around Valentine almost killed me. 🤣

    • @JamesthePizzaMan
      @JamesthePizzaMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
      -Arthur Morgan, 1899

    • @Lindrios
      @Lindrios ปีที่แล้ว

      It was truly hard to watch... because I was laughing so god damn hard lmao

  • @nicolasdemers8074
    @nicolasdemers8074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:38
    If you (random dude reading this) like this heavy metal version of a castlevania song, listen to naoto shibata project albums with konami. The songs on the album are heavy metal version by the bassiste of the heavy metal band Anthem ( Anthem rules)

  • @murky1608
    @murky1608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Meanwhile Charles, sick of getting hit by ragdoll arthur:
    "ENOUGH OF THIS!" *starts blasting*

  • @Iceclaw77
    @Iceclaw77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Arthur: _flies through window_
    Charles: so anyway i started blasting

  • @yousillygoose__
    @yousillygoose__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    "He shattered his arms. And his legs... but just give him a little whiskey. He'll be fine."

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The alcoholic elixir

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catsareyes6446 you mean the elixir of the gods

    • @masv1pe694
      @masv1pe694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I too watched this video.

    • @rex_man6701
      @rex_man6701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Average Irishman

    • @Jackson-jn4vf
      @Jackson-jn4vf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your ok boy

  • @jackmarston1426
    @jackmarston1426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine just taking a peaceful walk and then Arthur just smacks u right in the face

  • @muaddib4378
    @muaddib4378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:12
    the cat atac

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    When they cast you as tumbleweed in a western movie

    • @pankaeyk
      @pankaeyk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @chilloha6464
      @chilloha6464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment yet in this vid

  • @xdeser2949
    @xdeser2949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    "I wish I could fly"
    *Monkey's paw curls*

    • @monkeybusiness1039
      @monkeybusiness1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Excellent fable reference

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fable reference? I love those but i thought this one was a simpsons ref

    • @EatyourWafflesplease
      @EatyourWafflesplease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      the monkey's paw is a story from 1902 wtf are u all talking about

    • @atomnum9
      @atomnum9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@EatyourWafflesplease zoomers

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@atomnum9 More like millenials, Fable is a 2004 game

  • @thepraetorian2368
    @thepraetorian2368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What gets me in this video, is me trying to picture myself peacefully in that bar when this man comes and does his stuff

  • @josephinejekyl5848
    @josephinejekyl5848 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah doug doug. I'm Feeling very unwell right now, but i decided to come here since it's been a while to see what you've been up to and laughter really seems to be a good medicine. Love your content so much.

  • @zacharywiseman4223
    @zacharywiseman4223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "We can use the mini map like a compass to navigate"
    *mini map being literally a compass

    • @SUG3R
      @SUG3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually its a map the compass is a compass

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SUG3R the minimap has north, south, east and west parkers on it... making it LITERALLY a compass. :P

    • @aidenpearce50
      @aidenpearce50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MyouKyuubi you can also make the map a compass :D

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidenpearce50 Yeah, but why use inferior method when you can make it double as a minimap? :P

    • @_wanted_outlaw3007
      @_wanted_outlaw3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SUG3R if you put a map in a compass it's still a compass. You just need a really big compass.

  • @Aver187
    @Aver187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Arther must be the most forgiving man if he only complained about his arms and legs being broken

  • @greenisthedevilscolor784
    @greenisthedevilscolor784 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whole video is hilarious, but when at 5:59 you just hear Arthur's little "damn", holy shit. I was pissing myself laughing. This man better get a whole rickhouse to himself after this.

  • @backspace3111
    @backspace3111 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was just suggested and man am I glad. This is hilarious, subbed immediately

  • @no1ofconsequence936
    @no1ofconsequence936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "Can you beat the train..."
    "On it." *flings self at train*
    "...to Valentine. Uh... We need some whiskey."

  • @BrightofNight
    @BrightofNight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    If this is the “new format” Doug was talking about its honestly very close to some of his other videos. It’s still great editing and over arching fun narration. Great video as always Doug

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I honestly didn't even notice the new format

    • @rul30fl4w5
      @rul30fl4w5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      No this isnt the casual vid, that is coming soon. This is a normal style vid, he mentioned this in yesterday's update

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rul30fl4w5 that explains why I didn't see anything new

    • @thearkissinking5889
      @thearkissinking5889 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah (3

  • @PaddyLonglegs
    @PaddyLonglegs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont know why but this is the funniest video ive ever seen. Narration was top tier as always but i literally howled non stop just at the motion and the way his body frantically flaps away during high velocity travel

  • @liamfitzsimons9587
    @liamfitzsimons9587 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once you have bought the last of Arthur’s upgrades at camp then you unlock fast travel, simply set up c🎉amp anywhere and you can travel to any previously visited cities

  • @itschaseman101
    @itschaseman101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Seeing Arthur flying backwards while perfectly limp cracks me up every time

  • @mostrin8983
    @mostrin8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:56 that man was scared shitless when he saw Charles a posing with a knife

  • @olleronn616
    @olleronn616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Arthur bouncing through Valentine like a meat-covered ping pong ball*
    Random local: “we got a wild one here!”

  • @ctmusic7360
    @ctmusic7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    “There has got to be a faster way to travel”……*completely disregards campsite fast travel lol

    • @ChefofWar33
      @ChefofWar33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Lol. You would be surprised just how few people know about this feature. It actually pisses them off when i tell them about it. Because they beat the entire game without fast travelling once. Poor bastards.

    • @icecream4you161
      @icecream4you161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ChefofWar33 It's in the first game too so I figured they would know about it. 🤨

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@icecream4you161 most didnt play the first

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@icecream4you161 rdr2 sold more in eight days than rdr1 did in eight years.

    • @thattonnatoguywithafez8246
      @thattonnatoguywithafez8246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ChefofWar33 Ill be honest i was extremely suprised when in Angryjoe's review he only found out half way trough the game about it.
      And thats the only time i heard anybody mention it.

  • @josha618
    @josha618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “give him more whiskey” is just about the best legal advice i’ve ever heard

  • @levandron
    @levandron หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:37
    “If you broke any laws”
    Bro broke the laws of physics 💀

  • @JJ-un8do
    @JJ-un8do 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t know what it is about you, but your content is on a different level. You have stupidly hilarious ideas along with the fact that you let chat do things a lot of the time, your channel is really based on community.

  • @brandonhoward3805
    @brandonhoward3805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    When the world needed him most, he returned.

    • @interdimensionalgoober8769
      @interdimensionalgoober8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now thats a new and original comment I’ve never seen before.

    • @THWhite-ip3uq
      @THWhite-ip3uq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@interdimensionalgoober8769 what's the problem

    • @interdimensionalgoober8769
      @interdimensionalgoober8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@THWhite-ip3uq Now thats a civil and well explained point that will surely lead to a good interaction on the internet. You see, by instantly devolving into petty insults without even explaining yourself, you can kill any chance of a good conversation without even starting one.

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@interdimensionalgoober8769 Now that's a passive aggressive comment that made me laugh

    • @brandonhoward3805
      @brandonhoward3805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mujaahid Arian I'll keep the peace here 🕴🕴

  • @fayetodeath
    @fayetodeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    It's amazing how there's no pop-in with the game's environment, it's consistent all the way.

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @MrWereverForever that's a joke right?

    • @jmanpolo5611
      @jmanpolo5611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @MrWereverForever GTA Online Loading Screen has entered the chat

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They finally learned their lesson I guess

    • @jmanpolo5611
      @jmanpolo5611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @MrWereverForever uh... They do though. If you have a super long loading screen... something can surely be changed or "optimized" in order to speed up the loading times.

    • @iiRooB
      @iiRooB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@picklesplaysgames975 Gotta love LODs :)

  • @thewilltrillkillz8368
    @thewilltrillkillz8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think this is the closest inside look into what it was like living in those times we'll ever get.

  • @funkyxii8496
    @funkyxii8496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "he is alive... technically" describes all of dougs videos in the best way possible

  • @Frostman411
    @Frostman411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    He went crotch first into that train at the end. He deserves a lifetime supply of whiskey.

    • @mewopswisher5342
      @mewopswisher5342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes Mister Arthur it says here you have an addiction to "whesky"

  • @danielpaterson2694
    @danielpaterson2694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This just in: Local man attempts to beat the train, reinvents pinball in process.

  • @C.C.C.203
    @C.C.C.203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:50 is the best part because you can see for a split second Arthur's regret at that moment.

  • @flamingstallion
    @flamingstallion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    People really see Arthur’s body flying at Mach 1 breaking all of his bones and crashing into things and think the correct response is to have him arrested

    • @BillyBob-xx5jr
      @BillyBob-xx5jr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean, he's breaking the laws of physics. Plus also murder or at the very least assault.

    • @iamagreatape9576
      @iamagreatape9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BillyBob-xx5jr i'd call it involuntary manslaughter

    • @BillyBob-xx5jr
      @BillyBob-xx5jr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iamagreatape9576 Still a crime.

    • @Krakachan
      @Krakachan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BillyBob-xx5jr - Don’t forget destruction of property. I’m sure Arthur has broken more than just his bones. 😆

    • @thefatherinthecave943
      @thefatherinthecave943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man is posessed by the devil himself being shaken around like a ragdoll and some cops go "yeah, we should arrest that man"

  • @shaquallay
    @shaquallay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    If this is what you were talking about with “more casual” videos, I barely even noticed a difference from your regular vids.

    • @nuclearjello2243
      @nuclearjello2243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More of the commentary is in the stream, but it is very similar to his pre-break stuff.

  • @C.C.C.203
    @C.C.C.203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how this game is so lifelike that I actually feel bad when I see Arthur get flown into the air and scream as he crashes head first into a saloon and shatters all of his bones in record time.

  • @newyorkedit0r
    @newyorkedit0r 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine being a citizen in Valentine, and you see a man floating in the air rushing towards you faster than the speed of sound like a godly entity

  • @boboelmonkey3947
    @boboelmonkey3947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “Hey this is Doug Doug we’re we solve problems that no one has” god it feels like it’s been so long since ive heard this line

  • @frenchgoose2712
    @frenchgoose2712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “I’m gonna be flinging him all the way from here to Valentine. I’ll be paying him $3”
    Standard Red Dead Online experience

    • @thetravelinghippyconfident4693
      @thetravelinghippyconfident4693 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 3$ thing was the funniest 🤣. I almost pisses myself when arthur scratches his beard when doug says it.

    • @mewopswisher5342
      @mewopswisher5342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And probably about $1,000 worth of "whesky"

  • @Armorith
    @Armorith 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was so entertaining! Amazing

  • @2On.y
    @2On.y 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My big brother's fast travel for rdr2 was making me just ride the horse to wherever he wanted to go.I was always so proud of it when I arrived to the destination.

  • @Krakachan
    @Krakachan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “All aboard the Ragdoll Express! Next stop: Pain Town!” 🚂

  • @x.I.N.K.x
    @x.I.N.K.x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Now whenever I fast travel, this is what I'm picturing my character goes through

  • @DevyDev2004
    @DevyDev2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:43 best sentence of the video 😂

  • @TylerDarker
    @TylerDarker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh man, this was non-stop laugh-crying for me... great video!

  • @LucasBuilds
    @LucasBuilds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

    • @stormwolf3252
      @stormwolf3252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got places to go. Got To FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Sorry babe, I can't come over, DougDoug just came out of hibernation."

    • @riley5293
      @riley5293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes semi active on twitch

  • @caseonmyface
    @caseonmyface หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:33 "we got a wild one here" as arthur is being absolutely DISINAGRATED

  • @paintedeyes9736
    @paintedeyes9736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your content, subbed

  • @Kirost-V
    @Kirost-V 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This is basically "can you beat the train?"--I.e. GTA V prologue.

    • @aPheonixRises
      @aPheonixRises 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn CJ all you had to do was follow the damn train

  • @maxmeantm9381
    @maxmeantm9381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    New ending to RDR: Arthur uses his super speed to give the entire Van Der Linde Gang fling rides to Tahiti

  • @siruoro6718
    @siruoro6718 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    01:00 That Waluigi dance lines up great with the music

  • @Resurgam1985
    @Resurgam1985 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Now we can keep Arthur's body on track."
    *sounds of bodily damage and Arthur grunting*

  • @DartzinhoV
    @DartzinhoV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    You could feel Cave Johnson in Doug’s voice when he talks about his test subject

  • @justanotherarmchairgeneral4240
    @justanotherarmchairgeneral4240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    If anybody happens to be looking for that music in the beginning it's the Super Smash Bros Ultimate version of Lost Painting, from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
    2nd song is the Smash version of Bloody Tears from Castlevania.

    • @DavidGonzalez_97
      @DavidGonzalez_97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew I recognized Bloody Tears!

    • @TheShadowFires
      @TheShadowFires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I´m looking for the one at 5:37 from attempt 7. Do you know that aswell?

    • @justanotherarmchairgeneral4240
      @justanotherarmchairgeneral4240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheShadowFires No, I don't unfortunately.

    • @TheShadowFires
      @TheShadowFires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justanotherarmchairgeneral4240 Ok, no problem.

  • @RedVanquish
    @RedVanquish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now whenever I fast travel I will only ever think of Arthur being flung at mach 4 across the map. I thank you for this image in my head followed by Arthurs muffled screams of terror.

  • @Kekoapono
    @Kekoapono 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed as hard as I did while watching this video. Thank you!

  • @bloopsmoot1534
    @bloopsmoot1534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You’re paying HIM 3 dollars!?!?! He should be paying YOU for such an amazing service!