Can you play golf with a Boat in GTA 5?
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Can you play golf with a boat in GTA 5, and win the entire boat golf masters open deluxe 2019 tournament for wii u?
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#BoatGolf #GTA5 - เกม
gonna be honest I dont know how to play golf
DougDoug I love your videos please keep posting and if you have time do it more often on youtube
Aight
DougDoug you did your best and that’s what matters
DougDoug PLEASE BE MY FATHER!! my blood dad died from your boat
hello love the voice vids ... idk what to say anymore
I love every "just like in normal golf" explanation here. I'm learning so much about real golf that I just never would have known.
@YaboiOkila it's a joke dawg
“Just like normal golf” proceeds to criticize golf of being boring because planes aren’t crashing on the corse
Same
@A_Random_ JD u stupid or something?
@@BigBootyBatman No, they were complimenting your late woosh on the guy
Doug: "What if we plug the hole... with tugs..."
Also Doug: "This is a smart call by Doug"
Doug: *gives a medal to doug*
Reminds me of that meme of Obama giving a medal to Obama
Thank you for the captions, you should provide subtitles for the whole video
it did work tho
Doctor: I’m sorry sir you have cancer
Doug: It’s fine, I’ll just need to play the best golf of my life
ha lmao
Heh
Ill just have to play the best life of my life
#BoatGolfMerch
_This... is how Chemotherapy was meant to be played!_
Doug has this hilarious way of saying outrageous things in a no-nonsense professional sounding voice. “And he’s turned himself into a chimpanzee just like in normal golf.” And that’s what gets me ROFLing every freakin time.
Rolling on the floor laughinging
'Comically serious'?
Reddit humor
Rolling on floor laughing ing
"As is tradition in golf, he will return the tug from whence it came"
Don't have the game so I'm gonna try irl. Wish me luck.
So far ive just angerd the navy and Air Force
Wait a minute, GTA or Boat Golf?
@@Punched_Kuze Well I'll have to get a boat somehow, so both?
@@Punched_Kuze of course boat golf, gta would be like impossible smh🤦🏼♂️
@@pepe9022 how? you just gotta shoot people and steal cars.
"I'm smelling a hole in one."
_Shot 27_
And then he dies😂
Technically all of them are holes in one, since it’s one shot, he just retries a lot
He starts at the beginning of each hole, still a hole in one
"Micheal is talking with the management. He's using a seven iron."
@Kral The “I THINK I’LL USE A NINE IRON.” (inside joke)
me when
(inside joke)
(Inside joke)
(Inside joke)
...
(inside joke)
Inside Joke (music)
Doug’s saying “golf” so much it might as well be a voice challenge
Drinking game:
Take a shot every time Doug says “golf”
@@opalishmoth8591 I was planning to say that😂
I think he made it into one
GTA V but if Doug says "golf" a random boat falls from the sky
@@juicyjuustar121 Not random, Tug.
Real challenge:
How to play golf with a Boat using only your voice
Thomminator stop with spoilers
.... explained with foods
RUMP
blindfolded
Thomminator boost command being “golf” and his allowed to use a stop command “no golf” but only once per hole 🤔
I need a t shirt that says “I just need to play the best golf of my life!”
correction as a true fan of the noble art of boat golf. The phrase goes " We just need to play the best golf of my life" You sir, are the false boat golf prophet
MattManPlays False. The reference the shirt makes is to the wearer, as one person usually wears a t-shirt. I have not forgotten the true ways, I only refer their meanings to the self by replacing “we” with “I”
@@spencerdecker5296 You are a true plague on the boat-golfing community. Your ways of having a shirt worn by only one person at a time are preposterous. The two truest connoisseurs of boat-golfing, Spongebob and Patrick, always share a shirt when boat-golfing. Since then it has become an expected sign of respect for your executive tug and a duty towards your opponent and a duty to the boat helix golf fossil's true form too magnificent to name.
@@MattManPlays You are both fools. The original boat golf precedents were actually set by Great Douglas I, whom Doug is a descendant of. In his own statements and routines, he showed that only if golfing with the greatest friend should one wear a double shirt, however in the event of single man golfing it is still respectful to wear a single man shirt.
😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣
6:45 “and he’s gonna turn himself into a chimpanzee, just like uhh normal Gol-“ *epic music plays*
Yeah that’s what happened... what’s your point with this comment??
@@xrueaw5961 Chill he's just trying to make some highlights
Damn did we watch the same video or something
@@Punttipate62 idk, maybe
Damm all ya'll need to chill. They're just tryna make some highlights like damm
Imagine being in gta online and seeing a flying boat going form reservoir to reservoir
i'd piss myself laughing
Imagine being in gta online
Imagine being a civilian
Except this was singleplayer
@@immortalsun r/wooooosh
We need merch that says “I’ll just need to play the best golf of my life” on one side and “do any of you guys know where the golf course is” with a buckingham tug on the other
Take my money!!!
I love how the billboard on hole 2 was literally invisible until he hit it. its like it materialized there just to ruin Doug's day.
""Michael is just one stroke down" Yeah, I'm having a stroke here, too, buddy
stroke brothers 😝
It's crazy how this game came out 6 years ago and people are still coming up with fun things to do in it.
Nah, just Doug. The GTA TH-camrs are too busy clickbaiting with "mysteries"
Half Life and Doom: What you mean!
*Laughs in bethesda*
What about minecraft came out 10yrs ago
@@mrnolalife Minecraft is not even a fair comparison, like it's not just people coming up with fun things or a good modding community, it's fully alive with servers and updates as if it had just been released
Yea there’s planes and cars crashing into the ground everywhere
Just like normal golf
Hahahhaaha
Yeah, haven't you played golf?
Good thing i havw never playedd golf . sounds dangerus
@@spynyi if you pay them enough they aim at you
IrritatedOnion and in the 3rd hole blimps
This is very late, but I love how you punctuated each attempt with like Michael just casually playing normal golf. I don't know why that added so much to the video, but it did and it was great. You're the greatest youtuber on the platform, second only to the guy who has the world record on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.
my exact ranking
“Now for the final hole..”
*still 6 minutes left*
0:00-0:26 Circuit (Mario Kart 7) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
0:26-1:00 Light Plane (Vocal Mix) (Pilotwings) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
1:00-1:38 Cloudtop Cruise - Mario Kart 8
1:36-2:20 Circuit (Mario Kart 7) - Smash Bros. for Wii U (again)
2:20-2:50 Planet Colors - F-Zero GX
2:50-3:10 Light Plane (Vocal Mix) (Pilotwings) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
3:10-4:10 Cloudtop Cruise - Mario Kart 8 (again)
4:10-4:22 Light Plane (Vocal Mix) (Pilotwings) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
4:22-5:10 Cloudtop Cruise - Mario Kart 8 (again)
5:10-7:45 Big Blue - Mario Kart 8
7:45-8:05 Jogging / Countdown - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
8:05-9:56 Final Bowser Battle - Mario Galaxy 2
9:56-10:15 NOT SURE No idea
10:15-11:38 Minor Circuit Remix (Punch-Out!) - Smash Bros. for Wii U
11:38-11:52 Degroot Keep - Team Fortess 2
11:52-13:12 Cloudtop Cruise - Mario Kart 8 (again)
13:12-14:39 Bowser Battle 2 - Super Mario Odyssey
14:39-end Mario, World Traveller - Super Mario Odyssey
Please feel free to fill in the missing tracks if you know where they're from, I'll edit them in
7:45 Is the jogging theme from punch out
11:38-11:52 That's the sound that plays on DeGroot Keep in TF2
@@lucas9586 *(SCREAMING CHARGING SCOTTISH DRUNKARD)*
9:56 might be wrong but sounds like a smash 4 minigame theme. Maybe crazy hand theme??
@@lucas9586 thanks!
*violently dies by getting crushed by the boat*
“That’s golf”
It's strangely beautiful watching planes and blimps fall to the ground and explode around Doug as Mario Galaxy music plays in the background.
Doug: *summons satan from the underworld to be his caddy*
Also Doug: *T H A T S J U S T G O L F*
I'm afraid of what the next video is going to be
probably a twitch plays GTA V ?
Can you play boat golf in real life?
@@causinmink3102 yes but no
@@hippolyteseve7741 i hope so
Beating gta 5 without starting gta 5
What were the NPC’s saying when they see a god damn tugboat going at over 100mph in the air
“How’s the weather?”
“Boat.”
“What does that mean?”
There’s a boat.”
Well, theres moisture in the air, so why not?
Aw shit here we go again.
Must've been the wind
"how's the weather?"
"it's a bit moddy"
"you mean moody?"
"I know what I said"
*Buckingham tug falls and kills both*
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: Golf!"
- Doug, 2019
Genius.
I like how when Doug does a challenge like this he acts like this is a high stakes 100,000$ tournament when it’s just him making a TH-cam video with 0 stakes 😂
Every TH-camr with a beard: *EXISTS*
Dollar Shave Club: *Im boutta fund this mans whole video*
BleuTime even some that don’t have one
*and MatPat* 😂
@@charlotterhodes7359 matpat now has a beard.
@@Thestin ya ik I do watch his channels....
666th like 👍
when he started saying golf i thought he was using voice commands
Capn Cant Read me too
Same
Same mate
I love these older videos showing how Doug is funny on his own. Like, he's got Artificial intelligence and Twitch Chat and Parkzer, and he's obviously just a side character by now, but in his little low budget spin-off series here from 4 years ago, Doug is good at delivering his own jokes, coming up with gokd ideas and making it very fun!
This is how Skyrim was ment to be played
Wait...
*meant
Peter Pan: "Trust me, lost boys, I am steering this ship the RIGHT way, let's bounce on that thing over there."
This is the most entertaining golf ever has been and will ever be.
Wii sports
Naseer Williams was about to say :D
Naseer Williams hey! I’m a golfer
And I kind of agree
Mario golf on gameboy
Ian Raguse xD
12:24 it just keeps escalating I love it.
Taconator SAME
As a professional boat golfer, you play was sub par at best. I reccomend you use the APC to increase the durability of your boat, while also using other pools of water as stopping points, or even re-using holes.
I wonder how people pitch to their bosses that they should sponsor this man.
but clearly, they’re doing it right
"Listen I know he seems insane but people love insane these days"
With how many times he says golf, your think it was a voice command to make the boat boost forward lol
I love the part where Doug said, “It’s golfing time” and golfed all over the boats
His content has gotten so much better in 3 years and this is still golden.
I tried this in real life and now I'm under house arrest.
An experience I would never forget
Noob 😎
Real gamers don't get caught
@@quinn5213 Only elite gamers + madlads
My mum: take the trash out
Me: I’ll just need to play the best golf in my life.
At 11:06 after Doug says "Classic golf" Jesus T-poses. Coincidence? I think NOT!
14:59 "I said it before, and I'll say it again: *GOLF."*
-- Douglas Douglas, Winner of the 2019 Boat Golf Masters
Huh, I always thought this was the normal way to golf
Christopher Moon are you subbed to literally everybody I am?
Christopher, this is the normal way to play golf
He won, so he played this as he was supposed to. It is the normal way
FOUND YOU
It's like how ice hockey is just called hockey in places where the boring hockey isn't popular. Boat golf is just called golf in some parts of the world.
How the media pictures gamers: 12:51
What gamers actually do irl: 9:15
funny comment
@@toileg thank you.
Relatable
Basically
:)
This is the video that introduced me to DougDoug, and as a result it will forever be my favorite.
“That razors gonna cut through your hair, like a boat through air.”
“Now for the final hole!”
Seeing more than a quarter of the video left.
“Oh no”
“Just a normal day in Los Santos”
*flying tugboats*
I see nothing wrong there
As much as I like new Doug Doug videos, there's just something so endearing about old Doug Doug videos where he refers to himself in the third person lol.
I would love to see some professional speedruns of this.
"Some muggle could've seen you!"
@Tristan Armero Levasseur The virgin "lol" vs. the Chad "lmao"
@@ldbonq the virgin "lmao" vs the Chad "o;efghlinfgs"
@@rorycannon7295 keyspam = gay
@@ldbonq 1. gay isnt an insult.
2. you fool, every single keystroke was selected with the utmost care.
@@rorycannon7295 i was not using it as an insult, i was merely using it as an idication of sexuality
14:41 imagine if that plane came in several seconds earlier
Me: I wonder what's on TH-cam today...
TH-cam: CAN YOU PLAY GOLF WITH A BOAT IN GTA V
Me: Let me guess... Dougdoug
Doug: "I'm smelling a.. hole in one."
Screen: Hole 27
Also Doug: dies immediately
“I’m smelling a hole in one”
*Instantly Dies”
I'm making "That's just golf" apart of my many nonsensical sayings.
12:43
Even the cop had a golf club
The montage of him yelling “golf” was my favorite part
My favorite boat for golf is the Titanic.
For some reason it couldn’t leave the water.
10:25 imagine that you were in that plane, and u just see a friken boat in the sky crashing u
he just helped because you already wanted to kill everyone on board with that nosedive
Your last thought: Was that a boat...?
I got a golf ball midroll ad during this video. This is the only golf related anything I’ve ever watched on TH-cam.
12:03
Doug trying desperately to finish this
hackysphee in chat: imma write a whole essay on sporks
The editing is a masterpiece. And the new facial hair rocks.
8 hours ago wot?
Time traveller!!
how did you beat everyone else to first comment by 8 hours?
Patrons see the video early
“This is gonna take some Tiger Woods ass boat golf”
Yeah.. he said that..?
Joe M. R/ ill fucking beet your ass
If this became a widely recognised sport imagine the crazy strate and trickshots people would make
9:15 what I see when I play golf
9:22 what the golf ball sees
Are we not acknowledging the fact that its literally raining planes from the sky?
What? Thats normal
Seems like alot of sky traffic
Just like normal golf
You know gta v is based on Los Angeles right?
@@ProfessionalBabyEater true. LA is pretty crazy.
"Oh this works too!"
*Boat dramatically explodes*
golf.
The billboard at 2:20 literally says "Misfortune." How right it is.
billboard? timestamp is wrong
@@Doctor_Straing_Strange yeah, i think he meant 2:14
@@derpydqelinuent ah yeah lmao thanks
Going through all your videos. You’re zany and I love it. Thank you
Just like normal golf, there are planes slamming into the ground everywhere
You ain't playing it the way the creators intended it if the full game doesn't cost over 10 million dollars.
I thought his dad was just standing in the background for a solid minute lol
yeah lol
I love the editing when you showed clips of normal gta golf and then boat golf
I just started watching your videos and I’m really glad I found you
Boomer: gta makes people violent!!
GTA Players: Can you play golf with a boat in Gta 5?
Golf with a boat is like one of the most violent things you can do in gta
@@bman7346 No. The most violent thing you can do in gta is throw a ball for chop.
@@Bored_Zomb wow you're right
Next episode "how doing golf with boats, with you voice commands, causes global warming"
@@pokkiheart And explained with food
@@Vazelos In Real Life
doug makes the hole..... THEN BEARS! THEY ATTACK THE TUGBOAT! the bears will eat good tonight
@@Jabooty_Williams *The bears walk away*
this is like the 4th video ive whatched amazing man that deserves a sub especially the video where you had to drive around the whole map without saying cop
The floating tug and Jesus just chillin was amazing
Is anyone going to talk about DougDoug shaving his beard and having a mustache?
Money is good but dollars have stuff has kill dougdoug beautiful beard so we need to kill them back
Mamma mia!
He looked best with the goatee
Yeah I was just lookinf for this comment. He was better beforeee
Dollar Shave Club
"You just line your boat up and boost your boat into the air", I am not so sure you can put boats in air doug...
th-cam.com/video/W9p0tDq-DrI/w-d-xo.html
@@thegingerlumberjack I stand corrected
Silly mortal.
I'd love to watch golf where after the golfer finishes using a specific club, he just sighs, and melts it back down into molten metal from whence it came.
Damn he cut his facial hair for the sponsor, commitment.
Person: So I heard you play *golf
DougDoug: Yes. But its complicated...
How do you play gold?
@M- Mark *Found my mistake
Someone: can youplay golf
Dougdoug: well yes, but actually no.
Thank you for answering the questions we didn't know we had
The commentary is honestly the best i've ever heard at any golf event
What if you did a slide with just your voice for the ice montano in twighlight princess(Zelda)
Bless the lord and savior, Danny DeVito watching over DougDoug make a PlugPlug with a TugTug.
Edit: @6:40, did he just call himself Dog?
no he said doug
@@kringeralcatros937 definitely said dog
@@pandacrazy3005 ohm lemme hear it againw
These videos are top tier fresh af creative comedic genius
I like how its absolutely chaos then him playing a calming game of golf
Whenever I play golf. I make absolutely sure that there a planes crashing into the course. Otherwise I'm not playing golf
Are the planes just a formality now?
Why are there so many planes falling?
@@stevoisiak cuz they arnt taking off, duuuh
Fireworks for landing the holes.
I spent 5 minutes replaying the song at 11:37 because I couldn't remember where I heard it. DeGroot Keep is best map.
My friend: So what kind of sport do you like
Me: It's complicated
😐😐😐
People In the 1960s: *We’re gonna have flying cars in the future!*
DougDoug: *Good guess but actually no*
Next Part, Can you play golf with a boat, only using your voice in GTA 5 ?
Explained with food
but the only command is boost
there's something so magical about seeing a rusty, battered up tugboat fly through the air, weirdly floaty
RIP friend, you helped us when we needed you the most, we love you tug tug
"frankly, this would make real golf actualy fun to watch" 😂😂😂