Using a Battle Simulator to prove USA is better than EU
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"We didn't commit any war crimes, those children were Croatian"
- DougDoug 2023
Average Serb
He has that Balkan mindset
As a Serbian I can confirm that he is indeed spitting facts
dougdoug je srbija
Da mi smi volimo Doug
“Why didn’t the guns work” is the most American thing to say
Canada
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“ Can i get a cuppa tea?0 is the most british thing to say
@@slippanda6801why did you have to dirty this comment with a mention of the brits
@@ric270the only thing more dirty then the comment are the Brits teeth
Nothing beats watching Dougdoug put the ranged units on the frontline, unmatched strategic brilliance
Really the Hannibal of Americans
the americans didnt notice at all so its their fault really
As a greek person, i am very proud of my boys Zeus and the Minotaur, being MVPs
Ναι ρε φίλε!
@@philipposlyparakis3904 Σκίζουμε!
Έτσι
Ναι!
It's actually Nicola Tesla's dog.
The US losing and only getting more patriotic is the most American thing I've ever seen as a European
We love our country. 'Merica
We just hate the shit politicians in the government that run it.
As a murican I agree
We had the freedom to lose you’re just jealous
That can't be the most American thing, because we Americans never lose! 🫡🫡🫡🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
This is quite literally the reaction of the British in World War 2
Reapers losing while a European viewer reads the Union Treaty is truly one of the most moments of all time
With Rule Britannia in the background too.
@@thescooshinator only wayt it could've been better is if it had been Ode to Joy instead
I’m ya lo
B mm nnbz
@@thescooshinator the levels of irony bro. this hurts my soul
@@thescooshinator Well that just makes sense. We may not be European any more, but we'll fight on their side in this war - after all, the only people who get to kick France's arse is us.
22:08 I love the irony of the nation anthem of the United Kingdom being played while the treaty of the Union of European States is being read out.
As a proud member of the United Kingdom, I agree!
That's not the national anthem, it's oh britania. The national anthem is god save the queen (or king now i suppose).
The hobbits at the end grabbing each other's fun zones made me realize something. We've lost sight of what matters. War never changes, but love is healing. Love CAN bloom on the battlefield
o7
their WHAT
Love can pay for amercan health insurance
@@TordBot69fun zones
@@MailMainbutnot (if only boys could grab MY fun zone)
I find it funny that the US started losing the instant they turned away from Musketmen.
Literally the final battle was the one where musketeers would’ve helped the most. I’m pretty sure one musketeer shot would’ve instantly killed the cannons, but nooo, the last guy just had to use reapers.
@@TheYeetedMeat also when europe used reapers muskets would have won because reapers are low hp
@@TheYeetedMeatAre you saying OUR SWEET AMERICAN GENERALS ARE IN THE WRONG?? These were battles which clearly labled as “totally accurate” and these men risked their valiant lives for us.
(btw im Australian)
@@thatsguy1111 Australia? You mean hotter, bigger New Zealand right?
@@TheYeetedMeat
Nah Australia is like an inbred UK.
For anyone who disputes these results, just remember that “totally accurate” is in the name
EUROPE! EUROPE!
MERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 RAHHHHHHHHHH
Oh shit, I checked, and this comment is totally accurate!
Rigged
@@valerius88 Oh shit, i checked and this reply is totally accurate!
As a Canadian, I have never felt more patriotic to be European
@@TheSithStick yes we won
@Supsilon it never said North American, but it did say USA, meaning I'm counting us as European in this event
If Google Is to be believed, Canada was originally colonized by French people, so you could side with the European side
Canada is in America. I have unfortunate news about which team you'd be on
@@tadesubaru1383 that would count a country like Brazil, and might I remind you us Canadians burned the White House, as well?
21:20 Doug (or his editor) letting a pizza fly across the screen, a litteral Italian food, as well as showing a HAMBURGer, is very funny to me.
Also at 23:11 "Watching football" - shows eu football (or soccer on murica language) on the screen.
yeah they stole almost all of the food they proclaim as their own,and the rest is not popular across their whole country(i wonder why)
hambuger=germany
hotdog=germany
macaroni n cheese=britain
pizza= italy
gunpowder=china
A lot of American culture is taking and altering other culture’s things, so in these foods can be American in this context
Both the modern pizza and hamburger were first created in America and then reimported back into Europe.
@@andrewr7642 Right I forgot about that part
America's reaction to every threat is more guns and bombs. Truly an accurate portrayal
As an American, I can confirm that we respond with war crimes and unnecessary violence whenever faced with a problem. God bless America!🔫🇺🇸
Lol
@@joeisdude perfectly necessary violence either they threaten our freedom or arent important kinda like europe
Sounds like a liberal cissy to me 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
RAAHHH 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲
first, you hit us with a whole pajama Sam documentary, and then literally the next day we get another video? Absolutely amazing.
its almost as if he has a team of editors that work really hard or something
I literally just got done watching the Pajama Sam video LOL
Rest in peace 24...
I know1!1!1!!11
@@krns1695 He got more editors for the editor dungeon
“It’s not a war crime the first time”
-Canada literally the entirety of WWII
It's almost poetic how this ended with them conquering death itself.
One thing Europe is good at is poetry
@@Mentelgen-1337 And conquering
@@mrult28 well not really depending on which country conquers what
Reading out the EU treaty whilst kicking American ass in the final round is an immense power move
"Hey America can I copy your homework?"
"Yeah sure just change it up a bit"
The EU treaty:
To a non EU member national anthem as well
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle same for Americans founding civilization I wonder if they saw some homework before lol
@@Cod__FishWhat does that even mean
@@Cod__Fish that would work if Americans copied European feudalism, but unfortunately they didn't.
As an Aussie, I feel like a child of divorcing parents.
Feeling like we shouldn't be there but still are, standing, silently in the corner
We've been a part of Europe since Eurovision - well done fellow Europeans ✊️
We will take care of you. And the most import thing, its not your fault.
We both still love you, we just now absolutely hate each other.
Imagine how us Canadians feel.
"THEY SHOT DEATH WITH A FUCKIN' CANNON!"
You're gddamn right we did, god rest the queen and her abundance of cannons.
one of rhe rare few times i enjoyed a sponsor segment because of doug's personality being a good way for a sales pitch
The Norwegian very accurately represented all Norwegians
As epected from people of the 3rd most popular scand country.
@@raketensven3127 4th. Fins are cooler. PERKELE is too iconic
@@stanisawzokiewski3308Finland is not scandinavian tho
@@raketensven3127 shots fired
@@stanisawzokiewski3308and Simo Hayha is more well-known than the entirety of Norwegian war history
Didn't expect Doug to start Daily Uploading but there is nothing wrong with more Doug.
he said he had like 8 videos ready for release
@@Cyr_vLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is a pretty old stream, actually
Probably just stacked up some videos, because Pajama Sam is far younger than this one
I think this was originally going to be a DougDougDoug video but the sponsor wanted it to be on his main channel. This video had less editing and no overarching story, like a DougDougDoug video, just fun Doug.
*dougloading
0:40 not only saluting with his left hand, but also with his palm facing away. We are not britain my brother😂
8:16
'Baldoug"
'Bald Doug'
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, DOUG IS BALD
Funniest part for me about that stream, was opening it up at the end, and being chosen to substitute Doug. I absolutely had no idea wtf was going on.
Thank you chatter for the 3 dollars
Was that fly ever taken care of??
Lmao how’s that pact with Canada going?
You did well though lol
Dude you were hilarious. Favorite part of the video honestly.
Was hilarious 😂
"Europeans will win so hard Americans demand a recount!" That was comedy gold, it had me rolling!
It killed me, mostly because of the terrible healthcare here
@@placeholderdoe Yeah, Lol!
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light"
~ Plato
@@philosophy_bot4171shut up plato davinci would beat you with his AMERICAN tank
@@placeholderdoethe healthcare aint bad, its just way to expensive
DougDoug is my new favorite channel to binge lmao
Your content is so good :)
23:12, I am happy and surprised Doug showed an image of actual football and not American hand egg.
Fun Fact: In the original stream, Doug had said that as a reward for whoever wins the challenge, the residents of their country will be moved to the Attic from the Basement, but everyone forgot about that.
Edited for clarification: Since the Europeans won, they get to go to the Attic.
"Forgot"
Did doug just casually call the EU a country?
@@Augenmann2yes
Obviously you move the whole continent to the attic
Then they fight there
Jesus, you know you can take a break after a 2 and a half hour masterpiece?
editors?
Talking more to the team than just Doug, prob should have said you guys
This video felt more like a DougDougDoug video then a DougDoug.
I heard Doug has decided to merge the two channels… again
@@silvervader9782
really?
We need a part 2
Me after hearing Doug say that America award founded in 1726: how can you be so confident yet so wrong?
murica, fuck yeah
The fact Robyn (EU) literally didn't know how to play TABS but somehow managed to secure a win for Europe is a power move 🔥🔥🔥
Weakest European player:
@@zengjiachen7878and strongest win
Yet he gave the most competent army layout out of anyone
@@wet0wlTbh Valkyries and Minotaurs seem very broken
It was probably because the Dragons on the USA side were hopping for no reason.
After that ending I just want to see a stream where chat takes turns as the “host” and they have to explain what Doug is doing on screen. 😅
No
Yes
Nes
Oes
Yo
Watching your vids never cease to chear me right up
Not even a minute in and it's already pure chaos😂
10:28 can we just talk about how hard the image of a single farmer fighting zeus and 3 ballistae is?
We need artwork of this epic moment in history
It was so epic I was convinced he could do it for a second
@@plugshirt1762sadly for him he couldn't do it.
@@robert.7230 I will always put my money on him though.
If it was a hardworking farmer vs the gods and devils. I put my money to his pitchfork 10 times outta 10
@@robert.7230 he was giving off complete mumen rider vibes. It’s always more epic watching look at the impossible odds stacked against them and not giving it a second thought as they charge into battle than a fight where someone is sure they can win
For the audio listeners, Douglas invaded Europe in real life
As a blind audio listener, I enjoyed reading this comment
@@tacotuttleH O W
@@aranclovepresumably European magic.
@@aranclovebrail displays
I really enjoyed this video you deserve a sub
There is a single moment where you can see in doug both the mock distress of having the anthem interrupted and the sheer joy of knowing it was interrupted in the most comically valuable way
I loved the animation for the American and European tabs characters in-between the matches. Give this money to the editors
Doug programmed that in
Doug didn't program that in, he programmed the animations for selected users' hat messages. The transition animation was edited in, it was not present during the stream.
18:53
Mum, I'm famous!
Being able to be a part of this was so much fun and I'm proud to have represented Europe in this incredibly important and easy to follow battle
God damn valerkies
@@Notcreative6331 valerkies and Hobbies
@@Robyn_iz_Hereall thanks to magic hat
!europe
So, when can us Canadians not have to deal with the state people?
everytime Doug/dougs editor uses xenoblade music i get incredible confussed for half a second and then super happy
Tournament bracket with more countries would be epic sauce 🔥
Every time DougDoug does one of these competitions it always goes stupid. I love it.
bro you haven't even watched it
@@awsomema50n79yes I have.
@@weskintime4177 how if at the time it had come out one minute ago
@@awsomema50n79maybe he watched the stream or vod
@@zzskyninjazz1821 oh there was a stream
I cannot say how proud this made me as a European, seeing all these historically accurate battles played out brought a tear to my eye.
And yet, who is the one with oil?
@@thegoldenraysoftheglorious1180Norway?
@@lama99654 not after we make up a reason to go to war with them and steal it, nerd.
@@thegoldenraysoftheglorious1180 Yikes
@@ACatwithayoutubechannel and none of those are part of the EU?
i love the Shovel Knight Showdown trailer music at the start
The persona music in round 8 go hard tho
The 2 hour video came out yesterday and this is already out wow props to the editors
fr fr
This stream was like 2 months ago tho so they had time to edit sndstuff
The editors are so smfhagzha POG
ive always thought that dogdog's creativity combined with TABS's chaos would always make for banging content
-E.O. Wilson (1929-2021)
“If all humankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago. If insects were to vanish, the world would collapse into chaos.”
He has a ton of vods on his other channels
Who is this dogdog you speak of?
@@Dude-vq3oeDougDoug's dog
That ending is my favourite
The healthcare running gag was pure gold!
I love being Canadian feeling like a bystander
Same
As someone from South America, I sat down with my Popcorn ready.
True, although I was honestly rooting for Europe.
It's the cold war all over again.
same bro
I almost died of European pride at my people’s victory, luckily the hospital trip was free now time to eat pastries, paella, chocolate, pasta, pizza and assorted teas and biscuits to celebrate
Too bad the hospital trip took 3 and a half months and you hit a land mine in Croatia on the way there.
@@Orto4956 I'm patient
Agreed
@@Orto4956 better than the 6 months and 250k $ in america just to be told that american hospitals dont have the means to treat you and also you are out of system
@@cooltwittertag Man good thing I nor anyone else I have met in America has ever waited six months for the hospital, spent anywhere even near 250k, or 50k for that matter (including cancer treatments and car crash related injuries.) Not to mention that no hospital is ever going to tell you that they will not treat you, especially since that any major hospital is absolutely going to have the means to treat you even better than in Europe (I say that as someone who has lived in both America and the EU.)
My new favorite Doug quote "Mammoths can't get the bubonic plauge"
21:43 Maiden Voyage from Sea of Thieves! Would love to see DougDoug play that game btw
For the last one, as soon as he said _"all reapers"_ I knew America was fucked. You do not go into a melee fight with the pirate queen, she can absolutely send those 3 reapers back to the underworld they crawled out of no contest, the rest of the army was basically decoration.
The funny thing is the three Cannons were the ones who defeated the Reapers. Really show that you need artillery range to kill a Reaper in TABs.
@magnusvonbraun9870 if one reaper dies, others die with it too, but so would anyone near said reapers, so range is very important
Reapers look like they’re terrific in killing large crowds of small enemies, but not that good against a few strong ones
Lizzy ftw o7
@@foximacentauri7891 it depends on one main factor, if it can be impaled
As someone who has watched many DougDoug TABS VODs, I will always die inside when he puts Deadeyes so close to the front
Doug your killing me here with the inaccuracies 2:53
As an Asian, I salute my European neighbors
It really felt like Europe was carrying the asian army over to some battles
as an asian i dont
@@mattemathias3242colonization baby
as a european, wassup man
Let’s not forget the firework archers and dragons are brought from asia
I love how when Doug’s doing the ad read and introduces Parkzer, parkzer immediately teleports off screen and literally dies
as an European I would just like to say it was rigged as we didn't get free healers every round.
To quote the re4 merchant gun rhymes with fun for a reason
This is dudemanrb here, it was an honor to serve as an american general! My friend actually saw this and showed me it so I got to show him I was a part of it, it was an amazing time!
Damn, as a Swiss i am so proud that our national anthem got picked to represent Europe! So proud🫡
I am french but I can't help but agree that this anthem was the only tune worthy of representing our noble continent.
@@Kiwi-fl8teIt's the only Nation that truly understands the French. Also, I'm sorry. I think they sell a cream for that now.
@@mandowarrior123 How dare you make fun about the Fresh, ah I mean French. Only the Germans, British, half of Africa, Indochina, Spain, Netherlands and everybody else is allowed to do that.
o7
@@Dat_Metall_AugeFrance is massively cucked. Nothing really French about them anymore
it was riged yet we still won
6:28 nice Omega Strikers music 10/10
“I’m going to try to not show my bias as an American”
*proceeds to salute to the national kazoo anthem
I preferred the non biased btw proceeds to read the declaration ending with shoot the fuck out of those Europeans lol
Yeah that was the joke
@@yeetingat100subs9 yeah I think it's clear to everyone it's a joke it was funny
@@Cod__Fish His comment simply just repeated the joke that was already told in the video. Pointless comment, we all already watched the video
What a proud day to be a European
And there there's Russia, an enemy to everyone expect Australia, apparently
Some day we'll find a cure for being European. Godspeed until then
Me to
Gahbless europe
Are Canadians allowed to join the European team? We do border Denmark.
The Editor is extremely cultured using Omega Strikers OST
In the last battle the reapers has a chain reaction. When they die they implode and one imploded, killing the one next to it, it imploded, killing the one next to it and it was over.
Doug screaming "God bless America" gives the most classic uncle vibe ever
You're like the third Heisenberg account I've seen, wtf is going on.
Ayo, dougdoug playing tabs is nice
Now I want to see Sam vs Napolean in this game. You probably just have to set the prices of all the units in the code which could be tedious though.
As an Australian, this is the equivalent of that meme with Tom laughing at Jerry fighting that dog
Doug streams are something else, its so chaotic and the chat is actually involved and its great.
one of the straegys that coul;d have been used should havce been the clamand cheerleader combo, its basically unstoppable if set correctly
Having Doug fall into silence and mild confusion at the mention of PR was very 'murican
The Minotaur VS Zeus showdown something something out of ancient Greek legend
💀
Gotta love how Doug places units with little to no regard for actual tactical positioning
Is there any tactics in tabs
@@treedude4246 for one, not placing people right in front of guns
@@treedude4246 You ain't putting sarissas in front of shield bearers
The 3-7 reading of the ancient text got me so hard
I demand a rematch
Doug on fire with quality videos, love to see it!
-Belva Lockwood (1830 -1917)
“We have ten statues to the soldier where we have one to the peace activist.
Tenemos diez estatuas para el soldado donde tenemos una para el activista por la paz.”
Was not expecting DougDoug to play TABS even though it's a game that fits him well!
He has done a LOT of TABS streams in the past.
Yeah, Tons of Tabs Stuff on the VODD channel, Battle bets and what not
Really? I haven't seen any TABS streams but I've seen a lot of others.
Casually enjoying this video and then realizing that there's a bunch of tracks from Omega Strikers playing in the background...it was a surprise, but a welcome one.
We need a sequel!
You can't just release 2 bangers back to back. Also I am proud of all european generals in this video. You really showed america who's boss
It just brings happiness to my heart to see other people play tabs it's such an amazing game and I'm also such a nerd for this game I know all the flaws and strategies
Parkzer never dies in those games it was probably some other sorcerer
Rip dark peasant
@@human2672I stopped following TABS a long time ago, so I honestly thought that the Reaper was the new Dark Peasant.
I thought: what?! Is this allowed?! It's going to be a massacre!
And then it got shot and died.
No way someone at blizzard was like "yea, let's sponsor DougDoug"
As a true American once said
If gun doesn't work
Shit
14:16 God’s teeth is the HARDEST username I’ve ever seen
4:39 "Leonardo da Vinci saves America" is the title of the new Bill and Ted movie
I like how Dug makes both sides start within 5 feet of the enemy, optimal placement is definitely nose-to-nose
Im suprised how two of the tts people are not dissing each other lmao
Sometimes I wonder what is going on in Doug's life to make him come up with an idea like this....
Probably gets ideas from friends and community
Doug's chat has quite a history of EU vs NA banter. Most notably there have been multiple streams where he first makes a mode (e.g. Skyrim or GTA) for a challenge, and then actually does the challenge, but the programming part had more viewers than the actual challenge because all the Europeans went to bed. Doug now claims that any unfun challenges come from European who are just there for the programming and will soon go to bed anyways.
A completely unrelated development was that Doug wanted to play around with better TTS, e.g. to play D&D with random chat members. Note that this video still uses the 'default' TTS voice but does allow 'drunk' and 'sigh'; this is a quite old recording since he now has e.g. a TTS that speaks with his voice (though chat cannot control that one).
It is most surprising since he is busy killing all my brothers! Babagabooooosshhhh
Wow, I can't believe this got finally made into a TH-cam video. Watched the VOD like 3 month ago. Tabs needs some more appearences on your main channel.
That Diablo IV ad has aged like warm milk left behind the furnace.
Aged like a coke left in a car in the middle of summer for a week
I love that the us was winning at first then got too drunk and it went down hill from there
I actually love the end bit, I think a costream with a chatter could be hilarious
Doug: "No, it sounds heroic!"
Hobbits: **confused kuriboh noises**
Funny how the hobbits looked like fighting with pillow hands