I'm trying to take a bath, but Twitch Chat keeps assassinating me. (Red Dead Redemption 2 Mods)

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  • Twitch Chat can mod my Red Dead 2 game WHILE I'm playing. Can I finish a hot a bath?
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  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7351

    What if
    You wanted to take a bath
    But God said
    “Tahiti”

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      He said Tahiti was the place gods take baths

    • @mgiselaf2182
      @mgiselaf2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Guarma be like: *T A H I T I*

    • @yukkahiro
      @yukkahiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ZA WARUDO

    • @mrsmartii9979
      @mrsmartii9979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But chat said
      chat: Tahiti

    • @BorflesTheGnome
      @BorflesTheGnome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And the lord dutch said Tahiti and guarma was renamed

  • @sci_pain3409
    @sci_pain3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7166

    chat spamming screenshot on naked arthur is the greatest accomplishment to ever be accomplished

    • @johngonzalez2554
      @johngonzalez2554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Did arthur have a schlong

    • @jetfox4091
      @jetfox4091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@timmys1968 proof ;)

    • @Jitatman
      @Jitatman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Watch the twitch stream vods

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@johngonzalez2554 asking all of the most important questions

    • @yourvirtualdad
      @yourvirtualdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it's smoothed over i think

  • @soursylveon4784
    @soursylveon4784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10206

    Maybe it’s just me, but the definition of humor is when Arthur keeps getting beaten up, but each hit knocks a completely different hat off of his head

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +667

      He's like: "Keep punchin', boah! Ah got at least 20 moah hats in mah inventoreh!"

    • @dragontooth1582
      @dragontooth1582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      13 fucking hats

    • @absilint1318
      @absilint1318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      I got 57 more goddamn hats in this 4 hat inventory

    • @disnagburnazog9552
      @disnagburnazog9552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      YES

    • @grellsutcliffe8265
      @grellsutcliffe8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      "shadow you fool, I HAVE 70 ALTERNATE HATS!!"

  • @HabetVI
    @HabetVI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4542

    "You blocked the entire fucking road and now I'm in Tahiti with the Irish man!"
    Truly a great sentence

    • @imreallytired7335
      @imreallytired7335 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      15:05 Easily the funniest part of the video

    • @notjimpickens7928
      @notjimpickens7928 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The worst part is that the guy who gets spawned isnt irish, hes scottish.
      Thats why hes mad, everyone keeps calling him a leprechaun

    • @leaheppes2805
      @leaheppes2805 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s a guy from van horn

    • @user-qu3jt2ql1v
      @user-qu3jt2ql1v 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That scottish fence owner who keep getting called a irish:(Rages in bagpipes)

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @notjimpickens79288 No wonder he kept hitting Doug, seeing as Doug kept calling him an Irishman

  • @UhhhhhWav
    @UhhhhhWav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5732

    “ARTHURS NAKED,”
    “THERE IS A LADY HELPING”
    “I AM TAKING A BATH.”
    “LETS FUCKING GO.”

  • @harperstephens2640
    @harperstephens2640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    I don’t know why but seeing a cowboy be punched so hard his hat fell off only for him to have another identical hat on underneath had me in tears. the littered hats surrounding them at the end of the fight truly sent me

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Have you ever gotten punched so hard it knocked the hat out of you?

    • @Not-The-Fox
      @Not-The-Fox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      The best part is the final uppercut, hat flying in the air, with the slow mo and fade to black-and-white with Arthur falling to the ground hat still on his head.

    • @cctaryn576
      @cctaryn576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      can u put down a timestamp? at that point i was laughing too much to pay attention lmao

    • @Not-The-Fox
      @Not-The-Fox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@cctaryn576 15:40

    • @veerdotmp3
      @veerdotmp3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found the cowboy's great great great great great grandson th-cam.com/video/fbz9yCBtUQE/w-d-xo.html

  • @Freakboy484
    @Freakboy484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    "I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon" must be the best sentence I've ever heard in my life

    • @DatBoi07
      @DatBoi07 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what I'm saying!!!!!

    • @retrosquire7606
      @retrosquire7606 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      1.5k likes and one reply? Let me fix that.

    • @drcool14
      @drcool14 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Timestap?

    • @OilyOaf
      @OilyOaf 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@retrosquire7606shut up

    • @thrillho4209
      @thrillho4209 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@drcool1417:44

  • @proximacentauri2684
    @proximacentauri2684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    18:00 when he's slowly ascending the stairs with the music blaring and reality folding in on itself, desperately seeking a good bathe was incredible.

    • @chinnerorigami9105
      @chinnerorigami9105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you know what the song is?

    • @ByteOfCake
      @ByteOfCake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I literally had to stop at 19 minutes because I was laughing so hard

    • @ianforeman549
      @ianforeman549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@chinnerorigami9105 (bit late, but its Inherit the Stars (Final Battle) from demon x machina

    • @chinnerorigami9105
      @chinnerorigami9105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ianforeman549 I ended up finding it a couple of days later, thanks anyway though.

  • @leon8847
    @leon8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3600

    "if you never leave the bath, you've never taken the bath"
    Confused Schroedinger Noises

    • @THE_AceOfSarcasm
      @THE_AceOfSarcasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      That is true... If you think about it, you can't say you've TAKEN a bath. As far as you're concerned, you're still TAKING one...

    • @supremememersnoke7350
      @supremememersnoke7350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jean-Paul Marat: Are you sure about that?

    • @goose9514
      @goose9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@THE_AceOfSarcasm the farthest ive taken a bath is out the junk yard

    • @THE_AceOfSarcasm
      @THE_AceOfSarcasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@goose9514
      I take a bath in nothing but pure bleach. I also take a sip before I get in, just because.

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I cant even take a bath >:(

  • @null708
    @null708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5644

    Doug: *tries to take bath *
    Twitch comments: So you have chosen Tahiti

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      >twitch comments
      you're going to brazil

    • @ancis1327
      @ancis1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *_screenshot_*

    • @kuronanestimare
      @kuronanestimare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @Darrin Gambone Twitch Chat is brain dead until they can fuck with their streamer or choose to murder something, at which point all of their brain cells combine into some reason Galaxy Brain.

    • @Kvitravn.
      @Kvitravn. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      DOUG! we have a GOD DAMN PLAN! Mango's in Tahiti!

    • @Soundwave45681
      @Soundwave45681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s a magical place
      PLEASE tell me some people get the reference

  • @kevindenis9551
    @kevindenis9551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    The end of attempt number four made it look like Aurthur was just imagining himself taking a nice bath with a beautiful lady taking care of him. And in reality he’s in the middle of nowhere going insane. Gotta love events like these.

  • @Omni_Studios__
    @Omni_Studios__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    When Arthur is slowly walking up the stairs while absolute chaos is happening all around him, it reminds me of that one scene scene from pirates of the caribbean

    • @lzrshark617
      @lzrshark617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YES

    • @shadowgirlm6446
      @shadowgirlm6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “It’s just good business”

    • @sweetcoincidence4048
      @sweetcoincidence4048 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@shadowgirlm6446 "It's just a good bath"

    • @nikkifish
      @nikkifish ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “The calamity will come” /reference

  • @redgrapes7546
    @redgrapes7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4832

    "In Tahiti with an Irishman" would be a pretty great song title.

    • @miss_baphomet
      @miss_baphomet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      sounds like a jimmy buffet song

    • @prismaticc_abyss
      @prismaticc_abyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Or a gay romance movie

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Or a novel

    • @124Nightwing
      @124Nightwing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Sounds like a parody of “Englishman in New York”

    • @Sooboo
      @Sooboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @stef248
    @stef248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5728

    seeing doug almost finishing the bath with two stage coaches and multiple horses in the room and suddenly operating a cannon while naked is so surreal

    • @thealkymyst
      @thealkymyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Its the weirdest case of deja vu I think I've ever had. I could swear I watched this video back in March. Touch worrisome.

    • @Jakentosh
      @Jakentosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      wouldnt believe you if i hadnt watched the video myself

    • @windedrhino8513
      @windedrhino8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is kinda sad because it was realesed like 2 years ago and i beat it in 7 months but yah

    • @cupofcoco8948
      @cupofcoco8948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thealkymyst It happened like 2 months ago on twitch

    • @Jelte_Dijkmans
      @Jelte_Dijkmans 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      carl*

  • @jaevernyong826
    @jaevernyong826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Twitch chat almost assassinated me by making me laugh so hard that I can’t breathe when they teleported Arthur on the streets when he was taking a bath

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr

    • @BasicViewer
      @BasicViewer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Twitch chat murdered you (an important person) for political and/or religious reasons?

  • @cdgames69
    @cdgames69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "Hey, this is DougDoug, and we solve problems that no one has"
    This is probably the most true this has ever been
    I can see a situation in which someone would want to see what the strongest animal is
    I can see a situation in which someone would want to know the fastest way to get from Point A to Point B
    Even the random enemy spawn could prepare a person for surprise attacks
    ... I don't think I could ever see a situation where God would try to stop me from taking a bath

    • @shoyru266
      @shoyru266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Don't forget about the abundance of teleporting to Tahiti

    • @elmatapacos7441
      @elmatapacos7441 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      chances are very low,but NEVER 0

    • @MarkoIronFist
      @MarkoIronFist ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elmatapacos7441 I have checked apparently the odds of stopping time is not actually 0 like I thought due to the event horizon in black holes

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not yet.

  • @unintentionally_edgy5867
    @unintentionally_edgy5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2706

    “Why is there a horse and carriage in here?” “WASh ME WOMAN”

    • @gabenight7
      @gabenight7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      "Don't look at them. Look at me."

  • @datcat7404
    @datcat7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5629

    I like to imagine that “the guy” is the reality police coming to beat Arthur up after breaking the space time continuum.

    • @Jovialist
      @Jovialist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ya made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @Joe-my6go
      @Joe-my6go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      (Sorry for making this reference)
      But it’s kinda like those time-keepers from Rick-and-morty
      Those float-ey dudes with meatball lookin heads

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He kinda looks like the hobo from some of Door Monster's sketches

    • @saucefan1614
      @saucefan1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You’re right it does look like him

    • @LilRu446
      @LilRu446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn pfp twins

  • @NICK....
    @NICK.... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    The fact that this game hasn't crashed after all of that fuckery is impressive

    • @Holynoelle
      @Holynoelle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That's what a good engine is capable of. Bethesda need to take lessons.

  • @Lycan4
    @Lycan4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "The teleporting shouldn't happen too frequently."
    Chat: Have you ever been to Tahiti? It's a magical place.

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Stolen comment

  • @exodiusgames6021
    @exodiusgames6021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Now imagine seeing Arthur running around screaming about needing a bath as all god damn hell breaks loose around him, and then he just disappears. Meanwhile, in Tahiti, a strange man appears out of nowhere and is beaten to death by an Irishman.

    • @czha8329
      @czha8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And the Irishman appeared outa nowhere.

    • @AdventureHusky
      @AdventureHusky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This sounds like an amazing Webcomic of the misadventures of a Cowboy

  • @bastionunitb7388
    @bastionunitb7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12213

    watching aurthur slowly walk up the stairs as the world crumbles around him while the most intense trumpet music plays has got to be the funniest thing i've ever seen

    • @dannyboy4682
      @dannyboy4682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      reminds me of that scene in one of the pirates of the Caribbean films that was turned into a meme, where the dude is walking through the shit calmly as its being blasted by cannons

    • @jenkinsfamily2229
      @jenkinsfamily2229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Lord Beckett? Yeah that scene is cool

    • @unoriginalcopy9844
      @unoriginalcopy9844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      rdr2 mods are one of the best things god has given to mankind

    • @dustychimp1171
      @dustychimp1171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      what is that song

    • @Interesting-kr8hb
      @Interesting-kr8hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dustychimp1171 Look at the credits

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I love that, even when Doug wins, he pretty much always comes up with a new challenge to give chat another chance to screw with him.
    I love that. ^^

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Now I'm in Tahiti with the Irishman" that's how every great story ends

  • @McNugNug255
    @McNugNug255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2286

    "Why is he a bear?" the innocent bystander asks curiously.
    "GOOD QUESTION" the loud streamer yells menacingly

    • @dvys4558
      @dvys4558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Lol" says this comment's replier says without emotion

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Time?

    • @McNugNug255
      @McNugNug255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      14:23

    • @lunaponta594
      @lunaponta594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "GOOD QUESTION" the streamer replies, calmly

    • @doomslayer5897
      @doomslayer5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andy dwyer

  • @felixroux
    @felixroux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2529

    "I swear to God, if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon..."
    - DougDoug

    • @covnterfeit
      @covnterfeit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      -Carl*

    • @diegodelgadillo8096
      @diegodelgadillo8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@covnterfeit Shhhhhhhhhh

    • @sunkruhmhalaci2592
      @sunkruhmhalaci2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      r/brandnewsentence material. Like so much on this channel.

    • @BenM.Davies
      @BenM.Davies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Why is he a bear? Good Question!"

    • @domasbaliulis23
      @domasbaliulis23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diegodelgadillo8096 nope

  • @Tobeebuzz
    @Tobeebuzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love the people who go "YEESSS!" in the chat when he succeeds, as if our entire mission for the stream isn't to STOP HIM. It's like kicking the ball into your own goal and then celebrating

  • @DawnApon
    @DawnApon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When he said how is it tahiti everytime I realized something; The consistency of chats actions in these videos is astonishing.

  • @HispAnakin42
    @HispAnakin42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    If I were in control, I would let him get to the place, but take all his money.

    • @shadowgirlm6446
      @shadowgirlm6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      That’s evil.......I love it

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      You really are the master of trolling

    • @mattiguess8094
      @mattiguess8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      No,you would take him to the high ground

    • @ultimategamingtoaster9216
      @ultimategamingtoaster9216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@mattiguess8094 that’s too predictable and foolish... so uncivilized

    • @credo956
      @credo956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      You're like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something

  • @tobyjack1238
    @tobyjack1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6605

    Doug: Tries to take a bath.
    Twitch chat: Have you ever been to Tahiti? It’s a magical place.

    • @eddiew1733
      @eddiew1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Best reference in this whole comment section

    • @Sam-ep2yo
      @Sam-ep2yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      There is no bath. It's all brainwashing

    • @raymond4592
      @raymond4592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sounds familiar what is it from? (Know it's not the avatar one)
      Nvm it's from aos

    • @coulsonintahiti
      @coulsonintahiti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Sam-ep2yo with the blue soap lol

    • @TheAwesomeHyperon
      @TheAwesomeHyperon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@raymond4592 what’s AOS?

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself ปีที่แล้ว +23

    15:46
    doug's "wait, wait, wait" syncs PERFECTLY with the Irishman's punches

  • @meeton2990
    @meeton2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    9:39 what a nice camera position to admire the great detail put into the horse graphics

  • @faresalsayed9005
    @faresalsayed9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7940

    **Local man Does everything in his power To take a bath While god is trying to stop him**

    • @deku2627
      @deku2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This is such an underrated comment

    • @noneyabusiness9819
      @noneyabusiness9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@deku2627 and you are an underrated hero

    • @deku2627
      @deku2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@noneyabusiness9819 I guess

    • @lovesuca113
      @lovesuca113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      God wants him to take a bath in Tahiti

    • @lovesuca113
      @lovesuca113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@noneyabusiness9819 he ain’t real

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    He never took a bath, he was just hallucinating from a heatstroke on Tahiti the whole time

  • @angrypicture6155
    @angrypicture6155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    12:24 this "I'M SOOO CLEEEAAN!" is still one of my favorite quotes

  • @JayAreGee
    @JayAreGee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    18:26 that poor guy in the chat trying to figure out what the fuck is happening

    • @DatMasonn
      @DatMasonn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      aretos1

  • @Jumf1
    @Jumf1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    “Things go very poorly if they teleport me to Tahiti or if they stop time” is an underrated Doug quote

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      "I swear to god, if you turned the bartender into a hot air balloon..."

    • @2Ducks.
      @2Ducks. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I LOVE THESE!!

    • @hugestfart
      @hugestfart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i love dougs quotes so much haha

    • @obamaprism3284
      @obamaprism3284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Za warudo

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      17:13 I'm sorry, I can't let you stop my bath!

  • @dreisang2111
    @dreisang2111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    "You blocked off the whole path to the saloon and now I'm in fucking Tahiti with the Irishman!"

    • @SimonDoer
      @SimonDoer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Sounds like the title for a Japanese light novel.

    • @Aaron64589
      @Aaron64589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Definitely does

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@SimonDoer "I got Isekai'd to Tahiti with an Irish Man!"

    • @NightOfTheRavens
      @NightOfTheRavens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "So i'm a spider so what?" - "So i'm in Tahiti so what?"

    • @sunbirth4795
      @sunbirth4795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sounds like a punchline

  • @CR7GOATofFootball
    @CR7GOATofFootball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I like how people in Saint Denis don't even care when they see a bear walking in the streets.

  • @dingusispingus5987
    @dingusispingus5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I found it really funny when the random dude kept punching Arthur and chat kept spawning hats every time he was punched.

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    "I tried again but they spawned thirty of that Irish dude and teleported me to Tahiti"

    • @SholenBurger
      @SholenBurger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      My throat hurt from how much I laughed at that

    • @WC3fanatic997
      @WC3fanatic997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The ultimate "No, you are not doing this"

  • @hiboucle3.277
    @hiboucle3.277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    I love the evolution arc of Twitch chat :
    They went from stupid kids spaming look down for 45 mins to a organised team working together to screw over Doug's hygiene

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There's nothing an audience does better than destroying their favorite entertainer's day

    • @koc307
      @koc307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Carl’s* hygiene

    • @hiboucle3.277
      @hiboucle3.277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@koc307 oh yeah sorry !! It's just a bit hard to get use to all of that

    • @webs2099
      @webs2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@koc307 Shhhhhhhhhhh dong told us not to tell

    • @GlitchTechV1
      @GlitchTechV1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@webs2099Carl must know

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the fact that they hired a Irish hit-man and then just stun locked him was insane

  • @galaxyguard6697
    @galaxyguard6697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Chat at 7:00 : *Gives the horses a seizure* "Just trust us Doug we have a plan"

  • @krow1551
    @krow1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2993

    I have never laughed so hard at a man attempting to take a bath as the world collapses around him.

    • @emerz3530
      @emerz3530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      To be fair, that isn't exactly a common scenario

    • @nikolaiaramov4851
      @nikolaiaramov4851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emerz3530 Yeah ops comment wasn’t very well written

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well, I'm glad that you've never seen me take a bath then.

    • @GhostlyJackly
      @GhostlyJackly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@theblackbaron4119 I fear your bath times

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is true humor

  • @machinesnow
    @machinesnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2614

    "The teleporting shouldn't be to frequent" is the last words of a man who truly doesn't understand the power of thy twitch chat

    • @2bleMcScooble
      @2bleMcScooble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Twitch chat is a force to be reckoned with
      Just ask Wilbur Soot

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@2bleMcScooble or anyone who gives their twitch chat power

    • @Yoob-yh5gb
      @Yoob-yh5gb ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is their natural power, it’s just usually contained

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can't say thy without me thinking of "THY END IS NOW."

  • @extrabingo10
    @extrabingo10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Can't believe that 2 years ago, this is what introduced me to Red Dead Redemption 2.

  • @TheRama2299
    @TheRama2299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just love how insanely big the map of this game is, and the chat just keeps constantly sending him to New Austin and Guarma, the two most isolated places lol

  • @EmirAssassin
    @EmirAssassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2710

    I cried laughing when that guy beat the shit out of Arthur while he kept spawning hats on his head

    • @suraivase7285
      @suraivase7285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Randome guy talking in a bar:
      "So I suddenly came into this world, and I was really mad at this guy for some reason, so I punched off his hat but more hats just appeared on his head!"
      People in the bar:
      "Is this guy crazy or something?"

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      reminds me of that very old "screwy squirrel" cartoon, where he hit the dog over the head with a BUNCH of stuff and his hat changed shape every time!

    • @mysterypuns
      @mysterypuns 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Hats off to that guy

  • @harrisonshanks3114
    @harrisonshanks3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3449

    I love how if you watch Doug live, your cheering for chat, but if you’re watching his video, you’re cheering for Doug

    • @neroidius6915
      @neroidius6915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Nah I’m cheering for the chat in the video

    • @Halvblodsprinsen100
      @Halvblodsprinsen100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      In live, you cheer for chat. In video, you cheer for chat. Always chat.

    • @ZFire2020
      @ZFire2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      c h a t

    • @milesgaunt6767
      @milesgaunt6767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      history is a story told by the winners of the fight

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@milesgaunt6767 Never heard that sentence before. I like it.

  • @DillonMeyer
    @DillonMeyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Go straight to Tahiti, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

  • @paperm00nstv
    @paperm00nstv ปีที่แล้ว +18

    this is an exact representation of what my depression thinks will happen if i try to take a bath

  • @CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan
    @CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    This is basically:
    Twitch chat screws over Doug’s hygiene.

  • @teddy-beargamer6385
    @teddy-beargamer6385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3079

    Doug: “I’m going to make it!”
    Chat: “Skedaddle skideedee, you’re going to Tahiti.”

    • @shipleypennison2781
      @shipleypennison2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The true cruse of Macbeth.. F*ck double double toil and boil

    • @stavkous4963
      @stavkous4963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      each time I say that chat quote my side hurts.
      *IS THIS A CURSE OR SOMETHI-*

    • @2bleMcScooble
      @2bleMcScooble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just really like this comment

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Skneenatal skeenahiti you are going to Tahiti

    • @ashmoleproductions5407
      @ashmoleproductions5407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chat: You are going to Brazil! er... Tahiti!
      Arthur: Noooooo!

  • @fencserx9423
    @fencserx9423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    How does Doug Doug make the stupidest things so freaking intense. I am so emotionally invested in this

    • @Humanwastingtime
      @Humanwastingtime 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's not doug its the main character of twitch chat. the music helps too

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    12:10 this intense as hell music with a bombastic trumpet solo blaring over a fully clothed man having a relaxing bath is ridiculously funny to me

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    Nobody:
    My grandma explaining what the world was like when she was my age:

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@pokkiheart You're lucky you had a teleport I had to use my flying rowboat

    • @Orio435
      @Orio435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@arcadeinvader8086 lucky,i had to backwards long jump

    • @crowMilatonin
      @crowMilatonin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      “When I was your age, I’d turn into a bear at random”

    • @SofaKingGasPriceSpike
      @SofaKingGasPriceSpike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "When I was your age sunny, I always had to fight off this one bearded man all the time."

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this thread is solid netherite

  • @generalcodsworth4417
    @generalcodsworth4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    "fly the plane!"
    2% chat coordination
    "Compete with the rest of twitch chat!"
    26% chat coordination
    "It's you versus me"
    102% chat coordination

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There seems to be a correlation between how specific the "them" is in "us vs. them," and how hard people will fight together against it.

    • @generalcodsworth4417
      @generalcodsworth4417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 , that seems to be an accurate observation. When the enemy is the lack of acheivement, a completely abstract concept, there is little coordination. When the enemy is the concrete yet unseen and unimportant humans of twitch chat, there is more coordination. The max coordination is seen when the opponent is the reason for everyont beign there: Ca- I mean Doug.

  • @crablessinbaltimore
    @crablessinbaltimore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *"i swear to god, if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon..."*

  • @NerdFighterNation
    @NerdFighterNation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’m depressed and using this as motivation to take a shower. It’s working. Thanks dougdoug

  • @golden6294
    @golden6294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    So this is how my grandparents went to school.

    • @farooqdoba4999
      @farooqdoba4999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Wrong this is how they took a bath before going to school.This is baby level compared to the amount of stuff they had to do to go to school

    • @crazyfish1019
      @crazyfish1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah another ds player

  • @blindside2338
    @blindside2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    "I'm trying to take a bath, but the laws of reality keep fluctuating"

    • @memegod4674
      @memegod4674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One second I’m taking a dump the next I’m on a island with a man slapping the hell outta me

    • @AngelReyes-kr4te
      @AngelReyes-kr4te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Nicholas Natale it does and if somebody made it into one it could be hilarious

    • @jettgroves6424
      @jettgroves6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This might make for a decent movie

    • @Nikoli492
      @Nikoli492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sound like a reality base SCP.

    • @DoPrice
      @DoPrice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds like a bad acid trip

  • @michaelt4007
    @michaelt4007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    18:00 this has the same energy as the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean

  • @frozeneevee
    @frozeneevee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is honestly the hardest I've ever seen someone work to take a bath, great job to twitch chat on their coordination!

  • @thatsanamechanger
    @thatsanamechanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Alternate title: "The people of my cult try and murder me for trying to stay clean"

    • @king_pres10
      @king_pres10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @logicbuilder1204
      @logicbuilder1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doug is carl, spread the word.

    • @jcraft2805
      @jcraft2805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Twitch chat:*In-Game god-like powers.
      Also twitch chat:*Nakens the character and spawns a cannon.

    • @thedripcritic9379
      @thedripcritic9379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@logicbuilder1204 No, he's doug

    • @charmeleonevolves5553
      @charmeleonevolves5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why is your pfp white obama

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    If twitch chat was this coordinated for something more productive the world would be a better place

    • @sanddry738
      @sanddry738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I mean this is the same chat that brought the alphabet together and dolphin dived into the sunset

    • @jakeoztan
      @jakeoztan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Next video: twitch chat complete a protein folding puzzle

    • @gamerbot4257
      @gamerbot4257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @makeblacklunaeclipse3389
      @makeblacklunaeclipse3389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Twitch chat for anything: *GRUG MOMENT*
      Twitch chat when it comes to fuck Doug up: *1,000 John Wick's.*

    • @romettaspell7858
      @romettaspell7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget Rosa’s birthday parties! Great things were done those days!

  • @vyldim3401
    @vyldim3401 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You blocked down the whole entire path and now I'm in FUCKING TAHITI WITH THE IRISHMAN"

  • @Brodie3K
    @Brodie3K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Doug: I'm going to take a bath.
    Chat: We don't do that here.

  • @two-robinjays
    @two-robinjays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    It's okay, Doug. Various members of your twitch chat are trying to murder me in my bath, too!

    • @aaronTGP_3756
      @aaronTGP_3756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's okay Doug, Jean-Paul can relate to you. Because he was murdered in his bathtub.

    • @Thomas-xm6id
      @Thomas-xm6id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro I can’t take a bath with twitch chat I smell like dead fish but if I do I die

    • @lordofcows8529
      @lordofcows8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carl*

    • @CYB3Redux
      @CYB3Redux 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here mate

    • @warioman6183
      @warioman6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea where are you btw

  • @aquarius5264
    @aquarius5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    "you're going to tahiti" should be instead of "you're going to brazil"

  • @dapperbill
    @dapperbill ปีที่แล้ว +15

    yes the best bath ever is 50 horses and carriages stuffed in a room while you get on a boat naked and resume your bath. 19:17

    • @dan_mmv5626
      @dan_mmv5626 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is the mod called?

  • @duckonthecall6518
    @duckonthecall6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You've blocked off all paths to the saloon and now I'm in FUCKING Tahiti with the Irishman." A sentence I thought I'd never hear

  • @emtee7138
    @emtee7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    "Clearly, twitch chat had a plan"
    Dutch: I've raised them well

    • @glitchy7445
      @glitchy7445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I surely did

    • @mlgbowserlol
      @mlgbowserlol ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I have a plan, arthur. I just need Two Trillion dollars in TaxPayer Stimulus."

  • @tacthescribbler772
    @tacthescribbler772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My goodness, that was the most triumphant music ever for walking up the stairs.

  • @kajafapakaja6845
    @kajafapakaja6845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching the irishman punch a dozen hats off of Arthur broke me

  • @lunaponta594
    @lunaponta594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "I FINALLY MADE IT"
    18 minutes remaining
    _something's wrong and i can tell_

    • @petrspetsnaz630
      @petrspetsnaz630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Just a feeling i got, like something about to happen, but i dont know what!"

  • @loobly
    @loobly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon" is the funniest sentence I've heard today lmao

  • @skurneha7163
    @skurneha7163 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It’s crazy how good the quality of his commentary and videos have come in just a year

  • @captainjumptoast
    @captainjumptoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Things go really badly if they teleport me to Tahiti or they stop time." These videos are amazing.

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Doug: “[Teleporting] shouldn’t happen too much.”
    Chat: *T A H I T I*

    • @snurt256
      @snurt256 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's a magical place.

  • @impartialknockback
    @impartialknockback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    “You turned him INTO a bear”
    Damn, I didn’t remember this part of Brother Bear

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I've never seen a bear stare so longingly at saloon doors, wanting to take a bath

    • @TheCHD
      @TheCHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They turned him into a bear, funniest shit i've ever seen.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy crap, I still remember that movie! :D

    • @MaxLennon
      @MaxLennon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCHD I was absolutely CRYING at that part

  • @fenrisharel
    @fenrisharel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These videos just go to show how vindictive people can be if you give them the power lol

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:29 what did you expect the police officer to do? arrest the bear? I don't think he has bear-sized manacles

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a black bear, no? Just shoot it

    • @johanjamesmercado
      @johanjamesmercado 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shoot him

  • @Cazzacker
    @Cazzacker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "I swear to god if you turn the bartender into a hot air balloon"

    • @stavkous4963
      @stavkous4963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      then he's gonna be *light headed*

    • @2bleMcScooble
      @2bleMcScooble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I swear to twitch chat if god turns the bartender into a hot air balloon

    • @jetstreamsam5983
      @jetstreamsam5983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      single greatest line ever fucking uttered

  • @bilbot.baggins9019
    @bilbot.baggins9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    “Clearly, Twitch Chat had a plan.” Meanwhile I was over there just spamming out enter

    • @cola98765
      @cola98765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      "Emergence - How Stupid Things Become Smart Together"

    • @bitchasshoe8719
      @bitchasshoe8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cola98765 this is the best simple to understand explanation of a very complicated thing I've seen in a loooong time

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That feeling when you take a bath so good it transports you to a tropical island.

  • @samwich2214
    @samwich2214 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching the evolution of twitch chat and how they’ve become a single hive mind is such a sight to see

  • @PhongNguyen-kz3gm
    @PhongNguyen-kz3gm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    Doug is like a dad trying to relax and chat is the toddler

    • @neonzplayz5060
      @neonzplayz5060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh so toddlers send there dads to Tahiti and sends a man to kill him

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Doug: Why can’t you just be normal!?
      Chat: *Tahitian Screaming*

    • @WonderVis97
      @WonderVis97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I hate it when my 8 year old spawns an Irishman and teleports me to Tahiti

    • @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip
      @Ganonussyszestygorillagrip ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@WonderVis97 lmao

    • @pandemonicharmony5415
      @pandemonicharmony5415 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is what happens when you married a God, temper tantrums send you to fucking Tahiti

  • @shep4184
    @shep4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Midwife: “I’ll take care of you”
    *SENDS YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM*

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tbh at this point the chat is so well trained that it`s a major selling point

  • @daryncollins7640
    @daryncollins7640 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i like to imagine all the stuff flying at the end is because there is a tornado striking the building but arthur is still just focused on a bath

  • @seto635
    @seto635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Bathhouse: *Literally erupting with carriages and hot air balloons as Armageddon starts up outside*
    Arthur: "..... This is fine"

    • @glitchy7445
      @glitchy7445 ปีที่แล้ว

      400th like your welcome

  • @Kelseylouise8
    @Kelseylouise8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    When he kept punching off more and more hats I nearly had tears going down my face... and I'm at work.

    • @keyfire
      @keyfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same! It's just... so damn funny. I don't really know why. But seeing chat temporarily lock dougs controls just to make hats appear over and over just to be repeatedly punched off (all while doug is fruitlessly trying to get something entirely unrelated done) is my absolute favourite.

    • @monohymn
      @monohymn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DougDoug has been very consistent at making me laugh so incredibly hard that I can't help it, there are going to be tears streaming down my face at some point.

    • @kenkanifffromconnecticut3963
      @kenkanifffromconnecticut3963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ain't you using your moms phone?

    • @aanawenjigewin
      @aanawenjigewin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monohymn same, sometimes I can’t breathe, nor see through my tears from laughing too much.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:40 I haven't laughed this heartily in a long long time 🤣😂🤣 Ah my sides!

  • @Cyrues
    @Cyrues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:10 That man was ready for his whole life to kill doug Look at this stance

  • @razbuten
    @razbuten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14466

    I beat RDR2 for the first time yesterday and this video has now given me emotional whiplash. Love it.

  • @bray5993
    @bray5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Everyone talks about the video, but no one ever talks about how good Doug is at Python coding

    • @jphanta9453
      @jphanta9453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well, I remember he once said that he worked at EA so that explains his knowledge of coding.

    • @somerandomgamer8504
      @somerandomgamer8504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jphanta9453 wait, when?

    • @Reilers
      @Reilers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@somerandomgamer8504 He talked about it sometimes on his streams, I don't remember it well but his brother made The Stanley Parable so he probably tried to get into the gaming industry too at some point in his life

    • @bray5993
      @bray5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jphanta9453 dang you smart

  • @sadrat5375
    @sadrat5375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After years of twitch chat performing tasks of which require coordination and teamwork, it appears they mastered it.

  • @ButterDog42069
    @ButterDog42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:26 that is actually a very good Arthur Morgan voice by dougdoug