I downloaded Microsoft Flight Sim (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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You guys can check out the full patch notes (which is a WAY BETTER video) over here on the Clips channel: th-cam.com/video/Zr_SZauRFSE/w-d-xo.html
The patch notes gave me a wife to divorce, the patch notes gave me a basement to live in, the patch notes is my favorite main character
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This is hilarious.
Wait is the clips channel official or not?
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I unironically just sat through 16 minutes of Microsoft patch notes
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Go to the VOD and you'll be able to watch through an hour of just patch notes
Watch the vod version😁
It was even better in the actual stream for literally 3 hours
Someone link the vod
I love how doug just makes these wide sweeping statements,
"Half the people on Earth believe the swallowing spiders myth"
"Most people don't brush twice a day"
"There is a huge, silent amount of people who tuned into a stream and decided they vehemently hate me"
"I'm not bald"
Just wild what he says sometimes
Don't forget about when he said people don't potatoes, they like the taste of oil and salt. When people made a pizza dough comparison, he acted like they were crazy.
As someone who's tried unsalted McDonalds fries, he's right in that case, I can't defend him elsewhere though
@@thiagobp0159 Bad example; those things sog up like nobody's business. For real potato flavour, I suggest seeing if you can get crisps that come in a paper bag, and are as dark as possible.
@@i-am-linja like I said any other potato, then he is just wrong
not to different from yt comments actually
My mom has worked 20 years in the dental industry and has taught me a lot growing up, you brush your teeth fine Doug. Firstly, you want to only do circular motions in the fronts and backs of your teeth because the tops will ruin the bristles on the brush and a simple back and forth motion is good there. Second, that person that said "use your wrist" is absolutely wrong because repetitive movements like that can cause massive amounts of fatigue especially in elder and more arthritic people like you. Hope this helps!
That’s a good tip for me honestly. Also Happy Mother’s Day to mom the dentist.
Advice and a roast
Considering when drawing you're supposed to draw from the shoulder, I would assume you probably do the same when brushing your teeth! Carpal tunnel and arthritis are no joke, kids!
Considering how often toothbrushes should be replaced (was it every 3 months?), do the tops of the teeth ruin the bristles quickly enough for that to matter?
My uncle has been the president of dentistry in the USA, and I can say with confidence that dougdougs careless brushing habits will lead to him losing all his teeth, balding even more and becoming even worse at 2d platformers.
This video is legitimately like watching paint dry and I couldn't be more invested
It was even better in person, it was like 3 hours and I was dying laughing.
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A man of culture. 10K+ viewers was amazing
15:50 it was mentioned a year ago
the best part is when you realise the installation counts as play time and you can't refund it
Edit: ok so this issue was actually resolved 4 years ago
thats evil
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That's such bullshit XD
But with how helldivers 2 happened with refunds, you could maybe get a human refunder and just say "i physically could not play for 3 hours because of downloads"
It's a Microsoft product, anti-consumer is part of their DNA.
The timing between Doug saying "I thought it was going to read them" and the Narrator actually reading them is perfect, couldn't have been better scripted.
That’s because it’s all rigged.
Another reason why viewership might go down after Doug is finished coding is his international audience. I remember this stream, I left a short while after the game was downloaded. I had to get up early in the morning, I was already pushing it with my sleep schedule, and it felt like a good ending point. This doesn't explain the viewership going up immediately whenever Doug codes, but it could be why people leave. I watch Doug for his personality and showmanship, I don't necessarily need him to play games.
yep definitely a "do i still want to watch?" point like every major change in a stream
Also usually the coding usually happens at the start of the stream (or at least before the gameplay).
Since a huge part of the community is european, most of them will be in bed until he starts playing a game.
This doesn't explain an abrupt decline in viewers, but it does explain a gradual one.
i feel like it also has to do with people watching live wanting to see if it works or not and it feels like gambling. also it is satisfying to watch someone resolve a problem after they've been at it for a long time
I feel like coding lets chat take part by giveing suggestions. And interaction is what makes Doug's streams so fun.
Doug is good at 2d downloaders
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Truly words of wisdom,@@EEEEEEEE
The only thing he's good at that's related to the second dimension
Bro literally playing the best 2D flying simulator downloading in his life 🥲
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Release notes…
“I thought it was gonna read the release notes”
- Reads release notes
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Uuuuooooooooohhhhhhhhhh 😭😭😭
Worth noting, Blindness is not only a scale, but there are many varieties. They are lots of people with fuzzy vision or color blindness that benefit from accessibility options like menu narrators or high visibility mode and it would be rather callous to say, "well just tough it out or just don't play". That being said this implementation is hilarious.
THANK YOU, I literally spent 5 minutes scrolling begging to find someone pointing this out lmao
I'm 90% sure, whoever is blind enough to need a narrator, simply cannot play regardless if its present or not.
If you are legally blind to the point where you need someone to read to you for 20 minutes, hate to break it but you wouldnt be able to enjoy the game in the first place.
@@Goldenblade14 Absolutely callous.
@@Goldenblade14who are you to say how much someone can enjoy something? why is it a bad thing to have screen narration, which will have absolutely no impact whatsoever unless you explicitly turn it on?
absolutely callous
Aside from the fact that it is recommended to brush your teeth twice a day, morning breath is absolutely a thing. I brush in the morning so I don't gross out other people.
Had a buddy call me weird for taking a shower in the morning
@@I_Toxic_Ibut then you go to sleep dirty unless you shower again
That is very true, but dentists actually recommend (to people with disabilities or mental health barriers that stop them from brushing twice a day) brushing at night because then you’re not letting all the food and tar sit in your teeth overnight to fester. So, while twice a day is recommended and morning breath isn’t great, brushing your teeth at night is better for your dental hygiene. ^^ Definitely have some mints or gum tho if you don’t brush your teeth before seeing people… my own morning breath repulses me lol
@@choke- I normally can't take a shower at night as it wakes me up
@@choke- If you sleep wild, there is no point in showering before bed.
4:06 "this stream sucks" and yet he found the narration funny, hes already lost his mind
it was "this stream sucks"
@@G-Cole-01yeah I heard it, I'll change it
"You guys are backseating me" he says while brushing his teeth and listening to Microsoft flight sim patch notes. Truly a league of his own.
11:58 Doug, i can watch anyone play Spelunky or Mario
But you're the only one i can go to for patch notes content other than PM Seymour
6:14 Doug doesn't know how bacteria work
Your mouth is generally filled with bacteria all the time. That bacteria protects your mouth.
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he didnt eat any bacteria either
You brush your teeth in the morning because tooth paste leaves a film around your teeth that protects your enamel, not to kill off bacteria.
His ass does NOT understand germ theory.
"everybody can leave now"
You heard it here, class dismissed!
Merry Christmas everybody
*Proceeds to get imprisoned*
The chat does not dismiss you, *Doug dismisses you.*
@@totallynothatguy1698 Doug wishes he had the power, but unfortunately, he is at the mercy of Chat
the funniest part is that after sitting there downloading microsoft flight simulator for an hour and a half, there were exactly two minutes of gameplay before he crashed the plane and switched to another game
The fade to black and back to the “Loading: Please Wait… 100%” is perhaps the greatest moment in any DougDoug content ever.
Real, msfs download is actually like taking a portal back to 2003
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Microsoft Flight Simulator took me 5 days to download because the download application for the game was throttled, at least it let me close out of the launcher and save how much it downloaded so I was able to turn my computer off during the night.
I remember back in high school, I tried to torrent all of Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT. I had to leave my computer on 24/7, and it still took nine days.
Now I get impatient if a web page takes more than a second to load. What happened?
@@Celestia282 You got used to comfort.
"Why would we eat spiders in our sleep?"
Because they come with their own floss.
damn bro thats based AF
This is the dougdoug equivalent of the broom closet ending. Nice to see Doug living up to the legacy of his much less bald brother.
The sheer despair on dougdoug’s face when he thought there was more downloading was palpable
loading, please wait. 100% should be a catch phrase
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It should be a donation sound
@@Exponaut_R-01 you mean channel point reward? if so amazing idea
I just like imagine an action movie when the hero finally kills the villain this is what he says😂
@@kolbysather or even better thats what the villain says right before he enacts his master plan
I don’t know why, but the prediction between patch notes and download was the most intense thing ever
The "NOT CLICKBAIT" made me think it was a clickbait, but no, the video title is perfectly accurate.
The only inaccurate thing about is how fast his download was! MSFS never gives me anything near 200 mbits/s! More like 10.
Not only did thousands watch this live, but it is also trending on TH-cam. Incredible.
You read patch notes, RT watches paint dry, you two should collaborate to make the most random boring stream of all time lol
Love the video
they're just sitting outside on an empty lawn watching the grass grow lmao
Recreating a slice of life anime stream, but nothing happens.
They fly to each other’s houses for different collabs, then stream a silent video of each other’s flights.
so glad theres at least one other person who had this idea
and technically they have interacted and streamed together in the twitch plays pokemon thing, but i think just those two together would be chaotic as hell
“Loading. Please wait.” Now haunts my dreams at night 💀
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The thing about DougDoug is that I get to watch a man be bullied into brushing his teeth and then have his technique scrutinized by thousands of people and somehow it makes me laugh so much that I start a coughing fit that makes me think I’m about to die and if I had died at that very moment I would’ve been perfectly fine because I had just witnessed the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
On the behalf of the entire Dougtube community.... Thank you. Thank you for allowing us to see this wonderful journey and continue to make us part of the Doug family.
I literally just finished rewatching the Dougies 2023 and this gets uploaded. Here’s to BEST stream of the year 2023
ong bro
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OMG SAME WHAT
8:42 "Doug please translate this to Irish, thank you!"
I exhaled quite fast when the "loading, please wait, 100%" started again
This is the most DougDoug video I’ve ever seen, I can’t tell if he’s secretly a genius or he’s as big of a ding dong for training us to like ads, watch him argue with his AI self, or watch him download a flight simulator
oh my God is this finally the 3-hour live stream of him downloading the whole thing hell yeah I'm so excited to watch this
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They cut the best parts though (the other 2 hours and 50 minutes)
BILLIONS (of spiders) MUST PERISH
"Tonight, millions (of spiders) will die".
"I HAVE PERSONALLY KILLED OVER 7 TRILLION (spiders) PEOPLE!"
do ey?
No video has given me of an incentive to visit the twitch channel more than this one. thank you DougDougDoug
6:30
Doug : Eat spiders
Chat : MMMMMMM
Every time I happen to check Doug on twitch I appreciate the editors a lot more because I always happen to enter the stream at the most boring moments and I leave again for weeks
Task Manager Simulator 2024
When you're happy you enjoy the music, but when you're sad you understand the lyrics
The best part about this is (if I’m thinking of the right stream), after spending more than an hour watching the game try to download, he played the actual game for about two minutes
Doug is the only guy on this platform that can make an entertaining video without ever leaving a loading scteen.
No joke, this is genuinely one of my favorite DougDoug videos
The last part felt emotional. Like a true heart to heart. I do love watching DougDoug, he can make the most mundane thing interesting.
i single handedly raise the unconscious spider eating averages
I raise the conscious spider eating average, if that counts. They’re crunchy.
I’m banned from the Arachnid House at my local zoo.
shit we found spiders georg
@@spacechoc the legend who eats 10,000 spiders a day??
@@spacechocOmg that’s what I was going to say…..we’ve finally found him
spiders georg?!!
NOW HES FLYING WITHOUT A LICENCE tsk tsk tsk AND NOT EVEN BRUSHING HIS TEETH TWICE A DAY tsk tsk tsk
YEAHHHHH TSK THAT FRAUD
1 count of unlawful downloading
this is one of, if not the best video you have published on any of your channels doug, i am proud of you
Hey Doug I just want to say thank you for posting this. These videos have been a huge help for me during this difficult portion of my life. Thank you so much
i've been waiting for an edited video of this stream since the stream started
This was genuinely one of my favorite streams last year
This was genuinely great content. I love you, Doug.
I watched the entirety of this vod, and didn’t speed it up, and it was wonderful. This shortened version of it doesn’t fully capture its beauty
Not brushing his teeth in the morning is weirder to me than all the olive oil stuff 😂
The fact that Doug apparently ignored the very common saying to brush twice a day and then assumed everyone else did the same thing he did is very funny
No for once im on dougs side why are yall brushing twice a day its not that serious
Sometimes when I oversleep and don't have time to brush my teeth I feel gross for half of the day. Brushing in the morning makes you feel fresh and wakes you up a littlle bit.
@@royalblanket Wait, do people actually do it twice a day? I thought chat was just messing with him
Some people do, some people don't.
Got a headache watching this and had to take a break… best stream of the year ❤️
this was genuinely a beautiful video. i wish it were longer
I can't believe DougBog downloaded the entirety of Microsoft Flight Simulator! Easily the hardest gaming challenge he's done so far.
Also, loading please wait 100% lobotomy edit when?
This is the best video I have ever watched. I’m going to watch the streams for more content like this!
I love sitting and watching patch notes 🎶 relaxing, calming, at 100%
"It's decompressing? Okay, I guess it has worked pretty hard, it's gotta chill" is an underrated pun
this stream really has been helping me
makes me feel so much better
This is the content we sub to Doug for!!! Loading please wait. One hundred percent.
i think my favorite part was when he was downloading microsoft flight simulator but the part where he was downloading microsoft flight simulator was also amazing though again there is the part where he was downloading microsoft flight simulator. god this is such a hard decision my wife is going to divorce me again
Which wife? I know people are just lining up to divorce you.
@@frogfox4287 xarmen sandiegso
Doug I’ve opened your streams 3 or 4 times and I don’t think you were playing a game a single time I did, love the content man 🫶
This is unironically the first video I've seen of yours. As a big fan of MSFS this is hilarious because I was going insane trying to install it myself.
THIS WAS THE GREATEST STREAM DOUGDOUG EVER MADE
Doug i Love you! Your the best Witch Painter i now!
The reason we stay for the stupid moments like this is simple. It’s because Doug manages to capitalize on little moments like this, that are relatable to us all. We’ve all sat watching a download bar for hours on end at some point. Anxiously waiting for it to finish. While the in-house narrator explains everything I’m looking at in relation to the loading bar. And somewhere between eight and ten thousand people screaming at me and throwing money at us. Classic.
Doug. I literally listen to any stream or vid you have in the background while I game, clean, or work to fill the void and pass time. I just did dishes while listening to this 10/10.
Also it’s clear you’re not a gaming channel, you’re a gambling channel. Thanks
10:50
I had a friend who joined a stream and never watched again
I asked what happened
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He joined when the laundry timer went off...with headphones...on max volume
Doug is proficient with two-dimensional downloaders.
Dougdoug might be the only streamer ever that can post a video about patch notes and we will all flock to watch this, eating food and just listening to voice narrator
sunk-cost fallacy
noun
the phenomenon whereby a person is reluctant to abandon a strategy or course of action because they have invested heavily in it, even when it is clear that abandonment would be more beneficial.
"the sunk-cost fallacy creeps into a lot of major financial decisions"
Literally most people I know brush once a day. Its come up more often than I'd expect but the sentiment is pretty much always "I know we should brush twice, but most of the time I only do it once and I need to get better about it" but never actually do.
Wtf, how do you not all have shitty teeth and/or horrible breath?
"Release notes."
"... Okay, i thought it was going to read all of the release notes."
"Release notes 1.34.16.0"
I couldn't stop laughing, why was it reading off the whole thing after DougDoug thought it wasn't going to so funny?
This was genuinely one of my favourite streams
That synced up loading please wait from a sub was perfect
Just wanted to tell you that your subscriptions are public, specifically "miss inke noir" maybe turn off public subscriptions
Or don't, maybe you like everyone knowing that you into hypno, I also like it so dw
@deadboyo2773 the world absolutely can know that, it'll just make me giggle lol
@@heavensdevil6943 fair enough, based and hypnotized
Nice pfp
@@deadboyo2773 I'm confused. How is this information found, and should I be worried?
Not brushing your teeth in the morning is one of the nastiest things I've ever heard lmao
Then you haven't heard of anything nasty
I've watched the full VOD multiple times. It's worth it.
Best video ive seen, love loading screens thank you dearly for sharing this intimate moment 🥰☺️
The epicness of the patch notes finishing was so fucking cool
I was watching Doug installing Microsoft flight simulator while I was downloading a TF2 map in order to join the server
This was my favorite Dougdoug stream
15:16 speaking for myself there's a lot of gaming channels out there but having someone who actively interacts with chat in the way Doug does (antagonistically) and having meta bits makes it more interesting. you've hit a niche not as a gaming channel but as a... you know what I don't know what to call the niche. chat gameshow host???? whatever it is it's very unique and very funny
They actually uploaded it to DougDoug clips. It’s beautiful.
Can you make the Dougdougdougdougdoug Chanel just be patch notes Mr dlingus?
I'll be honest, I love watching you Doug for everything that goes wrong. I am 100% sure I wouldn't love your channel as much if chaos and unexpected glitch weren't part of the content. I kinda love watching how you manage to make everything so entertaining even if nothing is really happening!
How is this literally THE funniest Dougdoug video I’ve ever seen? (Except for pajama Sam, that was the best stream ever.)
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At least you can now say that you've listened to the entirety of the narrator narrating MSFS Patch Notes. You're probably the first person to do it.
Doug has the fascinating ability to make anything interesting to watch. His editors help condense it and make it funnier of course, but he's still really really funny.
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About 70% of people brush their teeth twice a day. So… you’re definitely in the minority there. It’s higher than the percentage of people that wash their hands every time they go to the bathroom, which is super disappointing.
a while back I put on this VOD as background noise and ended up listening to the whole thing. only doug can make something like this entertaining
another banger video from doug, keep it up
holy shit same pfp
Real.