Can you beat Spore WITHOUT Evolving?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ธ.ค. 2020
  • Hello there ladies and gentlemen today something magical is about to happen today in todays video! The Spiffing Brit today attempts to play the 2008 classical game that is Spore. A game so unique that it took miracle video game god Will Wright to create a perfect game that inspired a generation of gamers before the release of minecraft. Welcome to Spore! Spore is a evolution game where you start as a single cell object and as you eat, you gain DNA and abilities! The only issue is today we will be seeing if you can beat spore without evolving! That's right the spore no evolution challenge is going to be incredible! It will once and for all prove that spore is a perfectly balanced game which can for some reason be beaten by bypassing the core gameplay loop of evolving creatures to gain new abilities. And for some reason we are able to go from cell stage to creature stage to tribal stage to civilization stage and finally the space stage!
    So today I show you how to Break the game by beating it without evolving! It is one very exciting video game challenge! So lets play spore!
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  • @CommissarLORDBernn
    @CommissarLORDBernn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15203

    The starting cell has a mouth, that means it can drink tea. There's no point in evolving further

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Only yorkshire gold

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      This creature is a carnivore and tea is plant based.

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      hands optional.

    • @pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733
      @pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@austinbutcher8106 good old regular Yorkshire is fine too

    • @curry_be_tasty5051
      @curry_be_tasty5051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It does need a hand for grabbing a cup of tea, what if it starts drinking out of the boston docks?

  • @sidneysun5217
    @sidneysun5217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6861

    "we're going to aim for the children because they'll be the easiest to impress and gain their trust" - Spiff 2021

    • @mumblerogre2455
      @mumblerogre2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      Spiffing Brit groomed me and here’s proof:

    • @killgoreslayer2171
      @killgoreslayer2171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Starting off with a great quote in 2021

    • @Snake-sv6ie
      @Snake-sv6ie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@thespiffingbrit, honestly, you asked for it ! ^^

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@thespiffingbrit Your career as a youtuber might be over, but your career as a market(e)er is about to skyrocket!

    • @alyxriley
      @alyxriley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thespiffingbrit spiff are you taking advice from technoblade?

  • @animeprofilepicture7357
    @animeprofilepicture7357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4312

    Spiff is singlehandedly keeping the stock photo industry alive

    • @iceteadoesart4920
      @iceteadoesart4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      well i think shutter stock is keeping the stock photo industry alive tbh and, Hollywood movies
      Edit: by shutter stock i mean its very strange images and cursed ones

    • @lazerblazer528
      @lazerblazer528 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And dark dom

    • @golden_potto
      @golden_potto ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lazerblazer528 yeah dark dom too

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think he just screen shots the stock photos so he is not feeding those poor photographers 😂

    • @scyhte82
      @scyhte82 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fenrirgg exactly! you can even see the watermarks left in all the pictures. 😂

  • @JackalDaWolf
    @JackalDaWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2522

    This has to be the most hysterical Spore video I've seen so far. Between Crash Bandicoot eye's bulging out of his head, the Chief spawning in and out of existence and Carl flying over the horizon, I was literally in tears!

    • @charliefoxtrot7862
      @charliefoxtrot7862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I was 100% not expecting Carl and was dying laughing

    • @spiritualpianochords9868
      @spiritualpianochords9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same tho ngl

    • @gooseygoose46673
      @gooseygoose46673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true

    • @hypo0072
      @hypo0072 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where was the chef!???!??!!!

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hypo0072 The Tribal Chief. They're talking about the leader of the Mega Chads being an absolute spaz.

  • @Treeco44
    @Treeco44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3539

    "tactical mating on the battlefield"
    War is changing.

    • @reimuhakurei2123
      @reimuhakurei2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      sounds nice

    • @vincebradleysolante7895
      @vincebradleysolante7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Love does bloom on a battlefield.

    • @nigelbardoe3771
      @nigelbardoe3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      War. War never cha... wait what?

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If I want mating on a battlefield I just join my wife in bed.

    • @user-pr4cu9tb3b
      @user-pr4cu9tb3b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now I want to find a game where it's canonical The basic game mechanics.
      Who has a link to a game like this?

  • @slugerknot
    @slugerknot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    Imagine that, a Brit's favorite game mode is the one where they loot and pillage the entire planet for it's resources.

    • @VentusTheSwift
      @VentusTheSwift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      He’s still mad about us throwing tea in the ocean

    • @thesegundovolante
      @thesegundovolante 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@VentusTheSwift And look how you’re doing now

    • @toasterdudethesecond5860
      @toasterdudethesecond5860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@thesegundovolante C'mon, that's a low blow

    • @CodyGissel
      @CodyGissel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm Australian and I approve this message

    • @MentosExistsLol
      @MentosExistsLol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      400th like lol

  • @Swirl_of_StarFire
    @Swirl_of_StarFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Spore may be 12-13 years old, but damn the cutscenes are so well put together. The whole game is about creating the most random looking creatures, and the game somehow figures out how to animate every single one in cutscenes in a way that looks semi-reasonable. Not all games can handle working with custom characters, and some can't even figure out what to do with their own pre-made assets sometimes

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was actually suprised that there was a special cutcene because mega chad didnt have arms, where he tried it with the mouth it didnt work and then he threw it up to light it.
      But then again there is an achievement to reach the center without evolving, so it makes sense that there are speciap things for that
      Still, the game has so much Potential and so great stuff somethimes, its such a shake the end was so rushed

    • @ricardojanate
      @ricardojanate ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@THEJPIndustry I think it throwing it in the air and getting hit happens in all the animation, not just without arms

    • @77SBCR
      @77SBCR ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Destiny2 most recent expension had a cutscene with the first and most basic weapon model cause they couldnt be bothered making it work with your actual weapon.. But Spore could do it lol

  • @donutman4020
    @donutman4020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    Fun fact: there’s actually an achievement for reaching the center of the galaxy without evolving during your run! It’s called “better than Darwin” or “beyond Darwin” or something

    • @Duffyboi
      @Duffyboi ปีที่แล้ว +226

      I don’t care if I’m a year late, you were right with the first one “Better than Darwin”

    • @aceofspades588
      @aceofspades588 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Duffyboi cool

    • @james911p
      @james911p ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Duffyboi nice

    • @dogachanunsaldk9115
      @dogachanunsaldk9115 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah I think it is “Better than Darwin”

    • @snakeking-zo6mu
      @snakeking-zo6mu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Duffyboi Surprised to see a fellow Duffy on here.

  • @jayst
    @jayst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    The floating Carl Weezer is far more terrifying than Crack Bandicocaine

    • @_onlyrackz_
      @_onlyrackz_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I love this comment honestly

    • @OryxTheMadGod3
      @OryxTheMadGod3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      he is levitating to assert his dominance over the mega chads

    • @someguywithatophat7599
      @someguywithatophat7599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      how is it even in this game

    • @TheRealGpixels
      @TheRealGpixels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aku Aku: Crash?
      Crash: I WANNA PAINT AUSTRALIA FLOURESCENT GREEN! **resumes snorting**

    • @pugchamp1795
      @pugchamp1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@someguywithatophat7599 spore has a cool "multiplayer" system where it connects your game with others to download their creations

  • @starsgt
    @starsgt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    Random Alien: "Your species are descendants of limbless space slugs"
    Spiffing Brit:

    • @brayachdragonbane7529
      @brayachdragonbane7529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      no, we ARE limbless space slugs

    • @musclecat1005
      @musclecat1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "Well, you're not wrong."

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's my grandmother you're talking about!

    • @rlauder7210
      @rlauder7210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you ever been to Grimsby?

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The slugs: i-i

  • @Harczinger
    @Harczinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3197

    Spiff: Did you see this devs?! I beat the game without evolving!
    Devs hq:
    Dev 1: Someone beat the game without evolving.
    Dev 2: Why?

    • @thehound6268
      @thehound6268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That someone: funny

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Dev 3: someone beat the game?

    • @washiro103
      @washiro103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Dev 4: Doesn't the brain have to evolve to get through the game?

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Dev 5: For the achievement

    • @4pixhell
      @4pixhell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@joelhoon1707 dev 6: yes

  • @DeltaDubs89
    @DeltaDubs89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    The horrifying, lumbering figure of crash approaching you as you try to escape had me laughing so hard.

  • @generaldreagonlps6889
    @generaldreagonlps6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    "What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?" Yes, yes it is.

    • @andrewpojo1
      @andrewpojo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had two kancor swores while watching this and during the scene my body wanted to laugh and it hurt me badly because the swores;-;

    • @thegiantguy
      @thegiantguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, it's crash bandicoot 🤣😭

    • @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses
      @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No it's a hex bug

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Havent heard that song in years

    • @generaldreagonlps6889
      @generaldreagonlps6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scotcheggable Yeah. I heard it a month ago in some video I think but before that it was also years.

  • @tux1468
    @tux1468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    Yeah, Spore is definitely making it's comeback 12 years later.

    • @paulie1803
      @paulie1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      It never died

    • @ptr_does_music7042
      @ptr_does_music7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      For real though, it has great potential for expansion. It's a shame all they've done is some dlc's. It could be much more realistic or offer more possibilities for in-game evolving/intercultural relationships

    • @calebjohnson3537
      @calebjohnson3537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      praying for spore 2

    • @Feorblack
      @Feorblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Well, it is from the franchise killer EA, just because Dark Spore do not sell very well, they killed the entire Spore franchise!!!! God they also killed Maxis (the studio who created Spore) just because Sim City 2013 was a flop, and that was one of the biggest studios they have!!!
      That's why there is no Spore 2, because it is from EA, simple as that.

    • @GuardiansCry
      @GuardiansCry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Feorblack This is why EA sucks, all they think about is the money they make and nothing else

  • @SpruceX
    @SpruceX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Spiff: "Tactical mating on battlefield."
    Fallout series: "War... War-- does change."

  • @GoldPrince2468
    @GoldPrince2468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    Kid: "Mom? Why are we Mega Chad?"
    Mom: "Because we're the best. You can't improve peak performance!"
    Kid: "But the kids at school can walk and grab things!"
    Mom: "The kids at school are weak. They give up then evolve just so they can give up again. Now vibrate to bed before I dunk on your sorry-."

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How does she plan to dunk on the kid?

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@llewelynshingler2173 That sounds like quitter talk coming from you.

    • @QPUNeptune
      @QPUNeptune ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@llewelynshingler2173 with anger

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kid: ok.
      Dad: But that's not all.
      Kid: Why?
      Dad: I mean, other creatures need arms and legs to get what they want, right?
      Kid: right.
      Dad: But we don’t need these things which is why we are superior and giga chads.
      It's like your mom say, other beings failure just to get slightly better, to failure again.
      But we didn't need something stupid like this.
      We survived millions of years without to get change.
      While others whining and cry like little babies, we chads don’t cry, we have success.
      So don't listen to these jealous betas and alphas, they are just envy.
      You are a chad like me and your mother.
      And now, have good dreams.

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@llewelynshingler2173 Eye-blatter

  • @Meganstaek
    @Meganstaek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    Carl Weezer just sliding into the frame, floating over the horizon had me crying of laughter. Spore really is the best game

    • @DonteatpieRotmgScam
      @DonteatpieRotmgScam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      so good haha

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dude I made one creature that’s pretty much a three eyed furry and I saw an epic of it and it scared the living hell outta me as it chased me down and threw random creatures in its path.

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

    • @volkanoza7502
      @volkanoza7502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The evolution in goes to of banana

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Mystery-Wolf I made the Imposter from Among Us in the game and hid level 5 weapon parts inside it's body so that it would be dangerous to mess with. Later on I came across an Epic version of it, I dubbed it "the sussiest of them all"

  • @iancovert4094
    @iancovert4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    “Time to steal the world spice supply”
    - every Brit ever

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't you mean the Dutch?

    • @archiemetherell
      @archiemetherell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the british stole land lol not the worlds spice

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ganja and tea are the spice of modern day...

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archiemetherell the dutch stole land from the sea lmao

  • @noothcrazy9290
    @noothcrazy9290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Quote “They’re perfect!”
    Literally 15 minutes later “Weird, strange, leg-less abominations”

    • @simonblackwell3576
      @simonblackwell3576 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      9:15 smh, spiff implying that not having legs makes mega chad not perfect 😢

    • @jeffgoldblum7214
      @jeffgoldblum7214 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stuff can be two things

  • @aidandavies4636
    @aidandavies4636 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Karl Weezer and Crash Bandicoot making the guest appearances I never knew I needed

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To me the funniest part is the implication that Spiff spent hours designing a species to look exactly like an old Nickelodeon character... then forgot he had ever done that, or even what the character looks like.

    • @alicearaujo2030
      @alicearaujo2030 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and sonic

  • @ironscorpion5131
    @ironscorpion5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    The tribal chief was ahead of his time, the madlad was just practising interdimensional travel because his chad body was holding him back.

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why love I do say that tea-drinking chap has the spiffy of a good-old Brit

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We did witness his powers of Astrokinesis, what with stretching himself from one location to another as a form of precognitive "safe" teleportation

    • @ThomasHermJr
      @ThomasHermJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      someone spiked his tea with bang energy, and he was trying his damnedest to stay in the corporeal realm

  • @shanewarner899
    @shanewarner899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    The chief is so unevolved that he actually evolved physiologically and can disassemble in one place and reassemble in another so fast that the game's camera can not keep up.

    • @Humaidan.
      @Humaidan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ruining the 69 likes :))))

    • @totalorganfailuregaming3252
      @totalorganfailuregaming3252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Humaidan. good

    • @2001CusinartToaster
      @2001CusinartToaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Humaidan. Thank you every much

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

    • @commonhousehuman
      @commonhousehuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thefolder3086 what?

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "Unlike other Spore creatures, this one is nightmare fuel"
    You're saying other Spore creatures _don't_ look like demons?

    • @littenfire3563
      @littenfire3563 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Spore creatures can look really cute depending on how you make them

    • @croakyvincent
      @croakyvincent ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@littenfire3563 true

  • @VemorrFrantik
    @VemorrFrantik ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I remember ages ago trying to do a fish playthrough. It actually did put my first nest in to the ocean, because it was supposed to be possible at first. Sadly there were no controls to dive or anything... that's when I realized they never coded in water creatures. When I tried to evolve to be a land animal, the sea monster burst out of the ground and ate me immediately. It was a good run.

  • @gurievgleb9123
    @gurievgleb9123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    "Just eating food and not evolving whatsoever"
    Sounds familiar...

    • @lazzzlooo
      @lazzzlooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Speak for yourself! I have now gained the ability to roll to the downstairs fridge!

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      T minus two weeks to an actual human for president.

    • @kratosorokai1546
      @kratosorokai1546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sounds like a american

    • @mashedt8rs290
      @mashedt8rs290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kratosorokai1546 Yes because the most powerful nation on earth is unevolved...

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mashedt8rs290 I think they were referring to the lizard people.

  • @ajo8655
    @ajo8655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    The fact that he didn't recognize Carl bc he's British was probably the best.

    • @Ludicollision
      @Ludicollision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Jimmy Neutron aired in England! He probably just never watched it. I definitely remember watching it as a kid.

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hes prolly just a bit too old to know it

    • @HiddenSunny
      @HiddenSunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@darksteelmenace595 Spiff is actually really young. 23, I think?

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@HiddenSunny he sounds like he's at least 30 xD

    • @drogenfeld
      @drogenfeld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ya gotta of meant bri'ish.

  • @potatofish7730
    @potatofish7730 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The reason that the mega chads were so buggy during cutscenes is because they are simply the perfect creature, and as such are not only not bound by the rules of the game, but can also move along the 4th dimension

  • @vampjager8586
    @vampjager8586 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Megachad: 'gets stuck'
    Also Megachad: 'refuses to ask for help and simply dies right where he is 2 feet from another creature'
    Truly the most mega of Chad's

  • @hubertjohnson418
    @hubertjohnson418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    There's even an achievement for this...

    • @hubertjohnson418
      @hubertjohnson418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@thespiffingbrit yeah... when I did this playthrough the creature stage took about 10 hours to do lol

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hubertjohnson418 Really? The only one I know of is for not using legs.

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Klekowksii basically just make jabba the hutt

    • @hubertjohnson418
      @hubertjohnson418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Klekowksii There are a lot of achievements in spore

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hubertjohnson418 I know but I looked on the wiki and couldn't find it. It's called "Better than Darwin" or something, right?

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Crack Bandicocaine cant hurt you, hes not real
    Crack Bandicocaine:

    • @The13thclam
      @The13thclam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Woah!
      woah
      Wo-o-ah

  • @alexknows3461
    @alexknows3461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Carl Wheezer moment had me in awe, so majestically just gliding over his domain for he is the All-father

  • @howdthtfeelbro762
    @howdthtfeelbro762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    I love all the things you can do in this game.
    When I was a kid I was in a war with another alien race and when they only had 1 system left I started abducting their citizens. After I blew up their planet I placed them down on a planet that I had set aside for this exact experiment. I then put a monolith down to help them with their technology.
    After they had evolved their species once again I made contact with them and they treated me like a god 😂😂😂 and I decided to make diplomatic relations with them so they could buy all of my spices heheh. I love spore.

    • @realvkurp5966
      @realvkurp5966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      This sounds like the plot of a really twisted version of Star Wars

    • @procrastinathor4594
      @procrastinathor4594 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wasn't this in stargate?

    • @iamlorddems3859
      @iamlorddems3859 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Our alien founders are like they need to cull themselves first

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds like what has happened to us. I'm convinced we're an inferior species just being toyed with by aliens like in your story.

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FringeWizard2 Well, I wonder if they expected such rapid development from us in these last 500 years. Let alone the possibly thousands of years they haven't seen us in.

  • @willfrommel508
    @willfrommel508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    "The game will apparently be released shortly after Star Citizen is complete"
    ow

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s never coming

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@Kot-Kojote by the time Star Citizen comes out, time itself will be a scoffed-upon concept that beings of pure light will communicate to you through telepathy....
      but plot twist, the beings of pure light are sponsored by Nvidia Ray Tracing.

    • @Rickbearcat
      @Rickbearcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Owww, but true.

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And after Cyberpunk works.

    • @Sneemaster
      @Sneemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ouch but as a SC fan it could be true. Still optimistic either way! And for Half-life 3! Someday...

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Imagine calmly and happily living in your tribe when suddenly:
    *C H I L D*

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      argh i hate when that happens

    • @mechguardain5494
      @mechguardain5494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I too, hate when Carl comes down from the heavens and treats my people like anta

    • @Sol-Invictus
      @Sol-Invictus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That was an awesome UFO design. Some of the stuff people designed in the game.

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mechguardain5494 at least someone here watched jimmy neutron...

  • @garrettvenn9022
    @garrettvenn9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I'm sick right now, but hearing Spiff laughing while saying "He's got one thousand health and he's coming to kill us" makes it impossible to not laugh with him.
    It hurts to laugh. But I don't care. I needed this.

    • @loreleidreaming4403
      @loreleidreaming4403 ปีที่แล้ว

      as someone else also currently sick in bed, this part spurred a cough/laugh fit in me too 😂😩

  • @SubwaySweden
    @SubwaySweden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That seems perfectly logical.... I have seen a lot of people complete life IRL without evolving at all

    • @MigattenoBlakae
      @MigattenoBlakae ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UNDERRATED COMMENT, this shit is hilarious!😂

  • @britishotter5881
    @britishotter5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Brit doesn’t need to evolve, he’s already a flawless being

    • @bryceburns429
      @bryceburns429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      A perfectly balanced person with no exploits

    • @solchapeau6343
      @solchapeau6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spiff could be defeated by voice recognition. Spiff: "Alexa, order free tins of tea." Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't have any free tea in my database."
      (This is meant to be funny, not mean.)

    • @abag1057
      @abag1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But is he a flawless as the Queen?

    • @SlimIsHim
      @SlimIsHim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thespiffingbrit like all things should be.

    • @hiimyouraveragejoe1243
      @hiimyouraveragejoe1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I
      agree

  • @BigSayer84
    @BigSayer84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "Come inside my belly" Isn't that the opening line to introduce yourself to the creator of Yorkshire Tea?

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are what you eat, so... probably.

    • @emilbotev3656
      @emilbotev3656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Come inside my belly"- Spiff 2021

    • @haddib
      @haddib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emilbotev3656 This will be a cursed year.

    • @TheGrinningViking
      @TheGrinningViking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's vulgar to talk about her majesty the queen, from who all good things spring, in such a base manner .

    • @Nikapocalypse
      @Nikapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just makes me think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

  • @Hawkcam1996
    @Hawkcam1996 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It’s crazy that they never made Spore 2. After all, they made The Sims 2, and this game is still being played even to this day. A sequel to this game is long overdue

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Calling sex “tactical mating” is the funniest shit ever

  • @GethOverlord
    @GethOverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    This man literally took over the planet with the Spore equivalent of Jellyfish.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's what I was thinking, but then I realized jellyfish at least bothered to evolve defensive stings.

    • @bread5020
      @bread5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jellyfish are the ultimate chad animal

    • @user-fl3le7pt9c
      @user-fl3le7pt9c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, the creature had beak and eyes from the beginning, both evolutionary things very advanced compared to Jellyfish, especially eyes.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pretty sure jellyfish don't have brains...

    • @idkwhattonamemyself9046
      @idkwhattonamemyself9046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but still many scientists think that when human kind eventually KILLS ITSELF because we are idiots jellyfish will prosper because we have killed their predators

  • @squiddle5193
    @squiddle5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    The best part about this game is that when it crashes after two hours I get reminded that it doesn't have autosave.

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i would recommend running it on windows 7. it's much more stable

    • @synka5922
      @synka5922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      after two hours I finished a run :p

    • @squiddle5193
      @squiddle5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@synka5922 not if you play the space stage legit...

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think I have had it crash.🤔

  • @turma8eac
    @turma8eac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You know you are in a good planet when there is sonic, crash bandicoot and jimmy neutron characters as epic monsters

    • @erubianwarlord8208
      @erubianwarlord8208 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      carl was a shaped ship from another star nation

  • @contocake1035
    @contocake1035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    To be honest spore has great potential and should have a new dlc or remake

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Preferably without EA being involved at all

    • @Lilll3
      @Lilll3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still in early development, but

    • @rolands97
      @rolands97 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lilll3 but WHAT?

    • @qoxgnsuch1997
      @qoxgnsuch1997 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rolands97 THRIVE, a beta game supposed to be the successor to spore

  • @hometownboy6537
    @hometownboy6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    When spiff says that his creation is perfect even before development, sounds a lot like Bethesda’s attitude to their games.

    • @christophershell7564
      @christophershell7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Admittingly, Skyrim and Fallout 4 are pretty good, yet buggy, games. Fallout 76, not so much.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It just works!

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

  • @FamusJamus
    @FamusJamus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Crawls out of the sea, never evolves, threatens other species with poetry, and creates an empire through ruthless bureaucracy?
    Dear Lizzie, it's the Vogons.

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn't seat in any other species to

    • @DiogocsOliveira
      @DiogocsOliveira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You sir, are a man of culture! And I do hope you always carry a towel.

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well at least we don't have to panic
      DON'T PANIC!

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He also didn't evolve since crawling out of the primordial sludge, just like them!

    • @AlbertoRodriguezIII
      @AlbertoRodriguezIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So long and thanks for all the fish!

  • @midwinterhunt
    @midwinterhunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    when you say "Mega Chad" too quickly it sounds like "Maggot Chan" and honestly both names are completely accurate

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "The game will be released shortly after Star Citizen is fully complete."
    Well played Spiff, I tip my hat to you

  • @mementomori7658
    @mementomori7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Me: wait is that-
    Spiff: THE NUT
    Me:

    • @Dragon_memer
      @Dragon_memer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The NUT is a wonderful creature

  • @deadsoldiertr
    @deadsoldiertr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    "Oh, come inside my belly."
    - The Spiffing Brit

  • @thunderbolt294
    @thunderbolt294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    With Spiff's magnificent narration I almost forgot that this wasn't the Discovery Channel.

  • @victorfinberg8595
    @victorfinberg8595 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    i love the combination of cheese, running monologue, and incredible positive energy, no matter how bad the game outcome is

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "A chaotic demon of death has arrived"
    You have it all wrong, that is the god of spore, Carl Wheezer.

    • @dahscreamingeagle3473
      @dahscreamingeagle3473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who's carl wheezer?

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ever watched Jimmy Neutron?

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ivenever even watched jimmy neutron but Ik who he is still. Carl is a meme icon! How could you not know him?!

    • @PixelByte404
      @PixelByte404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      These two things are not mutually exclusive

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

  • @Daktangle
    @Daktangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "Doesn't really matter how you evolve, provided you have enough money making potential and scummy gameplay strategies, anything is possible!" You made the Vogons

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They won't even bother to save their grandmothers if they aren't ordered to by the council after a decade waiting for approval only to end up at a recycling centre.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except they actually can sing and play instruments well.

  • @aawinberry
    @aawinberry ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Because trust me, If these little guys can get to space, what you can manage, is going to be absolutely terrifying." - My new get motivated quote

  • @AzzyTheGreat
    @AzzyTheGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Spiffing Brit makes niceness and warmth seem completely non-pandering, and I love how everything he says just sounds like a big hug.

  • @rptyr
    @rptyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    really should've opened up civ 5 when you "entered civilization" and smoothly transitioned into another video

    • @AbsolutlyN0thin
      @AbsolutlyN0thin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      then stalaris for the space age

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Floating Carl is way too accurate. How the hell did that get in the game.

    • @DonteatpieRotmgScam
      @DonteatpieRotmgScam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaoo

    • @BarbarianGod
      @BarbarianGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Probably a spaceship design? Occasionally aliens will come to your planet and abduct things

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@BarbarianGod YEAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IT IS A SPACESHIP CAUSE IT WAS FLOATING

    • @crazyhayden
      @crazyhayden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spore uses images to create NPC’s, they used a picture of Carl wheeler and spore-ified it

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@crazyhayden no- some. Someone made it

  • @rupert_1491
    @rupert_1491 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    No one gonna talk about the "drill" on the purple thing

  • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
    @SoggyCoffeeAddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Spiff makes the same tactical movements I make in ark when I see a raptor on a mount that I can be pounced off of
    Turn away and keep moving

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    *Normal creatures:* Walking.
    *The Mega Chad:* E X T E N D B O D Y

  • @cwinship
    @cwinship 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Y'all ever wonder what Brit's search history looks like after finding all these stock images?

    • @randomaccount8020
      @randomaccount8020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What is *your* search history? What did you search to get that pfp???

    • @cwinship
      @cwinship 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That is an excellent question and an even more excellent response.

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cwinship Vincent, prison didn't do you too well...

    • @cwinship
      @cwinship 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quuaaarrrk8056 *Leo, and my long nose gives me an aerodynamic advantage so it's okay

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cwinship Of course, how could I have mistaken Leo for Vincent, that treacherous police guy. With such a long nose, do you have an advantage only when fleeing or also when playing games with your son?

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ah yes, Spiff with a game where most of the point is the character creator

  • @ManofSex69
    @ManofSex69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Unlike most Spore creatures, this one instills nightmares!”
    Mans clearly has never seen MMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @aaronmorton5427
    @aaronmorton5427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "See there is a tiny tribe here but we need to steal their spice they are meant to have"
    spoken like a true brit

  • @fayept
    @fayept 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "New study proves existence of creature that hasn't evolved in billions of years"

    • @azoniarnl3362
      @azoniarnl3362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean like cockroaches?

    • @AlfredEiji
      @AlfredEiji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Viruses

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlfredEiji viruses aren't living, much less creatures.

    • @IamCoalfoot
      @IamCoalfoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There are certain strains Cyanobacteria that are thought to be roughly 2.8 billion years old, are among the first bacteria to develop photosynthesis to produce oxygen, and still live in colonies near ocean shores where they leave behind rocky outcroppings, some of which are the oldest _rocks_ on Earth.

    • @CapnCorn304
      @CapnCorn304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IamCoalfoot it gets even better not only have they survived to the present day with very little evolutionary change they survived multiple mass extinctions that they caused by pumping so much oxygen into the atmosphere that the it became inhospitable to them.

  • @helplmchoking
    @helplmchoking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Holy sit I thought this game was way older! Loved it so much as a kid, I still have my deluxe edition in its fancy white box as well as the concept art book and all that. It was probably underwhelming if you were older but I was 13 so I adored it

    • @MigattenoBlakae
      @MigattenoBlakae ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhoh how long have you been choking?

    • @helplmchoking
      @helplmchoking ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MigattenoBlakae It's a hobby

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    An entire society of giant unicellular organisms that only communicate with music and conquer the world in a bloodless economical expansion that is actually amazing

  • @MattMcAwesome12
    @MattMcAwesome12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "Come (sic) inside my belly." - Spiff
    It's on record.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The parts about getting his belly are also on record. The vore crowd will keep that one on their sound board.

    • @aidankelly4952
      @aidankelly4952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@lemeres2478 I love the implication that there's a vore crowd that have a soundboard of vore-related sound effects to play

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidankelly4952 yes

  • @oathkeeper65
    @oathkeeper65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Wait a minute... this isn’t mittensquad... this is the spiffing Brit.

    • @ChulioRCHulio
      @ChulioRCHulio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This is where the real game begins...

    • @tiagoluz2019
      @tiagoluz2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @terry2295
      @terry2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChulioRCHulio it truly is

  • @quinntaylor1170
    @quinntaylor1170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I cried in fear seeing Carl weazer at 17:23 just floating over the horizon! Bow down to your creator

  • @astrosteve
    @astrosteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You know, it's really interesting that he doesn't like the space stage. When the game first came out, most people were the opposite, and insisted Space was the only stage that wasn't garbage and boring. Big change of opinions with the game, I guess?

    • @SchizoetryOfficial
      @SchizoetryOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The least popular stage is the cell stage but that was always my favorite. Thats not saying much though, because the entire game is trash imo.

    • @murrayshekelberg9754
      @murrayshekelberg9754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I assume most people still like the space stage the best. I was surprised to hear someone say they thought it was the worst. That copy protection fiasco killed this games chances of a sequel

    • @Cheesusful
      @Cheesusful ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always found cell stage incredibly relaxing

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly yeah, cell stage was definitely my favorite. Just kinda felt like a high production flash game with the 2d evolution, which is a good feeling.

  • @sirdragon6860
    @sirdragon6860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Well yes, there's even an achievement for that called "take that darwin"

    • @NagaDarmag
      @NagaDarmag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Also "slugger" for the no legs.

    • @martinpachu7125
      @martinpachu7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude literally didnt evolve just to flip off a human dude,absolute legend

  • @deathocats
    @deathocats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "the most perfect being ever"
    ... Tea-anu Keeves?

    • @tempusaeturnum920
      @tempusaeturnum920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tea-anu Leeves

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yorkshire Tea-anu Leeves Gold

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRealBlazingDiamond the planet should be called yorkshire, the species is the Tea-anu Leaves, flying the spaceship gold, to brew a cuppa where no Brit had brewed before

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@billionai4871 All the while enjoying a nice cup of Yorkshire tea gold

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No...
      Tea-Our-New Leaves

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    there is a game currently being developed as a spiritual successor to spore, and it seems like an improvement in EVERY way

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you happen to remember the name of the game?

  • @elitemook4234
    @elitemook4234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I imagine the megachad developed speech souly so they could scream "You left me unfinished" at the heavens.

  • @NightSpark11569
    @NightSpark11569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Spore: I'm going to befriend this potato with eyes. oh my brain grew I'm going to eat you now

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Just like real life British people, you start straight off as an invasive species. XD

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you shouldn't be laughing general, remember the Huk? remember Kummar? remember your days fighting for Kalee? general, you must not laugh aat these matters.

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      An invasive species that won due to being more advanced, same with the French, the Germans, the Americans, and sometimes the Russians

    • @DarksiderDarmoset
      @DarksiderDarmoset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AmericanCaesarian Not being more advanced, but rather prioritizing weapons and violence over the needs of their own people.

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmericanCaesarian hell yeah brother

    • @paulsween628
      @paulsween628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRUH

  • @eryscalamitas1611
    @eryscalamitas1611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the epitome of the " I wasn't born perfect, *I demanded it* " meme

  • @Milkman-bu9es
    @Milkman-bu9es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I was a kid I played spore for hundreds of hours, my proudest moment was discovering that regardless of whichever diet you picked if you add a herbivore mouth and a carnivore mouth you can be omnivorous anyway

    • @ashimochi
      @ashimochi ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo yes, the realization shocked me as well

  • @teph1256
    @teph1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You don't have me fooled, someone else did this before spiff. Although admittedly their video didn't feature Crash bandicoot and Carl Wheezer from Jimmy neutron.

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thespiffingbrit don't forget good old crash Bandicocaine

  • @acidhydra101
    @acidhydra101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Can't believe Spiff encountered 「CARL WHEEZER, THE DEVOURER OF GODS」 in this video! 117/10, amazing job.

  • @Philippe44
    @Philippe44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brit: Play the digeridoo
    Tribe Leader: Let me show you the dance of my people

  • @kittimer
    @kittimer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    game: "you are about to enter civilization"
    also game: bodiless mega chads quantum tunneling across the map
    me: "Am I?"

  • @AdmiralNMR
    @AdmiralNMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "that's some intense nuttage right there, and wow, he's collapsed". That's not a Spore creature that's just my pet rabbit.

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    «The chad has grown a brain! My goodness I thought the day would never come.» That’s one of the best lines I’ve ever heard.

  • @NorthstriderGaming
    @NorthstriderGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Carl, Sonic and Crash... the creativity of people knows no bounds

  • @tyronglover640
    @tyronglover640 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There is a youtube exploit upon us! Why else whould he link to this now 🤔

  • @playerunknown9448
    @playerunknown9448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Spiff again proving that he never dissapoints.

  • @Twelth
    @Twelth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "not all of us are perfect"
    But isn't mega Chad already perfect?

  • @AgelessTurtle
    @AgelessTurtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This game was so fun! I can’t imagine how awesome spore 2 would be with how games have evolved today! See what I did there?! ;D

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And maybe they will finally give us the aquatic stage they left out in the original game... 😁

  • @elmatijota7008
    @elmatijota7008 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It is hard to break something broken,
    but it is harder to improve something perfect.
    -Joe Mama 2022

  • @timothykurdt7645
    @timothykurdt7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "CCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" -Some Llama with a hat

  • @Lankycaptain
    @Lankycaptain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Questions like this must be answered and our glorious Tea leader is here to spread knowledge.

  • @Sentrix6
    @Sentrix6 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Challenge: exists
    Darwinism: *gone. Reduced to atoms*

  • @hopejordan2997
    @hopejordan2997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how the commentary sounds like a nature documentary.

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I have one word to say about that large orange creature: "WOAH!"

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    19:03 “Sir, a large object is coming out of Hyperspace!”

  • @GraceAndHumility
    @GraceAndHumility 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The part where carl wheezer interrupted your consort was the best part of my life