I imagine there is a travel agency that is getting a sweet kickback for everyone they send. Or doctor sending patients to a tropical resort where "they burn the pounds off of you."
I mean... It's not the highest rated place I've ever seen, but I've never heard a single bad thing about this island from anyone that went there. So it can't be that bad right? And look at the brochures, free room and board, vibrant multicultural paradise with brand new high rise apartments and robust public services! Even the tagline is great "once you arrive youll feel like you can never leave!". Honey, I think this vacation is gonna be perfect, its so cheap it's like they're paying to get us there!
I'm imagining the negative upkeep costs on those Apartments are because you actually opened the world's largest Trade School for Firemen (with a focus on preventative measures through Building inspectors). People fly from all over the world and pay you exorbitant tuition to study fire safety, modern earthquake stability methods, and run daily exercises in your vast complex of test facilities.
This video is so incredibly funny and ironic.Spiff played prison architect, but made a tree/ tea farming simulator. He plays tropico 6 that has farming as a main point, and turns it into a prison island 😂 I love this so much!!!🤣
Yes EXACTLY that . All thats missing is Billy G the computer nerd, and a bunch of corrupt politicians, lets call them Boris Johnny, Matthew HandCOCK and ALL their chums who need to be sent to this island
I just imagine some poor tourist saying something like "I love it so much I never want to leave" and then they just hear from behind them "and you never will" right before they get arrested XD
Building empty Apartments just to hold money printing presses is a perfectly balanced concept. I expect the world governments will pick up on this momentarily... If they haven't already.
New Australia: starts seeing a harmless cough go around. Spiff: Everyone panic you're all going to die! Also Spiff: Steals a whole ass building to deal with people being sick.
Everyone: What lessons can we learn from the pandemic..... Spff: YES, what lessons indeed.... *sips tea maniacally* Everyone: Everyone: *sobs in handcuffs*
Man I can't believe I can experience what it's like to be a miner on a tropical island and all for free, I love the tour guide and El Presidente that have arranged for this program.
I can excuse the forced labor camp stuff, but I feel Spaff crossed a line when he surrounded the apartment complex with fire stations. Think of the noise! Living in those apartments must be hellish!
Not necessary. First of all: new buildings can be incredible soundproof. And second: if there is no emergency, fire trucks don´t use the siren. And even if there is an alarm, they normally only start the siren, when they need it. (In case of high speed and a crossing, and so on.). I worked a few years close to a fire station in a small city. Where there is very little fire alarm. In two years i heard them once. And then i just closed the window. And didn´t heard them anymore.
@@NA-AN I wanted to make some comparison, because some years ago the average australian was quite rich in regard to many other countries. Then i checked the average income and living costs nowadays. And were left back with a big minus. I am sorry for you. You really have my condolence.
I love this island. The ship I was on mysteriously sank from an explosion, but some pirates saved me. I was given the best job ever, taking all of the coffee beans and throw them right into the ocean.
Spiff is superman while LGIO is Batman. Spiff: Basically superpowers From comic to comic (game to game) he can range from slightly powerful to literally a deity depending on what the writers (game devs) allow Alien (British, same thing Let's Game it Out: Abundance of a valuable resource. LGIO: Time+ Patience Batman: Money+intelligence Op with prep time Sometimes he gets super powers or super power like abilities (he accidentally finds exploits but usually is just trying to cause mayhem)
ive been watching spiff videos too long, when he said "theres a way around this" talking about a random arrested persons family causing problems. My first and immediate response was "Arrest the whole family"
Autocracy 101: - your people are dying because of poor healthcare - build a gigantic useless monument instead of a hospital - arrest the poor for being poor (that also works in some major democracies)
Regular Kiwi viewer and loyal subject of HM wishes to congratulate you for another fine video with brilliant sense of humour, supreme accuracy in depiction of history and a fantastic taste. Take that Australia.
omg I've been wanting to imprison my entire island for a long time now, so far I've only manage to barely run my banana island with military faction only and closed borders. This will make a great addition to my island.
Spiff! Thank God for you and the British Empire! I haven't had a good day so far in the four hours since it started. The jolt of joy and dopamine I got was perfectly balanced, thank you. My day is much better already.
Spiff is my main dopamine dealer, well, after puppies, sunshine and fresh donuts after church. I don't get dopamine from tea anymore, I can only get Tetley's
@@faustinpippin9208 This just in: 20+ million dead people now counts as harmless. Interesting that it's almost always people who think that killing 6 million people in the 30s and 40s was also a good idea.
@@DrZaius3141 ok bot....i tried to respond to your comment but ofc my comment got deleted when i said obvious things that they dont want you to know....freedom of speach btw....
@@faustinpippin9208 Let me guess: You wanted to deny either the Holocaust or the reality of Covid. Because instead of grief for the lives lost you live in denial because your favorite propaganda outlet told you so and you believe literally anything you're fed.
@@faustinpippin9208for real... point out massive government overreach and the response is always "it was bad so many people died". Uhhh ya we never said it wasn't bad but okay...
Does anyone else want to write a fan fiction about some marines breaking into this prison island to free trapped tourists? But they find the island is a strange haven and they have to fight an aircraft carrier
Game says "except of bribe", Spiff goes "this includes the cost to [...] bribe". It's always wonderful he knows how to break games so badly but then fails at reading a line or a number at times. 😂
'The virus is completely not dangerous but we're going to tell everyone it is and terrify them' Man Tropico 6 was either wildly prescient or they had insider knowledge...
Yeah that makes sense , stealing an entire important building to the world, that wouldn't raise any eyebroww neither would the sketchy pirates or whatever they are. Great video tho perfectly balanced
I imagine there is a travel agency that is getting a sweet kickback for everyone they send. Or doctor sending patients to a tropical resort where "they burn the pounds off of you."
The health spa recommended by Dr Zoidberg in Futurama 😂
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I don't know what the place is like, but for every one I send there they send me a bucket of shrimp!
they can certainly afford to XD
Wasn't there an episode of Talespin like that?
I mean... It's not the highest rated place I've ever seen, but I've never heard a single bad thing about this island from anyone that went there. So it can't be that bad right? And look at the brochures, free room and board, vibrant multicultural paradise with brand new high rise apartments and robust public services! Even the tagline is great "once you arrive youll feel like you can never leave!". Honey, I think this vacation is gonna be perfect, its so cheap it's like they're paying to get us there!
I like that the first thing you built was a road which flattened several poor peoples houses.
This is the true industrialist way.
It's what the Queen would have wanted.
They shouldn't have built their houses there then
@@defectiveindustries selfish.
they're not poor people,they're economically challenged sla- i mean workers, yeah economically challenged workers..
I'm imagining the negative upkeep costs on those Apartments are because you actually opened the world's largest Trade School for Firemen (with a focus on preventative measures through Building inspectors). People fly from all over the world and pay you exorbitant tuition to study fire safety, modern earthquake stability methods, and run daily exercises in your vast complex of test facilities.
And commencement takes place at the prison!
*Would You like to visit my Island for A Holiday? Some say its so good you will never want to leave!*
Let's gooo🎉
Long as there’s tea
I would love to!
Trying to book a room now.
Can I be an island employee? Then yes. (I also received my complimentary get out of jail free card)
Imagine a bunch of guys sail up to Istanbul, put the Hagia Sophia on their boat, and then sail away without anyone doing anything about it.
That's some Despicable Me shenanigans
dont you effing dare call it istanbul its constantinople pr byzantium not effing istanbul
And New York City will always be New Amsterdam
@@artturisiikanen3843it’s istanbul now buddy, has been for almost a century
This video is so incredibly funny and ironic.Spiff played prison architect, but made a tree/ tea farming simulator. He plays tropico 6 that has farming as a main point, and turns it into a prison island 😂 I love this so much!!!🤣
We need another Prison Architect video! 😂
Lets be honest it truly is perfectly balanced as all things should be
It checks out if you look at the history of the UK and colonies.
Uno reverse
2:35 spiff just had flashbacks to the Boston Tea Party
Spiffing Brit appears to view the UN declaration human rights as a bucket list of some sort.
I love it.
Geneva convention? Don't you mean Geneva suggestion?
the UN world send soldiers to get their citizens but he would just arrest them
@@Taxevader-gk9msand then the UN soldiers would just immediately walk themselves into prison like everyone else seems to lmao
@@damianfry2080nah it’s the Geneva checklist
He saw the list of offenses counting as war crimes and though "those are rookie numbers"
As an Australian convict this is 100% historically accurate
After the last few years, this feels more like a historical simulator.
Oh good I though I was being crazy
By historical do you mean 24th July 2019 to 6th September 2022? At least for minutes 6 through 10
That part was the historical part, everything else is future cannon @@Nestor_Makhno
Yes EXACTLY that
.
All thats missing is Billy G the computer nerd,
and a bunch of corrupt politicians,
lets call them Boris Johnny, Matthew HandCOCK and ALL their chums who need to be sent to this island
yeh me too bro maybe 2019 to 2020 gov stole the idea from spiff
I just imagine some poor tourist saying something like "I love it so much I never want to leave" and then they just hear from behind them "and you never will" right before they get arrested XD
Imagine living in that apartment building with the dozens, if not hundreds of building inspections on a daily basis
I'd move out
And if you fail any one of them, for any reason...well, you go to prison.
Imagine being one of those fire fighters whos job is inspections then their off hours are plagued by other inspections.
@@Tempusmon no time to put fire out xD
You're having to time your showers carefully cuz if you're not careful someone's gonna knock on the bathroom door
I'm sure there are CEOs of American for-profit prison corporations who are watching this video and furiously taking notes.
They don't have to take notes, they already did everything that they need to
Not 2 minutes in, and Spiffo already has a plan for instauring slavery. I should have expected that.
Spiff's plan: Replicate the American prison system, and American stances on contraceptives to keep people poor and pumping out babies.
You really should have.
What is this zombie project raccoon doing here?
Wait... I called him Spiffo?! :'D
Spiffo burgers started the outbreak, thats my theory
Building empty Apartments just to hold money printing presses is a perfectly balanced concept.
I expect the world governments will pick up on this momentarily... If they haven't already.
New Australia: starts seeing a harmless cough go around.
Spiff: Everyone panic you're all going to die!
Also Spiff: Steals a whole ass building to deal with people being sick.
Everyone: What lessons can we learn from the pandemic.....
Spff: YES, what lessons indeed.... *sips tea maniacally*
Everyone:
Everyone: *sobs in handcuffs*
Man I can't believe I can experience what it's like to be a miner on a tropical island and all for free, I love the tour guide and El Presidente that have arranged for this program.
I can excuse the forced labor camp stuff, but I feel Spaff crossed a line when he surrounded the apartment complex with fire stations.
Think of the noise! Living in those apartments must be hellish!
Yeah, if I had to live there, I would go to the nearest police station and let myself get arrested.
Not necessary. First of all: new buildings can be incredible soundproof. And second: if there is no emergency, fire trucks don´t use the siren. And even if there is an alarm, they normally only start the siren, when they need it. (In case of high speed and a crossing, and so on.). I worked a few years close to a fire station in a small city. Where there is very little fire alarm. In two years i heard them once. And then i just closed the window. And didn´t heard them anymore.
That's where the money comes from. People are paying to not have to live there
@@baldurkukukari4051Massive assumption that the average New Australian can just afford a soundproof home.
@@NA-AN I wanted to make some comparison, because some years ago the average australian was quite rich in regard to many other countries. Then i checked the average income and living costs nowadays. And were left back with a big minus.
I am sorry for you. You really have my condolence.
who knew spiff could replicate the American prison system so well.
Except it's more like the Japanese prison system.
Yas
Yesah
Yes
Yeah
I understand why the game doesn’t have a drag select to arrest feature but I bet by the end Spiff’s clicking finger would have appreciated it
The EU sending money to a criminal country is too real
birds of a feather flock together
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@@carlosporto8255 in comparison to what ?
@@CJV69In the eyes of megacorps and other "friendly" players..
Like israel 😅
I love that the devs allow you to exploit basically every feature of tropico, its basically an absurdly immersive exploit simulator :P
I love how spiff loves coffee so much, he wants to make the whole ocean a gigantic coffee mug
Harmless Cough: happens
Spiff: CITIZENS IT IS A *PANDEMIA*
The tourists get a great deal instead of paying for a hotel they get free room and board
1:36 Gotta say, I didn’t know “palatial” was a word until now. Gotta love spiff for his expanded vocabulary 😂
is it normal to talk to voices in your head
is it normal to have fake conversations with yourself in your head
I love this island. The ship I was on mysteriously sank from an explosion, but some pirates saved me. I was given the best job ever, taking all of the coffee beans and throw them right into the ocean.
Spiff is superman while LGIO is Batman.
Spiff:
Basically superpowers
From comic to comic (game to game) he can range from slightly powerful to literally a deity depending on what the writers (game devs) allow
Alien (British, same thing
Let's Game it Out:
Abundance of a valuable resource.
LGIO: Time+ Patience
Batman: Money+intelligence
Op with prep time
Sometimes he gets super powers or super power like abilities (he accidentally finds exploits but usually is just trying to cause mayhem)
ive been watching spiff videos too long, when he said "theres a way around this" talking about a random arrested persons family causing problems. My first and immediate response was "Arrest the whole family"
Spiff always plays the games the way the game developers really intended. Perfectly balanced :D
Careful, Brit. If you dump too much coffee into the sea, it'll all be one big cuppa
Joe?
Autocracy 101:
- your people are dying because of poor healthcare
- build a gigantic useless monument instead of a hospital
- arrest the poor for being poor (that also works in some major democracies)
I almost forgot how great this game is
Regular Kiwi viewer and loyal subject of HM wishes to congratulate you for another fine video with brilliant sense of humour, supreme accuracy in depiction of history and a fantastic taste.
Take that Australia.
I’m a simple man, I see new spiff video, I drop everything and watch it
Make sure you sit down when holding a baby
omg I've been wanting to imprison my entire island for a long time now, so far I've only manage to barely run my banana island with military faction only and closed borders. This will make a great addition to my island.
Spiff! Thank God for you and the British Empire! I haven't had a good day so far in the four hours since it started.
The jolt of joy and dopamine I got was perfectly balanced, thank you. My day is much better already.
Spiff is my main dopamine dealer, well, after puppies, sunshine and fresh donuts after church. I don't get dopamine from tea anymore, I can only get Tetley's
The most accurate part of this was telling everyone its a deadly disease and then immediately throwing a party with your friends.
*sips Tea* Time for another exploitation motivation video! Love you spiffing Brit! You’ve inspired me to do the same lol
"Common-tator for life" is a great way to describe most content creators nowadays.
*sips tea* Ah, yes, the perfect game for Spiff. The game where you can become a dictator and send everyone to prison. Peak British simulator.
8:56 I’m wondering if spiff is trying to say something here haha
"How'd you like to visit Spiff's Island Paradise?"
-The most accurate description of threatening someone with a good time.
on one hand this is a standard spiff video but on the other it shows spiff telling you how he felt about the last few years
You have literally described Britain in a modern day nutshell.
@8:25 Getting some real 2020 vibes here...
Is Tropico a better Bond villain series than Evil Genius? Also, it's amazing to see Spiff enacting future Tory policies.
I sir, am a coffee drinking, tea yeet-ing american that finds your your comedic distaste of your lost colonists.... delightful. Encore sir.
China played Tropico 6 and tried to use that modern apartment exploit in real life, it didn't work out very well
They forgot to add all those firestations in those ghost cities
>using a harmless cough as an excuse to arrest everyone
A bit too on the nose there spiff
Anyone ever think tropico is TOO realistic? 😂
8:26 literally 2019-2022
@@faustinpippin9208 This just in: 20+ million dead people now counts as harmless. Interesting that it's almost always people who think that killing 6 million people in the 30s and 40s was also a good idea.
@@DrZaius3141 ok bot....i tried to respond to your comment but ofc my comment got deleted when i said obvious things that they dont want you to know....freedom of speach btw....
@@faustinpippin9208 Let me guess: You wanted to deny either the Holocaust or the reality of Covid. Because instead of grief for the lives lost you live in denial because your favorite propaganda outlet told you so and you believe literally anything you're fed.
@@faustinpippin9208for real... point out massive government overreach and the response is always "it was bad so many people died". Uhhh ya we never said it wasn't bad but okay...
The Full English Breakfast: bangers, beans, toast, human rights abuse, runny egg, black tea
Spiff providing coffein to the fishes so they can swim faster is so admirable 2:28
I'm a bit disapointed that we didn't get to hear Penultimo.
Anyone who wants to buy the strategy book that spiff was using for this, it’s called the „gulag archipelago“.
Another tropico vid? It's been awhile, and I always enjoy the quality of your content.
Does anyone else want to write a fan fiction about some marines breaking into this prison island to free trapped tourists? But they find the island is a strange haven and they have to fight an aircraft carrier
Developers should offer tea dlc's in those kind of games for our dear spiffi. Just 5 pounds for adding a tea recourse (or switch coffee out for tea)
"They are making us SOOO much money. And no one is even living in them!"
Sounds like the Chinese Construction crisis.
This feels like a political commentary more than anything.
Damn, this new Cuba simulator is fire 🔥
Ah Spiff is playing Trudeau
I genuinely hope--chef's kiss--that the prisons all create the tea that Spiffing Brit enjoys so much.
This is giving me flashbacks from 2020 and 2021.
How to 2020 guide.
8:30 very realistic 😮
The Government setting the highest panic level for a harmless cough.
Hmm, why does that sound memorable?
You know the futures looking bleak when Tropico 6 sounds like the WEFs 2025 play-book
“Harmless Cough”
Also known as Covid 😂
Ah yes, great to see Spiff playing the brand new El Salvador simulator
I love how this game of Tropico also is a contemporary commentary of the period of the "cough" that we have.
Game says "except of bribe", Spiff goes "this includes the cost to [...] bribe".
It's always wonderful he knows how to break games so badly but then fails at reading a line or a number at times. 😂
Game developers: let’s make a game that will have no bugs or exploits
Spiff: as you see this gives me infinite money and is pErFeCtLy BaLaNcEd-
As someone who plays Tropico 6 I have no idea how this man did this
Careful SB, your videos are becoming prophetic...
One of my favourite youtubers honestly, converted my from PG to Yorkshire. Always the perfect videos too
I remember watching this a couple of years back.
As an Australian myself I find this 100% accurate.👌
spiff isn't the speedrunner we need, he's the speedrunner we deserve.
I love being American and watching this
As a Cuban myself I approve this video!
I love the idea that Hagia Sophia could be stolen by a couple pirates in a PT boat
im only about 7 minutes into the video but you've basically created China
2:35 friendly fire will not be tolerated!
'The virus is completely not dangerous but we're going to tell everyone it is and terrify them'
Man Tropico 6 was either wildly prescient or they had insider knowledge...
8:22 - reminds me of 2020
It's just like those countries such as [REDACTED]! Fantastico.
Yeah that makes sense , stealing an entire important building to the world, that wouldn't raise any eyebroww neither would the sketchy pirates or whatever they are. Great video tho perfectly balanced
8:23 became a little too real for everyone.
8:26 literally a 2019-2022 simulation
You successfully recreated the United States! Huzzah!
It's always fun to see you play tropico
this is the basest portrayal of "harmless cough" I have seen so far xD
Didn't expect Australia simulator
Oh no. Spiff has recreated the Hotel California.
Spiff just recreated the global issue we moved out of last year.
I like how El Presidente looks like evil Guy Fieri. He's not taking us to Flavortown, he's sending us to Bitterburg.
Spif just recreated reality with this one.
8:49 huh. Sounds like exactly what the governments of the world did during Covid. Thats an accurate game.
Sounds like a lovely island I'd love to bring my family there.
7:13 ima jus say it. Covid-19😅😂