I saw this comment before I watched the video and was like "he's exaggerating" and then when he said the species was named the EA executives I realized you were in fact not exaggerating
I still don't forgive them for a lot of things... titanfall... command and conquer.... ANTHEM!!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR RUINING THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
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I love the fact that there is an entire arc about the giant Crash Bandicoot, and i broke laughing every time spiff stopped everything just to check on him
Here' another fun little exploit, you didn't need to get the badge for the terraforming tools, what you can do is get one of the missions from your homeplanet where they ask you to terraform a specific planet to T3. But as long as you don't terraform that specific planet and use all 4 of the tools they give you you can return to the home planet and say "Oops I accidentally used all my terraforming tools", and they'll sell you another set for only $1000 rather than the $600000 or so it would normally cost. A fair bit of a bargain and you don't even need to unlock the badge.
I almost forgot this wasn't a documentary on EA it was so spot on. Merged with each city, made it yours and left them with nothing. "Surprise Mechanics".
"I don't know why we are doing the ceremony with Crash Bandicoot looking over it, but here we are" That's because he's taking notes on how to be a more efficient monster by observing EA executives in action
Infinite Spice? What is this! It should be TEA! Spices are for the Portuguese and the Dutch! The British are much more sophisticated than those dim-witted continental Europeans.
"We're going to make the greediest species possible" Me: Oh snap spiff is gonna get political. That's very unlike him "The EA Board of Executives" Me: Oh right, that makes more sense.
@@noah_hill my point is.. We Don't Care For Politics Wdcfp Otherwise pronounced Wedekaph Why Because 1 Fuck you thats why. 2 You fuck us That's why 3 You put cuffs on us for having an opinion. 4 You want to destroy our pockets 5 Everyone has different opinions .
Spore needs to make a comeback. I know there's that game that's been in development for god knows how long, but I want actual spore to get updates and be working perfectly again.
@@bhutwheyttherismor86 have you seen the video you're commenting under? Or any other videos of Spiffing Britt on Spore? Have you played Space Stage for an extended period of time? Eh, you're probably just joking anyway.
@@Q.Quasar.Q A: the British took over half of the world looking for spices B: this video was made by The Spiffing Brit Also, don't be getting offended on other people's half. I'm almost stereotypically British and I think it's hilarious.
There's a new spore like game being developed on steam called adapt that will hopefully be what spore could have been, it's only got a demo rn but from the video I saw it's very similar but they're taking their time doing it right, I saw a post from a couple years ago saying they had a demo and they're still working on it at this point
16:05 Of course, in true EA fashion, this deal is not offered to those of us who already liked the vid. No respect for ground-floor fans. They've already got us, why should they make concessions towards keeping us?
For maximum effect: uplift a civilization on a t3 purple spice planet, then buy out the system. The default spice storage will be somewhere around 30-50, which can be doubled to 60-100 meaning you can duplicate without restriction. Also a planet like that often doesn't need the duplication bug because whenever you visit it will be full and can instantly fill your inventory
“We will be creating the most rich, powerful and greediest species ever.” Me: So is it going to be E... "So of course we'll be playing as the EA Board of Executives" Me: yup.
my favorite way to farm effectively spice was always to search for a purple spice planet, make it nice and cozy, place an obelisk, wait for the local wild life to reach spacestage, do a trading route, and buy there world, congratulation, you now have a purple spice colony with... i think 9 cities instead of just 3, totally balanced
There will never be a Spore 2 as this was a very ambitious project when it was developed, I like what you done here. I remember the advertising at the time ,,, there will be no other game like this, I guess they are right...
What I used to do when playing Spore, is I'd find these worlds with the Purple Spice, terraform it to level 3, then I'd uplift a new civilization (capital planets have more cities), then I'd buy the planet and maximize its spice production.
Imma just throw a couple tips down here 1: in the space stage if you place the happiness production and defence boosters, happiness becomes useless as your cities can't revolt so you can focus on just factories and houses 2: to maximise profits you need to perfectly position your factories and houses, to show you how to do this, imagine you are building a city and you thing you can increase profits by replacing a house with a factory. To verify if this is true you have to look at the lines connecting the house, let's say one is blue (profits) and two are white (neutral) when replacing a factory with a house or vice versa, all the blue lines will become white and vice versa. This means the house will have two blue lines and one white line. Making the factory the better option.
And yet they always work. They work so well in spiff's vids that when I encounter the same inage elsewhere it gives me the urge to come here and re watch whochever vid the image gave me the strongest memory of.
A tip for the civilization stage of Spore: Turrets can be sold as long as they are not broken (even if they are on 1hp) so just replace the turret the moment before it breaks, this is cheaper than buying vehicles to defend your cities, as long as you're willing to put up with the slight increase in labor.
As an avid Star Trek fan, I highly appreciate the fact that you just dominated the known galaxy with an Akira class. My favorite Starfleet vessel by the way. I hope you named it the Yorkshire.
if you werent here to see this guy, you were most likely here to figure out how to make money fast. your best option is to have your first colony at max happiness, with all colonies producing at least 2.70 or higher spice make sure to terraform planets with other variations of spice, and get the best terrascore possible on them. it is also good to obtain pre built colonies from alien races for immediate spice production and more cities than normal. then, sell your spice to the best paying alien, while also buying their spice at cheap prices. only sell if the price is over 16,000.
Spiff ma goob, with all due respect, I can't imagine the EA board, as twisted and evil as they are, being more oriented toward making money than the British .... it's just not possible ....no one has shown the world .... the universe entire ... how to make money better than the British ..... I still give this video a thumbs up but your premise is severely flawed .....
Well Blizzard/Activision, China giving EA and British a run for their money on that front right now. Eventually someone new takes the crown when your at the top.
23:24 Spiff: Well we've hit my most favourite part of the Spore game Me: Ah yes, 69 million, funny internet number Spiff: and that's when genocide becomes an option *Rule Britannia plays*
Another nice trick for purple spice planets is to try and teraform them to tier 3, uplift local wildlife with a monolith and then aquire the planet as soon as they reach space age. You now have a purple spice homeworld with upto 10 cities as a colony instead of the 3 cities colonies usually get. With a spice storage on that planet it can store upto 100 spice, and produces it much faster than a normal colony can.
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Spiff will break every single game's economy even when the game barely has one
You see... spice... uh... finds a way....
There is always a way. For the power of tea and the queen prevails all.
Is that not like kicking a puppy.
@@TheHej2 That's easy, make it more challenging
Even if the game has no economy, he will create one and exploit it
“And was probably made by satan himself. The perfect location for the EA head officers.”
The scary thing is that they might actually enjoy the place. And try to run it...
@@kaltaron1284: Run or ruin it? Nvm, it's EA, there's no difference.
@@sdfkjgh They are good at what they want to do, so I'd still go with run it.
Ruining the afterlife for hell's denizens is just par of the course.
Hey, guys, cool it with the anti-semitism.
@@Citan005 How did you even...?
"The spice must be exploited." -Baron Spiff, Dune
@@thespiffingbrit what about planet busting nukes?
@@crustybomb115 you can get those with the spice
I was waiting for this (or similar) comment
@@hid3f_ well yes actually... its a weapon
@@thespiffingbrit Why not duplicate the worms and spice? Makes quadruple the spice.
I love how the giant crash bandicoot just stood there. It didn’t attack, it just stood there menacingly.
It was even better when it squished the citezen that got too close but kept watching the rest
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
@@nuggetnugget8552 Yes
Woah...
I love how this is basically half an hour of roasting EA.
and basically every major corporation too
roasting EA in a game bought by EA
I saw this comment before I watched the video and was like "he's exaggerating" and then when he said the species was named the EA executives I realized you were in fact not exaggerating
I still don't forgive them for a lot of things... titanfall... command and conquer.... ANTHEM!!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR RUINING THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
and it's true (mostly)
The Spicy Brit - he's finally found a way to out-spice-trade the Dutch
“Hello ladies and gentlemen it is I the one and only Spicy Brit!”
So we second in the world now
@@emielhgk8938 ja man we zijn nu nmr 2 ;(
Its not spice, its just dusty tea.
The Dutch have a plan... but so does the Brit.
“We’re going to be playing the greediest creature... the EA executives.”
EA execs: “Are we getting paid for this video?”
"ea sports it's in the dlc" only content you can get from the spiffiest brit love it
This man takes every game that is near and dear to my heart and mockingly breaks it, and I love every moment of it.
Nobody cares tyler
@@goysteinisaac3280 Evidently you cared enough to comment. Yikes
@@goysteinisaac3280 46 likes? Yes, nobody cares. Totally not the 46 people who found it positive or funny. We totally don’t care. /j
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@@otggoat5160 You’re right!
I love the fact that there is an entire arc about the giant Crash Bandicoot, and i broke laughing every time spiff stopped everything just to check on him
Be like Giant crash and T pose at any EA executives you encounter
**Crush Bandicoot
Here' another fun little exploit, you didn't need to get the badge for the terraforming tools, what you can do is get one of the missions from your homeplanet where they ask you to terraform a specific planet to T3. But as long as you don't terraform that specific planet and use all 4 of the tools they give you you can return to the home planet and say "Oops I accidentally used all my terraforming tools", and they'll sell you another set for only $1000 rather than the $600000 or so it would normally cost. A fair bit of a bargain and you don't even need to unlock the badge.
gonna try this rn
Thanks
Why must you know this cursed exploit
@@superkamidende1435 because games must be made "balanced"
I almost forgot this wasn't a documentary on EA it was so spot on. Merged with each city, made it yours and left them with nothing. "Surprise Mechanics".
"I don't know why we are doing the ceremony with Crash Bandicoot looking over it, but here we are"
That's because he's taking notes on how to be a more efficient monster by observing EA executives in action
Crash bandicoot destroyer of small game companies.
Who's going to tell Giant Crash he can't get free diversity training?
Nobody, that's who.
19:42 the buying solar systems thing usually goes for about 3-5mil if its a Colony, 10mil only if its a Home-World
And a proper homeworld is worth every sporenny
@@djt08031996 Any purple spice colony is worth every cent spent
“We will be creating the most rich, powerful and greediest species ever.” Spiff just described the British during the 17th and 18th centuries
@@thespiffingbrit *FOR THE QUEEN!*
@@superspicy8740 you mean the King
He also kind of described a group that is from the Middle East as well
@@thespiffingbrit All your base are belong to us?
So you finally figured out why he breaks every game's economy?
"He who controls the spice, controls the universe"
@@thespiffingbrit when does Spore 2 come out then?
@@thespiffingbrit he who controls the coffee controls nothing 👌
the Spice, must flow. Send a third stage navigator with tea to planet boston.
@@pandaeyes49 he who controls coffee is controlled by tea drinkers
@@ItsVenti never
Chess: *Has no economy, money, resources, bugs, glitches*
Spiff: Challenge accepted.
Infinite Spice? What is this! It should be TEA!
Spices are for the Portuguese and the Dutch! The British are much more sophisticated than those dim-witted continental Europeans.
@@scottkrafft6830 boston tea party
Infinite pawns
Your pieces are resources
You can upgrade lesser pieces if they make it to the enemy board back row.
"EA Sports, it's in the DLC"
god i love this mans humour
“Increases Charisma by 200%”
0 x 3 is still 0
I was waiting for a comment like this. 200% of planck is still equivalent to 0
My favourite slogan is:
"EA Sports - What a shame!"
dropping the e from shame is also appropriate.
@@Human-hs8sp Indeed.
"We're going to make the greediest species possible"
Me: Oh snap spiff is gonna get political. That's very unlike him
"The EA Board of Executives"
Me: Oh right, that makes more sense.
Free palestine
I was expecting.... well, I won't say... and I was very happy when I heard "EA Execs" instead, because politic bad
@@noah_hill or Israel
@@noah_hill my point is..
We
Don't
Care
For
Politics
Wdcfp
Otherwise pronounced
Wedekaph
Why
Because 1
Fuck you thats why.
2
You fuck us
That's why
3
You put cuffs on us for having an opinion.
4
You want to destroy our pockets
5
Everyone has different opinions .
@@joshuablackmon939 ANd opinions hurt so thats everybody hates them
Spore needs to make a comeback. I know there's that game that's been in development for god knows how long, but I want actual spore to get updates and be working perfectly again.
What game?
@@anthonyboltz4890 I think he is referring to Thrive
"Again"?
Spore barely worked at its peak.
They definitely fucked the goat with that generation of games and their always online mechanics.
@@Taolan8472 idk what you're talking about, spore is a perfectly balanced game.
@@bhutwheyttherismor86 have you seen the video you're commenting under? Or any other videos of Spiffing Britt on Spore? Have you played Space Stage for an extended period of time?
Eh, you're probably just joking anyway.
Even a 12yo game isn’t safe from British “Intervention”
Its in his genes to put British flags on every piece of land in the universe.
@@KaiserMattTygore927 The game sucks, doesn't even have tea. 0/10
@@cmelton6796 but you do colonize everywhere you can to get spice, only to never actually use it for food.
That’s so unfunny, but why British? It’s pretty offensive ngl
@@Q.Quasar.Q A: the British took over half of the world looking for spices
B: this video was made by The Spiffing Brit
Also, don't be getting offended on other people's half. I'm almost stereotypically British and I think it's hilarious.
I still sob at what spore could have been had they actually kept their goals and werent rushed
There's a new spore like game being developed on steam called adapt that will hopefully be what spore could have been, it's only got a demo rn but from the video I saw it's very similar but they're taking their time doing it right, I saw a post from a couple years ago saying they had a demo and they're still working on it at this point
"This is where hopes and dreams go to die for a quick buck." I laughed out loud at that.
hopefully during online class
I think you would find the ea quote is “EA sports, it’s in the next game”
EA sports: It's the same game
Edited a typo ;-;
This game is 13 years old and I've been playing it since near day 1. How in the screw-shaped bums have I NEVER heard of this exploit before now?
Why hello there, fellow Caddicarus fan
Imagine being an NPC watching him duplicate the purple spice
Spiffing Brit: actually just Business Frieza
Everyone: If aliens really exist why should they be hostile towards us?
The aliens: 23:34
XD
So true
T h e s e p e o p l e h a v e n ' t e v e n l e a r n e d h o w t o m a k e s p a c e s h i p s y e t 😏
Goddamnit, the *shrek* *people* colonized it 😤
Let's be xenophobic....
I never knew the citizens could fight a giant creature. Imagine that, I'm learning something new about Spore in 2021.
You can start this stage with vechicle with 100% speed stats and then you are able to get control on all spice wents before any other city appears
"minecraft" "asmr" "pewdiepie" "music" "fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.”
"Yorkshire tea"
I'd usually comment that seo spam isn't effective, but the addition of yorkshire tea has changwd my opinion
16:05 Of course, in true EA fashion, this deal is not offered to those of us who already liked the vid. No respect for ground-floor fans. They've already got us, why should they make concessions towards keeping us?
Phallic EA HQ and Carl Wheezer security drones, I can tell this is going to be great already
"EA SPORT,
IT'S IN THE DLC"
EA SPORTS
ITS IN THE GAME ONLY IF YOU PAY 3 TIMES THE ORIGINAL PRICE
"EA sports. You can have it in the game for a one time monthly fee of $50"
🎶 it's the DLC, PLC
🎶who make mon-ey selling things that used to be free
Dan Bull did the song BTW, it's rather good, just look up Dan Bull DLC PLC ;)
@Nate Macrae er no, thats not catchy at all
EA sport, it's in the game if you pay 666$ but only for one minute.
"That's where the fun begins"
-Anakin Spiffwalker
I love how this entire video is just one big jab at ea yet nobody can rebuttal because it's all completely accurate.
For maximum effect: uplift a civilization on a t3 purple spice planet, then buy out the system. The default spice storage will be somewhere around 30-50, which can be doubled to 60-100 meaning you can duplicate without restriction.
Also a planet like that often doesn't need the duplication bug because whenever you visit it will be full and can instantly fill your inventory
Honestly your living out 12 year old me’s dream of running a spore youtube channel... and I respect that
This is so wholesome awww
Just realized that this is the first time I've seen Spore space stage gameplay in my life. I even finished the game back in the day.
Spiffing has finally ascended to Godhood.
He already did when he sipped Yorkshire Tea Gold with Reanu Keeves
Finally? You must be new here
I think that the “human bean” is my favourite species
I like how you gave the rich greedy ea executives a fitting city center 😂
He who controls the spice, controls the universe
Melange
imagine killing an entire civilization and not even getting a planet out of it
"Unlimited spices" THE DUTCH WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
How dare you make me want to play spore again you fabulous Englishman.
Glorious. This is just smashing. You've done it again spiff, and created another marvelous video.
Midroll: good try, my charisma is already in the negatives. And it's not even enough to cause a underflow error.
The fact he can still run this game even tho its so poorly optimised for modern pc's is an exploit within itself
Huh? Runs fine for me. You have bad single core performance?
“We will be creating the most rich, powerful and greediest species ever.”
Me: So is it going to be E...
"So of course we'll be playing as the EA Board of Executives"
Me: yup.
This is such an amazing love letter to EA. Your admiration for them cannot be missed.
I don't know what this quality content is about but it is so quality that I am required to interact with it.
"How much can you shittalk EA in one video"
The Spiffing Brit "Y E S"
'Spicy cup of tea.' Sounds delicious.
plot twist : spicy tea = 99% coffee
@@SantinoDeluxe coffee isn't spicy tho I'm just gonna woooooosh myself just incase
Spicy tea?
Oh this is wonderful. Maybe we SHOULD conquer the entire subcontinent...
i know of spiced rum, but is spiced tea a thing? can you spike tea with spiced rum?
@@rezz7016
Yep, chai tea is literally tea with spices.
Rum isn't really traditional, but I'm not going to stop you...
my favorite way to farm effectively spice was always to search for a purple spice planet, make it nice and cozy, place an obelisk, wait for the local wild life to reach spacestage, do a trading route, and buy there world, congratulation, you now have a purple spice colony with... i think 9 cities instead of just 3, totally balanced
"May the active bombing of this civilian population commence!"
*Avro Lancaster is typing.*
"Its in the DLC".....ahhhh spiff, that would be funny if it wasnt so true
"It's in the DLC!" ?
More like "It's in the "surprise mechanics"!"
"now let's get back to the colonizing" The Spiffing Brit in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen :'D
spore is my favorite game, love to see people making good content still
The Brit taking Native's lands? My god who'd have ever guessed!
"Ohh this game is so cursed" every time spiff plays a game
He needs to play the mushroom tribesmen mod for Rimworld for the ultimate cursed experience.
"EA Sports, Its in the DLC"
Nobody tell him that Don't Starve: Hamlet let's you grow tea
"Oh, look, it's Shrek! It is actually Shrek!! Well let's kill him before he can make Shrek the Third"
.
I felt this one.
I never thought my free econ lesson would involve a giant crash bandicoot.
I've just stumbled across this video and laughed the whole way through. 🤣
This is brilliant well dude and thank you. 😊
Spiff as i correctly remember there was a game called *Hired Guns : The Jagged Edge* with lots of exploits kinda old but you should check it out
I love the older game exploits! Even if I haven't played them they're so nostalgic
There will never be a Spore 2 as this was a very ambitious project when it was developed, I like what you done here. I remember the advertising at the time ,,, there will be no other game like this, I guess they are right...
As a Gungeon player, the idea of "Unlimited Spice" is incredibly cursed and I need it.
What I used to do when playing Spore, is I'd find these worlds with the Purple Spice, terraform it to level 3, then I'd uplift a new civilization (capital planets have more cities), then I'd buy the planet and maximize its spice production.
did someone say INFINITE SPICE?
RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
Me as a kid really enjoying playing Spore with my brothers.
The Spiffing Brit: Foolish
Imma just throw a couple tips down here
1: in the space stage if you place the happiness production and defence boosters, happiness becomes useless as your cities can't revolt so you can focus on just factories and houses
2: to maximise profits you need to perfectly position your factories and houses, to show you how to do this, imagine you are building a city and you thing you can increase profits by replacing a house with a factory. To verify if this is true you have to look at the lines connecting the house, let's say one is blue (profits) and two are white (neutral) when replacing a factory with a house or vice versa, all the blue lines will become white and vice versa. This means the house will have two blue lines and one white line. Making the factory the better option.
Gosh i haven’t played spore in years miss this game nice to see someone still playing it
Can't wait for your "The GME Stock is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" video
It works until grox just say "No, we wont sell you our stuff"
Spiff: ah, what an interesting Staff of Life exploit
Grox: YOU CAN HAVE OUR SYSTEMS FOR FREE! HAVE MERCY!
I love the stock photos, they literally never change LMAO
And yet they always work.
They work so well in spiff's vids that when I encounter the same inage elsewhere it gives me the urge to come here and re watch whochever vid the image gave me the strongest memory of.
Klassik kollektion
A tip for the civilization stage of Spore:
Turrets can be sold as long as they are not broken (even if they are on 1hp) so just replace the turret the moment before it breaks, this is cheaper than buying vehicles to defend your cities, as long as you're willing to put up with the slight increase in labor.
„EA sport - its in the DLC“ 😂😂😂 I can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂
2:54 the EA head office - sponsored by bad dragon
he really is a Brit
Queen just announced that she likes coffee more btw smh >.
Cite your source?!
Source?
the cat
it was a spy all along
@@larrylongdong9507 what source does the cat have?
@@randomaccount8020 Cat-fine, or cat-fee?
I nearly lost it when you showed the town hall design! Freaking hilarious! Great video (^_^)
As an avid Star Trek fan, I highly appreciate the fact that you just dominated the known galaxy with an Akira class. My favorite Starfleet vessel by the way. I hope you named it the Yorkshire.
I looked up all the main ships (and Prometheus, in case I had completely forgotten about how that looked). Thank you for finding this out.
if you werent here to see this guy, you were most likely here to figure out how to make money fast. your best option is to have your first colony at max happiness, with all colonies producing at least 2.70 or higher spice make sure to terraform planets with other variations of spice, and get the best terrascore possible on them. it is also good to obtain pre built colonies from alien races for immediate spice production and more cities than normal. then, sell your spice to the best paying alien, while also buying their spice at cheap prices. only sell if the price is over 16,000.
He's just playing as the British empire at this point
No. We allow happiness (tea). Ea sucks happiness and life out of you
this is basically not a perfectly balanced he just wants to play some spore
There is the item duplication exploit. But yeah, probably mostly spore memes
‘We will be creating the greediest species ever.’ Basically bro described EA
Wasn't really intrested in watching a Spores video, but forgot how funny Spiff is in and off himself! Great video, right amount of cursed :D
"minecraft" "asmr" "pewdiepie" "music" "fortnite" "markiplier" “TH-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.”
Spiff ma goob, with all due respect, I can't imagine the EA board, as twisted and evil as they are, being more oriented toward making money than the British .... it's just not possible ....no one has shown the world .... the universe entire ... how to make money better than the British ..... I still give this video a thumbs up but your premise is severely flawed .....
Oh don't worry, Britain makes 1000 times more than EA. Spiff was just experimenting.
@@thespiffingbrit what about British EA?
@@thespiffingbrit They msy not be able to out-evil them but out-greeding might be possible.
@@manuelredgrave8348 if you hadn't commented that I would have
Well Blizzard/Activision, China giving EA and British a run for their money on that front right now. Eventually someone new takes the crown when your at the top.
23:24
Spiff: Well we've hit my most favourite part of the Spore game
Me: Ah yes, 69 million, funny internet number
Spiff: and that's when genocide becomes an option
*Rule Britannia plays*
2:24 the "Human Bean" on the left is absolutely cursed.
Another nice trick for purple spice planets is to try and teraform them to tier 3, uplift local wildlife with a monolith and then aquire the planet as soon as they reach space age. You now have a purple spice homeworld with upto 10 cities as a colony instead of the 3 cities colonies usually get. With a spice storage on that planet it can store upto 100 spice, and produces it much faster than a normal colony can.
“We will be creating the most rich, powerful and greediest species ever.” I so badly want to make the joke. I mean, it's right there!
big chungus race always prevails
Yes !!!!! People said it was dead by the beginning of 2019, but no, Chungus will never die !!!!
Psychiatrist: "EA Executive Chungus isn't real and he cannot hurt you."
EA Executive Chungus: *exists*