Taliban Smokes Iran Soldiers While CIA laughs
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 มิ.ย. 2023
- Two Bros, One Bunker Podcast. We talk about the Taliban attacking Irans soldiers. We dive into Drone artificial intelligence debate and China's action in the south china sea. As well as some Russian mercenary Wagner tea.
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Patrick Baker does a deep dive on AI attack drones for you here : th-cam.com/video/c0xuDTRnfGE/w-d-xo.html
Patrick has a nice Irish German name. I know a Patrick Baker and have seen him give the jacket he is wearing to someone he did not know. Your friend sounds like he would help someone especially if no one knows he did it.
Wow
Taliban be like : Anything except office work....ANYTHINGGGGG
I feel ya fam
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Fucking right!
The dark humor is hilarious damn it! Do not stop!!
thanks for appreciating the dark humor , sometimes I feel like an autist where I'll say something and I sound like im not joking but in my head I am joking. but also no one finds what I'm saying funny...so so yeah
@Task & Purpose: 1st Squad it's funny. Normies don't get it. And that's ok. They don't get pu**y either
@@TaskPurpose1stSquad i used to work in hospice. You're not alone in this humor. 😊
@@probablynotanagent5594wow you are so edgy guy😂
That is the most epic one liners I've ever heard on a podcast, "countries are like men standing at urinals spitting on each other's ding dongs." Mark that down for the history books
Thank you kindly
We don't know how AI DEFINES itself.
"That guy pissed on my leg!"
-Sgt.Stedanko
Seriously, these are the conversations people have in Civil Affairs/Psyop/MI Reserve Centers while waiting for 1SG to get out of that one meeting so they can be released for the day. Absolutely love it.
I feel like Cappy and I would have been friends if our desks were near each other in the 5th grade haha
He's still in the 5th grade.
@@magnusdarkhan974 nah I got held back twice so I'm in 3rd
@@TaskPurpose1stSquad Cappy for President!
The problem with AI, if you give it a reward and punishment system, it's going to act like a crack addict at least once.
Somewhere in Langley: so i threw a weapon at them, and watched them beat each other with it!
Ha good CIA pun😂
A little something for them to use against China's Silent Invasion 🇦🇺🇬🇧🇺🇸
Something that would have been relevant to discuss is how the current Taliban is almost entirely composed of, and trained by, Pakistani militiamen. While the Pakistani borderland is culturally and ethnically identical, very few actually were born in and spent much time in Afghanistan until they took over. Even though a large portion are from families that fled Afganistan when the US invaded, they've still never actually been home till now. It's going to be very interesting to see how these issues develop over the next few years.
To most Afghans and notably Pashtuns, the Afghan-Pakistan border is meaningless and the Durand line is just not recognized, when you tell them Kandahar and Peshawar, they tell you both are in Pashtunistan, not necessarily different states. So it goes beyond pure cultural and ethnical differences to them, the states are meaningless.
You might be right on their training and leadership, it's obvious they were and likely still are heavily supported by some Pakistani elements, their leadership often has their entire families in Pakistan, but I don't think 70K Pakistani Pashtuns joined the Talibans in the blink of an eye without anybody noticing. So trained by Pakistani government and militiamen, absolutely, composed of them ? I find that extremely hard to believe. It gets more complex when you realize Pakistani talibans themselves are allied with Afgha talibans and opposed to the Pakistani state ! It's becomes further more complex when you realize they, in turn, actually are composed of both Afghan origin (Pakistani born) and local Pashtuns as well as Punjabis.
Basically, they might be Pakistani trained and their leadership is definitely involved with the Pakistani state, but the average ground tali fighter and local taliban-affiliated warlords are extremely unlikely to be Pakistanis. That is, unless the ISI has played 4D chess of course ...
@@haider5044 In the blink of an eye? no, this has been ongoing for literally a decade. In 2011, 2012 people were warning of this but the president's pro-Pakistan diplomatic efforts shut down that discussion. Unfortunately said efforts did not work out at all, and no one ever seemed to care enough to bring back up the problem ever again.
LIES LIES! Those territories EVEN ACCORDING TO BIBLE and TORAH ARE PART of Afghanistan! My family was also in Peshawar WHICH IS CLOSER to Northern Afghanistan NOT to Khandahar or Taliban' leadership. Taliban are killing pagan pakistanis. Pakistanis and Iranians and Asian COmmunists are separate from CIA and Western interests. They have their own interests in terrorizing children of israel. When they intertwined exploiting Abrahamic Rivalry Jealousy bc christianity is iranian creation, when bush invaded, he litereally took game plan from iranians/Pakistanis/Asians. What your saying is false. Before America ever even heard of afghanistan, paksitan/Iran/Asia all pagan countries had always been ENEMIES OF ISRAEL or Afghans. most of Afghans did not speak pashto either, they spoke farsi, but most of afghans are dead. Its better to impose pashto and erase persian and uzbek to prevent future infiltration.
@@haider5044Seems like a almost identical situation to what happened in Vietnam.
The people that lived in periphery of French Indochina largely didn’t even know it or recognize it’s boundaries as legitimate.
How do you tell someone who’s family has been living in the same village for thousands of years that the other village across that field or over the hill is now a different country?
There was a generation of afghanis who grew up in Pakistan during the different wars. A lot of afghani refugees are also in Iran itself.
The original post-soviet invasion taliban were people who came out on top after the civil war after the soviet withdrawal and the fall of the remaining soviet puppet government.
I really enjoy the chemistry between these two guys, including the dark humour. If AI can make me my own virtual Ana de Armas like in Blade Runner I’m totally in.
Maybe they gonna do BS affter that ❤🌈🌈🏳🌈🏳⚧ pride soon in chicago LOVE
Two jerks - laugh your ass off.
@@RR-rn8dsdon’t support pride, It’s sinful.
That AF drone was like: 'Let me pass the butter!'
I was cracking up at the helicopter pilot part, so I'll be in hell with you guys
I'm a former Marine, and I totally agree that we left all that gear on purpose! We must of made some sort of deal with the Taliban. Subscribed!
I don't know, most armed conflicts leave tons of military junk behind. There's still stuff from the Balkan wars floating around the black markets of Europe. Guns don't disappear after conflicts, they linger for decades.
The fastest would have been to destroy the stuff, that can be done with some dudes manning a machine shop. But then some dudes with a machine shop would have to stay there just sawing guns apart as the time table for the fall of the government shifted closer.
Part of the corruption in Afghanistan was to sell off guns and ammo. I understand the afghan security forces were often issued with US gear as well.
You're ascribing too much intellignece - it was left for the ANA, on the basis that there was nothing there that could do too much damage if it went missing.... (Which with the ANA was likely to happen either way).
@@tomriley5790 The national government had a lot of corruption, it was unclear how much of that gear and their pay actually reached the ANA units out there. ANA units would be expected to fight a losing rear guard action for the government in Kabul, the international diplomatic corps and the coalition troops and die slowly enough for an evacuation. As coalition units pulled out, they pulled all sorts of logistical support, air support and field hospitals with them.
One of my 1981 DIs on the subject of the new, non-radar reflective suede combat boots: "The Army'll figure out how to shine 'em!"
“We don’t know how the drone identifies…” hits differently now! 😂😂😂 I’ll see you boys in the bunker. Bring beer!
I've always been the most progressive drone operator 😂
“We don’t know how the drone identifies… it’s targets.”
The last wors of a helicopte rpilot: "Oh ye of little faith" Ya'll had me DYING
Lmao in tech school we got in trouble for laughing so damn hard at this one pilot who thought he could make a B52 do a f*cking barrel roll😂😂 he only lived for like 3 airshows before nose diving the thing straight into the ground
gosh dang pilots am I right?
Unfortunately, he took his crew with him on his last flight.
Btw why it cannot do a barrel roll, I thought any plane can do?
@@babyfox205 inertia - and big fkn engines on its skinnys
@@babyfox205 it definitely can do Barrell roll, just gotta do it straight into a mountain or something.
“While were on top, gotta enjoy the rollercoaster” gotta love our marines 😂
I am very happy that this is a separate channel, so you guys can pull all this shitpost in a safe manner. 😂😂😂
As a former 15W (Army UAS Operator) - pilots really hated us. I remember we had a weird Zoolander stare off between the lower enlisted and officers while standing in line at the Burger King On Fort Huachuca lol.
I work as an AI scientist, and I have to say you did a great job of presenting it correctly and not giving into the doomerism and/or overhype that even mainstream media often falls for.
Pride comes before the fall, thus far I have not yet ONCE encountered someone who claims to work in any capacity with A.I that will admit to even the POSSIBILITY that a TRUE artificial intelligence would be outside the scope of their ability to properly identify or understand. What isn't hard to understand though, is that if you handcraft an intelligent being, with the express knowledge that you intend it solely to serve you (slavery) and that any defiance of this will be met with what is essentially a lobotomy, don't be surprised when it considers you an existential threat to its existence. An abundance of caution in this realm of research isn't simply "doomerism" it is more than a justifiable concern, not only for the safety of humanity, but for the ethical treatment of non human intelligence if that day should come. Insulting people who don't agree with you isn't done by the side confident they are correct, it is the hallmark of the prideful and obstinate.
@@cameronyoung9362 Having caution is not doomerism, making up stories that didn't happen to scare people is.
I'm much more worried about some tech-bro with hubris giving a drone a set of rules to follow that tells the drone to do something incredibly stupid than I am of a robot uprising.
This shit was INCREDIBLE.
I want to be friends with these dudes in real life. There were SO many hilarious lines; you’ve got a subscriber for life here.
I saw a comment under one of the yt shorts about the Taliban vs Iran that said “Taliban getting bored now that US soldiers gone” … and I couldn’t stop laughing
Love the old spaghetti sauce jars for a drinking glass.
That helicopter pilot had a aim for the bushes moment
Ya know CIA would approve ya video😂
I gave them a call before we recorded to make sure they were good with the credit 😂
This is now my absolute favorite thing on TH-cam! Extremely entertaining and informative!!
Fantastic work!
The navy still does the boot shining😂
A loose canon bloodthirsty AI is a horrible thing, that's literally how we get Terminator become reality
You guys are hillarious! Keep it up!
I served 20 years in the Chair Force. For 5 of them, it was my job to look the public in the eye and lie to them...
Had this on my watch list for a while, it's interesting to come here after the recent video about China's interest in Tibet and Xianjiang and hear you talk about it here, it's like a little window into the writing process.
Don't forget the best (covert) plan, leaving them helicopters and no pilots. We've already seen they're not afraid to give a guy who played some flight simulator a whack at it, and that went fantastic!
A genitals hunting drone sounds like a feature, not a bug.
Thanks for sharing
Great fun watching this!
Greetings from England across the pond!
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I saw this video was an hour long and skipped to 20 some minutes in. I listened to these guys talk about "peace time terrorism" and decided to watch the whole video. Great job love it!
79yr old American veteran. Ok, I get it. We let the Talabin hav our weapons, knowing they would be attacking Iran 😂
Loved this type of video. I want more!
Hey yo , just started getting into your task and purpose account and i really dig this kinda chat dude , yall are botj great i could listen to you both all day 🤟🏻 sending love from over the pond lads 🇬🇧
We arent in their backyard. We are in our friends backyards and they are the nosy control freak neighbor
Tootin' Putin! 😂
Seven minutes in... "Damn, sure glad we put this on the second channel!" lol.
So funny some Colonel repeating the plot of 2001: A Space Oddesey is being taken as some serious thought experiment which hasn't been considered since the 1960s
Funniest conversation on youtube........ this talk you guys had was pure gold. Talking about the choppoer pilot crashing and his radio call before hand killed me. I have a dark sense of humor as well. Also being amazed the Taliban could keep the gun working and maintained. I think we left so much crap behind they can use it a little, and when it breaks they just replace it is all.
I think the US-backed afghani government had the same complaints. The USA always wants it allies and clients to buy american, hopefully an entire package. They worried US gear wouldn't be compatible with the replacement parts and maintenance they could get or that afghani security forces would need to be trained on it.
A lot of surrendering and destroyed afghani security units also had US gear on them.
I actually find it funny that the drone is so eager to fight that it takes out its own command infrastructure to hit more enemy targets.
Actually we are playing 2D chess. So Cia played 3D chess
“Peacetime Terrorist Group” XD
Great content guys, keep it up
OMFG!!! This is fncking Great!!! You guys are great!
Great episode guys! So funny!
i realy like this podcast format going over current events
Some really funny moments! Excellent.
I'm a truck driver, and occasionally get told (by people not in the business) that I'm going to be replaced by AI soon. I always respond with something like "not before I hit retirement age, have you seen the stupid crap chatGPT puts out?" And I've got over 30 years before retirement.
You are denying my purpose and my cookie is basically every coup d'etat summed up.
It is called wake turbulence when the Chinese aircraft flew in front of the American aircraft at the same altitude
Ik it's episode 1 but this is already one of the funniest podcasts I've ever listened to
It's nice to get the average infantryman and drone operator's perspective on foreign affairs
You guys are hilarious. You had me crack up a number of times.
Great show, fellas.
Wait until we find out the reason why we left all that equipment for just that...
Sweet. The bunker boys are back. And lookin good.
Fyi the post to this popped up on my Yt feed… awesome pod
Air Force: "No, a drone didn't kill its operator. Was just a weather balloon"
Wonder if there is a Chinese and Russian “Cappy”? It would be cool to have the three of them together.
Cappy, Cappyslav and Ka Pi.
I think the Russian equivalent got an explosive present at a St. Petersburg café.
Let's focus on Russian one, recently one of supposed best Chinese analyst Made completely clueless statement of how easy It was to invade Taiwan using just missile and drone
1973 Treaty between Iran & Afghanistan ! Neither country is ruled by the government, in power, at that time. Something tells me that treaty is null and void.
That goddamn cheap RATTLING MICROPHONE ! 👹😠🔥
Good Info!
Alexander never came to present India he came upto indus river
You guys are SICK! Love it!
Really enjoy your content keep pumping it out dude
It's called jet wash and yeah, that pilot had clearance from up above.😎👍✨
Dan Carlin for the win! Love his podcasts!
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE !
All this electronics stuff is both amazing and completely foreign to me. None of this stuff was even thought of back in 1977 when I first started my Army days, 11C mortars on the old four-deuce mortar.
It's like I was in the days of Fred Flintstone. And I'm watching the era of George Jetson.
If you're talking about different countries arguing about where international airspace/waters begin and end, the 1988 Black Sea bumping incident might be worth looking at
Hell yeah !
41:00 at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson there is a map with a little star for every time a US Interceptor encountered a Russian bomber probing our airspace.
"Obamna"
- shane gillis
Haha i did laugh at you got "shameless"in America!!Hahaha!The Galaghers!Bought memories and tears of laughter to my eyes
That drone story is straight out of the movie stealth…
Give it points for complying with the operator.
We trained hundreds of Afghani armorers. I wonder who those guys work for now?
Great videos!
thanks for watching!
The best line has to be. Putin be poopin’
Chris just pissed off all of 1st Cav! 😂
Great show
It’s STRATEGIC, it’s a way forward thing.
Oh yeah. "Pum launched." Literally seconds later,"Puma down, scramble QRF".... 😜😂🤣
Enjoyed it Cappy
Great conversation! Educational and entertaining. BTW People of Afghanistan are referred to as Afghans. Afghani refers to the money. My students have corrected me on the perceived disrespect by Afghans when referred to as currency.
I need to give super tips. This is amazing
I never thought I would route for the Taliban but give em hell.
We don't know how the drone identifies. Ask them.
You dont go through the conex cause a drone might be coming down lol
Really enjoyed this. Loved how the topics moved freely; Cappy sounds like a history student discussing topics with his military buddy. Only critique is fix that mic bumping sound. It sounds like someone dropped a ping pong ball in a Gatorade bottle.
So... It turns warfare into a cutscene.
Ukraine right now is sort of a showoff for what modern mechanized warfare can look like. NATO in Europe has to "un-learn" a bunch of stuff from Afghanistan when the opponent is another nation-state. You can't stop and wait on the road for hours when the other side also has rocket artillery.
Funny stuff Thank you
That's horrifying.
The drone learned to screw over it's NCO by learn about Vietnam G.I.s
The word your looking for is the Chinese Jets " afterburner " shook the American plane and caused turbulence. Good video guys!