I’ve got friends who are aristocrats, I’ve got friends who are upper class, I’ve got friends who are working class, well….not working class obviously, but you get the general idea…. I’ve got friends who own Kitchen Planet on the A416, I’ve got friends who work in the BP garage… In fact, I bet I’ve got more friends than you’ve got cattle. How many cows have you got? Yeah well…. I’ve got 104 friends.
This is one of your best ones, he's a natural Alan. The working class friends bit......... I've got 2 pretty good a levels and we used to holiday in Spain once a year.
Well I'll be, I always thought he was saying knob but it's definitely knots. Anyone else reminded of the Alan describing the bind opening credits just efire the knots, when R!shi says ooh Ooh ooh, bit of ripple 😉🤣
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He looks like someone who would be voted off by Alan Sugar in the first round of The Apprentice. You're fired.
Rishi Sunak: accidental PM.
God that's good 😂
I’ve got friends who are aristocrats, I’ve got friends who are upper class, I’ve got friends who are working class, well….not working class obviously, but you get the general idea…. I’ve got friends who own Kitchen Planet on the A416, I’ve got friends who work in the BP garage…
In fact, I bet I’ve got more friends than you’ve got cattle.
How many cows have you got?
Yeah well…. I’ve got 104 friends.
'well not working class' 😂
This is one of your best ones, he's a natural Alan. The working class friends bit......... I've got 2 pretty good a levels and we used to holiday in Spain once a year.
The conveyor FFS 😆
You alright packing?
This could only be better if he repeatedly shouted "DAN!"
1:58 A muted response simply because most 'Welsh' Conservatives are actually English incomers
Lovely stuff!
Will he get second series?
Seriously Alan could not be a worse PM than Rishi Sunak
Got yer big plate Rishi?
Beautiful.😆
Brilliant!
Excellent work, no edits needed the pleb is him haha😂😂
what a freak - perfect as prime minister
Everybody's favourite, lovable little goofball.
See the match last night?
Which one?
….. dunno….
Tax cuts! 🤦 Class
One word: oleagenous
“Which one’s your favourite knot, who’s got a favourite knot?” 2:09 made my soul wince, yikes
Well I'll be, I always thought he was saying knob but it's definitely knots.
Anyone else reminded of the Alan describing the bind opening credits just efire the knots, when R!shi says ooh
Ooh ooh, bit of ripple 😉🤣
If someone could "adjust" his shirt so one side of it is untucked that'd be great
The cat! GTFO me!
I've seen a few bad Prime Ministers, but he's the first one I actually physically cringe at.
It would be hilarious if he hasn’t our PM
A tragic comedy
Don't worry, he won't be for long. Few of them make 60....months.
Just the same incompetence as we’ve always had, in another form. Great username btw 😅
The coke comment was completely 100% staged… trying desperately hard to fit in
It's good this isn't it, even though he was basically just listing cola brands.