Just Rishi Sunak being insanely weird

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  • @dbz9393
    @dbz9393 ปีที่แล้ว +5852

    "I've always been a completely normal UK taxpayer" is something I'd imagine an alien trying to fit in with humans to say. 😂

    • @nauxsi
      @nauxsi ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Lol.. Such a strange phrase.

    • @Langers69er
      @Langers69er ปีที่แล้ว +175

      He said tax player

    • @Xforeverlove21
      @Xforeverlove21 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His brief case is holds his secret magic powers

    • @saurabhpadhi8761
      @saurabhpadhi8761 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well it all depends on the perspective. Someone questioned his green card status and how her wife isn't British. So if defending oneself is alien then good lord we have been alien to this planet for a long long time!!

    • @travel.music.food.5403
      @travel.music.food.5403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @dani cali Why should anyone shut up just because he's rich?

  • @rajs4719
    @rajs4719 ปีที่แล้ว +6133

    "I'm a coke addict, a total coke addict, and the drink ain't bad either"

    • @biggim3265
      @biggim3265 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      😂😂😂

    • @SagaciousFrank
      @SagaciousFrank ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably is as well.

    • @3.V.
      @3.V. ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @acharich
      @acharich ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😭💀😭

    • @yMeNorDoFluXox
      @yMeNorDoFluXox ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think he’s anxious that’s why he says that?

  • @Kabia11
    @Kabia11 ปีที่แล้ว +2037

    "I have friends who are aristocrats, friends who are upper class, friends who are working class... well not working class but" That should tell you everything you need to know.

    • @CR-yn5sy
      @CR-yn5sy ปีที่แล้ว +16

      So? To me that does not matter as long as he delivers and does what he needs to do...but I'm afraid noone of them does even if you can call them "mate"

    • @brixtonater
      @brixtonater 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

      @@CR-yn5syhe’s extremely out of touch, how he can be a man of the people when he belongs to the 1%, can you please make it make sense?

    • @t.c.4321
      @t.c.4321 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@brixtonaterwho do you want running the country ? A plumber ? A mailman ?

    • @insidescuff
      @insidescuff 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      @@t.c.4321I’d take a competent plumber over an incompetent rishi sunak any day…

    • @t.c.4321
      @t.c.4321 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@insidescuff Hahaha! Ok who would you choose for PM, Super Mario ? Have Luigi as Deputy ?

  • @nikajinpusno9563
    @nikajinpusno9563 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    It’s so weird when politicians visit schools….. must be so bizarre for the kids lmao

    • @tara34952
      @tara34952 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The kids are just props in the politicians' photo-ops. Sad really.

    • @nikajinpusno9563
      @nikajinpusno9563 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tara34952 Indeed. Good old propaganda, never gets old.

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      "hello kids, im your PM"
      kids: the hell is he on about? Is he our substitute teacher?

    • @marcl3763
      @marcl3763 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes, its something to do with showing they care about 'young people' and getting votes ... deceptive and weird

    • @swiftjsulli
      @swiftjsulli 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AzguardMike kids who who their prime minister is hahahah

  • @rhysjones9771
    @rhysjones9771 ปีที่แล้ว +2960

    “well not working class” was just So Funny to me for some reason

    • @Lee_303
      @Lee_303 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      When the apocalypse comes, at least you get a clown to show you his "flower".

    • @Berzerka
      @Berzerka ปีที่แล้ว +165

      like something out of the office

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oof, his timing was just so perfect!

    • @reaceness
      @reaceness ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It genuinely hurts me in my heart. And, to clarify, I had a very fortunate upbringing. But, it's the fact that those words are, to him, a joke. That means something, and it isn't something good.

    • @taniachara77
      @taniachara77 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here😂😂😂😂

  • @1258-Eckhart
    @1258-Eckhart ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    Doesn't outweird Truss though, who gives the impression of having escaped from a scene in The Shining.

    • @steelic1
      @steelic1 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Here’s . . Rishi!!!

    • @gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394
      @gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      HERES LIZZY

    • @dddddbbb
      @dddddbbb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @MorganHayes_Composer.Pianist
      @MorganHayes_Composer.Pianist ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's not an inspiring line-up. However. Truss strikes me as the greater liability. Let's not forget her ridiculous (and illegal) suggestion that Britons could fight in Ukraine if they wanted to. Swiftly corrected by the Minister for Defence.

    • @paulc3749
      @paulc3749 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😄

  • @SovietProxy
    @SovietProxy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    "im an elected politician"- rishi sunak

  • @smiixl
    @smiixl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    1:58 Rishi looking like the headmasters called him in for a talk

  • @lukeyppersona9763
    @lukeyppersona9763 ปีที่แล้ว +5238

    Choosing between him and Truss is like choosing between chlamydia and covid

    • @zeusricochant7357
      @zeusricochant7357 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😂😂😂😂

    • @youcefassou1592
      @youcefassou1592 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nine-Signs
      @Nine-Signs ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Covid is less embarrassing?? best ive got,

    • @sajidrahman6160
      @sajidrahman6160 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Nine-Signs you win

    • @BoyeeSmudger
      @BoyeeSmudger ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Nine-Signs the clap should be a little bit of fun though!?

  • @dannyzee4
    @dannyzee4 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    Nothing wrong with being weird. It's the policies that are a problem.

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      If anything, I like him more now!

    • @kvd1x
      @kvd1x ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@GTA5Player1 true

    • @jakubjodlowski8416
      @jakubjodlowski8416 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True

    • @lukej7283
      @lukej7283 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah its mostly that he is a poo skin thats the issue.

    • @biga6664
      @biga6664 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The prime minister should be humble down to earth relatable, and should be able to stand up to the heat, all while delivering what the people of the country want, and not what rich scumbags and corporations want, so having a bumbling weird fool who is clearly entirely out of touch, and has no interest in the welfare of the British people is why this guy is an absolute bellend. What a joke.

  • @KyonXyclone
    @KyonXyclone ปีที่แล้ว +347

    If this is what constitutes someone being "insanely weird," then I should probably be in a maximum security psychiatric ward.

    • @Haru-nee
      @Haru-nee ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same.

    • @HAL-bo5lr
      @HAL-bo5lr ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maximum security psychiatric ward? Good idea.
      For Rishi to be locked in…

    • @dylanmurphy9389
      @dylanmurphy9389 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This was all standard British behaviour other than not having working class friends

    • @chazwyman
      @chazwyman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Off you pop then

    • @juliomartin1915
      @juliomartin1915 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Except you are not the PM!!!!

  • @jamiewalker8772
    @jamiewalker8772 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You know… I think he was being genuinely honest when he said he was a Coke addict 😅

  • @samanthahardy9903
    @samanthahardy9903 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    Loved the guy in the motorcycle helmet(in the background) using basic sign language to remind us that Rishi was partying during lockdown and his wife is loaded.

    • @bombski5657
      @bombski5657 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      He was the best communicator in the whole clip and he didn't even speak 😂

    • @samanthahardy9903
      @samanthahardy9903 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@bombski5657 I watched it 3 or 4 times for the comedy aspect. I couldn't stop laughing. 🤣

    • @kiwi0019
      @kiwi0019 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Marcel_Audubon
      @Marcel_Audubon ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I thought they were complaining about prices going up on basic food and drink

    • @acharich
      @acharich ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀💀💀

  • @olivermedley4818
    @olivermedley4818 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    He can't even talk about bread like a human

    • @thesourcerer6504
      @thesourcerer6504 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Think he's high on Coke.

    • @kaushikprasad2653
      @kaushikprasad2653 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And he's supposed to be the normal one

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@kaushikprasad2653 There is no such thing as a "normal" Conservative.

    • @richardkell4888
      @richardkell4888 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought abt this a lot and his 'reply' troubled me until I realised his household is asian so no wonder he sounded 'odd' with his 'we all have different breads' ... of course they do ... ie nans, chapatis, popadoms etc etc i bet theres endless regional varieties; I use besan flour from India and kalunji and ajiwan seed, theres some good stuff to incorporate as homemade into my diet.

    • @cretinousswine8234
      @cretinousswine8234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      300th like 👍

  • @Tonedefdom
    @Tonedefdom ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Not sure he was being weird. If a camera followed any of us around and put us on the spot with shit questions then I'm sure we would all come across odd.

    • @nathanroche7908
      @nathanroche7908 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ClickbaitJoe at it again

    • @princewillokwoche6845
      @princewillokwoche6845 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

    • @blondie9422
      @blondie9422 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I would be an absolute joke 😂

    • @natalyafisher2571
      @natalyafisher2571 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Far from it! 😀 I'd have no problem in saying "Go hug a landmine" or "Maybe sell yourself like that coffee machine. From bean to cup."

    • @beverlymontgomery6235
      @beverlymontgomery6235 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah that's not normal. lol I'm happy to be 'odd' but I'd also just be going to work for the NHS and I know how to put fuel in my car & buy a coffee on the way ffs, I'm happy to show the PM how to act more human as it's such a struggle!

  • @SKB2643
    @SKB2643 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Well not working class" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Joe-og6br
    @Joe-og6br ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    Usually politicians are caught out on not knowing how much a pint of milk costs. Sunak doesn't even know how to pay for a pint of milk. How a man who doesn't know how normal people pay for things is supposed to relate to the financial struggle people are in right now is beyond me.

    • @DanielHarrisCodes
      @DanielHarrisCodes ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I honestly couldn’t tell you how much a pint of milk costs. I don’t think most people could (as most of us probably don’t buy single pints and get a family one) but you’d think politicians would rehearse the prices as it’s such an obvious question they’ll be asked.
      A loaf of bread can vary greatly. I buy a cheaper loaf about 50p but they can go up to a few quid, not sure who buys them for £3 mind you. The answer to this one should be baked into their memory though

    • @simonj5615
      @simonj5615 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am not sure you know too much about where he comes from. He spent most of his youth waiting tables in an Indian restaurant.

    • @DanielHarrisCodes
      @DanielHarrisCodes ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@simonj5615 didn’t he work in the family pharmacy?

    • @mludsladiesgentlemen1774
      @mludsladiesgentlemen1774 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DanielHarrisCodes Oh I do like what you did there😁😁 The price of a loaf of bread should be baked into the memory. Very very good Mr Harris.
      I believe his Father was a GP and his Mother a Pharmacist. Both worthy professions.

    • @nigel4776
      @nigel4776 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Welcome to the world of tory politicians

  • @petegonad
    @petegonad ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Watching politicians try to work out the correct answer to a subjective question, like "what's your favourite bread?", sums up British politics perfectly. Just tell the fucking truth!

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking amen

    • @dominiclondesborough3222
      @dominiclondesborough3222 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I bet his favourite eggs are Faberge eggs.

    • @khuzram
      @khuzram ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could just say I don't eat bread

    • @jdnm797
      @jdnm797 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Interviewer: "What's your favourite bread?'
      Politician: "Look, listen, before we came to power, the choice of bread on offer to consumers was less than what it is today, and I'm working every day to make sure that we continue to expand consumer choice when it comes to bread, and not go back to the old system of having less bread choices to choose from at the supermarket..."
      Interviewer: "What's your favourite bread?"
      Politician: "Look, I'm on this programme to discuss policies that honest, normal, working people across this country want to hear about, and if you'd let me finish...I think it's perfectly right that bread choices in our supermarkets are forever continually expanding so that the British consumer has the best choice of bread selection available to them"
      Interviewer: "What's your favourite bread?"
      Politician: "Listen, I'm not interested in going back to the dark days of smaller bread selections in our supermarkets, and I think your viewers will agree with me, and while you might be interested in trying to get me to name my favourite type of bread, I don't think that's what your viewers, or indeed the wider British public will be interested in as they sit around their breakfast table this morning"

  • @fwwryh7862
    @fwwryh7862 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    lol the 'i'm the politian not my wife' line was hilarious.

  • @qxqp
    @qxqp ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "i have all sorts of friends... I have friends that are upper class... And I have friends that are working class... Ok, well not working class" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JimSendre
      @JimSendre ปีที่แล้ว +54

      hahaha that was the best one lmao "I have friends who are aristocrats I have friends who are upper class and I have friends who are working class wait no nvm I don't have those" lmao

    • @sharon1939
      @sharon1939 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      lol at least he's honest

    • @bigmoo9470
      @bigmoo9470 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahaha, but probably normal for multi millionaire uk politicians

    • @artfull334
      @artfull334 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sharon1939 does this truth not bother you lol. Are you middle class ? I doubt that

    • @V1Salvo
      @V1Salvo 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think he meant to say middle class lol

  • @MrMcChuckles95
    @MrMcChuckles95 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    You can tell he's never been to a shop before 😂

    • @ja-qk4vd
      @ja-qk4vd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      just thought was having a fumbling moment tbh. he really isnt that weird. Quite charismatic, way more than Starmer, which might make him more dangerous. i think he was a good play for the neocons.

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      at least he isnt sniffing little kids or claiming he was in the senate 126 years ago.

  • @minerva6
    @minerva6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    He’s actual being normal in many ways. This is just people turning normal, human, weird behaviours into something we shouldn’t celebrate, and instead see as alien. Seriously, if you can’t be weird, you’re just boring…

    • @kier1568
      @kier1568 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You're joking? He's a modern day Alan Partridge in way over his head😂

    • @countlitmogaphil392
      @countlitmogaphil392 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yea I mean I came here hoping to get a laugh... But he's actually fine by politician standards

    • @VOTE_REFORM_UK
      @VOTE_REFORM_UK หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still doesn’t make him any worse of a PM

    • @sivader17
      @sivader17 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@VOTE_REFORM_UKyes thats true. How can you be worse than utterly abysmal 😮

    • @grdfhrghrggrtwqqu
      @grdfhrghrggrtwqqu 9 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@countlitmogaphil392 Most normal guy UK has had by far. Everyone else is quite robotic, too refrained... too restrained...

  • @Xforeverlove21
    @Xforeverlove21 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To me, he will forever be known as the brief case guy

    • @joshhanson6538
      @joshhanson6538 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Why not 'briefcase wanker?'

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Seeing him in a shop is hilarious 😂 like shit... I didn't know people could be THAT out of touch 😂

    • @stevespiers9120
      @stevespiers9120 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      What did you expect? He has a butler to do things like that. And a maid, a nanny for the kids, a cleaner, a chauffeur, bodyguards, a gardener. And all on expenses, no doubt.

    • @acharich
      @acharich ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stevespiers9120 😅😅😅

    • @199724
      @199724 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I do this almost every time right, but I would fumble also when being distracted by a camera crew. I think he's just human. You prefer the lizards ruling us?

    • @shatdharsanamuttamkumar775
      @shatdharsanamuttamkumar775 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stevespiers9120 he has been through a regular college experience at the US, he is a normal guy.

    • @jacko8603
      @jacko8603 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coked up that's why

  • @PaulSmith-mh2yq
    @PaulSmith-mh2yq ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Please .....somebody tell me - one day this nightmare will be over, it's just a terrible dream .... there is no Sunak, Truss, Patel, Dorries in real life 😭😭😭

    • @childoftheuniverse2644
      @childoftheuniverse2644 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm afraid it's real.

    • @stevenlangton5607
      @stevenlangton5607 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Aliens are out there , this just goes show how alienate the Public and everyone else it seems , the Tory version of walking the plank, they are all fricken pirates with a dream , so now its Queen Bodicea (Truss ) and Black Dog (Sunak)......but wait a minute is nt a Truss some kind of support , a proper load of balls if you ask me !

    • @youcefassou1592
      @youcefassou1592 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      iam pinching my face to weak up for few years now, it look like it isn't.
      Patience is all we have

    • @LMlukemcclure
      @LMlukemcclure ปีที่แล้ว +3

      in the wise words of Gil Scott. This is a B-Movie, otherwise we would have much better actors.

    • @hastekulvaati9681
      @hastekulvaati9681 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LMlukemcclure In the words of Stevie Wonder
      “I don't even have to do nothin' to you,
      You'll cause your own country to fall.”

  • @ajfreeney
    @ajfreeney ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tbh he's not actually that weird in these videos. Just standard politician behaviour.

  • @brettpilkington9539
    @brettpilkington9539 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The funny thing is, in his mind he's a smooth operator.

  • @MrGTO86
    @MrGTO86 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The kind of guy who would walk into a high school and say, "Hello fellow kids,"
    And he just might be Michael Scott in real life

    • @imrank9282
      @imrank9282 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Except Michael Scott might he inappropriate at times, but his heart is always in the right place. Not this guy though

  • @LeornianCyng
    @LeornianCyng ปีที่แล้ว +1246

    Rishi Sunak is like one of those obnoxious middle managers that appear on that god awful “The Apprentice” scripted reality show. The sort of person that hypes themselves up in the most cringeworthy way, before being fired by that idiot Alan Sugar after spectacularly failing a task that plays to his strengths. A few weeks later, mocked by Harry Hill on ITV. Imagine the shame lol.

    • @jamiemckell34
      @jamiemckell34 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You fucking nailed it

    • @zaxchannelproject
      @zaxchannelproject ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This got a laugh out of me

    • @anthonyrybicki1000
      @anthonyrybicki1000 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Apprentice however is a harmless facsimile of how business doesn't work unlike running Britain's government very badly which costs lives and our future.

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd agree, except I'd sooner die than even mentally picture Harry Hill. You can take these things TOO far!

    • @mist8k
      @mist8k ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perfect analogy

  • @Maleehah77
    @Maleehah77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Im gping to grip "it had me dead 😂

  • @abd9233
    @abd9233 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “well not working class” WAS 🤣🤣🤣

  • @patrickyorke3028
    @patrickyorke3028 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    As Captain Blackadder would have said..."the agony of choice" when he was given the choice between Rat Fricassee or Rat Souffle whilst in Trenches.

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @edprince
      @edprince ปีที่แล้ว

      Sautée you filthy casual.

    • @kb7663
      @kb7663 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rat sautee, not souffle th-cam.com/video/UpPoWGiQIhA/w-d-xo.html
      And in the end it turns out that both are basically the same (another fitting aspect)

    • @tinamenon1593
      @tinamenon1593 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Souffle sounds better....less crisp and more spongy?

  • @Hedgehoginthetardis
    @Hedgehoginthetardis ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Jesus Christ he can’t even say he’s a “normal UK tax payer” with a straight face

    • @Xforeverlove21
      @Xforeverlove21 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His money is currently sitting in bank accounts outside of the UK

    • @uhuhno6441
      @uhuhno6441 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...because no normal tax payer would ever refer to themself as a normal tax payer.

  • @acousticreate
    @acousticreate ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As embarrassing compilations go this actually seems fairly tame 😂

  • @ubmuhkehcubol
    @ubmuhkehcubol ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is actually the first person I've seen that looks more like a Spitting Image puppet than his Spitting Image puppet.

  • @SKY_FATH3R
    @SKY_FATH3R ปีที่แล้ว +559

    This man is unintentionally hilarious

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Something to look forward to!

    • @connorduke4619
      @connorduke4619 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mr Bean has finally got the top job!

    • @deezalmonds7680
      @deezalmonds7680 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We've had one of them before, pretty recently if I recall, didn't go so well.

    • @deezalmonds7680
      @deezalmonds7680 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @dani cali Kinnel Dani, didn't need your life story love 😂

    • @dylanmurphy9389
      @dylanmurphy9389 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deezalmonds7680BJ was trying to be funny

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby ปีที่แล้ว +273

    What happens when an out of touch Wealthy Hedge fund manager becomes an MP and potentially the Next Prime Minister

    • @KeyserSolsi
      @KeyserSolsi ปีที่แล้ว

      It's simple. He will make himself and his wife trillionaires and will make the rest of the country poorer. What else do you expect from sleazy Fishy Riashi the snake!. You don't believe me? Wait 6 months.

    • @Geo65582
      @Geo65582 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      God help us all

    • @Nine-Signs
      @Nine-Signs ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing new, that's what happens, nothing new, nothing different to the last 40 years, the same managed decline of the majority workforce as the rich minority extract ever more from them while paying them ever less in real terms. The UK average wage when you account for inflation over 40 years has not budged in 40 years, meanwhile 68% of the UK earn LESS than the UK average wage, with 53% of them earning less than £22500 a year. The bottom half of the UK have been rendered as poor or poorer by the time every prime minister left office over the last 40 years no matter who it was that entered it. There was a political candidate that wanted to change that but 65% of my elders crawled over broken glass to elect a thieving lying adultering racist crooked bastard over a life long humanitarian advocate for the working classes.
      The only people among the workers who have been protected by policy from this onslaught from the failures of capitalism, are pensioner/homeowner boomers and genXers, barely any millennials own a home by comparison, and millennials are the first generation since records began, to be rendered poorer than there parents during their time, despite millennials working longer hours, and with more people in work per household than their parents day,
      So like I say friend, what difference will he make to most of us being in the gutter already. Any further and things will simply catch fire.
      I mean just look at house prices, if me and my partner, both millennials, moved in together and want to buy a house, even the shit ones that need lots of work tend to be at least 12 times our income and now I have a two and a half grand electric bill a year just for being a single person using meager amounts of energy but being rinsed by prepayment, no hope of ever saving for a deposit with incomes the same as they were in the 1980's when you account for inflation, but with 2020's costs of living that rose vastly more than inflation year on year due to the privatisation of everything mostly by Tories.
      My current landlord has had £70,000 out of me here, I don't own a screw, I work, he goes on holiday with the wealth i worked to create and handed to him for no work himself. Tory Britain, good for the minority landlords, good for the minority capitalist classes, good for the politicians and media pundits in their pockets, not for anyone else.

    • @childoftheuniverse2644
      @childoftheuniverse2644 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@freko106 , since he was a baby 🤪

    • @Geo65582
      @Geo65582 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@childoftheuniverse2644 lmao

  • @ellenday2155
    @ellenday2155 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ‘I have friends who are working class…well not *working* class…’

  • @SerG-ez2po
    @SerG-ez2po ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He learnt a lot from Boris, that man was his role model!

  • @nearlyretired7005
    @nearlyretired7005 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    He's not weird, he just doesn't know what it's like to live like us,and never will,which creates a big problem.

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yep

    • @Lee_303
      @Lee_303 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why would he though? Our standard of living is constantly changing! Hows he gonna keep up?

    • @jhonnyjhonson2664
      @jhonnyjhonson2664 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't like that weasel

    • @jeankazama9730
      @jeankazama9730 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whose laughing now?!!
      Pig

    • @user-hh5hs3zr5b
      @user-hh5hs3zr5b ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its a good thing to not to live like us. Considering how we are messing things up all the time

  • @glenndavid8725
    @glenndavid8725 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Admitting on camera he's constantly coked up at parties.

    • @Lee_303
      @Lee_303 ปีที่แล้ว

      To school kids as well, classy! Slightly predatory behaviour, like a nonce outside with a bag of sweets. He's basically hinting at them if they do well at school they can be like him & have all the drugs they want.

    • @clareb1565
      @clareb1565 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅😅

    • @johnkelly1083
      @johnkelly1083 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He also likes gripping it.

  • @royalstarfish17
    @royalstarfish17 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Choosing between him and Truss is like choosing between being rectally examined by either Edward Scissorhands or Captain Hook.

  • @Lemonboi123
    @Lemonboi123 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:13 he’s 5’7 btw

  • @Minnu-on6mn
    @Minnu-on6mn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the side eye he gave 💀💀

  • @matthewratcliffe1953
    @matthewratcliffe1953 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    He has about as much charisma as a bar of soap

    • @booth2710
      @booth2710 ปีที่แล้ว

      a bar of soap with a pube in it

    • @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910
      @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Better than Truss’ malt-vinegar demeanour

    • @h3941
      @h3941 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don't insult soap like that pls

    • @tominessex1252
      @tominessex1252 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's very unfair to soap

    • @jasoncampbell1464
      @jasoncampbell1464 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well soap gets to more places than you ever do

  • @jimmylovescake6813
    @jimmylovescake6813 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "I've always been a completely normal UK tax payer...."
    Hmmmm. I find this extremely hard to believe.

    • @Lee_303
      @Lee_303 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's normal if they (wrongly) assume the public to ALSO be criminals who have so much money they have to hide it in off-shore accounts?
      Is that how they justify being bent, by LYING to themselves & being way out of touch with ordinary people? It's both isn't it.

    • @cutekoala
      @cutekoala ปีที่แล้ว

      The tax system is so corrupted billionaires are taxed in the same way as everyone else.

    • @user-fp8de8ds7i
      @user-fp8de8ds7i ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nathan Nitai Das But whoever wants to become prime minister shouldn't.

    • @jimmylovescake6813
      @jimmylovescake6813 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not so much about the tax paid, but what avoidance methods he and his wife employ to keep their tax bill down.

    • @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910
      @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tax “player”

  • @29goodvibes
    @29goodvibes ปีที่แล้ว

    how the hell we ended up here....only upwards from here...

  • @patienttneitap1916
    @patienttneitap1916 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Notice how few times he blinks all the markers of a psycho/sociopath.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Starmer is gonna have no problem at all with him or Truss at PMQs

    • @bluebob81
      @bluebob81 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree. Unfortunately, even after 12 years of destroying the country, there are still millions who will still vote tory

    • @fuckbankers
      @fuckbankers ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He could join the Tories

    • @anncothromoir1018
      @anncothromoir1018 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@fuckbankers He already has, hasn’t he - in all but name?

    • @ianbhoy1888
      @ianbhoy1888 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Starmer is a red tory.

    • @mondingo67
      @mondingo67 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Starmer will be fine with any because he is a weirdo too.

  • @LoneSheWolf09
    @LoneSheWolf09 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That motorist in the background! HOWLING🤣🤣🤣he’s got Sunaks number!🤣😆

    • @IronMan-qi3yg
      @IronMan-qi3yg ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What was he doing, I don't get it?

    • @matthewwitherford
      @matthewwitherford ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IronMan-qi3yg Hes saying that the government are going to drink all of our money, that clip was when fuel prices were through the roof.

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That "shorter in real life" bit really wasn't bad at all

  • @Kitofthearts
    @Kitofthearts 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Look matey, Rishi is just not an acoustic neuro divergent, without any weaknesses whatsoever

  • @LordSandwichII
    @LordSandwichII ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Yes Rishi, you are a completely normal UK tax "player".

  • @muzzyizzit350
    @muzzyizzit350 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He has all sorts of breads in his house 😂

  • @gazwit1603
    @gazwit1603 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vulcan mind melding

  • @TROJANP
    @TROJANP ปีที่แล้ว +6

    😂😂😂everyone in my household has their own bread type 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 typical Rishi

    • @blondie9422
      @blondie9422 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s actually quite endearing 😂

  • @BaronVonGreenback1882
    @BaronVonGreenback1882 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    He's like a real-life Spitting Image puppet

  • @princesspinkblue
    @princesspinkblue ปีที่แล้ว +24

    For a chap whose whole campaign promotion is based on the fact that he’s from a working class background and ‘one of us’ but has “working class friends- but not really” (probably imaginary ones I’m assuming) is a bit of a slap in face for the average voter.

    • @uhuhno6441
      @uhuhno6441 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously? I'm from Germany so I didn't follow the whole build up to this ...clusterfuck. But did he really? Bahahahaha

  • @boootros
    @boootros 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    and 1 year later... we need an update.. Just Rishi Sunak being abysmal

  • @Elle-vm3ge
    @Elle-vm3ge 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way he went to scan his card 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @gordon8557
    @gordon8557 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You can tell he is really short based solely on the fact that both his ears combined length wise is approximately half the width of his shoulders.

    • @crafter170
      @crafter170 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      5'3" with his hands in the air ....

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t unsee that now

    • @jokermaan1
      @jokermaan1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably why he wears his trousers at half-mast, to make him look taller.

    • @crafter170
      @crafter170 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jokermaan1 Ha ha ...It worked for Simon Cowell....

  • @Bluenose1872
    @Bluenose1872 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    So we have to potentially trust someone who doesn’t know how to operate a card machine to run a country 😂

    • @charlotteb6898
      @charlotteb6898 ปีที่แล้ว

      The shop thing exactly what you doayne you haven't been in a shop before. That's pretty normal behaviour.

  • @joeroberts2156
    @joeroberts2156 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "well, not working class" 😂!

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @ragingpagan8847
    @ragingpagan8847 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Up with the partridge Ah ha 😂

  • @michaelrobson3460
    @michaelrobson3460 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That's what £204,000 spent at Winchester College gets you.

    • @simonj5615
      @simonj5615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he has probably made that back a few times over.

    • @michaelrobson3460
      @michaelrobson3460 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simonj5615 yet he comes across as a thirteen year old.
      To paraphrase and invent on the part of Rumpole of the old Bailey.
      If you choose to be an MP over being a banker, beware the money is less, the hours are more and no one plays golf.
      If a colleague suggests

    • @michaelrobson3460
      @michaelrobson3460 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should become an MP, its an insult.
      If richi is such a catch why did his hedge fund colleagues send him to the Conservative party and why hasn't his father in law , made him a vp of Infosys?
      Is rishi a £204,000 useful, idiot?
      I think we should be told.

    • @dewok2706
      @dewok2706 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@simonj5615 By doing what work?

    • @simonj5615
      @simonj5615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dewok2706 Analyst for Goldman Sachs, then a number of hedge funds, finally as a partner. Trades open to everyone I believe.

  • @trumpetadam
    @trumpetadam ปีที่แล้ว +46

    In the words of private Frazer… We’re doomed!

    • @jayturner3397
      @jayturner3397 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just watching it as we typed 😆 🤣

    • @trumpetadam
      @trumpetadam ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jayturner3397 😂

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Regarding the male one, "They don't like it up 'em, sir!" As for the, er, other one, er, God save us from such enemies!

    • @lindadoughty9252
      @lindadoughty9252 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frasier, not Fazer..
      He was the local undertaker..

    • @trumpetadam
      @trumpetadam ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lindadoughty9252 thanks.. I checked and it’s actually Frazer… just a typo!

  • @vdotme
    @vdotme ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello.
    *Sigh & Double face palm
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @louissidebottom1635
    @louissidebottom1635 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Hovis its a seeded thing” he doesn’t even know what it is

  • @benthebritishgardenguy4860
    @benthebritishgardenguy4860 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Indian Matt Hancock. Just as socially awkward, way more wealthy, and he’ll bring you a vindaloo when you actually ordered a Korma.
    Good luck everyone, I hope we survive these unprecedented levels of cringe

  • @portcullis5622
    @portcullis5622 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Greasy Sunak. Dripping with insincerity. Fresh from his empathy bypass operation.

    • @richardkell4888
      @richardkell4888 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you nailed it.

    • @greggburgess9984
      @greggburgess9984 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spot on🤣👍

    • @AP-fc6mb
      @AP-fc6mb ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am Indian can't agree more😂🤣

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snakey fucker this guy. Cant be sincere if he tried.

    • @manh9105
      @manh9105 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AP-fc6mb must be a self loathing, coconut rice-bag

  • @Chris-vi6tg
    @Chris-vi6tg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boris seems quite normal now.

  • @user-mw5ih2gj4j
    @user-mw5ih2gj4j 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The ultimate backstabber

  • @Godlike-87
    @Godlike-87 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    This is the best toryism can do?
    Man, if I was a tory I'd find the nearest pool of water and drown myself.

    • @MrMetalman419
      @MrMetalman419 ปีที่แล้ว

      its called conservatism you absolute sausage

    • @childoftheuniverse2644
      @childoftheuniverse2644 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why? After this lot of comedians and charlatans, anyone have chances to become PM.
      🤪🤣

    • @SteveDorrans
      @SteveDorrans ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They don't have your self-awareness skills though sadly 😞

    • @LordJasonKing
      @LordJasonKing ปีที่แล้ว

      That is so funny 😆

    • @jacob8949
      @jacob8949 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you mean an obedient pet for the super rich? Because that's exactly what they want.

  • @yetidodger6650
    @yetidodger6650 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ask yourself why he wants to be P.M? it's certainly not to help as he's previously proved.

    • @fuckbankers
      @fuckbankers ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he's hoping to become a Lord one day.

    • @fuckbankers
      @fuckbankers ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freko106 A peerage looks like a pretty good investment for someone with £1.4m to spare.

    • @jillybe1873
      @jillybe1873 ปีที่แล้ว

      He hasn't smuggled all the stolen British money out of the country yet?

  • @MikeHunt-rc1po
    @MikeHunt-rc1po 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like rishi sunak. People mad because they are poor

    • @MUFC-nu7ie
      @MUFC-nu7ie 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      People like him keep people poor.

    • @MikeHunt-rc1po
      @MikeHunt-rc1po 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MUFC-nu7ieno, that’s laubor. Because laubor is similar to socialism which means more people are poor and less opportunities to come rich

    • @sloppijussepi8479
      @sloppijussepi8479 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MikeHunt-rc1po Laubor

  • @lewiskeeffe8649
    @lewiskeeffe8649 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    In the words of Alan Partidge "The mans an arse"

    • @DanielHarrisCodes
      @DanielHarrisCodes ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel ashamed that I can’t place this partridge quote

    • @edwardsanders4853
      @edwardsanders4853 ปีที่แล้ว

      When does he say this?

    • @berlinocelot
      @berlinocelot ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure that quote is from the Mighty Boosh. It's the scene where Howard Moon is talking about Milky Joe.

  • @princesspinkblue
    @princesspinkblue ปีที่แล้ว +22

    His friends:
    Aristocrats ✅
    Upper class ✅
    Working Class ❓
    ☝🏻 Says it all, really.
    But Truss aint much better. So we’re screwed either way 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @jennid1573
    @jennid1573 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s literally an episode of The Thick Of It.

  • @naztubes
    @naztubes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That question about his wife was dodged but with full admissability

    • @nyquist_control
      @nyquist_control 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why should he answer questions about his wife? It has nothing to do with him as prime minister

  • @youcefassou1592
    @youcefassou1592 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's like giving your expensive swiss watch to be repaired by shoe maker.
    Those who eat their fill speak to the hungry of wonderful times to come.
    Bertolt Brecht

  • @crafter170
    @crafter170 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When your family are billionaires it makes you think differently from the working man .

    • @acharich
      @acharich ปีที่แล้ว

      In a good way or bad..? ⚖️💭

    • @crafter170
      @crafter170 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@acharich Is 3 trillion national debt a small clue?

    • @JimSendre
      @JimSendre ปีที่แล้ว

      try to fucking get that into the heads of trump supporters. impossible.

    • @millmoormichael6630
      @millmoormichael6630 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is true.

    • @crafter170
      @crafter170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@millmoormichael6630 730 million pounds .Plus what's hidden.The ordinary people have no chance with these Tory ratbags .

  • @jakes.5762
    @jakes.5762 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘To join the Campiaign’ LOL

  • @rutherfordsquire
    @rutherfordsquire หลายเดือนก่อน

    the first clip oh my goddd

  • @6611haggis
    @6611haggis ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To be fair Hovis with the budgie seed running through it isn’t bad.

  • @hubbabubba2756
    @hubbabubba2756 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    well, now he’s the PM so i guess we’re going to have to put up with this for a while 😭

  • @robh7671
    @robh7671 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rishi is a part of the WEF.

    • @digital6string1
      @digital6string1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every commonwealth country's leader is a puppet of the WEF,and then some.

  • @violinstar5948
    @violinstar5948 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He won’t last. Bring on the next General Election.

  • @stevew6141
    @stevew6141 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When I tell my new boss I had to come by horse I’m sure he will understand why

  • @Dom-lp8cl
    @Dom-lp8cl ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I've always been a completely normal tax player"

    • @samanthahardy9903
      @samanthahardy9903 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I noticed that slip up too. I'm sure he said "player" and not "payer" as well.

    • @broganjosh4729
      @broganjosh4729 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that true? Thought his wife wasn't paying any

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so ปีที่แล้ว

      @@broganjosh4729 why would his wife pay it? She has had the Indian citizenship since birth. Its perfectly legal that's why she never faced any lawsuits for tax fraud. Its rishi that's british, not akshata. And rishi does pay taxes.

  • @Invictyn
    @Invictyn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That gave me Boris vibes.

  • @CC-ns2ds
    @CC-ns2ds 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way Rishi looks back at the biker then glances at the camera I’m fuckin wheezing 😂😂 the silence 😂

  • @diegogbox
    @diegogbox ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Rishi Sunak is the answer to the question "What if David Brent was Asian?"

  • @davewilson9738
    @davewilson9738 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The line from Blackadder springs to mind and I quote "What a slimy little turd."

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @SamuelOrru
    @SamuelOrru ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:16 That gave The Office U.S. vibes.

  • @deveyous6614
    @deveyous6614 ปีที่แล้ว

    When i close my eyes, i think im hearing "the apprentice"

  • @JackBlack-gh5yf
    @JackBlack-gh5yf ปีที่แล้ว +44

    At least you didn't get up and slap anybody Rishi? That's because you're 5ft 3"! 😂

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (Harry Enfield character's voice) Short people: Know your place!

    • @JackBlack-gh5yf
      @JackBlack-gh5yf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@weswheel4834 I was thinking more the Rob Brydon voice! 😁😉

    • @JackBlack-gh5yf
      @JackBlack-gh5yf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @xyzzyx101 xyz Even at 6ft 3", I don't think he'd be able to find his way to the stage, without people opening doors for him! 😁👍

    • @Feargal-nn7nd
      @Feargal-nn7nd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "What are you gonna do about it, say something?"😂

  • @supergooner7581
    @supergooner7581 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sunak certainly is "UK Tax Player"one of the few times, he's being honest.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @homegrownpa
    @homegrownpa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He alway's looks like he's so pleased with himself

  • @purefoldnz3070
    @purefoldnz3070 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sunak sounds like a Star Trek character.

  • @Slumberesque
    @Slumberesque ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When Sunak or Truss is the antidote, is syphilis or the Tories the infectious disease?!

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a really sad -- nay, pathetic -- comment to make about two fucking cunts. I don't think I'll be able to watch PMQs. whichever of the squirmy jobby-lickers gets in.

    • @gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394
      @gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well boris was the stage 4 pancreatic cancer

    • @larrydickman5936
      @larrydickman5936 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Labour are Colon cancer , stage 4.