Everything Wrong With Krampus In 15 Minutes Or Less

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  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2375

    Hmm, a supernatural being that appears when families are falling apart, and can interpret torn up letters... Are we *SURE* Krampus isn't Mary Poppins?

    • @ghostfaceshonkerholder
      @ghostfaceshonkerholder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Best comment I've seen so far

    • @bumpkinbee1524
      @bumpkinbee1524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      **cue the Film Theory intro**

    • @gman3664
      @gman3664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lightblueghost Krampus is more edgy, Mary poppins is more song like and friendly

    • @flipper-b8588
      @flipper-b8588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or Nanny McPhee

    • @Hopeydopery
      @Hopeydopery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Harry Watts or maybe nanny mcfee

  • @katha557
    @katha557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    “Kevin McCallister actually said it, out loud, he wished his family would disappear and the worst thing that happened to him was Joe Pesci showed up”😂😂😂😂😂 love it!🤣

  • @GiantPetRat
    @GiantPetRat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Regarding the "grandma speaking German but her grandson speaking English" thing, it's actually pretty common for kids who grow up in multilingual houses to be able to understand a language they can barely speak, and vice-versa. If the person speaking the foreign language knows enough English, then the child has no reason to try and learn to actually speak it back to them.

    • @titosanchez2758
      @titosanchez2758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Araxie Rose
      Can confirm, I can't speak Spanish to save my life but I can understand it when spoken to me with no difficulty

    • @vampiraJ
      @vampiraJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Had a boyfriend’s mom where we communicated like that (English to Spanish).

    • @taif21981
      @taif21981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True. My mother and aunt speak German to me and I answer back in English. Lol.

    • @wadereynoldsdeadpool5768
      @wadereynoldsdeadpool5768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@taif21981 pretty awesome do they believe in krampus too

    • @win_cole
      @win_cole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here, my grandparents use their native language and I usually reply in my first language (and vice versa). We understand each other just fine

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    That ending shot just makes me think I've stepped into Five Nights at Krampus'.

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ikr lmao

    • @fusionx5294
      @fusionx5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your account is sooo old

    • @fusionx5294
      @fusionx5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Zeke The Plumber Can you Shut the Fuck up? Nobody wants to hear your hating ass

    • @midte
      @midte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      freddy

    • @GMRL3000
      @GMRL3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Achievement get!
      I am 27 years old
      (*became 27 years old congrats!*)

  • @drevinashcraft2485
    @drevinashcraft2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2049

    “Well don’t run too fast you might get a Krampus” 💀

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2735

    "Remember when movies built expositional dialogue into dialogue that simultaneously moved the plot forward instead of just lazily throwing in some lines about their past. I don't."
    Aw that's like... sincerely the saddest he's ever sounded.

    • @TheUsurperGuy1
      @TheUsurperGuy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      JelloApocalypse Holy shit no one replied to you yet?

    • @evancox4210
      @evancox4210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wassup dude love your channel

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did not expect to see you here.O_o

    • @NRDoesStuff
      @NRDoesStuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude..... why did you have to post that vote video? Just....why...?

    • @doni6324
      @doni6324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NRDoesStuff The timelineis funny lol. From the older posts being appreciative to the recent ones scorning him for posting that god awful video.

  • @artemisalec
    @artemisalec 7 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "Well, don't run too fast. You might get a Krampus" how dare you? right in front of my salad??

    • @lazulirose8231
      @lazulirose8231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      obssesedwith bandsandbooks HAHA gay jokes are funny

    • @kshirin0298
      @kshirin0298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *R I G H T I N F R O N T O F M Y S A L A D ?*

    • @kshirin0298
      @kshirin0298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *R I G H T I N F R O N T O F M Y S A L A D ?*

    • @r.a.p.2276
      @r.a.p.2276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no, GOD NO!!! NOT IN FRONT OF THE SALAD!! NOT THE SALAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!

    • @SpaztekDrongo
      @SpaztekDrongo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ok lettuce all just calm down. It wasn’t that bad.

  • @smexychichilla5688
    @smexychichilla5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    I remember watching this movie in the theater, and while everyone else was screaming I was laughing my ass of the whole time. This movie is hilarious.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Were people staring at you?

    • @KDsage123
      @KDsage123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Right? The scene in the kitchen with the demon gingerbread men had me rolling.

    • @ssshark_bait
      @ssshark_bait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KDsage123 same 😂😂😂😂

    • @georgehoffman3439
      @georgehoffman3439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I laugh sometimes when a lot of people get killed in movies, so I saw the last hobbit and American sniper and I was balling and people were like tf is wrong with you?

    • @Randomperson-zt3il
      @Randomperson-zt3il 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@georgehoffman3439 a bit strange but u do u

  • @6611nitro
    @6611nitro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    You know they actually did explain more clearly later that the family isn't trapped. Krampus did accept Max's repentance but the snowglobe lets him keep an eye on them. They have to keep up the Christmas spirit every single year for the rest of their lives.

    • @calebshoemaker
      @calebshoemaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      But you need a sequel for that. I like snow globe Christmas hell. It's a perfect ending

    • @ninieibrahim
      @ninieibrahim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Thank you for that explanation. At first I just thought karmpus fucking trapped them inside a goddang snowglobe

    • @whoputyouontheplanet3345
      @whoputyouontheplanet3345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6611nitro That's how I took it as well.

    • @HOPEsmilesYOUsmiles
      @HOPEsmilesYOUsmiles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I have no idea why I assumed that meant it was gonna be like groundhog day and that they were going to repeat that hellish christmas over and over forever

    • @viddork
      @viddork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "they actually did explain more clearly later"
      When did this happen? When was "later?" After the movie? I don't remember anything suggesting that the snowglobe was CCTV for monitoring the families, yet many commenters seem to subscribe to this theory.
      Besides, the "trapped in a snowglobe for eternity" is a much better ending. Probably the second most fucked up ending ever, after The Mist.

  • @trinelangohr6661
    @trinelangohr6661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Props for using an actual German actress to play Grandma, though. Nothing worse than someone speaking pseudo-German gibberish, or having a big fat silly accent. I remember Nightcrawler from X-men II declaring that he's "the spawn of a broom" instead of "the spawn of evil" because the actor is Scottish and can't do umlauts...

    • @angryreader8857
      @angryreader8857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Trine Langohr Yeah, and pseudo-Arabic is even funnier. It's not just ridiculous grammar, the accent makes it literally unintelligible

    • @intherift07
      @intherift07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Trine Langohr She is Austrian not German.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Close enough.

    • @Kramoar
      @Kramoar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well she speaks proper German with a slight Austrian accent. Anyway, for non-German-speakers this charade must be annoying as hell.

    • @battbas
      @battbas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Kramoar well the Krampus is an a austrian tradition so it is ok the Grandma has an Austrian accent

  • @mstrampe
    @mstrampe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    *Don't run too fast, you might get a Krampus.*
    I'm dead.

    • @plantpreyer2135
      @plantpreyer2135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I'm dying.

    • @mstrampe
      @mstrampe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@plantpreyer2135 don't die too fast, you might get a Krampus

    • @magool103
      @magool103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh...Nice pun

    • @ixjens7950
      @ixjens7950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, he just kidnaps you

    • @mystery8030
      @mystery8030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @m.4645
    @m.4645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Wow, the lady in the beginning really talks in German with Austrian slang, i positively surprised

    • @michaelwiesinger2643
      @michaelwiesinger2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's just a very slight altering of the vowels [stretching them a bit]; I wouldn't even call it an accent, but rather a little indicator. It's about the only thing I like out of all the movie, since the Krampus-myth is very popular in Austria while it isn't even known to a big part of Germany. At least one thing they got right. :D

    • @JD-zj8qy
      @JD-zj8qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Im from Bavaria and every nikolaus, the Krampus came with him to visit houses and scare the kinds into not behaving poorly. It was really fucked up

    • @actuallynathalie4650
      @actuallynathalie4650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      J D I feel you I’m also from Bavaria I always hated Nikolaus Day!

    • @Neo-Channelreview163
      @Neo-Channelreview163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate this movie tbh 😡

    • @sixstring4718
      @sixstring4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Allen Mainar f u

  • @xyzCrake
    @xyzCrake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    1:24 honestly people who only speak one language wouldn't understand this, but in foreign language speaking families, it's pretty common to see the first native generation learn to understand the language, but not be comfortable speaking it, while the older generation learn the local language, but not be comfortable speaking it, resulting in the parents (or in this case grandparents) speaking the foreign tongue, while the child (or in this case grandchild) speaking the local tongue, while both understand each other perfectly. I do it all the time with my parents, I can understand them perfectly, but it's still their native tongue, and they'll speak it while i respond in english.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      My god thank you. I didn't want to leave a comment about that because this was years ago, but I'm so so glad someone *did.* I myself live in a bilingual family (all my relatives speak Spanish, including my parents), with me and my sister the only ones who natively speak English.

    • @karajames67
      @karajames67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      some people are just stupid you can speak what ever language you want he's just using an excuse to be an ass does it matter know

    • @crazycookie4645
      @crazycookie4645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You guys need to calm down. Once again, people are taking this WAY too seriously and acting like they are being personally insulted.

    • @crazycookie4645
      @crazycookie4645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karajames67 Also, why are your words so jumbled?

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No one except Kara James is really getting that triggered, though.

  • @marcisozols2800
    @marcisozols2800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    omi means grandma in multiple languages, so when he says "grandma omi" he's saying grandma grandma
    cinema sin sin counter: 1

    • @chadangeles3856
      @chadangeles3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fucking smartass

    • @Sorex_Tkt
      @Sorex_Tkt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chadangeles3856 Its kinda obvious that omi means grandma...

    • @chadangeles3856
      @chadangeles3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sorex_Tkt its not dumbass

    • @Sorex_Tkt
      @Sorex_Tkt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chadangeles3856 Yeah, I think the problem is you, not the "dumbasses" who have common sense.

    • @chadangeles3856
      @chadangeles3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sorex_Tkt proud to be a Dumbass ey

  • @nightfall6922
    @nightfall6922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    'you might get a krampus.' wow

  • @supersolier0028
    @supersolier0028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Soooo this whole plot is just....
    "Young kid tears paper apart because he got reasonably angry at the christmas dinner and that's why Krampus kills the ENTIRE family"
    Got it

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gods are petty like that.

    • @iris-qz8xu
      @iris-qz8xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it makes me angry how pretty much nothing bad happened until kampus came over

    • @mr.lizard666
      @mr.lizard666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bassically

    • @Ninerpordz19
      @Ninerpordz19 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nope Krampus came because the boy (max) wished his family will be the same again which the family lost their Christmas sprit so that’s where Krampus comes in and takes them to hell bc max wished for them to be the same so at the end their in a snow globe in Krampus lair having Christmas over and over again

    • @shogunmaster3191
      @shogunmaster3191 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He didn't kill them tho

  • @abigailleavell6653
    @abigailleavell6653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    This whole movie looks like the first five minutes of an episode of Supernatural. I was half expecting the Winchesters to show up at the end.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's Krampus 2 right there!

    • @Nirrrina
      @Nirrrina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That would make a good 2 part Supernatural Christmas episode.

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I could totally see that. Dean is definitely the drunk uncle

    • @roggie839
      @roggie839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It would've been a way better movie

    • @kkzblueeyes0551
      @kkzblueeyes0551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @AlexCalibur12
    @AlexCalibur12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Actually the ending was never confirmed to be then trapped in a snow globe. Another possible ending is that the snow globe is just a method for Krampus to keep an eye on the families to make sure they kept their promise to Krampus

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Good point. 1 extra sin deduction for good trickery.

    • @99999drake
      @99999drake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think the same

    • @Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681
      @Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ya me too>.< that would have made no fcign sense and the endign dark as fuckXD

    • @CalebCraft10
      @CalebCraft10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anthony Ceballos Either way, the it was all a dream ending was lazy as heck and nearly ruined the entire movie.

    • @opkb4e
      @opkb4e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anthony Ceballos get a life.

  • @r3darrow571
    @r3darrow571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Also you forgot that almost everyone cast in these movie is normally a comedy actor or comedian

    • @haroldfitzgerald5374
      @haroldfitzgerald5374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Jeremiah Briney I mean the father plays a lead role in parks and recreation

    • @haroldfitzgerald5374
      @haroldfitzgerald5374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Jeremiah Briney and then the friend of the father plays a role in the office

    • @Thejomorrison684
      @Thejomorrison684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Howard, the rude brother of the dad, is also in final destination 5.

    • @upashasengupta7832
      @upashasengupta7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just know the good place guy

    • @sixstring4718
      @sixstring4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reggin yug etihw a m'i thats the husband of the aunt

  • @johnfrisby5145
    @johnfrisby5145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "As more of these snowmen appear, I'm starting to suspect that Krampus is actually just Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes."
    Just occurred to me that this all could've just been Calvin's very imaginative perspective of his actions.

  • @overthere5815
    @overthere5815 8 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    7:42 I usually never point out when your sins are wrong, but revolvers don't eject the casing after firing. Just sayin

    • @overthere5815
      @overthere5815 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But still a good video tho

    • @mamfilord
      @mamfilord 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But you can still see that all bullets are unused in that revolver. You would see if they were shot.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok i didnt pay close attention so where do we see that they were spent or not?

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope Nopenson ok just checking. now show me any movie they go into that great of detail where they show the primer as struck. now if there was a part i didnt see the front of the gun shown where we could see the bullet still in the cylinder i could agree.

    • @mamfilord
      @mamfilord 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just saw they all looked the same and assumed they were not shot since i know you can see a difference there. but the point is clear

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3635

    Still waiting for Everything wrong with Bee Movie

    • @bagginbaggin7554
      @bagginbaggin7554 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BattleUp Saber tru

    • @egsmichellemachete7047
      @egsmichellemachete7047 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      BattleUp Saber Everything wrong with the Bee movie script

    • @Bmac41298
      @Bmac41298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      But its a perfect piece of cinematic art

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Why is Bee Movie all of a sudden talked about more than when it actually came out years ago?

    • @ygsr
      @ygsr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      MegaSoulhero bad memes. Like with Shrek.

  • @MFSTAS
    @MFSTAS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4639

    "coke is delicious and pepsi is garbage" Woah, woah, woah, let's not start a WW3 in here!

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      they both suck dr.pepper all the way

    • @degurkin
      @degurkin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      if it was all the way then tell me why I can't buy it in my country?
      Sprite 4 Lyfe!

    • @darkfur3181
      @darkfur3181 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Dr.pepper is garbage. How does anyone like that disgusting stuff I will never know. Fanta for life.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      oh man there are some fightin words in here

    • @Choom-li
      @Choom-li 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, because everyone knows Sprite is the best...

  • @rebelscum8915
    @rebelscum8915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Yes becoming a Eagle Scout is EXTREMELY difficult

    • @Alex-ve1og
      @Alex-ve1og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah you've got to get molested several times before you can make Eagle Scout

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Alex-ve1og ...

    • @dr9660
      @dr9660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Alex-ve1og lmao

    • @DonkiDonkiDonkiDonki
      @DonkiDonkiDonkiDonki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It involves many trials, like the chucking of the wood.

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Alex-ve1og lmfao

  • @jeonghanism
    @jeonghanism 7 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    "You might get a Krampus" IM LAUGHING

    • @LNYFIRELLC
      @LNYFIRELLC 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaime Michelle don’t run too fast!

    • @AtomicIceBreaker
      @AtomicIceBreaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaime Michelle I’m the 666th like XD

    • @carolrodney778
      @carolrodney778 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaime Michelle your laughing, I'm dieing 😂 😂

  • @misty9964
    @misty9964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    9:05 actually she said "it's our own fault" and not "he's coming for us" but ok movie

    • @monkeman3076
      @monkeman3076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      genau produzenten get your german right

    • @juliusreigns4218
      @juliusreigns4218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are correct, but if you watch the movie and hear the parts that was muted/cut for cinemasins guy talking, both things were said.

    • @Brandiwell
      @Brandiwell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least the German is legit, instead of that broken stuff you often get that is supposed to pass for native.

  • @cloudcollector83
    @cloudcollector83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I really enjoyed this movie and to hear Adam Scott actually speak German with an Austrian dialect was awesome!

  • @emilymg1
    @emilymg1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    THE FRICKIN GROWL AT THE END MADE MY CAT STARE IN HORROR

    • @siriusblack3149
      @siriusblack3149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It made my dogs bark like hell

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why are you guys watching horror movies with your pets?

    • @normalarrow3669
      @normalarrow3669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed so hard at these comments

    • @CatalinaLinal7710
      @CatalinaLinal7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude my cat was confused as hell too! What the fuck is that sound??

    • @vendettaknight104
      @vendettaknight104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aww

  • @TheCbrown146
    @TheCbrown146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I would've taken more sins off for the ending. The "It's all a dream cliche" deserves 5 or 10 sins alone. It was very satisfying to know it all happened.
    The costume designs for the creatures were good too. Sins taken off for the fact they didn't over use CGI. At least in my opinion they didn't.

  • @poego6045
    @poego6045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    What's with all the hate for this movie? It perfectly captured the fun feeling horror movies used to have, instead of the bland, jumpscare heavy stuff that take themselves so seriously we get nowadays. It's meant to be corny. Why go for strict realism in a movie about a goat demon?

    • @andrewbarber4314
      @andrewbarber4314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      WFDolphinPilot agreed most fun ive had with a horror movie since cabin in the woods

    • @batfan1939
      @batfan1939 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WFDolphinPilot I was wondering that, and I haven't seen the movie. Very Sam Raimi.

    • @julieb.8751
      @julieb.8751 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      WFDolphinPilot In the description box he says he actually thought it was decent. But, after all, "no movie is without a sin". that being said, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie, it's a good one to get together and yell at with your family/friends! (I mean that in the best of ways)

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They don't hate the movie, they're just sinning it. they also sin movies they love, so there's no bias.

    • @GlitchManOmega
      @GlitchManOmega 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It reminded me of the good 'ole days of watching Are You Afraid of the Dark? on Nickelodeon.

  • @yourlocaljester3075
    @yourlocaljester3075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    *Pours Pepsi into an empty coke bottle*

    • @Οδοιπόρος
      @Οδοιπόρος 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No one will notice but don't try to tell them.

    • @Burton3467
      @Burton3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      “I don’t give a damn” (in an Australian accent)

    • @ozvoid1245
      @ozvoid1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You'll be surprised how many people are like blood hounds and notice that shit.

    • @game5plays
      @game5plays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@QuickSilverKitsune no one cares about you

    • @scoobyzpxx5242
      @scoobyzpxx5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *dies*

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    14:34
    I wonder why the SCP foundation isn't after him yet if so many people disappear on christmas.

    • @mylingnovels8000
      @mylingnovels8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SCP-4666 The Yule Man is a more bloody version of Krampus.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Too busy with the lawsuit to reclaim their own copyright...

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they're busy with SCP-2399, SCP-001 Dr. S.J Lockes proposal, SCP-343 SCP-3008,SCP-231,SCP-2317 etc

    • @user-ux8mk1ul5v
      @user-ux8mk1ul5v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Yule man is roughly based on him

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ncrranger9154
      And that's just stuff at the top of the food chain.

  • @DasKame
    @DasKame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Grandma "Omi?" Thats a misunderstanding, "Omi" is the german Word for "Granny", otherwise her Name is "Grandma Granny"

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      As "Granny" is the belittlement for "Grandma/Grandmother", the German Word "Omi" is a belittlement of "Oma"

    • @lillymaiglock2525
      @lillymaiglock2525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DasKame yes

    • @LNYFIRELLC
      @LNYFIRELLC 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Olivia George actually it’s not...you shouldn’t try to correct ppl,you could look like the idiot

    • @cerysgibby7542
      @cerysgibby7542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've always called my grandma "oma"
      I'll still call her oma anyway.

    • @kyrieuwu7397
      @kyrieuwu7397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both oma and omi are correct

  • @derek3418
    @derek3418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Don't run too fast or you might get a Krampus

  • @Daniel_Coffman
    @Daniel_Coffman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    With the minions' final lunge at the camera, I would have said, "Also, Five Nights at Krampus'."
    Am I the only one who thinks that final lunge looks like most of the jumpscares from the FNAF series? XD

    • @skiiservice
      @skiiservice 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kinda. I though the bear trying to bite Linda's arm looked like Freddy from FNAF.

    • @Daniel_Coffman
      @Daniel_Coffman 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, yeah.

    • @Super-zn5fb
      @Super-zn5fb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why does this have 56 likes?
      i literally stopped laughing from the other comments due to this.

    • @Daniel_Coffman
      @Daniel_Coffman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, I guess it may be due to how many FNAF fans we seem to have here. I never knew a comment I could make here could get this many likes. Sorry ya didn't find my joke too funny, though.

    • @personmcpersonstein3571
      @personmcpersonstein3571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jumping in front of the camera for a jumpscare wasn't the invented by FNAF

  • @slambangaction
    @slambangaction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    8:27 I'm not sure if Krampus is supposed to be Calvin, but the snowmen are almost certainly a Calvin and Hobbes reference: the mom's remark at 4:12 proves it.

    • @gubnaby
      @gubnaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There are so many references to old and unappreciated works in here

  • @_the__christianing_2350
    @_the__christianing_2350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "Don't run too fast you might get a krampus." Lol 😆

  • @BlackCat-tg7th
    @BlackCat-tg7th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    10:55
    She said "aber nein"
    She says "but no" if directly translated
    Basically she says to him "It's not your fault." :)

    • @jonezmontenegro3916
      @jonezmontenegro3916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dankeschon

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We all figured that out and it was a joke in the review 🤦‍♀️

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT'S NAHT YOUR FAULT

  • @fakenoob3028
    @fakenoob3028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    this movie should've been more accurate to the original tale, sure a story about santa's brother kidnapping bad children might be kinda boring, unless you turn it into a story about a brat being kidnapped and his mother comes to save him and has to search the underworld to find him or something like that it would be truer to the tale, and would be funner you could even have a sort of moral of the story like he's a brat but he's my brat or something like that idk just a weird horror story where the guy who kidnaps bad children and beats them with reeds is replaced with a teleporting Christmas demon

    • @r.i.p.youtube3887
      @r.i.p.youtube3887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @nightmare2750
      @nightmare2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, but then it would be another family and cliche movie.

    • @goofygantt5759
      @goofygantt5759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @ceebbees12345
      @ceebbees12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bababadook dook dook

    • @Wright805
      @Wright805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +fake noob That would be an excellent movie!

  • @dilliandavis5749
    @dilliandavis5749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Biggest sin is TH-cam has the movie under “comedy”

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It’s a comedy horror, just like Zombieland and Gremlins

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@spacejesus6581
      Lol yeah a child's family getting dragged to hell is just 👌👌👌 Top notch comedy there

    • @hellothere5030
      @hellothere5030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PinkGoldAbby Either you’re joking, you don’t know horror comedy, or maybe you just haven’t seen the movie.

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hellothere5030
      I'm joking, boomer.

    • @hellothere5030
      @hellothere5030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PinkGoldAbby I’m not a large male kangaroo my guy.

  • @WhatEver-ej9vs
    @WhatEver-ej9vs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    Oh come on! That scene where Krampus was running on the roof's of houses deserved a sin off!

    • @shamarasmith1382
      @shamarasmith1382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jet MaX sorry it was probably way to cool to sin

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      that was scary and cool

    • @shamarasmith1382
      @shamarasmith1382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      See kimmyfreak200 gets it

    • @user-zb8tq5pr4x
      @user-zb8tq5pr4x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah at that point I thought the film would be cool.
      Turned out boring af.

    • @bluewolf1795
      @bluewolf1795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jet MaX, you are so right, that was the best revile of the main bad guy

  • @ceuti
    @ceuti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Everything wrong with Bee Movie. It's time.

    • @camden666
      @camden666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But there isn't anything wrong with the Bee Movie

    • @the_g_almighty
      @the_g_almighty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Agent Nobody
      The script.

    • @asadasdwqe3qwdxszcaqw
      @asadasdwqe3qwdxszcaqw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dinky Quinky hi how are you no nothing is wrong with that

    • @the_g_almighty
      @the_g_almighty 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pythor12706
      Bee's will rise!
      even though they are too fat to fly, but they will do it anyway.

    • @Expoz3DxSpaRtaN
      @Expoz3DxSpaRtaN 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Doe I fucking love you

  • @unclehays750
    @unclehays750 8 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I'd love to be trapped In a snow globe forever, you don't have to pay any dumbass taxes for the rest of your life

    • @briankentpirrie5228
      @briankentpirrie5228 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheHazinator I'm going watch this movie every chistmas.

    • @sydneyai8506
      @sydneyai8506 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ah preach

    • @8fuzz
      @8fuzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @comm___4871
      @comm___4871 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hell is your worst nightmare, so enjoy paying taxes forever.

    • @Akiraaoisora
      @Akiraaoisora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But how would you pay? do you get paid for your other sufferings, only to have it taken back through taxes?

  • @ryx1993
    @ryx1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    A revolver doesn't eject spent cartridges so yes all 6 slot would still have something there. Just two would be useless

    • @BigCherries
      @BigCherries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well you beat me to the revolver issue.

    • @r.palmer
      @r.palmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok so someone did mention that lol.

    • @skaterstud7775
      @skaterstud7775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember two spent shells should have cause the primer to indent. But from what I can see all shells primer looks the same therefore his comment on the 2 new shells is valid.

  • @storytime2968
    @storytime2968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like how the music is so jolly yet death murder and tragicness is happening

  • @robjef622
    @robjef622 8 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "Coke is good and Pepsi is garbage". Shots fired CinemaSins, shots fucking fired.

    • @donofbran
      @donofbran 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      but it's true

    • @dredlord47
      @dredlord47 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's not. Pepsi is better, but Sprite is better on more occasions.

    • @LetsRetry
      @LetsRetry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i prefer pepsi over coke
      but then i again i prefer creaming soda and fanta over both of them

    • @sotiris2273
      @sotiris2273 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pepsi is fkn delicious

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can't mix milk with coke

  • @laura_gieger
    @laura_gieger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Yeah, as an Austrian girl who grew up with the Krampus tradition the movie was a big disappointment. Traditionally, the Krampus is a celtic creature and was, originally, ment to help the people get rid of the cold winter a lot faster. The "Perchte", in contrary, means something like 'bear' and was supposed to portray the strong and wild nature. Originally the "Percht" was called "Brechte", which was a woman but was always portrayed by a man. Over the course of time it became a male figure and a lot more mystically. Nowadays the "Percht" is basically the assistant of satan and gets send out to get the damned souls and make sure they get their punishments. While the Krampusday is basically december 5th the Percht used to come between the 25th of december and the 6th of january. Though Krampus and Perchte look a lot alike. The major differences are that the Krampus has only two horns while the Percht has more (between 4 and 6, sometimes more) but also the fur. Most of the times the Krampus costume is pretty dark, wheres the fur of the Percht isn't. But, as mentioned before, the Percht is an evil creature and the Krampus was originally ment to help. Of course nowadays the tables turned and the Krampus and the Percht became sort of the same thing. Leave it to Hollywood to get the entire myth wrong. Not to mention that the people here in Austria are pretty much celebrating the Krampus. Like... you can buy chocolate Krampuses or some made out of bread. People go to "Krampus runs" and it pretty much lost some of its meaning. Especially since the Krampus runs can get quite violent.

    • @agnesglitterfairy
      @agnesglitterfairy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hey! I'm austrian too but I'm writing in english so others can maybe understand what I'm trying to ask: in Lower Austria near Vienna, they told me the "Perchtenlauf" is at the end of autumn/beginning of winter to get rid of the all bad ghosts in the town, thats why they make so much noises and scare the sh*t out of the people...🤔🤔🤔 but maybe, they just told me so because I was a young girl, when I asked what a Perchte is. I'm totally up to explanations like yours, it was really interesting to read. It was just completely new to me.

    • @m.4645
      @m.4645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks for writing it down, i really didn't want to do it myself😅

    • @raphaelnew171
      @raphaelnew171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also is the grandmother in the movie actually german? Because I'm german and I have never in my entire life heard of Krampus or Perchte before I think that is only a thing in austria isn't it?

    • @m.4645
      @m.4645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raphaelnew171 Austria and i think Bayern too.

    • @michaelwiesinger2643
      @michaelwiesinger2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@agnesglitterfairy Another Austrian here! :) Perchten have their periods from november to january (while Krampus has his day on the 5th of december). The Perchten orignially are a part of the "Wilde Jagd" (wild hunting) which is led by the "goddess" Perchta. There is an ancient myth that the Wilde Jagd will break out when the old pear tree on the Walserfeld-fields will be cut. Back in 1945 US-troops were even searching for that tree to finally cut it. They decided not to do so because the tree appeared too insignificant. (You can probably google that.)
      A fascinating aspect is, that the current Dalai Lama called the Untersberg a particular magic place in Europe, while I'm almost 100% sure that he couldn't know about the Perchta-myth which says the Wilde Jagd will break out from under the Untersberg (just next to the Walserfeld).
      The myth also knows the "Schönperchten" who wear bright white clothes and sparkle and shine - they represent the beautiful spirits of nature & also have their periods.
      PS: The grandmother seems to be austrian for having a slight accent. Chances are that the myth is popular in the southern german speaking regions because it's a heritage of the ancient celts, while the nothern german speaking regions traditionally were settled by germanic tribes which are not familiar with the myth.

  • @angelajoslyn04
    @angelajoslyn04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The family isn't trapped at the end... It just means that Krampus will be watching to make sure they keep Christmas the proper way ....but they aren't physically stuck in a snow globe

    • @kingofnonation5843
      @kingofnonation5843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seems like they are stuck in a pocket dimension

    • @nate3556
      @nate3556 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kingofnonation5843 it got explained later by the creator that they were just being watched and weren’t actually trapped

  • @jellex6068
    @jellex6068 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2159

    Everything wrong with the Bee movie

    • @pickeypurple
      @pickeypurple 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack Kavangh YES

    • @drewdonahue123
      @drewdonahue123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Jack Kavangh nothing. nothing is wrong with the bee movie

    • @EpicElf42
      @EpicElf42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It would be an April Fool's joke, and it would either have very few sins (0,1) or _exclusively_ negative sins

    • @ZiggiStarBoi
      @ZiggiStarBoi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Kavangh to dank to be bad

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What is it with the Bee movie right now???

  • @ghosttoast4414
    @ghosttoast4414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    This movie actually scares me because I'm German and I grew up with this folklore so I was freaked out

    • @zapp-san2844
      @zapp-san2844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm also german and never heard of this

    • @thenarrator6846
      @thenarrator6846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mayleen Does stuff I've heard of it two

    • @iNick04
      @iNick04 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mayleen Does stuff just cause a folklore it scares you what are you 5

    • @snowball8940
      @snowball8940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mayleen Does stuff I'm American and I was scared of krampus when I was a kid, I now have dreams about getting killed by a xenomorph though, DAMN YOU MARKIPLILER!!!!!!!!!

    • @tenebrisignis9048
      @tenebrisignis9048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mayleen Does stuff
      I'm a American and in German 1 when I learned about him I was actually scared and had nightmares for a week

  • @fusel5883
    @fusel5883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I actual liked it that granny spoke real german and not that "hollywood-german".

    • @Flapers
      @Flapers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Catha Mohl ugly language

    • @flinnferret
      @flinnferret 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She is a german actress.

    • @alexisflores6678
      @alexisflores6678 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Catha Mohl we actually saw this movie in theatres for our german class and we were all amazed at how great the german was!!!

    • @fusel5883
      @fusel5883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fluffy mlg
      well, shakespeare and a lot of other poets loved the German language so it can't be that bad, right?

    • @fusel5883
      @fusel5883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      I really loved it too. it made it way more realitic!

  • @itsrainingbigmacs
    @itsrainingbigmacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Krampus: We’ve finished dealing with the bad family!
    Minions: lunge at nothing and slam on the floor
    Krampus: *erases board* 365 days without nonsense, gone.

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor Krampus is going to need some vodka for this head ache.

  • @devinott537
    @devinott537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    12:37...best pun I've heard ever

  • @Vaehlo
    @Vaehlo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "I wish you would all dissaper!"
    At that moment Christopher knew....he *beeped* up

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      reminded me of home alone

    • @lophiii
      @lophiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chloe Hampton *fucked up

    • @freewilldummies1603
      @freewilldummies1603 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't fuck up without that no Krampus, that means no movie 😅

    • @nightandday2452
      @nightandday2452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My name is Chris

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Another movie that I will watch through Cinemasins. I ain't payin for this.

    • @saoirse2031
      @saoirse2031 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      King of Wakanda Same lol. It's like a free best-of

    • @missx5472
      @missx5472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King of Wakanda You know you can watch it online, dumbass

    • @padsandcontrollers3529
      @padsandcontrollers3529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      King of Wakanda but-but ur rich

    • @CWarrren
      @CWarrren 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      King of Wakanda But you're T'challa, you can afford it

    • @aqua8785
      @aqua8785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Miss X
      That's what I do. I've seen a few indie horrors I would never even think of paying a cent for

  • @a-rebels-arcade
    @a-rebels-arcade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Kid who cannot discern the difference between Coke and Pepsi even though Coke is delicious and Pepsi is garbage.”
    And all Pepsi sponsorships go out the window.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr ปีที่แล้ว

      Billion dollar international companies don't need to worry about sponsoring a TH-camr. That's more for fake therapy services and meal prep plans.

  • @princessrei6
    @princessrei6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    YOU MIGHT GET A KRAMPUS!!!

    • @LNYFIRELLC
      @LNYFIRELLC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rei Crochet littering!

    • @LNYFIRELLC
      @LNYFIRELLC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rei Crochet don’t run too fast!

  • @chittisplays2520
    @chittisplays2520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Lol,dont run to fast you might get a krampus lol

    • @yennel3836
      @yennel3836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fgtm Pw LOL ECKS DEE

    • @ZeliBnnuy
      @ZeliBnnuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fgtm Pw I did the biggest and hardest face palm hearing that for the first time😂🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @mr.williams875
      @mr.williams875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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    • @preetikulkarni2680
      @preetikulkarni2680 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my Jesus 😂😂😂

    • @thesilentgroup8047
      @thesilentgroup8047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, don't run so fast* Get a new keyboard bro

  • @tineyguy80
    @tineyguy80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Cool fact: Kids in Germany start learning English in first grade so nearly everyone there is fluent in it.

    • @Gruenfuchs
      @Gruenfuchs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm German and that's kind of not true XD

    • @whack9721
      @whack9721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alex meh i've seen bilingual friends talk to their parents in english and their parents respond in the other language

    • @CelioHogane
      @CelioHogane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cool Fact: kids in spanish do too, but english classes are fucking shit so no one actually speaks english with that teachings.

    • @Chrysaor117
      @Chrysaor117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      spanish isnt a country dumbass lol where is spanish where??

    • @saltboi6374
      @saltboi6374 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laser Razor yea, the two languages are...sorta-ish similar

  • @geesegoose6174
    @geesegoose6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "see, squirrels"
    *probably playing with their nuts*
    😂😂😂

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not Funny.
      Didn't Laugh.

    • @luigiwithguns3588
      @luigiwithguns3588 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luigiwithguns3588 Can you only express emotion in emojis?

    • @Randomperson-zt3il
      @Randomperson-zt3il 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I smiled at it because I’m immature

    • @zergul16
      @zergul16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pixyl4415 Ah yes because the funny gauge is always determined by a singular person on the internet lol

  • @patrickthehenchman2679
    @patrickthehenchman2679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    11:15 maybe the clown's teeth are for keeping prey from escaping. If they do start struggling, then they'd be in more pain and make the swallowing process more agonizing for the prey. Other predatory animals have this advancement too, mostly snakes.

    • @Goose_that_goes_honk
      @Goose_that_goes_honk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This actually makes tons of sense

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is extremely common in fish! Especially ones that need to keep prey from escaping while using the lowest amount of energy possible; say.... oh.... fish that live in the deepest levels of the ocean. Like our beautiful friend the Angler fish! 😆

  • @derekabbott4483
    @derekabbott4483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Speaking of Eagle Scouts, I became an Eagle Scout last night. And yes, it was a lot of hard work

    • @yorkymorky8656
      @yorkymorky8656 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Derek Abbott congratulations, I just started working on mine recently, hopefully I'll be done by November.

    • @alex-made2225
      @alex-made2225 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you two are awsome, ive been thinking about taking up ingineering , any tips

    • @derekabbott4483
      @derekabbott4483 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yorky Morky thank you and good luck

    • @derekabbott4483
      @derekabbott4483 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      muchrealfirstname Idedmeme thank you. Also my tip is probably cheesy, but if you really want to do something, just keep working at it. Good luck!

    • @evanb.9401
      @evanb.9401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye I'm one too

  • @depressed_snail6849
    @depressed_snail6849 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    To think that Krampus, an old fairy tail designed to get kids to be nice, became a horror movie.

    • @Harleyxjokerforever
      @Harleyxjokerforever 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why not? The whole propose of krampus was to scare kids into being good.

    • @depressed_snail6849
      @depressed_snail6849 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WEll... yeah. SCARE kids... not kill all of their family/neighbors and bring them to hell, encaptured by a giant snowglobe.

    • @RedDeadSakharine
      @RedDeadSakharine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Red It's more of a south German/Austrian thing. I live in Salzburg, and we have traditional Krampus runs, where people dress up as Krampusse (and Perchten) and walk through the streets. They also whip you, if you provoke it... it's cool.

    • @andreburruss11
      @andreburruss11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      depressed_snail Go read original fairy tales.THEY ARE CREEPY

    • @usamimi-no-majo
      @usamimi-no-majo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Greetings from the brothers Grimm.

  • @sarah7895
    @sarah7895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "This snowman means his first victim was Abraham Lincoln!!" Idk why but made me laugh so hard.

  • @GermanLeftist
    @GermanLeftist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    It's funny watching this as a German. Especially since Omi is nothing but the German word for grandma or granny, so calling her Grandma Omi is a bit redundant.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      hey grandma grandma

    • @fooledu7560
      @fooledu7560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      GODDAMN IT GRANDMA GRANDMA
      WHO BROUGHT FUCKING GRANDMA GRANDMA ALONG

    • @willis936
      @willis936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well chai means tea in hindi so what's chai tea?

    • @violentscorl697
      @violentscorl697 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was gonna comment that, but you beat me to it ;)

    • @Jade-mm1wl
      @Jade-mm1wl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Rio Grande River.

  • @waviethekid
    @waviethekid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    omg, anyone notice that the dad was training for The eagle scouts, and the uncle was in the movie scouts guide to the zombie Apocalypse and they were eagle scouts.

    • @johnsouto14
      @johnsouto14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ginyonna being an eagle scout, is not as easy as you think,

    • @BoldFaceSeven
      @BoldFaceSeven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not terribly difficult to do. It takes determination more than anything.

  • @NiekGAE
    @NiekGAE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Just learned that the daughter is 18. So its legal to think she's hot. Phew.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      NiekGAE no one can police thoughts, my man. Yet.

    • @_kijiko5159
      @_kijiko5159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RebelWinterwolf they can in the US, just forgot the actual name for it.

    • @patlapton5805
      @patlapton5805 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NiekGAE it's not so much illegal as it is creepy. It's like the half your age plus seven rule. That about applies to who your allowed to think is hot. Otherwise, it gets weird.

    • @NiekGAE
      @NiekGAE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pat Lapton Sucks if you're 12, what with classmates being off limit.

    • @GryphonSkull
      @GryphonSkull 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      as soon as you think someone is hot even though you can't tell if they're of age yet you're being creepy
      legal, true, but still disgusting

  • @judychen1038
    @judychen1038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    krampus spell backward is sup mark so why can’t every time krampus appearance the sins should be oh hi mark

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂 just yes

  • @SilverFeet
    @SilverFeet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Am I the only one that's just kinda okay with both Coke and Pepsi?

    • @ludwigthehusky
      @ludwigthehusky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brian Jensen Dito

    • @joecrusher8502
      @joecrusher8502 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brian Jensen I thought I was the only one

    • @SamTheMarioMan
      @SamTheMarioMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @EthanSchmethan
      @EthanSchmethan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm one of those people that believe that they are pretty much the same damn thing

    • @pietka33
      @pietka33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YOU ARE NOT ALONE

  • @radiantcooper2785
    @radiantcooper2785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    All those dislikes came from Pepsi lovers

    • @joekiller9399
      @joekiller9399 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arlen Boyd you're duch a jerry

    • @Hoefinity
      @Hoefinity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pepsi is better in my opinion. Lol

    • @freewings2188
      @freewings2188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arlen Boyd ya I hate coke to Pepsi is good root bear is my fav tho

    • @marteno134
      @marteno134 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Axel Fischbach they're the same to me

    • @marteno134
      @marteno134 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Axel Fischbach also xD

  • @bloodyririslefttesticle297
    @bloodyririslefttesticle297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    No no! You guys have it all wrong! Krampus is just
    Mrs. Clause!

  • @GryphonBrokewing
    @GryphonBrokewing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:15
    Max's noodle incident?
    Good thing Bill Watterson never wanted to license Calvin & Hobbes beyond the comics themselves.

    • @whiskeykel
      @whiskeykel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My people! I was thinking the same thing.

  • @jayblade2000
    @jayblade2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Krampus is a christmas demon right? What does he do for the other 364 days of the year in hell?

    • @floodrunner_2042
      @floodrunner_2042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Probably fucks around with the snow globes he has with people in it

    • @jayblade2000
      @jayblade2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheLamerFlashGamer
      To Itsudatta My Santa none the less too

    • @youthinky0uknowme
      @youthinky0uknowme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      TheLamerFlashGamer On the first fap of Christmas, my Krampus gave to me...

    • @youthinky0uknowme
      @youthinky0uknowme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This will end one way or another gg

    • @maplemaple1439
      @maplemaple1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      constantly tap the snow globes and cackling, that's how earthquakes happen

  • @taitjones6310
    @taitjones6310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    4:12 Sin. They ripped off the ambiguous "noodle incident" from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.

  • @kasewiesel
    @kasewiesel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    My dad is obsessed with krampus (not the movie) so on Christmas my house is covered in krampus stuff. It’s kinda weird and I love krampus (not the movie).

    • @mrsfahrenheit
      @mrsfahrenheit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Freddie mercury is the the best heyy dude😂🙌🏻🔥

    • @kasewiesel
      @kasewiesel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mrs Fahrenheit Hello!! 🤣

    • @mrsfahrenheit
      @mrsfahrenheit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freddie mercury is the the best haha I can’t right now😂

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      plural is krampi, singular is krampus.

    • @GoatzombieBubba
      @GoatzombieBubba 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So your family is into Satanic stuff? sounds like you need to Repent and be Baptized in the name of Jesus.

  • @xwingknight
    @xwingknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I can confirm that being an Eagle Scout is difficult, and it is a source of respect and can get you noticed by more jobs and colleges (in a good way).

    • @jahbern
      @jahbern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My daughter is applying to the Air Force and we just happened to see that if you’re an Eagle Scout you can enter the military with an advanced enlisted rank. They don’t have to start at the bottom of the ladder - which says a lot about the training and experience an Eagle Scout has.

    • @fishfingers4547
      @fishfingers4547 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jahbern Or the creepy, pseudo-sexual obsession that Murica has with military/ military-like institutions...

  • @Ebilbacon88
    @Ebilbacon88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "Coke is delicious and Pepsi is garbage"
    Funniest joke on all of these videos imo

    • @horsepower4203
      @horsepower4203 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ebilbacon88 DR Pepper is the bomb.com

    • @KirbyOnCronic
      @KirbyOnCronic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Except it's not a joke. Pepsi is garbage.

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      the creatures popping was hilarious

    • @Sangth123
      @Sangth123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some pretty low standards if that's the funniest joke in these. Then again these guys are complete idiots so, no surprise there.

    • @victoriatube159
      @victoriatube159 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ebilbacon88 at least papsi has a real sugar line

  • @SyBaR_
    @SyBaR_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    11:43 I swear he said or at least I heard: "Penis-Ex-Machina"

  • @Nanobot2821
    @Nanobot2821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    That dog ate a gingerbread man lunging at the man, here's what i see wrong
    1: sugar is not good for dogs
    2: it was on fire and it ate it like nothing

    • @batatinhacomlepra6899
      @batatinhacomlepra6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Boy, that breed of dog salivates like hell, also, there wouldnt be enough oxygen inside the dog's mouth for it to keep burning, the moment the dog shuts its mouth on the gingerbread man, the fire is gone.

    • @Nanobot2821
      @Nanobot2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@batatinhacomlepra6899 so if i shove coal thats on fire in my mouth and i shut my mouth it won't be on fire anymore? Is that what your tellin me?

    • @batatinhacomlepra6899
      @batatinhacomlepra6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Nanobot2821 If youre fast about it, close your mouth really shut, and close your nostrils too, yes, it wont be on fire anymore

    • @Nanobot2821
      @Nanobot2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@batatinhacomlepra6899 weird flex but ok

    • @batatinhacomlepra6899
      @batatinhacomlepra6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nanobot2821 How tf was that a flex, i was just telling you how fire needs oxygen to burn dammit

  • @thomasbaron5367
    @thomasbaron5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    14:53
    *sentence*
    My cat's head shot up and he just stared at the television 😂

  • @angelrain4783
    @angelrain4783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    hi, you should sin a horror movie called lights out

    • @BlazeWright97
      @BlazeWright97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      angel rain He should, that movie disappointed me.

    • @emmanuelk5129
      @emmanuelk5129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Black Hood what is lights out about? Isn't it like a little girl?

    • @BlazeWright97
      @BlazeWright97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rueeby Official I don't wanna spoil it. I think Redbox has it, u should watch it.

    • @fifi4680
      @fifi4680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My friend was in that movie no joke

    • @mooky980
      @mooky980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      one of the worst movies of the 21st century.

  • @TheThomSirveaux
    @TheThomSirveaux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "... or she doesn't know what Dialysis is."
    Uh, obesity is a leading cause of Type-2 Diabetes, which often leads to kidney failure, resulting in the need for Dialysis. It's a legitimate burn.

    • @TheThomSirveaux
      @TheThomSirveaux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also, bullets aren't ejected from revolvers, so unless he physically removed the spent casings, they'd stay in the cylinder.

    • @lieutenantdan8541
      @lieutenantdan8541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Homeless Turtle cinema sins already did that

    • @angryreader8857
      @angryreader8857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ThomSirveaux That's a very roundabout burn, to the point it kinda flops. Good catch though

    • @danbrown1344
      @danbrown1344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you! This kid is fat as fuck and the very next scene he shows is the kid chugging Mountain Dew (drinking soda regularly ups the chance for type 2 by 25%). Then again, I took a lot of medical classes in high school so maybe that was the reason I understood the joke.

    • @idontwantahandle-o9d
      @idontwantahandle-o9d 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -1 sin xD

  • @NO-fj4vu
    @NO-fj4vu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    All these coke and Pepsi debates smh, we all know water is better.

    • @gabesullivan8603
      @gabesullivan8603 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I prefer pure arsenic

    • @hamrhed
      @hamrhed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I prefer clorox bleach

    • @ncrvet8180
      @ncrvet8180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah plus Pepsi and coke both taste the same and they both taste disgusting

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And too much sugar. I prefer mango juice.

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +NCR Vet If you think they taste the same you haven't tried either

  • @kyleanderson4068
    @kyleanderson4068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Movie rips off the noodle incident from Calvin and Hobbes" *DING!*

  • @Daniel_K95
    @Daniel_K95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    If you want the internet to lose its shit over a meme just do everything wrong with bee movie

    • @starwarsfan125blake6
      @starwarsfan125blake6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bee Movie. More like the Beeotch Movie.

    • @eugenekrabs6400
      @eugenekrabs6400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah memes are totally gay

    • @mistersmiley9425
      @mistersmiley9425 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You cannot speak you're a fucking meme.

    • @Zeneuii
      @Zeneuii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You all literally have memes as your fucking profile picture

    • @Zeneuii
      @Zeneuii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M3M3L0RD Your name is fucking meme lord

  • @stephenmusic69420
    @stephenmusic69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    2:38 hell yeah it's hard to get Eagle Scout took over a year just to do my project. All in all takes about 6 years for most people

    • @johnlennon9388
      @johnlennon9388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve Matousek I'm almost first class and 14 and working hard

    • @SavageCrizard
      @SavageCrizard 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah theyre gonna have a circle jerk in the woods and talk about their survival skills

    • @deathknight161
      @deathknight161 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      im almost certain you are a wigger or just ignorant either or

    • @Redflametrow
      @Redflametrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know some people built like Pavilions, sets of furniture, or other similar projects that just require too much effort. Getting all the badges to even get to that point is annoying.

    • @stephenmusic69420
      @stephenmusic69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intellektual BlackMan $30k engineering scholarship isn't too bad imo

  • @the1savagebeast
    @the1savagebeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    12:36 "Well don't run too fast, you might get a Krampus!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cutiepie-cy8td
    @Cutiepie-cy8td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I feel like having it’s pants down would give you the upper hand...or at least, the upper pants”
    Love that part!

  • @themainevent381
    @themainevent381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Well obviously krampus is evil, what did you expect after Sheila left him?

    • @koffinkiss
      @koffinkiss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why doesn't this have more likes

    • @kdarose8886
      @kdarose8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      With a smack to the forehead and a poke in the eye I beat a lot of children in my life time oh yeah lol

  • @luboisfat
    @luboisfat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    A lot of people wont appreciate how good the "upper pants" joke was.

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      luboisfat that was a good joke

    • @vaulthecreator
      @vaulthecreator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now that you guys have pointed that out I realize I am one of those that didn't get to appreciate it. Bummer :(

    • @AidenOwen
      @AidenOwen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      luboisfat Please explain the joke.

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly, the hatedumb for Cinema Sins is strong. Like a rotting cheese's aroma.

    • @jaderade4662
      @jaderade4662 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      #EnlightenMe

  • @NoTime2Explain676
    @NoTime2Explain676 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Wait isn't that guy from parks and rec

    • @blucat5223
      @blucat5223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MooshroomGaming Yes.

    • @12054life
      @12054life 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MooshroomGaming and also in Step Brothers

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MooshroomGaming and Hot Tub Time Machine 2

    • @jonatcer
      @jonatcer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Party Down

    • @pyromaniacdave4821
      @pyromaniacdave4821 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MooshroomGaming no lol the half bald guy is discount tom hanks lmao

  • @jane_doughnut
    @jane_doughnut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ending bit where you put other sounds on the movie scenes was really REALLY good this video!

  • @QGonline
    @QGonline 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    At 5:24 I'm pretty sure that's the giant Clownapillar thing we see later, but I don't know for sure. It's the only thing we see come out of a jack in the box.

    • @YellowCounters9666
      @YellowCounters9666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats a different one
      The one under the car has different makeup and a slightly different hat

  • @lauraharris3763
    @lauraharris3763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    And this is how you watch free movies

  • @LaVieEnN01R
    @LaVieEnN01R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was hoping for a “Don’t fun to fast, you might get a *Crampus”* this whole video and it finally happened!!

  • @aubsandlivi
    @aubsandlivi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    1:56 oh my god it’s Tod packer (where are the office fans 😂)

  • @wrex1285
    @wrex1285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Pepsi is garbage"
    Me= TRIGGERED

    • @hot2thedutch
      @hot2thedutch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is the kind of youtube comment i miss

    • @Lvl1.Sentry
      @Lvl1.Sentry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im with Cinema Sins i only go for the Pepsi stuff cuz i love mountain Dew otherwise im with Coca Cola all theway

    • @TitoShamash
      @TitoShamash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pepsi tastes like watered down coke anyways, it's the ghetto coca cola

    • @wrex1285
      @wrex1285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Opthomas prime I hate the sizzle in Coca Cola and it gives me stomach aches

    • @TitoShamash
      @TitoShamash 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Celica is Best waifu Lol, you probably shouldn't be drinking soda then.

  • @SquareSquidStudios
    @SquareSquidStudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    It was actually confirmed that the snow globe is just a way for Krampus to watch them.
    Disappointing for many.

    • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
      @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Square Squid Studios actually I like that. at least explains how grandma survived and wasn't in a globe.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So poetic bad ending also ruined. GG.

    • @SquareSquidStudios
      @SquareSquidStudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      GAME OVER "WE HAVE EVERY PIXEL COVERED" I think there are 2 reasons people find this disappointing.
      1. The confirmation makes it no longer a haunting question.
      2. It takes away the punishing horror ending that a lot of people love. Good bad endings aren't common.

    • @harbingersev-oh-wohne
      @harbingersev-oh-wohne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Square Squid Studios Where did you see that? I wanna read it

    • @SquareSquidStudios
      @SquareSquidStudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harbinger sev-oh-wohne It was a video.
      I don't remember what channel though...

  • @quinnbrohelfilms
    @quinnbrohelfilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Here’s a sin for not sinning the random shotgun cocking, implying he didn’t have it cocked before or he just wasted a bullet (around 12:30)

  • @icel8828
    @icel8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You said ‘der dog’. When it should have been ‘der Hund’