Buying the Cheapest 911 Turbo Was a Great Idea-- Until I Went to the Track
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Hoonigan: *DESTROY ALL TIRES*
Hoovie: *DESTROY ALL ENGINES!!!*
Car Wizard: *YEEEEES....VERY GOOD*
snappy452 i can picture the wizard like palpetine rub his hands together like yess let the blown engine flow through you lmfaoo
car wizard with a new rolls royce soon.
@@superHIsonickid Mr Burns ... Excellent .....
wizard sounded like peyton manning when bleeding the brakes
I bet the wizards does it on purpose so hooves can blow engines
Hoovie: I should take my 911 to the track
The track: How many times do we have to teach you a lesson old man?
Joe H are you drunk? He doesn’t even have “this” in the comment
🤣🤣🤣
Joe H 😂ok, you win. Im gonna go get hammered and binge watch sponge bob now. I clearly havnt done enough studying in my bikini bottom.
I love the poor people
Lol, I see what you did there haha
Hoovie: I'm going to track
Wizard: yes
Wizard $$$$$$$
Wizard: Music. Sweet music.
Wizard: Thank you 🤑
Didn't want to take any chances at the track? Why is he taking a 911 to the track. If he gets another one his wife will have to call all the tracks in a 1,000 mile radius telling them not to let him take a 911 there.
Wizard more like 🤑💰
Every time a hoovie breaks down, a wizard gets his paycheck
This comment needs ALL the likes
Wizard has 3 houses in California prime real estate areas thanks to Hoovie 😂
@@RealWorldCarReviews The legend goes : Car Wizard was in army as mechanic and Instead of Hooaahh, He yelled Hoovie.
Tyler is just the best meal ticket i ever seen!
“Why won’t mclaren let me drive on track” -hoovie
Also hoovie:
*pumps nitrous into a 100hp engine and is shocked when it explodes*
McLaren probably said that because they know what will happen if they let him on track.
Dirty Bong Water, Toyota reliability? Guess Toyota showed the truth.
Oggy, instead of Toyota reliability, or Trail Rated. We need Hoovie Rated, proof, etc...
@@johnsimun6533 Nah Toyota didn't need to show any truth. They're still reliable. If you're a stupid fuck of course their car will die. Any car would.
What do we learn from this?
*Hoovie + 911 + Track = Wizard's Profit!*
This is what they should teach in school
Wizard repairs all his cars with 1 psecific flaw to guarantee they come back to him.
sam newman More like he didn’t fix one well known fatal flaw in the Porsche GT1 engine block. Tracking a GT1 block Porsche without pinning or welding the coolant pipes basically guarantees this exact failure will happen.
Hoovie + Track = Diaster + TH-cam Clicks Galore
The 911 isn't a suitable car for that equation
Oh the irony of a 911 spewing the contents of its liquid cooling system all over a track.
Why is it ironic?
Now it's air cooled again.
Ironic? Because Hoovie is trying to proove that you can make do with less?
@@ProjectFairmont gotcha. I thought you were referring to the 911 itself. Unfortunately this is common with thr Mezger engine.
Ask me how i know :)
Hoovie : i shall go to a track
Wizard : (evil laugh) yeah you should
Am I the first to use a Chernobyl Meme in a car TH-cam video?
Hoovies Garage I finally got my g2 any suggestions
Hoovies Garage Yes
No, the slavs were first
Nah sorry mate
I'm 3rd yes!!!
For those wondering, this is likely a blown coolant line -- it is a known issue with the GT1 block (aka "mezger-inspired" engines) that goes in the 996/997 Turbo/GT cars, where the coolant line is secured with adhesive that fails with time/heat/pressure. Most organizations require these lines to be pinned as a part of tech inspection to prevent this exact issue.
www.sharkwerks.com/tech-articles/the-gt1-coolant-pipe-prevention-fix-on-gt1-block-gt3-gt2-turbo-cars
The best thing that ever happened to 996/997 cars was the IMS issue.
That way it overshadowed all the other issues that suck a Porsche owners wallet more than a 1st ex-wife.
@Lassi Kinnunen Weight savings.
The Wizard should have know about this!!! It can be a simple quick fix, drill/tap/screw .. to pin those glued fittings in place.
@@dilligaf0220 If you consider the amount of performance you're getting for ~$35K or whatever Hoovie paid for this 996TT and how otherwise reliable they are, it's not so bad in my opinion. Granted, it's quite a bit of car to handle and there are definitely cheaper options out there for track cars with similar performance like a C5 Z06 'vette or something.
Kinda funny when you consider the cost of pinning/welding the coolant lines on a GT1 motor is almost the exact same as the cost of the IMS retrofit on the M96 motors but no one ever talks about that, like you said.
Ultimately, i'd say that 996/997s are right down the middle for maintenance costs. Worse than GM, Ford, Dodge, etc for parts cost but usually on par with BMW or Audi. And way cheaper than the exotics. And I say this as someone who's dropping $1k on a new water pump/thermostat/belt on my 997S next week. I've heard that a C5 water pump job usually runs more than a grand, so I can't complain too much.
@@wobblysauce So is dumping the coolant, theres gotta be a few kilos of water in there. (joke)
Coolant is way better than oil or any other mechanical failure. The way this video played out was so perfect though, real great editing. Haha
Regular coolant is just as slick as oil on a racing surface though. That's why just about any racing series requires you to run water with just a little additive (aka "water wetter") and not anti-freeze.
Tons of "nothings gonna happen! How could it!?" Throughout... absolutely perfect tragic comedy
Haha I thought TH-cam was glitching but it was a legit audio clip from Chernobyl😂
Pontiac Maniac me to 🤔
The Hoovies theme song played at half speed at the end was the vaporwave I didn't know I needed
Sam Berube I so agree. It was fitting
TIL what vaporwave is!
@@jeffreysalzman1497 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaporwave
Hoovie's theme - Depressed version - check!
When you posted on twitter about you going to the track I somehow knew this was gonna happen😂
I don't think he know how to drive. Maybe he should only drive automatic cars.
Logan hoodies luck lol
@Lassi Kinnunen Are kidding me?
@@blackericdenice tell me how did he drive "wrong" again? all shifts u can see in video happened way before redline. burning clutch doesn't make any fluids come out.
Think it's on purpose. Brings views and attention.
Honestly Hoovie at this point it’s gotta be your driving 😂😂😂
Tell me about it with my driving, I go through AC compressors in my 2003 Ford Taurus like the majority of the Hooptie fleet goes through head gaskets
But Hoovie, whenever you feel like an idiot, remember there’s always a guy wearing a tank top filling his pool with beanbags.
Making more money than him
Some Dude wearing tank tops filling his pool with bean bags.
@@somedude5174 just proof how stupid America is becoming.
This is the exact reason why McLaren will never give Hoovie permission to drive his 12c in a track.
Among other reasons ....
Give him permission? For his own car? Is there something in the contract that limits track use? Not being rude but I got questions!
@@Mijaycapri79 Correct. No warranty if it even touches the track. Shows very low confidence in their product to me.
Mijay Padilla it only affects the warranty. You can do whatever you want with your car, but McLaren will cancel the warranty contract if they find out. (And I guess they will, since the car is monitoring everything.)
@@Mijaycapri79 It's because of the McLAREN extended warranty. He can do anything he wants, and void the warranty. It's a McLaren. Every time it break, about every 6 days, it's $32,000.
Hoovie: I almost had you!!
Track: you almost had me??? You never had me! You never had your car!!!
*cars
Pwahaha! !!!!!!!!!!!!
best comment period!
Now him and the car wizard gotta tear apart the engine and replace the piston rings you fried.
*DANGER TO MANIFOLD*
The slowed down theme song had me CRYING in the end! Thanks for being an act Hoovie! Great video
Same lmao
Dude, I was dying at the end for some reason...glad other people shared my amusement.
That half speed outro was perfect!!!
Good luck Tyler
When will you learn.
When will you learn. That your actions have consequences.
@@trvr82 Considering it's a quote and all.
@@trvr82 Also, if a comment on someone else's youtube video get's you this worked up, and is completely unrelated to you in every way, you might want to go speak with a doctor.
@@trvr82 ....pity you didn't end with a period.....
I'm not entirely sure how that equates to me becoming "worked up". Unless of course, this is a sarcastic comment, which does not translate well via text.
@@CrashMk it's a meme.
Quotes from Chernobyl over track footage
That's something I wasn't expecting to see in my life
Spoiler alert!! Lol
And brilliant
I lost it.
9999
911: I died on the track in EPIC fashion!
911 Turbo: Hold my coolant....🤣🤣🤣
Looks like you need the coolant pipe update now. weve had many in the shop for that reason
maybe the "wizard" should have done that BEFORE going to the track...
@@frankburn6312 engine needs to be pulled to pin or weld the lines, not a quick or cheap endeavor. Some people do pin with the engine but its probably more of a pain in the ass than just pulling it.
"3.6 psi of oil pressure. Not great, not terrible."
NOT GREAT NOT TERRIBLE
@@alfyer5 amended per your reccomendation 👌
It's not 3, it's 1.5!
that Chernobyl Quote fit perfectly.
Get him out of here he’s delusional.
That track steward was so mad... sounded like he was about to have a breakdown 😂
"Y-you just w-wait RIGHT THERE"
Tracks might start banning hoovie 😁
DO you blame him? I was surprised he didn't do a victory lap and spill coolant on the entire lap like he usually does when he is leaking fluids. xD
This issue has been known to wreck people driving behind 996tts. Coolant is almost as slick as oil and actually more difficult to clean up, it can really mess up a track day. That's why some tracks require the pin/weld fix on 996 turbos, as well as running distilled water without antifreeze in it.
When you said “And I’m not even shifting! Just leaving it in 5th.” and “every time I come here I blow my motor.”... starting to wonder if it’s the driver not the motors... Maybe try with your Maclaren!
The mclaren warranty will be voided if he takes it on the track. Mclaren isn’t stupid they know hoovie will blow it
sed8181 agreed... hence my mocking/sarcastic suggestion that he do it...
The moment you shaved your arms to do a watch promo, your Porsche's rings shrank.
Glad I’m not the only one creeped out by men shaving their arms to show off jewelry better.
Excellent opening sound bite. You should probably make a 50 mile radius exclusion zone around that track too
Yes! Everyone allowed in with helmet unless first name Tyler.
It's always funny until you get a copyright claim slapped against you
This happens every time we give a car praise
“Cars running perfect”
Uh oh flashing light just popped up
The last time I remarked that my Cummins was running perfectly, the computer went out 🤨
This is soo true
Or get your car all ready for sale...
Literally, this is the truest statement.
@@papatorr3669 yes, so true. My 996tt was all sorts of angry when I was preparing to sell it recently. But luckily just small/easy fixes.
*Hoovie* "Im going to the track in a 911"
*Wizard thinking to himself* : All profit for me baby
*Also wizard* : Now wheres my damn Mr Monopoly hat & Monocle...
Happy Birthday Wizard! I as well am 40. Best wishes and good luck with this 911. Peace Out!
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.- Einstein" - me.
I think it's a mis-attributed quote.. Unlikely Einstein ever said that. And even if he did, isn't that the definition of stupidity instead of insanity? Anyway, always thought it didn't make sense:)
Jonnu Barr 10 ads he doesn’t care he milking us for money
- Vaas
Hoovie: _Another blown 911_
Me: Took him long enough
It was just a hose, hopefully
I always thought of this channel as my guilty pleasure. That opening changed everything. Holy shit that was funny
Vincero is crap fashion watch with $1 quartz movement
Only haters care and nobody cares about haters
Mitchell Steindler only haters care? I think you call someone who doesn’t care about what they spend money on an idiot not a hater
Shhhhhh they’re helping great TH-camrs do cool things
If you notice the watch he shows isn’t even moving the seconds hand.
Shhh We know but let's not say that out loud
The intro honestly made me think I left a tab of Chernobyl open aha! Great work Hoovie!
Haha! Me too
Same here hahaha
Lol same
I told you to Pin the Coolant pipes the very first video you made about this car!
I agree! This is a KNOWN ISSUE.
It's possible he didn't do it intentionally in order to have more content. Those breakdown videos get a lot of views.
Емил Ефендулов gotta them views somehow.
It was more important to burn the money on wrap...
So true and famous issue on mezger. My 996 Gt3 has had the mod too to ensure it won't happen !
996T owner here... Common issue on these engines unfortunately, coolant lines were pressed in and glued which eventually fail after lots of heat cycles and allows a pipe to pop off at high RPM.
A lot of tracks require these Mezger engines to have the coolant pipes to be pinned to be allowed on track.
Get them pinned (welded) and it won't happen again. Wizard will be glad to assist I'm sure!! Let me know if you have any questions, as I've done this on my Turbo recently
Same here. I pinned mine myself. Cheap to do yourself but lots of labor if you pull the engine yourself. I did mine, plus added a heap of go fast goodies while I was in there. Love some good preventative maintenance with a splash of horsepower Haha. Enjoy your 996tt!
You need a motto on your back too.
Hoovie's Garage - Compro, guido, freno.
Hoovie: _i bought another cheapest 911 after i blew one on the track_
Track: _we attack at dawn!!!_
Hoovie: *Another one!!*
The real winner was the goon who tracked a non-Abarth Fiat 500
Ian Malone 😂
Tom don’t forget too that they come straight piped right from the factory, those little suckers are fun.
micro christ yeah, there’s no way they’re factory straight piped, but the Abarth exhaust sounds crazy for such a tiny engine.
I was going to say that he should get a plate now that reads "500KLR".
You learn so much more fundamentals about balance, turn in speeds and exit speeds, corner positioning and how to predict a cars behaviour with an under powered low grip car like that than in some huge HP machine IMHO. I keep thinking about getting one of the little 900cc Lotus 7's that'll reward good car control at non lethal speeds as a 2nd car because of this.
all i can think of is Red Foreman on 'That 70's Show' 's favorite line...
clever Chernobyl references, i like. On the other hand that silver Merci has been in the Wizards hands for quite sometime now. Should make a video on it lol.
"Surprise Third Hole"
I've seen that one before.
@Joe H That's why my face is screaming in pain
RIP Pupper
A gaping third hole
Your punctuation is wrong. It should read "Surprise! Third hole..."
Is it one that is sometimes found in toilet cubicles?
Happy Birthday Wizard, as a gift, Hoovie's blown up another car for you to fix...
@@crispindry2815 you gotta be really fun at parties.
Ogri Grindstaff it’s called blowing a hose so technically he did blow it up
@@crispindry2815 no engine actually blows up, not unless you strap tnt to it 😝
He could have cracked a head, blown a gasket, this is hoovie we're talking about here.
@@juststeve5542 bullshit , come to a diesel event when one of our setups let go it's catastrophic and down right dangerous sometimes... Like a 40000 RPM compressor wheel going completely through the front end and never being able to find it... Or check out 1320s video on the dyno a few weeks ago when I think it was D and J's truck blew up
Big ups on that Chernobyl intro, that was rad!
Ok Hoovie, I,ll buy one of those crappy watches if you send your Rolex GMT master
pedro carton lol
Knowing that Hoovie buys the cheapest from everything, it's probably a 50$ replica from China... :D
Hoovie: "going the track"
Wizard: $$$$$$$$$$
That's water...
You did all those changes and didn't change the hoses? I'm surprised at the Wizard.
I doubt that very much! Tyler probably was like "no, I don't want to pay for that."
Welcome To The Madness They don’t close the track for water. It was coolant, which most tracks ban because it’s a nightmare to clean when a hose or radiator pops.
Coolant line failure is a common 996 turbo issue. Most of us don't buy one that hasn't had the lines pinned as a result. It's a $2,000 service.
@@ImTheJoker4u +
@@ImTheJoker4u That's what I meant....sorry for not being specific. Since I don't think he would only run water in the part of the country that he lives in.
hoovie: :)
porsche engine #3: *blows up*
hoovie: :(
Haven't even watched the whole video yet, freakin' electronica music with "down, up, down, up" was so funny I was unable to hold back an audible laugh. Best video Ive seen so far today.
Your Rolex sabotaged the Porsche in revenge for your Vincero sponsorship.
LOL!
Hoovie: This car is amazing and reliable... Oh
Fate: Balanced as all things should be.
LOL!! Savage comment is Savage!
And THIS is why we watch. Honestly, we feel your pain, sort of.
Thanks Hoovie for taking one for the team and providing a great teaching tool for 911 Turbo, GT2, & GT3 owners. All Metzger engine's need to have their coolant pipes pinned or welded before track use. Many track clubs around the world, including Porsche Club of America, don't allow these cars on the track unless this work has been done for this reason. Glad you and the car are ok and nothing worse happened. Godspeed on a quick recovery for the orange wonder
Exactly. I did mine before I ever set foot on the track.
Also people should run distilled water and not coolant when running a track day.
and this is why you pin the coolant lines, its a well known problem and a lot of tracks make it mandatory, otherwise the car is bulletproof
its an issue on the 996 and 997 turbos/ gt2 cars not sure about others
what do you mean by pin?
Kavinsky Smith basically you are securing the coolant pipes rennlist.com/forums/996-turbo-forum/914478-for-anyone-with-pinned-coolant-lines.html
I wasnt even aware that was a thing! I feel educated now.
@@tekkietekkie great info. Thanks! Frankly, what a stupid design. I guess it shows that water-cooling is not a part of Porsche's DNA.
When will you learn Hoovie this happens every time you bring a car to the track
No wonder McLaren doesn't let him go there without losing the warranty.
He’ll “learn” when these videos of stuff breaking don’t bring in hundreds of thousands of views 😉
The NSX took it like a champ though
When will the track ban Hoovie?
It's click bait, it's fine.
Congratulations Wizard!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Wizard : ... Honey, the appears we can have that pool outside after all. Hoovies has just booked a pre-track day checkup on his car.
Too bad I cannot be there myself. I witness you destroying your silver 911 and the mustang. We were driving in the same group. hahaha thanks for the video.
Engine out service homie. Sharwerks stainless coolant pipes. Pin the 7 coolant fittings and replace all hoses o rings you can. Here goes $10k
+1
The parts are $500. It doesn't take $10k to take a 911 motor out. You can drop the motor in an hour.
Ronald Thompson no you can’t. It takes a solid 6-8 hours if you’re really good. Call any trusted Porsche shop to do this on a 911 turbo. Quote is 8 hours to get out 8 to pin and install pipes, hoses, o rings, 8 hours back in. Plus shop equipment and fluids. Gotta bleed the clutch after as well. You are clueless sir
@@turbomopie 2 hours
iTheGeek I’m speaking from experience. I’d like to know how many of you have even performed this job. I have a lift at home all tools with an extra set of hands. The fittings are underneath the heat exchanger. Sharkwers pipes were $490 on sale. I replaced $800 worth of Porsche hoses, lines to the turbos etc. the price was at cost. A shop is gonna charge a ton for labor to do all that stuff
Common issue on 996/997 turbos and gt3s. Coolant lines need to be pinned or welded. I do alot of them. Can get 6 of the 8 without removing the motor but the back 2 on the oil cooler are almost impossible without removing.
I would not recommend welding unless you are rebuilding the motor. If a line has come out or has started to move I remove, clean the hole and fitting, jb weld it back in, then pin them.
With the motor it's like an hour of work total.
LOL the lemonade stand reference is GOLD.
Hooptie: _exists_
Track: *I'm about to destroy this man's whole career*
911: Im about to push this mans whole youtube revenoue!
@@EazyDuz18 says the dude who lives with his parents and has 69 in his name
Seriously dude. Stop tra[ck]shing your cars 😂
One a man has to do to get some likes...
"This is the best 911 you can get" 😅😂😂😆.YOU ARE VERY FUNNY SIR.
I love that last picture:)Thats one for the garage wall, next to all the other happy moments.
Everyone knows you have to do coolant lines on a 996tt before you take it to the track.
Don’t track the mp4 ever even if they let you
That warranty clause is there for a reason......
The foreshadowing in this video was just amazing!
Amazing banter as per usual.
"Suprise third hole on the Prius engine" is only something you would hear on the absolute best TH-cam channels
1. Tyler takes a 911 to the track.
2. Tyler drives a 911 on the track.
3. 911 breaks.
x3
Call me crazy, but I feel like there's a pattern there.
A combination of buying used and abused sports cars and probably something idiosyncratic with his driving.
You are bigger than Daddy Demuro then.
Who is that??
Happy birthday, Wizard!!!
Tyler Hoover, the Anatoli Dyatlov of Porsche engines.
I can clearly imagine Wizard watching this video and having a good laugh 😆
This needs more views! Luv it as always!
Loving the low jam at the end... lol
OMG I love the Chernobyl intro, absolutely amazing series
Now there’s a Hoovie ending. 😂😂
Nice touch with slowing down the music at the end. Made me laugh.
Great job! You never fail to disappoint.
911 turbo: Metzger block, no IMS issues, bulletproof drivetrain
Tyler: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
If it was fan cooled you wouldn't have these issues. Lol
Hoovie Garage, best know for car problems. But we love you and support it.
Hahahaha, I loved the "the sweet smell of coolant" double entendre there
AT least this Time.... Never mind, you are screwed 🤣😂😂
Mate. Never take a 911 to track again. If you continue like this, no 911's will be left in 2050
Happy Birthday Wizard!
No disrespect but for track days you need to find a shop that does a better job of checking out your cars before you head to the track
Exactly. The WhizzTurd is vastly overrated.
@@lynnpoole7830 +1
@@lynnpoole7830 Turbowski>wizard
I’m sure he’s a good general mechanic, but for these nicer cars you really should at least consult a specialist. This is a very well known fault of these engines.
Ok stop bashing Wizard, I think he’s good. I meant he’s not a track junkie so he should have car checked by a track junkie shop.
World: ...
Tyler: Destroy all the orange cars!
World: he’s adopted
sounded like you were pulled over by a cop "just wait right there" haha
That was my impression too, but then I realized Tyler didn't pull onto the grass when he realized his car was dumping coolant. He just floored it and dumped it all over the race track until he was probably flagged down. What a clown.
Lmao the up up down down remix was great
I want to see Porsche send a team of engineers to study how he keeps blowing these things up so consistently.
@iTheGeek exactly
Hoovie... you own how many cars... and you had to rent a helmet?!
BUY A HELMET! ;)
With all the money you've given Wizard, you'd think he'd have a proper bleeder by now.
yES...BAD MECHANIC
I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure he must, they aren't expensive, probably more for build up in the video.
This was 100% for the video and entertainment...come'on man.
Happy Birthday Wizard 🧙♂️
When are you going to show your Jeep gladiator?
Happy birthday wizard 🧙♂️