Buying the Cheapest 911 Turbo Was a Great Idea-- Until I Went to the Track

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  • @snappy452
    @snappy452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Hoonigan: *DESTROY ALL TIRES*
    Hoovie: *DESTROY ALL ENGINES!!!*
    Car Wizard: *YEEEEES....VERY GOOD*

    • @superHIsonickid
      @superHIsonickid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      snappy452 i can picture the wizard like palpetine rub his hands together like yess let the blown engine flow through you lmfaoo

    • @oberon79
      @oberon79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      car wizard with a new rolls royce soon.

    • @mattcan69
      @mattcan69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@superHIsonickid Mr Burns ... Excellent .....

    • @joeyscleaninglady2877
      @joeyscleaninglady2877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wizard sounded like peyton manning when bleeding the brakes

    • @nizmo370z4
      @nizmo370z4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet the wizards does it on purpose so hooves can blow engines

  • @HooviesGarage
    @HooviesGarage  5 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Am I the first to use a Chernobyl Meme in a car TH-cam video?

    • @s0y_s0y26
      @s0y_s0y26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hoovies Garage I finally got my g2 any suggestions

    • @antmax006
      @antmax006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hoovies Garage Yes

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah sorry mate

    • @MrKeyman90486
      @MrKeyman90486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm 3rd yes!!!

    • @borntowild480
      @borntowild480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy Birthday Wizard

  • @SinfulEuphxria
    @SinfulEuphxria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Hoovie: I should take my 911 to the track
    The track: How many times do we have to teach you a lesson old man?

    • @quayl1337
      @quayl1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe H are you drunk? He doesn’t even have “this” in the comment

    • @redeclipzegsx
      @redeclipzegsx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @quayl1337
      @quayl1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe H 😂ok, you win. Im gonna go get hammered and binge watch sponge bob now. I clearly havnt done enough studying in my bikini bottom.

    • @Seethenhagen
      @Seethenhagen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the poor people

    • @SeanFit
      @SeanFit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, I see what you did there haha

  • @mr.savagebanana3284
    @mr.savagebanana3284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Hoovie: I'm going to track
    Wizard: yes

    • @mattmopar440
      @mattmopar440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wizard $$$$$$$

    • @rich_edwards79
      @rich_edwards79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wizard: Music. Sweet music.

    • @TinyIslandMaine
      @TinyIslandMaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wizard: Thank you 🤑

    • @Tigerfire75
      @Tigerfire75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't want to take any chances at the track? Why is he taking a 911 to the track. If he gets another one his wife will have to call all the tracks in a 1,000 mile radius telling them not to let him take a 911 there.

    • @Sid3300
      @Sid3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wizard more like 🤑💰

  • @ellywest1216
    @ellywest1216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Every time a hoovie breaks down, a wizard gets his paycheck

    • @johnbaer1528
      @johnbaer1528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment needs ALL the likes

    • @RealWorldCarReviews
      @RealWorldCarReviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wizard has 3 houses in California prime real estate areas thanks to Hoovie 😂

    • @lobobaltazar1322
      @lobobaltazar1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RealWorldCarReviews The legend goes : Car Wizard was in army as mechanic and Instead of Hooaahh, He yelled Hoovie.

    • @jamesprice6381
      @jamesprice6381 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyler is just the best meal ticket i ever seen!

  • @Cassie4787
    @Cassie4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    “Why won’t mclaren let me drive on track” -hoovie
    Also hoovie:

    • @fartmerchant762
      @fartmerchant762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *pumps nitrous into a 100hp engine and is shocked when it explodes*

    • @-TJ-
      @-TJ- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      McLaren probably said that because they know what will happen if they let him on track.

    • @johnsimun6533
      @johnsimun6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dirty Bong Water, Toyota reliability? Guess Toyota showed the truth.

    • @johnsimun6533
      @johnsimun6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oggy, instead of Toyota reliability, or Trail Rated. We need Hoovie Rated, proof, etc...

    • @animeboy93
      @animeboy93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnsimun6533 Nah Toyota didn't need to show any truth. They're still reliable. If you're a stupid fuck of course their car will die. Any car would.

  • @liquidsoftpc
    @liquidsoftpc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    What do we learn from this?
    *Hoovie + 911 + Track = Wizard's Profit!*

    • @arevo8702
      @arevo8702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what they should teach in school

    • @1183newman
      @1183newman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wizard repairs all his cars with 1 psecific flaw to guarantee they come back to him.

    • @jaypee7503
      @jaypee7503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sam newman More like he didn’t fix one well known fatal flaw in the Porsche GT1 engine block. Tracking a GT1 block Porsche without pinning or welding the coolant pipes basically guarantees this exact failure will happen.

    • @ukeplayalongs
      @ukeplayalongs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hoovie + Track = Diaster + TH-cam Clicks Galore

    • @PiperWarriorFlyer
      @PiperWarriorFlyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 911 isn't a suitable car for that equation

  • @Tabletop-Newtype
    @Tabletop-Newtype 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    This is the exact reason why McLaren will never give Hoovie permission to drive his 12c in a track.

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Among other reasons ....

    • @Mijaycapri79
      @Mijaycapri79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give him permission? For his own car? Is there something in the contract that limits track use? Not being rude but I got questions!

    • @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_
      @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Mijaycapri79 Correct. No warranty if it even touches the track. Shows very low confidence in their product to me.

    • @joyrider187
      @joyrider187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mijay Padilla it only affects the warranty. You can do whatever you want with your car, but McLaren will cancel the warranty contract if they find out. (And I guess they will, since the car is monitoring everything.)

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mijaycapri79 It's because of the McLAREN extended warranty. He can do anything he wants, and void the warranty. It's a McLaren. Every time it break, about every 6 days, it's $32,000.

  • @wstecker1
    @wstecker1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Oh the irony of a 911 spewing the contents of its liquid cooling system all over a track.

    • @scuddryvr8784
      @scuddryvr8784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is it ironic?

    • @MWXYT
      @MWXYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Now it's air cooled again.

    • @ProjectFairmont
      @ProjectFairmont 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironic? Because Hoovie is trying to proove that you can make do with less?

    • @scuddryvr8784
      @scuddryvr8784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ProjectFairmont gotcha. I thought you were referring to the 911 itself. Unfortunately this is common with thr Mezger engine.

    • @scuddryvr8784
      @scuddryvr8784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ask me how i know :)

  • @pontiacmaniac7772
    @pontiacmaniac7772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Haha I thought TH-cam was glitching but it was a legit audio clip from Chernobyl😂

  • @patrickposey2003
    @patrickposey2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Hoovie: I almost had you!!
    Track: you almost had me??? You never had me! You never had your car!!!

    • @theclicker
      @theclicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *cars

    • @mattbroussard7409
      @mattbroussard7409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pwahaha! !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MIAPhilly
      @MIAPhilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      best comment period!

    • @andrewcreamer4672
      @andrewcreamer4672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now him and the car wizard gotta tear apart the engine and replace the piston rings you fried.

    • @jamo9008
      @jamo9008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *DANGER TO MANIFOLD*

  • @SamBerube
    @SamBerube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The Hoovies theme song played at half speed at the end was the vaporwave I didn't know I needed

    • @jessiehensley2904
      @jessiehensley2904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sam Berube I so agree. It was fitting

    • @jeffreysalzman1497
      @jeffreysalzman1497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TIL what vaporwave is!

    • @gallyun1
      @gallyun1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffreysalzman1497 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaporwave

    • @alphazoomii9408
      @alphazoomii9408 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hoovie's theme - Depressed version - check!

  • @antsrok5077
    @antsrok5077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.- Einstein" - me.

    • @herbertmasing
      @herbertmasing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it's a mis-attributed quote.. Unlikely Einstein ever said that. And even if he did, isn't that the definition of stupidity instead of insanity? Anyway, always thought it didn't make sense:)

    • @Pie4life123
      @Pie4life123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonnu Barr 10 ads he doesn’t care he milking us for money

    • @EasyPCUK
      @EasyPCUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      - Vaas

  • @jaydeee2039
    @jaydeee2039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The slowed down theme song had me CRYING in the end! Thanks for being an act Hoovie! Great video

    • @BigPappaAaron
      @BigPappaAaron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same lmao

    • @pb4ugo08
      @pb4ugo08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude, I was dying at the end for some reason...glad other people shared my amusement.

  • @loshu
    @loshu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    When you posted on twitter about you going to the track I somehow knew this was gonna happen😂

    • @blackericdenice
      @blackericdenice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think he know how to drive. Maybe he should only drive automatic cars.

    • @hectorsalguero6741
      @hectorsalguero6741 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logan hoodies luck lol

    • @blackericdenice
      @blackericdenice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lassi Kinnunen Are kidding me?

    • @skipa1625
      @skipa1625 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackericdenice tell me how did he drive "wrong" again? all shifts u can see in video happened way before redline. burning clutch doesn't make any fluids come out.

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Think it's on purpose. Brings views and attention.

  • @bryang329
    @bryang329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Honestly Hoovie at this point it’s gotta be your driving 😂😂😂

    • @MelodySong
      @MelodySong 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me about it with my driving, I go through AC compressors in my 2003 Ford Taurus like the majority of the Hooptie fleet goes through head gaskets

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Quotes from Chernobyl over track footage
    That's something I wasn't expecting to see in my life

  • @andrewazzariti
    @andrewazzariti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    This happens every time we give a car praise
    “Cars running perfect”
    Uh oh flashing light just popped up

    • @thelifeofjessejames
      @thelifeofjessejames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The last time I remarked that my Cummins was running perfectly, the computer went out 🤨

    • @haroldwhite7464
      @haroldwhite7464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is soo true

    • @papatorr3669
      @papatorr3669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or get your car all ready for sale...

    • @danielwardwell914
      @danielwardwell914 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally, this is the truest statement.

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@papatorr3669 yes, so true. My 996tt was all sorts of angry when I was preparing to sell it recently. But luckily just small/easy fixes.

  • @ianhill5741
    @ianhill5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That half speed outro was perfect!!!
    Good luck Tyler

  • @jasonalty
    @jasonalty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    996T owner here... Common issue on these engines unfortunately, coolant lines were pressed in and glued which eventually fail after lots of heat cycles and allows a pipe to pop off at high RPM.
    A lot of tracks require these Mezger engines to have the coolant pipes to be pinned to be allowed on track.
    Get them pinned (welded) and it won't happen again. Wizard will be glad to assist I'm sure!! Let me know if you have any questions, as I've done this on my Turbo recently

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here. I pinned mine myself. Cheap to do yourself but lots of labor if you pull the engine yourself. I did mine, plus added a heap of go fast goodies while I was in there. Love some good preventative maintenance with a splash of horsepower Haha. Enjoy your 996tt!

  • @zachsmith6302
    @zachsmith6302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Excellent opening sound bite. You should probably make a 50 mile radius exclusion zone around that track too

    • @robertdunlap4975
      @robertdunlap4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! Everyone allowed in with helmet unless first name Tyler.

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's always funny until you get a copyright claim slapped against you

  • @nickgehr6916
    @nickgehr6916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Hoovie: _i bought another cheapest 911 after i blew one on the track_
    Track: _we attack at dawn!!!_
    Hoovie: *Another one!!*

  • @WatchJRGo
    @WatchJRGo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That track steward was so mad... sounded like he was about to have a breakdown 😂

    • @scarea2691
      @scarea2691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Y-you just w-wait RIGHT THERE"

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tracks might start banning hoovie 😁

    • @LittleMikeStarCraft
      @LittleMikeStarCraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DO you blame him? I was surprised he didn't do a victory lap and spill coolant on the entire lap like he usually does when he is leaking fluids. xD

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This issue has been known to wreck people driving behind 996tts. Coolant is almost as slick as oil and actually more difficult to clean up, it can really mess up a track day. That's why some tracks require the pin/weld fix on 996 turbos, as well as running distilled water without antifreeze in it.

  • @kfrog3855
    @kfrog3855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The moment you shaved your arms to do a watch promo, your Porsche's rings shrank.

    • @madtonesbr
      @madtonesbr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I’m not the only one creeped out by men shaving their arms to show off jewelry better.

  • @Knoxvillicus
    @Knoxvillicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    The intro honestly made me think I left a tab of Chernobyl open aha! Great work Hoovie!

  • @Minoltalphafan
    @Minoltalphafan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I told you to Pin the Coolant pipes the very first video you made about this car!

    • @estorilmpower3816
      @estorilmpower3816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree! This is a KNOWN ISSUE.

    • @ЕмилЕфендулов
      @ЕмилЕфендулов 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's possible he didn't do it intentionally in order to have more content. Those breakdown videos get a lot of views.

    • @TheRagingsayin
      @TheRagingsayin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Емил Ефендулов gotta them views somehow.

    • @DowntownGoat
      @DowntownGoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was more important to burn the money on wrap...

    • @2005pierric
      @2005pierric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So true and famous issue on mezger. My 996 Gt3 has had the mod too to ensure it won't happen !

  • @Chronmaster2000
    @Chronmaster2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Looks like you need the coolant pipe update now. weve had many in the shop for that reason

    • @frankburn6312
      @frankburn6312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      maybe the "wizard" should have done that BEFORE going to the track...

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frankburn6312 engine needs to be pulled to pin or weld the lines, not a quick or cheap endeavor. Some people do pin with the engine but its probably more of a pain in the ass than just pulling it.

  • @maxrockatanksyOG
    @maxrockatanksyOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Hoovie* "Im going to the track in a 911"
    *Wizard thinking to himself* : All profit for me baby
    *Also wizard* : Now wheres my damn Mr Monopoly hat & Monocle...

  • @sigmahyperion955
    @sigmahyperion955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "Surprise Third Hole"
    I've seen that one before.

    • @jmsaltzman
      @jmsaltzman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joe H That's why my face is screaming in pain

    • @Lynyrd_Evnyrd
      @Lynyrd_Evnyrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP Pupper

    • @charleshadle9376
      @charleshadle9376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A gaping third hole

    • @harryrobertson3631
      @harryrobertson3631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your punctuation is wrong. It should read "Surprise! Third hole..."

    • @maxrockatanksyOG
      @maxrockatanksyOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it one that is sometimes found in toilet cubicles?

  • @tekkietekkie
    @tekkietekkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    and this is why you pin the coolant lines, its a well known problem and a lot of tracks make it mandatory, otherwise the car is bulletproof

    • @tekkietekkie
      @tekkietekkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      its an issue on the 996 and 997 turbos/ gt2 cars not sure about others

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what do you mean by pin?

    • @tekkietekkie
      @tekkietekkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kavinsky Smith basically you are securing the coolant pipes rennlist.com/forums/996-turbo-forum/914478-for-anyone-with-pinned-coolant-lines.html

    • @jaymorrison2419
      @jaymorrison2419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wasnt even aware that was a thing! I feel educated now.

    • @bobmcl2406
      @bobmcl2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tekkietekkie great info. Thanks! Frankly, what a stupid design. I guess it shows that water-cooling is not a part of Porsche's DNA.

  • @averyridenour3663
    @averyridenour3663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I always thought of this channel as my guilty pleasure. That opening changed everything. Holy shit that was funny

  • @ivancruz747
    @ivancruz747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ok Hoovie, I,ll buy one of those crappy watches if you send your Rolex GMT master

    • @arctct6177
      @arctct6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pedro carton lol

    • @MetalTrabant
      @MetalTrabant 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Knowing that Hoovie buys the cheapest from everything, it's probably a 50$ replica from China... :D

  • @mikefoley360
    @mikefoley360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Hoovie: "going the track"
    Wizard: $$$$$$$$$$

  • @jcargentum
    @jcargentum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Hoovie: This car is amazing and reliable... Oh
    Fate: Balanced as all things should be.

    • @legacy3000
      @legacy3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!! Savage comment is Savage!

  • @cbrooks2767
    @cbrooks2767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    With all the money you've given Wizard, you'd think he'd have a proper bleeder by now.

    • @giovannibenincasa7576
      @giovannibenincasa7576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yES...BAD MECHANIC

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure he must, they aren't expensive, probably more for build up in the video.

    • @pb4ugo08
      @pb4ugo08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was 100% for the video and entertainment...come'on man.

  • @andrrru9
    @andrrru9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    all i can think of is Red Foreman on 'That 70's Show' 's favorite line...

  • @vmoutsop
    @vmoutsop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    No disrespect but for track days you need to find a shop that does a better job of checking out your cars before you head to the track

    • @lynnpoole7830
      @lynnpoole7830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly. The WhizzTurd is vastly overrated.

    • @Toby_the_Glen
      @Toby_the_Glen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lynnpoole7830 +1

    • @somedude5174
      @somedude5174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lynnpoole7830 Turbowski>wizard

    • @jaypee7503
      @jaypee7503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m sure he’s a good general mechanic, but for these nicer cars you really should at least consult a specialist. This is a very well known fault of these engines.

    • @vmoutsop
      @vmoutsop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok stop bashing Wizard, I think he’s good. I meant he’s not a track junkie so he should have car checked by a track junkie shop.

  • @JackMott
    @JackMott 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A lot of people don't fully understand how brutal a track day can be on a car. They think "oh I have a Porsche or a Z51 track package it will be fine". No, it may well not be! Heat, g forces pulling oil around, and cars that are not actually race cars. Sometimes stuff pops. Race cars pop all the time too. Get a nice low power light weight car and life is a lot easier.

  • @dougmartin8664
    @dougmartin8664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And THIS is why we watch. Honestly, we feel your pain, sort of.

  • @zexiali6483
    @zexiali6483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Too bad I cannot be there myself. I witness you destroying your silver 911 and the mustang. We were driving in the same group. hahaha thanks for the video.

  • @Georgekartveli
    @Georgekartveli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1. Tyler takes a 911 to the track.
    2. Tyler drives a 911 on the track.
    3. 911 breaks.
    x3
    Call me crazy, but I feel like there's a pattern there.

    • @StackBundle
      @StackBundle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A combination of buying used and abused sports cars and probably something idiosyncratic with his driving.

  • @EdwardTheAussie
    @EdwardTheAussie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Don’t track the mp4 ever even if they let you

    • @dannygroom3327
      @dannygroom3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That warranty clause is there for a reason......

  • @vitaminwaterdaisuki
    @vitaminwaterdaisuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You are bigger than Daddy Demuro then.
    Who is that??

  • @kennethwilkerson1845
    @kennethwilkerson1845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well, the money from this video will pay for getting the coolant lines pinned and/or welded.

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. Must be nice. I pinned mine myself. Cheap but a ton of work. The car will be much more reliable after this is done. This is the big one aside from clutch issues.

  • @Sup3rSn1per
    @Sup3rSn1per 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    911 turbo: Metzger block, no IMS issues, bulletproof drivetrain
    Tyler: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @kendalltull9854
    @kendalltull9854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Cannot believe that you are shilling Vincero watches. They are absolute crap.
    Other than the questionable sponsors, I enjoy watching your content.

    • @Sonny_V
      @Sonny_V 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here ya go Jethro, These keep pretty good time: tinyurl.com/y2xxg4f4

    • @MacNifty
      @MacNifty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sonny_V Who the hell pays a million dollars in a mail order? Lol. It surely has to be a fake considering their website looks like it was built with a free app. Haha. After one sale they already have another page made up and brand name with another watch with glass. Lol.

  • @kennyduarte783
    @kennyduarte783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Tyler Hoover, the Anatoli Dyatlov of Porsche engines.

  • @potatochobit
    @potatochobit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    wizard does look like he is losing weight, it's the square haircut gives his body a flatter shape.

  • @R_C420
    @R_C420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You need a motto on your back too.
    Hoovie's Garage - Compro, guido, freno.

  • @andreasbaron9282
    @andreasbaron9282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    World: ...
    Tyler: Destroy all the orange cars!
    World: he’s adopted

  • @JoseLikesCars-ln9qc
    @JoseLikesCars-ln9qc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So yeah, the one weakness of the mezger engine reared its ugly head. Get those coolant pipes pinned kids.

  • @RantzCore
    @RantzCore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Happy Birthday Wizard! I as well am 40. Best wishes and good luck with this 911. Peace Out!

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want to see Porsche send a team of engineers to study how he keeps blowing these things up so consistently.

  • @Kittievr
    @Kittievr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Suprise third hole on the Prius engine" is only something you would hear on the absolute best TH-cam channels

  • @rjft7003
    @rjft7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can clearly imagine Wizard watching this video and having a good laugh 😆

  • @dustyrusty7956
    @dustyrusty7956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Your theme song played as a funeral dirge. ROFLMFAO!

    • @AshtonCoolman
      @AshtonCoolman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dusty Rusty it needs to be changed to a minor key.

  • @michaelmurray8538
    @michaelmurray8538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Holy shit, I thought Wizard was like 25.

    • @Hassan-ww8jf
      @Hassan-ww8jf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was in his early 30's

  • @vapor4den
    @vapor4den 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    AT least this Time.... Never mind, you are screwed 🤣😂😂

  • @ColinVanderSmith
    @ColinVanderSmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Hoovie for taking one for the team and providing a great teaching tool for 911 Turbo, GT2, & GT3 owners. All Metzger engine's need to have their coolant pipes pinned or welded before track use. Many track clubs around the world, including Porsche Club of America, don't allow these cars on the track unless this work has been done for this reason. Glad you and the car are ok and nothing worse happened. Godspeed on a quick recovery for the orange wonder

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. I did mine before I ever set foot on the track.
      Also people should run distilled water and not coolant when running a track day.

  • @owentreadgold8658
    @owentreadgold8658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So I’m one of those weird people who are really into watches, vincero watches really aren’t good, please don’t buy one without looking at good alternatives. The only reason I remotely like them if because they fund videos like this!

    • @MacNifty
      @MacNifty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally agree. I thought the same thing when he was showing it off.

    • @metromusic5725
      @metromusic5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      C H E A P C H I N A J U N K

  • @lillululuna
    @lillululuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:40
    Up up
    Down Down
    Left Right
    AB AB
    START!

  • @apexseal2811
    @apexseal2811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Next time take a Prius into the track (w/o nitrous).
    Let's see if you can score with this one.

  • @nickbrushaber8747
    @nickbrushaber8747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Advice: Just buy cars and look at them.

    • @ChannelNotFound
      @ChannelNotFound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do this, but with bikes. I can't even ride.

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChannelNotFound Yeah, that's me with my gun collection since I lost most of the feeling in the first three fingers of my shootin' hand. :/

  • @sqmotorsports9230
    @sqmotorsports9230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah, brake bleeding - the one time my girlfriend helps at the shop. But I go with "pressure, release" as opposed to "up / down."

  • @stiffdarren
    @stiffdarren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    clever Chernobyl references, i like. On the other hand that silver Merci has been in the Wizards hands for quite sometime now. Should make a video on it lol.

  • @comm1508
    @comm1508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How many times, STAY AWAY FROM THE TRACK! Still at least the Wizard gets his next road trip paid for.

  • @countryclubbin1016
    @countryclubbin1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You gotta pin the coolant lines on these cars hoovie! Rookie mistake bud! Any time on any forums about these cars you would've known this is super common

    • @adamlee1562
      @adamlee1562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Better question is....why didn't the Wizard know this and especially with the purpose of tracking the car????

    • @scottywans2788
      @scottywans2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adam Lee because he profits of hoovies fuck ups lol

    • @sakumisan
      @sakumisan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adamlee1562 The Wizard is not a specialist on a particular model, but a general mechanic. I don't expect him to troll the forums of every car model he touches.

  • @_brushie
    @_brushie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm cringing so bad with all this prep you did to see it all go bad again. I think you're legit cursed dude.

  • @jesus_built_my_hotrod
    @jesus_built_my_hotrod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hoovie to Porsche : please, please don't explode
    Porsche to Hoovie : ima explode

  • @TheresaAudrey
    @TheresaAudrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time the pedal gets pressed to the metal, makes someone happy!!!

  • @martinscocan5221
    @martinscocan5221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the second 911 you blew up Hoovie!!! Now put a V8 on this one like you did in the silver one. The Wizard can show us all how to do it. Cheers from Canada!!

  • @mikeh7666
    @mikeh7666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Didn't pin the coolant lines or replace the plastic coolant T did you?

  • @cmarko964
    @cmarko964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Swap the blown Prius engine with a diesel one. Would recommend the 3.0l (or 2.0l) 5 cylinder catalyzed non turbo 80's Mercedes E/C/S class engine, the one which just runs on coal. Just to show pride in owning a Prius.

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No need to waste a good Mercedes engine on a plastic econobox

  • @WhittyPics
    @WhittyPics 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Wizzard appreciates you funding his kids college fund. I used to help my dad bleed brakes. Coolant is no better than oil. You may have blown a head gasket

  • @SIXPACFISH
    @SIXPACFISH 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What next for this one? Loan it to Vehicle Virgins? Please film Wizers laughter when you drop this bomb off for him to defuse.

  • @joej8515
    @joej8515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When are you going to show your Jeep gladiator?
    Happy birthday wizard 🧙‍♂️

  • @miketeeveedub5779
    @miketeeveedub5779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    New Tires: Check
    New Brake pads and rotors: Check
    New rad hoses to replace 17 year old ones : Nah...let's go racing!!!

    • @rodneypratt4324
      @rodneypratt4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody knows what kind of move that was

    • @Skelterification
      @Skelterification 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rodneypratt4324 An outstanding move.

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doubt it was a hose. More likely one of the common coolant lines in the engine popped out or the expansion tank cracked.

    • @miketeeveedub5779
      @miketeeveedub5779 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSoundofSpeed yup - Car Wizard had a video explaining it was a pressed-in coolant elbow that got blown out. Didn't know that was a problem with Porsche. What a stupid design!

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miketeeveedub5779 terrible design and costly to repair. At least that's one of the only weak links on this engine.

  • @missiondemolition
    @missiondemolition 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    911: Pees oil.
    911 Turbo: Pees coolant.
    911 GT3: Throws rods!

  • @PuzzlePulsar
    @PuzzlePulsar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You'd think he'd stop taking 911s to the track, you'd think...

    • @boxedfender4810
      @boxedfender4810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You tell Hoovie that and he doubles down so for the sake of his personal life....I pray he never sees this comment

  • @mindflown6553
    @mindflown6553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Try fixing it with some italian marble!

  • @yazansakran3326
    @yazansakran3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who's Doug?
    Officially trolled back

  • @valve-do3jc
    @valve-do3jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its because you’re driving in your bedroom slippers.
    Good videos keep it up.

  • @PistonsAndPetrol
    @PistonsAndPetrol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hoovie... you own how many cars... and you had to rent a helmet?!
    BUY A HELMET! ;)

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hoover: "please please don't explode"
    2002 Porsche 911: lol hoovie.

  • @WDB124105
    @WDB124105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really laughed at the brilliantly used Picard sequence!

    • @bestspec24
      @bestspec24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buon giorno Auto Normalo

  • @PedalBox
    @PedalBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have a look at our next episode on Pedalbox where we put a waterbed filled with Orbeez in a car! (...Or more likely replacing things we cut off earlier)
    The amount of foreshadowing, even without knowing what happened, the curse was well in effect!

  • @THOMMGB
    @THOMMGB 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    There should be a video of Wizard watching this video and seeing his eyes replaced with dollar signs the moment your car starts smoking.

  • @southernbreeze3278
    @southernbreeze3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    hey, i got an idea - AN LS SWAP !!

    • @8draco8
      @8draco8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah! What could possibly go wrong!

    • @MBDzl
      @MBDzl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha ha!

  • @fishhead90
    @fishhead90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hoovie, you add new meaning to spectacular failure

  • @otto6644
    @otto6644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *hearing Chernobyl's Valery Legasov* instant like 💪

  • @stirlingmcarthur5188
    @stirlingmcarthur5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You need to have your coolant lines pinned (not welded) in the Metzger engine. The engine casing is from an air-cooled car that was not designed for being liquid cooled, so the lines are just ported and glued in place. Under stress from driving hard, the glue will let go and you’ll drop coolant.

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree. Hopefully he pins them cheap and quickly and calms the hysteria a bit.

  • @blackericdenice
    @blackericdenice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If I wanted to buy a watch. I would be watching a watch video.
    6:00 take the shirt off.

    • @apollosbrownies
      @apollosbrownies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perhaps, but sponsorships and advertising partnerships are necessary to keep a lot of large channels going. The watch is quite nice as well, so I can’t fault him there!

    • @MacNifty
      @MacNifty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apollosbrownies We can totally fault him when you have supposed fine metal craftsmanship combined with silicone. Hahaha.

  • @rbazola
    @rbazola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Come on Tyler! A little research and you'd have known to pin or weld your coolant pipes. Common fault.

    • @TheSoundofSpeed
      @TheSoundofSpeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sure he knew. I knew well before I bought my 996tt and made sure to pin the lines before ever racing or driving hard. I really enjoyed having the peace of mind from having it done preemptively.

  • @tomcaspian8287
    @tomcaspian8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hoovie on twitter: I'm going to the track
    Me: start the timer before the "i blew up my..." video

  • @jonathanshelly5014
    @jonathanshelly5014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who wants to see him bring the Imperial out on the track? That would be entertaining!

  • @rileys8741
    @rileys8741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thank you Hoovie, car Lord in heaven, for your cars dying so that ours may live. Amen.

  • @gwcrispi
    @gwcrispi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    $37,000 for Porsche, $179 for Hoovie head protection.

    • @alphazoomii9408
      @alphazoomii9408 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And..... for repairs.... we wait until the next video where the wizard has a smile on his face.

  • @GTFORDMAN
    @GTFORDMAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sounded like you were pulled over by a cop "just wait right there" haha

    • @lahillsm3
      @lahillsm3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was my impression too, but then I realized Tyler didn't pull onto the grass when he realized his car was dumping coolant. He just floored it and dumped it all over the race track until he was probably flagged down. What a clown.

  • @carolinacars739
    @carolinacars739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dowwwn, up.
    Dowwwn, up.
    Come on, MORE ENERGY!

  • @rayya5978
    @rayya5978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tyler: im driving my porsche on a track today!!
    Track: im about to end this mans whole -career- engine