Most Absurd Parenting Method. Jamie Lissow - Full Special
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"Because I had trouble with girls and I had an intact face"
Dude is hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣
He is funny for Fairbanks. I mean, compared to a moose... sure. Why not?
(LOL sarcasm alert)
Jamie is great. He CO-WROTE "Daddy Daughter Trip" with Rob Schneider!!
This guy is great, seen him on the Greg Gutfeld show, always a treat when he's on
Love him on Gutfeld! He's just as funny there too. This guy is so quick and never disappoints!
@@donnacook5552 On the close-ups on Gutfeld he looks slightly cross-eyed in one eye and it's so effective in enhancing the humor.
@@AbsitInvidea right? I think he’s almost funnier on the fly.
I agree. He is really good at the deadpan responses on Gutfeld. Gutfeld has an eye for talent.
Thats why i clicked-
I've just watched Gutfeld and had to check this guy. I'm not disappointed. He is really really good
Jamie is great. He CO-WROTE "Daddy Daughter Trip" with Rob Schneider!!
You know.....I did the same thing a couple months ago. Also Iived in Alaska....the bear punchlines are hilarious 😢😅
Dry Bar is my saving grace. No filth or fbombs. Just really funny people 😍
His delivery is just phenomenal.
You don't get to be #1 for nothing
@@Grunge_Cycling USA think they’re #1..
Also his jokes are excellent.
One of the best! 👏
i love it when he is on gutfeld!...its my favorite show.
You stole my thunder!
@@fireballxl-5748 and mine. I said the same thing and didn’t get one like. And, what’s the difference between 4 weeks ago, and one month ago? This Robin has some kind of magic, that we just don’t have.
I remember him from Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld. Always funny!
@@jeffstumpf9129 I can relate as it has happened to me as well.
Crafting, for a little bit more 💰 🤑 Lolololo
I’ve seen Jamie on Gutfeld! and he is hilarious. This is the first time I’ve seen his stand-up. Great comedian!
Same
Me too very clever humour
@@darinpearson2554 u
He really delivers some really good stuff on Gutfeld too! He never disappoints.
Same here lol
Very good set. I really appreciate the clean comedy. It's more challenging and funnier than it's darker cousin. Relies on wit, not vulgarity.
When this guy is talking... I see Tim Allen in him. When he is not talking, I see Ben Stiller. Two very talented comedians and this guy is right up there on the same level. This guy is great, it is hard to come up with non-insulting jokes on the spot. Like when he described a "actuary".
Right, totally see what you're saying
exactly what i thought too
I definitely see Tim Allen here!
You mean they look a like? Like Charlie and Adolf? Great observations!
He looks like Rex from toy story
This guy's timing and facial expressions are amazing.
Ha ha yes. Jamie is great. He CO-WROTE "Daddy Daughter Trip" with Rob Schneider!!
The parenting jokes are hilarious! The “let him drown - he’ll never do it again” one made me think of a friend who’s mom would say to encourage her children to toughen up... “One time, when I was 5, I died. And my Mom told me to walk it off!”
Lol that hits real close to home! 😅
😂😂😂 walk it off.!!!
Perfect, I'm gonna use it... because i am THAT mom.😀
When I was eight we went to swim at a river with my father, siblings and a family friend. I slipped on a rock and I didn't know that it was a drop off. I couldn't swim. I kept going down the pop up a bit and try to scream as my father and his friend watched me almost drown.
His friend saved me, then got mad at my father for not helping. My father said, he thought that it would be a good way for me to learn how to swim. I taught myself how to do the dog paddle myself because I knew that my father would let me drown instead of just showing me how to swim. I taught my siblings.
I can laugh about it now because I love swimming. I cannot dive and touch the bottom of a pool though because I discovered my super power is buoyancy. I swim down a bit then pop back up fast.
My dad would say, "Are you bleeding? If you are, take it outside and don't get it on the carpet!"
I am happy Jamie is on Gutfeld! He deserved a break.
This dude has some decent flow and improvisation
I love his delivery
He knows also how to let the audience sink into their own laugh before throwing another joke, that way the public is almost constantly laughing.
No he don't
No he doesn't* learn English
Growing up I had THE BIGGEST crush on a boy who'd pulled a pan of simmering simple syrup off the stove and had scars around his mouth and chin. He had the most beautiful eyes, was sweet and so funny! I haven't thought of him in a long time and your joke gave me that memory back...thank you
That's sweet, thank you for sharing. The fondness of the memories comes through.
Not a single curse word and he still killing it! A standing ovation from me to him...kudos to you sir 👏👏👏👍
That's fuxking lame
can't curse at drybar
Its drybar. Clean comedy and they dont serve alcohol
More intelligent that way...
Yep, i like me some clean comedy👍
I love his grin 😀😁, that alone cracks me up. Not to mention his amazing set!!! 😂😂😂 He's HILARIOUS!
And the way he shifts his eyes back and forth
Can't say enough about this. I was already on his side because I'm from Alaska, and the bit about crafting...ask my husband, he would agree with every single word out of Jamie's mouth. Every word. I am almost in pain from laughing!
Making a dude go to craft stores is just cruel lol
How DARE he throw away a glass jar! Those have a 1000 uses for crafting! 😂
@@LazyIRanch at a minimum!
Your husband is a lucky man.
@@BoilingDietCoke aw thanks
On the craft part , I was crying , when he mentioned the brass rooster , I was bent over cough laughing I have often wondered myself and I love crafting. No offended at all . Dude is hilarious
Loved
Same here! Those roosters are weird and idk why anyone likes them!
This guy is hilarious. I didn’t want it to end. And that’s unusual for me.
I had forgot how much I miss real humor...Thank you...We all need a good laugh...
I love this guy. I love that when he says, "I don't wanna make fun of..." he's definitely about to make fun of it.
Because Americans don't need a suggestion to laugh at his fellow men
Dry Bar Comedy is really owning the game with such great comedians ❤️
Best thing to ever happen to TH-cam!
Yes I'm not squeamish or prudish, but it is refreshing to see someone be able to come up with something funny without talking about poop, pee, farts, or sex organs. That body function-oriented humor was funny when I was in first grade, but I've been over it for a while. Especially when instead of using it as a little spice now and then the person seems to be determined to win the race by being the crudest comedian rather than the wittiest.
@@myfirstnamemylastname2994 agreed ... potty humor is for middle school children.
Those that don't swear and are a joy to watch
For real 🍻
He's really good at what he does. Very smart jokes, great narration, facial expressions and pauses.
There’s a simple technique for telling the difference between a black bear and a brown bear. You climb a tree. If the bear climbed the tree and eats you, it’s a black bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it’s a brown bear.
😂😂😂
“If you watch all the Star Wars movies back to back and really pay attention, you’re a freaking loser.”
Me, who just finished a quarantine marathon of the movies and all of the T.V shows: *laughs in loneliness*
What the Fish? Ha ha ha !!! You LOSER!!
😆. Jk!
The loser is the guy who judges people for what they watch.
I am one of those losers!!! 🙋♀️😆😆😆 I am one happy loser!!! 😆😆😆🥰
This was pre-quarantine.
Lol laughs in loneliness. That's hilarious. Thank you
I watch stand up every day. This guy's got it.
I do too. Its my new hobby
I met Jaime last Friday after the Gutfeld show. My camera wasn't working but Jamie took a picture on his phone and sent it to me. Awesome dude.
Who is this woman in Provo that is always cracking up in the background? She helps drive home many of these jokes and seems to be a regular. Thank you whoever you are.
I noticed her, too! Maybe a regular or someone that works there??
They have a repeated laugh track
There's always one of those in every crowd.
His Wife.
It's not me but it would be if i were there.
..being a crafter I found this hilarious. He really expresses how someone who hated it would feel being married to one. Loved it
(@ Nina D): Yup. We could just go buy the item, less expensively, but instead....so funny!
I'm a crafter, but even worse, I'm a "re-purposer"! I have a goat ranch, and their pens are made of chain link and pieces of salvaged scrap metal. I don't care what it looks like, as long as it can keep a mountain lion out!
I also save pieces of metal to make the most Frankensteinish wind chimes designed to scare away predators at night. I test pieces of junk for "clangyness" and put it in a big box for my next hideous creation.
Gee, I wonder why I'm single?
@@LazyIRanch I'm only 16 yet I feel so spirituality connected with this, BTW I'm a low key hoarder.but like I only keep things to re purpose them
After 12years ive built up about an hour worth of patience for the "fun-stores" lol Ill say sure because she knows I don't wanna. Then after that hour I'm like PLEEEEASE CAN WE LEAVE looking like im dying in a dersert and start slowly moving toward the registers saying checking out see ya there. I do it for love 😁
@@LazyIRanch LOVE IT.
His setup & delivery are SOOO good... then his improv kills too !!! LOVE HIM ❤❤❤
He’s probably one of the best comedians I’ve watched from DryBar!!
Thank you Dry Bar for great, awesome and clean comedy!! Jamie was hilarious!!
“12 of you need to leave”had me dead lmao
Best line of the act
Same, burst out laughing at work 😂
Lolz me too! I felt so validated for my life choices 😅😉
Yeah I was in tears over that!
Just a word of caution when you're watching Lissow, don't be drinking anything ...you will choke to death literally on your Snickers milkshake or whatever your imbibing, your peanut butter tasting v-8 juice. You will just inhale all that goop right into your lungs you usually breathe with .........
When the manager said, "There is no Michael!" I lost my voice.
"a guy with a truck full of craft items" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Both of us would be happy instead of just those of us that are you again." 😂
Sending you lots of love, Jamie. You do great stuff on the Gutfeld show and I am glad to find you showing up elsewhere. Thank you for the laughs!
This guy is the funniest one so far-ive relisten to him three times and still laugh myself silly eyes watering 🤓🌟🌟👍👍👍
You haven't seen fred kleitt on dry bar. You will loose it. He is the best.
He's a great comic. And the stuff he comes up with off the top of his head when he's on the Gutfeld show shows it. He's the best guest on the show
A good clean show, unusual these days.
I LOVE this guy! Unique delivery that has me in stitches, along with great observational mind. My new favorite comic!
Oh my goodness - the craft store stuff!😂😂😂I was helpless with laughter all the way through this but once he started on the craft store, I was nearly hysterical. Brilliant.
I keep coming back to this performance because it never gets tired. And I always want it to keep going on without end.
love when the audience gets the comedian laughing at his own jokes!
This guy is GREAT... love his timing and expressions
I just realized my wife has one of those shelves and a bowl, with no balls in it. We'll probably go ball shopping, then when we get home, she'll realize we have the wrong bowl. Can't wait.
I feel your pain, my brutha! Stay strong.
Can't wait?
. . . . .
Mark, my man......
Are you by any chance a Masochist?
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao!
@@status8477 I think he is
I do have a favorite kid....
It’s my neighbors 🤣🤣🤣
Same here....
I don’t have to deal with em.
Never seen his comedy, only seen him on Gutfeld. Nice to see a comedian who does not have to use filth for a laugh.
🤣🤣🤣 This was a great show! Jamie made me laugh, and he kept me interested in his entire routine. He is a true professional, and deserves all of the accolades we can bestow upon him! Dry Bar has some TRUE talent in it's ranks... I have often looked up these comics that you introduce to us!
I have followed so many of these comics thanks to Dry Bar! 💜
@@ttthecat Same here T Graham! Also, I love your Cat 😉
I have a orange Tabby 🐈
Me too
@@kathleensullivan4547 😃👍 They have some good ones! Thanks for your reply Kathleen!
Jaime doesn't even have to say anything to crack me up. His attitude, smile, and eye movements are masterful comedic skills.
I think he’s sexy 😊
This guy needs to be a more popular comedian he's amazing
Making pancakes from bed sounds like goals to me
I know
Jamie is so funny! I tried to listen to him on Spotify and his gratuitous cursing just ruined it all! I was literally bummed out.
Thx Dry Bar for encouraging the comedians to be clean because they are literally funnier!
I am sorry to hear he curses in other venues. Cursing ruins it for me as well. It is so unnecessary.
I had no idea his delivery was sprinkled with.cursing...I like him alot!
Please keep it clean! Tks. Candygram
This guy is excellent, enjoyed every single second of the show!
Thank you for being a comedian
If Andy from The Office had a cooler, successful, younger looking brother, this would be him. This guy right here.
most def
Yessss!!!
His delivery and expressions are hilarious. 😂
know you’re watching a good comedian when he can just ad lib. and still be really funny! like the part where he was asking what school the guy went to all that was on the fly!
Well he’s probably had similar experiences with the name thing, people yelling out the letters of a university, and then shortening the degree name. But the rest was hilarious :)
Top notch. Top 10% of dry bar comics imho.
youreaho?
Awesome Comedian and awesome crowd!! Perfect combination🏆👏🏻
BY FAR the BEST comic you guy's have had on.... absolutely changed my mood and lifted my depression which is hard to do THANK YOU DRYBAR!!!
I read that this is his show. 🤔
Going into my third week of furlough during the Corvid19 issue. Bored out of my freaking mind. Needed a laugh. Mission accomplished. :D
Corvid19 ravens from hell
Cooking pancakes from bed was like my childhood dream, lol.
Maybe the couch would've been better; but hey, you can always redecorate your room and put the couch in front of the stove. Maybe put a little TV above it. Then move out and buy an RV, cause that's called living in an RV.
friend of mine, with too much money, has a bbq next to his bed.
@@CALIBA88 sweet concept. in reality, probably a bad health choice, lol
@@GrizDrummer25 you know those people, that do not have to work, only eat and do drugs, still have the body of a greek statue, get all the girls and do not even know how lucky them are? he is the blueprint for that. dude has a bbq next to bed and abs while i only eat every 2 days and stil have tummyfat
Building a tiny house at 50. A studio n its my dream. Love the part about Michael n joanne
Ah lolz
The best one in a long time. I laughed and laughed all the way through felt so good this guy is hilarious.
12 of you have to leave. That had me rolling!!
Its very hard for me to laugh during comedy skits but this guy is always able to make me laugh. I love it!
My favorite Gutfeld guest of all time. He literally makes me laugh out loud every time. And he seems to make everybody else around him funnier.
Dude this was too funny. I use dry bar to start my day and I never regret it. The best joke “ahhh but it sounds like they’re having a good time” sent me this morning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are the real desl, top shelf, 22K comedian. You are so gifted. I wonder if you ever think you may be bringing serious comfort to people who are going through things. Someone like you has saved lives, I promise you. I so hope I can see you live someday - I’ll be watching for a chance. All the best of every possible thing to you. ♥️👍🙏🏻🎯
👍Thank you for some really great laugh-out-loud laughs!!!👍💜💙
This guy is pretty funny! I like his dry delivery, and the fact that he is right on point with his humor.
This started out kinda funny & then the last half had me crying in laughter!!! 🤣Thanks- I needed that!!!
I love DB, you guys have redefined the meaning of humor, big respect from "whatever country makes it funny for you"...
Excellent. This channel is a GEM. I’m always looking for great comedy and it’s surprising hard to find (especially on mainstream media). Great Job
U were great in Real rob ... can’t wait to see more of u in series. U remind me of the younger version of Tim Allen
I'm currently "crafting" while watching this. Super laughing out loud! 😂😁😅
Another person that needs to have their Netflix special, great improv and delivery.
Not only are you Absolutely ADORABLE, but YOU ARE the Funniest Man Alive! I will have to watch this over again ...NOW, in case I missed something! You are THE VERY BEST. You are today's Johnny CARSON!!!!! You have it all... get all of those jerks off of late night and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
Jamie Lissow explaining CRAFTING to a room full of Mormons... the funniest part of this special.
I found a Cardinal feather home to my daughter and my husband found it. He brought it to me and sad, " Here, I'm gonna give this to you before you get mad at ne for throwing it away". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a vase filled with big turkey feathers from our pet we had for 6 years before the @#%* bobcat killed him. I use them to make new feather toys for my cats after they destroy each one, so at least I have a good use for them!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The garbage truck full of "valuable" craft items - The real joke went over their heads. Great bit.
If you can cook pancakes from bed, you've made some bad decisions.
He looks like the love child of Nicolas Cage and David Schwimmer.
mixed with John Travolta!
sounds too much like nicolas cage
I know right!
Natalie McBroom q
Very cute
Love him on Gutfeld. This set is hilarious!
“The egg carton is the bitcoin of Pinterest...” 😂
I have come to conclusion that every special that has parenting in the title has to be great
“Egg cartons are the Bitcoin of Pinterest.” 😆 Fantastic set!,
Great job made me smile lol
I worked at Michaels in high school and through college. That was so spot on.
I respect your wife's parenting style. May come off as cold, however it is effective. Lol
Panini529 yeah I agree. I mean, at the very least the weak ones die off so if you remain a parent, you are able to produce a very effective child. And if you don’t remain a parent - well you’re no longer parenting so it does count 😜
That's how I was raised, and you know what? I know not to touch hot things😆 I mean, it took a few times, but I eventually learned😆😆
@@AK-jt7kh how wicked but I approve
yeah it was better than my father's way. get away from that...before i chase you with the snow shovel again
Lol
"I don't know a thing about the city of Portuguese"
🤣🤣🤣
Your playing with words and sounds is magical
Your playing with words and sounds is magical
watched it all!! This guy is really talented. No matter what he talked about…it was unquestionably funny. No profanity or racial slurs required. Just super entertaining.
This guy is FUNNNNNNY! I was skeptical at first.. but SURPRISE extremely FUNNY 😂!
He reminds me of Ross from Friends.
Yeah, very much
I can see that
Ross could never 😂😂
His mannerisms, especially his facial expressions, are so similar to Ross's (David Schwimmer) that I wonder whether they are related. I really like this guy, and Ross is my favorite character on Friends.
@E. M. Rimbach are you Team Ross?
My absolute favorite comedian on dry bar
He's too funny 😭🤣 the craft store bit was gold
This was hysterical but couldn't help thinking living in one room. Hello Africa and you have to share your room with a whole family. That's coming from Africa lite. Having a room apartment all for yourself sounds like heaven to me 🤣
This was good. Silly and good.
Felling in love with Jamie Lissow on Rob Schneider's show Real Rob. He takes all the heavy lifting and abuse with grace! So fun to see his whole act. Solid hilarity! A pleasure!
I think it is jamie's show actually. I think he is a writer.
This guy is hilarious. He’s excellent at “self deprecating “ humor-- makes everyday things so funny -- “Michael needs to get it together” … and “I do have a favorite kid- it’s my neighbors kid” 😂
I have laughed so hard like....every other seconds!. I give two thumbs up, man!