DUB the DEW | Mountain Dew Vs. The Internet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ม.ค. 2017
- The story of Mountain Dew's infamous DUB the DEW campaign.
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I still think “Pepsi” was the funniest suggestion.
Coke would have been better, Mtn Dew is actually owned by Pepsi.
@@kauske which means they could have called it Mountain Dew Pepsi without any cross-company negotiations, making it the perfect name
But not as funny as telling them to call it their competitor's name.
@@kauske Nope. Too obvious. You lose.
@Jay Bee Looks like we have a new loser...
imagine if they had the balls to actually call it Gushing Granny
im laughing my head off but i have no idea what it means
@@electrohalo8798 I see you haven't had "the talk" yet?. See, when a granny loves you very much.....
@@electrohalo8798 gushing granny
Their stock would have gone to the moon
yeah, this was my favourite suggestion, coz I believe there was a chance they could have got away with it, in a deliciously juicy win-win
How did no one come up with "Mountain Jew" ?
All the brits would just be saying it the same.
@@loganhelland4073 now thats an epic reply
Why didn’t anybody come up with, “The Dews Faked the Moon Landing” ?
I CAME UP WITH THAT IN THE SHOWER!
No, that's stupid.
When will corporations learn?
Hopefully not any time soon.
I hope they never will
I’m not liking cause it’s on 420 likes
@@underscore4505 It's 426 now. Go ahead. :P
They did 3 years before you commented, and completely stopped 2 years before you commented.
Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, hehehe
This was literally in my textbook for my marketing class. 4chan literally made its way into a college curriculum
Matthew Teposte well, we did meme a president into office in the states, captured a flag in 36 hours, and found a terrorist training area, so doesn't surprise me
Brennan Vilcheck There is nothing 4chan cannot do
Watch the slurs, mate. The rest I can tolerate.
Monsieur Bobblehead as if anyone on 4chan cared about what you or anyone else can tolerate
please tell us the name of the textbook. I need to see this
“Yo, whatcha drinking?”
“Gushing Granny”
Oh I’m just drinking some
F A P P L E
.... want some
Popalupa "After a hard days work, nothing helps me relax like a nice cold bottle of HIV Juice"
I JUST LOVE A GLASS OF MEIN FUHRERS FAPJUICE WITH MY LUNCH
HIV juice.
“What about you? What are you drinking?”
“An Onion.”
“Whatcha drinking?”
“Dead puppies”
John Wick wants to know your location
John wick special
@@KHfan0011 Why John Wick?
fapple
Moist Nugget
Hipoint did this and now there is a legally recognized handgun called the YEETCANNON.
oh god where can i buy it
@@haroldbalzac6336 yeah ammo prices went *YEET* !
Looked it up, can confirm. Gotta get a gun license now.
@@noahfessenden6478 it's only a handgun so have at it. You'll have the license in about a weeks time
As opposed to the unrecognized handguns
I am extremely impressed to say that the French closed captions for this video translated “fapple” as “masturpomme”
Ejacucumber
glorious
Moist Nugget to Mosin-Nagant
It’s not auto caption, someone wrote it manually
88botong He literally wrote closed caption, not autocaption.
I have a feeling "Gushing Granny" would've made it if the other memes hadn't blown it's cover
You as well?
It was funnier, too, but that's 4chan for you
Asger HB It’s funnier on its own, but you can’t say, “I’m having a nice can of Hitler did nothing wrong”
@@sirbillius Solid use of "irreverent", comrade.
It's.a good name for an apple flavored drink. "Granny" obviously refers to Granny Smith apples, and "Gushing" makes me think that the drink will quench my thirst.
I can't get over how underrated "Soilent Green" and "Poison" were. Those were friggin GOLD.
But they misspelled Soylent Green.
@@encycl07pedia- I figured it was referencing p¡ss, like soiling oneself
@@roguelitedenizen139 Soiling is #2, not #1. You know, like fertilizer...
@@encycl07pedia- I see, been wrong about that one for years apparently, thanks for the correction
@@roguelitedenizen139 It's an easy mistake to make and you certainly aren't/weren't alone.
idk why but literally just "poison" was hilarious to me
Simple, yet amazing.
I so would have loved to walk into a store and seen bottles of "POISON" right next to the normal Mountain Dew.
How about dead puppies
@@somerandomknucklesinatank1491 Nah poison is way funnier
I think fapple is the best
You can literally hear him smiling when reading "mountain dew supported the Israeli Mossad for 9-11" lmao
1:35
Its funny
the tiny laughs
@@g80gzt Yeah, it really was arabs you know. =)
@@oscargreat1657 paid by the dews
@@gabrielalbeldaochoa8234 dont even start it
Just imagine going to the supermarket and seeing the classic mountain dew: an onion
I wonder if it would be cheaper to price it by weight.
My favorite by far was “poison”
I kinda like that! The whole snow white prospect of a poisoned apple!
All I thought of was *"do you do poison?"*
@@mocatdow WHATS IT DO WHATS IT MADE OF WHY DO THEY DIEEE????
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 YES!!
@@mocatdow I MEAN COULD IT KILL A PET? I MEAN LIKE A LARGE PET? LIKE A..."PERSON SIZED" PET???
"How Do You Like THEM Apples" is unironically a great name for an apple drink.
I agree. It's also legitimately funny, in contrast to all of those "edgy" names.
The Net is Dead Like I Am Inside factual
It's too long in my opinion
@@Loli_lover206 HDYLTApples! Or to pronounce it Hid-yilt apples
It would be the best name ever. Even one year later facts dont change
the best compromise name they could've picked could've been "how do you like them apples"
William Denusta poison works too
William Denusta Couldn’t they have partnered up with Granny Smith?
William Denusta brother, is that you?
William Denusta Or even The Game and Abcdefg
Swag Juice
I feel like "Gushin Granny" and "The Game" could actually be a name for a future mountain dew product.
What’s funny about the game I don’t get it aha
You sir, just lost the game.
Huh I wonder if people still play the game.
Either way we all just lost.
@@_BLANK_BLANK when I saw it I was shocked, whoever put that up is a genius
@@_BLANK_BLANK can you explain the joke to non English speaker
All joking aside "How do you like THEM apples" would've been a good name.
I'm furious that no beverage is officially called 'Liquid Swag".
In Spain there is an energy drink called "SUAJ" (Literal pronunciation of Swag). That's the closest I've seen
@@vicenteparicio5296 In Spain there is also a chain of shoestores that's called "Fresh Shoes"
Same here
Swag was a frowned upon term not very long ago. I remember the internet hated it fiercely
@Green Ghouls that meme has died, kid.
“What’re you drinking?”
“A nice can of Fapple.”
"A delicious bottle of dead puppies."
An exquisite drink of *Mein Fuhere's Fapjuice*
Stolen
I mean Im stealing thus
a bottle of the game. you lost the game!
"The Game"
*FUCK*
6 year streak broken
Same :(
*...Goddamit*
"We ran out of colors" is definitely my favorite
Pepsi got me.
Soda
Well Dew is a Pepsi product
Ultimate Twitch Fails like hell would a Pepsi owned company would put Pepsi on another company's drink how the hell would that settle out?
Ultimate Twitch Fails I lost on fucking "How do you like THEM apples?"
because it is the perfect name for ironic reasons, the best reasons
literally anyone: *online poll*
4chan: *quick-saving*
made me laugh so hard...I am choking help me I aWP[ B
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Welp he finished his comment before dying. Glad he had his priorities straight.
mah nigga
4chan would definitely NOT quicksave, you know as well as I do they intend to live with what the fuck they're about to do
Okay, but “How do you like THEM apples” is an actually good name
So does gushing granny, no joke!
“How do you like THEM apples,” was my personal favorite.
"Can you get me can of Gushing Granny out of the fridge?"
A tall glass of 'Diabeetus' on a hot summers day. Nothin like it.
"Can someone grab me a can of Spooge while they're out?"
"One large moist nugget please."
nah man but i got some fapple at the store
"Nice cold can of Soilent Green on a hot summers day, it's perfect."
They could’ve at least gone with “How do you like THEM apples” that’s the most pc name the internet has ever come up with 😂
A mlp parody reference?
@ً So where is it from?
ABW941 it’s been popularised from good will hinting, but the phrase has existed since the 1800’s, it’s just an odd phrase, something like “put that in your pipe and smoke it”.
@@ABW941 probably good will hunting, /tv/ loves that movie
Also it's probably legit the funniest actual name for an apple flavored beverage
Let’s be fair. Gushing Granny is clever af.
"9gag meme drink"
They didnt hold back
something similar happened with macdonalds "create your taste campaing" my favorite ones where the sad european and thins privilege
"The Ethiopian special: An empty plate"
Im Just Noel the best one was "Bernie Sander's Socialist Feast", which was just one piece of lettuce sandwiched between two other pieces of lettucr
Dusk Legend hahaha thats funny
Number 1 in that campaign was the "McMoot" which was a triple-bun burger with only salad inbetween. Basically a BigMac without patties, pickles, onions, cheese and sauce.
I kiked at the Pepe one
holy shit this channel is unreal funny
Killacamfoo O.G. its chill as fuck
Holy shit this channel is unfunny
God bless 4chan.
Somebody really needs to do something like a website or a Facebook group dedicated to 4chan and literally call it "the wonderful people of 4chan"
As soon as that place is shut down I’m quitting the internet
It's shit now Reddit tourists ruined it, all the good people left years ago to other alt Chans.
It finally released! As a Kroger exclusive, "Thrashed Apple".
I love the new flavor, I think it’s really goid
No one uses kroger
Two thousand years into the future, archeologists will dig up the remains of TH-cam's servers. For months they spend sifting through the videos, finding little worthwhile. Then, the scientists find what they were looking for. A detailed video record of the Meme Wars.
Before I liked there was 666 likes.
The archeologists will leave their lab so fucking red pilled they'll waffen flammen everywhere.
David Davidson imagine what happens when they discover the Minecraft phase
@@raviothethief8292 a shame fueled eradication of all evidence?
@@bashkillszombies waffen flammen??? weapons flames??? I don't think that's how german works.
I would legit throw my money just to drink a Moist Nugget
I prefer a nice can of Poison.
@Roger Dodger Don't speak of "Her-who-must-not-be-named".
@@snakeboy2017 Eva Braun Hitler
@Roger Dodger I on god look at it for the plot.
I would pay good money to drink a can of "Pepsi".
Flash forward 5 years later and now we have Mountain Dew: Thrashed Apple lmfao
WHAT THE APPLE DID YOU JUST APPLEING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE APPLE , I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEAL AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED ON NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AI-QUAEDA , AND I
best one
HAVE OVER 500 CONFIRMED KILLS
@@ktzmiso6547 don't you mean over 500 confirmed apples?
I love how it cuts off mid-sentence.
"jew the dew"... perfect 4chan meme..
I’m proud of him
@BMT
Yeah deportation to Madagascar.
@@idiot5292 ??
@@idiot5292 and
@@idiot5292 k
This channel is amazing! So glad I found it
I just made the 666th like... [^:
Agreed! In the same exact boat here.
Then...one of you is an imposter...
I’m surprised nobody brought up that Mtn dew finally released the flavor, it’s called Thrashed Apple
Lmao, that's actually a fitting name, hahah
Personally, I would've called it,
"The Grinch's semen".
'Granny Mist' was a great one
My favourites are "Gushing Granny" and "Pepsi".
I love "liquid swag" it's fuckin great
Am I the only one who still feels utter disappointment when I see "The Game" and realize I lost?
I'm considering disliking this video just because of that lol (I'm not really gonna do it)
The Game is one of the few things I recall jumping from 4chan to IRL back in the 2000s, since it became huge in my school.
The Game was an illusion. It never truly existed.
And now you made all of us lose
Plz explains
Soilent green was my favorite.
Ahh a man with taste
It's a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!
Soilent green is cookbook!
It's like trying to say silent but you keep saying it in an Australian accent
IT'S MADE OF PEEEEOOOOOPLE!!!!
Can you do a history of the prank 4chan did sending Taylor Swift to perform at the school for deaf kids
Hudson French and how they sent pit bull to some nowhere land in the artic
And the banishment of pit bull to alaska.
If I'm correct, Pit Bull was a good sport about it and actually went to perform in the middle of a frozen wasteland village.
Kodiak, Alaska i think
Just came out!
Early Internet Historian sounds sleepy
Any poll's a goal before Any poll's a goal
Shoulda called it mount-n- do me.
"We've run out of colours"
MY SIDES!
A legend was born
The vote for "Soda" had me on the floor
I even lost the game mid video. Can't go wrong there.
If you knew "the game" was a think you could lose in the first place then you had already lost it.
Damn, I LOST IT TOO, BECAUSE OF U >:v
Me too
Flargenyargen The game. A unique game where, if one loses, they can make others lose
Flargenyargen
3 years of progress... 3 YEARS!
“We’ve run out of colors”
Lmao
“soilent green” is genius
I love that his older videos audio sounds like he’s whispering in his mom’s basement because definitely he was.
I fucking love this channel already.
You could do a feature-length film on Kek and Trump winning the presidency. What a chaotic time that was.
yaboiTallMan Yes
yaboiTallMan "Kek and Trump"
Trump is literally an avatar of Kek. Let's pretend the dude who controls Elmo is Bob. That's like saying "I love Bob and Elmo individually"
yaboiTallMan MEME WARS THE MOVIE
Bi$harp better than the Orwellian fucks who wanted Hillary
Nigeria xD Trump is the embodiment of Pepe.
I can’t believe it’s not Sprite!
This series of internet vs polls is just the funniest damn thing. Thanks for drawing my attention to it and I love your vids, always a go to too cheer me up, cheers mate
Lesson if the day: Never let 4chan find out you are doing a poll...
Sounds even harder than ending with a good name after a 4chan infested poll...
You cant hide anything from 4chan. You instead just dont need to be meme worthy.
Just a Tiger thing The 6-spiked-hex cult took over 4chan. Sad times indeed.
@@calculuswalulu7560 I think most of the former people in 4chan might have moved to 8chan, it isnt moderated after all. I really miss the HWNDU seasons, specially like seeing how people plan their capture the flag strategies and seeing shia's devastated face after his flag is stolen....
more like "don't start a poll if you know you won't use the answers"
1:38 I could hear you trying not to laugh haha
kinda disappointed that "Gas the Dews" was not on the list
The video that inspired me to start making TH-cam videos. Nobody's going to see this, especially not IH, but, yeah, thanks, my guy. You've helped me an absolute ton and I have immense respect for you! So much respect, in fact, that if I were to sneeze, respect would indeed shoot out my snoz at velocity approaching Doomguy's default run speed... ♥
"moist nugget"
Even /k/ got into the fun
@ً I'm not familiar with /k/ memes but I assume it's the mosin nagant. Popular old Russian rifle. Was also in some Metal Gear games as a tranq sniper rifle, which is what I know it from.
This channel is gold. Keep it up man!
Mom:what are you drinking
Me: Ron's creamy suprise
I couldn't breath went that list of names was going 🤣🤣🤣
feels nice waking up in the morning and having a fresh cold drink of dead puppies
I would of said Isaac Dewton
*have
Dang
@@chocomanger6873 it is would've not have.
@@blinq217 "'ve" is a contraction of "have". In English countries we learn how to write that in the first grade of elementary school. In other words, "'ve" equals "have".
@@chocomanger6873 ye got me there
Imagine some 2nd grader sitting with their friends in lunch or something and asking “Who wants a sip of my gushing granny?”
And a legend was born
love this kind of content, looking forward to more
They lost hard, at least they went with a good name.
"Apple Mountain Dew" *exhales into mic*
"good".
Yeah, ok.
That's classic internet to ruin a poll and then get upset when the company chooses to ignore the poll results
Name the Dews.
But call him a Dew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
No wonder he wrote "Mein Thyrst", one can only take so much of the global dew making your entire country thirsty before going on a Fanta thirst-quenching frenzy.
@@glidershower We must carbonate the Dews.
Wait. i dont remember apple mountain dew ever existing. Did I miss something?
available exclusively at Villa Pizza restaurants.
Ya got Mandela'd!!
"It got svgsjkgvsjkjgksv signatures and died out"
MrStormVision Mien Fuehrer's fap juice
Liquid Swag isnt half bad honestly.
dang this was recommended to me today and i got excited thinking it was new content
These videos recording the misadventures of 4chan just makes me love 4chan now. You gotta admire their passion and drive for trolling in any way they can.
"The Game" goddammit I was going on like 3 months!
@Manama Luckily I saw a cat back in 2014 that made me permanently win the game. Don't have to worry about all these "the game" posts any more!
@@Sky_Guy how?
After doing a 1 minute research about the game i can say that's the strangest shit ever
Fuck. I read that and didn't even realize it meant that game. Having read your comment I have now lost.
@Manama imagine if it get through tho...they would make everyone lose on a daily basis
I really love the fact that the sound volume adjusted near the end of the video.
Mmmm, there's nothing I love more and a cool refreshing drink of Granny Mist!
"What the apple did you just appleing say about me you little apple?..."
God that's funny
i lost it when gushing granny appeared
We need more corporate online polls nowadays
I love how internet historian videos have never changed a bit.
Yes they stoped
Poison would have been a cool name for the drink
Apple-quida was a missed opportunity
"How do you like them APPLES" would've actually been good.
So would have been Gushing Granny.
Mom: what are you drinking
Me: hiv juice
did nobody notice the writer of the comment at the end. Pat Magroin
AWatson65 Who?
puffnisse Pat Ma Groin
"the game" 2 damn weeks until today
>playing The Game in 2019
@@SapunMan playing the game in 2020> because literally everyone is playing the game
@@galaxiegoddess Imagine taking The Game seriously after 40 years.
@@SapunMan ... it's just a game. Lmao it's not that serious. Are you okay?
how do you guys remember when you last lost the game
Polls always go great
“Fapple” and “How do you like them apples?” were the best ones.
I personally pushed for "ur fuct now kid"