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  • @user-vk3uz3ml6t
    @user-vk3uz3ml6t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22360

    4chan's only mistake was underestimating mr worldwide.

    • @Zyrdalf
      @Zyrdalf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Who?

    • @dragatus
      @dragatus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

      @@Zyrdalf The guy who actually went to the Walmart in Alaska.

    • @Zyrdalf
      @Zyrdalf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Thxs, I just didn’t know why he was called mr worldwide. Thanks

    • @krmdagger1126
      @krmdagger1126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean the abbandoned one in juneau?

    • @DaxMarko
      @DaxMarko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Everyone won in that situation. It was pretty wholesome troll that 4chan has done.

  • @carson2823
    @carson2823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25715

    The fact that Pitbull was the only one who emerged victorious out of every other attempt is nothing short of poetic

    • @SWY1356
      @SWY1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2443

      he is called 'mr worldwide' for a reason

    • @Jacob-df5hr
      @Jacob-df5hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

      Just being a good sport about it will get you a ton of goodwill. Taylor should've met Charles, yeah they artificially stuffed the ballot, but he was a legit fan wasn't he? And half of her fuckin catalogue is about not judging people on their looks.

    • @sbstnpofadder
      @sbstnpofadder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      True class act.

    • @fuongbregas
      @fuongbregas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      @@Jacob-df5hr she only meets a guy who can fill her under so that she can break up and write a new song about it :))

    • @phoenixchase9271
      @phoenixchase9271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I mean the school got money from swift and she probably got good PR so I count that as a win

  • @thetaytheist
    @thetaytheist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18874

    Pitbull, to date, is the only celeb who has defeated the internet.

    • @ChristopherErbs
      @ChristopherErbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

      Mr worldwide.

    • @TheShinyFeraligatr
      @TheShinyFeraligatr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

      Him and Mr. Rogers, who beat the internet because they refused to show up.

    • @thetaytheist
      @thetaytheist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@TheShinyFeraligatr how did Rogers do that?

    • @TheShinyFeraligatr
      @TheShinyFeraligatr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      @@thetaytheist Because no one, not even 4chan, fucks with Mr. Rogers.

    • @user-bn8bh1ct3c
      @user-bn8bh1ct3c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Pitbull, to date, is the only celeb who has defeated the internet.

  • @warrenpeace5537
    @warrenpeace5537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3782

    Let's be real here, the only reason the Marketing Team has that one point is because Mr. Worldwide is a pretty _chill_ guy.

    • @dylanwoods5944
      @dylanwoods5944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Thanks alot my family is now all dead from laughing so hard 😢

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @DicklessHipster
    @DicklessHipster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27112

    Props to Pitbull for actually going.

    • @tximistarissole
      @tximistarissole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +922

      . Jason it was really nice of him!

    • @LeUziskull
      @LeUziskull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

      he's mr. worldwide after all

    • @imrcreeper1714
      @imrcreeper1714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      Le Uziskull taking "Mr. Worldwide" to a new level.

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      I mean, he should've, Taylor not going was a bit of a dick move even if it was staged. Who knows, maybe there were some swift fans in that school.

    • @trueblueclue
      @trueblueclue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      He's a pretty chill and classy guy. He's known for participating in charity and his divorce was cleanly settled out of court unlike most celebrity shit shows.

  • @mariokartwii6663
    @mariokartwii6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4720

    Then Nintendo did a poll for the next smash character and everyone voted shrek

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      ...But I want Doomguy :(

    • @Verdugo_Arulaq
      @Verdugo_Arulaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Reminds me how when Bayonetta won that poll they said she was the top choice “in Europe” and I think they said Japan too in that sentence but I don’t remember. Point is they left out the US
      Cause the US had stupid characters (I think the top two were Shrek and Goku) that they didn’t want to give attention to them. Lmao

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Goku was never gonna win
      Cause he’s weak

    • @souakadpadkid6685
      @souakadpadkid6685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@deoxtroy7556 Or Phoenix Wright.

    • @cynicalclusterfuck5605
      @cynicalclusterfuck5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@korhol2065 You're gonna wake to weebs.. What have you done..?

  • @flipkiller8521
    @flipkiller8521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6703

    Props to Pitbull for pulling a Chad move that impressed the Internet for his dedication to fan satisfaction and wholesomeness.

    • @isapu1948
      @isapu1948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      To be fair
      He had it easier than some of the others

    • @MajorZero61
      @MajorZero61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @@isapu1948 I get not sending Bieber to Best Korea, and I get not performing a concert at a school for the deaf, but cancelling the Biggest Fan poll because you designed a shitty website and 4chan trolled it, and then calling Charles Z creepy is pretty petty.

    • @sadmanh0
      @sadmanh0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@MajorZero61 what's the big deal with singing at a deaf school? I'm sure the staff or whatever would've appreciated it.

    • @---xj1il
      @---xj1il 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Deaf people can still feel the sonic vibrations at concerts so its pretty shitty to cancel on them just because they are deaf

    • @ezkiller93
      @ezkiller93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@---xj1il Ikr. They could've also had a guy on the sidelines doing hand gestures to translate the instrument sounds into sign language

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    2:06 "how do we ruin this"
    that is the second most 4chan thing ever right behind "triangulate the bushes"

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      How do we ruin this is more 4chan tbh

    • @thatnikkakris2339
      @thatnikkakris2339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is that😭

    • @brennanvilcheck9469
      @brennanvilcheck9469 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@thatnikkakris2339 probably when they stole Shia lebouf's flag.

  • @Chiefkid20
    @Chiefkid20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    Pitbull was the only celebrity to ever figure out that the best way to deal with and overcome "the hacker named 4chan" is to play along, humor them a little and not allow yourself to get fucking triggered.
    Perhaps he's more deserving of his ironic following than I thought.

    • @petrabanjarnahor229
      @petrabanjarnahor229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Defalt47 Yeah. He's not salty like the other challanger.

    • @moved2bitchute779
      @moved2bitchute779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He just needed the money

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Pitbull is a grown man with friends and family and a successful life. He's coming from a place that younger starlets with money and fame but nothing else can't hope to match.

    • @IanBPPK
      @IanBPPK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Should have done South Korea just for the hell of it.

    • @weiwu1442
      @weiwu1442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he'd probably compromise and have a concert on the dmz

  • @antiimpetus9053
    @antiimpetus9053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    Why tf did they even have north korea there in the first place lmao

    • @matatic
      @matatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      anti impetus, they just put every widely recognized country in the world and slapped it on the polls no matter the political situations or conflict in the countries.

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      I'm guessing they just stole the whole thing off a list of countries,without any background checking

    • @thatguyonthebusthatstaresa7437
      @thatguyonthebusthatstaresa7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Should have done Afghanistan

    • @silentshiba1613
      @silentshiba1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That guy on the bus that stares at ur daughter or Syria

    • @ventu7907
      @ventu7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Should have done Palestine

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    I like how despite most of her songs being about how we shouldn’t judge a book by their cover, Taylor still didn’t want to meet Charles.

    • @UglyNTRBastard
      @UglyNTRBastard ปีที่แล้ว +144

      If you read a lot of the news about her (especially after 2015), its very clear that she is kind of a petty and horrible woman. FFS, she tried to trademark the year 1989. *(UPDATE: or it's clear that they paint her as one. I'm not that invested in her, so I apologize for believing the media about anything. That was my bad. But, my god did her PR team make her look bad with the Charles and the Trademark thing.)*
      Not that I blame you if you dont want to do that....

    • @thetiniestpirate
      @thetiniestpirate ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Would you feel safe going to meet him? I know I wouldn't be game.

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@UglyNTRBastard that's probably more of a producer/record company action (the trademark that is)

    • @UglyNTRBastard
      @UglyNTRBastard ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@delusion5867 well her label sucks then

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@UglyNTRBastard it's what happens when you sell your soul for fame.

  • @danielsime911
    @danielsime911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    New Zealand was gonna change its flag a while ago and they had a website where people could share and upvote their new designs. One of the popular ones was called "laser kiwi". It obviously didn't get put as an option for the referendum but it was famous enough to become a New Zealand meme.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah it was on an episode of last week tonight

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      How have I not heard of this until now.. jesus christ it's glorious

    • @Veldtian1
      @Veldtian1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely tremendous.

    • @AnarchistMetalhead
      @AnarchistMetalhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      there needs to be a petition to make it the actual flag
      when other countries can have leaves or text on their flag, laser kiwi needs to be a thing

    • @LucasRodmo
      @LucasRodmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The finalist flag looked nice, but somehow people in New Zealand voted to keep that ugly ass Australian looking flag.

  • @coal2710
    @coal2710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9397

    So 4chan indirectly donated a school 50,000 dollars with a poll by preventing a stupid concert?
    They are chaotic neutral for sure.

    • @canalkevinjordan
      @canalkevinjordan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

      They didn't know that money was going to be donated, so still chaotic evil

    • @pedrleo
      @pedrleo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      Besides, if they knew she was going to do that, they probably changed their course of action.
      Absolutely chaotic evil.

    • @miickydeath12
      @miickydeath12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@canalkevinjordan
      "Indirectly"

    • @joenuts8312
      @joenuts8312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1000th like lol I'm so fucking special

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Eduardo Smanchez chaos is the ultimate fairness after all

  • @Warbear
    @Warbear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38191

    i dont like him much, but shoutout to pitbull for actually going to alaska

    • @swagduilyesson9169
      @swagduilyesson9169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      music

    • @Cruxador
      @Cruxador 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3200

      Pretty sure the deaf kids would have actually appreciated the T. Swift music as well - "deaf" doesn't necessarily mean "can't get any enjoyment from music". They could've turned into a positive PR stunt and a good opportunity to do something for disabled people, or at the very least to virtue signal a bit. But they decided to take a PR black eye instead.

    • @ginandtoxic3122
      @ginandtoxic3122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

      Mr. Worldwide

    • @AlexReynard
      @AlexReynard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

      People can produce crappy product and be genuinely decent folks. Case in point, Kid Rock.

    • @TheSpidersider
      @TheSpidersider 6 ปีที่แล้ว +984

      There's a reason he's called Mr. Worldwide.

  • @seallio78
    @seallio78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I live in Kodiak. I was with the Kodiak island drummers and we played with him

  • @ShibuNub3305
    @ShibuNub3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Props to Pitbull for single-handedly proving that the internet doesn't _always_ win.

    • @as7river
      @as7river ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think he went one step further. He didn't beat the internet. He just rigged the contest so that everybody would win.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@as7rivermr worldwide

  • @mdriz1353
    @mdriz1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2687

    a wise man once said:
    "4chan had an idea"

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      The best and worst stories start with those four words

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      There is one way to defeat 4chan

    • @sumbuddy4088
      @sumbuddy4088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      4chan is the big boy section of the internet

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@korhol2065 2 ways. Pull a Mr Worldwide and 1-up 4chan or make their goal unattainable by sheer unwilling to leave their caves. Like the quarantine atm

    • @priyanshugoel3030
      @priyanshugoel3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then there was light no more.

  • @gabrielvanderschmidt2301
    @gabrielvanderschmidt2301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5517

    "Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance"...
    I want it to be true.

    • @user-kt3qs9ki8p
      @user-kt3qs9ki8p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      if 4chan had enough time I'm sure they'd build such school and then voted for it. And yes, it would've won.

    • @w.m.d.9473
      @w.m.d.9473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ananteshesha5788 lol

    • @Tronathon242
      @Tronathon242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bruce Lee Elementary was my favorite.

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Considering what was obviously the reason the school's name was being changed in the first place, that would've been hilariously ironic.

  • @johsmith2481
    @johsmith2481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "School for the deaf." I'm fucking dying.

    • @AbsentMinded619
      @AbsentMinded619 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She really should have gone, it would be a win for everyone involved

    • @sethisevilone02
      @sethisevilone02 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AbsentMinded619 eh the check was better

  • @theamazingguy150
    @theamazingguy150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    I feel sorry for Charlez. Media just called him a creep for no reason.

    • @Bri-lk7re
      @Bri-lk7re 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then he became a fucking creep lmao

    • @hoppa_2184
      @hoppa_2184 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Agreed. Quite shameful actions of these journalists. He did listen to her music because of the "don't judge a book by its cover" kinda thing the music has going for it, but they judged him by his cover. Don't think the cutout is bad either: Just some dude trying to have a bit of fun in his life.

  • @LOKSTED
    @LOKSTED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    It's 2024, and the United States Government has a brilliant idea.

    • @bruhbruh7935
      @bruhbruh7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Let's vote what countries we will be invade!!

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bruhbruh7935 Do you want to give Trump a reason to label 4chan as full blown terrorist like Antifa?

    • @megumin9173
      @megumin9173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      No Name Passerby A Pretty sure 4chan would help Trump in someway, now if Hillary had won the election...

    • @jack-ln9nu
      @jack-ln9nu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well /pol/ already got trump elected in 2016

    • @CaseNumber00
      @CaseNumber00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      2024? Look to 2020.

  • @Slash27015
    @Slash27015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    Rick Ashley was voted to play at a local danish concert and I was on security duty while 30k people were rick rolled live.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Doesnt seem so local if 30k people are there🤣🤣

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@iare19 It's always the locals says 4chan. I call bullshit especially with the Minneapolis riots.

    • @dogman5791
      @dogman5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nonamepasserbya6658 check when it was posted

    • @anakinskywalker1631
      @anakinskywalker1631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s rick astly

    • @dangjace7210
      @dangjace7210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anakin Skywalker you have good taste for some who hates sand

  • @Pringlebox
    @Pringlebox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I live in Alaska, I remember him going to Kodiak was a big deal even though we get big artists at our state fair all the time but for one to go to a remote place like Kodiak was pretty cool of him

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mr Worldwide :) dislike his music, but he seems like a solid dude

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    I dated a deaf girl years ago. She did indeed have a favorite music group. Tribe Called Quest. She loved their beats. Its a shame Taylor Swift assumed that hearing impaired people are ineligible to enjoy a concert. She could've got someone to sign her lyrics

    • @Ethan-tn4jc
      @Ethan-tn4jc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Should've just watched Mr. Holland's Opus smh

    • @mahaliarose-larkin6414
      @mahaliarose-larkin6414 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Dude that’s what I was thinking. I am friends with deaf sisters. They fucking love music especially when it’s live.

    • @lastfirst5863
      @lastfirst5863 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I imagine if it’s loud enough you could feel the music, and being deaf they don’t even need to worry about hearing loss.

    • @exotic1405
      @exotic1405 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@lastfirst5863 thats exactly it

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15270

    I work in rural Alaska and have a friend who works in Kodiak- the Pitbull concert is still talked about and a big deal, and many of the families in town have pictures with him up on their walls. It's not as "rural Alaska" as most would think- I mean, I look at them as a metropolis for having a Walmart- but it's definitely the kid of place where a Pitbull visit would be the talk of the town for years and years.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

      Mr. Worldwide :)

    • @andracatheduckking257
      @andracatheduckking257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

      that honestly makes me so happy

    • @CaseNumber00
      @CaseNumber00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      >Their lives so devoid of meaning
      >Pitbull was the greatest thing to happen to the city

    • @alexanderguerrero9786
      @alexanderguerrero9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

      @@CaseNumber00 You didn't have to be mean.

    • @egregius9314
      @egregius9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I guess the only cool thing Pitbull has ever done?

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6019

    "We'll go to the safest place in the whole world....An American School."
    I laughed so hard I snorted out my coffee.

    • @signer0001
      @signer0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Yeah, no. But hey if you comparing SCHOOL and SUBWAY in terms of safety then something is reeeeeeally wrong with school

    • @dswanny
      @dswanny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      It’s not that bad, bullet proof vests are getting much cheaper nowadays

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dayton Swanson OH YES LETS MAKE EVERY KID IN SCHOOL WEAR A BULLET PROOF VEST

    • @dswanny
      @dswanny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      EmblemBlade9 yeah fer sher

    • @hyrumcannon3789
      @hyrumcannon3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If subways are too dangerous, how about this; the school is safter than the street you drove on to get to it.

  • @bruhmoment6275
    @bruhmoment6275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I like how he says “don’t mess with the internet using polls”
    It’s literally just /b/

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah manipulating polls is something anyone on the internet can do.
      Have you heard of those Big Brother shows? The ones where a bunch of people are put in a house and people watch them live for some reason?
      Well, last year's edition in Brazil ended with the penultimate contestant to be eliminated getting 99.8% of the votes. Then the next one was eliminated with 99.9% of the vote
      Some dumb NB artist won but at least they killed everyone's joy

    • @as7river
      @as7river ปีที่แล้ว

      Similarly to how back during WW2 people thought we shouldn't mess with Germany, when in reality it was just the Nazis causing trouble.

    • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
      @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 ปีที่แล้ว

      *unless you're Pitbull

  • @natesturm448
    @natesturm448 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I got to speak with Pit Bull in Hawaii when I was in the Army (met a lot of celebs there actually). He was extremely nice, well spoken, all for positive vibes, and just a really neato guy to speak with.

  • @CortezaDeAbedul
    @CortezaDeAbedul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5059

    There was a local poll in a mexican city recently to name a Turtle. It was named Polnareff. Yes, the internet won once again.

    • @strikemanpop
      @strikemanpop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      THE MÉXICO'S CITY CHAPULTEPEC ZOO YEAH!!!

    • @xPlumQuatschx
      @xPlumQuatschx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      That's fucking incredible. Sometimes you just gotta love the Internet.

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      Now the zoo is a Jojos reference

    • @Matt-fh4bk
      @Matt-fh4bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @GatoEpico
      @GatoEpico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Holy shit , that's so awesome.

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12474

    "How do we ruin this?" Anon is true chaotic evil, and when pointed at a worthy target, the greatest things happen.

    • @MatheusHenrique-od8di
      @MatheusHenrique-od8di 6 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Nerd City /b/ is chaotic neutral,/pol/ is evil

    • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
      @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Matheus Henrique I'd say more towards chaotic neutral rather than just straight up malevolent.

    • @MatheusHenrique-od8di
      @MatheusHenrique-od8di 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Generic white kid the second nah,pol is at best neutral evil

    • @Sonamyfan875
      @Sonamyfan875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doesn't that include you though?

    • @ashnbryan1
      @ashnbryan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Matheus Henrique Well it’s not a poll without the pol

  • @appledinger1121
    @appledinger1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I feel bad for Charles Z. He didn't get to meet his idol and then people started calling him "Creepy".

    • @NotSure109
      @NotSure109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anti-straight-male bigotry.

  • @androrobuiques9497
    @androrobuiques9497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I'm glad the internet won, but I'm even more happy that the one point they lost to was to pitbull.

  • @Wasserkaktus
    @Wasserkaktus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4771

    I love the mindfuck he went into about how "Kodak" translated to "Kodiak", rather than just showing how simply obvious the word "Kodak" sounds similar to "Kodiak".

    • @ryanfreedman6348
      @ryanfreedman6348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      George feel like they just picked the most remote Walmart, not by name or anything

    • @averyeml
      @averyeml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      They picked it for being the most remote, but the Kodak/Kodiak thing was probably a lyric switch I fully expect Pitbull did during the concert.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's the joke

    • @apocalypticbean
      @apocalypticbean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @KevinEontrainer381
      @KevinEontrainer381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I instantly thought of Alaska because its the coldest and remote place in America

  • @neoxenoz3262
    @neoxenoz3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6255

    It was actually sad to see that the media labeled Charles z as 'creepy'

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

      It's easy to do that if you don't fit any label under the category of "Aesthetically Pleasant"

    • @nateriver4951
      @nateriver4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Considering how he got in 1st place, that's pretty damn creepy.

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@nateriver4951 Exactly. Even without the looks the whole thing smells like Bill Cosby

    • @arik_dev
      @arik_dev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

      Dude had a cardboard cut out of Taylor Swift, I'm gonna give them this one

    • @329link
      @329link 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@nateriver4951 pretty sure charles had nothing to do with the rigging.

  • @ExplodingJellyfish
    @ExplodingJellyfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    4chan is the definition of "We're going to shit on your parade because we can"

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then Pitbull vomits all over them, pisses in their mouths, and still rocks the party.

  • @ch4rmy
    @ch4rmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "so the poll opens... and so do the threads"
    Of fucking course

  • @julianjohnson9728
    @julianjohnson9728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8442

    I am from kodiak alaska and remember when he went to kodiak it was hilarious and AMAZING!!!! He gave us free sunglasses n shit

    • @LPSD4829
      @LPSD4829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      Do you even need sunglasses in alaska? :D

    • @memecake9890
      @memecake9890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Bruh do y’all have polar bears

    • @skulduggerypleasant9008
      @skulduggerypleasant9008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      It's true, I was the sunglasses

    • @grimgracious
      @grimgracious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @Mr. Villain Yep, same reason why figure skaters can br pretty blind while on the ice. The light reflects off the snow and ice.

    • @casualpro4772
      @casualpro4772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@LPSD4829 Dude light reflecting off the snow is literally the reason why asians evolved with these eyes.

  • @noahkrajisnik9604
    @noahkrajisnik9604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Polls closed.

  • @NastyMagic
    @NastyMagic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Respect to pitbull for beating 4chan, thats something he can be proud of.

  • @fiishbol2060
    @fiishbol2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i recently moved to alaska and yes, pitbull’s visit is still takes about. multiple of my friends families flew to kodiak for the show
    by far the best thing that’s ever happened to alaska

  • @justordinary82
    @justordinary82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    The phrase ‘their marketing team had a brilliant idea’ can cause the decay of the space time continuum.

    • @dreska255
      @dreska255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      _Do not ever say that again._ half of my city just gone alre

    • @acuppajoe4414
      @acuppajoe4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      STOP MY ENTIRE TOWN IS GONE JESUS!

    • @brentdadula7986
      @brentdadula7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wtf HAHAHAHAHAHAHA im crying

    • @szwagier50
      @szwagier50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dreska255 their marketing team had a brilliant idea
      now what

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@szwagier50 Fuck there's a communist revolution going on...

  • @kertchu
    @kertchu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    There was a town in Estonia that did a poll and now they have a weed flag

    • @tatjanatjulkina6088
      @tatjanatjulkina6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      which town is it?

    • @tatjanatjulkina6088
      @tatjanatjulkina6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      which town was it?

    • @enginetic57
      @enginetic57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Tatjana Tjulkina Google exists my dude. Also it was Kanepi.

    • @tatjanatjulkina6088
      @tatjanatjulkina6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@enginetic57 cheers

    • @zames944
      @zames944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      It has to be 4chan too, since 15k votes in 5k population city. :D

  • @MrRockmusicjunkie
    @MrRockmusicjunkie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pitbull just saying fuck it and having a great time in BFE Alaska is legendary

  • @nicholasschrader7179
    @nicholasschrader7179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "We'll send you anywhere"
    The map of Azeroth killed me.

  • @AdventurerOfOblivion
    @AdventurerOfOblivion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    The part w/ Pitbull was actually pretty cool. Not what was meant to happen, but I'll take it.

    • @ThePointlessBox_
      @ThePointlessBox_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Dont like his music, but pitbull is based as fuck

    • @LuminousIris
      @LuminousIris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, he's a respectful figure even though I don't like his music.

  • @Dr0dd
    @Dr0dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2766

    He forgot about that one time when the couple let the internet vote in a poll on whether they should abort their child or not and 4chan couldn't decide which decision was better: Aborting or letting the child grow up and know that it's parents let it be decided on by the internet

    • @RdTrler
      @RdTrler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      I think that was the couple trying to slap 4chan with a 'gotcha.'
      So instead of taking the bait they just skipped it.

    • @jkahgdkjhafgsd
      @jkahgdkjhafgsd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@RdTrler The Hivemind is smarter than one would think

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Mark hamill tried to force his son and girlfriend to abort their baby
      Imagine growing up and when you're old enough to use the internet you find out your grandparents tried to have you murdered before you were even born

    • @techy804
      @techy804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      ​@@tylerlackey1175 >Mark hamill tried to force his son and girlfriend to abort their baby
      Just like the simulations

    • @emmautterback3927
      @emmautterback3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Hope this doesn't start an argument but I noticed something. I'm not trying to be political but:
      4chan is mostly conservative/alt-right, so by extension most of them would be pro-life.
      Most would likely consider abortion to be murder.
      This is not meant to start a political argument, but that is how 4chan would see things based on their political alignment. Most people on TH-cam are a different political alignment. No comment on my political alignment.
      BUT
      From 4chan's perspective they tried to commit murder
      And they...couldn't decide if they wanted to kill someone or not...
      THEY COULDN'T FUCKING DECIDE

  • @dozerothings485
    @dozerothings485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    oh my god the fact that they were close to sending a pop star to a school for the deaf is hilarious I've never laughed that hard in years lmao

  • @banjomoevies
    @banjomoevies 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It was cute of 4chan to think they were going to bother mr. worldwide by sending him anywhere on this planet.

  • @angeljaime8548
    @angeljaime8548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3589

    North Korea is still too sane, they should’ve voted for Somalia.

    • @funnychimp7738
      @funnychimp7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Ethiopia

    • @falaflani4831
      @falaflani4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@funnychimp7738 Ethiopia is great and the ladies are fine as wine

    • @threadworm437
      @threadworm437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      @@falaflani4831 but they're black

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Syria

    • @Sivrn-Val
      @Sivrn-Val 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sudan is worse

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6396

    Taylor should've gone to the school for the deaf and just pumped the bass/volume so they could *feel* the music.
    Also deafness is relative, so some could be able to kinda hear.
    edit: the replies have suggested using balloons to feel the music & similar stuff
    maybe somebody at the school was a fan then went 100% deaf; bet they'd still like to *see* a concert.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Why torture them like that?

    • @shikkithefirst5393
      @shikkithefirst5393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Also there're asl interpreters for music, look em up, they do really nice stuff

    • @SpacePotato237
      @SpacePotato237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      That is actually what deaf people do. Just because they can't hear doesn't mean their brains are incapable of enjoying music; it's the pattern that our brains find pleasing. When deaf people have a house party, they play the music loud enough to feel the vibrations.
      Source: 10% of students at my school are deaf.

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      She should've at least shown up, the fucking asshat. Would've made their day. Ah, but I bet she fights for some random rights and is an activist, and donates to charities and all that shit. Showing up to a school to make some kids' day? Nope.

    • @adamhudec1491
      @adamhudec1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Sing in morse

  • @theShadeslayer
    @theShadeslayer ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Props to pitbull for actually keeping his word.

  • @d-boi9785
    @d-boi9785 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Bank of patriarchy”

  • @kimjongun3410
    @kimjongun3410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    Justin please come back.

    • @oxeyenld
      @oxeyenld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ah my good friend. How you doing

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😔

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Kim we wouldve sent Justin over to your house but Justin said Dennis Rodman wouldve ruined his "swagger".

    • @jberrethful
      @jberrethful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t tell bowser, but honestly, your better than bowser.

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, *don't*

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    "anywhere...within the country"
    me: they're gonna send him to Alaska, aren't they?

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      also, massive respect for actually following through on the poll.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@alecchristiaen4856 Mr. Worldwide :)

    • @Mavo936
      @Mavo936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was hoping for Guam...

    • @MintyLime703
      @MintyLime703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mavo936 me too

    • @MGTZreal
      @MGTZreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mavo936 us virgin islands

  • @Ikrr_
    @Ikrr_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    where there’s a poll, there’s a goal

  • @lazerpk3372
    @lazerpk3372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I love democracy” -sheev palpatine

  • @caseyhermansen3699
    @caseyhermansen3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2480

    When the University of North Dakota ditched "fighting sioux" for "fighting hawks" they had a mascot naming contest. Mike lead most of it before being removed. Mike hawk

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I litterally cant stop laughing

    • @mouadchaiabi
      @mouadchaiabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh I am dying over here 😭

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What's wrong with Mike? Seems like a normal name to me.

    • @lamesange4369
      @lamesange4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@neo-didact9285 It's because it's pronounced the same as "My" plus another friendly term for rooster.

    • @jorge8596
      @jorge8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Was Tony hawk in second place?

  • @TheIbney00
    @TheIbney00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3631

    “2016. The United States federal government has a original idea.”

    • @753238
      @753238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      and they are blaming the Russians... NOT 4CHAN... wait
      FOUR CHAN
      four CHAn
      C I-I A
      CIA
      4CHAN is CIA all along FUCK!!!

    • @Minskara
      @Minskara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@753238 Considering the shit they pull off when they are motivated, they are better than CIA. They can find anything

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao. That's genius.

    • @zakariaali8864
      @zakariaali8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Minskara Like HWNDU

    • @ikedew8264
      @ikedew8264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Flying Taco even my dad?

  • @metrozeegle4985
    @metrozeegle4985 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I could’ve swear this video used to be longer…

  • @Brandon-tk2rw
    @Brandon-tk2rw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just found this channel. Holy F these videos are well made. The narrator voice couldn't be more perfect. And I cant imagine how long it takes to compile and edit the clips.

  • @EC-qk2se
    @EC-qk2se 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    "Any Pole's a goal"
    ~Germany 1939

  • @ManateInFaccia
    @ManateInFaccia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    This video reminded me of a poll made to give a name to a new bridge built in Bari, South Italy
    They trashed the result, but in our hearts its true name will always be "Harambe bridge"

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Harambridge

    • @pietrovilla15
      @pietrovilla15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cazzo è vero 🤣

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dicks out, lads

    • @thomasangeri96
      @thomasangeri96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      L'avevo completamente rimosso, grazie anatrone

    • @stevecooper6578
      @stevecooper6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That one isn't even that bad
      Dicks out indeed lads

  • @milkesky8203
    @milkesky8203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I swear no one has mentioned how he refers to Justin Bieber as a her, fucking brilliant

  • @shuckid8290
    @shuckid8290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The worst online poll yet was the 2020 election

    • @varogoth
      @varogoth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @cesarmadero05
    @cesarmadero05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Pitbull, nothing but respect for Mr. WORLDWIDE

    • @LeTRafRunner
      @LeTRafRunner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      César Madero *usawide

    • @colonelmustard7718
      @colonelmustard7718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How can he be Mr Worldwide if he never went to North Korea?

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Colonel Mustard in all fairness he heard Bieber was putting on a concert there and decided to stay away...

    • @firexgodx980
      @firexgodx980 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a weird way to spell MISTAH WORLWHY

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya tu saes

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    For the Taylor Swift and school poll, honestly that deaf school won. They got a shiton of money and didn’t have to worry about Taylor’s security costs, accommodations, etc.

    • @TheHamsterMaster
      @TheHamsterMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or her shitty music

    • @renjithjoseph7135
      @renjithjoseph7135 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Or her music lmao

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@renjithjoseph7135 Fairly sure they didn't have to worry too much about listening to her music

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@renjithjoseph7135 based

  • @pilcrow1546
    @pilcrow1546 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    In 2011 the University of York put up a poll to name their new quiet study room.
    The overwhelming winner was of course "The Brian Blessed Centre For Quiet Study".

  • @ethanwilliams4352
    @ethanwilliams4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that at 2:11 he was listening to "A Jordan Peterson Lofi Hip Hop Mix"??

  • @ileolai
    @ileolai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3372

    reminds me of the time a hard rock / heavy metal radio station in my country did a countdown of the 1000 most popular metal songs of all time. 1000 songs, weeks of anticipation. a bunch of heavy metal fans sat through 1000 songs to hear what the greatest metal song of all time was, and the #1 song was announced.... Kiss, by Prince. They went apeshit. The radio DJs had to formally apologize. They had no idea the online poll had been manipulated until the last minute.
    And this was in the days before bots, btw. Someone very determined had to sit there and manually vote for Kiss by Prince, hundreds of thousands of times, to beat out 1000 other songs and piss off a bunch of metalheads.
    It was glorious. I was ten at the time, and it was at that tender age I learned the fine art of trolling.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Not a huge fan of either metal or Prince, but I'm now imagining a metal remix of Kiss and ngl, it's pretty awesome.

    • @wakerobin9215
      @wakerobin9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What a great story

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      999 songs building anticipation just to culminate in Kiss.

    • @parasaur2
      @parasaur2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Maybe everybody thought it was a song called “Prince” by Kiss

    • @AnarchistMetalhead
      @AnarchistMetalhead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@parasaur2 i"d seriously doubt any Kiss song could make it to the top of a list voted on by metal fans

  • @PunishedCreepswork4
    @PunishedCreepswork4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5094

    say what you will, but mr worldwide going to alaska, gotta give him credit....and take a kodak of him.

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Punished Creepswork the fact he is known because of the meme is more funny then the video itself

    • @chuckgreenofgreendrywallso2475
      @chuckgreenofgreendrywallso2475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Better yet, go to Kodak and take a picture of me with a Kodak

    • @JodyBruchon
      @JodyBruchon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Alaska is a pretty awesome place to get away from it all, so I can't blame him one bit for going there.

    • @qwertyzxcvbn6929
      @qwertyzxcvbn6929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      he played it like a champ (and scored a PR win because of it)

    • @huelads740
      @huelads740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Mr. Worldwide keeps cool no matter where he be

  • @Stop_arguing_with_strangers
    @Stop_arguing_with_strangers ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There were so many worse Walmarts they coulda picked😭😭 like multiple Walmarts in one city that I would never walk in

  • @mikecastle4507
    @mikecastle4507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always come back to this video because the Pitbull story is just so compelling to me for some reason.

  • @user-ql2nu8uy8o
    @user-ql2nu8uy8o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    North Korea was waiting with *open arms*

    • @spookster3384
      @spookster3384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (Reads script again)"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh nuclear arms... Much better""

    • @motharchenemy8549
      @motharchenemy8549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why do you think North Korea blasts propaganda at their border anyway?

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5300

    _Wow i cant believe you got Philip De Franco on your video._

    • @inallcaps1715
      @inallcaps1715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fucking pussies

    • @elijahmartin5291
      @elijahmartin5291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      DammitSinged I used to love Phil but the last 6 months he started to get really bad and 60% of the things he covered started to be just drama shit youd read on tmz.
      Couldn't take it seriously after 2 weeks in a row of covering the same things.

    • @Maxxplayne
      @Maxxplayne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Philly D is z best

    • @E_blanknamehere
      @E_blanknamehere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      when De Franco cums he calls it "getting Philled in"

    • @thanosunreal5848
      @thanosunreal5848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IN ALL CAPS you fucking singed main i see you everywhere

  • @robertguildford4793
    @robertguildford4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rarely do I stumble upon a chanel where the next video is always welcome, thank you for being one of those chanels

  • @kristemmerman921
    @kristemmerman921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You made my saturday ! love your videos !

  • @Nathankinamorh
    @Nathankinamorh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Gotta respect Pitbull for going to Alaska. Solid dude.

    • @Devin-oh7gr
      @Devin-oh7gr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nathan Hromanik i dont like his music but damn much respect for the follow through and having some fun with it

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, Pitbulls get a bad reputation for being mean, but once you get to know one, they're such sweet dogs.

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real talk.

    • @Darkfreed0m
      @Darkfreed0m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's Mr.Worldwide afterall

    • @facetiousbadger
      @facetiousbadger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MegaManXPoweredUp Good (or bad?) thing Denver didn't win.

  • @freemanskush7910
    @freemanskush7910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    Finally another internet historian video to watch a thousand times while waiting for the next one...

    • @leandrochenque
      @leandrochenque 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      After he exposed political corruption on the "Balloon Boy" case, i was worried for the Historian safety.

    • @omba1337
      @omba1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      freeman's kush u

    • @dsadsa4336
      @dsadsa4336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      quality over quantity

    • @BrenMcCloud
      @BrenMcCloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Internet historian is Jontron confirmed

  • @leandroxbl1
    @leandroxbl1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this video with all my heart
    Everything is perfect, from the background music to the 4chan shenanigans

  • @bangkokmonologue4331
    @bangkokmonologue4331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your channel is a gem. Please make more videos

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6802

    This is one of the rare channels I drop what I'm doing and watch new videos on

    • @DonutfullAwesomeness
      @DonutfullAwesomeness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Same, except this time I was taking a dump. Perfect timing.

    • @stephrat
      @stephrat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HOLY MOLY MICK FUCK

    • @nowiecoche
      @nowiecoche 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even at 3am, I dropped everything and watched this.

    • @anglosaxiphone8246
      @anglosaxiphone8246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Donut, why didn't the trolls taze the polls in the leg?

    • @uncletom4586
      @uncletom4586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Donut Operator yo wtf i just came from your officer savage vid

  • @Amcor09
    @Amcor09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    It was actually quite nice that Pitbull went there and had a reasonably good time.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It helps that Kodiak is scenery porn.

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As good a time as one can have in alaska

  • @charlesh4333
    @charlesh4333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Walmart was probably like, “that’s such a crazy idea it just may work”.

  • @vollied4865
    @vollied4865 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a retired troll I remember helping with a couple of these ah what good times.

  • @nipcoyote1140
    @nipcoyote1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    2019 Bonus:
    Gun Manufacturer Hi-Point held a poll to name their next pistol and "Yeet Cannon" won by a long shot. Hi-Point refused to name it that, which resulted in a ton of memes and protesting and even other gun companies throwing shade at them.
    They caved and you can buy a "Yeet Cannon" now.

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Imagine COD eventually adding that and everyone thought it's a random dumb joke instead of an actual official name of that gun.

    • @Ariana321
      @Ariana321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Rich Kendall The .45s don't give a damn about barrel obstructions either... unless you literally weld it shut, or thread the inside of the barrel and screw a bolt down into it.

    • @neopup1776
      @neopup1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was there for that legendary experience

    • @TheTeremaster
      @TheTeremaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm pretty sure HK even tweeted at them basically saying "just give it the damn name, this won't stop until you do"

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      EmperorFaiz The military tends to change the name of guns when they adopt them, so best case scenario would probably be the “HP-G1 AKA “Yeet Cannon” or something like that.

  • @clamstain
    @clamstain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    i can't believe people have the gall to trash pitbull's music, i mean, the lyrical genius it takes to rhyme "Kodak" with "Kodak"

    • @saucysardine4581
      @saucysardine4581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@finnishguy4002 you just r/woooshed yourself

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@saucysardine4581 don't use subreddits outside of reddit. and its woosh with 4 o's.
      only acceptable one is r/ihavereddit.

    • @saucysardine4581
      @saucysardine4581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@veziusthethird Tell that to the guy above me

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@finnishguy4002 don't use subreddits outside of reddit. and its woosh with 4 o's.
      only acceptable one is r/ihavereddit.
      Edit: no one is acceptable.

    • @FranciscoFJM
      @FranciscoFJM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@veziusthethird r/GateKeeping

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:31
    "But look. At least a valuable lesson was learned about online polls. And this was the FIRST and LAST mistake ever made with them."
    *not even a quarter of the video is done yet*

  • @devinvalencia7836
    @devinvalencia7836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe I never noticed that Jordan Peterson Lofi hip hop mix, incredible

  • @sonotthere
    @sonotthere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    What is this, a crossover episode?

    • @cesarmadero05
      @cesarmadero05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      doing things, making stuff one day ago? What the fuck?

    • @tonquint3
      @tonquint3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      César Madero G L I T C H I N T H E M A T R I X

    • @insanerdnk1478
      @insanerdnk1478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a wizard

    • @GrantedBunion
      @GrantedBunion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who's that dog? It's Mr.Peanutbutter! Knick-knack, patty wack, give a dog a bone!

    • @zxr9291
      @zxr9291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      carb har harb car Why?

  • @epicparade1
    @epicparade1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    That's kinda nice to hear that Wal-Mart just went along with it and everyone ended up getting good publicity as a result.

    • @UglyNTRBastard
      @UglyNTRBastard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Both walmart and pitbull really needed the good PR with walmart being the trailer trash Target and Pitbull....rhyming Kodak with fucking Kodak and just in general being kind of a transparent shill.

  • @jewcyk8268
    @jewcyk8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your channel and voice make me sleep better at night. Capture the flag ft. Shia will always be my favorite

  • @poluqxxtroy4780
    @poluqxxtroy4780 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ahah nice video especially when you say "let's do another poll", i love the vibe of the video.

  • @kaminarikatuhstrofik9534
    @kaminarikatuhstrofik9534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Shoutout in 2019 to Hipoint for actually naming their new 9mm pistol the YEET-CANNON after the online poll. The internet is a beautiful place.

    • @kentuckybruce6816
      @kentuckybruce6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Apparently people are messing with the Minecraft piglin beast naming poll

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kentuckybruce6816 lmfao

    • @thundermill7109
      @thundermill7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip top comment snatch

    • @superass113
      @superass113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They trashed the original poll where yeet cannon was over double 2nd place. There was so much backlash from the gun community they eventually held another poll with yc9 vs one other name and the 2nd name got like 50 votes total lmao.

  • @Frawl203
    @Frawl203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    I never understood why they cancelled these polls from the trolling instead of just declaring the 2nd place as the winner because it’s the first “real” participant

    • @shianeruu4359
      @shianeruu4359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      That would demonstrate what a corrupt authoritarian government would do
      And no liberal person wants to do that
      And to be fair, they won fair and square

    • @pepebeezon772
      @pepebeezon772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Take a look at dub the dew, the first 10 are unusable, usually they don't do one single raid

    • @ppchan9516
      @ppchan9516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      I mean... I think justin didn't want to go isreal either

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@ppchan9516 I mean, can we blame him?

    • @CallMeRabbitzUSVI
      @CallMeRabbitzUSVI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shianeruu4359 lol wut? I don't think the marketing firms care because it wasn't fair since most if them used bots to up the vote, which aren't legitimate entries I might add

  • @TheBuilder06
    @TheBuilder06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is so good in so many ways

  • @schiz0phren1c
    @schiz0phren1c 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I may have commented on this vid already(my memory is getting as clogged up as IH's Vape),
    but it's great to see Jonathon Pie clips in this awesome vid.

  • @timothytt547
    @timothytt547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1457

    lmao, I literally spat out the chip I was eating when the reveal for the deaf school came.

    • @shadowranger937
      @shadowranger937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I actually heard the name of the school before this video so I spat my shit out when I heard horace mann school

    • @_james5850
      @_james5850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fuck you too then :'(

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deaf people actually have concerts, they feel the rythmic vibrations. Just FYI.

    • @daddylonglegs3698
      @daddylonglegs3698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      timothytt547 I thought it was going to be colobine

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I figuratively spit my food out.

  • @alexxcold
    @alexxcold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    This is why 4chan is actually a glorious website. You can't win against a hivemind of lifeless neckbeards.
    I love everything about this.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      4chan is the realest place there is because everyone can express that which other places would shun.
      And their nature is scary but beautiful

    • @hackerhacker-ms2wy
      @hackerhacker-ms2wy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lets do a poll of the 1 character of the new iphone how could that go wrong iphone ▇ iphone ꧁

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MantisYT: it’s literally just one dude with a botnet tho that actually matteres

    • @SporianSummit
      @SporianSummit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sadly, it has changed for the worse thanks to reddit.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean id argue that pitbull won against 4chan.

  • @rhythm-peko9408
    @rhythm-peko9408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I feel like the simple solution would just be to use the second/third place winners if the first place winner isn't suitable lmao

    • @MVAS-mp9oo
      @MVAS-mp9oo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that would inflict heavier PR Damage because on top of evading responsibility, it shows that the organizer has abolished all of it's integrity by choosing the second/third place winner instead of the first place winner in the first place (pun unintended).

  • @RockSolitude
    @RockSolitude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "We'll go to the safest place in the _whole world..._
    An American school..."
    I lol'd