You’re a clever man, no doubt. They don’t stand a chance. Everybody agrees, you’re one of the best, I’ve never been able to watch any of yours without guffawing with laughter. You do it well - humble, humorous but assertive. Please don’t change, that’s why we admire you.
Great the way pacify them from the off, throws them into shear panic. Most audits now have strayed from what it started out to be but focus is by far and wide still on the ball. Hurry up with the next one
@@judithmatthews8460 They are proving a point, whether it's for money or not. Police see these vids, but they don't really act on them. Strange that. I personally feel they want to be the ONE that takes down an Auditor? Very few do. Certainly not FP.
Focus pocus is brilliant. He disarms them with impeccable manners and before they can recover he bamboozles them with wit and humour, and just when they think they've got his card marked he unleashes his excellent knowledge of law and regulations to finish them totally. He does good audits with surgical precision. I watch a lot of different auditors and there are some awful ones, some good ones and some very good ones, and then, far ahead of them all is focus pocus in a whole league of his own.
As the founder of modern democratic policing, Sir Robert Peel said, " The police are the public and the public are the police. Consent comes from the knowledge that your police officers are impartial and accountable for their actions."
Around the same time Dr Johnson said - “when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.” I guess times really do change, and usually for the worse.
The wit & sarcasm combined with your tone is second to none and leaves them pacified even when they want to be hostile. Brilliant style without being confrontational unless provoked which is ever better as you go into a whole other league. Love watching your hobby.
As somebody who appreciates spoken language and the powers it has, Focus is a genius with language. I haven't heard of his history on the subject other than in auditing though.
Settle down that’s Jeff gray of course. Focus is a top tier auditor but he simply isn’t The Godfather. Maybe goat is what you meant. Super bold statement missing several names for example : BAT.
A tell you what focus your by far the best out there mate absolutely miles and miles ahead of the rest keep up the brilliant work mate proper proper spot on
Your "What's your hobby?" leading him into "Oh is this your hobby?" and your awesome deadpan "No." all around 29.20 is the sort of thing that kills me. Simple, but brilliant. And the very end is just beautiful. 🤣
It is painful to watch, but also hilarious Sir, the way you play them. The intercom for small people (no offence intended to any short people) plus the 10 year old thumbnail photo. Wonderful. Your wit and intellect puts you at the very top of the auditing game, long may it continue. Wish you would post more often.
😂 Dumbo and Fuckpiece were the perfect stooges, I was waiting for their eyes to glaze over and mouths to open...the wit was coming at them so fast it was like showing a dog the latest card trick. You sir are streets ahead in this game.
As a disabled guy I really appreciate you highlighting the non disabled parked in that spot. Please do more vids because you really are the OG of the audit game.
27:05 Nice touch to ask them if they feel important looking for dangerous photographers. I doubt they do this kind of approach with a car thief who nips in, breaks a window, and disappears before they've managed to put down their doughnut. It's only because you made a point of sauntering around slowly that they managed to "catch" you.
I Love your sarcastic banter and the way you deal with situations just tickles me. I just wish there were more videos of yours to watch. Even when you wing it, the quick thinking gets you out of trouble. More Please 🙏😄
"Where's the nearest Costa" as if they don't know. That's just fishing. They want to know where you went so they can check CCTV or ask the staff what vehicle you came in to find out your name if they have to.
Like a favourite movie, I watch Focus Pocus videos again and again. Sad perhaps but, he is by far, the best auditor out there. Intelligent, perceptive and always calm and polite. Wonderful!
Love the way your two steps ahead of them and can smell when they are trying to ask questions to get more info other people would answer but you realised what they are upto :) kudos mate
Genius like always. The question is who had the liberties to put up the “No walk on grass” sign in the middle of the grass… my guess is someone very authoritarian 😄 your personality, add your command of the language, add a bit sarcasm and we are here for a recipe to make Gordon Ramsey or even Jeremy Clarkson jealous. Top job.
You were the first auditing type video I ever came across. Still my favorite alongside kollee but I appreciate your different style. I'm from near Chester and your accents familiar, been living in the US 10 years.
Filming a member of the public in secret by the Police is a crime. Such an act must be based on a court order.That’s why their “policy” states they shall make the public aware. The Police in breach of human rights is so common no one seems to react anymore. It’s sad. Thank you for a good video!
I am so sad that the female officer so despises the public that she prefers not to ID properly without being additionally prompted. Unless her reluctance to proudly state her number as per policy means something else?
The sense of humour and quick witted personality is unrivalled
Agreed 👍
Agreed.
100%
He doesn't even have to try.
HIS LINGUISTICS ARE INSANE
You’re a clever man, no doubt.
They don’t stand a chance.
Everybody agrees, you’re one of the best, I’ve never been able to watch any of yours without guffawing with laughter.
You do it well - humble, humorous but assertive. Please don’t change, that’s why we admire you.
Exactly this. No rudeness, no aggressiveness, unlike AB who I am no longer able to watch.
@@BoiledOctopus I disagree!
@@BoiledOctopus AW. You poor thing. Did AB upset you hmm?
Totally agree 100%
@@VadoVoodoo No. We had to comfort you though, after me and your mum put you up for adoption.
Great the way pacify them from the off, throws them into shear panic. Most audits now have strayed from what it started out to be but focus is by far and wide still on the ball. Hurry up with the next one
Best uk auditor by far,
@@mathew8581 I agree 👍
so ,.. what,.. everyone else should give up then!? theres a place for everyone!,.. and they are all doing us a great service! 🥳
My point exactly. So many devaluing the aim and purpose of holding public servants accountable but just looking to make easy money.
@@judithmatthews8460 They are proving a point, whether it's for money or not. Police see these vids, but they don't really act on them. Strange that. I personally feel they want to be the ONE that takes down an Auditor? Very few do. Certainly not FP.
They try to intimidate Focus, then he destroys them with his intellect and knowledge. He’s a master auditor
You are the best auditor, I wish you did more!
I echo those two sentiments.
I agree man, focus pocus then ab🤣
Absolutely!👍☺️
Quality not quantity 👌
yeh always a good day when this lad uploads
Loved the comment "can I see your tat, is it a C" no prizes for guessing what the "C" stood for 🤣🤣🤣
Focus pocus is brilliant. He disarms them with impeccable manners and before they can recover he bamboozles them with wit and humour, and just when they think they've got his card marked he unleashes his excellent knowledge of law and regulations to finish them totally. He does good audits with surgical precision. I watch a lot of different auditors and there are some awful ones, some good ones and some very good ones, and then, far ahead of them all is focus pocus in a whole league of his own.
Nice summary. He's definitely my favorite. My only issue is he doesn't put out enough videos
The Gwent auditor lol
It's because he's actually a photographer
Wow!! you need to get a room🤣🤣
absolutely the best auditor out there. Calm , slick and informed.
Yeah thanks clown.
Focus, you crack me up! The way you converse with people and then they leave wondering what the hell just happened is brilliant!
"where we going now?..." tears in my eyes! 😂😂
He thought he was being subtle with the coffee questions etc but FP was far too smart to be sucked in. Another great audit. The man to follow
As the founder of modern democratic policing, Sir Robert Peel said,
" The police are the public and the public are the police. Consent comes from the knowledge that your police officers are impartial and accountable for their actions."
Yea, maybe in a galaxy far far away.
How mislead in his perceptions of 2022.
George Orwell did better.
Around the same time Dr Johnson said - “when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.”
I guess times really do change, and usually for the worse.
Ha Ha, good one .
Emma Peel can feel my collar any time she wishes.
I’m a simple man. I see a focus pocus vid, I click like, then watch it
I like simple. Makes life easier.
Me too! In that order 👍😆
I'm the same. You just know 100% that it's going to be first class.
Same.
Focus Pocus teaches me patience.
He doesn't post regularly, but when he does it's well worth waiting for , and watching.
Best in the business
The wit & sarcasm combined with your tone is second to none and leaves them pacified even when they want to be hostile. Brilliant style without being confrontational unless provoked which is ever better as you go into a whole other league. Love watching your hobby.
As somebody who appreciates spoken language and the powers it has, Focus is a genius with language. I haven't heard of his history on the subject other than in auditing though.
29:24 “Is this your hobby?…….No” Focus at his best 👌🏽 Cheshire lad giving it to ‘em down South
Go on lad!
You sir are the Godfather of auditing, love ya❤️
So true
Without doubt the best by miles
Settle down that’s Jeff gray of course. Focus is a top tier auditor but he simply isn’t The Godfather. Maybe goat is what you meant. Super bold statement missing several names for example : BAT.
Probably my no.1 auditor in the UK. Good one mate.
You are the man! Such a clever person with words and as ever winning the battle of intellect with a lap to spare.
It's not a hobby, it's an obligation or duty .... Well played, that was the perfect answer.
Best line FANTASTIC!!! Be humble or be humiliated. Some peoples mentality grows on trees.
Thank you Focus Pocus. Great chat. I recommend your vids on USA audit channels .
me too hope they appreciate the talent 😉
Shame it ended like it did, I would have loved another half hour of patronising.
Good job as always 👏
I thought it was a kind of Black Adder-ish ending.. Poignant really. Excellent stuff from FP again!
Hilarious, sarcastic and a joy to watch again F.P
keep up the good work
If Jason Manford did Auditing 😂
As a photographer, absolutely love your style, engaging, funny, witty, non confrontational. Keep it up!
I thought exactly the same! 😂
Jason Manford reads off a script
@@patrickkelly7085 when he's out auditing?
Carl pilkington
He's not a manc
Great to have you back FP.. another banger 💥
A tell you what focus your by far the best out there mate absolutely miles and miles ahead of the rest keep up the brilliant work mate proper proper spot on
Classic Focus! Without doubt the King of these audits! I just love those Officers acting big in their "magnum force" shoulder harnesses 😂
In all honesty you are the most entertaining auditor on TH-cam.
Your "What's your hobby?" leading him into "Oh is this your hobby?" and your awesome deadpan "No." all around 29.20 is the sort of thing that kills me. Simple, but brilliant. And the very end is just beautiful. 🤣
lacked moosic!! . . I hought I' d gone deaf! 🤣
you are very clever! love what you do for us!! 👍 👊 👏
It is painful to watch, but also hilarious Sir, the way you play them. The intercom for small people (no offence intended to any short people) plus the 10 year old thumbnail photo. Wonderful. Your wit and intellect puts you at the very top of the auditing game, long may it continue. Wish you would post more often.
I don't understand why this channel does not have more followers, absolutely great content and thank you 😁👌
Loved how you turned it into banter from the first 2 that was beautifully skilled and I wish I had such a skill much respect to you buddy fae Scotland
😂 Dumbo and Fuckpiece were the perfect stooges, I was waiting for their eyes to glaze over and mouths to open...the wit was coming at them so fast it was like showing a dog the latest card trick. You sir are streets ahead in this game.
The burst shot of the police registered vehicles was brilliant! Best auditer hands down
"Where we going now?" at the end. Top class.
plod: "is this your hobby, is it?"
fp: "no, it's more of an obligation"... Just epic banter. Nice.
Brilliant yet again you just know what to say every time thank you
The ending is comedy genius, where we off to now...... they didn't know what to do
As a disabled guy I really appreciate you highlighting the non disabled parked in that spot. Please do more vids because you really are the OG of the audit game.
The *Don* of auditing.
The messiah of auditing, the ayatollah of rockin Rolla of auditing,
"Can I call you 38?" - I died right there.
I love the fast squeaky parts. Always amusing lol.
Bury St Edmonds, John Peel was a local. I still miss him terribly.
Anyway, loved the video as usual.
More power to you 🤘
Well deserved 👍 up as always. Brilliant auditor as I’ve always said😲
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 you are brilliant at this . 👏 . The lads did pretty well this time also . 👌
The most artistic auditor on youtube visually pleasing as well amusingly political and logically correct
With regards to the difference you auditors make, it is a material, huge positive to our society. Without question, FP. 👍
27:05 Nice touch to ask them if they feel important looking for dangerous photographers. I doubt they do this kind of approach with a car thief who nips in, breaks a window, and disappears before they've managed to put down their doughnut. It's only because you made a point of sauntering around slowly that they managed to "catch" you.
Yeh lol the tub o lards
exactly
I absolutely admire your videos. You're a cut above your average photographer/ auditor, kudos for the entertainment
Awesome work as usual. Shout out from a New Zealand auditing channel
I love your work and style of auditing FP. How you aren't on 100k+ follows I do not know.
Hahaha, FP is so damn good. He could do stand up comedy. 👍
14:48 “Well, if I get down here again, let’s meet up and do it again” 😂 🤣 🍺
That was brilliant. Those two clowns didn't have a clue how to respond!
26:35 Nice touch to swing back and show that you are walking with them and not under their control by ignoring them to speak with the WPC.
Two things the police don’t understand is humour and calm dialogue. Ultimately, FP has them on the ropes within 30 seconds of any interaction.
You're still my favourite auditor.
"all those cars... Snap snap snap snap snap snap" 🤣🤣🤣
You are very eloquent my friend. I can’t stop watching. Well done.
Absolute quality as usual my friend .
Another example of auditing at its best.
Excellent ! Keep them coming !
Loved the "Thanks for sharing" comment he looked very confused.
Brilliant Focus, that line in you saying in your job and your duty is amazing, make the t-shirt, I'd buy it. Stay safe brother.
What's your hobby? I don't have many hobbies. Is this your hobby? No! It's a necessity. Wonderful.
I Love your sarcastic banter and the way you deal with situations just tickles me. I just wish there were more videos of yours to watch. Even when you wing it, the quick thinking gets you out of trouble. More Please 🙏😄
"Where's the nearest Costa" as if they don't know. That's just fishing. They want to know where you went so they can check CCTV or ask the staff what vehicle you came in to find out your name if they have to.
Everything a cop says to you is a fishing expedition.
Check the credit card transactions
Pay everything in cash. Don't travel by car......
Very professional and skilled auditor
Like a favourite movie, I watch Focus Pocus videos again and again. Sad perhaps but, he is by far, the best auditor out there. Intelligent, perceptive and always calm and polite. Wonderful!
Same here , always gravitate back to Focus Pocus . Wish he’d upload more often
Love the way your two steps ahead of them and can smell when they are trying to ask questions to get more info other people would answer but you realised what they are upto :) kudos mate
Genius like always. The question is who had the liberties to put up the “No walk on grass” sign in the middle of the grass… my guess is someone very authoritarian 😄 your personality, add your command of the language, add a bit sarcasm and we are here for a recipe to make Gordon Ramsey or even Jeremy Clarkson jealous. Top job.
"I'm getting out and meeting people" Superb delivery! lolololol x a million
"Where we going now" @29:45 LMFAO spat my tea out.
You were the first auditing type video I ever came across. Still my favorite alongside kollee but I appreciate your different style. I'm from near Chester and your accents familiar, been living in the US 10 years.
You also are in a different regiom but definitely the most articulate and reasonable of auditors.
Where we going now..brilliant can't stop watching these interactions. Controlled,knowledgeable and facetious 10/10.
The sarcasm was ace..."you haven't changed much" in her I.d. the whole time she had a face mask on. 😷 haha
Where have you been, missed your sarcastic witty remarks. Best out there, more please.
Liked again before even watching, I know this will be amazing!!!
If you dare not to jump when they say, it absolutely blows their minds ,,,,,
11:10 "oh well thanks for sharing that" hasn't even started and already making me laugh lol
Your sarcasm is a wonderful thing.
King of auditing. More videos please
Ahahaha keep regular uploads mate. Really appreciate how you calmly articulate that classic northern sarcasm. Legend.
Love all your audits wish you could do more .no 1 auditor .
Your audits are so interesting thanks for doing this and sharing ,well done fella 👍
Typical example of why you're number one. I just love your videos.
Your the Master you Tie them in knots always love the humour great to watch keep doing what you do 💯👍
Filming a member of the public in secret by the Police is a crime. Such an act must be based on a court order.That’s why their “policy” states they shall make the public aware.
The Police in breach of human rights is so common no one seems to react anymore. It’s sad.
Thank you for a good video!
@Red viking
ABSOLUTELY.
Love the content on this channel, how you handle the cops is epic, ya got great sense of humour too 💯
What's with these fucking Magnum PI weapons vests...they look like a couple of teats in fancy dress as Starsky & Hutch.
Great stuff BTW...
I snorted tea all over at that camera blast 25 mins😂 now that is funny...!
Great audit keep up the great determination of keeping our rights cheers from Dublin
Mate the part when you went ‘all them’ pic pic pic pic pic pic pic ..
that was brilliant.
I am so sad that the female officer so despises the public that she prefers not to ID properly without being additionally prompted. Unless her reluctance to proudly state her number as per policy means something else?
Just started watching..only 10 seconds in…looking forward to this already 👌🏽
"Where we going now?" Classic ending 😂
Yet another smashing insightful & entertaining “visit”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂buckled, your patter was top notch 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 keep it up
Your bloody hilarious 😂
Keep it up
It's been great talking to you, basically, "Piss Off", let's meet up and do this again, so effing funny.
love your audits keep up the great work