Mix of short audit encounters and a camera fail (auditor fail really)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
  • A visit to Kent, Bodmin, Mold and the Arms Seller MBDA to see if my right to photograph is respected.

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  • @wt8676
    @wt8676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    “I’ve never seen a chicken laying an egg”. Focus you absolutely killed me there, beautiful work. Keep it up.

    • @davidquinn7702
      @davidquinn7702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thats the part that got me too i knew there was a reason i subscribed to his channel the humour is amazing

    • @lincslegend6936
      @lincslegend6936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣

    • @sublime_cw
      @sublime_cw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think that is possibly Focus' best line ever. Had me in stitches.

    • @natsiel
      @natsiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂🙌

    • @badlarry172
      @badlarry172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he's come out with some belters in the past but that one has to be one of the best

  • @Flubbydubbydoodoo
    @Flubbydubbydoodoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Yes, finally an auditor said that they are there specifically for the “private” number plates. Good job.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Annoying when you have to justify a LEGAL action isn't it?

    • @agentsmakem424
      @agentsmakem424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I reckon FP is being too hard on himself, and what he thinks isn’t up to scratch “production wise maybe”, are actually some real golden moments. His comebacks are just the best on YT by a mile aren’t they

    • @northcountrybhoy4265
      @northcountrybhoy4265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@agentsmakem424 Michael (nny) and kolee are fun too but FP is king.

    • @Flubbydubbydoodoo
      @Flubbydubbydoodoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@agentsmakem424 Yes, but then FP does seem to be a professional photographer/videographer, so no doubt sets a higher standard for himself. Don’t think that’s the same of the others… unless you count being a TH-camr as professional… which I guess it can be.

    • @cowardsallaround98
      @cowardsallaround98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frauditor tell the public your name addresse and number plate
      And do you have a full time job or are you a ?

  • @kevinsancto1574
    @kevinsancto1574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The best auditor in the UK.

    • @teambean
      @teambean 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      By far

  • @unknownknown1565
    @unknownknown1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Focus Pocus Im an auditing watching sob. Ive seen them all - Auditing Britain, Kolee berks, Marti, DJ Audits, News Now Yorkshire etc etc and Im here to tell you are by far the best Ive seen do it. Your knowledge of the law, the hilarious sarcasm in your tone and funny one liners makes for great viewing. Only downside to your audits is how infrequent they are ffs. Keep up the good work

    • @philliplester1741
      @philliplester1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Totally agree.

    • @Stuart_George
      @Stuart_George 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I feel FP does quality over quantity.
      A much better approach in my humble opinion.

    • @Christopher-dd1ph
      @Christopher-dd1ph 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont even waste your time with kolee. he pushes scam crypto and therefore is a grade A scumbag.

    • @JeffJeffers0n
      @JeffJeffers0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's just a side-gig for focus too, a hobby so to speak.

    • @oaktree354
      @oaktree354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Stuart_George Agreed. If infrequency is the price we have to pay for such amazing quality, so be it.

  • @philliplester1741
    @philliplester1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    When you argue so eloquently, their answer *should* be:
    “You know what? You’re right!”
    But the lack of humility prevails, as does the embarrassment to themselves…

    • @philliplester1741
      @philliplester1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Focus Pocus
      P.S. If Owen is now officially an arms dealer, I trust you’ll be seeing if his security allows you to photograph outside his house?
      I relish your videos - they are beautiful. Take care. :)

  • @dwcoolit
    @dwcoolit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Focus Pocus is the standard that every auditor should strive to achieve....
    He's the governor....Respect!

  • @albertrichardson6160
    @albertrichardson6160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    They just can’t stop themselves can they? Brilliant as usual!

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    29:20 Fantastic line "I'm here for the personal number plates ... to check if they're taxed and MOT'd" Pretty much gives a middle finger to his request to blur out personal number plates and lets him know his demand fell on waste ground and was buried 6' under.

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, he is offering a FREE public service checking police personal numberplates for Vehicle Excise Duty and MOT
      Can’t argue with anything done for free.

  • @markemarkpsv1
    @markemarkpsv1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    OMG, I'm a wheelchair user, and no this is not a negative comment, quite the opposite.
    You had me it fits of laughter, especially when you said the "darlek" thing, I was rolling around the bed in hysterics.
    My new name is a "Darlek, with no lid on."
    Please do more of these extremely funny videos.
    👍😎👍m-E-m

    • @Coyo-Tea
      @Coyo-Tea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It cracked me up as well and I’m disabled too but I’m not quite a dalek yet but it won’t be long. I found the comment hilarious and it had me splurting coffee everywhere 😂

    • @mutleyeng
      @mutleyeng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      spat me tea out - and i dont even drink tea - gawd bless Focus

    • @LilHazey2.0
      @LilHazey2.0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂❤

    • @WeeMan283
      @WeeMan283 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was reading this comment just as he said it 😂😂 timing was as good as the joke

  • @dougwright7877
    @dougwright7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Focus Pocus!!! Best by a mile. Most knowledgeable & intelligent auditor on the planet!!! Should be doing it every day. 💙💙💙

  • @garywalker2769
    @garywalker2769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Just got in from a 12 hour shift and stayed up to watch the master at his work! Just class, funny and far to good for them. 👍

  • @bren70ssss94
    @bren70ssss94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You know that feeling when you find twenty quid in a jacket pocket , that's what it's like when a Focus Pocus video pops up unexpectedly 🙂🎉🎉

    • @DAZVADER74
      @DAZVADER74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EXCELLENT WAY OF PUTTING IT … ABSOLUTELY AGREE BREN 👍
      I can’t Workout if it’s the Infrequency of his vids that helps make them such good watching …
      I’d Love to see Atleast ONE Vid a week !

    • @jubear1493
      @jubear1493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amen!

  • @mickhavers6778
    @mickhavers6778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You have your hands in your pockets, you may be gratifying yourself...... 😂😂😂

    • @Ytremz
      @Ytremz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated line haha

  • @evilcraftknife5705
    @evilcraftknife5705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "I've never seen a chicken laying an egg". The worlds best retort.

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you find a bald chicken you have a better chance seeing it laying an egg :)

  • @Bob10009
    @Bob10009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Why can’t all auditors be this knowledgeable, this polite, this assertive, this logical, this witty, this clever ? Please keep doing this.

    • @thesmallnotesduo
      @thesmallnotesduo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And why can't the police be all of the above too?

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thesmallnotesduo Very fair point.

    • @untissify
      @untissify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thesmallnotesduo 👍🏻

    • @gregkasza1925
      @gregkasza1925 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because they all have their own styles and personalities.

  • @palm33
    @palm33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Give this man an award. You destroy people with logic and I’m here for it haha 😂

  • @SuperSetsquare
    @SuperSetsquare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I’m so disappointed when your videos end. Your sense of humour is spot on. Please keep up the great work and hopefully we will be treated to another insight into the hardships of being a photographer. Stay safe and respect.

  • @Real_Matt
    @Real_Matt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Welcome back bro, always great to see one of your uploads.

  • @butchbaird1834
    @butchbaird1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That comment of the chickens laying an egg was totally priceless! Love it ! Going to use that line in everyday life.

  • @Christopher-dd1ph
    @Christopher-dd1ph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    you are the best auditor in the game. there are alot of really good auditors in the us and the uk but nobody handles the police better. my only complaint is that there isn't enough content from you!!! more! MORE! WE WANT MORE!!!! 😀😀😀

    • @itsmegordy
      @itsmegordy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree 100% - We need more content for sure!

    • @j33prang
      @j33prang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Absolutely agree with you. I watch all the best auditors and in my opinion nobody gets close to FP. I know that if he was to produce as much as the others, he would definitely have the most followers. On the other hand i want him to be on form and if this means a casual approach, then i'm all for it. But i look for his vids every day. Pure gold.

    • @Iderspider
      @Iderspider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's my favorite too.. he needs to do more videos

    • @irenedavo3768
      @irenedavo3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please watch videos of Jim Nduruchi Kenya 🇰🇪 where are UKAid? Amref? Comic Relief?

    • @essexaea
      @essexaea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agree 200%

  • @damienbutt6320
    @damienbutt6320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This guy is like the ultimate supreme dogg of auditing. Hands down the best!

  • @bobmirdiff2043
    @bobmirdiff2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Q: How many people work at a Police Station?
    A: Less than half!

    • @dave_ryan
      @dave_ryan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣

    • @robertallen3441
      @robertallen3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As many as that?

    • @newpotatoes
      @newpotatoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @Hannah-pk6iq
      @Hannah-pk6iq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are been generous

    • @drips1030
      @drips1030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds a bit overcrowded to me.

  • @Yagdrol
    @Yagdrol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    This is top drawer auditing. FP exercises his rights eloquently and pushes back when the police attempt to abuse his rights. "I don't answer questions" is the best reponse. FP, AB and DJ are great auditors and are changing the face of policing for the better.👍

    • @RS-rf8sy
      @RS-rf8sy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop talking wet.

    • @ayz01
      @ayz01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FB & AB yes, don’t quite like DJs style to be honest, he has a lot to learn.

    • @iainmaturin8460
      @iainmaturin8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are these people changing the way police approach the public and more interestingly how many encounters have you had with plod?

    • @RossTheBoss87
      @RossTheBoss87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ayz01 focus pocus and reggie photo are the only ones I watch….I’ve tried to watch the other ones but they all pale in comparison to FP and RP……uk meet the tyrants needs a slap,law and audits with his poppet pish would get butted and DJ audits must have the most annoying voice on TH-cam…..I think uk audits should be left to focus pocus and reggie the rest can fcuk off 👍

    • @pjo2386
      @pjo2386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'drawer' .... otherwise a wild west quick on the draw shoot out

  • @inthisdayandage8078
    @inthisdayandage8078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I've never seen a chicken laying an egg, but I'm not going to suggest it's unusual..."
    Brilliant as always 🤣

  • @fivewindow32
    @fivewindow32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Straight in there....
    'How long are you here for'?
    'What day is it today'?
    Fantastic....hooked within 10 seconds. The best auditor by far. Thanks FP

  • @niall8632
    @niall8632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The best auditor out there. 'I'm not discussing what's lawful and unlawful at the moment'. Hahaha, great stuff FP!

  • @milliepaduano7905
    @milliepaduano7905 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think FP actually started this process for the right reasons. To prove that photography is not in fact a crime. It is done with intellect & humour & I have never had to watch him concede a point or become abusive. Absolute quality one liners.

  • @cypeman8037
    @cypeman8037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love it when auditors pick up on the officers key words, “Concern”…etc and run with it. They quickly try and move on but fail when FP pulls them up.

  • @ainsleybuttocks5689
    @ainsleybuttocks5689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Excellent auditor......... most intelligent responses to the mostly inane questions.

  • @godwintaurai2304
    @godwintaurai2304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Focus Pocus, your videos truly are amazing. After having a crappy week, waking up to a new video has made my morning. Thank you for standing up for our rights!

  • @seantheplayer8047
    @seantheplayer8047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Good to see ya again FP!.. The comedy is brilliant ... "It's not unusual ... I've never seen a chicken laying an egg, but it ain't unusual, it happens about 3 million times a day!" Laughed a lot at that one! Priceless! 😅 😅 👍 🙋‍♂

  • @collieri
    @collieri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    What's best about this channel is the focus (excuse pun) on what really matters. Where other auditors are now just chasing the adsense revenue by filming any old tosh and inciting a reaction from the police by being overly confrontational, this channel maintains the original point of auditing (I think), that being a stand against police overreach and our ever evaporating rights.

    • @iainmaturin8460
      @iainmaturin8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it doesn't. All of this nonsense is confrontational, which is fine if it's a means to an end, but it's not!

    • @focuspocus3690
      @focuspocus3690  2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Still hanging around the channel Iain? I bet you hate it that you can’t tear yourself away 😂😂😂😂😂?

    • @highwayman03
      @highwayman03 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iainmaturin8460 10 years and no subscribers, give up, nobody is listening to you. 😂

    • @irenedavo3768
      @irenedavo3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@focuspocus3690 please watch Afrimax English! Where is Comic Relief money going?

    • @englandagainsttyranny5986
      @englandagainsttyranny5986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@iainmaturin8460 my friend. I am 58 years old . I have been a photographer since I was a child. I have been all over this country taking photos of everything and anything I can see. Whilst partaking in the hobby that I love I have been harassed, detained, handcuffed, searched and threatened with arrest under the terrorism act. This has happened so many times I have lost count. I don't publish any of my photos. They are all for my own use. When you say there is no point to what focus is doing I would suggest to you there is absolutely a point. Photography is not a crime. These clowns in costumes need to learn it. I am not anti police I am anti police abusing there powers.

  • @gc6855
    @gc6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I just like to the their insincere faces when faced with that very dangerous camera 📸, shame but the audio was priceless , well done again FP, always look forward to your videos. 😀

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should tell them it’s a police station because they don’t seem to know we’re they are

  • @willnewlove1
    @willnewlove1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Rub along together line was a belter 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaredburgess8381
    @jaredburgess8381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "...I've never seen a chicken lay an egg but I wouldn't presume to say it was unusual..."
    FP is absolutely brilliant!

  • @dannyboy2228
    @dannyboy2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You’re one of the best auditors out there! I wish you uploaded more often.

  • @nevillengatai4453
    @nevillengatai4453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Great viewing and great auditing. The bike in the beginning and ending brilliant, even I haven't seen a chicken lay an egg. To get the best out of a situation is knowledge, your deamenour, tone of voice and composure. Now that's what every cop hates. They hate to lose. Well done and good to see you back.

  • @djdelight_musik7181
    @djdelight_musik7181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    'Twenty coffee machines, a few chaise lounges, card tables & some pinball machines' .The officer didn't deny it either 😂

  • @shunnp4175
    @shunnp4175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It’s been a long wait but another brilliant audit “I’ve never seen a chicken lay an egg!!!😂 you tie them up in knots mate👍, best auditor !!!

  • @brendandarkside1207
    @brendandarkside1207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Always brings a new angle of logic to the usual bingo card of audit phrases. And really brave at telling them off you go. Best bits of all auditing styles and still my no.1!!!

  • @davidkinsey3744
    @davidkinsey3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Not seen any videos for ages , you and Reggie photo are my favourite,s keep up the good work pal ,😉

    • @dave_ryan
      @dave_ryan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same.

    • @AYTAZED
      @AYTAZED 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reggie potato is just antagonistic, not a patch on focus pocus who knows the law.

  • @craigfenton1060
    @craigfenton1060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Concern duly noted, carry on chaps." Fabulous! Can't stop laughing.

  • @robertmakin2259
    @robertmakin2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The silver-tongued provocateur in fine form. Damn, I love me some Focus 😁😁

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    26:05 "You're not complying with me" And there we have it. The opinion of police that they are in charge and in control of the public. The public do not have to act in accordance with the wishes or commands of the police. Not unless a crime has occurred, is about to occur, or is occurring.

    • @untissify
      @untissify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Precisely. 👍🏻

    • @jimmybhoy6438
      @jimmybhoy6438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FTP

    • @untissify
      @untissify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimmybhoy6438 fuck the pope ???

  • @mrf4138
    @mrf4138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I literally jump with joy when I see Focus-Pocus has posted a new video. And this one was an extra special treat as we got to see the highlights from many encounters. FP is the grand master. Every time he completely outwits “the”idiots”, he does so with such skill and humour. He is a country mile ahead of the pack. And today I learned about the NPCC’s document on social media and blogging. A very important document for us all to carry. Thanks FP. Can’t wait for the next instalment.

  • @grahambunton377
    @grahambunton377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Cop: "Taking photos is suspicious because I've never seen anyone taking photos of a police station"
    FP. "Well I've never seen a chicken laying an egg, but I don't consider it suspicious"
    BRILLIANT

  • @mk310174
    @mk310174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Your chicken line might well be the greatest response in the history of auditing. Bravo sir!

  • @grahamritchie8118
    @grahamritchie8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hi focus, been a fan of yours and been watching you for a long time now, you don't put out the quantity of content as others i watch but i have to say you are the very best at it. You are very obviously a clever guy and are not easily intimidated. Keep up the great work focus.

  • @Jedstop
    @Jedstop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This guy could be by far the biggest auditor in the UK with regular output.
    I respect that he probably just doesn’t want to.

    • @Ytremz
      @Ytremz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think a big limiting factor for how quickly focus-pocus can deliver content is his approach to dealing with the officers. Generally he's quite respectful and relies on subtle witticisms to entertain his audience; he would need to be a lot more provocational (like Auditing Britain) to get consistent interactions from police officers.

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ytremz That is not his style. He is certainly not an Auditor, he is a photographer. Asserting his right to film in public. That's it.

  • @doveronefoxtrot4417
    @doveronefoxtrot4417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    No worries, no worries, from the first challenger, but clearly he is worried or he wouldn't have made contact with you ! Excellent content as always Mr pocus !

  • @goose2827
    @goose2827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Yet again FP you pull one out of the bag, my favourite Auditor/photographer by far, calm, calculated, knowledgeable & making these plastics look completely incompetent, i so wish you did these more frequently, I always wait in anticipation for each video.
    10/10 mate.
    I just watched it again & the more I see the guy on the bike at the beginning the more I laugh 🤣🤣🤣🙂 priceless.

  • @kevinwilliams1421
    @kevinwilliams1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Their ego gets in the way of logic EVERY time… they cannot help themselves

  • @seantimmons3136
    @seantimmons3136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Great stuff as usual, buddy. No long circular debates you just shut them down with simple logic. No aggression or nonsense, just simple rationale and a contempt for them which has been well earned.

    • @fuerteventuramobilityscoot6530
      @fuerteventuramobilityscoot6530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He shots them down in flames 🔥 everytime. It’s the only channel. That sometimes I feel sorry for the police officers. 😂

  • @tractorboy2002
    @tractorboy2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Always a fascinating videos from FP and this one didn’t disappoint. Classic retorts including ‘name me a police station that hasn’t been photographed’, ‘I’ve never seen a chicken laying an egg’ and ‘I’m only taking photos of personal numbers’. I’ve watched all of your videos and not once has a police employee got the better of you intellectually. Long may that continue.

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s hardly a high compliment FP is brilliant but look what he has to work with coppers are hardly high end IQ it’s like finding a copper in Mac Donald’s.

  • @jacquelinetonge4256
    @jacquelinetonge4256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It always makes me so happy to see you have uploaded a new video. Thank you. The best auditor by a long way.

  • @deanwallace4432
    @deanwallace4432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You were my favourite uk auditor, now you are my favourite auditor of all time! I've never seen a chicken lay an egg but I know it's not unusual. That absolutely cracked me up, pun intended 🤣

  • @Rich_G
    @Rich_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Please come back with more videos. Your interactions with the "management" are priceless. Love the chicken laying an egg analergy. Absolutely brilliant.
    Your the best 🙂

  • @torchyboyz
    @torchyboyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dear Mr Pocus, thank you so much once again for your time and effort. You are the man. I always look forward to your audits and am never disappointed. Thanks again. Paul from Widnes

  • @kevinsancto1574
    @kevinsancto1574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When he asks how long will you be around for and the reply is what day is it priceless.

  • @Neverod8doreveN
    @Neverod8doreveN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The logic of "I might have been made aware of it" but not being actually aware of it is astounding.

  • @dariasmuradi6842
    @dariasmuradi6842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have watched auditors all over the world I’m yet to see anyone better than this guy very professional simply awesome

  • @kevinshepherd8314
    @kevinshepherd8314 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    " you might be aware of it but your ignoring it " absolute classic FP , stunning put downs . Keep safe man

  • @MrPhantom453
    @MrPhantom453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:55 "Well I haven't seen a chicken lay an egg." Just brilliant the way you tear their lack of logic apart.

  • @osuperbado
    @osuperbado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Messiah has returned 🙌 I enjoy most of the other popular auditors….but you are by far the most wittiest and scathing, without being rude. Keep it up Focus!!! 👍😀

  • @Polecat54941
    @Polecat54941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have also never seen a chicken lay an egg so I guess it just does not happen! Top drawer Audits.

  • @fuerteventuramobilityscoot6530
    @fuerteventuramobilityscoot6530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve said it before. If focus Pocus was on the BBC. You would pay for a tv licence. He’s that good. Keep it up sir…

  • @sirtinley-knot2944
    @sirtinley-knot2944 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The problem here is that you're renegotiating my rights"... best auditor line I've ever heard!

  • @apmullen
    @apmullen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The best come back ever!!! When the guy says it unusual to see someone filming a police station. " I've never seen a chicken laying on egg but it's not unusual. 10/10 👍👍👍

  • @hoghs1
    @hoghs1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “He had his bottom Schmacked”. That’s one of my favorite lines of his. It’s stuck in my head. The UK auditors always have really catchy openings.

  • @Mikeandlucy1
    @Mikeandlucy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like to think Im pretty quick witted but "I've never seen a chicken laying an egg" brilliant, left the copper fighting for a come back when there wasn't any, and "there's a Darlek without a lid on" . Pure Genius FP.

  • @taz454
    @taz454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One of the best in the UK.

    • @philliplester1741
      @philliplester1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *One of???* You’re kidding? *The* best. The One. The Only. FP.
      The P must stand for ‘perfection’.

    • @taz454
      @taz454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@philliplester1741 haha, yeah...ok I agree. The best!

  • @TheStoneTapeSimulacrum
    @TheStoneTapeSimulacrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    'I've never seen a chicken laying an egg' - absolutely brilliant, you have an excellent auditing style.

  • @robertbradshaw9367
    @robertbradshaw9367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Super video. This is exactly how it should be done. Calm, respectful but firm when necessary. Unfortunately not everybody who engages in this activity has the resourcefulness to do it like this. My only complaint FP is that we don't see enough content from you. Looking forward to the next one!

  • @newage3
    @newage3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi Mate - always love watching your videos and I always have too go back and re-watch just in case I miss any tiny detail and I did - "Oh there`s a Dalek without the lid on"....... keep them coming.

  • @ukfreedomaudits4948
    @ukfreedomaudits4948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What can I say.... Brilliant. You are the epitome of intelligent auditing. I did say recently that you would be the character that could educate coppers better than other auditors.

  • @MrMalikshabaz403
    @MrMalikshabaz403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "So how long are we here for?"
    "Erm.... what day is it today?"
    Hilarious response.

  • @Jo-yp8wy
    @Jo-yp8wy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Apart from the audits, which are excellent, I do love your photography. I wish I could see more of it

  • @kaonashicom
    @kaonashicom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    dude, even if you tried you couldn't fail. what an excellent individual you are, i must say!

  • @ekyone1
    @ekyone1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The best auditor by far, a calm demeanour and you know your stuff 👍

  • @JB_inks
    @JB_inks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When they film you they're collecting data and therefore are subject to gdpr. Not telling you he's filming is a breach and can lead to massive fines

  • @davidss001
    @davidss001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your defo my favourite auditor , calm , sarcastic , knowledgable.. Do more they’re great 👍

  • @teclo1057
    @teclo1057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "YOU ARE TRYING TO RENEGOTIATE MY RIGHTS" QUALITY.

  • @gregkasza1925
    @gregkasza1925 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That nice Officer came all the way out to have “ JUST a conversation “. What a friendly man!

  • @GpoppaJohn
    @GpoppaJohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Missed you Focus, if Carlsberg did auditing 🙌🙌🙌

  • @ReggiePhoto
    @ReggiePhoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've never seen a chicken laying an egg 🤣🤣🤣classic

  • @Able60
    @Able60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " I've never seen a chicken lay an egg"!
    The most perfect answer I've ever heard to that P.C. Plod chestnut.
    An answer I would never have thought of at all.🤔😂🤣

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    21:10 Good point about the training. If they haven't been briefed then their training is shit and whilst it can be an excuse for an individual constable to not know of the auditing memo, it would be a failure of the force to not have ensured that all constables are aware of it.

  • @samslots1234
    @samslots1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love your quick response to their silly questions!you are the best auditor out there! Keep them coming please.

  • @organisedatoms
    @organisedatoms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Oh, there a darlick without the lid on” that has me in stitches

  • @tonywilson9606
    @tonywilson9606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    FS, perfection. Never disrespectful but always the best of fun. Thanks for making these wonderful pieces of work. The best auditor on YT.

  • @stevengallagher635
    @stevengallagher635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    World class wit and humour, a master at work

  • @christhomas1679
    @christhomas1679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Good to have you back posting focus, you're awesome

  • @kamranbessim9821
    @kamranbessim9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love your stuff and you always without a doubt put a smile on my face

  • @JenoBean854
    @JenoBean854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should have your own stand up comedy show man best sense of humour by far!

  • @offshore171
    @offshore171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That line about the chicken laying an egg was first class

  • @PlattLaneEnd
    @PlattLaneEnd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They never get the better of him. FP has a very North West England sense of humour. Love his work!

  • @stu0508
    @stu0508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hands down my favourite Auditor. Love you're no nonsense style, great analogies etc. My only gripe is i want MORE! Lol. Such is the way with social media i suppose. I've been through the whole FP back catalogue ;).

  • @cas398
    @cas398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great comeback about there being pictures of every police station you had them speechless. Quality content keep it up. Look forward to the next one for a laugh

  • @gehanoates294
    @gehanoates294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The best auditor out there. I am learning so much before I go out. Well done my friend. 👏🏿👏🏿

  • @essexaea
    @essexaea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't think there's a video of yours that I haven't enjoyed and laughed my head off at. I didn't think you could beat the "I thought it was three hedges talking to me" but now the chicken laying egg has topped it. Fantastically brilliant stuff as always FP 👊